On Mon, 06 Feb 2017 16:54:38 -0500, wrote:

On Mon, 06 Feb 2017 21:15:48 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

You're conversing with Americans.
Americans look like this:
https://youtu.be/SfDjvhsdQoo

Or this
http://tinyurl.com/hvkyrym

The Brit would kick her out of bed for having black gun cooties. He
suffers from Hoplophobia -- "irrational aversion to weapons."

Me? I would not kick her out of bed unless she wanted to **** on the
floor. Brits are strange creatures to say the least.