On Mon, 24 Aug 2015 20:54:12 +0100, Tim Streater wrote:

In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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Is dog **** somehow cleaner than human ****?

Actually, from a bacteria PoV, they're probably both the same. Your pee
is sterile as it leaves the body (unless you have a bladder infection).
But it's full of nutrients that bacteria just *love*, which is why if
you pee in a clean loo, it doesn't start to smell until later.

Where do the bacteria come from? The air - it's quite full of them.

So, since they're the same, why would you get arrested for ****ing in the street, yet we happily let dogs do it? It's ****ing disgusting and should be outlawed.

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Barry bit Ben's bum before Betty bumfingered big Bertha's buttocks beside Brian's burning bonfire. -- Ronnie Tompkins, circa 2014.