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Default European police issue warning as foldable gun which looks likeiPhone to be released in US

On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 00:26:13 -0000, wrote:

On Thu, 19 Jan 2017 23:53:50 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

On Thu, 19 Jan 2017 02:10:48 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/18/2017 10:56 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

He has an accent typical of a lot of Americans. More han one R is
difficult for them:

Any R that doesn't start a word is difficult for Brits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZhKhqj02ZQ

Or Boston residents who pahked tha cah in Havahd yahd.


The Glaswegians can use Rs anywhere. Consider "burglar alarm":
https://youtu.be/S5WFl4E8VCI


Most Americans think Scots speak either like Billy Connolly or Sean
Connery. Billy is supposed to be from Glasgow.


Most people in Glasgow do speak like that, although the more intelligent you are, the weaker your accent.

People from Edinburgh sound depressed all the time. When they speak to you they sound like they're talking about a world war starting the next day.

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