On Mon, 24 Aug 2015 17:19:08 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 24/08/2015 16:31, Tim Streater wrote:
In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
wrote:

If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.

They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in public
without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the fault of
idiot politicians, not dogs).

Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house.
They also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect.
Dirty pikey.

Ours don't do any of these things.

Neither did ours.

Dog owners let their animals urinate against every lamppost, people's garden gates, their fences and hedges, etc, etc, where kids are playing and picking up god knows what. Why is it illegal to allow your dog to drop faeces on the pavement and not pick it up, yet ****ing is considered ok? If a human were to **** at the side of the pavement, he'd be arrested. Is dog **** somehow cleaner than human ****? If your dog cocks it's leg, for ****'s sake stop being a pikey and pull it along.

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