On Wed, 11 Jan 2017 17:00:46 -0000, Bod wrote:

On 11/01/2017 15:27, FromTheRafters wrote:
Bod used his keyboard to write :
On 11/01/2017 14:46, FromTheRafters wrote:
Bod brought next idea :
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world...-a3437591.html






Consider the potential for illegal gun ownership by criminals and
the
need for more citizens to protect themselves from being
victimized by
their violent crimes. Now you have you answer from above of why the
need
to carry a gun in public.


Have you personally had a gun drawn on you at all?

Yes, several times, once by cops. Now it seems that they have
legitimate
concerns when someone pulls out a phone. Next protocol will be for
them
to only 'return fire' just like those stupid 'Rules of Engagement'
where
soldiers have to wait to be shot at before shooting at obvious
attackers.

I agree about the soldier bit being wrong "to have to wait" etc,
but
why did the cops point a gun at you, what had you done that was so bad
for them to do that?

You shouldn't assume that someone has to have done something wrong to
have this happen, but in my case...

I was in possesion of a 'stolen' car. I had been working on it with a
friend and had it parked in the driveway where I was living at the time.
These cops were complete assholes who IMO should never have been given
the authority that they had.

The car had been reported stolen by the owner who was at that time
incarcerated, and the person who 'stole' it was his brother who was
using it without his brother's permission and wanted my friend and I to
tune it up (a seal was leaking oil onto the FI points) and install a
Blaupunkt stereo as a surprise for his brother who was soon to be
released.

The cops burst into my bedroom with guns drawn as I was pulling my pants
on, and pulled them back off of me so that they could jail me while
wearing only my underwear. They took joy in telling me how close I came
to being shot and how much they like being able to shoot white boys.
While taking me to the 'shower' to hose me down they briefly made an
error and I considered taking them on because I thought they were going
to beat me, but I didn't and they didn't beat me.

Still, I know lots of cops and they are not all bad like these were, so
I still have some respect left for them. It's a tough job and I think
that they should do a better vetting and stop those with psychological
problems from joining their ranks.

Wow! what an interesting, but scary thing to happen to you.

Why I said "what had you done that was so bad" is because unless
there was a strong suspicion of someone being armed in the house, our
cops would never pull a gun on you. In fact the likelyhood of any of
the UK cops even being armed with a shooter would be unlikely.
Maybe the brother was known to be violent and armed?

Quite likely. This was South Central Los Angeles after all, and I
suspect very different from the UK.

Indeed.

You're conversing with Americans.
Americans look like this:
https://youtu.be/SfDjvhsdQoo

--
Have you heard of the untimely passing of the Energizer Bunny?
Someone put his batteries in backwards and he just kept coming and coming and coming . . .

On Mon, 06 Feb 2017 21:15:48 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

You're conversing with Americans.
Americans look like this:
https://youtu.be/SfDjvhsdQoo

Or this
http://tinyurl.com/hvkyrym

On Mon, 06 Feb 2017 21:54:38 -0000, wrote:

On Mon, 06 Feb 2017 21:15:48 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

You're conversing with Americans.
Americans look like this:
https://youtu.be/SfDjvhsdQoo

Or this
http://tinyurl.com/hvkyrym

I am not attracted to blacks.

--
I once got the stuffing beat out of me fighting for a girl's honour.
She wanted to keep it.

On Mon, 06 Feb 2017 16:54:38 -0500, wrote:

On Mon, 06 Feb 2017 21:15:48 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

You're conversing with Americans.
Americans look like this:
https://youtu.be/SfDjvhsdQoo

Or this
http://tinyurl.com/hvkyrym

The Brit would kick her out of bed for having black gun cooties. He
suffers from Hoplophobia -- "irrational aversion to weapons."

Me? I would not kick her out of bed unless she wanted to **** on the
floor. Brits are strange creatures to say the least.

On Monday, February 6, 2017 at 3:15:57 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 11 Jan 2017 17:00:46 -0000, Bod wrote:

On 11/01/2017 15:27, FromTheRafters wrote:
Bod used his keyboard to write :
On 11/01/2017 14:46, FromTheRafters wrote:
Bod brought next idea :
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world...-a3437591.html






Consider the potential for illegal gun ownership by criminals and
the
need for more citizens to protect themselves from being
victimized by
their violent crimes. Now you have you answer from above of why the
need
to carry a gun in public.


Have you personally had a gun drawn on you at all?

Yes, several times, once by cops. Now it seems that they have
legitimate
concerns when someone pulls out a phone. Next protocol will be for
them
to only 'return fire' just like those stupid 'Rules of Engagement'
where
soldiers have to wait to be shot at before shooting at obvious
attackers.

I agree about the soldier bit being wrong "to have to wait" etc,
but
why did the cops point a gun at you, what had you done that was so bad
for them to do that?

You shouldn't assume that someone has to have done something wrong to
have this happen, but in my case...

I was in possesion of a 'stolen' car. I had been working on it with a
friend and had it parked in the driveway where I was living at the time.
These cops were complete assholes who IMO should never have been given
the authority that they had.

The car had been reported stolen by the owner who was at that time
incarcerated, and the person who 'stole' it was his brother who was
using it without his brother's permission and wanted my friend and I to
tune it up (a seal was leaking oil onto the FI points) and install a
Blaupunkt stereo as a surprise for his brother who was soon to be
released.

The cops burst into my bedroom with guns drawn as I was pulling my pants
on, and pulled them back off of me so that they could jail me while
wearing only my underwear. They took joy in telling me how close I came
to being shot and how much they like being able to shoot white boys.
While taking me to the 'shower' to hose me down they briefly made an
error and I considered taking them on because I thought they were going
to beat me, but I didn't and they didn't beat me.

Still, I know lots of cops and they are not all bad like these were, so
I still have some respect left for them. It's a tough job and I think
that they should do a better vetting and stop those with psychological
problems from joining their ranks.

Wow! what an interesting, but scary thing to happen to you.

Why I said "what had you done that was so bad" is because unless
there was a strong suspicion of someone being armed in the house, our
cops would never pull a gun on you. In fact the likelyhood of any of
the UK cops even being armed with a shooter would be unlikely.
Maybe the brother was known to be violent and armed?

Quite likely. This was South Central Los Angeles after all, and I
suspect very different from the UK.

Indeed.

You're conversing with Americans.
Americans look like this:
https://youtu.be/SfDjvhsdQoo
--


You neglected the longer versions and the guns needed in case of The Zombie Apocalypse. We Americans are likes Boy Scouts, we like to be prepared for every eventuality. We have a prepper movement here. I don't know about The UK but I imagine you chaps would arm yourselves with cricket bats in order to fight off the hordes of zombies. Oh yea, you refuse to do anything to quell the Muslim hordes invading The UK so zombies will make shot work of you folks. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z--MQXkCdcs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1QZ3CfI6-0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnY1jmE9RtA

[8~{} Uncle Zombie Monster

On Tue, 07 Feb 2017 01:36:15 -0000, Oren wrote:

On Mon, 06 Feb 2017 16:54:38 -0500, wrote:

On Mon, 06 Feb 2017 21:15:48 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

You're conversing with Americans.
Americans look like this:
https://youtu.be/SfDjvhsdQoo

Or this
http://tinyurl.com/hvkyrym

The Brit would kick her out of bed for having black gun cooties. He
suffers from Hoplophobia -- "irrational aversion to weapons."

Me? I would not kick her out of bed unless she wanted to **** on the
floor. Brits are strange creatures to say the least.

No, I just prefer ****ing whites.

--
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. -- Emo Philips

On Tue, 07 Feb 2017 02:58:09 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Monday, February 6, 2017 at 3:15:57 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 11 Jan 2017 17:00:46 -0000, Bod wrote:

On 11/01/2017 15:27, FromTheRafters wrote:
Bod used his keyboard to write :
On 11/01/2017 14:46, FromTheRafters wrote:
Bod brought next idea :
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world...-a3437591.html






Consider the potential for illegal gun ownership by criminals and
the
need for more citizens to protect themselves from being
victimized by
their violent crimes. Now you have you answer from above of why the
need
to carry a gun in public.


Have you personally had a gun drawn on you at all?

Yes, several times, once by cops. Now it seems that they have
legitimate
concerns when someone pulls out a phone. Next protocol will be for
them
to only 'return fire' just like those stupid 'Rules of Engagement'
where
soldiers have to wait to be shot at before shooting at obvious
attackers.

I agree about the soldier bit being wrong "to have to wait" etc,
but
why did the cops point a gun at you, what had you done that was so bad
for them to do that?

You shouldn't assume that someone has to have done something wrong to
have this happen, but in my case...

I was in possesion of a 'stolen' car. I had been working on it with a
friend and had it parked in the driveway where I was living at the time.
These cops were complete assholes who IMO should never have been given
the authority that they had.

The car had been reported stolen by the owner who was at that time
incarcerated, and the person who 'stole' it was his brother who was
using it without his brother's permission and wanted my friend and I to
tune it up (a seal was leaking oil onto the FI points) and install a
Blaupunkt stereo as a surprise for his brother who was soon to be
released.

The cops burst into my bedroom with guns drawn as I was pulling my pants
on, and pulled them back off of me so that they could jail me while
wearing only my underwear. They took joy in telling me how close I came
to being shot and how much they like being able to shoot white boys.
While taking me to the 'shower' to hose me down they briefly made an
error and I considered taking them on because I thought they were going
to beat me, but I didn't and they didn't beat me.

Still, I know lots of cops and they are not all bad like these were, so
I still have some respect left for them. It's a tough job and I think
that they should do a better vetting and stop those with psychological
problems from joining their ranks.

Wow! what an interesting, but scary thing to happen to you.

Why I said "what had you done that was so bad" is because unless
there was a strong suspicion of someone being armed in the house, our
cops would never pull a gun on you. In fact the likelyhood of any of
the UK cops even being armed with a shooter would be unlikely.
Maybe the brother was known to be violent and armed?

Quite likely. This was South Central Los Angeles after all, and I
suspect very different from the UK.

Indeed.

You're conversing with Americans.
Americans look like this:
https://youtu.be/SfDjvhsdQoo
--


You neglected the longer versions and the guns needed in case of The Zombie Apocalypse. We Americans are likes Boy Scouts, we like to be prepared for every eventuality. We have a prepper movement here. I don't know about The UK but I imagine you chaps would arm yourselves with cricket bats in order to fight off the hordes of zombies. Oh yea, you refuse to do anything to quell the Muslim hordes invading The UK so zombies will make shot work of you folks. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z--MQXkCdcs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1QZ3CfI6-0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnY1jmE9RtA

[8~{} Uncle Zombie Monster

The government should be expelling Muslims, not the general public.

--
Complete with obligatory low frequency bass, electrically recorded on a four track in two hours. This has enough power to destroy the most expensive washing machine.

On 2/7/2017 12:16 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

No, I just prefer ****ing whites.


Brits are pasty-white and look like a big fat pile of mashed potatoes.

On Tue, 07 Feb 2017 18:54:33 -0000, Reverend Harry Hardwick wrote:

On 2/7/2017 12:16 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

No, I just prefer ****ing whites.


Brits are pasty-white and look like a big fat pile of mashed potatoes.

Not if they have a decent tan.

--
A hand job a day keeps arthritis away.

On 02/07/2017 12:26 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 07 Feb 2017 18:54:33 -0000, Reverend Harry Hardwick
wrote:

On 2/7/2017 12:16 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

No, I just prefer ****ing whites.


Brits are pasty-white and look like a big fat pile of mashed potatoes.

Not if they have a decent tan.


I thought those were the Jamaicans. Or did you have Dil from 'The Crying
Game' in mind?

On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 05:31:37 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 02/07/2017 12:26 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 07 Feb 2017 18:54:33 -0000, Reverend Harry Hardwick
wrote:

On 2/7/2017 12:16 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

No, I just prefer ****ing whites.


Brits are pasty-white and look like a big fat pile of mashed potatoes.

Not if they have a decent tan.


I thought those were the Jamaicans. Or did you have Dil from 'The Crying
Game' in mind?

No, just any Brit who goes in the sun.

--
The German for nipple is "Brustwarze" - or "breast wart".

On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 15:41:34 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:


No, just any Brit who goes in the sun.

You have to leave the UK for that tho. It is why you used to have
colonies I guess.

On 08/02/2017 16:19, wrote:
On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 15:41:34 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:


No, just any Brit who goes in the sun.

You have to leave the UK for that tho. It is why you used to have
colonies I guess.

Top temp last summer in the UK was 37C.
Many days it was over 25C and several over 30C.
The average temperature in England from June through to August is 21 - 22C.

On Wed, 8 Feb 2017 16:42:02 +0000, Bod wrote:

On 08/02/2017 16:19, wrote:
On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 15:41:34 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:


No, just any Brit who goes in the sun.

You have to leave the UK for that tho. It is why you used to have
colonies I guess.

Top temp last summer in the UK was 37C.
Many days it was over 25C and several over 30C.
The average temperature in England from June through to August is 21 - 22C.

We may hit 28-19C today (Feb 08) and it was 30 last week.
21-22 is called a cool winter day here although once or twice a decade
it may get down to 2 or 3 at night.

On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 18:44:55 -0000, wrote:

On Wed, 8 Feb 2017 16:42:02 +0000, Bod wrote:

On 08/02/2017 16:19, wrote:
On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 15:41:34 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:


No, just any Brit who goes in the sun.

You have to leave the UK for that tho. It is why you used to have
colonies I guess.

Top temp last summer in the UK was 37C.
Many days it was over 25C and several over 30C.
The average temperature in England from June through to August is 21 - 22C.

We may hit 28-19C today (Feb 08) and it was 30 last week.
21-22 is called a cool winter day here although once or twice a decade
it may get down to 2 or 3 at night.

You don't need that much sun for a tan.

--
Peter is listening to "DJ Felli Fel - Feel it"

On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 18:47:49 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 18:44:55 -0000, wrote:

On Wed, 8 Feb 2017 16:42:02 +0000, Bod wrote:

On 08/02/2017 16:19, wrote:
On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 15:41:34 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:


No, just any Brit who goes in the sun.

You have to leave the UK for that tho. It is why you used to have
colonies I guess.

Top temp last summer in the UK was 37C.
Many days it was over 25C and several over 30C.
The average temperature in England from June through to August is 21 - 22C.

We may hit 28-19C today (Feb 08) and it was 30 last week.
21-22 is called a cool winter day here although once or twice a decade
it may get down to 2 or 3 at night.

You don't need that much sun for a tan.

It needs to be warm enough to take your clothes off.

On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 18:59:14 -0000, wrote:

On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 18:47:49 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 18:44:55 -0000, wrote:

On Wed, 8 Feb 2017 16:42:02 +0000, Bod wrote:

On 08/02/2017 16:19, wrote:
On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 15:41:34 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:


No, just any Brit who goes in the sun.

You have to leave the UK for that tho. It is why you used to have
colonies I guess.

Top temp last summer in the UK was 37C.
Many days it was over 25C and several over 30C.
The average temperature in England from June through to August is 21 - 22C.

We may hit 28-19C today (Feb 08) and it was 30 last week.
21-22 is called a cool winter day here although once or twice a decade
it may get down to 2 or 3 at night.

You don't need that much sun for a tan.

It needs to be warm enough to take your clothes off.

Bod quoted 21-22C for three months of the year. That's more than warm enough for nudity. In fact it's precisely what people call "room temperature". Add the sun's radiant heat to that, and it's very comfortable.

--
A Catholic boy in confession says, €œBless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister.€�
€œThat's a disgrace,€� said the priest, €œespecially when you have two gorgeous younger brothers.€�

On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 19:05:07 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 18:59:14 -0000, wrote:

On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 18:47:49 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 18:44:55 -0000, wrote:

On Wed, 8 Feb 2017 16:42:02 +0000, Bod wrote:

On 08/02/2017 16:19, wrote:
On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 15:41:34 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:


No, just any Brit who goes in the sun.

You have to leave the UK for that tho. It is why you used to have
colonies I guess.

Top temp last summer in the UK was 37C.
Many days it was over 25C and several over 30C.
The average temperature in England from June through to August is 21 - 22C.

We may hit 28-19C today (Feb 08) and it was 30 last week.
21-22 is called a cool winter day here although once or twice a decade
it may get down to 2 or 3 at night.

You don't need that much sun for a tan.

It needs to be warm enough to take your clothes off.

Bod quoted 21-22C for three months of the year. That's more than warm enough for nudity. In fact it's precisely what people call "room temperature". Add the sun's radiant heat to that, and it's very comfortable.
What do you do for sunshine the other 9 months of the year.

On Thu, 09 Feb 2017 00:14:12 -0000, wrote:

On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 19:05:07 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 18:59:14 -0000, wrote:

On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 18:47:49 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 18:44:55 -0000, wrote:

On Wed, 8 Feb 2017 16:42:02 +0000, Bod wrote:

On 08/02/2017 16:19, wrote:
On Wed, 08 Feb 2017 15:41:34 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:


No, just any Brit who goes in the sun.

You have to leave the UK for that tho. It is why you used to have
colonies I guess.

Top temp last summer in the UK was 37C.
Many days it was over 25C and several over 30C.
The average temperature in England from June through to August is 21 - 22C.

We may hit 28-19C today (Feb 08) and it was 30 last week.
21-22 is called a cool winter day here although once or twice a decade
it may get down to 2 or 3 at night.

You don't need that much sun for a tan.

It needs to be warm enough to take your clothes off.

Bod quoted 21-22C for three months of the year. That's more than warm enough for nudity. In fact it's precisely what people call "room temperature". Add the sun's radiant heat to that, and it's very comfortable.
What do you do for sunshine the other 9 months of the year.

You don't need sunshine for 12 months to be tanned.

--
People used to believe TV sets weighed more when they were switched on, because the instructions stated "always switch off your set before attempting to move it".

James Wilkinson Sword posted for all of us...



On Mon, 06 Feb 2017 21:54:38 -0000, wrote:

On Mon, 06 Feb 2017 21:15:48 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

You're conversing with Americans.
Americans look like this:
https://youtu.be/SfDjvhsdQoo

Or this
http://tinyurl.com/hvkyrym

I am not attracted to blacks.

It's all pink inside. If it's brown turn her around. Or in your case have at
him...

--
Tekkie

On Thu, 09 Feb 2017 20:33:04 -0000, Tekkie® wrote:

James Wilkinson Sword posted for all of us...



On Mon, 06 Feb 2017 21:54:38 -0000, wrote:

On Mon, 06 Feb 2017 21:15:48 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

You're conversing with Americans.
Americans look like this:
https://youtu.be/SfDjvhsdQoo

Or this
http://tinyurl.com/hvkyrym

I am not attracted to blacks.

It's all pink inside. If it's brown turn her around.

You mean inside out. I don't find the insides of a person sexually attractive.

Or in your case have at him...

Huh?

--
A bunch of lawyers were sitting around the office playing poker.
€œI win!€� says Johnson at which point Henderson throws down his cards. €œThats it! I've had it! Johnson is cheating!!!€�
€œHow can you tell?€� Phillips asked.
€œThose aren't the cards I dealt him!€�

On Thu, 9 Feb 2017 15:33:04 -0500, Tekkie® wrote:

James Wilkinson Sword posted for all of us...


I am not attracted to blacks.

It's all pink inside. If it's brown turn her around. Or in your case have at
him...

The brit likes it brown, by cracky.

On Thu, 09 Feb 2017 13:24:31 -0800, Oren wrote:

On Thu, 9 Feb 2017 15:33:04 -0500, Tekkie® wrote:

James Wilkinson Sword posted for all of us...


I am not attracted to blacks.

It's all pink inside. If it's brown turn her around. Or in your case have at
him...

The brit likes it brown, by cracky.

Maybe Willy just wants a well armed pair of white chicks
http://heavyeditorial.files.wordpres...y=65&strip=all

On Fri, 10 Feb 2017 01:21:25 -0000, wrote:

On Thu, 09 Feb 2017 13:24:31 -0800, Oren wrote:

On Thu, 9 Feb 2017 15:33:04 -0500, Tekkie® wrote:

James Wilkinson Sword posted for all of us...


I am not attracted to blacks.

It's all pink inside. If it's brown turn her around. Or in your case have at
him...

The brit likes it brown, by cracky.

Maybe Willy just wants a well armed pair of white chicks
http://heavyeditorial.files.wordpres...y=65&strip=all

I can't decide which one I want, so I'll take both.

--
In the Nintendo GameCube instruction manual:
"Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury"

On Thu, 09 Feb 2017 20:21:25 -0500, wrote:

On Thu, 09 Feb 2017 13:24:31 -0800, Oren wrote:

On Thu, 9 Feb 2017 15:33:04 -0500, Tekkie® wrote:

James Wilkinson Sword posted for all of us...


I am not attracted to blacks.

It's all pink inside. If it's brown turn her around. Or in your case have at
him...

The brit likes it brown, by cracky.

Maybe Willy just wants a well armed pair of white chicks
http://heavyeditorial.files.wordpres...y=65&strip=all

I wouldn't kick them out of bed unless they wanted to do it on the
floor.

On Fri, 10 Feb 2017 02:51:37 -0000, Oren wrote:

On Thu, 09 Feb 2017 20:21:25 -0500, wrote:

On Thu, 09 Feb 2017 13:24:31 -0800, Oren wrote:

On Thu, 9 Feb 2017 15:33:04 -0500, Tekkie® wrote:

James Wilkinson Sword posted for all of us...


I am not attracted to blacks.

It's all pink inside. If it's brown turn her around. Or in your case have at
him...

The brit likes it brown, by cracky.

Maybe Willy just wants a well armed pair of white chicks
http://heavyeditorial.files.wordpres...y=65&strip=all

I wouldn't kick them out of bed unless they wanted to do it on the
floor.

What's wrong with the floor?

--
Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or the tiger. The most dangerous animal is a shark riding on an elephant, trampling and eating everything it sees.