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The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 25/08/15 09:34, Bod wrote:

Cant say I have ever smelt any foul ones.

Maybe on that soggy little island, but not here.

And how do you imagine dog **** would smell different here?

Because when its wet it rots and stinks, stupid.

It smells as soon as it comes out of the dog.

If anything, a hotter drier climate would make it worse.

Even sillier and more pig ignorant than you usually manage.

Dry **** doesn't smell, stupid.

The longer it's there, the worse it gets.

It breaks down in about 3 weeks.

Yup

Nature, oddly enough, has a ream of ways to deal with ****, from fungi
to beetles and bacteria.

It's a rich source of nutrient that doesn't hang about in the countryside

many years ago there was a letter of complaint in our local paper that the
place on the Downs where there were the best blackberries had lots of dog
mess. SWMBO, a biologist, said "silly woman, why does she think they are
the best berries?"