On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 00:57:56 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/21/2017 03:00 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 02:51:56 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/19/2017 06:14 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Most people in Glasgow do speak like that, although the more intelligent
you are, the weaker your accent.

People from Edinburgh sound depressed all the time. When they speak to
you they sound like they're talking about a world war starting the next
day.

A friend spent some time at the u-boat base at Holy Loch. His feeling
was Scottish food, Scottish women, and Scottish climate made two months
submerged in a nuclear submarine in the middle of the ocean look pretty
damn good.

There are plenty hot Scots women.

I'll admit I was disappointed when they killed off Rose Leslie in Game
of Thrones. I liked the little wildling... She doesn't have that washed
out look that a lot of gingers have.

No ginger is ever sexy. They are faulty people, like albinos. Put them all in the sun and watch them burn!

--
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On Sunday, January 22, 2017 at 4:15:09 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 00:57:56 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/21/2017 03:00 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 02:51:56 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/19/2017 06:14 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Most people in Glasgow do speak like that, although the more intelligent
you are, the weaker your accent.

People from Edinburgh sound depressed all the time. When they speak to
you they sound like they're talking about a world war starting the next
day.

A friend spent some time at the u-boat base at Holy Loch. His feeling
was Scottish food, Scottish women, and Scottish climate made two months
submerged in a nuclear submarine in the middle of the ocean look pretty
damn good.

There are plenty hot Scots women.

I'll admit I was disappointed when they killed off Rose Leslie in Game
of Thrones. I liked the little wildling... She doesn't have that washed
out look that a lot of gingers have.

No ginger is ever sexy. They are faulty people, like albinos. Put them all in the sun and watch them burn!
--


How dare you insult red heads?! My paternal ancestors are from Scotland, Ireland and England and carry the red head and Neanderthal genes which are also mixed with all of Northern European people. If you are Caucasian, you have ginger genes in your DNA along with Neanderthal genes. On a basic level, you are a ginger caveman. Live with it! ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Cave Monster

On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:54:43 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Sunday, January 22, 2017 at 4:15:09 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 00:57:56 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/21/2017 03:00 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 02:51:56 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/19/2017 06:14 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Most people in Glasgow do speak like that, although the more intelligent
you are, the weaker your accent.

People from Edinburgh sound depressed all the time. When they speak to
you they sound like they're talking about a world war starting the next
day.

A friend spent some time at the u-boat base at Holy Loch. His feeling
was Scottish food, Scottish women, and Scottish climate made two months
submerged in a nuclear submarine in the middle of the ocean look pretty
damn good.

There are plenty hot Scots women.

I'll admit I was disappointed when they killed off Rose Leslie in Game
of Thrones. I liked the little wildling... She doesn't have that washed
out look that a lot of gingers have.

No ginger is ever sexy. They are faulty people, like albinos. Put them all in the sun and watch them burn!

How dare you insult red heads?! My paternal ancestors are from Scotland, Ireland and England and carry the red head and Neanderthal genes which are also mixed with all of Northern European people. If you are Caucasian, you have ginger genes in your DNA along with Neanderthal genes. On a basic level, you are a ginger caveman. Live with it! ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Cave Monster

Anyone with ginger hair is inferior, they cannot handle the natural phenomenon called the sun. They deserve to catch fire!

--
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Now Britain is full of lazy lard buckets who'll sue for everything they can get if they even stub their toe on something.
I need to find a new country to live in.

On 01/22/2017 03:54 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
How dare you insult red heads?! My paternal ancestors are from Scotland, Ireland and England and carry the red head and Neanderthal genes which are also mixed with all of Northern European people. If you are Caucasian, you have ginger genes in your DNA along with Neanderthal genes. On a basic level, you are a ginger caveman. Live with it! ヽ(ヅ)ノ

My beard used to have sort of a reddish color but time took care of that.

On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 00:43:28 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/22/2017 03:54 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
How dare you insult red heads?! My paternal ancestors are from Scotland, Ireland and England and carry the red head and Neanderthal genes which are also mixed with all of Northern European people. If you are Caucasian, you have ginger genes in your DNA along with Neanderthal genes. On a basic level, you are a ginger caveman. Live with it! ヽ(ヅ)ノ

My beard used to have sort of a reddish color but time took care of that.

Your beard was a different colour to your head?

--
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She'll go zero to sixty-nine in under fifteen seconds."

On 01/22/2017 05:46 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Your beard was a different colour to your head?

Yes.

http://www.newsmax.com/Health/Dr-Hib.../28/id/568108/

My beard wasn't bright red or anything but it had a slightly reddish
tint. There is a mens health link that may be better but they pull the
'you have to disable your adblocker' **** so I was out of there.

On Sunday, January 22, 2017 at 6:12:57 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:54:43 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Sunday, January 22, 2017 at 4:15:09 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 00:57:56 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/21/2017 03:00 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 02:51:56 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/19/2017 06:14 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Most people in Glasgow do speak like that, although the more intelligent
you are, the weaker your accent.

People from Edinburgh sound depressed all the time. When they speak to
you they sound like they're talking about a world war starting the next
day.

A friend spent some time at the u-boat base at Holy Loch. His feeling
was Scottish food, Scottish women, and Scottish climate made two months
submerged in a nuclear submarine in the middle of the ocean look pretty
damn good.

There are plenty hot Scots women.

I'll admit I was disappointed when they killed off Rose Leslie in Game
of Thrones. I liked the little wildling... She doesn't have that washed
out look that a lot of gingers have.

No ginger is ever sexy. They are faulty people, like albinos. Put them all in the sun and watch them burn!

How dare you insult red heads?! My paternal ancestors are from Scotland, Ireland and England and carry the red head and Neanderthal genes which are also mixed with all of Northern European people. If you are Caucasian, you have ginger genes in your DNA along with Neanderthal genes. On a basic level, you are a ginger caveman. Live with it! ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Cave Monster

Anyone with ginger hair is inferior, they cannot handle the natural phenomenon called the sun. They deserve to catch fire!
--


First of all, the Sun is not a phenomenon, it is the source of energy without which there would be little or no life on Earth. Red heads are not the only variety of homo sapiens who can get sunburn. I've a friend who is BLACK, he's not tan or brown, he's BLACK. He's Congo BLACK like a native of that region of the world. In a darkened room, he appears as a Cheshire Cat when he smiles because all you can see are his teeth and whites of his eyes. My friend went to Miami, Florida for some work and thought nothing of working in the sun without a shirt. He received a severe sunburn. He like many people believed that because of his Sub-Saharan African ancestry, he could not get sunburned. It was a big mistake on his part. I felt so sorry for him because he was in obvious pain and seemed to have a pink glow about him. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

Human beings need vitamin D to survive and the way most people get vitamin D is by exposing their skin to sunlight. The farther away from the equator you get, the lighter the skin of the native population especially where there is a lot of cloud cover. Light skin is an evolutionary solution for the need of vitamin D. Those with light skin can get all the vitamin D they need by exposing their hands and face to sunlight in the northern latitudes while they're dressed for cold weather. Caucasians with any hair color need to protect their skin from too much sun exposure especially in equatorial regions of the world because skin damage accumulates over a period of time and skin cancer is a real danger.
Of course you should know all this. I find your hatred of the melanin impaired to be quite bizarre and it smacks of pigmentism. You should be ashamed of yourself. ヽ(à²*_à²*)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Pigmented Monster

On Sunday, January 22, 2017 at 6:42:56 PM UTC-6, rbowman wrote:
On 01/22/2017 03:54 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
How dare you insult red heads?! My paternal ancestors are from Scotland, Ireland and England and carry the red head and Neanderthal genes which are also mixed with all of Northern European people. If you are Caucasian, you have ginger genes in your DNA along with Neanderthal genes. On a basic level, you are a ginger caveman. Live with it! ヽ(ヅ)ノ

My beard used to have sort of a reddish color but time took care of that.

My dad had blond hair and green eyes. My mother had black hair and brown eyes. Me and my sibling have brown eyes since that's the dominant gene. My maternal Italian grandfather had brown eyes, black hair and a red beard. My father's side of the family were the Hillbillies who were the Scotch/Irish or Ulster Scots with blue and green eyes plus various shades of hair color from brown to blond to red. When I was a young man, I had brown hair, a black beard and a lighter colored mustache. If I spent a lot of time around the swimming pool, I'd wind up with blond streaks in my hair. People would ask me what I put on my hair to get the blond streaks and my answer was,"Photons". Genetics is a funny business. My older sister and husband both had brown eyes and hair. Their first born had blue eyes and blond hair. Their second son had brown eyes and black hair. I come from a kaleidoscopic family which can be very entertaining and is why I say I'm everyone's cousin. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Mixed Monster

On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 04:56:38 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/22/2017 05:46 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Your beard was a different colour to your head?

Yes.

http://www.newsmax.com/Health/Dr-Hib.../28/id/568108/

My beard wasn't bright red or anything but it had a slightly reddish
tint.

It must be pretty unusual, I've never seen anyone with a beard a different colour to their hair. Apart from old folk, where the going grey happens at a different rate.

There is a mens health link that may be better but they pull the
'you have to disable your adblocker' **** so I was out of there.

That one still asked me to in a banner. Mind you, a site I visit frequently does that, so I just blocked the please unblock notice.

--
"The Ten Commandments contain 297 words.
The Bill of Rights is stated in 463 words.
Lincoln's Gettysburg Address contains 266 words.
A recent federal directive to regulate the price of cabbage contains 26,911 words." -- Atlanta Journal

On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 08:21:20 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Sunday, January 22, 2017 at 6:12:57 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:54:43 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Sunday, January 22, 2017 at 4:15:09 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 00:57:56 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/21/2017 03:00 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 02:51:56 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/19/2017 06:14 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Most people in Glasgow do speak like that, although the more intelligent
you are, the weaker your accent.

People from Edinburgh sound depressed all the time. When they speak to
you they sound like they're talking about a world war starting the next
day.

A friend spent some time at the u-boat base at Holy Loch. His feeling
was Scottish food, Scottish women, and Scottish climate made two months
submerged in a nuclear submarine in the middle of the ocean look pretty
damn good.

There are plenty hot Scots women.

I'll admit I was disappointed when they killed off Rose Leslie in Game
of Thrones. I liked the little wildling... She doesn't have that washed
out look that a lot of gingers have.

No ginger is ever sexy. They are faulty people, like albinos. Put them all in the sun and watch them burn!

How dare you insult red heads?! My paternal ancestors are from Scotland, Ireland and England and carry the red head and Neanderthal genes which are also mixed with all of Northern European people. If you are Caucasian, you have ginger genes in your DNA along with Neanderthal genes. On a basic level, you are a ginger caveman. Live with it! ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Cave Monster

Anyone with ginger hair is inferior, they cannot handle the natural phenomenon called the sun. They deserve to catch fire!
--


First of all, the Sun is not a phenomenon, it is the source of energy without which there would be little or no life on Earth.

"Phenomenon" = "a fact or situation that is observed to exist or happen"

Red heads are not the only variety of homo sapiens who can get sunburn..

They get it about 5 times faster.

I've a friend who is BLACK, he's not tan or brown, he's BLACK. He's Congo BLACK like a native of that region of the world. In a darkened room, he appears as a Cheshire Cat when he smiles because all you can see are his teeth and whites of his eyes. My friend went to Miami, Florida for some work and thought nothing of working in the sun without a shirt. He received a severe sunburn. He like many people believed that because of his Sub-Saharan African ancestry, he could not get sunburned. It was a big mistake on his part. I felt so sorry for him because he was in obvious pain and seemed to have a pink glow about him. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

Then he is most unusual. Blacks naturally live outdoors in the sun all day. It's the reason they're black. To defend against the sun.

Human beings need vitamin D to survive and the way most people get vitamin D is by exposing their skin to sunlight. The farther away from the equator you get, the lighter the skin of the native population especially where there is a lot of cloud cover. Light skin is an evolutionary solution for the need of vitamin D. Those with light skin can get all the vitamin D they need by exposing their hands and face to sunlight in the northern latitudes while they're dressed for cold weather. Caucasians with any hair color need to protect their skin from too much sun exposure especially in equatorial regions of the world because skin damage accumulates over a period of time and skin cancer is a real danger.
Of course you should know all this. I find your hatred of the melanin impaired to be quite bizarre and it smacks of pigmentism. You should be ashamed of yourself. ヽ(à²*_à²*)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Pigmented Monster

Funny, I don't use suncream at all, and never wear a tshirt. I don't get cancer or burnt.

--
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 08:48:10 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Sunday, January 22, 2017 at 6:42:56 PM UTC-6, rbowman wrote:
On 01/22/2017 03:54 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
How dare you insult red heads?! My paternal ancestors are from Scotland, Ireland and England and carry the red head and Neanderthal genes which are also mixed with all of Northern European people. If you are Caucasian, you have ginger genes in your DNA along with Neanderthal genes. On a basic level, you are a ginger caveman. Live with it! ヽ(ヅ)ノ

My beard used to have sort of a reddish color but time took care of that.

My dad had blond hair and green eyes. My mother had black hair and brown eyes. Me and my sibling have brown eyes since that's the dominant gene. My maternal Italian grandfather had brown eyes, black hair and a red beard. My father's side of the family were the Hillbillies who were the Scotch/Irish or Ulster Scots with blue and green eyes plus various shades of hair color from brown to blond to red. When I was a young man, I had brown hair, a black beard and a lighter colored mustache. If I spent a lot of time around the swimming pool, I'd wind up with blond streaks in my hair. People would ask me what I put on my hair to get the blond streaks and my answer was,"Photons". Genetics is a funny business. My older sister and husband both had brown eyes and hair. Their first born had blue eyes and blond hair. Their second son had brown eyes and black hair. I come from a kaleidoscopic family which can be very entertaining and is why I say I'm everyone's cousin. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Mixed Monster

You sound like a right crossbred mongrel :-)

--
When I told my mum I was going to buy a motorbike she went crazy:
"Don't you remember what happened to your brother? He was killed on one! Why would you want to buy one when you could just have his?"

On Monday, January 23, 2017 at 3:01:53 PM UTC-5, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 04:56:38 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/22/2017 05:46 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Your beard was a different colour to your head?

Yes.

http://www.newsmax.com/Health/Dr-Hib.../28/id/568108/

My beard wasn't bright red or anything but it had a slightly reddish
tint.

It must be pretty unusual, I've never seen anyone with a beard a different colour to their hair. Apart from old folk, where the going grey happens at a different rate.

You must be pretty unobservant. Every beard I've seen has had a
mixture of hair colors in it. That's why fake beards in the movies
look so bad.

Cindy Hamilton

On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 14:13:37 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
wrote:

It must be pretty unusual, I've never seen anyone with a beard a different colour to their hair. Apart from old folk, where the going grey happens at a different rate.

You must be pretty unobservant. Every beard I've seen has had a
mixture of hair colors in it. That's why fake beards in the movies
look so bad.

The brit has never seen where a woman's curtains didn't match the
carpet?

On Monday, January 23, 2017 at 3:06:20 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 08:48:10 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Sunday, January 22, 2017 at 6:42:56 PM UTC-6, rbowman wrote:
On 01/22/2017 03:54 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
How dare you insult red heads?! My paternal ancestors are from Scotland, Ireland and England and carry the red head and Neanderthal genes which are also mixed with all of Northern European people. If you are Caucasian, you have ginger genes in your DNA along with Neanderthal genes. On a basic level, you are a ginger caveman. Live with it! ヽ(ヅ)ノ

My beard used to have sort of a reddish color but time took care of that.

My dad had blond hair and green eyes. My mother had black hair and brown eyes. Me and my sibling have brown eyes since that's the dominant gene. My maternal Italian grandfather had brown eyes, black hair and a red beard. My father's side of the family were the Hillbillies who were the Scotch/Irish or Ulster Scots with blue and green eyes plus various shades of hair color from brown to blond to red. When I was a young man, I had brown hair, a black beard and a lighter colored mustache. If I spent a lot of time around the swimming pool, I'd wind up with blond streaks in my hair. People would ask me what I put on my hair to get the blond streaks and my answer was,"Photons". Genetics is a funny business. My older sister and husband both had brown eyes and hair. Their first born had blue eyes and blond hair. Their second son had brown eyes and black hair. I come from a kaleidoscopic family which can be very entertaining and is why I say I'm everyone's cousin. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Mixed Monster

You sound like a right crossbred mongrel :-)
--


If you're a native of England, you have Italian and Viking in your genetic background along with anything else an English soldier/sailor mated with or anyone who mated with and invader. Being an island hasn't shielded England from gene mixing. I traced an ancestor back to 1700's London so we're cousins whether you like it or not. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Related Monster

On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 00:24:23 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Monday, January 23, 2017 at 3:06:20 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 08:48:10 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Sunday, January 22, 2017 at 6:42:56 PM UTC-6, rbowman wrote:
On 01/22/2017 03:54 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
How dare you insult red heads?! My paternal ancestors are from Scotland, Ireland and England and carry the red head and Neanderthal genes which are also mixed with all of Northern European people. If you are Caucasian, you have ginger genes in your DNA along with Neanderthal genes. On a basic level, you are a ginger caveman. Live with it! ヽ(ヅ)ノ

My beard used to have sort of a reddish color but time took care of that.

My dad had blond hair and green eyes. My mother had black hair and brown eyes. Me and my sibling have brown eyes since that's the dominant gene. My maternal Italian grandfather had brown eyes, black hair and a red beard. My father's side of the family were the Hillbillies who were the Scotch/Irish or Ulster Scots with blue and green eyes plus various shades of hair color from brown to blond to red. When I was a young man, I had brown hair, a black beard and a lighter colored mustache. If I spent a lot of time around the swimming pool, I'd wind up with blond streaks in my hair. People would ask me what I put on my hair to get the blond streaks and my answer was,"Photons". Genetics is a funny business. My older sister and husband both had brown eyes and hair. Their first born had blue eyes and blond hair. Their second son had brown eyes and black hair. I come from a kaleidoscopic family which can be very entertaining and is why I say I'm everyone's cousin. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Mixed Monster

You sound like a right crossbred mongrel :-)
--


If you're a native of England, you have Italian and Viking in your genetic background along with anything else an English soldier/sailor mated with or anyone who mated with and invader. Being an island hasn't shielded England from gene mixing. I traced an ancestor back to 1700's London so we're cousins whether you like it or not. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Related Monster

Long way off, I just look 2 levels up. I am 1/4 Swedish, 1/4 Cockney (London), 1/2 Yorkshire (North England).

--
"Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours." -- Yogi Berra

On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:24:21 -0000, Oren wrote:

On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 14:13:37 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
wrote:

It must be pretty unusual, I've never seen anyone with a beard a different colour to their hair. Apart from old folk, where the going grey happens at a different rate.

You must be pretty unobservant. Every beard I've seen has had a
mixture of hair colors in it. That's why fake beards in the movies
look so bad.

The brit has never seen where a woman's curtains didn't match the
carpet?

Most women shave it.

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However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced

On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:13:37 -0000, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

On Monday, January 23, 2017 at 3:01:53 PM UTC-5, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 04:56:38 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/22/2017 05:46 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Your beard was a different colour to your head?

Yes.

http://www.newsmax.com/Health/Dr-Hib.../28/id/568108/

My beard wasn't bright red or anything but it had a slightly reddish
tint.

It must be pretty unusual, I've never seen anyone with a beard a different colour to their hair. Apart from old folk, where the going grey happens at a different rate.

You must be pretty unobservant. Every beard I've seen has had a
mixture of hair colors in it. That's why fake beards in the movies
look so bad.

Never seen a beard like that, seen plenty that are the same colour (precisely) as the top of the head. I guess yanks are weird.

--
Britney Spears is pregnant. She plans to breast feed.
In other words, the child will have an abundant supply of artificial milk.

On 01/23/2017 02:05 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Then he is most unusual. Blacks naturally live outdoors in the sun all
day. It's the reason they're black. To defend against the sun.

In the summer when I'm wearing black jeans, a black t-shirt, a black
textile jacket, a black helmet, and sitting on a black Harley I'm not
too sure about that 'defend against the sun' ****.

On 01/23/2017 06:03 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Never seen a beard like that, seen plenty that are the same colour
(precisely) as the top of the head. I guess yanks are weird.

Only the ones that descended from Brits.

On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 18:50:42 -0700, rbowman
wrote:

On 01/23/2017 06:03 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Never seen a beard like that, seen plenty that are the same colour
(precisely) as the top of the head. I guess yanks are weird.

Only the ones that descended from Brits.

We've spent 200 years trying to get the Brit blood out our bloodline.
Years of gentile breeding, ya know.

On Monday, January 23, 2017 at 6:59:42 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 00:24:23 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Monday, January 23, 2017 at 3:06:20 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 08:48:10 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Sunday, January 22, 2017 at 6:42:56 PM UTC-6, rbowman wrote:
On 01/22/2017 03:54 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
How dare you insult red heads?! My paternal ancestors are from Scotland, Ireland and England and carry the red head and Neanderthal genes which are also mixed with all of Northern European people. If you are Caucasian, you have ginger genes in your DNA along with Neanderthal genes. On a basic level, you are a ginger caveman. Live with it! ヽ(ヅ)ノ

My beard used to have sort of a reddish color but time took care of that.

My dad had blond hair and green eyes. My mother had black hair and brown eyes. Me and my sibling have brown eyes since that's the dominant gene.. My maternal Italian grandfather had brown eyes, black hair and a red beard. My father's side of the family were the Hillbillies who were the Scotch/Irish or Ulster Scots with blue and green eyes plus various shades of hair color from brown to blond to red. When I was a young man, I had brown hair, a black beard and a lighter colored mustache. If I spent a lot of time around the swimming pool, I'd wind up with blond streaks in my hair. People would ask me what I put on my hair to get the blond streaks and my answer was,"Photons". Genetics is a funny business. My older sister and husband both had brown eyes and hair. Their first born had blue eyes and blond hair. Their second son had brown eyes and black hair. I come from a kaleidoscopic family which can be very entertaining and is why I say I'm everyone's cousin. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Mixed Monster

You sound like a right crossbred mongrel :-)
--


If you're a native of England, you have Italian and Viking in your genetic background along with anything else an English soldier/sailor mated with or anyone who mated with and invader. Being an island hasn't shielded England from gene mixing. I traced an ancestor back to 1700's London so we're cousins whether you like it or not. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Related Monster

Long way off, I just look 2 levels up. I am 1/4 Swedish, 1/4 Cockney (London), 1/2 Yorkshire (North England).
--


You don't recall your history. I do believe the Romans were all over Britain centuries ago. There's a little Italian in everyone. If I had some spare cash, I'd get a genetic test done by one of the testing services to see where my genes have been. Nothing would surprise me because my ancestors mated with everything in sight. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Mated Monster

On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 01:45:55 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/23/2017 02:05 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Then he is most unusual. Blacks naturally live outdoors in the sun all
day. It's the reason they're black. To defend against the sun.

In the summer when I'm wearing black jeans, a black t-shirt, a black
textile jacket, a black helmet, and sitting on a black Harley I'm not
too sure about that 'defend against the sun' ****.

Well you don't get sunburn do you?

--
Bakers trade bread recipes on a kneadtoknow basis.

On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 01:50:42 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/23/2017 06:03 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Never seen a beard like that, seen plenty that are the same colour
(precisely) as the top of the head. I guess yanks are weird.

Only the ones that descended from Brits.

So how come Brits have monocolour beards and hair?

--
Excuse me, are you reading that paper you're sitting on?

On 01/24/2017 06:56 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 01:50:42 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/23/2017 06:03 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Never seen a beard like that, seen plenty that are the same colour
(precisely) as the top of the head. I guess yanks are weird.

Only the ones that descended from Brits.

So how come Brits have monocolour beards and hair?

Ask Christian Bale.

On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 03:25:07 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Monday, January 23, 2017 at 6:59:42 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 00:24:23 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Monday, January 23, 2017 at 3:06:20 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 08:48:10 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Sunday, January 22, 2017 at 6:42:56 PM UTC-6, rbowman wrote:
On 01/22/2017 03:54 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
How dare you insult red heads?! My paternal ancestors are from Scotland, Ireland and England and carry the red head and Neanderthal genes which are also mixed with all of Northern European people. If you are Caucasian, you have ginger genes in your DNA along with Neanderthal genes. On a basic level, you are a ginger caveman. Live with it! ヽ(ヅ)ノ

My beard used to have sort of a reddish color but time took care of that.

My dad had blond hair and green eyes. My mother had black hair and brown eyes. Me and my sibling have brown eyes since that's the dominant gene. My maternal Italian grandfather had brown eyes, black hair and a red beard. My father's side of the family were the Hillbillies who were the Scotch/Irish or Ulster Scots with blue and green eyes plus various shades of hair color from brown to blond to red. When I was a young man, I had brown hair, a black beard and a lighter colored mustache. If I spent a lot of time around the swimming pool, I'd wind up with blond streaks in my hair. People would ask me what I put on my hair to get the blond streaks and my answer was,"Photons". Genetics is a funny business. My older sister and husband both had brown eyes and hair. Their first born had blue eyes and blond hair. Their second son had brown eyes and black hair. I come from a kaleidoscopic family which can be very entertaining and is why I say I'm everyone's cousin. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Mixed Monster

You sound like a right crossbred mongrel :-)
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If you're a native of England, you have Italian and Viking in your genetic background along with anything else an English soldier/sailor mated with or anyone who mated with and invader. Being an island hasn't shielded England from gene mixing. I traced an ancestor back to 1700's London so we're cousins whether you like it or not. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Related Monster

Long way off, I just look 2 levels up. I am 1/4 Swedish, 1/4 Cockney (London), 1/2 Yorkshire (North England).
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You don't recall your history. I do believe the Romans were all over Britain centuries ago. There's a little Italian in everyone. If I had some spare cash, I'd get a genetic test done by one of the testing services to see where my genes have been. Nothing would surprise me because my ancestors mated with everything in sight. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Mated Monster

No point in looking that far back. Everything is diluted and removed by socialisation.

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On Tuesday, January 24, 2017 at 2:39:20 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 03:25:07 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Monday, January 23, 2017 at 6:59:42 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 00:24:23 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Monday, January 23, 2017 at 3:06:20 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 08:48:10 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Sunday, January 22, 2017 at 6:42:56 PM UTC-6, rbowman wrote:
On 01/22/2017 03:54 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
How dare you insult red heads?! My paternal ancestors are from Scotland, Ireland and England and carry the red head and Neanderthal genes which are also mixed with all of Northern European people. If you are Caucasian, you have ginger genes in your DNA along with Neanderthal genes. On a basic level, you are a ginger caveman. Live with it! ヽ(ヅ)ノ

My beard used to have sort of a reddish color but time took care of that.

My dad had blond hair and green eyes. My mother had black hair and brown eyes. Me and my sibling have brown eyes since that's the dominant gene. My maternal Italian grandfather had brown eyes, black hair and a red beard. My father's side of the family were the Hillbillies who were the Scotch/Irish or Ulster Scots with blue and green eyes plus various shades of hair color from brown to blond to red. When I was a young man, I had brown hair, a black beard and a lighter colored mustache. If I spent a lot of time around the swimming pool, I'd wind up with blond streaks in my hair. People would ask me what I put on my hair to get the blond streaks and my answer was,"Photons". Genetics is a funny business. My older sister and husband both had brown eyes and hair. Their first born had blue eyes and blond hair. Their second son had brown eyes and black hair. I come from a kaleidoscopic family which can be very entertaining and is why I say I'm everyone's cousin. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Mixed Monster

You sound like a right crossbred mongrel :-)
--
If you're a native of England, you have Italian and Viking in your genetic background along with anything else an English soldier/sailor mated with or anyone who mated with and invader. Being an island hasn't shielded England from gene mixing. I traced an ancestor back to 1700's London so we're cousins whether you like it or not. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Related Monster

Long way off, I just look 2 levels up. I am 1/4 Swedish, 1/4 Cockney (London), 1/2 Yorkshire (North England).
--
You don't recall your history. I do believe the Romans were all over Britain centuries ago. There's a little Italian in everyone. If I had some spare cash, I'd get a genetic test done by one of the testing services to see where my genes have been. Nothing would surprise me because my ancestors mated with everything in sight. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Mated Monster

No point in looking that far back. Everything is diluted and removed by socialisation.
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If you had a genetic test run on you, I'll wager there is some African in your genes. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Testy Monster

On 01/24/2017 01:39 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

No point in looking that far back. Everything is diluted and removed by
socialisation.

I skipped kindergarten so I am inadequately socialized.

On 01/24/2017 02:10 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
If you had a genetic test run on you, I'll wager there is some African in your genes. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

I did the 23andMe thing out of curiosity. My mtDNA came back as M1,
which is associated with Berbers while my Y is I1, which is heavily
represented in Scandinavia. Cross a Berber with a Viking and you get one
mean son of a bitch....

M1 is an interesting one. The theory is a group migrated east out of
Africa into Asia where the M mutation started. The various M subclades
are found in India and the Far East. Except for M1. So to make the
theory work, a group had to have gotten homesick and went back to north
Africa. It's relatively rare but a large study in Scotland picked up a
small percentage and it shows up infrequently in the rest of Europe.

In one forum people were griping that 23andMe always throws in a percent
or two of Ashkenazi genes but I scored 0% on that one.

It was interesting but when you get back to haplotypes that were formed
10 or 20 thousand years ago how they wound up where they are now
involves a lot of Just So stories and the more recent assignments are
pretty vague.

On Tuesday, January 24, 2017 at 9:55:23 PM UTC-6, rbowman wrote:
On 01/24/2017 02:10 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
If you had a genetic test run on you, I'll wager there is some African in your genes. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

I did the 23andMe thing out of curiosity. My mtDNA came back as M1,
which is associated with Berbers while my Y is I1, which is heavily
represented in Scandinavia. Cross a Berber with a Viking and you get one
mean son of a bitch....

M1 is an interesting one. The theory is a group migrated east out of
Africa into Asia where the M mutation started. The various M subclades
are found in India and the Far East. Except for M1. So to make the
theory work, a group had to have gotten homesick and went back to north
Africa. It's relatively rare but a large study in Scotland picked up a
small percentage and it shows up infrequently in the rest of Europe.

In one forum people were griping that 23andMe always throws in a percent
or two of Ashkenazi genes but I scored 0% on that one.

It was interesting but when you get back to haplotypes that were formed
10 or 20 thousand years ago how they wound up where they are now
involves a lot of Just So stories and the more recent assignments are
pretty vague.

From what I've read, all Caucasians have some Neanderthal genes in their double helix. Hummm, Redneck Caveman. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Cave Monster

On 01/25/2017 04:54 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
From what I've read, all Caucasians have some Neanderthal genes in their double helix. Hummm, Redneck Caveman. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

23andMe claims I have about 3.5%, but I think I have more. The pickup
has a tattered bumper sticker that says 'Neanderthal and Proud' leftover
from the Earth First! days.

On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 14:41:04 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/24/2017 06:56 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 01:50:42 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/23/2017 06:03 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Never seen a beard like that, seen plenty that are the same colour
(precisely) as the top of the head. I guess yanks are weird.

Only the ones that descended from Brits.

So how come Brits have monocolour beards and hair?

Ask Christian Bale.

My goodness me, you've found a single example of a freak with slightly different shades of hair.

--
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On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 03:30:43 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/24/2017 01:39 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

No point in looking that far back. Everything is diluted and removed by
socialisation.

I skipped kindergarten so I am inadequately socialized.

Socialisation happens after school. During school, you're brainwashed and beat people up.

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Money can't buy you true love.
It does however put you in a good bargaining position.

On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 21:10:03 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Tuesday, January 24, 2017 at 2:39:20 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 03:25:07 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Monday, January 23, 2017 at 6:59:42 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 00:24:23 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Monday, January 23, 2017 at 3:06:20 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 08:48:10 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Sunday, January 22, 2017 at 6:42:56 PM UTC-6, rbowman wrote:
On 01/22/2017 03:54 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
How dare you insult red heads?! My paternal ancestors are from Scotland, Ireland and England and carry the red head and Neanderthal genes which are also mixed with all of Northern European people. If you are Caucasian, you have ginger genes in your DNA along with Neanderthal genes. On a basic level, you are a ginger caveman. Live with it! ヽ(ヅ)ノ

My beard used to have sort of a reddish color but time took care of that.

My dad had blond hair and green eyes. My mother had black hair and brown eyes. Me and my sibling have brown eyes since that's the dominant gene. My maternal Italian grandfather had brown eyes, black hair and a red beard. My father's side of the family were the Hillbillies who were the Scotch/Irish or Ulster Scots with blue and green eyes plus various shades of hair color from brown to blond to red. When I was a young man, I had brown hair, a black beard and a lighter colored mustache. If I spent a lot of time around the swimming pool, I'd wind up with blond streaks in my hair. People would ask me what I put on my hair to get the blond streaks and my answer was,"Photons". Genetics is a funny business. My older sister and husband both had brown eyes and hair. Their first born had blue eyes and blond hair. Their second son had brown eyes and black hair. I come from a kaleidoscopic family which can be very entertaining and is why I say I'm everyone's cousin. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Mixed Monster

You sound like a right crossbred mongrel :-)
--
If you're a native of England, you have Italian and Viking in your genetic background along with anything else an English soldier/sailor mated with or anyone who mated with and invader. Being an island hasn't shielded England from gene mixing. I traced an ancestor back to 1700's London so we're cousins whether you like it or not. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Related Monster

Long way off, I just look 2 levels up. I am 1/4 Swedish, 1/4 Cockney (London), 1/2 Yorkshire (North England).
--
You don't recall your history. I do believe the Romans were all over Britain centuries ago. There's a little Italian in everyone. If I had some spare cash, I'd get a genetic test done by one of the testing services to see where my genes have been. Nothing would surprise me because my ancestors mated with everything in sight. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Mated Monster

No point in looking that far back. Everything is diluted and removed by socialisation.
--


If you had a genetic test run on you, I'll wager there is some African in your genes. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Testy Monster

Not enough to mean anything.

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An old black-and-white photograph of a man milking a cow was sent to a photo-finishing company.
The man was sitting behind the cow, and all that was visible of him were his legs and feet.
A note accompanying the order read: "This is the only picture I have of my great grandfather. Please move the cow so I can see what he looked like."

On 01/25/2017 11:46 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

My goodness me, you've found a single example of a freak with slightly
different shades of hair.

Right. It took a two minute search for a Brit with a high enough profile
to get photographed.

On Thu, 26 Jan 2017 04:58:46 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/25/2017 11:46 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

My goodness me, you've found a single example of a freak with slightly
different shades of hair.

Right. It took a two minute search for a Brit with a high enough profile
to get photographed.

If you type british beard into google images, most have matching colours.

--
Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.
Madam: I think so, too. This is a brothel.

On Wed, 11 Jan 2017 11:42:57 -0000, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

On Wednesday, January 11, 2017 at 5:07:13 AM UTC-5, Bod wrote:
On 11/01/2017 09:44, Thomas wrote:
Get your automatic telephone targeting app. ATT.
Face recognition.

From now on, people will be very wary when someone gets their iPhone
out to make even an innocent phone call.

Good. I'm tired of seeing those zombies walking around all the
time on the phone. Used to be only schizophrenics talked to
themselves in public.

If I see someone having a conversation on a hands free (so they look like they're talking to thin air), I join in the conversation. It really annoys them.

--
I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.

On Wed, 11 Jan 2017 15:56:16 -0000, wrote:

On Wed, 11 Jan 2017 04:15:48 -0500, Maxwell Smart
wrote:

On 01/11/2017 04:07 AM, Bod wrote:
Police are on high alert as a foldable gun which looks like an iPhone is set to go on sale within weeks.

The handgun €“ which has already had12,000 pre-orders - is disguised as a smartphone but can unfold into a deadly weapon at the press of a button.

European police are being warned to look out for the guns which are expected to be illegally imported into the continent and appear on streets soon.

The 9mm double-barrelled pistol has been made by American firm Ideal Conceal and costs £325 ($395) €“ well below the cost of the latest Apple iPhone, the Times reported.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world...-a3437591.html


Awesome! Does it work on Verizon network?

Can you hear me now mother ****er!
I just hope it doesn't fire in your pocket like a Samsung.

BTW this sounds like bull**** to me. An I-phone has not been as thick
as a 9mm cartridge in a barrel for close to a decade. Now if this was
disguised as an old flip phone I might believe it but I still doubt it
would trick anyone who actually looked at it or picked it up.

Irrelevant when someone is holding it 20 feet from you.

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New here? Pull up a chair and we'll plug you in.

On Mon, 06 Feb 2017 17:07:53 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:


BTW this sounds like bull**** to me. An I-phone has not been as thick
as a 9mm cartridge in a barrel for close to a decade. Now if this was
disguised as an old flip phone I might believe it but I still doubt it
would trick anyone who actually looked at it or picked it up.

Irrelevant when someone is holding it 20 feet from you.

It just gives the cops another excuse to shoot people holding a phone.

On Mon, 06 Feb 2017 17:48:39 -0000, wrote:

On Mon, 06 Feb 2017 17:07:53 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:


BTW this sounds like bull**** to me. An I-phone has not been as thick
as a 9mm cartridge in a barrel for close to a decade. Now if this was
disguised as an old flip phone I might believe it but I still doubt it
would trick anyone who actually looked at it or picked it up.

Irrelevant when someone is holding it 20 feet from you.

It just gives the cops another excuse to shoot people holding a phone.

Cops here only get annoyed if you do that while driving. They seem to think people can't do two things at once. Just because they're thick as two short planks doesn't mean the rest of us are.

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A. Depth perception.

On Wed, 11 Jan 2017 17:00:46 -0000, Bod wrote:

On 11/01/2017 15:27, FromTheRafters wrote:
Bod used his keyboard to write :
On 11/01/2017 14:46, FromTheRafters wrote:
Bod brought next idea :
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world...-a3437591.html






Consider the potential for illegal gun ownership by criminals and
the
need for more citizens to protect themselves from being
victimized by
their violent crimes. Now you have you answer from above of why the
need
to carry a gun in public.


Have you personally had a gun drawn on you at all?

Yes, several times, once by cops. Now it seems that they have
legitimate
concerns when someone pulls out a phone. Next protocol will be for
them
to only 'return fire' just like those stupid 'Rules of Engagement'
where
soldiers have to wait to be shot at before shooting at obvious
attackers.

I agree about the soldier bit being wrong "to have to wait" etc,
but
why did the cops point a gun at you, what had you done that was so bad
for them to do that?

You shouldn't assume that someone has to have done something wrong to
have this happen, but in my case...

I was in possesion of a 'stolen' car. I had been working on it with a
friend and had it parked in the driveway where I was living at the time.
These cops were complete assholes who IMO should never have been given
the authority that they had.

The car had been reported stolen by the owner who was at that time
incarcerated, and the person who 'stole' it was his brother who was
using it without his brother's permission and wanted my friend and I to
tune it up (a seal was leaking oil onto the FI points) and install a
Blaupunkt stereo as a surprise for his brother who was soon to be
released.

The cops burst into my bedroom with guns drawn as I was pulling my pants
on, and pulled them back off of me so that they could jail me while
wearing only my underwear. They took joy in telling me how close I came
to being shot and how much they like being able to shoot white boys.
While taking me to the 'shower' to hose me down they briefly made an
error and I considered taking them on because I thought they were going
to beat me, but I didn't and they didn't beat me.

Still, I know lots of cops and they are not all bad like these were, so
I still have some respect left for them. It's a tough job and I think
that they should do a better vetting and stop those with psychological
problems from joining their ranks.

Wow! what an interesting, but scary thing to happen to you.

Why I said "what had you done that was so bad" is because unless
there was a strong suspicion of someone being armed in the house, our
cops would never pull a gun on you. In fact the likelyhood of any of
the UK cops even being armed with a shooter would be unlikely.
Maybe the brother was known to be violent and armed?

Quite likely. This was South Central Los Angeles after all, and I
suspect very different from the UK.

Indeed.

And violent armed folk here are few and far between.

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Have you heard of the untimely passing of the Energizer Bunny?
Someone put his batteries in backwards and he just kept coming and coming and coming . . .