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Default European police issue warning as foldable gun which looks likeiPhone to be released in US

On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:54:43 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Sunday, January 22, 2017 at 4:15:09 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 00:57:56 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/21/2017 03:00 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 02:51:56 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 01/19/2017 06:14 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Most people in Glasgow do speak like that, although the more intelligent
you are, the weaker your accent.

People from Edinburgh sound depressed all the time. When they speak to
you they sound like they're talking about a world war starting the next
day.

A friend spent some time at the u-boat base at Holy Loch. His feeling
was Scottish food, Scottish women, and Scottish climate made two months
submerged in a nuclear submarine in the middle of the ocean look pretty
damn good.

There are plenty hot Scots women.

I'll admit I was disappointed when they killed off Rose Leslie in Game
of Thrones. I liked the little wildling... She doesn't have that washed
out look that a lot of gingers have.


No ginger is ever sexy. They are faulty people, like albinos. Put them all in the sun and watch them burn!


How dare you insult red heads?! My paternal ancestors are from Scotland, Ireland and England and carry the red head and Neanderthal genes which are also mixed with all of Northern European people. If you are Caucasian, you have ginger genes in your DNA along with Neanderthal genes. On a basic level, you are a ginger caveman. Live with it! ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Cave Monster


Anyone with ginger hair is inferior, they cannot handle the natural phenomenon called the sun. They deserve to catch fire!

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We used to mock the Americans' litigiousness, political correctness, health & safety obsessions and the like.
Now Britain is full of lazy lard buckets who'll sue for everything they can get if they even stub their toe on something.
I need to find a new country to live in.