On Mon, 14 May 2018 08:40:24 -0400, Ed Pawlowski, the notorious,
troll-feeding Yankietard, blathered again:


But how many whites have been killed in Chicago?


4.8% are white/other
Statistic on race is on the left, about half way down
https://heyjackass.com/

"Jackass"? Must be your homepage, Yankietard! BG

On Mon, 14 May 2018 10:30:02 -0600, lowbrowman, the endlessly driveling
senile idiot, blabbered again:

But how many whites have been killed in Chicago?


Over the years it runs about 4% of the total body count.

Another troll-feeding Yankietard has answered his question already,
lowbrowman! Or are you afraid the Scot won't let you suck him off, if
you miss out feeding him, you senile oaf?

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife posted for all of us...



On Sat, 12 May 2018 07:56:22 +0100, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Saturday, May 12, 2018 at 1:03:04 AM UTC-5, rbowman wrote:
On 05/11/2018 10:33 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
I clicked on your first link and I'll be darned if a full episode of The Rat Patrol didn't appear next to it. 1966 just came flooding back. I was a teenager and couldn't wait for the next episode. There were no VCR's so we had to make sure we were sitting in front of the TV when the shows came on. Dang! When I pulled up the list for the entire series, I saw an episode of Combat! Darnit! Now I'm going to be tied up watching those TV shows from
the last century. ^_^

I've got a Fire TV dongle and have been watching some of the stuff
Amazon has available, 'Route 66', 'Yancy Derringer', and 'Peter Gunn'.

'Peter Gunn' is the real period offering. First of all Gunn and most of
the other characters are always smoking. Everybody carries a revolver
which was par for 1958. The bad guys tend to get shot and die with no
messy trials. That part is a little hokey. One hit from a .38 Special
and they fall down dead. One of them even died immediately after being
hit by a thrown switchblade. Yancy Derringer is more believable when the
redskin (played by a German) opens up with his 12 gauge although that
has a few instant knife kills and Derringer is remarkably deadly with
his Sharps pepperbox.

I have a 7" Fire tablet and I bought the protective housing for it after I dropped it a few times. Now I drop it all the time but the case protects it. I've been watching the Andromeda TV series on the little 7" tablet when I visit the toilet to drop a load of Readymix. I used to take a magazine or newspaper(remember them) with me to the bathroom when I needed to rid myself of toxic solid waste. Ain't technology amazing? ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Toxic Monster

Can you come over and fill my foundation trench for me?

You pay the shipping charges?

--
Tekkie

On Mon, 14 May 2018 03:45:59 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/13/2018 12:34 PM, Clare Snyder wrote:
Glasgow is also among the poorest cities in the UK (Only Hackney and
Tower districts of London rank poorer), with the lowest average
education level.

The home of the famous Glasgow smile. They must be really friendly
people there.

What is a Glasgow smile? I've only ever heard of a Glasgow kiss.

--
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

On Mon, 14 May 2018 03:51:00 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/13/2018 12:46 PM, Clare Snyder wrote:
Our local little ski hill, Chicopee, has a greater vertical drop than
the total hight above sea level of Britton Hill!!!

Pines Peak Ski Resort in northern Indiana has a massive 150' of vertical
drop. That's my kind of ski slope; I really don't like going downhill on
skis very much.

I prefer a slope to a vertical drop. Don't you collide with the bottom rather rapidly?

--
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

On Mon, 14 May 2018 03:56:18 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/13/2018 01:43 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 13 May 2018 20:36:33 +0100, wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 14:48:01 -0400, Clare Snyder
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 11:09:51 -0400, wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 15:32:01 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 05:16:55 +0100, rbowman
wrote:

On 05/12/2018 03:48 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
And I though Florida was dry?

The highest point in Florida is 345' above sea level and it's up
on the
Alabama border. Left to its own devices, Florida is a swamp.

I thought it was so hot any water evaporated immediately.

There are a lot of myths about Florida,. One is how hot it must be but
the reality is it got hotter in the summer in DC (100+F) than it ever
gets here. We just don't have winter.

And sweating in DC actually accomplishes something

Not really, the humidity there is horrible too.

But that makes the semi naked women all shiny.

Once you get out of the classy neighborhoods the women will be black and
shiny. Mess with them at your own risk.

When I said woman I was inferring human.

--
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

On Mon, 14 May 2018 03:15:38 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/13/2018 01:38 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
All the mad ****s have big beards like this:
http://i0.wp.com/cdn.musliminc.com/w...?fit=900%2C599

You can't tell me they're not all the same race.

https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia...n_1826929a.jpg

Five Moslems?

Why are they dressed as Jews and have bleached their skin?

--
Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

On Mon, 14 May 2018 17:07:32 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/14/2018 06:27 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

This is what everyone calls a Muslim (I just typed Muslim into Google
images):

In most cases 'everybody' refers the the lowest common denominator of
ignorance.

Or people who don't really give a **** about the warped eastern religions.

--
110 people once tied for second prize in the Powerball Lottery after playing the same lucky numbers from a fortune cookie.

On Mon, 14 May 2018 17:25:13 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/14/2018 06:28 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 14 May 2018 02:39:47 +0100, Clare Snyder
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 14:59:40 -0400, wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 19:14:56 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

'Muslim' is not a race...

Why do people say that ****? They all look the same so clearly
they're a race. Maybe the race name is different, but most Muslims
are the same race.

Not really, you are just thinking about the Arabs but there are a
****load of Muslims in India and south Asia.

And sub-sahara Africa, and Indonesia, and the Phillipines. Lots of
"black muslims" in the USA too.
And not all Arabs are muslims either - - - -

I guess you'd claim Jew isn't a race either?


That's a different can of worms... Unlike Islam Judaism never set out to
convert the world. Then, when you assert the claim that your should have
a specific chunk of real estate because your tribal god gave it to you
in illo tempore biological continuity becomes important.

Instances of conversion are relatively rare. What race would you assign
to Sammy Davis Jr., Elizabeth Taylor, or Ivanka Trump Kushner?

Most Jews are the same race. Most Muslims are the same race, might aswell just call then the Jewish and Muslims race.

--
Peter is listening to "DJ Splash - Inspiration"

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:04:18 +0100, Tekkie® wrote:

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife posted for all of us...



On Sat, 12 May 2018 07:56:22 +0100, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Saturday, May 12, 2018 at 1:03:04 AM UTC-5, rbowman wrote:
On 05/11/2018 10:33 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
I clicked on your first link and I'll be darned if a full episode of The Rat Patrol didn't appear next to it. 1966 just came flooding back. I was a teenager and couldn't wait for the next episode. There were no VCR's so we had to make sure we were sitting in front of the TV when the shows came on. Dang! When I pulled up the list for the entire series, I saw an episode of Combat! Darnit! Now I'm going to be tied up watching those TV shows from
the last century. ^_^

I've got a Fire TV dongle and have been watching some of the stuff
Amazon has available, 'Route 66', 'Yancy Derringer', and 'Peter Gunn'.

'Peter Gunn' is the real period offering. First of all Gunn and most of
the other characters are always smoking. Everybody carries a revolver
which was par for 1958. The bad guys tend to get shot and die with no
messy trials. That part is a little hokey. One hit from a .38 Special
and they fall down dead. One of them even died immediately after being
hit by a thrown switchblade. Yancy Derringer is more believable when the
redskin (played by a German) opens up with his 12 gauge although that
has a few instant knife kills and Derringer is remarkably deadly with
his Sharps pepperbox.

I have a 7" Fire tablet and I bought the protective housing for it after I dropped it a few times. Now I drop it all the time but the case protects it. I've been watching the Andromeda TV series on the little 7" tablet when I visit the toilet to drop a load of Readymix. I used to take a magazine or newspaper(remember them) with me to the bathroom when I needed to rid myself of toxic solid waste. Ain't technology amazing? ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Toxic Monster

Can you come over and fill my foundation trench for me?

You pay the shipping charges?

He wants a free holiday aswell?!

--
Illegal is a big sick bird.

posted for all of us...



On Sun, 13 May 2018 20:43:01 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 20:35:53 +0100, wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 14:46:09 -0400, Clare Snyder
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 00:43:20 -0600, rbowman
wrote:

On 05/12/2018 11:52 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, May 12, 2018 at 11:16:16 PM UTC-5, rbowman wrote:
On 05/12/2018 03:48 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
And I though Florida was dry?

The highest point in Florida is 345' above sea level and it's up on the
Alabama border. Left to its own devices, Florida is a swamp.

Heck, I knew Alabama was holding Florida's head above water. ^_^

I went looking for that mountain peak before GPS's were around, never
could find it. There are a lot of little hills in that part of Alabama
and Florida. It's someplace around Florala. I do believe I've walked up
Cheaha. At least the Talledegas are real mountains.
Britton Hill in Walton County is the "high point" - up in the
panhandle. Down in the peninsula its around Lake Wales -"Sugarloaf
Mountain" at about 312 feet. About the diffference in elevation
between the Freeport Bridge at the west end of Kitchener Cedar Hill, a
few miles to the North East.

Our local little ski hill, Chicopee, has a greater vertical drop than
the total hight above sea level of Britton Hill!!!

The highest point in Lee County is the landfill. It used to be Mound
Key, the Calusa Indian landfill 500 years ago.

The local landfill to me (still in operation) has new houses being built next to it. Who the **** lives there? There must be a lot of people with no sense of smell.

Most people are smart enough not to buy a house next to a landfill but
I would not be surprised if they do develop it. A clue is when you see
sea gulls in your yard and you are 15 miles from the beach.

I had a friend (really) whom his father & I dug a hole for tree. About 6"
down we were hitting cans, glass, trash, etc. No smell. No bodies either;(

--
Tekkie

Clare Snyder posted for all of us...



On Sun, 13 May 2018 13:12:48 -0400, wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 16:10:47 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 16:00:03 +0100, wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 14:22:18 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 01:04:17 +0100, wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 00:50:41 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 00:10:12 +0100, wrote:

On Sat, 12 May 2018 17:43:18 -0400, Clare Snyder
wrote:



"On Slab" works good in Florida where anything resembling a basement
is liable to become an indoor swimming pool - up here in the higher
elevations and more temperate to cold regions, full basements are the
rule rather thanthe exception - almost always conditioned and used as
extra living /utility space.

Furnace in the attic? Not up here. It's in the "basement" - generally
along with laundry and a "rec room" - often an additional bathroom,-
and sometimes even a bedroom or 2.

I am aware of the basement thing but a lot of them still have water
problems. You are right, a basement here is going to be an indoor
pool. You can dig a well with a post hole digger. It is just nasty
water.
Most of those "bedrooms" are illegal since they don't have proper
egress. The "window well" in a basement does not provide enough clear
space to call that an egress so you need a door to the outside in the
bedroom(s)..

What's wrong with going through the door you entered? My normal bedroom has a window, but it's only the top bit that opens, so I can't leave through it without violently smashing toughened double glazing with a heavy object I don't have in the bedroom. But then I'm not a pessimist and don't require two forms of exit.

It is all about what happens if the house is on fire and you wake up
in a room full of smoke. They don't want you to have to go towards the
fire. You certainly don't want to be trapped in the basement if the
fire is upstairs.

Well in my standard bedroom on the 1st (USA) or ground (UK) floor, I can still only get out of the door. The window only opens at the top. And anyone with a 2 storey house who sleeps upstairs has the same problem. Unless someone provided a ladder for you to climb down, you're ****ed.

They sell the hell out of these
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Kidde-2-...8093/202066899

I don't know anyone in the UK with one of those. Maybe Americans are stupid, sorry stoopid, and set more fire in their own homes?

Maybe they are just easier to scare.


Mabee they just value their lives more and think beyond the end of
their noses???

Hmm...

--
Tekkie

Ed Pawlowski posted for all of us...



On 5/13/2018 9:22 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Well in my standard bedroom on the 1st (USA) or ground (UK) floor, I can
still only get out of the door.* The window only opens at the top.* And
anyone with a 2 storey house who sleeps upstairs has the same problem.
Unless someone provided a ladder for you to climb down, you're ****ed.


Fire truck will have a ladder. If the fire is forcing me out though,
I'd jump and risk a broken leg rather than burn to death.

A tip is to hang from the window sill. It gets you closer to the ground.

A smoke detector is better. Protect lives and property; in that order.

--
Tekkie

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife posted for all of us...


I think I'd take my chances putting out the fire first. By the time I was sure I wanted to jump, I'd be unconscious with smoke. I don't want to live the rest of my life in a wheelchair.


Give it a try there Mr Dull

--
Tekkie

posted for all of us...



On Sun, 13 May 2018 11:00:45 -0400, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

On 5/13/2018 9:22 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Well in my standard bedroom on the 1st (USA) or ground (UK) floor, I can
still only get out of the door.* The window only opens at the top.* And
anyone with a 2 storey house who sleeps upstairs has the same problem.
Unless someone provided a ladder for you to climb down, you're ****ed.


Fire truck will have a ladder. If the fire is forcing me out though,
I'd jump and risk a broken leg rather than burn to death.

I figured out when I was about 10 that if you hang from the window
sill and drop the fall is not that far. I used to do it a lot.

Sorry, G I wasn't down this far...

--
Tekkie

On Monday, May 14, 2018 at 11:24:34 AM UTC-5, rbowman wrote:
On 05/14/2018 06:28 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 14 May 2018 02:39:47 +0100, Clare Snyder
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 14:59:40 -0400, wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 19:14:56 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

'Muslim' is not a race...

Why do people say that ****? They all look the same so clearly
they're a race. Maybe the race name is different, but most Muslims
are the same race.

Not really, you are just thinking about the Arabs but there are a
****load of Muslims in India and south Asia.

And sub-sahara Africa, and Indonesia, and the Phillipines. Lots of
"black muslims" in the USA too.
And not all Arabs are muslims either - - - -

I guess you'd claim Jew isn't a race either?


That's a different can of worms... Unlike Islam Judaism never set out to
convert the world. Then, when you assert the claim that your should have
a specific chunk of real estate because your tribal god gave it to you
in illo tempore biological continuity becomes important.

Instances of conversion are relatively rare. What race would you assign
to Sammy Davis Jr., Elizabeth Taylor, or Ivanka Trump Kushner?


Isn't it the goal of Islam to convert, conquer, enslave or kill The Infidel? I don't think the Jewish people want to do the same. o_O

[8~{} Uncle Infidel Monster

Clare Snyder posted for all of us...



On Sun, 13 May 2018 08:54:50 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Sunday, May 13, 2018 at 11:10:12 AM UTC-4, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 13 May 2018 15:58:43 +0100, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

On 5/12/2018 7:50 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:


Most of those "bedrooms" are illegal since they don't have proper
egress. The "window well" in a basement does not provide enough clear
space to call that an egress so you need a door to the outside in the
bedroom(s)..

What's wrong with going through the door you entered? My normal bedroom
has a window, but it's only the top bit that opens, so I can't leave
through it without violently smashing toughened double glazing with a
heavy object I don't have in the bedroom. But then I'm not a pessimist
and don't require two forms of exit.


The people that write the building code are pessimists. If the fire is
right outside your bedroom you need a second way out.

Which people don't have in non-basements anyway, as most fit burglar proof windows you can't fit through.


I don't know what kind of hellhole you live in, but we've just got ordinary
double-hung glass windows. Mine are only double-pane, but I don't consider
my house is very expensive to heat so there's no incentive to replace them
with more energy-efficient windows.

Cindy Hamilton

He likely lives in Carntyne West or HagHill or?North Barlanark and
Easterhouse South, or Old Shettleston and Parkhead North in Glasgow,
the most crime-ridden city in Scotland - or perhaps Edinburgh or
Aberdeen.Or perhaps even Ferguslie Park, Paisley
Glasgow is also among the poorest cities in the UK (Only Hackney and
Tower districts of London rank poorer), with the lowest average
education level.

A tent has only one door. Maybe he lives on the street?

--
Tekkie

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife posted for all of us...



On Sun, 13 May 2018 06:11:42 +0100, Clare Snyder wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 00:05:49 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 12 May 2018 23:37:33 -0400, Clare Snyder
wrote:

On Sat, 12 May 2018 19:10:12 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 12 May 2018 17:43:18 -0400, Clare Snyder
wrote:



"On Slab" works good in Florida where anything resembling a basement
is liable to become an indoor swimming pool - up here in the higher
elevations and more temperate to cold regions, full basements are the
rule rather thanthe exception - almost always conditioned and used as
extra living /utility space.

Furnace in the attic? Not up here. It's in the "basement" - generally
along with laundry and a "rec room" - often an additional bathroom,-
and sometimes even a bedroom or 2.

I am aware of the basement thing but a lot of them still have water
problems. You are right, a basement here is going to be an indoor
pool. You can dig a well with a post hole digger. It is just nasty
water.
Most of those "bedrooms" are illegal since they don't have proper
egress. The "window well" in a basement does not provide enough clear
space to call that an egress so you need a door to the outside in the
bedroom(s)..



No, SOME of them are illegal - but many if not most have proper
egress. Does not need to be IN the bedroom, but needs to be easily
accessible from the bedroom. Bedrooms DO require minimum window area
based on floor area though.

The "window" in a bedroom is all about egress. (at least in the US 1&2
family building codes) It is called an "Emergency escape and rescue
opening".
Canadian code requires light AND egress - but in a situation where
it is not a rental unit, only 2 exits are required in an average sized
basement - one of which MUST be direct - either a door or "egress
window". If it is a separate living area the rules change and at
least in Waterloo egress is required from each bedroom. You can NOT
have a bedroom without a window, and the size of the window, if not
egress, is dictated by the floor area of the room - or to put it
another way, if you are adding a bedroom in a basement it's size is
limited by the size of the existing window unless you are willing to
enlarge it.

I can understand wanting to escape, but why on earth do you have a law about the amount of light?! Most people have their eyes shut in the bedroom!

Are you comparing "most" people to wanting to look a you? Do the flaps on
your tent close that tight?

--
Tekkie

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife posted for all of us...


A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home.


And think... This wasn't the first time.

--
Tekkie

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:31:41 +0100, Tekkie® wrote:

posted for all of us...



On Sun, 13 May 2018 20:43:01 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 20:35:53 +0100, wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 14:46:09 -0400, Clare Snyder
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 00:43:20 -0600, rbowman
wrote:

On 05/12/2018 11:52 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, May 12, 2018 at 11:16:16 PM UTC-5, rbowman wrote:
On 05/12/2018 03:48 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
And I though Florida was dry?

The highest point in Florida is 345' above sea level and it's up on the
Alabama border. Left to its own devices, Florida is a swamp.

Heck, I knew Alabama was holding Florida's head above water. ^_^

I went looking for that mountain peak before GPS's were around, never
could find it. There are a lot of little hills in that part of Alabama
and Florida. It's someplace around Florala. I do believe I've walked up
Cheaha. At least the Talledegas are real mountains.
Britton Hill in Walton County is the "high point" - up in the
panhandle. Down in the peninsula its around Lake Wales -"Sugarloaf
Mountain" at about 312 feet. About the diffference in elevation
between the Freeport Bridge at the west end of Kitchener Cedar Hill, a
few miles to the North East.

Our local little ski hill, Chicopee, has a greater vertical drop than
the total hight above sea level of Britton Hill!!!

The highest point in Lee County is the landfill. It used to be Mound
Key, the Calusa Indian landfill 500 years ago.

The local landfill to me (still in operation) has new houses being built next to it. Who the **** lives there? There must be a lot of people with no sense of smell.

Most people are smart enough not to buy a house next to a landfill but
I would not be surprised if they do develop it. A clue is when you see
sea gulls in your yard and you are 15 miles from the beach.

I had a friend (really) whom his father & I dug a hole for tree. About 6"
down we were hitting cans, glass, trash, etc. No smell. No bodies either;(

I would have kept digging and called it archaeology. You might have found a rare old coin or something.

--
The opposite of courage in our society is not cowardice, it is conformity; and there you have the trouble today is conformity: People acting like everyone else without knowing why, without knowing where they're going.. -- Earl Nightingale

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:47:43 +0100, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Monday, May 14, 2018 at 11:24:34 AM UTC-5, rbowman wrote:
On 05/14/2018 06:28 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 14 May 2018 02:39:47 +0100, Clare Snyder
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 14:59:40 -0400, wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 19:14:56 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

'Muslim' is not a race...

Why do people say that ****? They all look the same so clearly
they're a race. Maybe the race name is different, but most Muslims
are the same race.

Not really, you are just thinking about the Arabs but there are a
****load of Muslims in India and south Asia.

And sub-sahara Africa, and Indonesia, and the Phillipines. Lots of
"black muslims" in the USA too.
And not all Arabs are muslims either - - - -

I guess you'd claim Jew isn't a race either?


That's a different can of worms... Unlike Islam Judaism never set out to
convert the world. Then, when you assert the claim that your should have
a specific chunk of real estate because your tribal god gave it to you
in illo tempore biological continuity becomes important.

Instances of conversion are relatively rare. What race would you assign
to Sammy Davis Jr., Elizabeth Taylor, or Ivanka Trump Kushner?


Isn't it the goal of Islam to convert, conquer, enslave or kill The Infidel? I don't think the Jewish people want to do the same. o_O

[8~{} Uncle Infidel Monster

No, they just sue the pants off you. They're still ****s.

--
Pub sign: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:42:33 +0100, Tekkie® wrote:

Ed Pawlowski posted for all of us...



On 5/13/2018 9:22 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Well in my standard bedroom on the 1st (USA) or ground (UK) floor, I can
still only get out of the door. The window only opens at the top. And
anyone with a 2 storey house who sleeps upstairs has the same problem.
Unless someone provided a ladder for you to climb down, you're ****ed.


Fire truck will have a ladder. If the fire is forcing me out though,
I'd jump and risk a broken leg rather than burn to death.

A tip is to hang from the window sill. It gets you closer to the ground.

A smoke detector is better. Protect lives and property; in that order.

If there's a fire, it wakes me up as it's harder to breathe. To me a smoke alarm is to warn me to stop it burning down a part of the house I'm not in, or killing a pet, which is why mine are linked and all sound at once.

--
A woman was standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A homeless drunk stopped and mumbled, "If you're about to kill yourself, how about a shag before you go?"
The woman was angry and said, "No! **** off you filthy old *******!"
The tramp turned to leave and said, "No problem, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."

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On Sun, 13 May 2018 14:56:44 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 05:01:54 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/12/2018 01:58 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

According to Aussies, you can't swim in a creek/lake/river/whatever if
there's crocs/gators in it, or you die.

Australia doesn't have alligators:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ear...s-experts.html

What they do have in great abundance is salties:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sal****er_crocodile

Never met one, don't want to. The few American crocs in southern Florida
are pussycats compared to salties or Nile crocodiles.

As far as alligators most of the problems with humans are like the
problems with rattlesnakes; they start with "Hold my beer and watch this."

I can't tell which is which, so I'd shoot either on sight.

Shoot? With what?

The steely glare of a loser?

--
Tekkie

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:43:53 +0100, Tekkie® wrote:

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife posted for all of us...


I think I'd take my chances putting out the fire first. By the time I was sure I wanted to jump, I'd be unconscious with smoke. I don't want to live the rest of my life in a wheelchair.

Give it a try there Mr Dull

I did put a fire out at the school I worked at once. Someone else had called the fire brigade. By the time they got there it was completely out, so I told them they were no longer needed. The fire brigade is for an out of control fire only.

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A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband: "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly, pay me a compliment."
He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:45:54 +0100, Tekkie® wrote:

posted for all of us...



On Sun, 13 May 2018 11:00:45 -0400, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

On 5/13/2018 9:22 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Well in my standard bedroom on the 1st (USA) or ground (UK) floor, I can
still only get out of the door. The window only opens at the top. And
anyone with a 2 storey house who sleeps upstairs has the same problem.
Unless someone provided a ladder for you to climb down, you're ****ed.


Fire truck will have a ladder. If the fire is forcing me out though,
I'd jump and risk a broken leg rather than burn to death.

I figured out when I was about 10 that if you hang from the window
sill and drop the fall is not that far. I used to do it a lot.

Sorry, G I wasn't down this far...

Shortie?

--
A female friend of mine was admitted to a private hospital to try to
lose weight. Naturally I sent her flowers.

I received a "thank-you" note several days later; it said, "Thanks for
the flowers, they were delicious!"

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:49:35 +0100, Tekkie® wrote:

Clare Snyder posted for all of us...



On Sun, 13 May 2018 08:54:50 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Sunday, May 13, 2018 at 11:10:12 AM UTC-4, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 13 May 2018 15:58:43 +0100, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

On 5/12/2018 7:50 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:


Most of those "bedrooms" are illegal since they don't have proper
egress. The "window well" in a basement does not provide enough clear
space to call that an egress so you need a door to the outside in the
bedroom(s)..

What's wrong with going through the door you entered? My normal bedroom
has a window, but it's only the top bit that opens, so I can't leave
through it without violently smashing toughened double glazing with a
heavy object I don't have in the bedroom. But then I'm not a pessimist
and don't require two forms of exit.


The people that write the building code are pessimists. If the fire is
right outside your bedroom you need a second way out.

Which people don't have in non-basements anyway, as most fit burglar proof windows you can't fit through.


I don't know what kind of hellhole you live in, but we've just got ordinary
double-hung glass windows. Mine are only double-pane, but I don't consider
my house is very expensive to heat so there's no incentive to replace them
with more energy-efficient windows.

Cindy Hamilton

He likely lives in Carntyne West or HagHill or?North Barlanark and
Easterhouse South, or Old Shettleston and Parkhead North in Glasgow,
the most crime-ridden city in Scotland - or perhaps Edinburgh or
Aberdeen.Or perhaps even Ferguslie Park, Paisley
Glasgow is also among the poorest cities in the UK (Only Hackney and
Tower districts of London rank poorer), with the lowest average
education level.

A tent has only one door. Maybe he lives on the street?

I have two doors, although I know of neighbours with only one door on the side of the house. You'd think that would fail some regulation or other.


--
In 1977, researchers detected a strong radio signal from space that lasted 72 seconds. It hasn't been detected since.

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:52:46 +0100, Tekkie® wrote:

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife posted for all of us...



On Sun, 13 May 2018 06:11:42 +0100, Clare Snyder wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 00:05:49 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 12 May 2018 23:37:33 -0400, Clare Snyder
wrote:

On Sat, 12 May 2018 19:10:12 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 12 May 2018 17:43:18 -0400, Clare Snyder
wrote:



"On Slab" works good in Florida where anything resembling a basement
is liable to become an indoor swimming pool - up here in the higher
elevations and more temperate to cold regions, full basements are the
rule rather thanthe exception - almost always conditioned and used as
extra living /utility space.

Furnace in the attic? Not up here. It's in the "basement" - generally
along with laundry and a "rec room" - often an additional bathroom,-
and sometimes even a bedroom or 2.

I am aware of the basement thing but a lot of them still have water
problems. You are right, a basement here is going to be an indoor
pool. You can dig a well with a post hole digger. It is just nasty
water.
Most of those "bedrooms" are illegal since they don't have proper
egress. The "window well" in a basement does not provide enough clear
space to call that an egress so you need a door to the outside in the
bedroom(s)..



No, SOME of them are illegal - but many if not most have proper
egress. Does not need to be IN the bedroom, but needs to be easily
accessible from the bedroom. Bedrooms DO require minimum window area
based on floor area though.

The "window" in a bedroom is all about egress. (at least in the US 1&2
family building codes) It is called an "Emergency escape and rescue
opening".
Canadian code requires light AND egress - but in a situation where
it is not a rental unit, only 2 exits are required in an average sized
basement - one of which MUST be direct - either a door or "egress
window". If it is a separate living area the rules change and at
least in Waterloo egress is required from each bedroom. You can NOT
have a bedroom without a window, and the size of the window, if not
egress, is dictated by the floor area of the room - or to put it
another way, if you are adding a bedroom in a basement it's size is
limited by the size of the existing window unless you are willing to
enlarge it.

I can understand wanting to escape, but why on earth do you have a law about the amount of light?! Most people have their eyes shut in the bedroom!

Are you comparing "most" people to wanting to look a you? Do the flaps on
your tent close that tight?

Why do you need natural light in a room you sleep in?

--
Paddy and his wife are lying in bed and the neighbours' dog is barking like mad in the garden.
Paddy says "To hell with this!" and storms off.
He comes back upstairs 5 minutes later and his wife asks "What did you do?"
Paddy replies "I've put the dog in our garden. Let's see how they like it!"

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:54:36 +0100, Tekkie® wrote:

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife posted for all of us...


A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home.


And think... This wasn't the first time.

She'll regret it, I stole her telly.

--
Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics
German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:58:47 +0100, Tekkie® wrote:

posted for all of us...

On Sun, 13 May 2018 14:56:44 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 05:01:54 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/12/2018 01:58 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

According to Aussies, you can't swim in a creek/lake/river/whatever if
there's crocs/gators in it, or you die.

Australia doesn't have alligators:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ear...s-experts.html

What they do have in great abundance is salties:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sal****er_crocodile

Never met one, don't want to. The few American crocs in southern Florida
are pussycats compared to salties or Nile crocodiles.

As far as alligators most of the problems with humans are like the
problems with rattlesnakes; they start with "Hold my beer and watch this."

I can't tell which is which, so I'd shoot either on sight.

Shoot? With what?

The steely glare of a loser?

A pointed stick!
https://youtu.be/piWCBOsJr-w?t=18s

--
Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics
German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.

On Mon, 14 May 2018 15:52:46 -0400, Tekkie®, another mentally deficient,
troll-feeding idiot, blathered:

Are you comparing "most" people to wanting to look a you? Do the flaps on
your tent close that tight?

Yeah, Yankietard, keep the attention whore going with your questions! Geezuz
Christ! tsk

On Mon, 14 May 2018 15:54:36 -0400, Tekkie®, another mentally deficient,
troll-feeding idiot, blathered:


A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home.


And think... This wasn't the first time.

No girl ever phoned him up. That's why he needs YOU senile Yankies on ahr
for company! It's as simple as that!

On Mon, 14 May 2018 15:04:18 -0400, Tekkie®, another mentally deficient,
troll-feeding idiot, blathered:


Can you come over and fill my foundation trench for me?

You pay the shipping charges?

He might allow you to keep sucking him off as a payment, idiot!

On Monday, May 14, 2018 at 12:59:56 PM UTC-5, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 14 May 2018 03:42:07 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/13/2018 12:50 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

The most water around herein Scotland is due to a snow melt.

The local river has beat the 100 year record for the flood stage. It's
been rainy but that is mostly due to snow melt from warmer temperatures..

The high water happens every year in May through early June; it just
happens to be a little higher this year. There are a few houses that are
flooded but they get flooded almost every year too. When I was a kid we
lived on a creek and the cellar flooded every spring. Never really hurt
anything unless you left your toys on the cellar floor. For that matter
the toy pirate ship worked just fine.

People should check water levels before building or buying houses. I had two choices when I moved here 18 years ago. The other was next to a river and only a foot above it. Funnily enough a colleague of mine bought a house in the same street, he said his garden gets flooded with a few inches of water every time there's heavy rain. I'm glad I had more sense than him.
--

My family home on the farm is built into the side of a mountain. There are two natural springs on the property. One of the springs was dug out to create a 2,000gal reservoir where there is a pump sending water to the house. My father wanted to build the house on top of the mountain but my mother wouldn't let him because of all the small children in the family at the time back in the middle of the last century. The house is 100 yards downslope from the top which is the highest point(Lookoff Rock) in the area. You can walk up to Lookoff Rock and from there see the largest city in the county which is 15 miles away. The view of the valleys from the bluff is spectacular especially in the fall when the leaves on the trees change from green to every color you can think of. If I was in better health and could walk, I'd move back to the farm. The quarter-mile-long driveway up the side of the mountain would be problematic for me. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Mountain Monster

On Monday, May 14, 2018 at 2:04:22 PM UTC-5, Tekkie® wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife posted for all of us...



On Sat, 12 May 2018 07:56:22 +0100, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Saturday, May 12, 2018 at 1:03:04 AM UTC-5, rbowman wrote:
On 05/11/2018 10:33 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
I clicked on your first link and I'll be darned if a full episode of The Rat Patrol didn't appear next to it. 1966 just came flooding back. I was a teenager and couldn't wait for the next episode. There were no VCR's so we had to make sure we were sitting in front of the TV when the shows came on. Dang! When I pulled up the list for the entire series, I saw an episode of Combat! Darnit! Now I'm going to be tied up watching those TV shows from
the last century. ^_^

I've got a Fire TV dongle and have been watching some of the stuff
Amazon has available, 'Route 66', 'Yancy Derringer', and 'Peter Gunn'.

'Peter Gunn' is the real period offering. First of all Gunn and most of
the other characters are always smoking. Everybody carries a revolver
which was par for 1958. The bad guys tend to get shot and die with no
messy trials. That part is a little hokey. One hit from a .38 Special
and they fall down dead. One of them even died immediately after being
hit by a thrown switchblade. Yancy Derringer is more believable when the
redskin (played by a German) opens up with his 12 gauge although that
has a few instant knife kills and Derringer is remarkably deadly with
his Sharps pepperbox.

I have a 7" Fire tablet and I bought the protective housing for it after I dropped it a few times. Now I drop it all the time but the case protects it. I've been watching the Andromeda TV series on the little 7" tablet when I visit the toilet to drop a load of Readymix. I used to take a magazine or newspaper(remember them) with me to the bathroom when I needed to rid myself of toxic solid waste. Ain't technology amazing? ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Toxic Monster

Can you come over and fill my foundation trench for me?

You pay the shipping charges?
--
Tekkie

The government won't allow me to ship it over state lines. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Trench Monster

On Mon, 14 May 2018 21:41:20 +0100, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Monday, May 14, 2018 at 2:04:22 PM UTC-5, Tekkie® wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife posted for all of us...



On Sat, 12 May 2018 07:56:22 +0100, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Saturday, May 12, 2018 at 1:03:04 AM UTC-5, rbowman wrote:
On 05/11/2018 10:33 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
I clicked on your first link and I'll be darned if a full episode of The Rat Patrol didn't appear next to it. 1966 just came flooding back. I was a teenager and couldn't wait for the next episode. There were no VCR's so we had to make sure we were sitting in front of the TV when the shows came on. Dang! When I pulled up the list for the entire series, I saw an episode of Combat! Darnit! Now I'm going to be tied up watching those TV shows from
the last century. ^_^

I've got a Fire TV dongle and have been watching some of the stuff
Amazon has available, 'Route 66', 'Yancy Derringer', and 'Peter Gunn'.

'Peter Gunn' is the real period offering. First of all Gunn and most of
the other characters are always smoking. Everybody carries a revolver
which was par for 1958. The bad guys tend to get shot and die with no
messy trials. That part is a little hokey. One hit from a .38 Special
and they fall down dead. One of them even died immediately after being
hit by a thrown switchblade. Yancy Derringer is more believable when the
redskin (played by a German) opens up with his 12 gauge although that
has a few instant knife kills and Derringer is remarkably deadly with
his Sharps pepperbox.

I have a 7" Fire tablet and I bought the protective housing for it after I dropped it a few times. Now I drop it all the time but the case protects it. I've been watching the Andromeda TV series on the little 7" tablet when I visit the toilet to drop a load of Readymix. I used to take a magazine or newspaper(remember them) with me to the bathroom when I needed to rid myself of toxic solid waste. Ain't technology amazing? ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Toxic Monster

Can you come over and fill my foundation trench for me?

You pay the shipping charges?
--
Tekkie

The government won't allow me to ship it over state lines. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Trench Monster

I thought he meant to ship you in your entirety.

--
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

On Mon, 14 May 2018 13:37:26 -0700 (PDT), Auntie Senile Moron drooled and
driveled again:

My family home on the farm is built into the side of a mountain.

FLUSH yet more of the inevitable boring lengthy senile drivel unread

[8~{} Auntie Moron Monster

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:25:01 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

On Mon, 14 May 2018 17:25:13 +0100, rbowman wrote:

Instances of conversion are relatively rare. What race would you assign
to Sammy Davis Jr., Elizabeth Taylor, or Ivanka Trump Kushner?

Most Jews are the same race. Most Muslims are the same race, might aswell just call then the Jewish and Muslims race.

Neither of them are true unless you think Arabs, Indonesian and blacks
are the same, in the case of Muslims.
Most Jews are caucasian, tracing their heritage to eastern and western
Europe, a significant number living in North America. You probably
even have native born scottish Jews.

On Mon, 14 May 2018 15:31:41 -0400, Tekkie®
wrote:

posted for all of us...



On Sun, 13 May 2018 20:43:01 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 20:35:53 +0100, wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 14:46:09 -0400, Clare Snyder
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2018 00:43:20 -0600, rbowman
wrote:

On 05/12/2018 11:52 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, May 12, 2018 at 11:16:16 PM UTC-5, rbowman wrote:
On 05/12/2018 03:48 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
And I though Florida was dry?

The highest point in Florida is 345' above sea level and it's up on the
Alabama border. Left to its own devices, Florida is a swamp.

Heck, I knew Alabama was holding Florida's head above water. ^_^

I went looking for that mountain peak before GPS's were around, never
could find it. There are a lot of little hills in that part of Alabama
and Florida. It's someplace around Florala. I do believe I've walked up
Cheaha. At least the Talledegas are real mountains.
Britton Hill in Walton County is the "high point" - up in the
panhandle. Down in the peninsula its around Lake Wales -"Sugarloaf
Mountain" at about 312 feet. About the diffference in elevation
between the Freeport Bridge at the west end of Kitchener Cedar Hill, a
few miles to the North East.

Our local little ski hill, Chicopee, has a greater vertical drop than
the total hight above sea level of Britton Hill!!!

The highest point in Lee County is the landfill. It used to be Mound
Key, the Calusa Indian landfill 500 years ago.

The local landfill to me (still in operation) has new houses being built next to it. Who the **** lives there? There must be a lot of people with no sense of smell.

Most people are smart enough not to buy a house next to a landfill but
I would not be surprised if they do develop it. A clue is when you see
sea gulls in your yard and you are 15 miles from the beach.

I had a friend (really) whom his father & I dug a hole for tree. About 6"
down we were hitting cans, glass, trash, etc. No smell. No bodies either;(

I know a guy who makes beer money digging up old bottles. You don't
want a contemporary land fill but if you find one that is ~100 years
old, there will be bottles in there that collectors will pay big bucks
for in antique shops.

On Mon, 14 May 2018 12:47:43 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

Isn't it the goal of Islam to convert, conquer, enslave or kill The Infidel? I don't think the Jewish people want to do the same. o_O

The Palestinians would disagree with you.

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:59:18 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:43:53 +0100, Tekkie® wrote:

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife posted for all of us...


I think I'd take my chances putting out the fire first. By the time I was sure I wanted to jump, I'd be unconscious with smoke. I don't want to live the rest of my life in a wheelchair.

Give it a try there Mr Dull

I did put a fire out at the school I worked at once. Someone else had called the fire brigade. By the time they got there it was completely out, so I told them they were no longer needed. The fire brigade is for an out of control fire only.

The problem these days is that they are using so much plastic in
furniture and home furnishing these days that a fire can go from a
flicker to out of control in minutes.