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In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
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"Tim Streater" wrote in message
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In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
wrote:


If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in
public without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the
fault of idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect.
Dirty pikey.


Ours don't do any of these things.


I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****,
the litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty the
litter trays. If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL ****
and **** on any available bed. My little dog has ****ed on the floor
once and has never **** in my house. She was 6 weeks old when she ****ed
in the house. If she needs a **** in the middle of the night she will
wake us up, not just **** in the house like a cat will do.


badly trained cats.

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