On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:54:36 +0100, Tekkie® wrote:

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife posted for all of us...


A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home.


And think... This wasn't the first time.

She'll regret it, I stole her telly.

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Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics
German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.