On Mon, 14 May 2018 21:06:19 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:49:35 +0100, Tekkie® wrote:

Clare Snyder posted for all of us...



On Sun, 13 May 2018 08:54:50 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Sunday, May 13, 2018 at 11:10:12 AM UTC-4, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 13 May 2018 15:58:43 +0100, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

On 5/12/2018 7:50 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:


Most of those "bedrooms" are illegal since they don't have proper
egress. The "window well" in a basement does not provide enough clear
space to call that an egress so you need a door to the outside in the
bedroom(s)..

What's wrong with going through the door you entered? My normal bedroom
has a window, but it's only the top bit that opens, so I can't leave
through it without violently smashing toughened double glazing with a
heavy object I don't have in the bedroom. But then I'm not a pessimist
and don't require two forms of exit.


The people that write the building code are pessimists. If the fire is
right outside your bedroom you need a second way out.

Which people don't have in non-basements anyway, as most fit burglar proof windows you can't fit through.


I don't know what kind of hellhole you live in, but we've just got ordinary
double-hung glass windows. Mine are only double-pane, but I don't consider
my house is very expensive to heat so there's no incentive to replace them
with more energy-efficient windows.

Cindy Hamilton

He likely lives in Carntyne West or HagHill or?North Barlanark and
Easterhouse South, or Old Shettleston and Parkhead North in Glasgow,
the most crime-ridden city in Scotland - or perhaps Edinburgh or
Aberdeen.Or perhaps even Ferguslie Park, Paisley
Glasgow is also among the poorest cities in the UK (Only Hackney and
Tower districts of London rank poorer), with the lowest average
education level.

A tent has only one door. Maybe he lives on the street?

I have two doors, although I know of neighbours with only one door on the side of the house. You'd think that would fail some regulation or other.

They have a rule that dwellings need 2 doors but I have seen them side
by side.
In my Maryland house, if you had a kitchen fire, you would need to go
through the fire to get to the back door and right by it to get to the
front door. That is why I put in the sprinklers in the hall and foyer.
I had planned to put a door in the bedroom after I put on the deck out
back but I moved away before I got to it.

On Mon, 14 May 2018 21:07:23 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.

Isn't that the Eurozone?

On 05/14/2018 01:21 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 14 May 2018 03:45:59 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/13/2018 12:34 PM, Clare Snyder wrote:
Glasgow is also among the poorest cities in the UK (Only Hackney and
Tower districts of London rank poorer), with the lowest average
education level.

The home of the famous Glasgow smile. They must be really friendly
people there.

What is a Glasgow smile? I've only ever heard of a Glasgow kiss.


http://i.pinimg.com/originals/ee/03/...94e74a13cb.jpg

Tommy Flanagan, who played Chibs in 'Sons of Anarchy' is probably the
most famous recipient. Note the scars extending from the corners of his
mouth where someone sliced him a new smile

http://www.kgbanswers.com/how-did-to...s-face/4265254

Supposedly 'chib' is Scottish slang for a blade, possibly because Scots
can pronounce 'shiv'.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiv_(weapon)

On 05/14/2018 01:23 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 14 May 2018 03:15:38 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/13/2018 01:38 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
All the mad ****s have big beards like this:
http://i0.wp.com/cdn.musliminc.com/w...?fit=900%2C599


You can't tell me they're not all the same race.

https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia...n_1826929a.jpg


Five Moslems?

Why are they dressed as Jews and have bleached their skin?


They are Palestinians who are trying to sneak into Israel without
getting shot.

Ann Coulter outdid herself on Twitter. Referencing an article like

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...ad-us-embassy/

she innocently asked "Can we do that?"

On 05/14/2018 06:58 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:25:01 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

On Mon, 14 May 2018 17:25:13 +0100, rbowman wrote:

Instances of conversion are relatively rare. What race would you assign
to Sammy Davis Jr., Elizabeth Taylor, or Ivanka Trump Kushner?

Most Jews are the same race. Most Muslims are the same race, might aswell just call then the Jewish and Muslims race.

Neither of them are true unless you think Arabs, Indonesian and blacks
are the same, in the case of Muslims.
Most Jews are caucasian, tracing their heritage to eastern and western
Europe, a significant number living in North America. You probably
even have native born scottish Jews.


Yeah, Cromwell screwed that pooch too. Is there enough left of him to
did him up and execute him again?

On 05/14/2018 01:47 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, May 14, 2018 at 11:24:34 AM UTC-5, rbowman wrote:
On 05/14/2018 06:28 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 14 May 2018 02:39:47 +0100, Clare Snyder
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 14:59:40 -0400, wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 19:14:56 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

'Muslim' is not a race...

Why do people say that ****? They all look the same so clearly
they're a race. Maybe the race name is different, but most Muslims
are the same race.

Not really, you are just thinking about the Arabs but there are a
****load of Muslims in India and south Asia.

And sub-sahara Africa, and Indonesia, and the Phillipines. Lots of
"black muslims" in the USA too.
And not all Arabs are muslims either - - - -

I guess you'd claim Jew isn't a race either?


That's a different can of worms... Unlike Islam Judaism never set out to
convert the world. Then, when you assert the claim that your should have
a specific chunk of real estate because your tribal god gave it to you
in illo tempore biological continuity becomes important.

Instances of conversion are relatively rare. What race would you assign
to Sammy Davis Jr., Elizabeth Taylor, or Ivanka Trump Kushner?


Isn't it the goal of Islam to convert, conquer, enslave or kill The Infidel? I don't think the Jewish people want to do the same. o_O

No, they like their tight little Chosen People Club. otoh, getting the
Christians to fight the Moslems is good clean fun. Popcorn is pareve so
bring plenty.

On 05/14/2018 07:03 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 14 May 2018 12:47:43 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

Isn't it the goal of Islam to convert, conquer, enslave or kill The Infidel? I don't think the Jewish people want to do the same. o_O

The Palestinians would disagree with you.


All except the convert part... Today's bag was 52 or 55 depending on
who was counting.

On Sun, 13 May 2018 21:22:35 -0600, rbowman
wrote:

On 05/13/2018 08:53 PM, wrote:
Whiteface is one of the nicer mountains in the NE. Can't beat the
views and there is a nice highway to the top.

Grumble... I've hiked up Mansfield, Washington, Greylock, Killington,
and others. The hikes were enjoyable but navigating the hordes that
drove up or took a ski lift wasn't. At least with Marcy you put your
boots on and start walking.

I can't imagine that any of those, with the possible exception of
Killington, have the views that Whiteface has. Mansfield and Camel's
hump should be pretty good, too.

The sailplanes swarming around Whiteface were neat to watch, too.

On Mon, 14 May 2018 21:10:24 -0400, wrote:

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:59:18 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:43:53 +0100, Tekkie® wrote:

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife posted for all of us...


I think I'd take my chances putting out the fire first. By the time I was sure I wanted to jump, I'd be unconscious with smoke. I don't want to live the rest of my life in a wheelchair.

Give it a try there Mr Dull

I did put a fire out at the school I worked at once. Someone else had called the fire brigade. By the time they got there it was completely out, so I told them they were no longer needed. The fire brigade is for an out of control fire only.

The problem these days is that they are using so much plastic in
furniture and home furnishing these days that a fire can go from a
flicker to out of control in minutes.


Seconds

On Monday, May 14, 2018 at 8:03:24 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Mon, 14 May 2018 12:47:43 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

Isn't it the goal of Islam to convert, conquer, enslave or kill The Infidel? I don't think the Jewish people want to do the same. o_O

The Palestinians would disagree with you.

The Palestinians, aren't they professional victims who will kill their own and blame it on the Jews? o_O

[8~{} Uncle Curious Monster

On Mon, 14 May 2018 21:10:24 -0400, , the mentally
challenged, notorious, troll-feeding retard, blabbered again:

I did put a fire out at the school I worked at once. Someone else had
called the fire brigade. By the time they got there it was completely
out, so I told them they were no longer needed. The fire brigade is for
an out of control fire only.

The problem these days is that they are using so much plastic in
furniture and home furnishing these days that a fire can go from a
flicker to out of control in minutes.

The problem is that you Yanks STILL don't understand what the matter is with
this sociopathic sow. He most likely started the fire himself (he repeatedly
bragged about how much fun he had as youth setting fire to things!!!) and
then put it out himself to enjoy the attention he got from the fire brigade
and the school authorities! Get a clue finally! tsk

--
More details of Birdbrain Macaw's (now "James Wilkinson" LOL) sociopathic
life:
"Because it's fun. I set loads of stuff on fire when I was a kid."
Message-ID:

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:32:40 -0600, lowbrowman, the endlessly driveling
senile idiot, blabbered again:

http://i.pinimg.com/originals/ee/03/...94e74a13cb.jpg

Tommy Flanagan, who played Chibs in 'Sons of Anarchy' is probably the
most famous recipient. Note the scars extending from the corners of his
mouth where someone sliced him a new smile

http://www.kgbanswers.com/how-did-to...s-face/4265254

Supposedly 'chib' is Scottish slang for a blade, possibly because Scots
can pronounce 'shiv'.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiv_(weapon)

Geezuz Christ ...must you be lonely, lowbrowman! Nobody in your old people's
home taking any notice of you again?

On Mon, 14 May 2018 21:14:57 -0400, , the mentally
challenged, notorious, troll-feeding retard, blabbered again:

FLUSH the senile oaf's senile drivel

On Mon, 14 May 2018 21:18:28 -0400, , the mentally
challenged, notorious, troll-feeding retard, blabbered again:

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.

Isn't that the Eurozone?

Nope, Yankietard, that's the sociopathic Scottish sow's sick head!

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:58:15 -0400, , the mentally
challenged, notorious, troll-feeding retard, blabbered again:

Most Jews are the same race. Most Muslims are the same race, might
aswell just call then the Jewish and Muslims race.

Neither of them are true unless you think Arabs, Indonesian and blacks
are the same, in the case of Muslims.
Most Jews are caucasian, tracing their heritage to eastern and western
Europe, a significant number living in North America. You probably
even have native born scottish Jews.

What has all this idiotic drivel to do with alt.home.repair, you two
mentally deficient, endlessly gossiping idiots?

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:38:48 -0600, lowbrowman, the endlessly driveling
senile idiot, blabbered again:

Why are they dressed as Jews and have bleached their skin?


They are Palestinians who are trying to sneak into Israel without
getting shot.

TWO prize idiots having a "conversation"! LOL

On Tue, 15 May 2018 02:18:28 +0100, wrote:

On Mon, 14 May 2018 21:07:23 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.

Isn't that the Eurozone?

That's one of the reasons I voted leave (the main ones being immigrunts, and way too many rules for pathetic things like the power rating of a vacuum cleaner).

--
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.

On Tue, 15 May 2018 03:32:40 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/14/2018 01:21 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 14 May 2018 03:45:59 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/13/2018 12:34 PM, Clare Snyder wrote:
Glasgow is also among the poorest cities in the UK (Only Hackney and
Tower districts of London rank poorer), with the lowest average
education level.

The home of the famous Glasgow smile. They must be really friendly
people there.

What is a Glasgow smile? I've only ever heard of a Glasgow kiss.


http://i.pinimg.com/originals/ee/03/...94e74a13cb.jpg

Tommy Flanagan, who played Chibs in 'Sons of Anarchy' is probably the
most famous recipient. Note the scars extending from the corners of his
mouth where someone sliced him a new smile

http://www.kgbanswers.com/how-did-to...s-face/4265254

Ouch.

Supposedly 'chib' is Scottish slang for a blade, possibly because Scots
can pronounce 'shiv'.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiv_(weapon)

I take it you meant "can't". Scots can't pronounce all sorts of things. The stronger one's accent, the lower one's intelligence.

--
Please be bending short long rod before inserting the output firmly inwards to save health unwellness.

On Tue, 15 May 2018 03:38:48 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/14/2018 01:23 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 14 May 2018 03:15:38 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/13/2018 01:38 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
All the mad ****s have big beards like this:
http://i0.wp.com/cdn.musliminc.com/w...?fit=900%2C599


You can't tell me they're not all the same race.

https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia...n_1826929a.jpg


Five Moslems?

Why are they dressed as Jews and have bleached their skin?


They are Palestinians who are trying to sneak into Israel without
getting shot.

Ann Coulter outdid herself on Twitter. Referencing an article like

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...ad-us-embassy/

she innocently asked "Can we do that?"

Can we do what?

We need to let these morons kill each other until only on side is left, then it uses up less of our own bombs.

--
The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as "English Weather".
Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as "Muslim Weather" - (Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite).

On Tue, 15 May 2018 01:58:15 +0100, wrote:

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:25:01 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

On Mon, 14 May 2018 17:25:13 +0100, rbowman wrote:

Instances of conversion are relatively rare. What race would you assign
to Sammy Davis Jr., Elizabeth Taylor, or Ivanka Trump Kushner?

Most Jews are the same race. Most Muslims are the same race, might aswell just call then the Jewish and Muslims race.

Neither of them are true unless you think Arabs, Indonesian and blacks
are the same, in the case of Muslims.

I think of these as the Muslim race (there may of course be morons in other races that believe in allah):
http://i0.wp.com/cdn.musliminc.com/w...?fit=900%2C599

Most Jews are caucasian, tracing their heritage to eastern and western
Europe, a significant number living in North America. You probably
even have native born scottish Jews.

Every person who I know is a Jew looks the same. Like Jeff Goldblum.

--
A conscience just costs you money.

On Tue, 15 May 2018 02:10:24 +0100, wrote:

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:59:18 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:43:53 +0100, Tekkie® wrote:

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife posted for all of us...


I think I'd take my chances putting out the fire first. By the time I was sure I wanted to jump, I'd be unconscious with smoke. I don't want to live the rest of my life in a wheelchair.

Give it a try there Mr Dull

I did put a fire out at the school I worked at once. Someone else had called the fire brigade. By the time they got there it was completely out, so I told them they were no longer needed. The fire brigade is for an out of control fire only.

The problem these days is that they are using so much plastic in
furniture and home furnishing these days that a fire can go from a
flicker to out of control in minutes.

No, everything has to have these bloody fire regulations on it, especially sofas. A lot of plastics don't burn, like the stuff used for insulation round wires.

--
It is impossible to hold a sandwich between your elbows and eat it.

On Tue, 15 May 2018 07:15:42 +0100, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Monday, May 14, 2018 at 8:03:24 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Mon, 14 May 2018 12:47:43 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

Isn't it the goal of Islam to convert, conquer, enslave or kill The Infidel? I don't think the Jewish people want to do the same. o_O

The Palestinians would disagree with you.

The Palestinians, aren't they professional victims who will kill their own and blame it on the Jews? o_O

[8~{} Uncle Curious Monster

We should supply both sides with loads of weapons and let them kill each other.

--
What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all mother****ers ain't gonna believe dis ****!"

On 05/15/2018 08:30 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 15 May 2018 03:38:48 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/14/2018 01:23 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 14 May 2018 03:15:38 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/13/2018 01:38 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
All the mad ****s have big beards like this:
http://i0.wp.com/cdn.musliminc.com/w...?fit=900%2C599



You can't tell me they're not all the same race.

https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia...n_1826929a.jpg



Five Moslems?

Why are they dressed as Jews and have bleached their skin?


They are Palestinians who are trying to sneak into Israel without
getting shot.

Ann Coulter outdid herself on Twitter. Referencing an article like

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...ad-us-embassy/


she innocently asked "Can we do that?"

Can we do what?

We need to let these morons kill each other until only on side is left,
then it uses up less of our own bombs.


In the context of Ann Coulter she means 'can't we open fire with an M240
and blow those ****ing Honduran 'asylum seekers' off our fence and
straight to hell?'

She was an early Trump supporter and is very unhappy that he's screwing
around in Korea and Jerusalem and not building a wall.

On 05/15/2018 08:35 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Every person who I know is a Jew looks the same. Like Jeff Goldblum.

http://www.rabble.ca/blogs/bloggers/...-new-blue-eyes

I can't find a video clip but the scene between Lawford and Newman needs
to be seen to be appreciated.

To set the context, Newman is a Haganah member who is conning Lawford
out of a truckload of British military supplies by posing as a British
officer.

Then there is the '50's movie 'The Vikings' with Kirk Douglas (Issur
Danielovitch) and Tony Curtis (Bernard Schwarz).

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/ra...michael-330510

On Tue, 15 May 2018 16:13:13 -0600, , the mentally
challenged, notorious, troll-feeding retard, blabbered again:

In the context of Ann Coulter she means 'can't we open fire with an M240
and blow those ****ing Honduran 'asylum seekers' off our fence and
straight to hell?'

She was an early Trump supporter and is very unhappy that he's screwing
around in Korea and Jerusalem and not building a wall.

What has all your senile drivel got to do with ahr, senile Yankietard?

On Tue, 15 May 2018 16:29:19 -0600, lowbrowman, the endlessly driveling
senile idiot, blabbered again:

FLUSH the senile Yankietard's usual senile ****

What has all your senile bull**** got to do with ahr, you endlessly
driveling senile Yankietard?

posted for all of us...



On Mon, 14 May 2018 15:31:41 -0400, Tekkie®
wrote:

posted for all of us...



On Sun, 13 May 2018 20:43:01 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 20:35:53 +0100, wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 14:46:09 -0400, Clare Snyder
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 00:43:20 -0600, rbowman
wrote:

On 05/12/2018 11:52 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, May 12, 2018 at 11:16:16 PM UTC-5, rbowman wrote:
On 05/12/2018 03:48 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
And I though Florida was dry?

The highest point in Florida is 345' above sea level and it's up on the
Alabama border. Left to its own devices, Florida is a swamp.

Heck, I knew Alabama was holding Florida's head above water. ^_^

I went looking for that mountain peak before GPS's were around, never
could find it. There are a lot of little hills in that part of Alabama
and Florida. It's someplace around Florala. I do believe I've walked up
Cheaha. At least the Talledegas are real mountains.
Britton Hill in Walton County is the "high point" - up in the
panhandle. Down in the peninsula its around Lake Wales -"Sugarloaf
Mountain" at about 312 feet. About the diffference in elevation
between the Freeport Bridge at the west end of Kitchener Cedar Hill, a
few miles to the North East.

Our local little ski hill, Chicopee, has a greater vertical drop than
the total hight above sea level of Britton Hill!!!

The highest point in Lee County is the landfill. It used to be Mound
Key, the Calusa Indian landfill 500 years ago.

The local landfill to me (still in operation) has new houses being built next to it. Who the **** lives there? There must be a lot of people with no sense of smell.

Most people are smart enough not to buy a house next to a landfill but
I would not be surprised if they do develop it. A clue is when you see
sea gulls in your yard and you are 15 miles from the beach.

I had a friend (really) whom his father & I dug a hole for tree. About 6"
down we were hitting cans, glass, trash, etc. No smell. No bodies either;(

I know a guy who makes beer money digging up old bottles. You don't
want a contemporary land fill but if you find one that is ~100 years
old, there will be bottles in there that collectors will pay big bucks
for in antique shops.

I am sure the father didn't know he was buying on a landfill. Didn't really
think about it until I was much older. I agree on the old bottles. One can
see them in the 'antiques' shops. This Old House season has some guy digging
them out of the privy's down in Charleston.

--
Tekkie

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife posted for all of us...



On Mon, 14 May 2018 21:41:20 +0100, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Monday, May 14, 2018 at 2:04:22 PM UTC-5, Tekkie® wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife posted for all of us...



On Sat, 12 May 2018 07:56:22 +0100, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Saturday, May 12, 2018 at 1:03:04 AM UTC-5, rbowman wrote:
On 05/11/2018 10:33 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
I clicked on your first link and I'll be darned if a full episode of The Rat Patrol didn't appear next to it. 1966 just came flooding back.. I was a teenager and couldn't wait for the next episode. There were no VCR's so we had to make sure we were sitting in front of the TV when the shows came on. Dang! When I pulled up the list for the entire series, I saw an episode of Combat! Darnit! Now I'm going to be tied up watching those TV shows
from
the last century. ^_^

I've got a Fire TV dongle and have been watching some of the stuff
Amazon has available, 'Route 66', 'Yancy Derringer', and 'Peter Gunn'.

'Peter Gunn' is the real period offering. First of all Gunn and most of
the other characters are always smoking. Everybody carries a revolver
which was par for 1958. The bad guys tend to get shot and die with no
messy trials. That part is a little hokey. One hit from a .38 Special
and they fall down dead. One of them even died immediately after being
hit by a thrown switchblade. Yancy Derringer is more believable when the
redskin (played by a German) opens up with his 12 gauge although that
has a few instant knife kills and Derringer is remarkably deadly with
his Sharps pepperbox.

I have a 7" Fire tablet and I bought the protective housing for it after I dropped it a few times. Now I drop it all the time but the case protects it. I've been watching the Andromeda TV series on the little 7" tablet when I visit the toilet to drop a load of Readymix. I used to take a magazine or newspaper(remember them) with me to the bathroom when I needed to rid myself of toxic solid waste. Ain't technology amazing? ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Toxic Monster

Can you come over and fill my foundation trench for me?

You pay the shipping charges?
--
Tekkie

The government won't allow me to ship it over state lines. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Trench Monster

I thought he meant to ship you in your entirety.

No, I don't want to get rid of Unc. I just wanted you to purchase his by-
product for your foundation.

--
Tekkie

Clare Snyder posted for all of us...



On Mon, 14 May 2018 21:10:24 -0400, wrote:

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:59:18 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:43:53 +0100, Tekkie® wrote:

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife posted for all of us...


I think I'd take my chances putting out the fire first. By the time I was sure I wanted to jump, I'd be unconscious with smoke. I don't want to live the rest of my life in a wheelchair.

Give it a try there Mr Dull

I did put a fire out at the school I worked at once. Someone else had called the fire brigade. By the time they got there it was completely out, so I told them they were no longer needed. The fire brigade is for an out of control fire only.

The problem these days is that they are using so much plastic in
furniture and home furnishing these days that a fire can go from a
flicker to out of control in minutes.


Seconds

Don't confuse him with facts.

--
Tekkie

On Wed, 16 May 2018 14:35:04 -0400, Tekkie®, another mentally deficient,
troll-feeding idiot, blathered:

I thought he meant to ship you in your entirety.

No, I don't want to get rid of Unc. I just wanted you to purchase his by-
product for your foundation.

What a bunch of driveling senile idiots! tsk

On Tue, 15 May 2018 23:13:13 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/15/2018 08:30 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 15 May 2018 03:38:48 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/14/2018 01:23 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 14 May 2018 03:15:38 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/13/2018 01:38 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
All the mad ****s have big beards like this:
http://i0.wp.com/cdn.musliminc.com/w...?fit=900%2C599



You can't tell me they're not all the same race.

https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia...n_1826929a.jpg



Five Moslems?

Why are they dressed as Jews and have bleached their skin?


They are Palestinians who are trying to sneak into Israel without
getting shot.

Ann Coulter outdid herself on Twitter. Referencing an article like

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...ad-us-embassy/


she innocently asked "Can we do that?"

Can we do what?

We need to let these morons kill each other until only on side is left,
then it uses up less of our own bombs.


In the context of Ann Coulter she means 'can't we open fire with an M240
and blow those ****ing Honduran 'asylum seekers' off our fence and
straight to hell?'

She was an early Trump supporter and is very unhappy that he's screwing
around in Korea and Jerusalem and not building a wall.

So you voted in the mild version. Oh dear.

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What's soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up?
Vomit.

On Tue, 15 May 2018 23:29:19 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/15/2018 08:35 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Every person who I know is a Jew looks the same. Like Jeff Goldblum.

http://www.rabble.ca/blogs/bloggers/...-new-blue-eyes

I can't find a video clip but the scene between Lawford and Newman needs
to be seen to be appreciated.

To set the context, Newman is a Haganah member who is conning Lawford
out of a truckload of British military supplies by posing as a British
officer.

Then there is the '50's movie 'The Vikings' with Kirk Douglas (Issur
Danielovitch) and Tony Curtis (Bernard Schwarz).

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/ra...michael-330510

So some of them are undercover. Figures. Jews are underhanded like that.

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"I wonder who discovered we could get milk from cows and what the **** did he think he was doing?!" -- Billy Connolly

On Wed, 16 May 2018 19:32:43 +0100, Tekkie® wrote:

posted for all of us...



On Mon, 14 May 2018 15:31:41 -0400, Tekkie®
wrote:

posted for all of us...



On Sun, 13 May 2018 20:43:01 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 20:35:53 +0100, wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 14:46:09 -0400, Clare Snyder
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 00:43:20 -0600, rbowman
wrote:

On 05/12/2018 11:52 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, May 12, 2018 at 11:16:16 PM UTC-5, rbowman wrote:
On 05/12/2018 03:48 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
And I though Florida was dry?

The highest point in Florida is 345' above sea level and it's up on the
Alabama border. Left to its own devices, Florida is a swamp..

Heck, I knew Alabama was holding Florida's head above water. ^_^

I went looking for that mountain peak before GPS's were around, never
could find it. There are a lot of little hills in that part of Alabama
and Florida. It's someplace around Florala. I do believe I've walked up
Cheaha. At least the Talledegas are real mountains.
Britton Hill in Walton County is the "high point" - up in the
panhandle. Down in the peninsula its around Lake Wales -"Sugarloaf
Mountain" at about 312 feet. About the diffference in elevation
between the Freeport Bridge at the west end of Kitchener Cedar Hill, a
few miles to the North East.

Our local little ski hill, Chicopee, has a greater vertical drop than
the total hight above sea level of Britton Hill!!!

The highest point in Lee County is the landfill. It used to be Mound
Key, the Calusa Indian landfill 500 years ago.

The local landfill to me (still in operation) has new houses being built next to it. Who the **** lives there? There must be a lot of people with no sense of smell.

Most people are smart enough not to buy a house next to a landfill but
I would not be surprised if they do develop it. A clue is when you see
sea gulls in your yard and you are 15 miles from the beach.

I had a friend (really) whom his father & I dug a hole for tree. About 6"
down we were hitting cans, glass, trash, etc. No smell. No bodies either;(

I know a guy who makes beer money digging up old bottles. You don't
want a contemporary land fill but if you find one that is ~100 years
old, there will be bottles in there that collectors will pay big bucks
for in antique shops.

I am sure the father didn't know he was buying on a landfill. Didn't really
think about it until I was much older. I agree on the old bottles. One can
see them in the 'antiques' shops. This Old House season has some guy digging
them out of the privy's down in Charleston.

As long as rotting stuff doesn't make a build up of methane and an explosion.....

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Did you hear about the new instant lottery game in India?
You scratch the ticket and if the dot matches the one on your forehead, you win a convenience store in the US.

On Wed, 16 May 2018 19:35:04 +0100, Tekkie® wrote:

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife posted for all of us...



On Mon, 14 May 2018 21:41:20 +0100, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Monday, May 14, 2018 at 2:04:22 PM UTC-5, Tekkie® wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife posted for all of us...



On Sat, 12 May 2018 07:56:22 +0100, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Saturday, May 12, 2018 at 1:03:04 AM UTC-5, rbowman wrote:
On 05/11/2018 10:33 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
I clicked on your first link and I'll be darned if a full episode of The Rat Patrol didn't appear next to it. 1966 just came flooding back. I was a teenager and couldn't wait for the next episode. There were no VCR's so we had to make sure we were sitting in front of the TV when the shows came on. Dang! When I pulled up the list for the entire series, I saw an episode of Combat! Darnit! Now I'm going to be tied up watching those TV shows
from
the last century. ^_^

I've got a Fire TV dongle and have been watching some of the stuff
Amazon has available, 'Route 66', 'Yancy Derringer', and 'Peter Gunn'.

'Peter Gunn' is the real period offering. First of all Gunn and most of
the other characters are always smoking. Everybody carries a revolver
which was par for 1958. The bad guys tend to get shot and die with no
messy trials. That part is a little hokey. One hit from a .38 Special
and they fall down dead. One of them even died immediately after being
hit by a thrown switchblade. Yancy Derringer is more believable when the
redskin (played by a German) opens up with his 12 gauge although that
has a few instant knife kills and Derringer is remarkably deadly with
his Sharps pepperbox.

I have a 7" Fire tablet and I bought the protective housing for it after I dropped it a few times. Now I drop it all the time but the case protects it. I've been watching the Andromeda TV series on the little 7" tablet when I visit the toilet to drop a load of Readymix. I used to take a magazine or newspaper(remember them) with me to the bathroom when I needed to rid myself of toxic solid waste. Ain't technology amazing? ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Toxic Monster

Can you come over and fill my foundation trench for me?

You pay the shipping charges?
--
Tekkie

The government won't allow me to ship it over state lines. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Trench Monster

I thought he meant to ship you in your entirety.

No, I don't want to get rid of Unc. I just wanted you to purchase his by-
product for your foundation.

Wouldn't I need a setting agent?

--
Always talk to your wife while you're making love -- if there's a phone handy.

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:48:39 -0600, rbowman
wrote:

On 05/14/2018 07:03 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 14 May 2018 12:47:43 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

Isn't it the goal of Islam to convert, conquer, enslave or kill The Infidel? I don't think the Jewish people want to do the same. o_O

The Palestinians would disagree with you.


All except the convert part... Today's bag was 52 or 55 depending on
who was counting.

Not enough.