On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 02:51:56 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/19/2017 06:14 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Most people in Glasgow do speak like that, although the more intelligent
you are, the weaker your accent.

People from Edinburgh sound depressed all the time. When they speak to
you they sound like they're talking about a world war starting the next
day.

A friend spent some time at the u-boat base at Holy Loch. His feeling
was Scottish food, Scottish women, and Scottish climate made two months
submerged in a nuclear submarine in the middle of the ocean look pretty
damn good.

There are plenty hot Scots women.

--
A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.
Paddy ordered a whisky.
The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.
He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!"
Paddy handed his drink back and said
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"