On Mon, 24 Aug 2015 20:25:59 +0100, charles wrote:

In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
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"Tim Streater" wrote in message
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In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
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If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in
public without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the
fault of idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****,
the litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty the
litter trays. If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL ****
and **** on any available bed. My little dog has ****ed on the floor
once and has never **** in my house. She was 6 weeks old when she ****ed
in the house. If she needs a **** in the middle of the night she will
wake us up, not just **** in the house like a cat will do.

badly trained cats.

After you've had a cat two weeks, there is no need for a litter tray. You install a catflap and it goes outside when it needs to. Dogs don't appear to be able to do this, and even if they can, they're not allowed due to some stupid law to go outside the confines of their own garden, hence you get **** all over your garden. I've walked past such gardens and the smell is horrid.

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