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ARWadsworth wrote:
charles wrote: In article , ARWadsworth wrote: [Snip] Lights are not on the list. It's not needed in this case. lights on a vehicle have to be in working order - even during daylight hours. The lights are not on the check list as we do not need the apprentices to check them on a weekly basis because of the way the vans are parked up at night. Don't really want to **** you off Adam, but obligatory lights, tyres, oil, horn, water and washer fluid should be checked on a daily basis by the *driver* whether on a weekly 'list' or not - as your firm and drivers will find out if the VOSA pulls the vehicles in for a roadside inspection, and if these are involved in a serious accident and VOSA gets involved, they go even deeper, and dig rather deeply into the history of the vehicles past safety inspections (should be done monthly) along with their service and maintenance records. So just out of curiosity, are the vehicles being checked daily by the driver, with the weekly 'list' simply being used as a part of a 'training plan' for the apprentices? Now from the comments you make here about those apprentices, its surprising that the more hot-headed of them haven't decided to run a weekly 'hooter test' and 'modify' your nose with their fist - and I wonder how many of those comments of yours are actually factual! |
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ARWadsworth wrote: charles wrote: In article , ARWadsworth wrote: [Snip] Lights are not on the list. It's not needed in this case. lights on a vehicle have to be in working order - even during daylight hours. The lights are not on the check list as we do not need the apprentices to check them on a weekly basis because of the way the vans are parked up at night. Don't really want to **** you off Adam, but obligatory lights, tyres, oil, horn, water and washer fluid should be checked on a daily basis by the *driver* whether on a weekly 'list' or not - as your firm and drivers will find out if the VOSA pulls the vehicles in for a roadside inspection, and if these are involved in a serious accident and VOSA gets involved, they go even deeper, and dig rather deeply into the history of the vehicles past safety inspections (should be done monthly) along with their service and maintenance records. So just out of curiosity, are the vehicles being checked daily by the driver, with the weekly 'list' simply being used as a part of a 'training plan' for the apprentices? Now from the comments you make here about those apprentices, its surprising that the more hot-headed of them haven't decided to run a weekly 'hooter test' and 'modify' your nose with their fist - and I wonder how many of those comments of yours are actually factual! Only one apprentice has ever hit me. I floored him and then I fired him. And he was that stupid he waited in the car park for a lift home. So at 4pm he had to make his own way back from Sheffield to Doncaster instead of doing it at 1pm. -- Adam |
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On Sat, 2 Jun 2012 22:17:47 +0100, "ARWadsworth" wrote: H. Neary wrote: On Sat, 2 Jun 2012 17:54:09 +0100, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Clive George wrote: On 02/06/2012 07:09, ARWadsworth wrote: You shouldn't. Foul language and shouting betrays a lack of education and an inability to communicate. So how do you give out a bollocking then? It's possible to do it without swearing or shouting, and indeed can be more menacing that way. The quick shout can be more appropriate though. There are other ways A couple of weeks ago an apprentice who I had asked to drill some holes came back to me about 15 minutes later to tell me the drill was not working. I told him to make sure there was power to the drill (it was already in place as I had used it earlier) and that the extension lead was plugged into a transformer and that the transformer was plugged into a socket. 15 minutes later he came back and announced the drill was broken. I warned him that if I had to get down from the tower scaffold to plug the drill in I would punch him in the ******** and he needed to go and recheck the extension lead and transformer as I was busy. He went away and 15 minutes later he came back to say they were fine so I climbed down the scaffold walked across to where I had earlier plugged the extension lead into a transformer to find the extension lead plug sat on the floor and not plugged in to a transformer. Just as I pulled the van into the unit I punched him in the ********. Oh well I assume his pay doesn't impact on the company too much. The idiot must really be short of a few brain cells. I would have screamed in agony, rolled on the floor till the ambulance arrived, had a month off work [ Or at the very least four working days], and also contacted the police and a solicitor. So are you are saying that you could not manage to plug in a 110V extension lead to a 110V transformer? No of couse not! I'm saying that I would take full advantage of any physical assault against me. And lose your job! What would you do to the apprentice then? Plugging an extension lead in is easy and he needed to learn.a leasson. -- Adam |
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On Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:22:46 +0100, gremlin_95
wrote: On 02/06/2012 21:58, H. Neary wrote: On Sat, 2 Jun 2012 22:17:47 +0100, "ARWadsworth" wrote: H. Neary wrote: On Sat, 2 Jun 2012 17:54:09 +0100, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Clive George wrote: On 02/06/2012 07:09, ARWadsworth wrote: You shouldn't. Foul language and shouting betrays a lack of education and an inability to communicate. So how do you give out a bollocking then? It's possible to do it without swearing or shouting, and indeed can be more menacing that way. The quick shout can be more appropriate though. There are other ways A couple of weeks ago an apprentice who I had asked to drill some holes came back to me about 15 minutes later to tell me the drill was not working. I told him to make sure there was power to the drill (it was already in place as I had used it earlier) and that the extension lead was plugged into a transformer and that the transformer was plugged into a socket. 15 minutes later he came back and announced the drill was broken. I warned him that if I had to get down from the tower scaffold to plug the drill in I would punch him in the ******** and he needed to go and recheck the extension lead and transformer as I was busy. He went away and 15 minutes later he came back to say they were fine so I climbed down the scaffold walked across to where I had earlier plugged the extension lead into a transformer to find the extension lead plug sat on the floor and not plugged in to a transformer. Just as I pulled the van into the unit I punched him in the ********. Oh well I assume his pay doesn't impact on the company too much. The idiot must really be short of a few brain cells. I would have screamed in agony, rolled on the floor till the ambulance arrived, had a month off work [ Or at the very least four working days], and also contacted the police and a solicitor. So are you are saying that you could not manage to plug in a 110V extension lead to a 110V transformer? No of couse not! I'm saying that I would take full advantage of any physical assault against me. HN Well you're an idiot then. We lost a very good lecturer in college recently because some **** reported him for giving him a quick poke when telling him to get off his phone, no harm was caused by the 'poke' and the guy wasn't even meant to be on his phone anyway!!! So now, one of our units is gone completely tits up until this mess is sorted. You justify an atttack and I'm an idiot? Really? No one has the right to assault another person. How would you take it if someone walked up and poked you, or is it a normal greeting in your part of the country. I went through many years of college and University and never saw anyone get assaulted once. I is not a normal or acceptable form of communication you know. HN |
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On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 08:54:39 +0100, "ARWadsworth"
wrote: H. Neary wrote: On Sat, 2 Jun 2012 22:17:47 +0100, "ARWadsworth" wrote: H. Neary wrote: On Sat, 2 Jun 2012 17:54:09 +0100, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Clive George wrote: On 02/06/2012 07:09, ARWadsworth wrote: You shouldn't. Foul language and shouting betrays a lack of education and an inability to communicate. So how do you give out a bollocking then? It's possible to do it without swearing or shouting, and indeed can be more menacing that way. The quick shout can be more appropriate though. There are other ways A couple of weeks ago an apprentice who I had asked to drill some holes came back to me about 15 minutes later to tell me the drill was not working. I told him to make sure there was power to the drill (it was already in place as I had used it earlier) and that the extension lead was plugged into a transformer and that the transformer was plugged into a socket. 15 minutes later he came back and announced the drill was broken. I warned him that if I had to get down from the tower scaffold to plug the drill in I would punch him in the ******** and he needed to go and recheck the extension lead and transformer as I was busy. He went away and 15 minutes later he came back to say they were fine so I climbed down the scaffold walked across to where I had earlier plugged the extension lead into a transformer to find the extension lead plug sat on the floor and not plugged in to a transformer. Just as I pulled the van into the unit I punched him in the ********. Oh well I assume his pay doesn't impact on the company too much. The idiot must really be short of a few brain cells. I would have screamed in agony, rolled on the floor till the ambulance arrived, had a month off work [ Or at the very least four working days], and also contacted the police and a solicitor. So are you are saying that you could not manage to plug in a 110V extension lead to a 110V transformer? No of couse not! I'm saying that I would take full advantage of any physical assault against me. And lose your job! What would you do to the apprentice then? Plugging an extension lead in is easy and he needed to learn.a leasson. I think by the time the HSE enquiry was over the apprentices job would be safe for a while. How did the apprentice make it past the interview? I would assume a few O levels or the equivalent are needed. Anyway I would inform the apprentice where he went wrong and on a second occasion refuse to work with him. Sites can be dagerous places an a clear understanding of the task and what is expected is an absolute must. HN |
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On Sun, 03 Jun 2012 11:06:11 +0100, gremlin_95
wrote: On 03/06/2012 09:28, H. Neary wrote: You justify an atttack and I'm an idiot? Really? No one has the right to assault another person. How would you take it if someone walked up and poked you, or is it a normal greeting in your part of the country. I went through many years of college and University and never saw anyone get assaulted once. I is not a normal or acceptable form of communication you know. HN Well it's just this 'claim' culture that annoys me. My point was, no harm was really done at all by this so called assault. I rest my case I would say it was harmful. People are in college to be taught not poked and prodded. Where does it stop? If a lecturer has to resort to a phyusical assault to get a point across then he is not fit for purpose! HN |
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On 03/06/2012 09:28, H. Neary wrote:
You justify an atttack and I'm an idiot? Really? No one has the right to assault another person. How would you take it if someone walked up and poked you, or is it a normal greeting in your part of the country. I went through many years of college and University and never saw anyone get assaulted once. I is not a normal or acceptable form of communication you know. HN Well it's just this 'claim' culture that annoys me. My point was, no harm was really done at all by this so called assault. I rest my case -- David |
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On Sun, 03 Jun 2012 12:12:44 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon
wrote: On Sun, 03 Jun 2012 09:28:57 +0100, H. Neary wrote: Well you're an idiot then. We lost a very good lecturer in college recently because some **** reported him for giving him a quick poke when telling him to get off his phone, no harm was caused by the 'poke' and the guy wasn't even meant to be on his phone anyway!!! So now, one of our units is gone completely tits up until this mess is sorted. You justify an atttack and I'm an idiot? Really? No one has the right to assault another person. Oh, ffs. It's a question of intent. Please don't be an arse. So there was no intention to assault then. Was the lecturer Insane or did he suffer from some severe nervous trauma where he had no control over his movements? Suppose I were to come along and give you a quick poke, how would you like it? I could get a few friends in on the act too if you wanted, maybe a few of your neighbours also. When they all hear how "right" it is, you could enjoy being poked & prodded well into retirement. HN |
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On Sun, 03 Jun 2012 09:28:57 +0100, H. Neary
wrote: Well you're an idiot then. We lost a very good lecturer in college recently because some **** reported him for giving him a quick poke when telling him to get off his phone, no harm was caused by the 'poke' and the guy wasn't even meant to be on his phone anyway!!! So now, one of our units is gone completely tits up until this mess is sorted. You justify an atttack and I'm an idiot? Really? No one has the right to assault another person. Oh, ffs. It's a question of intent. Please don't be an arse. |
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On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 13:24:42 +0100, "ARWadsworth"
wrote: H. Neary wrote: On Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:22:46 +0100, gremlin_95 Well you're an idiot then. We lost a very good lecturer in college recently because some **** reported him for giving him a quick poke when telling him to get off his phone, no harm was caused by the 'poke' and the guy wasn't even meant to be on his phone anyway!!! So now, one of our units is gone completely tits up until this mess is sorted. You justify an atttack and I'm an idiot? Really? No one has the right to assault another person. How would you take it if someone walked up and poked you, or is it a normal greeting in your part of the country. I went through many years of college and University and never saw anyone get assaulted once. I is not a normal or acceptable form of communication you know. Poking someone who is messing on their phone instead of learning is not assault. Really? Try correcting youir postman, a traffic warden or a police officer with a poke. Your learning experience would probably benefit a great deal. HN |
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On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 13:30:14 +0100, "ARWadsworth"
wrote: H. Neary wrote: What would you do to the apprentice then? Plugging an extension lead in is easy and he needed to learn.a leasson. I think by the time the HSE enquiry was over the apprentices job would be safe for a while. Apprentices are disposable. If you want shut you get shut. There are lots of easy ways to do this, some of them are legal. How did the apprentice make it past the interview? I would assume a few O levels or the equivalent are needed. Qualifications mean sod all if you cannot plug an extension lead in. Anyway I would inform the apprentice where he went wrong and on a second occasion refuse to work with him. Sites can be dagerous places an a clear understanding of the task and what is expected is an absolute must. Then you could never have an apprentice then. They always **** up even after repeated instructions. I had several apprentices in my younger days. I never resorted to physical or verbal abuse. I seem to recollect that they were easily distracted which could be a little irritating when tasks were not completed. On the whole they performed well and were extremely well motivated considering the pay was relatively poor in those days. HN |
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On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 14:03:00 +0100, "ARWadsworth"
wrote: H. Neary wrote: On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 13:24:42 +0100, "ARWadsworth" wrote: H. Neary wrote: On Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:22:46 +0100, gremlin_95 Well you're an idiot then. We lost a very good lecturer in college recently because some **** reported him for giving him a quick poke when telling him to get off his phone, no harm was caused by the 'poke' and the guy wasn't even meant to be on his phone anyway!!! So now, one of our units is gone completely tits up until this mess is sorted. You justify an atttack and I'm an idiot? Really? No one has the right to assault another person. How would you take it if someone walked up and poked you, or is it a normal greeting in your part of the country. I went through many years of college and University and never saw anyone get assaulted once. I is not a normal or acceptable form of communication you know. Poking someone who is messing on their phone instead of learning is not assault. Really? Try correcting youir postman, a traffic warden or a police officer with a poke. Your learning experience would probably benefit a great deal. They are adults doing a job and I am not in charge of them. However if I was training them or in charge of them I WOULD poke them if they were messing about. And I have been arrested for asaulting a police officer (but not charged). You do not seem to be a fit person to be in charge of anyone. Perhaps if you improved your communication skills and toned down your language a bit you wouldn't find a need to resort to violence. HN |
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H. Neary wrote:
On Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:22:46 +0100, gremlin_95 Well you're an idiot then. We lost a very good lecturer in college recently because some **** reported him for giving him a quick poke when telling him to get off his phone, no harm was caused by the 'poke' and the guy wasn't even meant to be on his phone anyway!!! So now, one of our units is gone completely tits up until this mess is sorted. You justify an atttack and I'm an idiot? Really? No one has the right to assault another person. How would you take it if someone walked up and poked you, or is it a normal greeting in your part of the country. I went through many years of college and University and never saw anyone get assaulted once. I is not a normal or acceptable form of communication you know. Poking someone who is messing on their phone instead of learning is not assault. -- Adam |
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What would you do to the apprentice then? Plugging an extension lead in is easy and he needed to learn.a leasson. I think by the time the HSE enquiry was over the apprentices job would be safe for a while. Apprentices are disposable. If you want shut you get shut. There are lots of easy ways to do this, some of them are legal. How did the apprentice make it past the interview? I would assume a few O levels or the equivalent are needed. Qualifications mean sod all if you cannot plug an extension lead in. Anyway I would inform the apprentice where he went wrong and on a second occasion refuse to work with him. Sites can be dagerous places an a clear understanding of the task and what is expected is an absolute must. Then you could never have an apprentice then. They always **** up even after repeated instructions. -- Adam |
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dennis@home wrote:
"Clive George" wrote in message o.uk... On 02/06/2012 07:09, ARWadsworth wrote: You shouldn't. Foul language and shouting betrays a lack of education and an inability to communicate. So how do you give out a bollocking then? It's possible to do it without swearing or shouting, and indeed can be more menacing that way. The quick shout can be more appropriate though. Foul language is a good way to make them all laugh at you. In better educated circles we never use foul language and can get along without it. Claiming you are better educated than me dennis? -- Adam |
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tony sayer wrote:
In article , ARWadsworth adamwadsworth@blue yonder.co.uk scribeth thus Davey wrote: On Fri, 1 Jun 2012 10:51:00 -0700 (PDT) harry wrote: On Jun 1, 6:45 pm, "ARWadsworth" wrote: 1. Not doing the weekly vehicle checks [1] properly and letting vans go out with bald tyres. 2. Putting 6.30am down on his time sheets instead of 8.00am - Apprentices do not get paid travel time. Although to be fair one of the electricians told him to put 6.30 on his sheets just to see him get into trouble when he asked what time to put on the sheets. (same apprentice also got a bollocking for doing the same a few months ago) 3. Using "text speak" on his job report forms. I heard the words "I do not want to read **** like that" shouted as he handed them in. [1] All vehicle checks have a signed and dated form so we know who checks which van each week. -- Adam OOOOO, you are evil. How detailed a vehicle check do you expect? Have they got to check the oil? Reasonable.. How about brake fluid? Ditto.. How about track rod ends? MOT item really, they don't usually develop sudden serious wear whereas Oil disappearing quickly as with Brake fluid is serious.. How about excessive emissions? Well clouds of smoke are likely to attract Plods attention so common sense really needed here.. When I drove someones van all I checked was petrol oil and water. Not tyres, the things most likely to get you in trouble, before defective lights? Lights are not on the list. It's not needed in this case. Well its in apprentices best interests to check, after all its his "licence" that will get the blame, driver responsible for the condition of his vehicle. Commendable to see that Adam is enforcing these checks..... I have my own van. I would not let those daft little *******s check it. -- Adam |
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Unbeliever wrote:
ARWadsworth wrote: charles wrote: In article , ARWadsworth wrote: [Snip] Lights are not on the list. It's not needed in this case. lights on a vehicle have to be in working order - even during daylight hours. The lights are not on the check list as we do not need the apprentices to check them on a weekly basis because of the way the vans are parked up at night. Don't really want to **** you off Adam, but obligatory lights, tyres, oil, horn, water and washer fluid should be checked on a daily basis by the *driver* whether on a weekly 'list' or not - as your firm and drivers will find out if the VOSA pulls the vehicles in for a roadside inspection, and if these are involved in a serious accident and VOSA gets involved, they go even deeper, and dig rather deeply into the history of the vehicles past safety inspections (should be done monthly) along with their service and maintenance records. So just out of curiosity, are the vehicles being checked daily by the driver, with the weekly 'list' simply being used as a part of a 'training plan' for the apprentices? I check my tyres occasionally. I never check the oil (the van does that for me). I fill the washer bottle up weekly. I test the horn when a ****** gets in the way. I never check the water level. I test the rear lights by looking in my mirrors when reversing. However this is my van with no other drivers. When I did have a small radiator leak it was obvious that it had a leak as the temperature gauge showed the engine was warming up faster than normal (and that was with only a litre having gone). I know my van and I watch for these things. I also do not kerb the van so I have no need to worry about the tracking. Generally I can guess by the mileage when the tyres wll need changing. -- Adam |
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H. Neary wrote:
On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 13:24:42 +0100, "ARWadsworth" wrote: H. Neary wrote: On Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:22:46 +0100, gremlin_95 Well you're an idiot then. We lost a very good lecturer in college recently because some **** reported him for giving him a quick poke when telling him to get off his phone, no harm was caused by the 'poke' and the guy wasn't even meant to be on his phone anyway!!! So now, one of our units is gone completely tits up until this mess is sorted. You justify an atttack and I'm an idiot? Really? No one has the right to assault another person. How would you take it if someone walked up and poked you, or is it a normal greeting in your part of the country. I went through many years of college and University and never saw anyone get assaulted once. I is not a normal or acceptable form of communication you know. Poking someone who is messing on their phone instead of learning is not assault. Really? Try correcting youir postman, a traffic warden or a police officer with a poke. Your learning experience would probably benefit a great deal. They are adults doing a job and I am not in charge of them. However if I was training them or in charge of them I WOULD poke them if they were messing about. And I have been arrested for asaulting a police officer (but not charged). -- Adam |
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On Sun, 03 Jun 2012 12:44:02 +0100, H. Neary wrote:
On the whole they performed well and were extremely well motivated considering the pay was relatively poor in those days. Unless you have a generous company it is pretty bad now: http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/employme...onalminimumwag e/dg_10027201 "£2.60 - the apprentice rate, for apprentices under 19 or 19 or over and in the first year of their apprenticeship." Goes up by 5p in October, wow. It doesn't say what you get as an apprentice over 19 and in your 2nd year or greater. Maybe apprenticeships these days don't last 12months? -- Cheers Dave. |
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H. Neary wrote:
Try correcting youir postman, a traffic warden or a police officer with a poke. Your learning experience would probably benefit a great deal. They are adults doing a job and I am not in charge of them. However if I was training them or in charge of them I WOULD poke them if they were messing about. And I have been arrested for asaulting a police officer (but not charged). You do not seem to be a fit person to be in charge of anyone. Perhaps if you improved your communication skills and toned down your language a bit you wouldn't find a need to resort to violence. There is work to be done and it wants doing properly. If they are going to mess around, cut corners and lie instead of doing the work they will get shouted and sworn at. I do not have the option of refusing to work with them again if they **** up on a second occasion. I have to get them into shape and they do not listen to reason so shouting and swearing has to be used. It's a tough world out there and they need to get real about it. -- Adam |
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On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 14:59:55 +0100, tony sayer
wrote: The idiot must really be short of a few brain cells. I would have screamed in agony, rolled on the floor till the ambulance arrived, had a month off work [ Or at the very least four working days], and also contacted the police and a solicitor. So are you are saying that you could not manage to plug in a 110V extension lead to a 110V transformer? No of couse not! I'm saying that I would take full advantage of any physical assault against me. HN Well you're an idiot then. We lost a very good lecturer in college recently because some **** reported him for giving him a quick poke when telling him to get off his phone, no harm was caused by the 'poke' and the guy wasn't even meant to be on his phone anyway!!! So now, one of our units is gone completely tits up until this mess is sorted. That sort of thing happened where I worked when I was younger and in a way was expected behaviour and accepted and at school as well.. I seriously don't think it did me and anyone I worked with and was at school with any harm at all, just we learnt to behave and respect others that bit quicker... And No its no excuse for long term systematic abuse anywhere either... There is a separation between the two.. There is no seperation. Physical assault doesn't become acceptable just because it is a one off. I'm sure the systematic abuse that is still coming to light in church schools, orphanages, detetion centres etc, didn't start with any intention of prolonged repeated assaults either. To bully someone just because he is a few steps below you on the professional ladder is a pretty lame and despicable thing to do. I would tend to wonder about the motives behind this thuggery incidentally. When I did my "apprenticeship" I and the three or four others working for the company had the benefit of day release, and this gave us a technical knowledge of the subject that far exceeded some of the engineers, who quite often were in place because of experience in a field that was by this time mutating rapidly. The professional jealousy coupled with the threats to their careers was probably the reason behind the arrogance and insults a few were so keen to dish out. Although it never happened I am reasonably certain any assault on an apprentice at my workplace even in those days would have been met with instant dismissal. HN |
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Well its in apprentices best interests to check, after all its his
"licence" that will get the blame, driver responsible for the condition of his vehicle. Commendable to see that Adam is enforcing these checks..... I have my own van. I would not let those daft little *******s check it. No Adam, for their benefit otherwise who will they learn;?.. After all what happens to young drivers?, they get "past" the test get a car and who teaches them anything else?... -- Tony Sayer |
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Everyone is expected to know what is required of them and perform accordingly. Does this include apprentices? We don't have them. Someone straight from full time education would probably be allocated a position in "spreadsheet land" before they went to site. I never see youngsters on site. The last time I saw what I assumed were apprentices, they were pulling cables through at a water treatment works ten years back. They worked for a well known firm of Welsh Electrical contractors. I remember them because of the stupid infighting they had with each other, and even watched a pair being seperated by their colleagues. I don't think the company still employs such people. Behaviour like that is not on, indeed on a recent FAT, I saw no one under 25 on their premises [Apart from the somewhat scenic receptionist of course]. HN So how do the young learn anything useful if industry doesn't teach them anything?. They can't learn it all in school or tech college... -- Tony Sayer |
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The idiot must really be short of a few brain cells.
I would have screamed in agony, rolled on the floor till the ambulance arrived, had a month off work [ Or at the very least four working days], and also contacted the police and a solicitor. So are you are saying that you could not manage to plug in a 110V extension lead to a 110V transformer? No of couse not! I'm saying that I would take full advantage of any physical assault against me. HN Well you're an idiot then. We lost a very good lecturer in college recently because some **** reported him for giving him a quick poke when telling him to get off his phone, no harm was caused by the 'poke' and the guy wasn't even meant to be on his phone anyway!!! So now, one of our units is gone completely tits up until this mess is sorted. That sort of thing happened where I worked when I was younger and in a way was expected behaviour and accepted and at school as well.. I seriously don't think it did me and anyone I worked with and was at school with any harm at all, just we learnt to behave and respect others that bit quicker... And No its no excuse for long term systematic abuse anywhere either... There is a separation between the two.. -- Tony Sayer |
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anyone get assaulted once. I is not a normal or acceptable form of communication you know. HN Not everyone goes to Uni .. some have differing routes in the world.... -- Tony Sayer |
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On Sun, 03 Jun 2012 13:13:19 +0100, H. Neary wrote:
On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 14:03:00 +0100, "ARWadsworth" wrote: H. Neary wrote: On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 13:24:42 +0100, "ARWadsworth" wrote: H. Neary wrote: On Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:22:46 +0100, gremlin_95 Well you're an idiot then. We lost a very good lecturer in college recently because some **** reported him for giving him a quick poke when telling him to get off his phone, no harm was caused by the 'poke' and the guy wasn't even meant to be on his phone anyway!!! So now, one of our units is gone completely tits up until this mess is sorted. You justify an atttack and I'm an idiot? Really? No one has the right to assault another person. How would you take it if someone walked up and poked you, or is it a normal greeting in your part of the country. I went through many years of college and University and never saw anyone get assaulted once. I is not a normal or acceptable form of communication you know. Poking someone who is messing on their phone instead of learning is not assault. Really? Try correcting youir postman, a traffic warden or a police officer with a poke. Your learning experience would probably benefit a great deal. They are adults doing a job and I am not in charge of them. However if I was training them or in charge of them I WOULD poke them if they were messing about. And I have been arrested for asaulting a police officer (but not charged). You do not seem to be a fit person to be in charge of anyone. Perhaps if you improved your communication skills and toned down your language a bit you wouldn't find a need to resort to violence. If the need and occasion arose, I would be happy to send either of my sons to be an apprentice with Adam. -- Use the BIG mirror service in the UK: http://www.mirrorservice.org *lightning protection* - a w_tom conductor |
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On Sun, 03 Jun 2012 11:35:13 +0100, H. Neary
wrote: Oh, ffs. It's a question of intent. Please don't be an arse. So there was no intention to assault then. Was the lecturer Insane or did he suffer from some severe nervous trauma where he had no control over his movements? Suppose I were to come along and give you a quick poke, how would you like it? I could get a few friends in on the act too if you wanted, maybe a few of your neighbours also. When they all hear how "right" it is, you could enjoy being poked & prodded well into retirement. Sorry, but you've reductio ad absurded yourself into arsedom. |
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"tony sayer" wrote in message ... Everyone is expected to know what is required of them and perform accordingly. Does this include apprentices? We don't have them. Someone straight from full time education would probably be allocated a position in "spreadsheet land" before they went to site. I never see youngsters on site. The last time I saw what I assumed were apprentices, they were pulling cables through at a water treatment works ten years back. They worked for a well known firm of Welsh Electrical contractors. I remember them because of the stupid infighting they had with each other, and even watched a pair being seperated by their colleagues. I don't think the company still employs such people. Behaviour like that is not on, indeed on a recent FAT, I saw no one under 25 on their premises [Apart from the somewhat scenic receptionist of course]. HN So how do the young learn anything useful if industry doesn't teach them anything?. They can't learn it all in school or tech college... Adam doesn't want to teach them anything.. If he did they would get his job. |
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On 02/06/2012 20:24, H. Neary wrote:
On Sat, 02 Jun 2012 18:00:23 +0100, Tim Streater wrote: In , H. wrote: One in particular where an electrical commissioning Engineer valved of the delivery of a pump I was calibrating. What does this mean? Is it even English? Valved off = closed the valve on the delivery side of a pump. [ Bad move, increases pressure]. Electrical commissioning Engineer = Person with an electrical qualification that gets a project working. Delivery = output Pump = see Wikipedia Calibrating = comparing perfomance with a known standard. I sincerely hope this is of assistance. Do you not think that this NG is maybe a little outside your abilities BTW? At the risk of invoking Muphry's law your original use of "of" instead of "off" didn't help. Andy |
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On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 16:35:24 +0000 (UTC), Steve Firth
wrote: H. Neary wrote: On Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:22:46 +0100, gremlin_95 wrote: [snip] You justify an atttack and I'm an idiot? Really? The two are not mutually exclusive. No one has the right to assault another person. Oh I don't know. The BMW driver who tried to ram into my vehicle yesterday because he didn't know how to join a motorway, or use his mirrors or notice that I was being overtaken hence could not move into lane 2 deserved a slap. He didn't deserve a big slap until he overtook me then slowed down to make pointing at his eyes gestures. It wasn't me that needed specs it was the twerp trying to out-accelerate a vehicle that had already passed him before he pulled the fool trick of trying to accelerate up the inside of said vehicle. Yes indeed, give the plonker a hiding. Then scrap the courts, who needs formal justice if punishment can be carried out instantly? Scrap the police next. Who needs them? I live in a city where north and south are linked by a fast dual carriageway with a large number of sliproads. We also have the thickest drivers in the UK. Almost all of them rely the vehicles on the dual carriagway to alter speed to allow them in. A chain of these cretins will drive nose to tail down the sliproad and not once consider that traffic on the carriageway may not be in a position to slam the brakes on or move to the right. I have felt a certain animosity toward these morons, and indeed as the demise of the elderly Fiat is coming up soon, I will feel very disinclined to move over and put myself and anyone trying to overtake at risk. I still wouldn't get nasty though. HN |
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On Jun 2, 8:30*pm, H. Neary wrote:
The idiot must really be short of a few brain cells. I would have screamed in agony, rolled on the floor till the ambulance arrived, had a month off work [ Or at the very least four working days], and also contacted the police and a solicitor. HN Since you seem (rightly) offended by the notion of assault, how do you justify insurance fraud? |
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dennis@home wrote:
"tony sayer" wrote in message ... Everyone is expected to know what is required of them and perform accordingly. Does this include apprentices? We don't have them. Someone straight from full time education would probably be allocated a position in "spreadsheet land" before they went to site. I never see youngsters on site. The last time I saw what I assumed were apprentices, they were pulling cables through at a water treatment works ten years back. They worked for a well known firm of Welsh Electrical contractors. I remember them because of the stupid infighting they had with each other, and even watched a pair being seperated by their colleagues. I don't think the company still employs such people. Behaviour like that is not on, indeed on a recent FAT, I saw no one under 25 on their premises [Apart from the somewhat scenic receptionist of course]. HN So how do the young learn anything useful if industry doesn't teach them anything?. They can't learn it all in school or tech college... Adam doesn't want to teach them anything.. If he did they would get his job. I prefer to teach them to think for themselves. Something that we do not often do these days. I set the apprentices tasks and challenges that mean they have to think for themselves instead of me just wiping their arses. They do not like it. They like to live in a world where they are protected by their Mother and have everything done for them. -- Adam |
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H. Neary wrote:
On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 14:59:55 +0100, tony sayer wrote: The idiot must really be short of a few brain cells. I would have screamed in agony, rolled on the floor till the ambulance arrived, had a month off work [ Or at the very least four working days], and also contacted the police and a solicitor. So are you are saying that you could not manage to plug in a 110V extension lead to a 110V transformer? No of couse not! I'm saying that I would take full advantage of any physical assault against me. HN Well you're an idiot then. We lost a very good lecturer in college recently because some **** reported him for giving him a quick poke when telling him to get off his phone, no harm was caused by the 'poke' and the guy wasn't even meant to be on his phone anyway!!! So now, one of our units is gone completely tits up until this mess is sorted. That sort of thing happened where I worked when I was younger and in a way was expected behaviour and accepted and at school as well.. I seriously don't think it did me and anyone I worked with and was at school with any harm at all, just we learnt to behave and respect others that bit quicker... And No its no excuse for long term systematic abuse anywhere either... There is a separation between the two.. There is no seperation. Physical assault doesn't become acceptable just because it is a one off. Poking someone for ****ing around with their mobile phone is NOT assault. -- Adam |
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On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 17:31:13 +0100, "ARWadsworth"
wrote: H. Neary wrote: On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 14:59:55 +0100, tony sayer wrote: The idiot must really be short of a few brain cells. I would have screamed in agony, rolled on the floor till the ambulance arrived, had a month off work [ Or at the very least four working days], and also contacted the police and a solicitor. So are you are saying that you could not manage to plug in a 110V extension lead to a 110V transformer? No of couse not! I'm saying that I would take full advantage of any physical assault against me. HN Well you're an idiot then. We lost a very good lecturer in college recently because some **** reported him for giving him a quick poke when telling him to get off his phone, no harm was caused by the 'poke' and the guy wasn't even meant to be on his phone anyway!!! So now, one of our units is gone completely tits up until this mess is sorted. That sort of thing happened where I worked when I was younger and in a way was expected behaviour and accepted and at school as well.. I seriously don't think it did me and anyone I worked with and was at school with any harm at all, just we learnt to behave and respect others that bit quicker... And No its no excuse for long term systematic abuse anywhere either... There is a separation between the two.. There is no seperation. Physical assault doesn't become acceptable just because it is a one off. Poking someone for ****ing around with their mobile phone is NOT assault. It most certainly is! Try poking the next person you see using a mobile, you may welol find out how erronious that statement is. HN |
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H. Neary wrote:
On Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:22:46 +0100, gremlin_95 wrote: [snip] You justify an atttack and I'm an idiot? Really? The two are not mutually exclusive. No one has the right to assault another person. Oh I don't know. The BMW driver who tried to ram into my vehicle yesterday because he didn't know how to join a motorway, or use his mirrors or notice that I was being overtaken hence could not move into lane 2 deserved a slap. He didn't deserve a big slap until he overtook me then slowed down to make pointing at his eyes gestures. It wasn't me that needed specs it was the twerp trying to out-accelerate a vehicle that had already passed him before he pulled the fool trick of trying to accelerate up the inside of said vehicle. |
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On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 09:20:54 -0700 (PDT), mike
wrote: On Jun 2, 8:30*pm, H. Neary wrote: The idiot must really be short of a few brain cells. I would have screamed in agony, rolled on the floor till the ambulance arrived, had a month off work [ Or at the very least four working days], and also contacted the police and a solicitor. HN Since you seem (rightly) offended by the notion of assault, how do you justify insurance fraud? It isn't insurance fraud. The HSE have a duty to inspect reportable incidents and if some criminal assaulted me I would take quite a while to recover from the effects. I would certainly not want to return to a job where older men payed unwanted interest in, and interfered with my genitalia in a hurry. I have never yet seen a contract of employment requiring staff to take abuse and physical punishment as part of the package. HN |
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H. Neary wrote:
On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 14:03:00 +0100, "ARWadsworth" wrote: H. Neary wrote: On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 13:24:42 +0100, "ARWadsworth" wrote: H. Neary wrote: On Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:22:46 +0100, gremlin_95 Well you're an idiot then. We lost a very good lecturer in college recently because some **** reported him for giving him a quick poke when telling him to get off his phone, no harm was caused by the 'poke' and the guy wasn't even meant to be on his phone anyway!!! So now, one of our units is gone completely tits up until this mess is sorted. You justify an atttack and I'm an idiot? Really? No one has the right to assault another person. How would you take it if someone walked up and poked you, or is it a normal greeting in your part of the country. I went through many years of college and University and never saw anyone get assaulted once. I is not a normal or acceptable form of communication you know. Poking someone who is messing on their phone instead of learning is not assault. Really? Try correcting youir postman, a traffic warden or a police officer with a poke. Your learning experience would probably benefit a great deal. They are adults doing a job and I am not in charge of them. However if I was training them or in charge of them I WOULD poke them if they were messing about. And I have been arrested for asaulting a police officer (but not charged). You do not seem to be a fit person to be in charge of anyone. Perhaps if you improved your communication skills and toned down your language a bit you wouldn't find a need to resort to violence. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFQcxYZz628&list -- Adam |
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On Sun, 03 Jun 2012 15:44:42 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon
wrote: On Sun, 03 Jun 2012 11:35:13 +0100, H. Neary wrote: Oh, ffs. It's a question of intent. Please don't be an arse. So there was no intention to assault then. Was the lecturer Insane or did he suffer from some severe nervous trauma where he had no control over his movements? Suppose I were to come along and give you a quick poke, how would you like it? I could get a few friends in on the act too if you wanted, maybe a few of your neighbours also. When they all hear how "right" it is, you could enjoy being poked & prodded well into retirement. Sorry, but you've reductio ad absurded yourself into arsedom. You just dont get it do you? When is a poke allowed and acceptable, how hard should the poke be, under what circumstances can it be applied, what age group should the poke be limited to, how many pokes are acceptable in the course of a day, month, year? Should these pokes be delivered in private so as not to cause a loss of self esteem to the victim being poked. Why do you find it so objectionable when I ask you how you would react to being poked, yet you consider it to be fair play when applied to others. As I suggested to the apprentice abuser, go poke a policeman, then you will see how acceptable a means of interaction it is. HN |
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On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 19:04:47 +0100, "ARWadsworth"
wrote: H. Neary wrote: On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 17:31:13 +0100, "ARWadsworth" wrote: H. Neary wrote: On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 14:59:55 +0100, tony sayer wrote: The idiot must really be short of a few brain cells. I would have screamed in agony, rolled on the floor till the ambulance arrived, had a month off work [ Or at the very least four working days], and also contacted the police and a solicitor. So are you are saying that you could not manage to plug in a 110V extension lead to a 110V transformer? No of couse not! I'm saying that I would take full advantage of any physical assault against me. HN Well you're an idiot then. We lost a very good lecturer in college recently because some **** reported him for giving him a quick poke when telling him to get off his phone, no harm was caused by the 'poke' and the guy wasn't even meant to be on his phone anyway!!! So now, one of our units is gone completely tits up until this mess is sorted. That sort of thing happened where I worked when I was younger and in a way was expected behaviour and accepted and at school as well.. I seriously don't think it did me and anyone I worked with and was at school with any harm at all, just we learnt to behave and respect others that bit quicker... And No its no excuse for long term systematic abuse anywhere either... There is a separation between the two.. There is no seperation. Physical assault doesn't become acceptable just because it is a one off. Poking someone for ****ing around with their mobile phone is NOT assault. It most certainly is! Try poking the next person you see using a mobile, you may welol find out how erronious that statement is. It's not assault if I am charge of the person using the phone. Rubbish! HN |
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On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 17:31:13 +0100, "ARWadsworth"
wrote: H. Neary wrote: On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 14:59:55 +0100, tony sayer wrote: The idiot must really be short of a few brain cells. I would have screamed in agony, rolled on the floor till the ambulance arrived, had a month off work [ Or at the very least four working days], and also contacted the police and a solicitor. So are you are saying that you could not manage to plug in a 110V extension lead to a 110V transformer? No of couse not! I'm saying that I would take full advantage of any physical assault against me. HN Well you're an idiot then. We lost a very good lecturer in college recently because some **** reported him for giving him a quick poke when telling him to get off his phone, no harm was caused by the 'poke' and the guy wasn't even meant to be on his phone anyway!!! So now, one of our units is gone completely tits up until this mess is sorted. That sort of thing happened where I worked when I was younger and in a way was expected behaviour and accepted and at school as well.. I seriously don't think it did me and anyone I worked with and was at school with any harm at all, just we learnt to behave and respect others that bit quicker... And No its no excuse for long term systematic abuse anywhere either... There is a separation between the two.. There is no seperation. Physical assault doesn't become acceptable just because it is a one off. Poking someone for ****ing around with their mobile phone is NOT assault. I didn't think you were into poking too. Is that as eciting as assaulting their genitalia? HN |
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