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Frequency Generator Was "Dealing with a nuisance dog."
Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input
from the same group of responders. Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray. Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to injure anyone. Assignment: What frequency would have the desired effect and how do I build it. I can hear the little pimple faced prick now talking to his buddies, "Man, I just cranked it up and it blew the window out!" |
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Andy Asberry wrote:
Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input from the same group of responders. Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray. Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to injure anyone. Assignment: What frequency would have the desired effect and how do I build it. I can hear the little pimple faced prick now talking to his buddies, "Man, I just cranked it up and it blew the window out!" (a) that will just encourage them. (b) some of those jerks are old enough to have kids in backward-facing infant seats. (c) the frequency will depend on the window size; those windows are pretty tough, and they're mounted in rubber, which will dampen the vibrations. Other than that, it's a pretty good idea. -- Tim Wescott Wescott Design Services http://www.wescottdesign.com |
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On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:55:42 GMT, Andy Asberry
wrote: Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input from the same group of responders. Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray. Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to injure anyone. Assignment: What frequency would have the desired effect and how do I build it. I can hear the little pimple faced prick now talking to his buddies, "Man, I just cranked it up and it blew the window out!" The frequency would be one pulse per window. You could generate it with ethylene oxide or acetylene and oxygen and a spark plug. |
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Simple effective solution!!! "Photon Torpedoes" Just have a high-powered
photo flash unit on the seat next to you and as soon as you get eye contact --- Let'em have it. Especially effective at night on the freeway but works well at a stop light. Don't worry about being chased, they will be blind for a while but a good idea to change routes. (Don't do this yourself...I'm a trained professional) "Andy Asberry" wrote in message ... Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input from the same group of responders. Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray. Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to injure anyone. Assignment: What frequency would have the desired effect and how do I build it. I can hear the little pimple faced prick now talking to his buddies, "Man, I just cranked it up and it blew the window out!" |
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it should be feasible to generate a nice EMP pulse that will make there
stereo (and all the rest of the car) stop working - best to be driving an old car with minimal or no electronics when you do this - "Andy Asberry" wrote in message ... Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input from the same group of responders. Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray. Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to injure anyone. Assignment: What frequency would have the desired effect and how do I build it. I can hear the little pimple faced prick now talking to his buddies, "Man, I just cranked it up and it blew the window out!" |
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"Don Foreman" wrote in message ... On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:55:42 GMT, Andy Asberry wrote: The frequency would be one pulse per window. You could generate it with ethylene oxide or acetylene and oxygen and a spark plug. Like your idea Don. What kind of frequency would you send out, vegetable, fruit, or mineral? I'd go for a vegetable.G Bernd |
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"william_b_noble" wrote in message news:1104480176.515c08d57dc1ad1f19feab68df2965f5@t eranews... it should be feasible to generate a nice EMP pulse that will make there stereo (and all the rest of the car) stop working - best to be driving an old car with minimal or no electronics when you do this - I would use a super/turbo charged diesel with a generator in the vehicle. Now were are the plans for the EMP device. I saw this "supposedly" done on TV. They disabled a Vette in a lab. I'm wondering if it was sudo-science. Bernd |
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Andy Asberry wrote:
Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input from the same group of responders. Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray. Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to injure anyone. I'd rather have one that would blow out the speakers...... from up to 100 yards away. -jc- |
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 14:31:04 GMT, "Bernd" wrote:
"william_b_noble" wrote in message news:1104480176.515c08d57dc1ad1f19feab68df2965f5@ teranews... it should be feasible to generate a nice EMP pulse that will make there stereo (and all the rest of the car) stop working - best to be driving an old car with minimal or no electronics when you do this - I would use a super/turbo charged diesel with a generator in the vehicle. Now were are the plans for the EMP device. I saw this "supposedly" done on TV. They disabled a Vette in a lab. I'm wondering if it was sudo-science. Bernd If it's a modern Vette an EMP pulse would indeed disable it. Fries the engine controller. (Or at least it would a few years ago. Auto makers weren't too bright about shielding the controllers.) Supposedly one of the old VWs with the Bosch electronic fuel injection would stop stall if you got too close to a high voltage, high frequency power line. (That EFI system was an unmitigated piece of crap.) --RC "Sometimes history doesn't repeat itself. It just yells 'can't you remember anything I've told you?' and lets fly with a club. -- John W. Cambell Jr. |
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 17:25:37 GMT, John Chase
calmly ranted: Andy Asberry wrote: Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input from the same group of responders. Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray. Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to injure anyone. I'd rather have one that would blow out the speakers...... from up to 100 yards away. A side effect of that might be deafness in the ears of the person in the car with the boom box. Is that a bad thing? evil grinne -- Save the Endangered ROAD NARROWS! -|- www.diversify.com Ban SUVs today! -|- Full Service Websites |
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Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station.
Tony "Andy Asberry" wrote in message ... Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input from the same group of responders. Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray. Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to injure anyone. Assignment: What frequency would have the desired effect and how do I build it. I can hear the little pimple faced prick now talking to his buddies, "Man, I just cranked it up and it blew the window out!" |
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 19:52:26 -0500, "Tony"
wrote: Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station. Thats what I do..though Im usually listening to C&W most of the time or talk radio. Gunner Tony "Andy Asberry" wrote in message .. . Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input from the same group of responders. Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray. Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to injure anyone. Assignment: What frequency would have the desired effect and how do I build it. I can hear the little pimple faced prick now talking to his buddies, "Man, I just cranked it up and it blew the window out!" "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." - John Stewart Mill |
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That'll work every time...blast Rush at 'em or better yet: NPR. Don't you
live the look of disgust! "Gunner" wrote in message ... On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 19:52:26 -0500, "Tony" wrote: Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station. Thats what I do..though Im usually listening to C&W most of the time or talk radio. Gunner |
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 17:28:45 GMT, "Tom Gardner"
wrote: That'll work every time...blast Rush at 'em or better yet: NPR. Don't you live the look of disgust! "Gunner" wrote in message .. . On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 19:52:26 -0500, "Tony" wrote: Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station. Thats what I do..though Im usually listening to C&W most of the time or talk radio. Gunner Chuckle...the little cartoon Cowboy Calvin peeing on the word Liberal on the rear window of my pickup truck is still generating much 1 finger comment. More and more its a thumbs up, with the occasional 1 finger salute. I have taken to keeping a nice whining Bob Wills tape on the console and when a thumpa thumpa pulls up beside me, Ill stick it into the tape deck. Yodelling tends to put those types off for some reason, and any commentary they may have, tends to be stifled when they get a good look at the driver. Im told I have a passible "curled lip death stare" Shrug Gunner "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." - John Stewart Mill |
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 17:28:45 GMT, "Tom Gardner"
calmly ranted: That'll work every time...blast Rush at 'em or better yet: NPR. Don't you live the look of disgust! How about a borrowed Marshall Stack with a mic aimed at the dog. Whenever it barks, one or two HUNDRED watts of bark comes back at it. "Gunner" wrote in message .. . On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 19:52:26 -0500, "Tony" wrote: Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station. Thats what I do..though Im usually listening to C&W most of the time or talk radio. Gunner -- Save the Endangered ROAD NARROWS! -|- www.diversify.com Ban SUVs today! -|- Full Service Websites |
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 19:18:09 GMT, Gunner
calmly ranted: Chuckle...the little cartoon Cowboy Calvin peeing on the word Liberal on the rear window of my pickup truck is still generating much 1 finger comment. More and more its a thumbs up, with the occasional 1 finger salute. I have taken to keeping a nice whining Bob Wills tape on the console and when a thumpa thumpa pulls up beside me, Ill stick it into the tape deck. Yodelling tends to put those types off for some reason, and any commentary they may have, tends to be stifled when they get a good look at the driver. Im told I have a passible "curled lip death stare" g Y'know, a metalhead oughta be able to whip something like this out in a few minutes. For each side of the truck, in front of the wheel so the thumpa driver can see it, put a raisable dog leg. Whenever the thumps comes up next to you, point at it and raise the leg. Hit the button and a small pump makes it pee on the car. Collect dog/cat or horse/deer/lion pee for this delivery system. What do you think? -- Save the Endangered ROAD NARROWS! -|- www.diversify.com Ban SUVs today! -|- Full Service Websites |
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Bernd wrote:
"Don Foreman" wrote in message ... On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:55:42 GMT, Andy Asberry wrote: The frequency would be one pulse per window. You could generate it with ethylene oxide or acetylene and oxygen and a spark plug. Like your idea Don. What kind of frequency would you send out, vegetable, fruit, or mineral? I'd go for a vegetable.G Ice. Evidence is self dissapearing. Ted |
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Tony wrote:
Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station. Selected portions of the 1812 Overture. Ted |
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 12:02:23 -0800, Larry Jaques
wrote: On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 19:18:09 GMT, Gunner calmly ranted: Chuckle...the little cartoon Cowboy Calvin peeing on the word Liberal on the rear window of my pickup truck is still generating much 1 finger comment. More and more its a thumbs up, with the occasional 1 finger salute. I have taken to keeping a nice whining Bob Wills tape on the console and when a thumpa thumpa pulls up beside me, Ill stick it into the tape deck. Yodelling tends to put those types off for some reason, and any commentary they may have, tends to be stifled when they get a good look at the driver. Im told I have a passible "curled lip death stare" g Y'know, a metalhead oughta be able to whip something like this out in a few minutes. For each side of the truck, in front of the wheel so the thumpa driver can see it, put a raisable dog leg. Whenever the thumps comes up next to you, point at it and raise the leg. Hit the button and a small pump makes it pee on the car. Collect dog/cat or horse/deer/lion pee for this delivery system. What do you think? Just a spritz of cat pee on a hot disk brake would stink so bad he would sell his car. |
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 20:23:21 GMT, Ted Edwards
wrote: Tony wrote: Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station. Selected portions of the 1812 Overture. Yeah! Synch the FAE with the cannonfire! |
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 17:28:45 GMT, "Tom Gardner"
wrote: That'll work every time...blast Rush at 'em or better yet: NPR. Don't you live the look of disgust! "Gunner" wrote in message .. . On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 19:52:26 -0500, "Tony" wrote: Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station. Thats what I do..though Im usually listening to C&W most of the time or talk radio. Gunner Bagpipe music is also very effective. :-) --RC "Sometimes history doesn't repeat itself. It just yells 'can't you remember anything I've told you?' and lets fly with a club. -- John W. Cambell Jr. |
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On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 18:12:19 -0600, Don Foreman
wrote: On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:55:42 GMT, Andy Asberry wrote: Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input from the same group of responders. Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray. Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to injure anyone. Assignment: What frequency would have the desired effect and how do I build it. I can hear the little pimple faced prick now talking to his buddies, "Man, I just cranked it up and it blew the window out!" The frequency would be one pulse per window. You could generate it with ethylene oxide or acetylene and oxygen and a spark plug. I'm told that an automatic centre punch provides a suitable pulse Gerry :-)} London, Canada |
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"Andy Asberry" wrote in message ... Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input from the same group of responders. Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray. Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to injure anyone. I'd be happy if I could generate and aim some kind (EMP) Electromagnetic pulse that would stall the offenders car for just a few mins. Once or twice and he's going to worry that his super-mega-bass system keeps stalling his car. I'd pay real money for plans. (I live right near a traffic signal light, so when the signal is red I tend to get a little more than my share of these loud cars. And I wouldn't use it if the car was in motion) |
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On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 09:20:45 GMT, "TheMan" calmly
ranted: I'd be happy if I could generate and aim some kind (EMP) Electromagnetic pulse that would stall the offenders car for just a few mins. Once or twice and he's going to worry that his super-mega-bass system keeps stalling his car. I'd pay real money for plans. (I live right near a traffic signal light, so when the signal is red I tend to get a little more than my share of these loud cars. And I wouldn't use it if the car was in motion) Talk to the cops about this. Anything producing over 90db at any freq would automatically be shut down and tickets rendered. It'd make a lot of dough for them and maybe keep more of them out of radar units. -- Save the Endangered ROAD NARROWS! -|- www.diversify.com Ban SUVs today! -|- Full Service Websites |
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I still say: "Photon Torpedoes"
"Gunner" wrote in message ... On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 17:28:45 GMT, "Tom Gardner" wrote: That'll work every time...blast Rush at 'em or better yet: NPR. Don't you live the look of disgust! "Gunner" wrote in message . .. On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 19:52:26 -0500, "Tony" wrote: Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station. Thats what I do..though Im usually listening to C&W most of the time or talk radio. Gunner Chuckle...the little cartoon Cowboy Calvin peeing on the word Liberal on the rear window of my pickup truck is still generating much 1 finger comment. More and more its a thumbs up, with the occasional 1 finger salute. I have taken to keeping a nice whining Bob Wills tape on the console and when a thumpa thumpa pulls up beside me, Ill stick it into the tape deck. Yodelling tends to put those types off for some reason, and any commentary they may have, tends to be stifled when they get a good look at the driver. Im told I have a passible "curled lip death stare" Shrug Gunner "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." - John Stewart Mill |
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In article ,
Gunner wrote: Chuckle...the little cartoon Cowboy Calvin peeing on the word Liberal on the rear window of my pickup truck is still generating much 1 finger comment. More and more its a thumbs up, with the occasional 1 finger salute. Hehe, I know the feeling. I tool around in Waco and all over north Texas with a "BUSH SUCKS" tag inside the rear window. I also go to classes with the same message on a pin on my bag, though, to the kids' credit, nobody's molested my bag. Car has a few suspect dings, though. I'm also receiving more thumbs up these days. Go figure. -- B.B. --I am not a goat! thegoat4 at airmail dot net http://web2.airmail.net/thegoat4/ |
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On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 16:59:10 -0600, "B.B."
u wrote: In article , Gunner wrote: Chuckle...the little cartoon Cowboy Calvin peeing on the word Liberal on the rear window of my pickup truck is still generating much 1 finger comment. More and more its a thumbs up, with the occasional 1 finger salute. Hehe, I know the feeling. I tool around in Waco and all over north Texas with a "BUSH SUCKS" tag inside the rear window. I also go to classes with the same message on a pin on my bag, though, to the kids' credit, nobody's molested my bag. Car has a few suspect dings, though. I'm also receiving more thumbs up these days. Go figure. As I posted before, I caught one of those Tolerance and Diversity types (rainbow sticker on the rear window) vandalizing my truck. Another one tried it a couple weeks ago. Both regretted it. Gunner "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." - John Stewart Mill |
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"Gunner" wrote in message As I posted before, I caught one of those
Tolerance and Diversity types (rainbow sticker on the rear window) vandalizing my truck. Another one tried it a couple weeks ago. Both regretted it. Gunner That's one of those funny things about those "tolerance and diversity types" - seems that both tolerance and diversity are for only the "diverse" that are selected and their chosen "views" ... They of course are justified in any illegal act as long as it is "justified." There must be a special plea in court: Innocent as a justified act... :-} JHbs |
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 20:23:21 GMT, Ted Edwards wrote:
Tony wrote: Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station. Selected portions of the 1812 Overture. Just the cannon part? |
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On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 11:25:45 -0500, "Phants"
wrote: "Gunner" wrote in message As I posted before, I caught one of those Tolerance and Diversity types (rainbow sticker on the rear window) vandalizing my truck. Another one tried it a couple weeks ago. Both regretted it. Gunner That's one of those funny things about those "tolerance and diversity types" - seems that both tolerance and diversity are for only the "diverse" that are selected and their chosen "views" ... They of course are justified in any illegal act as long as it is "justified." There must be a special plea in court: Innocent as a justified act... :-} JHbs They certainly think there is. Interestingly the other group that is big on 'innocent because justified' are a certain class of career criminals -- although in the case of the criminals I suspect psychopathology is involved. Fundamentally in both cases the defense comes down to "It was okay because I really, really wanted to do it." I saw a lot of this as a covering the courts in the 1970s. --RC "Sometimes history doesn't repeat itself. It just yells 'can't you remember anything I've told you?' and lets fly with a club. -- John W. Cambell Jr. |
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On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 05:15:27 GMT, Gunner
calmly ranted: As I posted before, I caught one of those Tolerance and Diversity types (rainbow sticker on the rear window) vandalizing my truck. Another one tried it a couple weeks ago. Both regretted it. What might the punishment be if someone were possibly punished for doing something similar to that in the future, Gunner? ----------------------------------------------------------------- When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. --Steven Wright ---------------------------- http://diversify.com Comprehensive Website Development |
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Dave Hinz wrote:
On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 20:23:21 GMT, Ted Edwards wrote: Tony wrote: Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station. Selected portions of the 1812 Overture. Just the cannon part? Just when the motion sensor detects - play the Overture. Martin -- Martin Eastburn, Barbara Eastburn @ home at Lion's Lair with our computer NRA LOH, NRA Life NRA Second Amendment Task Force Charter Founder |
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On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 17:29:56 -0800, Larry Jaques
wrote: On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 05:15:27 GMT, Gunner calmly ranted: As I posted before, I caught one of those Tolerance and Diversity types (rainbow sticker on the rear window) vandalizing my truck. Another one tried it a couple weeks ago. Both regretted it. What might the punishment be if someone were possibly punished for doing something similar to that in the future, Gunner? Blink blink? Huh? Try that again. Or are you asking what I might do to said individuals? The first one lost two valve stems to a very sharp knife. He only had one spare tire. The second one, I would have simply given him a good Command Voice dressing down, but he decided to press the issue physically. A simple case of overestimating his skill set. Gunner ----------------------------------------------------------------- When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. --Steven Wright ---------------------------- http://diversify.com Comprehensive Website Development It's not unwise to remember that Mother Nature is essentially a murderous, sneakly, promiscuous bitch who has been trying to kill you since your conception. Eventually she will succeed, perhaps with the help of your fellow man. Life consists in putting off the inevitable as long as possible and taking what good and joy you can before her success. Whether you attribute that situation to evolutionary forces, a fallen nature after Adam and Eve screwed the pooch, or whatever, it's no less true. Be friendly, pleasant, unaggressive, and honest toward all and be prepared to ignore, avoid, or even kill anyone who is otherwise toward you. Being ready doesn't mean eager, just ready. What true friends are found in life will undestand and accept that fundamental rule of human interaction." John Husvar |
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On 4 Jan 2005 02:50:38 GMT, Ignoramus22732
wrote: I have a big STOP THE WAR sticker on my pickup, and no one vandalized my pickup. i Of course not. Those who disagree with you are the Nice People. Those who tend to be on your side of the fence tend to not be so nice. Shrug. Gunner It's not unwise to remember that Mother Nature is essentially a murderous, sneakly, promiscuous bitch who has been trying to kill you since your conception. Eventually she will succeed, perhaps with the help of your fellow man. Life consists in putting off the inevitable as long as possible and taking what good and joy you can before her success. Whether you attribute that situation to evolutionary forces, a fallen nature after Adam and Eve screwed the pooch, or whatever, it's no less true. Be friendly, pleasant, unaggressive, and honest toward all and be prepared to ignore, avoid, or even kill anyone who is otherwise toward you. Being ready doesn't mean eager, just ready. What true friends are found in life will undestand and accept that fundamental rule of human interaction." John Husvar |
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On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 09:12:52 GMT, Gunner
calmly ranted: On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 17:29:56 -0800, Larry Jaques wrote: On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 05:15:27 GMT, Gunner calmly ranted: As I posted before, I caught one of those Tolerance and Diversity types (rainbow sticker on the rear window) vandalizing my truck. Another one tried it a couple weeks ago. Both regretted it. What might the punishment be if someone were possibly punished for doing something similar to that in the future, Gunner? Blink blink? Huh? Try that again. I was trying to give you a legal out in case anyone was watching, asking hypothetically what you might do. Or are you asking what I might do to said individuals? Si! The first one lost two valve stems to a very sharp knife. He only had one spare tire. The second one, I would have simply given him a good Command Voice dressing down, but he decided to press the issue physically. A simple case of overestimating his skill set. Oh, goodie! What had he done to the truck and how long did his injuries last? I hope he told his friends how smart he was. the world doesn't need too many more Darwin Awardees. ----------------------------------------------------------------- When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. --Steven Wright ---------------------------- http://diversify.com Comprehensive Website Development |
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In article ,
Gunner wrote: On 4 Jan 2005 02:50:38 GMT, Ignoramus22732 wrote: I have a big STOP THE WAR sticker on my pickup, and no one vandalized my pickup. i Of course not. Those who disagree with you are the Nice People. Those who tend to be on your side of the fence tend to not be so nice. Shrug. Gunner I'm nice. I'll argue with people, but that's as far as I ever go. All of the liberals I know are the same way, and I know quite a few. Perhaps you just drive in a bad part of town. (: -- B.B. --I am not a goat! thegoat4 at airmail dot net http://web2.airmail.net/thegoat4/ |
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On 4 Jan 2005 11:43:46 GMT, Ignoramus28225
wrote: On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 09:13:57 GMT, Gunner wrote: On 4 Jan 2005 02:50:38 GMT, Ignoramus22732 wrote: I have a big STOP THE WAR sticker on my pickup, and no one vandalized my pickup. i Of course not. Those who disagree with you are the Nice People. Those who tend to be on your side of the fence tend to not be so nice. Shrug. I must say that I also have a NRA sticker on my pickup (cal me weird if you wish), had it for years, and my pickup has never been vandalized either. i Bravo! Lets hope it stays that way. As an experiment, would you consider a nice bright and prominent Bush/Cheney 2004 sticker? Ill send you one. Be sure to put it on something that you don't mind having keyed. Gunner It's not unwise to remember that Mother Nature is essentially a murderous, sneakly, promiscuous bitch who has been trying to kill you since your conception. Eventually she will succeed, perhaps with the help of your fellow man. Life consists in putting off the inevitable as long as possible and taking what good and joy you can before her success. Whether you attribute that situation to evolutionary forces, a fallen nature after Adam and Eve screwed the pooch, or whatever, it's no less true. Be friendly, pleasant, unaggressive, and honest toward all and be prepared to ignore, avoid, or even kill anyone who is otherwise toward you. Being ready doesn't mean eager, just ready. What true friends are found in life will undestand and accept that fundamental rule of human interaction." John Husvar |
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On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 10:11:21 -0600, "B.B."
u wrote: In article , Gunner wrote: On 4 Jan 2005 02:50:38 GMT, Ignoramus22732 wrote: I have a big STOP THE WAR sticker on my pickup, and no one vandalized my pickup. i Of course not. Those who disagree with you are the Nice People. Those who tend to be on your side of the fence tend to not be so nice. Shrug. Gunner I'm nice. I'll argue with people, but that's as far as I ever go. All of the liberals I know are the same way, and I know quite a few. Perhaps you just drive in a bad part of town. (: In fact, I do drive in bad parts of town. Hollywood, Los Angeles, Monrovia, Anaheim (where both incidents occured) Azuza, the usual bad parts of "town" Gunner It's not unwise to remember that Mother Nature is essentially a murderous, sneakly, promiscuous bitch who has been trying to kill you since your conception. Eventually she will succeed, perhaps with the help of your fellow man. Life consists in putting off the inevitable as long as possible and taking what good and joy you can before her success. Whether you attribute that situation to evolutionary forces, a fallen nature after Adam and Eve screwed the pooch, or whatever, it's no less true. Be friendly, pleasant, unaggressive, and honest toward all and be prepared to ignore, avoid, or even kill anyone who is otherwise toward you. Being ready doesn't mean eager, just ready. What true friends are found in life will undestand and accept that fundamental rule of human interaction." John Husvar |
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On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 05:34:16 -0800, Larry Jaques
wrote: On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 09:12:52 GMT, Gunner calmly ranted: On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 17:29:56 -0800, Larry Jaques wrote: On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 05:15:27 GMT, Gunner calmly ranted: As I posted before, I caught one of those Tolerance and Diversity types (rainbow sticker on the rear window) vandalizing my truck. Another one tried it a couple weeks ago. Both regretted it. What might the punishment be if someone were possibly punished for doing something similar to that in the future, Gunner? Blink blink? Huh? Try that again. I was trying to give you a legal out in case anyone was watching, asking hypothetically what you might do. Oh, I thank you. Or are you asking what I might do to said individuals? Si! The first one lost two valve stems to a very sharp knife. He only had one spare tire. The second one, I would have simply given him a good Command Voice dressing down, but he decided to press the issue physically. A simple case of overestimating his skill set. Oh, goodie! What had he done to the truck and how long did his injuries last? I hope he told his friends how smart he was. the world doesn't need too many more Darwin Awardees. The fellah had a small screwdriver out and was starting to work on the Bush/Cheney sticker after trashing the Bowhunter sticker. When I accosted him verbally, he threatened me with the screwdriver. He fell down several times. Must of had a balance issue. Perhaps an inner ear infection. Poor fellow intercepted the bumper (steel) at least once during once of his falls. Fortunately he ignored the Ernie Ball emblem, else he may have had a larger problem to deal with. Im sure he told his friends. At the least, to never physically threaten with a screwdriver, someone with those sorts of identifying marks on his vehicle. I dont think he even needed any stitches. Some butterflys, some Tylenol and he would be as good as new. He was young and they heal quickly. A personal picadillo of mine, is to make sure that when such are shaving, a reminder of of their Bad Thing, is always visible in the mirror. One of lifes little reminders so to speak. I carry several of those myself. Shrug. Gunner ----------------------------------------------------------------- When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. --Steven Wright ---------------------------- http://diversify.com Comprehensive Website Development It's not unwise to remember that Mother Nature is essentially a murderous, sneakly, promiscuous bitch who has been trying to kill you since your conception. Eventually she will succeed, perhaps with the help of your fellow man. Life consists in putting off the inevitable as long as possible and taking what good and joy you can before her success. Whether you attribute that situation to evolutionary forces, a fallen nature after Adam and Eve screwed the pooch, or whatever, it's no less true. Be friendly, pleasant, unaggressive, and honest toward all and be prepared to ignore, avoid, or even kill anyone who is otherwise toward you. Being ready doesn't mean eager, just ready. What true friends are found in life will undestand and accept that fundamental rule of human interaction." John Husvar |
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On 4 Jan 2005 11:43:46 GMT, Ignoramus28225
wrote: On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 09:13:57 GMT, Gunner wrote: On 4 Jan 2005 02:50:38 GMT, Ignoramus22732 wrote: I have a big STOP THE WAR sticker on my pickup, and no one vandalized my pickup. i Of course not. Those who disagree with you are the Nice People. Those who tend to be on your side of the fence tend to not be so nice. Shrug. I must say that I also have a NRA sticker on my pickup (cal me weird if you wish), had it for years, and my pickup has never been vandalized either. i Of course not. You've got them too confused to do anything. :-) --RC "Sometimes history doesn't repeat itself. It just yells 'can't you remember anything I've told you?' and lets fly with a club. -- John W. Cambell Jr. |
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