On Mon, 24 Aug 2015 20:50:53 +0100, Tim Streater wrote:

In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
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"Tim Streater" wrote in message
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In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
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If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken out
for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in public
without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the fault of
idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house. They
also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect. Dirty
pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****, the
litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty the litter
trays.
If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL **** and **** on any
available bed.

Cats vary. We got three kittens last Sept, so coming up to a year. One
skipped town in June so we're down to two. Ether way, all these cats
*always* go either in the litter tray (overnight) or outside once its
daylight. They have *not* *once* failed in this respect.

Further, all they eat is dry food so no old food going off. And they
don't stink like any dog will do.

Why do you have a litter tray at all? If there is no tray, they will go outside.

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Very funny, Scotty... Now beam down my clothes!