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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:30:25 +0100, Tim Streater
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If you have a dog then you have stinking animal by definition. Cats
don't smell.
They also don't lick you, dribble saliva on the floor, or need taken
out for a walk or a ****. They can also freely move around in public
without morons taking them to a pound (although that's the fault of
idiot politicians, not dogs).
Nar, they just **** and **** in litter trays which are in the house. They
also ****ed all over your bed, which you did not even disinfect. Dirty
pikey.
Ours don't do any of these things.
I have a friend. When he goes away I am tasked with feeding his two cats
:-((((((((((
He is very house proud, or so he thinks. The house stinks of cat ****, the
litter trays are full of **** and ****. No way am I gonna empty the litter
trays.
If he does not close the bedroom doors, the cats WILL **** and **** on any
available bed.
My little dog has ****ed on the floor once and has never **** in my house.
She was 6 weeks old when she ****ed in the house.
If she needs a **** in the middle of the night she will wake us up, not
just **** in the house like a cat will do.
Very considerate and bright little dog. It has assessed the situation and
decided that whilst you are in residence there is already a surplus of ****
indoors.