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On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no.
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Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a
few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that
image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are
rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's
Coach
Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm



Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most
insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm



Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a
flea
lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult
fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc, etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

Your original is much longer and thinner than the cat flea, stupid.

No it isn't, perhaps them facing a different direction is confusing
your
little brain.

It actually looked longer and slimmer to a standard cat flea to me as
well.

You told me the picture was too small to recognise. You have age as an
excuse. AFAIK Rod doesn't.

I could see the shape and it appeared longer and thinner. What I
couldn't see was the detail.

The shape is the same.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

Detail is not necessary as the shape is unusual.

And nothing like the shape of a cat flea.

A very narrow body indicates a flea.

Wrong, as always.

Strong legs and no wings.

Not even possible to see that in that pathetic excuse for a photo.

And they've been killed by mite spray.

Kills any sort of insect.

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On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 16:00:35 +0100, "Tough Guy no.
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On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no.
1265"

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Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a
few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that
image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are
rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's
Coach
Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm



Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most
insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm



Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a
flea
lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult
fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc, etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

Your original is much longer and thinner than the cat flea, stupid.

No it isn't, perhaps them facing a different direction is confusing
your
little brain.

It actually looked longer and slimmer to a standard cat flea to me as
well.

You told me the picture was too small to recognise. You have age as an
excuse. AFAIK Rod doesn't.

I could see the shape and it appeared longer and thinner. What I
couldn't see was the detail.

The shape is the same.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

Detail is not necessary as the shape is unusual.

And nothing like the shape of a cat flea.

Identical.

A very narrow body indicates a flea.

Wrong, as always.

Look it up.

Strong legs and no wings.

Not even possible to see that in that pathetic excuse for a photo.

With your ****ty old eyesight.

And they've been killed by mite spray.

Kills any sort of insect.

Job done.

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If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in public
without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the fault of
idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****, the
litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty the litter
trays.
If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL **** and **** on any
available bed.

Cats vary. We got three kittens last Sept, so coming up to a year. One
skipped town in June so we're down to two. Ether way, all these cats
*always* go either in the litter tray (overnight) or outside once its
daylight. They have *not* *once* failed in this respect.

None of the cats I ever had needed a litter tray overnight.

Ours wouldn't either but we keep them in overnight. There are foxes and
too many damn bodgers around here.

Buy a rifle or set some traps.

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Is dog **** somehow cleaner than human ****?

Actually, from a bacteria PoV, they're probably both the same. Your pee
is sterile as it leaves the body (unless you have a bladder infection).
But it's full of nutrients that bacteria just *love*, which is why if
you pee in a clean loo, it doesn't start to smell until later.

Where do the bacteria come from? The air - it's quite full of them.

So, since they're the same, why would you get arrested for ****ing in the
street, yet we happily let dogs do it? It's ****ing disgusting and should
be outlawed.

So should cats ****ing and ****ting on other people's property.

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In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
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"Tim Streater" wrote in message
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In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in
public without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the
fault of idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****,
the litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty the
litter trays. If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL ****
and **** on any available bed. My little dog has ****ed on the floor
once and has never **** in my house. She was 6 weeks old when she ****ed
in the house. If she needs a **** in the middle of the night she will
wake us up, not just **** in the house like a cat will do.

badly trained cats.

After you've had a cat two weeks, there is no need for a litter tray. You
install a catflap and it goes outside when it needs to. Dogs don't appear
to be able to do this, and even if they can, they're not allowed due to
some stupid law to go outside the confines of their own garden, hence you
get **** all over your garden. I've walked past such gardens and the
smell is horrid.

Utter insane bull**** as always, you sick ****er.
The cats I mentioned are 8 - 10 years old and still **** in the house.
My dog ****s in her own back garden and guess what Hucker, a responsible
owner picks up the ****.
No smell Hucker.
Hucker, a cat owner laughs at an old man down the road picking up his cat's
****.








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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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"Tim Streater" wrote in message
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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
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If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in
public
without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the fault of
idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two
cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****,
the
litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty the
litter
trays.
If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL **** and **** on
any
available bed.

Cats vary. We got three kittens last Sept, so coming up to a year. One
skipped town in June so we're down to two. Ether way, all these cats
*always* go either in the litter tray (overnight) or outside once its
daylight. They have *not* *once* failed in this respect.

None of the cats I ever had needed a litter tray overnight.

Further, all they eat is dry food so no old food going off.

That was true of the last dog I had too. And it worked fine to
just slash the 10KG sack of dry dog food and let it help itself.
Slash a new sack when the old one was empty.

I started giving my cats wet meat, as with dry meat they get ****ed off
and go eat elsewhere, then end up moving house.

And they don't stink like any dog will do.

That's true. But dogs are much better in the car and when out walking.

You don't have to take a cat for a walk.

You could always take them for a walk when you sign on.

En el artículo , hqhy
escribió:

And they don't stink

Unlike you, Woddles. Yet another entry for the killfile.

You really are a pathetic ****wit, aren't you, having to morph
constantly to try and make sure people see your drivel. Pity it doesn't
work.

http://tinyurl.com/RodSpeedFAQ

Woddles nyms in the last few weeks:

""
"John James"
"Simon Brown"
"Jacko"
"Simon263"
"John Chance"
"Ratsack"
"Hank"
"kshy"
"JHY"
"Blano"
"Santo Brown"
"hqhy"

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Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few days.

Just the sort of thing you chavs are infested with.

Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted in it jumping very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Lousy photo, much too small.

www.specsavers.co.uk

Useless. Blowing it up was useless because you were too stupid
to take a proper photo presumably because you are such a
desperate chav that you can't even afford a proper camera.

It was very very small. A better shot required macro, which would
scare
the bug off.

The picture was good enough for anyone with decent monitor,
eyesight,
and
brain.

It is an exact match for the cat flea I found on the internet.

Just another bare faced lie/pathetic excuse for
a troll that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

Why not just admit your image matching skills suck?

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

I did something you can't

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

Repetition = troll.

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

QED.

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

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On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg

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On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no.
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Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a
few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that
image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach
Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm

Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm

Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a flea
lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult
fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc, etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

Your original is much longer and thinner than the cat flea, stupid.

No it isn't,

Everyone can see that it is.

Only those with **** for brains. Have you found some fellow thickos?

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition.
Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need
taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in
public without morons taking them to a pound (although that's
the
fault of idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the
house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even
disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two
cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat
****,
the litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty
the
litter trays. If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL
****
and **** on any available bed. My little dog has ****ed on the floor
once and has never **** in my house. She was 6 weeks old when she
****ed
in the house. If she needs a **** in the middle of the night she
will
wake us up, not just **** in the house like a cat will do.

badly trained cats.

After you've had a cat two weeks, there is no need for a litter tray.
You
install a catflap and it goes outside when it needs to.

Dogs don't appear to be able to do this,

Corse they do. And ask to be let out when you don't have a dog flap
too.

and even if they can, they're not allowed due to some stupid law to go
outside the confines of their own garden, hence you get **** all over
your
garden. I've walked past such gardens and the smell is horrid.

I walked thru someone's garden to the shed where they had the
garage/yard/shed sale
and while there was visible dog **** there, there was no smell.

Depends on the type of dog, how big it is, what it eats, and how long
it's
left there. But I've smelt hundreds of foul ones.

Cant say I have ever smelt any foul ones.

Maybe on that soggy little island, but not here.

And how do you imagine dog **** would smell different here?

Because when its wet it rots and stinks, stupid.

If anything, a hotter drier climate would make it worse.

Even sillier and more pig ignorant than you usually manage.

Dry **** doesn't smell, stupid.

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Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a
few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that
image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are
rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's
Coach
Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm


Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most
insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm


Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a
flea
lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult
fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc, etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

Your original is much longer and thinner than the cat flea, stupid.

No it isn't, perhaps them facing a different direction is confusing
your
little brain.

It actually looked longer and slimmer to a standard cat flea to me as
well.

You told me the picture was too small to recognise. You have age as an
excuse. AFAIK Rod doesn't.

You're wrong on that last, as always.

So you're a blind old fogey.

Wrong, as always.

Admit you were wrong.

Nothing to admit, you completely unemployable ****wit child.

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Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few days.

Just the sort of thing you chavs are infested with.

Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted in it jumping very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Lousy photo, much too small.

www.specsavers.co.uk

Useless. Blowing it up was useless because you were too stupid
to take a proper photo presumably because you are such a
desperate chav that you can't even afford a proper camera.

It was very very small. A better shot required macro, which would
scare
the bug off.

The picture was good enough for anyone with decent monitor,
eyesight,
and
brain.

It is an exact match for the cat flea I found on the internet.

Just another bare faced lie/pathetic excuse for
a troll that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

Why not just admit your image matching skills suck?

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

I did something you can't

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

Repetition = troll.

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

QED.

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

Grow up or be killfiled.

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On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg

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On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no.
1265"

wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a
few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that
image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach
Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm

Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm

Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a flea
lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult
fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc, etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

Your original is much longer and thinner than the cat flea, stupid.

No it isn't,

Everyone can see that it is.

Only those with **** for brains. Have you found some fellow thickos?

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

Grow up or be killfiled.

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If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in
public without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the
fault of idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****,
the litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty the
litter trays.
If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL **** and **** on
any available bed.

Cats vary. We got three kittens last Sept, so coming up to a year. One
skipped town in June so we're down to two. Ether way, all these cats
*always* go either in the litter tray (overnight) or outside once its
daylight. They have *not* *once* failed in this respect.

None of the cats I ever had needed a litter tray overnight.

Ours wouldn't either but we keep them in overnight.

Ours chose to stay in overnight.

There are foxes and
too many damn bodgers around here.

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On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy
no.
1265"

wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in
a
few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with
that
image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf ,
or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are
rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's
Coach
Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm



Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most
insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm



Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a
flea
lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult
fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc,
etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

Your original is much longer and thinner than the cat flea, stupid.

No it isn't, perhaps them facing a different direction is confusing
your
little brain.

It actually looked longer and slimmer to a standard cat flea to me as
well.

You told me the picture was too small to recognise. You have age as
an
excuse. AFAIK Rod doesn't.

I could see the shape and it appeared longer and thinner. What I
couldn't see was the detail.

The shape is the same.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

Detail is not necessary as the shape is unusual.

And nothing like the shape of a cat flea.

Identical.

Nothing like the shape of a cat flea.

A very narrow body indicates a flea.

Wrong, as always.

Look it up.

Don't need to, you're wrong, as always.

Strong legs and no wings.

Not even possible to see that in that pathetic excuse for a photo.

With your ****ty old eyesight.

My eyesight is fine, your photo is a steaming turd.

And they've been killed by mite spray.

Kills any sort of insect.

Job done.

So now you can take a proper photo now that
it can't move and prove that it ain't a cat flea.

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In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
wrote:

If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition.
Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need
taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in
public without morons taking them to a pound (although that's
the
fault of idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the
house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even
disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two
cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat
****,
the litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty
the
litter trays. If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL
****
and **** on any available bed. My little dog has ****ed on the floor
once and has never **** in my house. She was 6 weeks old when she
****ed
in the house. If she needs a **** in the middle of the night she
will
wake us up, not just **** in the house like a cat will do.

badly trained cats.

After you've had a cat two weeks, there is no need for a litter tray.
You
install a catflap and it goes outside when it needs to.

Dogs don't appear to be able to do this,

Corse they do. And ask to be let out when you don't have a dog flap
too.

and even if they can, they're not allowed due to some stupid law to go
outside the confines of their own garden, hence you get **** all over
your
garden. I've walked past such gardens and the smell is horrid.

I walked thru someone's garden to the shed where they had the
garage/yard/shed sale
and while there was visible dog **** there, there was no smell.

Depends on the type of dog, how big it is, what it eats, and how long
it's
left there. But I've smelt hundreds of foul ones.

Cant say I have ever smelt any foul ones.

Maybe on that soggy little island, but not here.

And how do you imagine dog **** would smell different here?

Because when its wet it rots and stinks, stupid.

It smells as soon as it comes out of the dog.

If anything, a hotter drier climate would make it worse.

Even sillier and more pig ignorant than you usually manage.

Dry **** doesn't smell, stupid.

The longer it's there, the worse it gets.

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On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no.
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wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a
few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that
image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are
rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's
Coach
Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm


Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most
insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm


Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a
flea
lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult
fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc, etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

Your original is much longer and thinner than the cat flea, stupid.

No it isn't, perhaps them facing a different direction is confusing
your
little brain.

It actually looked longer and slimmer to a standard cat flea to me as
well.

You told me the picture was too small to recognise. You have age as an
excuse. AFAIK Rod doesn't.

You're wrong on that last, as always.

So you're a blind old fogey.

Wrong, as always.

You can't see something I can.

Admit you were wrong.

Nothing to admit, you completely unemployable ****wit child.

I am self employed.

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If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in
public without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the
fault of idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****,
the litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty the
litter trays.
If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL **** and **** on
any available bed.

Cats vary. We got three kittens last Sept, so coming up to a year. One
skipped town in June so we're down to two. Ether way, all these cats
*always* go either in the litter tray (overnight) or outside once its
daylight. They have *not* *once* failed in this respect.

None of the cats I ever had needed a litter tray overnight.

Ours wouldn't either but we keep them in overnight.

Ours chose to stay in overnight.

Mine hunt mice and rats at night. They know I don't like them hunting birds during the day.

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Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few days.

Just the sort of thing you chavs are infested with.

Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted in it jumping very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Lousy photo, much too small.

www.specsavers.co.uk

Useless. Blowing it up was useless because you were too stupid
to take a proper photo presumably because you are such a
desperate chav that you can't even afford a proper camera.

It was very very small. A better shot required macro, which
would
scare
the bug off.

The picture was good enough for anyone with decent monitor,
eyesight,
and
brain.

It is an exact match for the cat flea I found on the internet.

Just another bare faced lie/pathetic excuse for
a troll that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

Why not just admit your image matching skills suck?

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

I did something you can't

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

Repetition = troll.

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

QED.

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

Grow up or be killfiled.

Just another pathetic excuse for a troll
that any 2 year old could leave for dead.

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On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no.
1265"

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Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a
few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that
image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are
rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's
Coach
Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm

Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most
insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm

Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a
flea
lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult
fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc, etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

Your original is much longer and thinner than the cat flea, stupid.

No it isn't,

Everyone can see that it is.

Only those with **** for brains. Have you found some fellow thickos?

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

Grow up or be killfiled.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

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If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by
definition.
Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need
taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in
public without morons taking them to a pound (although that's
the
fault of idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the
house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even
disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his
two
cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat
****,
the litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna
empty
the
litter trays. If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats
WILL
****
and **** on any available bed. My little dog has ****ed on the
floor
once and has never **** in my house. She was 6 weeks old when she
****ed
in the house. If she needs a **** in the middle of the night she
will
wake us up, not just **** in the house like a cat will do.

badly trained cats.

After you've had a cat two weeks, there is no need for a litter
tray.
You
install a catflap and it goes outside when it needs to.

Dogs don't appear to be able to do this,

Corse they do. And ask to be let out when you don't have a dog flap
too.

and even if they can, they're not allowed due to some stupid law to
go
outside the confines of their own garden, hence you get **** all
over
your
garden. I've walked past such gardens and the smell is horrid.

I walked thru someone's garden to the shed where they had the
garage/yard/shed sale
and while there was visible dog **** there, there was no smell.

Depends on the type of dog, how big it is, what it eats, and how long
it's
left there. But I've smelt hundreds of foul ones.

Cant say I have ever smelt any foul ones.

Maybe on that soggy little island, but not here.

And how do you imagine dog **** would smell different here?

Because when its wet it rots and stinks, stupid.

It smells as soon as it comes out of the dog.

If anything, a hotter drier climate would make it worse.

Even sillier and more pig ignorant than you usually manage.

Dry **** doesn't smell, stupid.

The longer it's there, the worse it gets.

Even sillier and more pig ignorant than you usually manage.

Dry **** doesn't smell, stupid.

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On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy
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1265"

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Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in
a
few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with
that
image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf ,
or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are
rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's
Coach
Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm


Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most
insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm


Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a
flea
lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult
fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc,
etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

Your original is much longer and thinner than the cat flea, stupid.

No it isn't, perhaps them facing a different direction is confusing
your
little brain.

It actually looked longer and slimmer to a standard cat flea to me as
well.

You told me the picture was too small to recognise. You have age as
an
excuse. AFAIK Rod doesn't.

You're wrong on that last, as always.

So you're a blind old fogey.

Wrong, as always.

You can't see something I can.

Admit you were wrong.

Nothing to admit, you completely unemployable ****wit child.

I am self employed.

Must be why you whine about the benefit rules changing.

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On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"

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Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it resulted in
it
jumping very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that image. Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...2InsectOrders/
Orders33.htm



4 fleas or 4 cats?

To make sure the fleas never reawake to live in your house then I
suggest Indorex. The fleas and their larve can lie dormant in
carperts
etc for a while.

It was the only answer when I fostered a flea infested moggie.

Noted. So you spray the 500ml aerosol all over the house?


On all carpets etc.

In this case it was only one room, as that is where the foster cat
slept/lived.

WE have 4 or 5 cans of the stuff in the cupboard.

WE have a dog, West Highland Terrier.
She has never had fleas as she gets the preventative treatment.
We have no cans of "the stuff" in the cupboard. We have a dog, not a
stinking cat.

If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

Every house that I have been in which has cats stinks. And I've been in
some very posh houses.

Mine doesn't. No litter tray, cat is smart enough to **** elsewhere.

I just knew that you had to be a cat owner, you have always sounded quite
thick.
Are you also a cyclist?

No. But I suppose I could pretend to be one if it'd help you.

Cant say I have ever smelt any foul ones.

Maybe on that soggy little island, but not here.

And how do you imagine dog **** would smell different here?

Because when its wet it rots and stinks, stupid.

It smells as soon as it comes out of the dog.

If anything, a hotter drier climate would make it worse.

Even sillier and more pig ignorant than you usually manage.

Dry **** doesn't smell, stupid.

The longer it's there, the worse it gets.

It breaks down in about 3 weeks.

On 25/08/15 09:34, Bod wrote:

Cant say I have ever smelt any foul ones.

Maybe on that soggy little island, but not here.

And how do you imagine dog **** would smell different here?

Because when its wet it rots and stinks, stupid.

It smells as soon as it comes out of the dog.

If anything, a hotter drier climate would make it worse.

Even sillier and more pig ignorant than you usually manage.

Dry **** doesn't smell, stupid.

The longer it's there, the worse it gets.

It breaks down in about 3 weeks.

Yup

Nature, oddly enough, has a ream of ways to deal with ****, from fungi
to beetles and bacteria.

It's a rich source of nutrient that doesn't hang about in the countryside

Only in towns on pavements...




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On 25/08/15 09:34, Bod wrote:

Cant say I have ever smelt any foul ones.

Maybe on that soggy little island, but not here.

And how do you imagine dog **** would smell different here?

Because when its wet it rots and stinks, stupid.

It smells as soon as it comes out of the dog.

If anything, a hotter drier climate would make it worse.

Even sillier and more pig ignorant than you usually manage.

Dry **** doesn't smell, stupid.

The longer it's there, the worse it gets.

It breaks down in about 3 weeks.

Yup

Nature, oddly enough, has a ream of ways to deal with ****, from fungi
to beetles and bacteria.

It's a rich source of nutrient that doesn't hang about in the countryside

many years ago there was a letter of complaint in our local paper that the
place on the Downs where there were the best blackberries had lots of dog
mess. SWMBO, a biologist, said "silly woman, why does she think they are
the best berries?"

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On 25/08/15 09:34, Bod wrote:

Cant say I have ever smelt any foul ones.

Maybe on that soggy little island, but not here.

And how do you imagine dog **** would smell different here?

Because when its wet it rots and stinks, stupid.

It smells as soon as it comes out of the dog.

If anything, a hotter drier climate would make it worse.

Even sillier and more pig ignorant than you usually manage.

Dry **** doesn't smell, stupid.

The longer it's there, the worse it gets.

It breaks down in about 3 weeks.

Yup

Nature, oddly enough, has a ream of ways to deal with ****, from fungi to
beetles and bacteria.

It's a rich source of nutrient that doesn't hang about in the countryside

Only in towns on pavements...

Even there it doesnt actually stink for long at all.

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Priceless.

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If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken out
for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in public
without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the fault of
idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house. They
also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect. Dirty
pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****, the
litter trays are full of **** and ****.

Well litter trays aren't self cleaning or empting. Did he not read the instructions that came with them or with the litter he brought.

No way am I gonna empty the litter
trays.
If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL **** and **** on any
available bed.

Of course they will they don;t like using dirty litter any more than you'd
want to use a festival chemical toilet, cats are very clean animals by default that's why they spend so much time cleaning themseleves.

My little dog has ****ed on the floor once and has never **** in my house.
She was 6 weeks old when she ****ed in the house.
If she needs a **** in the middle of the night she will wake us up, not just
**** in the house like a cat will do.

My cat has only done that once and I noticed the litter tray was full, she **** by the front door on the 'welcome' mat. Best place she could have gone.
Most cats have a cat flap so it's not normally a problem.
Most such problems that a cat or dog has are usually the fault of the human owner.

On Monday, 24 August 2015 20:23:28 UTC+1, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Mon, 24 Aug 2015 13:59:56 +0100, whisky-dave wrote:

On Friday, 21 August 2015 21:19:35 UTC+1, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 21:14:15 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 19:36:22 +0100, Chris Hogg wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 16:00:35 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg wrote:

On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it resulted in it jumping very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that image. Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm

The latest cat I got a fortnight ago is losing a lot of hair. Apparently this is from excessive grooming that they do when they have fleas. I'll spray him.

That doesn;t really help much the spray is for the carpets where the eggs hatch into laevy which is what the spray kills rather than the fleas.
fleas are killed by the stuff yuo get to put on the back of the neck.
It gets into the blood stream and that's what kills the fleas.

I have Johnsons spray for mites on birds. It appears to kill the fleas too.

Differnt animals have difernt fleas there use dto be a human flea but they have pretty much died out due to modern hygene. The normal cat flea spray you buy
well the one I get from the VETs says not to be sprayed directly on your cat.

On Tue, 25 Aug 2015 12:34:33 +0100, whisky-dave wrote:

On Monday, 24 August 2015 20:23:28 UTC+1, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Mon, 24 Aug 2015 13:59:56 +0100, whisky-dave wrote:

On Friday, 21 August 2015 21:19:35 UTC+1, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 21:14:15 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 19:36:22 +0100, Chris Hogg wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 16:00:35 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg wrote:

On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it resulted in it jumping very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that image. Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm

The latest cat I got a fortnight ago is losing a lot of hair. Apparently this is from excessive grooming that they do when they have fleas. I'll spray him.

That doesn;t really help much the spray is for the carpets where the eggs hatch into laevy which is what the spray kills rather than the fleas.
fleas are killed by the stuff yuo get to put on the back of the neck.
It gets into the blood stream and that's what kills the fleas.

I have Johnsons spray for mites on birds. It appears to kill the fleas too.

Differnt animals have difernt fleas there use dto be a human flea but they have pretty much died out due to modern hygene. The normal cat flea spray you buy
well the one I get from the VETs says not to be sprayed directly on your cat.

This said you could spray it directly onto birds, so I guess cats and myself are ok with it.

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If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken out
for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in public
without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the fault of
idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house. They
also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect. Dirty
pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****, the
litter trays are full of **** and ****.

Well litter trays aren't self cleaning or empting. Did he not read the instructions that came with them or with the litter he brought.

It only takes one **** that the stupid cat doesn't bury to stink the house out in 2 minutes. You have to wonder about those German loos.

No way am I gonna empty the litter
trays.
If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL **** and **** on any
available bed.

Of course they will they don;t like using dirty litter any more than you'd
want to use a festival chemical toilet, cats are very clean animals by default that's why they spend so much time cleaning themseleves.

Funny how most don't bury their ****, in the tray or the garden.

My little dog has ****ed on the floor once and has never **** in my house.
She was 6 weeks old when she ****ed in the house.
If she needs a **** in the middle of the night she will wake us up, not just
**** in the house like a cat will do.

My cat has only done that once and I noticed the litter tray was full, she **** by the front door on the 'welcome' mat. Best place she could have gone.

I doubt the tray was completely full. The cat is disgusting. I would have slapped it.

Most cats have a cat flap so it's not normally a problem.

People without flaps should not be allowed cats.

Most such problems that a cat or dog has are usually the fault of the human owner.

Agreed. A bit of discipline goes a long way. Mine don't **** inside, and they don't kill birds either.

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wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it resulted in
it
jumping very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that image. Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...2InsectOrders/
Orders33.htm



4 fleas or 4 cats?

To make sure the fleas never reawake to live in your house then I
suggest Indorex. The fleas and their larve can lie dormant in
carperts
etc for a while.

It was the only answer when I fostered a flea infested moggie.

Noted. So you spray the 500ml aerosol all over the house?


On all carpets etc.

In this case it was only one room, as that is where the foster cat
slept/lived.

WE have 4 or 5 cans of the stuff in the cupboard.

WE have a dog, West Highland Terrier.
She has never had fleas as she gets the preventative treatment.
We have no cans of "the stuff" in the cupboard. We have a dog, not a
stinking cat.

If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

Every house that I have been in which has cats stinks. And I've been in
some very posh houses.

Mine doesn't. No litter tray, cat is smart enough to **** elsewhere.

I just knew that you had to be a cat owner, you have always sounded quite
thick.
Are you also a cyclist?

No. But I suppose I could pretend to be one if it'd help you.

Nothing will help him, he has dementia.

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On 25/08/2015 13:39, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Tue, 25 Aug 2015 12:34:33 +0100, whisky-dave
wrote:

On Monday, 24 August 2015 20:23:28 UTC+1, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Mon, 24 Aug 2015 13:59:56 +0100, whisky-dave
wrote:

On Friday, 21 August 2015 21:19:35 UTC+1, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 21:14:15 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265
wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 19:36:22 +0100, Chris Hogg
wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 16:00:35 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"

wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg
wrote:

On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"

wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it resulted in
it jumping very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that image. Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)

http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm


The latest cat I got a fortnight ago is losing a lot of hair.
Apparently this is from excessive grooming that they do when they
have fleas. I'll spray him.

That doesn;t really help much the spray is for the carpets where
the eggs hatch into laevy which is what the spray kills rather than
the fleas.
fleas are killed by the stuff yuo get to put on the back of the neck.
It gets into the blood stream and that's what kills the fleas.

I have Johnsons spray for mites on birds. It appears to kill the
fleas too.

Differnt animals have difernt fleas there use dto be a human flea but
they have pretty much died out due to modern hygene. The normal cat
flea spray you buy
well the one I get from the VETs says not to be sprayed directly on
your cat.

This said you could spray it directly onto birds, so I guess cats and
myself are ok with it.

I wouldn't "guess" at things like that with a pet of mine. I'd like to
know for sure.

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news On Sat, 22 Aug 2015 00:37:02 +0100, Rod Speed

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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 19:36:22 +0100, Chris Hogg

wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 16:00:35 +0100, "Tough Guy no.
1265"

wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg

wrote:

On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy
no.
1265"

wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in
a
few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with
that
image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf ,
or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are
rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's
Coach
Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm


Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most
insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm


Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a
flea
lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult
fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc,
etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

Your original is much longer and thinner than the cat flea, stupid.

No it isn't, perhaps them facing a different direction is confusing
your
little brain.

It actually looked longer and slimmer to a standard cat flea to me as
well.

You told me the picture was too small to recognise. You have age as
an
excuse. AFAIK Rod doesn't.

You're wrong on that last, as always.

So you're a blind old fogey.

Wrong, as always.

You can't see something I can.

Admit you were wrong.

Nothing to admit, you completely unemployable ****wit child.

I am self employed.

Must be why you whine about the benefit rules changing.

No, I'm just a fair person.

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news On Mon, 24 Aug 2015 20:25:59 +0100, charles
wrote:

In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

"Tim Streater" wrote in message
.. .
In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
wrote:

If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by
definition.
Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need
taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in
public without morons taking them to a pound (although that's
the
fault of idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the
house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even
disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his
two
cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat
****,
the litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna
empty
the
litter trays. If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats
WILL
****
and **** on any available bed. My little dog has ****ed on the
floor
once and has never **** in my house. She was 6 weeks old when she
****ed
in the house. If she needs a **** in the middle of the night she
will
wake us up, not just **** in the house like a cat will do.

badly trained cats.

After you've had a cat two weeks, there is no need for a litter
tray.
You
install a catflap and it goes outside when it needs to.

Dogs don't appear to be able to do this,

Corse they do. And ask to be let out when you don't have a dog flap
too.

and even if they can, they're not allowed due to some stupid law to
go
outside the confines of their own garden, hence you get **** all
over
your
garden. I've walked past such gardens and the smell is horrid.

I walked thru someone's garden to the shed where they had the
garage/yard/shed sale
and while there was visible dog **** there, there was no smell.

Depends on the type of dog, how big it is, what it eats, and how long
it's
left there. But I've smelt hundreds of foul ones.

Cant say I have ever smelt any foul ones.

Maybe on that soggy little island, but not here.

And how do you imagine dog **** would smell different here?

Because when its wet it rots and stinks, stupid.

It smells as soon as it comes out of the dog.

If anything, a hotter drier climate would make it worse.

Even sillier and more pig ignorant than you usually manage.

Dry **** doesn't smell, stupid.

The longer it's there, the worse it gets.

Even sillier and more pig ignorant than you usually manage.

Dry **** doesn't smell, stupid.

It's got enough moisture in it from the dog to smell for a considerable time.

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On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 16:00:35 +0100, "Tough Guy no.
1265"

wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg

wrote:

On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no.
1265"

wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a
few
days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted
in
it
jumping
very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that
image.
Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or
Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are
rove
beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's
Coach
Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus
subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm

Flea larva anyway.

No, it looked adult.

Your pic is of nothing like a real adult flea.

Much too long and thin for a real flea.

It was not a squirmy little caterpillar-like thing.

Adult fleas look nothing like that and jump, most
insects
don't.

It did jump.

They look exactly like that, this is a cat flea:
http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm

Your pic looks like the one in the top right. That's a
flea
lava,
not
an
adult flea.

You pic looks nothing like the other two pics of adult
fleas.

It looks like the bottom one.

Your original looks nothing like the bottom one.

Apart from facing a different way, it is identical.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

It is the same bug,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I can tell they are the same bug,

We can see that they aren't.

You are incorrect.

Nope.

Look at the shape from front to back, look at its width, etc, etc.

That's where the two are completely different.

The point out the differences.

Your original is much longer and thinner than the cat flea, stupid.

No it isn't,

Everyone can see that it is.

Only those with **** for brains. Have you found some fellow thickos?

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

Grow up or be killfiled.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

[NO CARRIER]

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On Tue, 25 Aug 2015 13:44:17 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 25/08/2015 13:39, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Tue, 25 Aug 2015 12:34:33 +0100, whisky-dave
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On Monday, 24 August 2015 20:23:28 UTC+1, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Mon, 24 Aug 2015 13:59:56 +0100, whisky-dave
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On Friday, 21 August 2015 21:19:35 UTC+1, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 21:14:15 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265
wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 19:36:22 +0100, Chris Hogg
wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 16:00:35 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"

wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg
wrote:

On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"

wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it resulted in
it jumping very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that image. Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)

http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm


The latest cat I got a fortnight ago is losing a lot of hair.
Apparently this is from excessive grooming that they do when they
have fleas. I'll spray him.

That doesn;t really help much the spray is for the carpets where
the eggs hatch into laevy which is what the spray kills rather than
the fleas.
fleas are killed by the stuff yuo get to put on the back of the neck.
It gets into the blood stream and that's what kills the fleas.

I have Johnsons spray for mites on birds. It appears to kill the
fleas too.

Differnt animals have difernt fleas there use dto be a human flea but
they have pretty much died out due to modern hygene. The normal cat
flea spray you buy
well the one I get from the VETs says not to be sprayed directly on
your cat.

This said you could spray it directly onto birds, so I guess cats and
myself are ok with it.

I wouldn't "guess" at things like that with a pet of mine. I'd like to
know for sure.

Something that doesn't hurt a bird won't hurt a cat. Both animals preen themselves.

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On Tue, 25 Aug 2015 13:44:17 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 25/08/2015 13:39, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Tue, 25 Aug 2015 12:34:33 +0100, whisky-dave
wrote:

On Monday, 24 August 2015 20:23:28 UTC+1, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Mon, 24 Aug 2015 13:59:56 +0100, whisky-dave
wrote:

On Friday, 21 August 2015 21:19:35 UTC+1, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 21:14:15 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265
wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 19:36:22 +0100, Chris Hogg
wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 16:00:35 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"

wrote:

On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:49:45 +0100, Chris Hogg
wrote:

On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:32:43 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"

wrote:

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few days.
Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it resulted in
it jumping very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Difficult to be anything but approximate with that image. Try
Tachyporus hypnorum http://tinyurl.com/pkydbsf , or Philonthus
marginatus http://tinyurl.com/nqtzhu2 (both are rove beetles
http://tinyurl.com/o2wdjg7, related to Devil's Coach Horse
http://tinyurl.com/obh84d4 ), or possibly Coranus subapterus,
http://tinyurl.com/nuzcxbj , a blood sucker.

Best I can offer.

None of those look plain enough.

Ask on uk.rec.natural-history

Flea off a cat? (I have 4)

http://entomology.osu.edu/bugdoc/She...s/Orders33.htm


The latest cat I got a fortnight ago is losing a lot of hair.
Apparently this is from excessive grooming that they do when they
have fleas. I'll spray him.

That doesn;t really help much the spray is for the carpets where
the eggs hatch into laevy which is what the spray kills rather than
the fleas.
fleas are killed by the stuff yuo get to put on the back of the neck.
It gets into the blood stream and that's what kills the fleas.

I have Johnsons spray for mites on birds. It appears to kill the
fleas too.

Differnt animals have difernt fleas there use dto be a human flea but
they have pretty much died out due to modern hygene. The normal cat
flea spray you buy
well the one I get from the VETs says not to be sprayed directly on
your cat.

This said you could spray it directly onto birds, so I guess cats and
myself are ok with it.

I wouldn't "guess" at things like that with a pet of mine. I'd like to
know for sure.

Something that doesn't hurt a bird won't hurt a cat. Both animals preen themselves.

--
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

Differnt animals have difernt fleas there use dto be a human flea but
they have pretty much died out due to modern hygene. The normal cat
flea spray you buy
well the one I get from the VETs says not to be sprayed directly on
your cat.

This said you could spray it directly onto birds, so I guess cats and
myself are ok with it.

I wouldn't "guess" at things like that with a pet of mine. I'd like to
know for sure.

Something that doesn't hurt a bird won't hurt a cat. Both animals preen
themselves.

When an animal preens itself, it will ingest the chemicals. Different
animals tolerate different chemicals.
Does the can say it is safe for cats?