"Bod" wrote in message
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On 24/08/2015 16:31, Tim Streater wrote:
In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
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If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in public
without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the fault of
idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

Neither did ours.

Odd that you did not replace them when they died.