On 01/17/2017 10:36 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 17 Jan 2017 04:25:27 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/16/2017 08:40 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 18:48:11 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/15/2017 10:00 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
And why do you write Moslem instead of Muslim?

http://historynewsnetwork.org/article/524

Old dogs don't learn new tricks and they sure as **** aren't
politically
correct.

I don't care what's politically correct, I use the one 96% of people
use:
http://www.googlefight.co.uk/muslim-vs-moslem.php
And the one that is spelt the way everyone pronounces it.

Maybe you Brits pronounce it the way the Moslems like but I sure as hell
don't say mooselim. You millenials are so brainwashed it's pathetic. You
might as well turn your little island over to the MUSLIMs and learn how
to get down on your knees with your ass in the air five times a day.

More likely it's close to the world muslin - a type of cloth.


I don't pronounce that moooselin either.

On Tue, 17 Jan 2017 19:28:28 -0000, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

On Monday, January 16, 2017 at 5:10:28 PM UTC-5, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 18:26:00 -0000, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

On Sunday, January 15, 2017 at 12:00:41 PM UTC-5, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 01:16:07 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/14/2017 01:49 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 14 Jan 2017 02:04:40 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/13/2017 01:35 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
We seem to get rid of ours without that. And without the possibility of
guns being used by the criminals themselves.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rother...tation_scandal

Unless they're a protected species. What's the matter, your paras only
like killing white Catholic men?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody...72)#Casualties

People seem to be treating Muslims as though they're just another colour
of skin. They are in fact an entirely different species.


Agreed. Tamerlan Tsarnaev was more or less white. That doesn't get
around the authorities in Rotherham handling Moslems with kid gloves or
out outgoing affirmative action president not being able to form the
words 'Moslem terrorist.' Merkel appears to have the same speech
impediment, auf Deutsch.

Americans can't pronounce terrorist. They say tourist.

Have you heard a statistically significant sampling of Americans
pronounce "terrorist"?

George Bush for one.

"One" is not a statistically significant sampling.

He has an accent typical of a lot of Americans. More han one R is difficult for them:

Mirror becomes Myrrh.
Terrorist becomes tourist

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On Wednesday, January 18, 2017 at 12:56:43 PM UTC-5, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 17 Jan 2017 19:28:28 -0000, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

On Monday, January 16, 2017 at 5:10:28 PM UTC-5, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 18:26:00 -0000, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

On Sunday, January 15, 2017 at 12:00:41 PM UTC-5, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 01:16:07 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/14/2017 01:49 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 14 Jan 2017 02:04:40 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/13/2017 01:35 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
We seem to get rid of ours without that. And without the possibility of
guns being used by the criminals themselves.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rother...tation_scandal

Unless they're a protected species. What's the matter, your paras only
like killing white Catholic men?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody...72)#Casualties

People seem to be treating Muslims as though they're just another colour
of skin. They are in fact an entirely different species.


Agreed. Tamerlan Tsarnaev was more or less white. That doesn't get
around the authorities in Rotherham handling Moslems with kid gloves or
out outgoing affirmative action president not being able to form the
words 'Moslem terrorist.' Merkel appears to have the same speech
impediment, auf Deutsch.

Americans can't pronounce terrorist. They say tourist.

Have you heard a statistically significant sampling of Americans
pronounce "terrorist"?

George Bush for one.

"One" is not a statistically significant sampling.

He has an accent typical of a lot of Americans. More han one R is difficult for them:

Mirror becomes Myrrh.
Terrorist becomes tourist

Considering he started out as a patrician from the East Coast, then
adopted (or acquired by osmosis) a veneer of Texan, I don't think
we can consider him typical anything.

I'll admit that when I'm speaking quickly, I elide letters and syllables
like mad. Then I trip over my own bad diction, slow down, and resume
a more normal mode of speech.

Cindy Hamilton

On Wed, 18 Jan 2017 17:56:37 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:


He has an accent typical of a lot of Americans. More han one R is difficult for them:

Mirror becomes Myrrh.
Terrorist becomes tourist

This is very regional in nature, much like a guy from Glasgow does not
say things like a guy from London or Derry

On Wed, 18 Jan 2017 02:36:20 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/17/2017 10:36 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 17 Jan 2017 04:25:27 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/16/2017 08:40 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 18:48:11 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/15/2017 10:00 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
And why do you write Moslem instead of Muslim?

http://historynewsnetwork.org/article/524

Old dogs don't learn new tricks and they sure as **** aren't
politically
correct.

I don't care what's politically correct, I use the one 96% of people
use:
http://www.googlefight.co.uk/muslim-vs-moslem.php
And the one that is spelt the way everyone pronounces it.

Maybe you Brits pronounce it the way the Moslems like but I sure as hell
don't say mooselim. You millenials are so brainwashed it's pathetic. You
might as well turn your little island over to the MUSLIMs and learn how
to get down on your knees with your ass in the air five times a day.

More likely it's close to the world muslin - a type of cloth.


I don't pronounce that moooselin either.

How do you pronounce it?

--
Confucius say: "Man who lives in glass house should change in basement."

On 18/01/2017 20:30, wrote:
On Wed, 18 Jan 2017 17:56:37 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:


He has an accent typical of a lot of Americans. More han one R is difficult for them:

Mirror becomes Myrrh.
Terrorist becomes tourist

This is very regional in nature, much like a guy from Glasgow does not
say things like a guy from London or Derry

Indeed, a Glaswegian would say Glasgee for Glasgow or similar.

On Wed, 18 Jan 2017 21:16:00 -0000, Bod wrote:

On 18/01/2017 20:30, wrote:
On Wed, 18 Jan 2017 17:56:37 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:


He has an accent typical of a lot of Americans. More han one R is difficult for them:

Mirror becomes Myrrh.
Terrorist becomes tourist

This is very regional in nature, much like a guy from Glasgow does not
say things like a guy from London or Derry

Indeed, a Glaswegian would say Glasgee for Glasgow or similar.

No, he would not. He would say, "Wit tha **** arr ya doin in ma ****ing toon ya ****in sassinach? Da ya wan me ta ****in boil yer heed?"

--
A high IQ is like a Jeep. You still get stuck, just further from help.

On 01/18/2017 10:56 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

He has an accent typical of a lot of Americans. More han one R is
difficult for them:

Any R that doesn't start a word is difficult for Brits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZhKhqj02ZQ

Or Boston residents who pahked tha cah in Havahd yahd.

On 01/18/2017 02:16 PM, Bod wrote:
Indeed, a Glaswegian would say Glasgee for Glasgow or similar.

After watching Ken Loach's 'The Navigators' I became aware that they do
not speak English in Yorkshire. i really like watching British films on
DVDs in the privacy of my home so I can turn the subtitles on.

I saw 'Sexy Beast' in a theater and thought it was a personal problem
until I overheard several couples wishing there was a translation as
they left. At least Kingsley could say '****' understandably. I'm also
glad Ray Winstone can talk like a human when called upon to do so.

On 01/18/2017 03:21 PM, The Peeler wrote:
Are you hinting that all Glaswegians are assholes like you, Birdbrain? It
simply can't be!

It certainly sounds that way:

https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...odern-scotland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hqy8n3BcqA

On 01/18/2017 01:35 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 18 Jan 2017 02:36:20 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/17/2017 10:36 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 17 Jan 2017 04:25:27 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/16/2017 08:40 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 18:48:11 -0000, rbowman
wrote:

On 01/15/2017 10:00 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
And why do you write Moslem instead of Muslim?

http://historynewsnetwork.org/article/524

Old dogs don't learn new tricks and they sure as **** aren't
politically
correct.

I don't care what's politically correct, I use the one 96% of people
use:
http://www.googlefight.co.uk/muslim-vs-moslem.php
And the one that is spelt the way everyone pronounces it.

Maybe you Brits pronounce it the way the Moslems like but I sure as
hell
don't say mooselim. You millenials are so brainwashed it's pathetic.
You
might as well turn your little island over to the MUSLIMs and learn how
to get down on your knees with your ass in the air five times a day.

More likely it's close to the world muslin - a type of cloth.


I don't pronounce that moooselin either.

How do you pronounce it?


Muzlin with the u like in buzz or smut, not booze or smooth. Different
than moslem which is maazem, like baaaa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V28CKAJUrWc

Words like flute and jute are the few where I give u a ooo sound.
Unless I'm speaking German of course.

Murder might as well be spelled merder for all the good the u is doing.
And there is definitely no th in the words or whatever weird twist I've
heard Brits give it.

On Wed, 18 Jan 2017 20:11:34 -0000, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

On Wednesday, January 18, 2017 at 12:56:43 PM UTC-5, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 17 Jan 2017 19:28:28 -0000, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

On Monday, January 16, 2017 at 5:10:28 PM UTC-5, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 18:26:00 -0000, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

On Sunday, January 15, 2017 at 12:00:41 PM UTC-5, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 01:16:07 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/14/2017 01:49 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 14 Jan 2017 02:04:40 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/13/2017 01:35 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
We seem to get rid of ours without that. And without the possibility of
guns being used by the criminals themselves.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rother...tation_scandal

Unless they're a protected species. What's the matter, your paras only
like killing white Catholic men?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody...72)#Casualties

People seem to be treating Muslims as though they're just another colour
of skin. They are in fact an entirely different species.


Agreed. Tamerlan Tsarnaev was more or less white. That doesn't get
around the authorities in Rotherham handling Moslems with kid gloves or
out outgoing affirmative action president not being able to form the
words 'Moslem terrorist.' Merkel appears to have the same speech
impediment, auf Deutsch.

Americans can't pronounce terrorist. They say tourist.

Have you heard a statistically significant sampling of Americans
pronounce "terrorist"?

George Bush for one.

"One" is not a statistically significant sampling.

He has an accent typical of a lot of Americans. More han one R is difficult for them:

Mirror becomes Myrrh.
Terrorist becomes tourist

Considering he started out as a patrician from the East Coast, then
adopted (or acquired by osmosis) a veneer of Texan, I don't think
we can consider him typical anything.

I'll admit that when I'm speaking quickly, I elide letters and syllables
like mad. Then I trip over my own bad diction, slow down, and resume
a more normal mode of speech.

Cindy Hamilton

I only have to listen to your newsreaders to hear that you all sound drunk.

--
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/
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On Thu, 19 Jan 2017 02:10:48 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/18/2017 10:56 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

He has an accent typical of a lot of Americans. More han one R is
difficult for them:

Any R that doesn't start a word is difficult for Brits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZhKhqj02ZQ

Or Boston residents who pahked tha cah in Havahd yahd.

She is speaking correctly. What is your problem?

--
A devout Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.
The Arab asked him, "What are you doing?"
The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so **** off and wait for a camel!!"

On Thu, 19 Jan 2017 02:19:28 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/18/2017 02:16 PM, Bod wrote:
Indeed, a Glaswegian would say Glasgee for Glasgow or similar.

After watching Ken Loach's 'The Navigators' I became aware that they do
not speak English in Yorkshire. i really like watching British films on
DVDs in the privacy of my home so I can turn the subtitles on.

I saw 'Sexy Beast' in a theater and thought it was a personal problem
until I overheard several couples wishing there was a translation as
they left. At least Kingsley could say '****' understandably. I'm also
glad Ray Winstone can talk like a human when called upon to do so.

I like the German for ****. "Foocht".

--
Hit the button marked 'STOP' with remaining hand.

On Thu, 19 Jan 2017 02:41:17 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/18/2017 01:35 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 18 Jan 2017 02:36:20 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/17/2017 10:36 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 17 Jan 2017 04:25:27 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/16/2017 08:40 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 18:48:11 -0000, rbowman
wrote:

On 01/15/2017 10:00 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
And why do you write Moslem instead of Muslim?

http://historynewsnetwork.org/article/524

Old dogs don't learn new tricks and they sure as **** aren't
politically
correct.

I don't care what's politically correct, I use the one 96% of people
use:
http://www.googlefight.co.uk/muslim-vs-moslem.php
And the one that is spelt the way everyone pronounces it.

Maybe you Brits pronounce it the way the Moslems like but I sure as
hell
don't say mooselim. You millenials are so brainwashed it's pathetic.
You
might as well turn your little island over to the MUSLIMs and learn how
to get down on your knees with your ass in the air five times a day.

More likely it's close to the world muslin - a type of cloth.


I don't pronounce that moooselin either.

How do you pronounce it?

Muzlin with the u like in buzz or smut, not booze or smooth.

Same here. And Muslim I pronounce just like that, but M instead of N at the end.

Different
than moslem which is maazem, like baaaa.

Only Americans say aaa for an o.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V28CKAJUrWc

Words like flute and jute are the few where I give u a ooo sound.
Unless I'm speaking German of course.

In the North of England, they pronounce book with an oooo, to distinguish from the shorter oo as in "up". As in, "There's a booook oop on that shelf."

Murder might as well be spelled merder for all the good the u is doing.

Merder is a stronger first vowel and sounds like you're grinning while talking.

And there is definitely no th in the words or whatever weird twist I've
heard Brits give it.

No th?

--
Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?

On Thursday, January 19, 2017 at 4:40:29 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jan 2017 02:10:48 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/18/2017 10:56 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

He has an accent typical of a lot of Americans. More han one R is
difficult for them:

Any R that doesn't start a word is difficult for Brits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZhKhqj02ZQ

Or Boston residents who pahked tha cah in Havahd yahd.

She is speaking correctly. What is your problem?
--


I came across a couple of gals demonstrating the differences in the pronunciation of the same words in American English and British English. I speak a hybrid version. People tell me I don't sound Southern. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nAnT3PASak

[8~{} Uncle Talkative Monster

On Thu, 19 Jan 2017 02:10:48 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/18/2017 10:56 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

He has an accent typical of a lot of Americans. More han one R is
difficult for them:

Any R that doesn't start a word is difficult for Brits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZhKhqj02ZQ

Or Boston residents who pahked tha cah in Havahd yahd.

The Glaswegians can use Rs anywhere. Consider "burglar alarm":
https://youtu.be/S5WFl4E8VCI

--
A devout Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.
The Arab asked him, "What are you doing?"
The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so **** off and wait for a camel!!"

On Thu, 19 Jan 2017 23:53:50 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

On Thu, 19 Jan 2017 02:10:48 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/18/2017 10:56 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

He has an accent typical of a lot of Americans. More han one R is
difficult for them:

Any R that doesn't start a word is difficult for Brits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZhKhqj02ZQ

Or Boston residents who pahked tha cah in Havahd yahd.

The Glaswegians can use Rs anywhere. Consider "burglar alarm":
https://youtu.be/S5WFl4E8VCI

Most Americans think Scots speak either like Billy Connolly or Sean
Connery. Billy is supposed to be from Glasgow.

On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 00:26:13 -0000, wrote:

On Thu, 19 Jan 2017 23:53:50 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

On Thu, 19 Jan 2017 02:10:48 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/18/2017 10:56 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

He has an accent typical of a lot of Americans. More han one R is
difficult for them:

Any R that doesn't start a word is difficult for Brits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZhKhqj02ZQ

Or Boston residents who pahked tha cah in Havahd yahd.

The Glaswegians can use Rs anywhere. Consider "burglar alarm":
https://youtu.be/S5WFl4E8VCI

Most Americans think Scots speak either like Billy Connolly or Sean
Connery. Billy is supposed to be from Glasgow.

Most people in Glasgow do speak like that, although the more intelligent you are, the weaker your accent.

People from Edinburgh sound depressed all the time. When they speak to you they sound like they're talking about a world war starting the next day.

--
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Studies show these people go home and **** on their cornflakes.

In alt.home.repair, on Wed, 11 Jan 2017 09:07:45 +0000, Bod
wrote:

Police are on high alert as a foldable gun which looks like an iPhone is
set to go on sale within weeks.

The handgun – which has already had12,000 pre-orders - is disguised as a
smartphone but can unfold into a deadly weapon at the press of a button.

European police are being warned to look out for the guns which are
expected to be illegally imported into the continent and appear on
streets soon.

The 9mm double-barrelled pistol has been made by American firm Ideal
Conceal and costs £325 ($395) – well below the cost of the latest Apple
iPhone, the Times reported.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world...-a3437591.html

A friend of mine had a foldable gun. When he went to the target range,
he forgot to unfold it and he shot himself to death.

On 01/19/2017 03:40 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jan 2017 02:10:48 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/18/2017 10:56 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

He has an accent typical of a lot of Americans. More han one R is
difficult for them:

Any R that doesn't start a word is difficult for Brits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZhKhqj02ZQ

Or Boston residents who pahked tha cah in Havahd yahd.

She is speaking correctly. What is your problem?

You just love RP, don't you? All that ass licking of upper-class twits
will get you nowhere.

On 01/19/2017 04:35 PM, The Peeler wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jan 2017 22:40:24 -0000, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again



Any R that doesn't start a word is difficult for Brits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZhKhqj02ZQ

Or Boston residents who pahked tha cah in Havahd yahd.

She is speaking correctly. What is your problem?

His problem is that he keeps talking to an idiot like you, Birdbrain!

It's my community service for the month. I don't want the asshole to
feel neglected. He's not to bright but it beats trader_4's constant
whining. Or is that whinging?

On 01/19/2017 03:41 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jan 2017 02:19:28 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/18/2017 02:16 PM, Bod wrote:
Indeed, a Glaswegian would say Glasgee for Glasgow or similar.

After watching Ken Loach's 'The Navigators' I became aware that they do
not speak English in Yorkshire. i really like watching British films on
DVDs in the privacy of my home so I can turn the subtitles on.

I saw 'Sexy Beast' in a theater and thought it was a personal problem
until I overheard several couples wishing there was a translation as
they left. At least Kingsley could say '****' understandably. I'm also
glad Ray Winstone can talk like a human when called upon to do so.

I like the German for ****. "Foocht".

Stick with English. You partially able to speak it.

On 01/19/2017 03:44 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

And there is definitely no th in the words or whatever weird twist I've
heard Brits give it.

No th?

Maybe it isn't 'th' but there's some pronunciation of 'murder' that
sounds like a faggot lisping. Maybe it's dropping the r and trying to
replace it with something.

On 01/19/2017 05:26 PM, wrote:
Most Americans think Scots speak either like Billy Connolly or Sean
Connery. Billy is supposed to be from Glasgow.

I thought they spoke like Angus MacRory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vHjjtzbR54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgoAEApqLu8

On 01/19/2017 06:14 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Most people in Glasgow do speak like that, although the more intelligent
you are, the weaker your accent.

People from Edinburgh sound depressed all the time. When they speak to
you they sound like they're talking about a world war starting the next
day.

A friend spent some time at the u-boat base at Holy Loch. His feeling
was Scottish food, Scottish women, and Scottish climate made two months
submerged in a nuclear submarine in the middle of the ocean look pretty
damn good.

On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 02:24:19 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/19/2017 03:40 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jan 2017 02:10:48 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/18/2017 10:56 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

He has an accent typical of a lot of Americans. More han one R is
difficult for them:

Any R that doesn't start a word is difficult for Brits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZhKhqj02ZQ

Or Boston residents who pahked tha cah in Havahd yahd.

She is speaking correctly. What is your problem?

You just love RP, don't you? All that ass licking of upper-class twits
will get you nowhere.

Who or what is RP?

--
Beating your wife is like keying your own car.

On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 02:33:07 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/19/2017 03:41 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jan 2017 02:19:28 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/18/2017 02:16 PM, Bod wrote:
Indeed, a Glaswegian would say Glasgee for Glasgow or similar.

After watching Ken Loach's 'The Navigators' I became aware that they do
not speak English in Yorkshire. i really like watching British films on
DVDs in the privacy of my home so I can turn the subtitles on.

I saw 'Sexy Beast' in a theater and thought it was a personal problem
until I overheard several couples wishing there was a translation as
they left. At least Kingsley could say '****' understandably. I'm also
glad Ray Winstone can talk like a human when called upon to do so.

I like the German for ****. "Foocht".

Stick with English. You partially able to speak it.

"You're"

--
Beating your wife is like keying your own car.

On Saturday, January 21, 2017 at 1:41:39 PM UTC-5, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 02:24:19 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/19/2017 03:40 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jan 2017 02:10:48 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/18/2017 10:56 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

He has an accent typical of a lot of Americans. More han one R is
difficult for them:

Any R that doesn't start a word is difficult for Brits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZhKhqj02ZQ

Or Boston residents who pahked tha cah in Havahd yahd.

She is speaking correctly. What is your problem?

You just love RP, don't you? All that ass licking of upper-class twits
will get you nowhere.

Who or what is RP?

Received Pronounciation

I always wonder who it was Received from. God?

Cindy Hamilton

On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 02:46:08 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/19/2017 05:26 PM, wrote:
Most Americans think Scots speak either like Billy Connolly or Sean
Connery. Billy is supposed to be from Glasgow.

I thought they spoke like Angus MacRory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vHjjtzbR54

That is the best thing to do to someone playing those godawful things.

--
When I told my mum I was going to buy a motorbike she went crazy:
"Don't you remember what happened to your brother? He was killed on one! Why would you want to buy one when you could just have his?"

On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 02:51:56 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/19/2017 06:14 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Most people in Glasgow do speak like that, although the more intelligent
you are, the weaker your accent.

People from Edinburgh sound depressed all the time. When they speak to
you they sound like they're talking about a world war starting the next
day.

A friend spent some time at the u-boat base at Holy Loch. His feeling
was Scottish food, Scottish women, and Scottish climate made two months
submerged in a nuclear submarine in the middle of the ocean look pretty
damn good.

There are plenty hot Scots women.

--
A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.
Paddy ordered a whisky.
The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.
He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!"
Paddy handed his drink back and said
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"

On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 01:28:38 -0000, micky wrote:

In alt.home.repair, on Wed, 11 Jan 2017 09:07:45 +0000, Bod
wrote:

Police are on high alert as a foldable gun which looks like an iPhone is
set to go on sale within weeks.

The handgun €“ which has already had12,000 pre-orders - is disguised as a
smartphone but can unfold into a deadly weapon at the press of a button.

European police are being warned to look out for the guns which are
expected to be illegally imported into the continent and appear on
streets soon.

The 9mm double-barrelled pistol has been made by American firm Ideal
Conceal and costs £325 ($395) €“ well below the cost of the latest Apple
iPhone, the Times reported.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world...-a3437591.html

A friend of mine had a foldable gun. When he went to the target range,
he forgot to unfold it and he shot himself to death.

ROTFPMSL!

--
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop.
"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."
"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"

On 01/21/2017 11:41 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 02:24:19 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/19/2017 03:40 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jan 2017 02:10:48 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/18/2017 10:56 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

He has an accent typical of a lot of Americans. More han one R is
difficult for them:

Any R that doesn't start a word is difficult for Brits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZhKhqj02ZQ

Or Boston residents who pahked tha cah in Havahd yahd.

She is speaking correctly. What is your problem?

You just love RP, don't you? All that ass licking of upper-class twits
will get you nowhere.

Who or what is RP?


You are a dumb ****, aren't you? 'Received Pronunciation'. It's what
your upper class betters speak.

On 01/21/2017 11:42 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 02:35:17 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/19/2017 03:44 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

And there is definitely no th in the words or whatever weird twist I've
heard Brits give it.

No th?

Maybe it isn't 'th' but there's some pronunciation of 'murder' that
sounds like a faggot lisping. Maybe it's dropping the r and trying to
replace it with something.

merrrhhduh?

Maybe. They do something with the 'r' and 'd' that just ain't right.
iirc one of the plods in that series with Helen Mirren could really
merther the word. I rather liked the old bag until she showed up at the
Trump protest in NYC.

On 01/21/2017 02:59 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 02:46:08 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/19/2017 05:26 PM, wrote:
Most Americans think Scots speak either like Billy Connolly or Sean
Connery. Billy is supposed to be from Glasgow.

I thought they spoke like Angus MacRory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vHjjtzbR54

That is the best thing to do to someone playing those godawful things.

Yeah, we have a local pipe and drum band I avoid whenever possible. At
least when the Irish invented the uilleann pipes they did it right. You
can play them indoors without deafening the cat to say nothing of being
able to sit and drink beer while playing. You can also cover the end of
the chanter with your thigh to shut the damn thing up rather than being
limited to cuts and strikes to get any articulation.

I went to see the Dropkick Murphys and they had a piper on stage for one
number. Luckily the rest of the band plays loud enough I could see him
playing but not hear him.

On 01/21/2017 03:00 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 02:51:56 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/19/2017 06:14 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Most people in Glasgow do speak like that, although the more intelligent
you are, the weaker your accent.

People from Edinburgh sound depressed all the time. When they speak to
you they sound like they're talking about a world war starting the next
day.

A friend spent some time at the u-boat base at Holy Loch. His feeling
was Scottish food, Scottish women, and Scottish climate made two months
submerged in a nuclear submarine in the middle of the ocean look pretty
damn good.

There are plenty hot Scots women.

I'll admit I was disappointed when they killed off Rose Leslie in Game
of Thrones. I liked the little wildling... She doesn't have that washed
out look that a lot of gingers have.

On 22/01/2017 00:57, rbowman wrote:
On 01/21/2017 03:00 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 02:51:56 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/19/2017 06:14 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Most people in Glasgow do speak like that, although the more
intelligent
you are, the weaker your accent.

People from Edinburgh sound depressed all the time. When they speak to
you they sound like they're talking about a world war starting the next
day.

A friend spent some time at the u-boat base at Holy Loch. His feeling
was Scottish food, Scottish women, and Scottish climate made two months
submerged in a nuclear submarine in the middle of the ocean look pretty
damn good.

There are plenty hot Scots women.

I'll admit I was disappointed when they killed off Rose Leslie in Game
of Thrones. I liked the little wildling... She doesn't have that washed
out look that a lot of gingers have.

They aren't really ginger, it's rust from all the rain in Scotland.

On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 00:31:37 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/21/2017 11:41 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 02:24:19 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/19/2017 03:40 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jan 2017 02:10:48 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/18/2017 10:56 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

He has an accent typical of a lot of Americans. More han one R is
difficult for them:

Any R that doesn't start a word is difficult for Brits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZhKhqj02ZQ

Or Boston residents who pahked tha cah in Havahd yahd.

She is speaking correctly. What is your problem?

You just love RP, don't you? All that ass licking of upper-class twits
will get you nowhere.

Who or what is RP?


You are a dumb ****, aren't you? 'Received Pronunciation'. It's what
your upper class betters speak.

No, they speak "posh English".

--
Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs.

On 01/22/2017 01:10 AM, Bod wrote:

They aren't really ginger, it's rust from all the rain in Scotland.

An Irish friend went back to the Auld Sod. When he returned I asked "How
was it, Jimmy?" "Green, really green. It should be green. It rains all
the ****ing time."

On 22/01/2017 17:59, rbowman wrote:
On 01/22/2017 01:10 AM, Bod wrote:

They aren't really ginger, it's rust from all the rain in Scotland.

An Irish friend went back to the Auld Sod. When he returned I asked "How
was it, Jimmy?" "Green, really green. It should be green. It rains all
the ****ing time."


Lol.