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Default Frequency Generator Was "Dealing with a nuisance dog."

Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input
from the same group of responders.

Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at
a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray.

Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and
shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to
injure anyone.

Assignment: What frequency would have the desired effect and how do I
build it.

I can hear the little pimple faced prick now talking to his buddies,
"Man, I just cranked it up and it blew the window out!"

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Andy Asberry wrote:
Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input
from the same group of responders.

Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at
a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray.

Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and
shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to
injure anyone.

Assignment: What frequency would have the desired effect and how do I
build it.

I can hear the little pimple faced prick now talking to his buddies,
"Man, I just cranked it up and it blew the window out!"

(a) that will just encourage them.
(b) some of those jerks are old enough to have kids in backward-facing
infant seats.
(c) the frequency will depend on the window size; those windows are
pretty tough, and they're mounted in rubber, which will dampen the
vibrations.

Other than that, it's a pretty good idea.

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Wescott Design Services
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On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:55:42 GMT, Andy Asberry
wrote:

Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input
from the same group of responders.

Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at
a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray.

Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and
shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to
injure anyone.

Assignment: What frequency would have the desired effect and how do I
build it.

I can hear the little pimple faced prick now talking to his buddies,
"Man, I just cranked it up and it blew the window out!"


The frequency would be one pulse per window. You could generate it
with ethylene oxide or acetylene and oxygen and a spark plug.

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Simple effective solution!!! "Photon Torpedoes" Just have a high-powered
photo flash unit on the seat next to you and as soon as you get eye
contact --- Let'em have it. Especially effective at night on the freeway
but works well at a stop light. Don't worry about being chased, they will
be blind for a while but a good idea to change routes. (Don't do this
yourself...I'm a trained professional)


"Andy Asberry" wrote in message
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Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input
from the same group of responders.

Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at
a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray.

Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and
shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to
injure anyone.

Assignment: What frequency would have the desired effect and how do I
build it.

I can hear the little pimple faced prick now talking to his buddies,
"Man, I just cranked it up and it blew the window out!"



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it should be feasible to generate a nice EMP pulse that will make there
stereo (and all the rest of the car) stop working - best to be driving an
old car with minimal or no electronics when you do this -
"Andy Asberry" wrote in message
...
Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input
from the same group of responders.

Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at
a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray.

Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and
shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to
injure anyone.

Assignment: What frequency would have the desired effect and how do I
build it.

I can hear the little pimple faced prick now talking to his buddies,
"Man, I just cranked it up and it blew the window out!"





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On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:55:42 GMT, Andy Asberry
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The frequency would be one pulse per window. You could generate it
with ethylene oxide or acetylene and oxygen and a spark plug.


Like your idea Don. What kind of frequency would you send out,
vegetable, fruit, or mineral? I'd go for a vegetable.G

Bernd


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it should be feasible to generate a nice EMP pulse that will make
there
stereo (and all the rest of the car) stop working - best to be driving
an
old car with minimal or no electronics when you do this -


I would use a super/turbo charged diesel with a generator in the
vehicle. Now were are the plans for the EMP device. I saw this
"supposedly" done on TV. They disabled a Vette in a lab. I'm wondering
if it was sudo-science.

Bernd


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Andy Asberry wrote:

Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input
from the same group of responders.

Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at
a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray.

Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and
shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to
injure anyone.


I'd rather have one that would blow out the speakers...... from up to 100 yards
away.

-jc-

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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 14:31:04 GMT, "Bernd" wrote:


"william_b_noble" wrote in message
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it should be feasible to generate a nice EMP pulse that will make
there
stereo (and all the rest of the car) stop working - best to be driving
an
old car with minimal or no electronics when you do this -


I would use a super/turbo charged diesel with a generator in the
vehicle. Now were are the plans for the EMP device. I saw this
"supposedly" done on TV. They disabled a Vette in a lab. I'm wondering
if it was sudo-science.

Bernd

If it's a modern Vette an EMP pulse would indeed disable it. Fries the
engine controller. (Or at least it would a few years ago. Auto makers
weren't too bright about shielding the controllers.)

Supposedly one of the old VWs with the Bosch electronic fuel injection
would stop stall if you got too close to a high voltage, high
frequency power line. (That EFI system was an unmitigated piece of
crap.)

--RC

"Sometimes history doesn't repeat itself. It just yells
'can't you remember anything I've told you?' and lets
fly with a club.
-- John W. Cambell Jr.
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 17:25:37 GMT, John Chase
calmly ranted:

Andy Asberry wrote:

Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input
from the same group of responders.

Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at
a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray.

Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and
shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to
injure anyone.


I'd rather have one that would blow out the speakers...... from up to 100 yards
away.


A side effect of that might be deafness in the ears of the person in
the car with the boom box. Is that a bad thing? evil grinne

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Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station.

Tony
"Andy Asberry" wrote in message
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Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input
from the same group of responders.

Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at
a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray.

Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and
shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to
injure anyone.

Assignment: What frequency would have the desired effect and how do I
build it.

I can hear the little pimple faced prick now talking to his buddies,
"Man, I just cranked it up and it blew the window out!"



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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 19:52:26 -0500, "Tony"
wrote:

Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station.


Thats what I do..though Im usually listening to C&W most of the time
or talk radio.

Gunner


Tony
"Andy Asberry" wrote in message
.. .
Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input
from the same group of responders.

Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at
a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray.

Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and
shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to
injure anyone.

Assignment: What frequency would have the desired effect and how do I
build it.

I can hear the little pimple faced prick now talking to his buddies,
"Man, I just cranked it up and it blew the window out!"



"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling
which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight,
nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being
free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."
- John Stewart Mill
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That'll work every time...blast Rush at 'em or better yet: NPR. Don't you
live the look of disgust!


"Gunner" wrote in message
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 19:52:26 -0500, "Tony"
wrote:

Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station.


Thats what I do..though Im usually listening to C&W most of the time
or talk radio.

Gunner



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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 17:28:45 GMT, "Tom Gardner"
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That'll work every time...blast Rush at 'em or better yet: NPR. Don't you
live the look of disgust!


"Gunner" wrote in message
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 19:52:26 -0500, "Tony"
wrote:

Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station.


Thats what I do..though Im usually listening to C&W most of the time
or talk radio.

Gunner


Chuckle...the little cartoon Cowboy Calvin peeing on the word Liberal
on the rear window of my pickup truck is still generating much 1
finger comment. More and more its a thumbs up, with the occasional 1
finger salute.

I have taken to keeping a nice whining Bob Wills tape on the console
and when a thumpa thumpa pulls up beside me, Ill stick it into the
tape deck. Yodelling tends to put those types off for some reason,
and any commentary they may have, tends to be stifled when they get a
good look at the driver.
Im told I have a passible "curled lip death stare"
Shrug

Gunner

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling
which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight,
nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being
free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."
- John Stewart Mill
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 17:28:45 GMT, "Tom Gardner"
calmly ranted:

That'll work every time...blast Rush at 'em or better yet: NPR. Don't you
live the look of disgust!


How about a borrowed Marshall Stack with a mic aimed at the dog.
Whenever it barks, one or two HUNDRED watts of bark comes back at it.


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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 19:52:26 -0500, "Tony"
wrote:

Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station.


Thats what I do..though Im usually listening to C&W most of the time
or talk radio.

Gunner



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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 19:18:09 GMT, Gunner
calmly ranted:

Chuckle...the little cartoon Cowboy Calvin peeing on the word Liberal
on the rear window of my pickup truck is still generating much 1
finger comment. More and more its a thumbs up, with the occasional 1
finger salute.

I have taken to keeping a nice whining Bob Wills tape on the console
and when a thumpa thumpa pulls up beside me, Ill stick it into the
tape deck. Yodelling tends to put those types off for some reason,
and any commentary they may have, tends to be stifled when they get a
good look at the driver.
Im told I have a passible "curled lip death stare"


g

Y'know, a metalhead oughta be able to whip something like this out in
a few minutes. For each side of the truck, in front of the wheel so
the thumpa driver can see it, put a raisable dog leg. Whenever the
thumps comes up next to you, point at it and raise the leg. Hit the
button and a small pump makes it pee on the car. Collect dog/cat or
horse/deer/lion pee for this delivery system. What do you think?

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Bernd wrote:

"Don Foreman" wrote in message
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On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:55:42 GMT, Andy Asberry
wrote:
The frequency would be one pulse per window. You could generate it
with ethylene oxide or acetylene and oxygen and a spark plug.


Like your idea Don. What kind of frequency would you send out,
vegetable, fruit, or mineral? I'd go for a vegetable.G


Ice. Evidence is self dissapearing.

Ted


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Tony wrote:

Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station.


Selected portions of the 1812 Overture.

Ted


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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 12:02:23 -0800, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 19:18:09 GMT, Gunner
calmly ranted:

Chuckle...the little cartoon Cowboy Calvin peeing on the word Liberal
on the rear window of my pickup truck is still generating much 1
finger comment. More and more its a thumbs up, with the occasional 1
finger salute.

I have taken to keeping a nice whining Bob Wills tape on the console
and when a thumpa thumpa pulls up beside me, Ill stick it into the
tape deck. Yodelling tends to put those types off for some reason,
and any commentary they may have, tends to be stifled when they get a
good look at the driver.
Im told I have a passible "curled lip death stare"


g

Y'know, a metalhead oughta be able to whip something like this out in
a few minutes. For each side of the truck, in front of the wheel so
the thumpa driver can see it, put a raisable dog leg. Whenever the
thumps comes up next to you, point at it and raise the leg. Hit the
button and a small pump makes it pee on the car. Collect dog/cat or
horse/deer/lion pee for this delivery system. What do you think?


Just a spritz of cat pee on a hot disk brake would stink so bad he
would sell his car.
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 20:23:21 GMT, Ted Edwards
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Tony wrote:

Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station.


Selected portions of the 1812 Overture.


Yeah! Synch the FAE with the cannonfire!



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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 17:28:45 GMT, "Tom Gardner"
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That'll work every time...blast Rush at 'em or better yet: NPR. Don't you
live the look of disgust!


"Gunner" wrote in message
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 19:52:26 -0500, "Tony"
wrote:

Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station.


Thats what I do..though Im usually listening to C&W most of the time
or talk radio.

Gunner


Bagpipe music is also very effective. :-)

--RC

"Sometimes history doesn't repeat itself. It just yells
'can't you remember anything I've told you?' and lets
fly with a club.
-- John W. Cambell Jr.
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On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 18:12:19 -0600, Don Foreman
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On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:55:42 GMT, Andy Asberry
wrote:

Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input
from the same group of responders.

Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at
a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray.

Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and
shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to
injure anyone.

Assignment: What frequency would have the desired effect and how do I
build it.

I can hear the little pimple faced prick now talking to his buddies,
"Man, I just cranked it up and it blew the window out!"


The frequency would be one pulse per window. You could generate it
with ethylene oxide or acetylene and oxygen and a spark plug.

I'm told that an automatic centre punch provides a suitable pulse
Gerry :-)}
London, Canada
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"Andy Asberry" wrote in message
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Rex, I apologize for high jacking your topic but I would like input
from the same group of responders.

Problem: Auto boom boxes. You know. The ones who pull up beside you at
a stop light and rattle the change in your ashtray.

Solution: Just once, OK every time, I would like to hit a switch and
shatter the side glass in his car. Rear, of course, we don't want to
injure anyone.


I'd be happy if I could generate and aim some kind (EMP) Electromagnetic
pulse that would stall the offenders car for just a few mins. Once or twice
and he's going to worry that his super-mega-bass system keeps stalling his
car. I'd pay real money for plans. (I live right near a traffic signal
light, so when the signal is red I tend to get a little more than my share
of these loud cars. And I wouldn't use it if the car was in motion)


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On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 09:20:45 GMT, "TheMan" calmly
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I'd be happy if I could generate and aim some kind (EMP) Electromagnetic
pulse that would stall the offenders car for just a few mins. Once or twice
and he's going to worry that his super-mega-bass system keeps stalling his
car. I'd pay real money for plans. (I live right near a traffic signal
light, so when the signal is red I tend to get a little more than my share
of these loud cars. And I wouldn't use it if the car was in motion)


Talk to the cops about this. Anything producing over 90db at any freq
would automatically be shut down and tickets rendered. It'd make a lot
of dough for them and maybe keep more of them out of radar units.

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I still say: "Photon Torpedoes"


"Gunner" wrote in message
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 17:28:45 GMT, "Tom Gardner"
wrote:

That'll work every time...blast Rush at 'em or better yet: NPR. Don't you
live the look of disgust!


"Gunner" wrote in message
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 19:52:26 -0500, "Tony"
wrote:

Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station.

Thats what I do..though Im usually listening to C&W most of the time
or talk radio.

Gunner


Chuckle...the little cartoon Cowboy Calvin peeing on the word Liberal
on the rear window of my pickup truck is still generating much 1
finger comment. More and more its a thumbs up, with the occasional 1
finger salute.

I have taken to keeping a nice whining Bob Wills tape on the console
and when a thumpa thumpa pulls up beside me, Ill stick it into the
tape deck. Yodelling tends to put those types off for some reason,
and any commentary they may have, tends to be stifled when they get a
good look at the driver.
Im told I have a passible "curled lip death stare"
Shrug

Gunner

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and
degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling
which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has
nothing for which he is willing to fight,
nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a
miserable creature and has no chance of being
free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."
- John Stewart Mill





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In article ,
Gunner wrote:

Chuckle...the little cartoon Cowboy Calvin peeing on the word Liberal
on the rear window of my pickup truck is still generating much 1
finger comment. More and more its a thumbs up, with the occasional 1
finger salute.


Hehe, I know the feeling. I tool around in Waco and all over north
Texas with a "BUSH SUCKS" tag inside the rear window. I also go to
classes with the same message on a pin on my bag, though, to the kids'
credit, nobody's molested my bag. Car has a few suspect dings, though.
I'm also receiving more thumbs up these days. Go figure.

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On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 16:59:10 -0600, "B.B."
u wrote:

In article ,
Gunner wrote:

Chuckle...the little cartoon Cowboy Calvin peeing on the word Liberal
on the rear window of my pickup truck is still generating much 1
finger comment. More and more its a thumbs up, with the occasional 1
finger salute.


Hehe, I know the feeling. I tool around in Waco and all over north
Texas with a "BUSH SUCKS" tag inside the rear window. I also go to
classes with the same message on a pin on my bag, though, to the kids'
credit, nobody's molested my bag. Car has a few suspect dings, though.
I'm also receiving more thumbs up these days. Go figure.


As I posted before, I caught one of those Tolerance and Diversity
types (rainbow sticker on the rear window) vandalizing my truck.

Another one tried it a couple weeks ago.

Both regretted it.

Gunner

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling
which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight,
nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being
free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."
- John Stewart Mill
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"Gunner" wrote in message As I posted before, I caught one of those
Tolerance and Diversity
types (rainbow sticker on the rear window) vandalizing my truck.

Another one tried it a couple weeks ago.
Both regretted it.
Gunner


That's one of those funny things about those "tolerance and diversity
types" - seems that both tolerance and diversity are for only the
"diverse" that are selected and their chosen "views" ...

They of course are justified in any illegal act as long as it is
"justified." There must be a special plea in court: Innocent as a
justified act...
:-}
JHbs


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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 20:23:21 GMT, Ted Edwards wrote:
Tony wrote:

Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station.


Selected portions of the 1812 Overture.


Just the cannon part?

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On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 11:25:45 -0500, "Phants"
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"Gunner" wrote in message As I posted before, I caught one of those
Tolerance and Diversity
types (rainbow sticker on the rear window) vandalizing my truck.

Another one tried it a couple weeks ago.
Both regretted it.
Gunner


That's one of those funny things about those "tolerance and diversity
types" - seems that both tolerance and diversity are for only the
"diverse" that are selected and their chosen "views" ...

They of course are justified in any illegal act as long as it is
"justified." There must be a special plea in court: Innocent as a
justified act...
:-}
JHbs

They certainly think there is. Interestingly the other group that is
big on 'innocent because justified' are a certain class of career
criminals -- although in the case of the criminals I suspect
psychopathology is involved.

Fundamentally in both cases the defense comes down to "It was okay
because I really, really wanted to do it."

I saw a lot of this as a covering the courts in the 1970s.

--RC
"Sometimes history doesn't repeat itself. It just yells
'can't you remember anything I've told you?' and lets
fly with a club.
-- John W. Cambell Jr.


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On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 05:15:27 GMT, Gunner
calmly ranted:

As I posted before, I caught one of those Tolerance and Diversity
types (rainbow sticker on the rear window) vandalizing my truck.

Another one tried it a couple weeks ago.

Both regretted it.


What might the punishment be if someone were possibly punished for
doing something similar to that in the future, Gunner?


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Dave Hinz wrote:

On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 20:23:21 GMT, Ted Edwards wrote:

Tony wrote:


Roll your windows down and turn up the country music station.


Selected portions of the 1812 Overture.



Just the cannon part?

Just when the motion sensor detects - play the Overture.

Martin

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On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 17:29:56 -0800, Larry Jaques
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On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 05:15:27 GMT, Gunner
calmly ranted:

As I posted before, I caught one of those Tolerance and Diversity
types (rainbow sticker on the rear window) vandalizing my truck.

Another one tried it a couple weeks ago.

Both regretted it.


What might the punishment be if someone were possibly punished for
doing something similar to that in the future, Gunner?


Blink blink? Huh? Try that again.

Or are you asking what I might do to said individuals? The first one
lost two valve stems to a very sharp knife. He only had one spare
tire.

The second one, I would have simply given him a good Command Voice
dressing down, but he decided to press the issue physically. A simple
case of overestimating his skill set.

Gunner



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It's not unwise to remember that Mother Nature is essentially a
murderous, sneakly, promiscuous bitch who has been trying to kill you
since your conception.

Eventually she will succeed, perhaps with the help of your fellow man.

Life consists in putting off the inevitable as long as possible and
taking what good and joy you can before her success.

Whether you attribute that situation to evolutionary forces, a fallen
nature after Adam and Eve screwed the pooch, or whatever, it's no less true.

Be friendly, pleasant, unaggressive, and honest toward all and be
prepared to ignore, avoid, or even kill anyone who is otherwise toward
you. Being ready doesn't mean eager, just ready. What true friends are
found in life will undestand and accept that fundamental rule of human
interaction." John Husvar
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On 4 Jan 2005 02:50:38 GMT, Ignoramus22732
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I have a big STOP THE WAR sticker on my pickup, and no one vandalized
my pickup.

i

Of course not. Those who disagree with you are the Nice People. Those
who tend to be on your side of the fence tend to not be so nice.
Shrug.

Gunner


It's not unwise to remember that Mother Nature is essentially a
murderous, sneakly, promiscuous bitch who has been trying to kill you
since your conception.

Eventually she will succeed, perhaps with the help of your fellow man.

Life consists in putting off the inevitable as long as possible and
taking what good and joy you can before her success.

Whether you attribute that situation to evolutionary forces, a fallen
nature after Adam and Eve screwed the pooch, or whatever, it's no less true.

Be friendly, pleasant, unaggressive, and honest toward all and be
prepared to ignore, avoid, or even kill anyone who is otherwise toward
you. Being ready doesn't mean eager, just ready. What true friends are
found in life will undestand and accept that fundamental rule of human
interaction." John Husvar
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On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 09:12:52 GMT, Gunner
calmly ranted:

On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 17:29:56 -0800, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 05:15:27 GMT, Gunner
calmly ranted:

As I posted before, I caught one of those Tolerance and Diversity
types (rainbow sticker on the rear window) vandalizing my truck.

Another one tried it a couple weeks ago.

Both regretted it.


What might the punishment be if someone were possibly punished for
doing something similar to that in the future, Gunner?


Blink blink? Huh? Try that again.


I was trying to give you a legal out in case anyone was watching,
asking hypothetically what you might do.


Or are you asking what I might do to said individuals?


Si!


The first one
lost two valve stems to a very sharp knife. He only had one spare
tire.

The second one, I would have simply given him a good Command Voice
dressing down, but he decided to press the issue physically. A simple
case of overestimating his skill set.


Oh, goodie! What had he done to the truck and how long did his
injuries last? I hope he told his friends how smart he was. the
world doesn't need too many more Darwin Awardees.


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Gunner wrote:

On 4 Jan 2005 02:50:38 GMT, Ignoramus22732
wrote:

I have a big STOP THE WAR sticker on my pickup, and no one vandalized
my pickup.

i

Of course not. Those who disagree with you are the Nice People. Those
who tend to be on your side of the fence tend to not be so nice.
Shrug.

Gunner


I'm nice. I'll argue with people, but that's as far as I ever go.
All of the liberals I know are the same way, and I know quite a few.
Perhaps you just drive in a bad part of town. (:

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On 4 Jan 2005 11:43:46 GMT, Ignoramus28225
wrote:

On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 09:13:57 GMT, Gunner wrote:
On 4 Jan 2005 02:50:38 GMT, Ignoramus22732
wrote:

I have a big STOP THE WAR sticker on my pickup, and no one vandalized
my pickup.

i

Of course not. Those who disagree with you are the Nice People. Those
who tend to be on your side of the fence tend to not be so nice.
Shrug.


I must say that I also have a NRA sticker on my pickup (cal me weird
if you wish), had it for years, and my pickup has never been
vandalized either.

i


Bravo! Lets hope it stays that way. As an experiment, would you
consider a nice bright and prominent Bush/Cheney 2004 sticker? Ill
send you one. Be sure to put it on something that you don't mind
having keyed.

Gunner


It's not unwise to remember that Mother Nature is essentially a
murderous, sneakly, promiscuous bitch who has been trying to kill you
since your conception.

Eventually she will succeed, perhaps with the help of your fellow man.

Life consists in putting off the inevitable as long as possible and
taking what good and joy you can before her success.

Whether you attribute that situation to evolutionary forces, a fallen
nature after Adam and Eve screwed the pooch, or whatever, it's no less true.

Be friendly, pleasant, unaggressive, and honest toward all and be
prepared to ignore, avoid, or even kill anyone who is otherwise toward
you. Being ready doesn't mean eager, just ready. What true friends are
found in life will undestand and accept that fundamental rule of human
interaction." John Husvar
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On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 10:11:21 -0600, "B.B."
u wrote:

In article ,
Gunner wrote:

On 4 Jan 2005 02:50:38 GMT, Ignoramus22732
wrote:

I have a big STOP THE WAR sticker on my pickup, and no one vandalized
my pickup.

i

Of course not. Those who disagree with you are the Nice People. Those
who tend to be on your side of the fence tend to not be so nice.
Shrug.

Gunner


I'm nice. I'll argue with people, but that's as far as I ever go.
All of the liberals I know are the same way, and I know quite a few.
Perhaps you just drive in a bad part of town. (:


In fact, I do drive in bad parts of town. Hollywood, Los Angeles,
Monrovia, Anaheim (where both incidents occured) Azuza, the usual bad
parts of "town"

Gunner


It's not unwise to remember that Mother Nature is essentially a
murderous, sneakly, promiscuous bitch who has been trying to kill you
since your conception.

Eventually she will succeed, perhaps with the help of your fellow man.

Life consists in putting off the inevitable as long as possible and
taking what good and joy you can before her success.

Whether you attribute that situation to evolutionary forces, a fallen
nature after Adam and Eve screwed the pooch, or whatever, it's no less true.

Be friendly, pleasant, unaggressive, and honest toward all and be
prepared to ignore, avoid, or even kill anyone who is otherwise toward
you. Being ready doesn't mean eager, just ready. What true friends are
found in life will undestand and accept that fundamental rule of human
interaction." John Husvar
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On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 05:34:16 -0800, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 09:12:52 GMT, Gunner
calmly ranted:

On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 17:29:56 -0800, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 05:15:27 GMT, Gunner
calmly ranted:

As I posted before, I caught one of those Tolerance and Diversity
types (rainbow sticker on the rear window) vandalizing my truck.

Another one tried it a couple weeks ago.

Both regretted it.

What might the punishment be if someone were possibly punished for
doing something similar to that in the future, Gunner?


Blink blink? Huh? Try that again.


I was trying to give you a legal out in case anyone was watching,
asking hypothetically what you might do.

Oh, I thank you.

Or are you asking what I might do to said individuals?


Si!


The first one
lost two valve stems to a very sharp knife. He only had one spare
tire.

The second one, I would have simply given him a good Command Voice
dressing down, but he decided to press the issue physically. A simple
case of overestimating his skill set.


Oh, goodie! What had he done to the truck and how long did his
injuries last? I hope he told his friends how smart he was. the
world doesn't need too many more Darwin Awardees.


The fellah had a small screwdriver out and was starting to work on the
Bush/Cheney sticker after trashing the Bowhunter sticker. When I
accosted him verbally, he threatened me with the screwdriver.

He fell down several times. Must of had a balance issue. Perhaps an
inner ear infection. Poor fellow intercepted the bumper (steel) at
least once during once of his falls.
Fortunately he ignored the Ernie Ball emblem, else he may have had a
larger problem to deal with.

Im sure he told his friends. At the least, to never physically
threaten with a screwdriver, someone with those sorts of identifying
marks on his vehicle. I dont think he even needed any stitches. Some
butterflys, some Tylenol and he would be as good as new. He was young
and they heal quickly.

A personal picadillo of mine, is to make sure that when such are
shaving, a reminder of of their Bad Thing, is always visible in the
mirror. One of lifes little reminders so to speak. I carry several of
those myself. Shrug.

Gunner



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It's not unwise to remember that Mother Nature is essentially a
murderous, sneakly, promiscuous bitch who has been trying to kill you
since your conception.

Eventually she will succeed, perhaps with the help of your fellow man.

Life consists in putting off the inevitable as long as possible and
taking what good and joy you can before her success.

Whether you attribute that situation to evolutionary forces, a fallen
nature after Adam and Eve screwed the pooch, or whatever, it's no less true.

Be friendly, pleasant, unaggressive, and honest toward all and be
prepared to ignore, avoid, or even kill anyone who is otherwise toward
you. Being ready doesn't mean eager, just ready. What true friends are
found in life will undestand and accept that fundamental rule of human
interaction." John Husvar
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On 4 Jan 2005 11:43:46 GMT, Ignoramus28225
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On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 09:13:57 GMT, Gunner wrote:
On 4 Jan 2005 02:50:38 GMT, Ignoramus22732
wrote:

I have a big STOP THE WAR sticker on my pickup, and no one vandalized
my pickup.

i

Of course not. Those who disagree with you are the Nice People. Those
who tend to be on your side of the fence tend to not be so nice.
Shrug.


I must say that I also have a NRA sticker on my pickup (cal me weird
if you wish), had it for years, and my pickup has never been
vandalized either.

i


Of course not. You've got them too confused to do anything. :-)

--RC

"Sometimes history doesn't repeat itself. It just yells
'can't you remember anything I've told you?' and lets
fly with a club.
-- John W. Cambell Jr.
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