On Fri, 20 Jan 2017 01:28:38 -0000, micky wrote:

In alt.home.repair, on Wed, 11 Jan 2017 09:07:45 +0000, Bod
wrote:

Police are on high alert as a foldable gun which looks like an iPhone is
set to go on sale within weeks.

The handgun €“ which has already had12,000 pre-orders - is disguised as a
smartphone but can unfold into a deadly weapon at the press of a button.

European police are being warned to look out for the guns which are
expected to be illegally imported into the continent and appear on
streets soon.

The 9mm double-barrelled pistol has been made by American firm Ideal
Conceal and costs £325 ($395) €“ well below the cost of the latest Apple
iPhone, the Times reported.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world...-a3437591.html

A friend of mine had a foldable gun. When he went to the target range,
he forgot to unfold it and he shot himself to death.

ROTFPMSL!

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A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop.
"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."
"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"