On Friday, 21 August 2015 21:54:20 UTC+1, Bob Eager wrote:
On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 21:46:27 +0100, Chris Hogg wrote:


Frontline. One drop between the shoulder blades.
http://tinyurl.com/q9ykzat

I don't know whether the fleas round here became immune to that but the
vet now recommends Advocate. Works well.

Mine does too, although she didn't say as much I got the impression that the frontline spot on had to be reduced in efectiveness so it could be sold over the counter in supermarkets.
Perhaps some kids were getting high on it or something ;-)

On 24/08/2015 16:31, Tim Streater wrote:
In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
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If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in public
without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the fault of
idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

Neither did ours.

On Mon, 24 Aug 2015 17:19:08 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 24/08/2015 16:31, Tim Streater wrote:
In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
wrote:

If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in public
without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the fault of
idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

Neither did ours.

Dog owners let their animals urinate against every lamppost, people's garden gates, their fences and hedges, etc, etc, where kids are playing and picking up god knows what. Why is it illegal to allow your dog to drop faeces on the pavement and not pick it up, yet ****ing is considered ok? If a human were to **** at the side of the pavement, he'd be arrested. Is dog **** somehow cleaner than human ****? If your dog cocks it's leg, for ****'s sake stop being a pikey and pull it along.

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On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
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If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken out
for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in public
without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the fault of
idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house. They
also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect. Dirty
pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****, the
litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty the litter
trays.
If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL **** and **** on any
available bed.
My little dog has ****ed on the floor once and has never **** in my house.
She was 6 weeks old when she ****ed in the house.
If she needs a **** in the middle of the night she will wake us up, not just
**** in the house like a cat will do.

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On 24/08/2015 16:31, Tim Streater wrote:
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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
wrote:

If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in public
without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the fault of
idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

Neither did ours.

Odd that you did not replace them when they died.

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news On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
wrote:

If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in public
without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the fault of
idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house. They
also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect. Dirty
pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****, the
litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty the litter
trays.
If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL **** and **** on any
available bed.
My little dog has ****ed on the floor once and has never **** in my house.
She was 6 weeks old when she ****ed in the house.
If she needs a **** in the middle of the night she will wake us up, not
just **** in the house like a cat will do.

Very considerate and bright little dog. It has assessed the situation and
decided that whilst you are in residence there is already a surplus of ****
indoors.

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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
wrote:

If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in public
without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the fault of
idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house. They
also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect. Dirty
pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****, the
litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty the litter
trays.
If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL **** and **** on any
available bed.
My little dog has ****ed on the floor once and has never **** in my house.
She was 6 weeks old when she ****ed in the house.
If she needs a **** in the middle of the night she will wake us up, not
just **** in the house like a cat will do.

Very considerate and bright little dog. It has assessed the situation and
decided that whilst you are in residence there is already a surplus of ****
indoors.

ROTFPMSL!

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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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On Mon, 24 Aug 2015 17:19:08 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 24/08/2015 16:31, Tim Streater wrote:
In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
wrote:

If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in public
without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the fault of
idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

Neither did ours.

Dog owners let their animals urinate against every lamppost, people's
garden gates, their fences and hedges, etc, etc, where kids are playing
and picking up god knows what. Why is it illegal to allow your dog to
drop faeces on the pavement and not pick it up, yet ****ing is considered
ok? If a human were to **** at the side of the pavement, he'd be
arrested. Is dog **** somehow cleaner than human ****? If your dog cocks
it's leg, for ****'s sake stop being a pikey and pull it along.

HA! Ya ******.
The staff at the local primary school have to spend tax payers money picking
cat **** out of the sand pit. But as you don't pay tax and are on the dole
this does not bother you, does it, ******?
My dog does not **** in school sand pits. She has never shat in the street
but I carry poo bags just in case.
I can't remember when I last saw dog **** on the footpath here, dog owners
pick up their dogs ****. Do ****ing cat owners?
Kids play in their own gardens and can easily be in contact with cat ****
from the vermin down the road.
You gloat when your stinking cats **** in the garden of old George down the
road. George has a nice garden and oddly enough does not want your cat's
**** there.
George is scared of you, little bully boy Hucker who intimidates old men and
has not had a shag for 20 years. Nat told me that you had a very little
dick.


Oh, just look at this quotation from the hygiene aware cat owner Peter
Hucker:

"I once took a dump behind some bushes and slid down a hill to wipe my
arse".

I have some of your quotes expressing you approval of adults shagging little
boys and girls.
Would you like me to post them here?
You are a creep.

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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
wrote:

If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in public
without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the fault of
idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****, the
litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty the litter
trays.
If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL **** and **** on any
available bed.
My little dog has ****ed on the floor once and has never **** in my house.
She was 6 weeks old when she ****ed in the house.
If she needs a **** in the middle of the night she will wake us up, not
just **** in the house like a cat will do.

Very considerate and bright little dog. It has assessed the situation and
decided that whilst you are in residence there is already a surplus of
**** indoors.

Pillock.

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On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 19:43:51 +0100, ARW wrote:

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news On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 19:36:22 +0100, Chris Hogg
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On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 16:00:35 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"

wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg
wrote:

On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"

wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it resulted in it
jumping very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that image. Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...2InsectOrders/
Orders33.htm



4 fleas or 4 cats?

To make sure the fleas never reawake to live in your house then I
suggest Indorex. The fleas and their larve can lie dormant in
carperts
etc for a while.

It was the only answer when I fostered a flea infested moggie.

Noted. So you spray the 500ml aerosol all over the house?


On all carpets etc.

In this case it was only one room, as that is where the foster cat
slept/lived.

WE have 4 or 5 cans of the stuff in the cupboard.

WE have a dog, West Highland Terrier.
She has never had fleas as she gets the preventative treatment.
We have no cans of "the stuff" in the cupboard. We have a dog, not a
stinking cat.

If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

Every house that I have been in which has cats stinks. And I've been in
some very posh houses.

Mine doesn't. No litter tray, cat is smart enough to **** elsewhere.

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On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 16:00:35 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"

wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg
wrote:

On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"

wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it resulted in it
jumping very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that image. Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...2InsectOrders/
Orders33.htm



4 fleas or 4 cats?

To make sure the fleas never reawake to live in your house then I
suggest Indorex. The fleas and their larve can lie dormant in
carperts
etc for a while.

It was the only answer when I fostered a flea infested moggie.

Noted. So you spray the 500ml aerosol all over the house?


On all carpets etc.

In this case it was only one room, as that is where the foster cat
slept/lived.

WE have 4 or 5 cans of the stuff in the cupboard.

WE have a dog, West Highland Terrier.
She has never had fleas as she gets the preventative treatment.
We have no cans of "the stuff" in the cupboard. We have a dog, not a
stinking cat.

If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

Every house that I have been in which has cats stinks. And I've been in
some very posh houses.

Mine doesn't. No litter tray, cat is smart enough to **** elsewhere.

I just knew that you had to be a cat owner, you have always sounded quite
thick.
Are you also a cyclist?

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On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 16:00:35 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"

wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg
wrote:

On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"

wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it resulted in
it
jumping very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that image. Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...2InsectOrders/
Orders33.htm



4 fleas or 4 cats?

To make sure the fleas never reawake to live in your house then I
suggest Indorex. The fleas and their larve can lie dormant in
carperts
etc for a while.

It was the only answer when I fostered a flea infested moggie.

Noted. So you spray the 500ml aerosol all over the house?


On all carpets etc.

In this case it was only one room, as that is where the foster cat
slept/lived.

WE have 4 or 5 cans of the stuff in the cupboard.

WE have a dog, West Highland Terrier.
She has never had fleas as she gets the preventative treatment.
We have no cans of "the stuff" in the cupboard. We have a dog, not a
stinking cat.

If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

Every house that I have been in which has cats stinks. And I've been in
some very posh houses.

Mine doesn't. No litter tray, cat is smart enough to **** elsewhere.

Same here. Two doors down, an old man who continues to try to shoot them
with a super soaker 500 water pistol. He's not fast enough though.

Peter Hucker, the unemployed ****** who loves to laugh at the old man down
the road.
Peter Hucker, the unemployed dickhead who has cut a cat flap in his bedroom
door.
Peter Hucker, keeper of 4 cats, loads of parrots, can't afford to buy
disinfectant and has no hot running water in his hovel.






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"Tim Streater" wrote in message
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He will stretch this thread out as far as he can and argue about any
advise he has been offered.

Advice.

Perhaps you need remedial English.

I always do that.

You always do what?

Advise instead of advice.

On Mon, 24 Aug 2015 13:59:56 +0100, whisky-dave wrote:

On Friday, 21 August 2015 21:19:35 UTC+1, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 21:14:15 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 19:36:22 +0100, Chris Hogg wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 16:00:35 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg wrote:

On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it resulted in it jumping very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that image. Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm

The latest cat I got a fortnight ago is losing a lot of hair. Apparently this is from excessive grooming that they do when they have fleas. I'll spray him.

That doesn;t really help much the spray is for the carpets where the eggs hatch into laevy which is what the spray kills rather than the fleas.
fleas are killed by the stuff yuo get to put on the back of the neck.
It gets into the blood stream and that's what kills the fleas.

I have Johnsons spray for mites on birds. It appears to kill the fleas too.

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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in
public without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the
fault of idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****,
the litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty the
litter trays. If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL ****
and **** on any available bed. My little dog has ****ed on the floor
once and has never **** in my house. She was 6 weeks old when she ****ed
in the house. If she needs a **** in the middle of the night she will
wake us up, not just **** in the house like a cat will do.

badly trained cats.

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Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few days.

Just the sort of thing you chavs are infested with.

Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted in it jumping very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Lousy photo, much too small.

www.specsavers.co.uk

Useless. Blowing it up was useless because you were too stupid
to take a proper photo presumably because you are such a
desperate chav that you can't even afford a proper camera.

It was very very small. A better shot required macro, which would scare
the bug off.

The picture was good enough for anyone with decent monitor, eyesight,
and
brain.

It is an exact match for the cat flea I found on the internet.

Just another bare faced lie/pathetic excuse for
a troll that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

Why not just admit your image matching skills suck?

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

I did something you can't and now you're upset. Are Aussies all thick or are you giving them a bad name?

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On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg

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On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"

wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm

Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm

Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a flea lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc, etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

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In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

"Tim Streater" wrote in message
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In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in
public without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the
fault of idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****,
the litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty the
litter trays. If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL ****
and **** on any available bed. My little dog has ****ed on the floor
once and has never **** in my house. She was 6 weeks old when she ****ed
in the house. If she needs a **** in the middle of the night she will
wake us up, not just **** in the house like a cat will do.

badly trained cats.

After you've had a cat two weeks, there is no need for a litter tray. You install a catflap and it goes outside when it needs to. Dogs don't appear to be able to do this, and even if they can, they're not allowed due to some stupid law to go outside the confines of their own garden, hence you get **** all over your garden. I've walked past such gardens and the smell is horrid.

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Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few days.

Just the sort of thing you chavs are infested with.

Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted in it jumping very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Lousy photo, much too small.

www.specsavers.co.uk

Useless. Blowing it up was useless because you were too stupid
to take a proper photo presumably because you are such a
desperate chav that you can't even afford a proper camera.

It was very very small. A better shot required macro, which would
scare
the bug off.

The picture was good enough for anyone with decent monitor, eyesight,
and
brain.

It is an exact match for the cat flea I found on the internet.

Just another bare faced lie/pathetic excuse for
a troll that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

Why not just admit your image matching skills suck?

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

I did something you can't

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

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news On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 19:36:22 +0100, Chris Hogg

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On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 16:00:35 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"

wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg

wrote:

On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"

wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach
Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm

Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm

Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a flea
lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc, etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

Your original is much longer and thinner than the cat flea, stupid.

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Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few days.

Just the sort of thing you chavs are infested with.

Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted in it jumping very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Lousy photo, much too small.

www.specsavers.co.uk

Useless. Blowing it up was useless because you were too stupid
to take a proper photo presumably because you are such a
desperate chav that you can't even afford a proper camera.

It was very very small. A better shot required macro, which would
scare
the bug off.

The picture was good enough for anyone with decent monitor, eyesight,
and
brain.

It is an exact match for the cat flea I found on the internet.

Just another bare faced lie/pathetic excuse for
a troll that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

Why not just admit your image matching skills suck?

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

I did something you can't

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

Repetition = troll.

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news On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 19:36:22 +0100, Chris Hogg

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On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 16:00:35 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"

wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg

wrote:

On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"

wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach
Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm

Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm

Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a flea
lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc, etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

Your original is much longer and thinner than the cat flea, stupid.

No it isn't, perhaps them facing a different direction is confusing your little brain.

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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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On Mon, 24 Aug 2015 20:25:59 +0100, charles
wrote:

In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

"Tim Streater" wrote in message
.. .
In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
wrote:

If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in
public without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the
fault of idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****,
the litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty the
litter trays. If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL ****
and **** on any available bed. My little dog has ****ed on the floor
once and has never **** in my house. She was 6 weeks old when she ****ed
in the house. If she needs a **** in the middle of the night she will
wake us up, not just **** in the house like a cat will do.

badly trained cats.

After you've had a cat two weeks, there is no need for a litter tray. You
install a catflap and it goes outside when it needs to.

Dogs don't appear to be able to do this,

Corse they do. And ask to be let out when you don't have a dog flap too.

and even if they can, they're not allowed due to some stupid law to go
outside the confines of their own garden, hence you get **** all over your
garden. I've walked past such gardens and the smell is horrid.

I walked thru someone's garden to the shed where they had the
garage/yard/shed sale
and while there was visible dog **** there, there was no smell.

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On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 16:00:35 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"

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On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg

wrote:

On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no.
1265"

wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that
image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach
Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm


Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm


Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a flea
lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc, etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

Your original is much longer and thinner than the cat flea, stupid.

No it isn't, perhaps them facing a different direction is confusing your
little brain.

It actually looked longer and slimmer to a standard cat flea to me as well.

On Mon, 24 Aug 2015 20:50:53 +0100, Tim Streater wrote:

In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

"Tim Streater" wrote in message
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In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
wrote:

If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken out
for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in public
without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the fault of
idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house. They
also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect. Dirty
pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****, the
litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty the litter
trays.
If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL **** and **** on any
available bed.

Cats vary. We got three kittens last Sept, so coming up to a year. One
skipped town in June so we're down to two. Ether way, all these cats
*always* go either in the litter tray (overnight) or outside once its
daylight. They have *not* *once* failed in this respect.

Further, all they eat is dry food so no old food going off. And they
don't stink like any dog will do.

Why do you have a litter tray at all? If there is no tray, they will go outside.

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On Mon, 24 Aug 2015 20:25:59 +0100, charles
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In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

"Tim Streater" wrote in message
.. .
In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
wrote:

If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in
public without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the
fault of idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****,
the litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty the
litter trays. If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL ****
and **** on any available bed. My little dog has ****ed on the floor
once and has never **** in my house. She was 6 weeks old when she ****ed
in the house. If she needs a **** in the middle of the night she will
wake us up, not just **** in the house like a cat will do.

badly trained cats.

After you've had a cat two weeks, there is no need for a litter tray. You
install a catflap and it goes outside when it needs to.

Dogs don't appear to be able to do this,

Corse they do. And ask to be let out when you don't have a dog flap too.

and even if they can, they're not allowed due to some stupid law to go
outside the confines of their own garden, hence you get **** all over your
garden. I've walked past such gardens and the smell is horrid.

I walked thru someone's garden to the shed where they had the
garage/yard/shed sale
and while there was visible dog **** there, there was no smell.

Depends on the type of dog, how big it is, what it eats, and how long it's left there. But I've smelt hundreds of foul ones.

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On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg

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On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no.
1265"

wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that
image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach
Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm


Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm


Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a flea
lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc, etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

Your original is much longer and thinner than the cat flea, stupid.

No it isn't, perhaps them facing a different direction is confusing your
little brain.

It actually looked longer and slimmer to a standard cat flea to me as well.

You told me the picture was too small to recognise. You have age as an excuse. AFAIK Rod doesn't.

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Is dog **** somehow cleaner than human ****?

Actually, from a bacteria PoV, they're probably both the same. Your pee
is sterile as it leaves the body (unless you have a bladder infection).
But it's full of nutrients that bacteria just *love*, which is why if
you pee in a clean loo, it doesn't start to smell until later.

Where do the bacteria come from? The air - it's quite full of them.

So, since they're the same, why would you get arrested for ****ing in the street, yet we happily let dogs do it? It's ****ing disgusting and should be outlawed.

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On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg

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On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no.
1265"

wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a
few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that
image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach
Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm



Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm



Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a flea
lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult
fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc, etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

Your original is much longer and thinner than the cat flea, stupid.

No it isn't, perhaps them facing a different direction is confusing your
little brain.

It actually looked longer and slimmer to a standard cat flea to me as
well.

You told me the picture was too small to recognise. You have age as an
excuse. AFAIK Rod doesn't.

I could see the shape and it appeared longer and thinner. What I
couldn't see was the detail.

On Mon, 24 Aug 2015 21:10:08 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 24/08/2015 20:56, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
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On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg

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On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no.
1265"

wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a
few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that
image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach
Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm



Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm



Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a flea
lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult
fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc, etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

Your original is much longer and thinner than the cat flea, stupid.

No it isn't, perhaps them facing a different direction is confusing your
little brain.

It actually looked longer and slimmer to a standard cat flea to me as
well.

You told me the picture was too small to recognise. You have age as an
excuse. AFAIK Rod doesn't.

I could see the shape and it appeared longer and thinner. What I
couldn't see was the detail.

The shape is the same. Detail is not necessary as the shape is unusual. A very narrow body indicates a flea. Strong legs and no wings.

And they've been killed by mite spray.

--
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How do you pick up anything with that?

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If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in public
without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the fault of
idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****, the
litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty the litter
trays.
If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL **** and **** on any
available bed.

Cats vary. We got three kittens last Sept, so coming up to a year. One
skipped town in June so we're down to two. Ether way, all these cats
*always* go either in the litter tray (overnight) or outside once its
daylight. They have *not* *once* failed in this respect.

None of the cats I ever had needed a litter tray overnight.

Further, all they eat is dry food so no old food going off.

That was true of the last dog I had too. And it worked fine to
just slash the 10KG sack of dry dog food and let it help itself.
Slash a new sack when the old one was empty.

And they don't stink like any dog will do.

That's true. But dogs are much better in the car and when out walking.

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Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few days.

Just the sort of thing you chavs are infested with.

Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted in it jumping very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Lousy photo, much too small.

www.specsavers.co.uk

Useless. Blowing it up was useless because you were too stupid
to take a proper photo presumably because you are such a
desperate chav that you can't even afford a proper camera.

It was very very small. A better shot required macro, which would
scare
the bug off.

The picture was good enough for anyone with decent monitor,
eyesight,
and
brain.

It is an exact match for the cat flea I found on the internet.

Just another bare faced lie/pathetic excuse for
a troll that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

Why not just admit your image matching skills suck?

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

I did something you can't

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

Repetition = troll.

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

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On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg

wrote:

On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no.
1265"

wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that
image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach
Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm

Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm

Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a flea
lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc, etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

Your original is much longer and thinner than the cat flea, stupid.

No it isn't,

Everyone can see that it is.

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wrote:

"Tim Streater" wrote in message
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In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
wrote:

If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition.
Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need
taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in
public without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the
fault of idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even
disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two
cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****,
the litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty
the
litter trays. If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL
****
and **** on any available bed. My little dog has ****ed on the floor
once and has never **** in my house. She was 6 weeks old when she
****ed
in the house. If she needs a **** in the middle of the night she will
wake us up, not just **** in the house like a cat will do.

badly trained cats.

After you've had a cat two weeks, there is no need for a litter tray.
You
install a catflap and it goes outside when it needs to.

Dogs don't appear to be able to do this,

Corse they do. And ask to be let out when you don't have a dog flap too.

and even if they can, they're not allowed due to some stupid law to go
outside the confines of their own garden, hence you get **** all over
your
garden. I've walked past such gardens and the smell is horrid.

I walked thru someone's garden to the shed where they had the
garage/yard/shed sale
and while there was visible dog **** there, there was no smell.

Depends on the type of dog, how big it is, what it eats, and how long it's
left there. But I've smelt hundreds of foul ones.

Cant say I have ever smelt any foul ones.

Maybe on that soggy little island, but not here.

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"Tim Streater" wrote in message
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wrote:

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.. .
In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
wrote:

If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in public
without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the fault of
idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****, the
litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty the litter
trays.
If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL **** and **** on any
available bed.

Cats vary. We got three kittens last Sept, so coming up to a year. One
skipped town in June so we're down to two. Ether way, all these cats
*always* go either in the litter tray (overnight) or outside once its
daylight. They have *not* *once* failed in this respect.

None of the cats I ever had needed a litter tray overnight.

Further, all they eat is dry food so no old food going off.

That was true of the last dog I had too. And it worked fine to
just slash the 10KG sack of dry dog food and let it help itself.
Slash a new sack when the old one was empty.

I started giving my cats wet meat, as with dry meat they get ****ed off and go eat elsewhere, then end up moving house.

And they don't stink like any dog will do.

That's true. But dogs are much better in the car and when out walking.

You don't have to take a cat for a walk.

--
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"Excuse me Miss, dey ye hae ony books on suicide?"
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says,
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Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few days.

Just the sort of thing you chavs are infested with.

Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted in it jumping very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Lousy photo, much too small.

www.specsavers.co.uk

Useless. Blowing it up was useless because you were too stupid
to take a proper photo presumably because you are such a
desperate chav that you can't even afford a proper camera.

It was very very small. A better shot required macro, which would
scare
the bug off.

The picture was good enough for anyone with decent monitor,
eyesight,
and
brain.

It is an exact match for the cat flea I found on the internet.

Just another bare faced lie/pathetic excuse for
a troll that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

Why not just admit your image matching skills suck?

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

I did something you can't

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

Repetition = troll.

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

QED.

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On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 16:00:35 +0100, "Tough Guy no.
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On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg

wrote:

On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no.
1265"

wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a
few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that
image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach
Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm


Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm


Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a flea
lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult
fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc, etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

Your original is much longer and thinner than the cat flea, stupid.

No it isn't, perhaps them facing a different direction is confusing your
little brain.

It actually looked longer and slimmer to a standard cat flea to me as
well.

You told me the picture was too small to recognise. You have age as an
excuse. AFAIK Rod doesn't.

You're wrong on that last, as always.

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On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg

wrote:

On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no.
1265"

wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that
image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach
Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm

Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm

Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a flea
lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc, etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

Your original is much longer and thinner than the cat flea, stupid.

No it isn't,

Everyone can see that it is.

Only those with **** for brains. Have you found some fellow thickos?

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If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition.
Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need
taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in
public without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the
fault of idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even
disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two
cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****,
the litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty
the
litter trays. If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL
****
and **** on any available bed. My little dog has ****ed on the floor
once and has never **** in my house. She was 6 weeks old when she
****ed
in the house. If she needs a **** in the middle of the night she will
wake us up, not just **** in the house like a cat will do.

badly trained cats.

After you've had a cat two weeks, there is no need for a litter tray.
You
install a catflap and it goes outside when it needs to.

Dogs don't appear to be able to do this,

Corse they do. And ask to be let out when you don't have a dog flap too.

and even if they can, they're not allowed due to some stupid law to go
outside the confines of their own garden, hence you get **** all over
your
garden. I've walked past such gardens and the smell is horrid.

I walked thru someone's garden to the shed where they had the
garage/yard/shed sale
and while there was visible dog **** there, there was no smell.

Depends on the type of dog, how big it is, what it eats, and how long it's
left there. But I've smelt hundreds of foul ones.

Cant say I have ever smelt any foul ones.

Maybe on that soggy little island, but not here.

And how do you imagine dog **** would smell different here? If anything, a hotter drier climate would make it worse.

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On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg

wrote:

On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no.
1265"

wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a
few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that
image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach
Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm


Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm


Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a flea
lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult
fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc, etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

Your original is much longer and thinner than the cat flea, stupid.

No it isn't, perhaps them facing a different direction is confusing your
little brain.

It actually looked longer and slimmer to a standard cat flea to me as
well.

You told me the picture was too small to recognise. You have age as an
excuse. AFAIK Rod doesn't.

You're wrong on that last, as always.

So you're a blind old fogey. Admit you were wrong.

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As he was about to strike a match, I shouted "Abdul, no! Stop, wait, it's times like these that you need your family around you!"