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On Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:34:03 +0000, Sam Plusnet wrote:
Front seat passenger - driver's responsibility. Rear seat (adult) passenger - passenger's responsibility. It's different if the passenger is a child for obvious reasons. What if they're a child for non-obvious reasons, which perhaps applies to most apprentices? |
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"Sam Plusnet" wrote in message ... Look again at the "Who is responsible" column. In every case it is the driver who is responsible. The one exception is for an adult rear seat passenger - there the passenger is responsible. I don't know whether to be saddened, astonished or intrigued by the lack of reading ability in this group. Is it down to poor education or is there a far higher incidence of dyslexia amongst DIYers on usenet? I strongly suspect the latter. It may well be that dyslexia and "being good with your hands" go "hand-in-hand" so to speak. Nerdy types who hang out here may also be more inclined to be dyslexic (myself included). ;-) Tim |
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2012 02:06:40 -0700, harry wrote:
On Mar 12, 8:20Â*pm, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Sam Plusnet wrote: In article , says... Sam Plusnet wrote: In article , says... charles wrote: In article , Â* ARWadsworth wrote: Just about to set off in the van. Me "Put your seatbelt on please" Apprentice "It's me that gets the fine, not you, you can't make me" Enough said. Not true. The driver is resoponsible for teh front seat passenger - those in the back seats are responsible for themselves. That is complete rubbish. It's also the law. see Â*http://www.lawontheweb.co.uk/Road_Tr...Law/Seat_Belts Front seat passenger - driver's responsibility. Rear seat (adult) passenger - passenger's responsibility. It's different if the passenger is a child for obvious reasons. You have just posted a link that contradicts your statement. Anyone over 14 is responsible for wearing their own seat belt. It does not matter if they are sat in the front or back seats. Look again at the "Who is responsible" column. In every case it is the driver who is responsible. The one exception is for an adult rear seat passenger - there the passenger is responsible. You are either a thick **** or you suffer from dyslexia (and that is not an easy word to spell). No Adam he's right, that's how it reads. No, it doesn't. |
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On Mar 13, 9:06*am, harry wrote:
On Mar 12, 8:20*pm, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Sam Plusnet wrote: In article , says... Sam Plusnet wrote: In article , says... charles wrote: In article , * ARWadsworth wrote: Just about to set off in the van. Me "Put your seatbelt on please" Apprentice "It's me that gets the fine, not you, you can't make me" Enough said. Not true. The driver is resoponsible for teh front seat passenger - those in the back seats are responsible for themselves. That is complete rubbish. It's also the law. see *http://www.lawontheweb.co.uk/Road_Tr...Law/Seat_Belts Front seat passenger - driver's responsibility. Rear seat (adult) passenger - passenger's responsibility. It's different if the passenger is a child for obvious reasons. You have just posted a link that contradicts your statement. Anyone over 14 is responsible for wearing their own seat belt. It does not matter if they are sat in the front or back seats. Look again at the "Who is responsible" column. In every case it is the driver who is responsible. The one exception is for an adult rear seat passenger - there the passenger is responsible. You are either a thick **** or you suffer from dyslexia (and that is not an easy word to spell). No Adam he's right, that's how it reads. You are The Natural Phuckwit AICMFP. MNBQ |
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harry wrote:
On Mar 12, 8:20 pm, "ARWadsworth" Snip seatbelt rules discussion You are either a thick **** or you suffer from dyslexia (and that is not an easy word to spell). No Adam he's right, that's how it reads. The driver is responsible for ensuring that all persons *under* 14 years of age in the vehicle are wearing their seatbelt. All persons aged *14 and over* are responsible for ensuring that they wear a seatbelt where one is fitted, no matter whether they are in the front or rear of the vehicle. The table linked to is clear and correct, as is the printed version of the highway code. -- Tciao for Now! John. |
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On Mar 12, 7:34*pm, Sam Plusnet wrote:
In article , says... charles wrote: In article , * ARWadsworth wrote: Just about to set off in the van. Me "Put your seatbelt on please" Apprentice "It's me that gets the fine, not you, you can't make me" Enough said. Not true. The driver is resoponsible for teh front seat passenger - those in the back seats are responsible for themselves. That is complete rubbish. It's also the law. see *http://www.lawontheweb.co.uk/Road_Tr...Law/Seat_Belts Front seat passenger - driver's responsibility. Rear seat (adult) passenger - passenger's responsibility. It's different if the passenger is a child for obvious reasons. When you say child is that the physical age or a mental one ;-) -- Sam |
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On 13/03/2012 13:26, Tim Downie wrote:
I don't know whether to be saddened, astonished or intrigued by the lack of reading ability in this group. Is it down to poor education or is there a far higher incidence of dyslexia amongst DIYers on usenet? I strongly suspect the latter. It may well be that dyslexia and "being good with your hands" go "hand-in-hand" so to speak. Nerdy types who hang out here may also be more inclined to be dyslexic (myself included). ;-) I waht you maen konw -- C Adrian |
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On 13/03/2012 13:30, Man at B&Q wrote:
On Mar 13, 9:06 am, wrote: On Mar 12, 8:20 pm, wrote: Sam Plusnet wrote: In , says... Sam Plusnet wrote: In , says... charles wrote: In , wrote: Just about to set off in the van. Me "Put your seatbelt on please" Apprentice "It's me that gets the fine, not you, you can't make me" Enough said. Not true. The driver is resoponsible for teh front seat passenger - those in the back seats are responsible for themselves. That is complete rubbish. It's also the law. see http://www.lawontheweb.co.uk/Road_Tr...Law/Seat_Belts Front seat passenger - driver's responsibility. Rear seat (adult) passenger - passenger's responsibility. It's different if the passenger is a child for obvious reasons. You have just posted a link that contradicts your statement. Anyone over 14 is responsible for wearing their own seat belt. It does not matter if they are sat in the front or back seats. Look again at the "Who is responsible" column. In every case it is the driver who is responsible. The one exception is for an adult rear seat passenger - there the passenger is responsible. You are either a thick **** or you suffer from dyslexia (and that is not an easy word to spell). No Adam he's right, that's how it reads. You are The Natural Phuckwit AICMFP. MNBQ I think Adam's apprentice was correct. Looking at the on-line Highway Code, rule 99 http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/TravelAn...code/DG_069855 it does state that if the front passenger is aged 14 and over, then the passenger is responsible. David |
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On Mar 13, 11:23*am, The Other Mike
wrote: On Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:35:16 -0000, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Just about to set off in the van. Me "Put your seatbelt on please" Apprentice "It's me that gets the fine, not you, you can't make me" Enough said. Obviously you must be a really smooth driver. Make a few panic stops at random and rearrange his face on the screen, maybe post the video to Youtube Yes and file it under education as in this is what happens. I too find that sometimes people need 'educating' without the need for words or multple choice questions. |
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David wrote:
I think Adam's apprentice was correct. Looking at the on-line Highway Code, rule 99 http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/TravelAn...code/DG_069855 it does state that if the front passenger is aged 14 and over, then the passenger is responsible. Well of course everyone who is *right* has worked this out already. ;-) Of course being right in law doesn't make it right in a place of work or the right kind of attitude for an apprentice. I'd tell him to walk. ;-) Tim |
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Tim Downie wrote:
David wrote: I think Adam's apprentice was correct. Looking at the on-line Highway Code, rule 99 http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/TravelAn...code/DG_069855 it does state that if the front passenger is aged 14 and over, then the passenger is responsible. Well of course everyone who is *right* has worked this out already. ;-) Of course being right in law doesn't make it right in a place of work or the right kind of attitude for an apprentice. I'd tell him to walk. ;-) Apart from the RTA, the Safety Elves might have words if there were to be a problem, and the driver hadn't refused to move until the belt was fastened. -- Tciao for Now! John. |
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On 13/03/2012 13:56, David wrote:
I think Adam's apprentice was correct. Looking at the on-line Highway Code, rule 99 http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/TravelAn...code/DG_069855 it does state that if the front passenger is aged 14 and over, then the passenger is responsible. He's correct in that regard, yes, we all agree about that. However the apprentice wasn't right about Adam not being able to make him - Adam's perfectly at liberty to insist that his passengers belt up, and if they don't to make them get out and walk/lose their job/whatever. |
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On 13/03/2012 14:16, Tim Downie wrote:
David wrote: I think Adam's apprentice was correct. Looking at the on-line Highway Code, rule 99 http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/TravelAn...code/DG_069855 it does state that if the front passenger is aged 14 and over, then the passenger is responsible. Well of course everyone who is *right* has worked this out already. ;-) Of course being right in law doesn't make it right in a place of work or the right kind of attitude for an apprentice. I'd tell him to walk. ;-) Tim Agreed. David |
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2012 11:23:32 +0000, The Other Mike wrote:
On Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:35:16 -0000, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Just about to set off in the van. Me "Put your seatbelt on please" Apprentice "It's me that gets the fine, not you, you can't make me" Enough said. Obviously you must be a really smooth driver. Make a few panic stops at random and rearrange his face on the screen, maybe post the video to Youtube My brother started off once, while I was still putting my seatbelt on. He'd got to about 10mph, and had to really slam the anchors on for some reason. Because I was looking down, and unprepared I went straight into the screen, and had a wonderful duck egg for weeks. I was amazed at how much force was involved. If it had happened at 30, I'm sure I would have gone through the screen. |
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2012 11:23:32 +0000, The Other Mike wrote:
On Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:35:16 -0000, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Just about to set off in the van. Me "Put your seatbelt on please" Apprentice "It's me that gets the fine, not you, you can't make me" Enough said. Obviously you must be a really smooth driver. Make a few panic stops at random and rearrange his face on the screen, maybe post the video to Youtube My brother started off once, while I was still putting my seatbelt on. He'd got to about 10mph, and had to really slam the anchors on for some reason. Because I was looking down, and unprepared I went straight into the screen, and had a wonderful duck egg for weeks. I was amazed at how much force was involved. If it had happened at 30, I'm sure I would have gone through the screen. |
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Mike Tomlinson wrote:
En el artículo , ARWadsworth adamwadsworth@ blueyonder.co.uk escribió: You are either a thick **** or you suffer from dyslexia (and that is not an easy word to spell). Careful now. You'll have another one running to his mummy. Today is a typical example of why I can kick off at work. I am working in a new build and the first thing this morning the apprentice was asked to fetch everything of ours downstairs, put the rubbish by the door and the cables etc in the downstairs WC. He said that he had finished and I asked if I went upstairs would I find any of our kit. He replied "well there's some rolls of cables and stuff". Then asked him to repeat back to me what I had asked him to do. He WAS able to repeat to me what I had asked him to do, so he could not use the "I forgot" answer. I asked him if he understood what I asked him to do and he replied "Yes". I then asked him why was it not done and I got the reply "I don't know". When you have that 8 hours a day, 5 days a week (sometimes with two of them) you do eventually lose your temper. He did not get a bollocking for not moving the kit. He did get a bollocking later on for answering back for the second time in one day. -- Adam |
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John Rumm wrote:
On 12/03/2012 18:35, ARWadsworth wrote: Just about to set off in the van. Me "Put your seatbelt on please" Apprentice "It's me that gets the fine, not you, you can't make me" Enough said. "Its you that gets to walk home if you don't" seems fitting ;-) One of them once did walk home. He threw an empty coke can out the van window. I pulled up and told him to go and pick it up. When he got out the van I drove off. -- Adam |
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Huge wrote:
On 2012-03-12, ARWadsworth wrote: Just about to set off in the van. Me "Put your seatbelt on please" Apprentice "It's me that gets the fine, not you, you can't make me" Enough said. Really? If he'd said that to me, I'd have sacked him. Not always my choice ATM:-( -- Adam |
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Owain wrote:
On Mar 12, 7:53 pm, "ARWadsworth" wrote: It has happened more than once at work. This time the apprentice was not "my apprentice". They seem to think that vans do not have seatbelt laws or windscreens to smash their face in. About 50% of apprentices seem to think that they do not need to wear seatbelts. If it's a work vehicle then presumably you're responsible for enforcing a safe system of work, and they could sue you if they did go through the windscreen and you'd let them travel without the seatbelt? You seem to have made a mistake:-) I just don't want pulling over by plod because he has no seatbelt on. -- Adam |
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On 2012-03-13, Clive George wrote:
On 13/03/2012 13:56, David wrote: I think Adam's apprentice was correct. Looking at the on-line Highway Code, rule 99 http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/TravelAn...code/DG_069855 it does state that if the front passenger is aged 14 and over, then the passenger is responsible. He's correct in that regard, yes, we all agree about that. However the apprentice wasn't right about Adam not being able to make him - Adam's perfectly at liberty to insist that his passengers belt up, and if they don't to make them get out and walk/lose their job/whatever. I agree with the other Adam for another reason (as practised & taught by my parents): my own safety. In a collision, an unbuckled passenger bouncing around in my car is a hazard to me & the other passengers. |
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On 2012-03-13, ARWadsworth wrote:
John Rumm wrote: On 12/03/2012 18:35, ARWadsworth wrote: Just about to set off in the van. Me "Put your seatbelt on please" Apprentice "It's me that gets the fine, not you, you can't make me" Enough said. "Its you that gets to walk home if you don't" seems fitting ;-) One of them once did walk home. He threw an empty coke can out the van window. I pulled up and told him to go and pick it up. When he got out the van I drove off. A "youtube moment"! |
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On 13/03/2012 13:26, Tim Downie wrote:
"Sam Plusnet" wrote in message ... Look again at the "Who is responsible" column. In every case it is the driver who is responsible. The one exception is for an adult rear seat passenger - there the passenger is responsible. I don't know whether to be saddened, astonished or intrigued by the lack of reading ability in this group. Is it down to poor education or is there a far higher incidence of dyslexia amongst DIYers on usenet? I Speaking as a dyslexic, I had no difficulty interpreting the table... so I think it must be just good old fashioned dumbness ;-) strongly suspect the latter. It may well be that dyslexia and "being good with your hands" go "hand-in-hand" so to speak. Nerdy types who hang out here may also be more inclined to be dyslexic (myself included). ;-) Yeah but, you read it ok as well! -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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Huge wrote:
I don't GAS what the HC says. If you ride in my car, you wear a seatbelt. I don't want to have to hose your brains off the upholstery. I don't think anyone is saying otherwise, merely arguing who is technically responsible. |
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Huge wrote:
On 2012-03-13, Tim Watts wrote: ARWadsworth wrote: It looks like only I and Andy Burns can read then. I haven't bothered reading it, but it was always my understanding the driver is responsible for kids and adults for themselves. I don't GAS what the HC says. If you ride in my car, you wear a seatbelt. I don't want to have to hose your brains off the upholstery. Of course, Adam's van may not belong to him. It is my van. Official work policy is let them get a £60 fine if you want to UNLESS the tyres on the van are a bit worn then, they must wear a belt. -- Adam |
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On 14/03/2012 17:33, ARWadsworth wrote:
Huge wrote: On 2012-03-13, Tim wrote: ARWadsworth wrote: It looks like only I and Andy Burns can read then. I haven't bothered reading it, but it was always my understanding the driver is responsible for kids and adults for themselves. I don't GAS what the HC says. If you ride in my car, you wear a seatbelt. I don't want to have to hose your brains off the upholstery. Of course, Adam's van may not belong to him. It is my van. Official work policy is let them get a £60 fine if you want to UNLESS the tyres on the van are a bit worn then, they must wear a belt. I think my policy would be belt up or walk. I'd hate the idea of an apprentice of any shape or size rattling around in my van after some impact. You have a duty towards your own safety. |
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On 12/03/2012 7:04 PM, ARWadsworth wrote:
charles wrote: In , wrote: Just about to set off in the van. Me "Put your seatbelt on please" Apprentice "It's me that gets the fine, not you, you can't make me" Enough said. Not true. The driver is resoponsible for teh front seat passenger - those in the back seats are responsible for themselves. That is complete rubbish. Anyone travelling in the vehicle aged 14 years and above is responsible for wearing their seat belt. Assume your apprentice is over 14 :-) |
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Tim Watts wrote:
ARWadsworth wrote: It looks like only I and Andy Burns can read then. I haven't bothered reading it, but it was always my understanding the driver is responsible for kids and adults for themselves. I did not recall 14 being the cut off age - I would have assumed 16, but near enough... 16 is the minimum age limit where the female passenger can be shagged in both the front and back seat. -- Adam |
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"Jethro" wrote in message ... My brother started off once, while I was still putting my seatbelt on. He'd got to about 10mph, and had to really slam the anchors on for some reason. Because I was looking down, and unprepared I went straight into the screen, and had a wonderful duck egg for weeks. I was amazed at how much force was involved. If it had happened at 30, I'm sure I would have gone through the screen. Just think what would happen if the air bag went off, you would be dead now. Air bags make it safer *if* you are seated correctly and kill you if you are leaning down. |
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dennis@home wrote:
"Jethro" wrote in message ... My brother started off once, while I was still putting my seatbelt on. He'd got to about 10mph, and had to really slam the anchors on for some reason. Because I was looking down, and unprepared I went straight into the screen, and had a wonderful duck egg for weeks. I was amazed at how much force was involved. If it had happened at 30, I'm sure I would have gone through the screen. Just think what would happen if the air bag went off, you would be dead now. Air bags make it safer *if* you are seated correctly and kill you if you are leaning down. Is everything black and white in dennisworld? "would be dead" and (with a suggestion of the word will) "kill you". You make it sound like a fact. Of course an airbag can injure or kill you if you are not correctly restrained but you make it sound like a fact that you will die. -- Adam |
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The Other Mike wrote:
On Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:35:16 -0000, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Just about to set off in the van. Me "Put your seatbelt on please" Apprentice "It's me that gets the fine, not you, you can't make me" Enough said. Obviously you must be a really smooth driver. Make a few panic stops at random and rearrange his face on the screen, maybe post the video to Youtube I never even set off. The temptation to set off and then slam the anchors on was there. I could do with a new windscreen as this one has done 100000 miles and is looking a little tired. -- Adam |
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On Sat, 17 Mar 2012 16:12:01 -0000, "ARWadsworth"
wrote: The Other Mike wrote: On Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:35:16 -0000, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Just about to set off in the van. Me "Put your seatbelt on please" Apprentice "It's me that gets the fine, not you, you can't make me" Enough said. Obviously you must be a really smooth driver. Make a few panic stops at random and rearrange his face on the screen, maybe post the video to Youtube I never even set off. The temptation to set off and then slam the anchors on was there. I could do with a new windscreen as this one has done 100000 miles and is looking a little tired. Yebbut think of all the blood and guts you'd have to clear up from the dashboard, floor et. al. -- Frank Erskine |
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dennis@home wrote
Jethro wrote My brother started off once, while I was still putting my seatbelt on. He'd got to about 10mph, and had to really slam the anchors on for some reason. Because I was looking down, and unprepared I went straight into the screen, and had a wonderful duck egg for weeks. I was amazed at how much force was involved. If it had happened at 30, I'm sure I would have gone through the screen. Just think what would happen if the air bag went off, you would be dead now. Air bags make it safer *if* you are seated correctly and kill you if you are leaning down. He said looking down, not leaning down. You dont die if you are looking down and the bag goes off. |
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Rod Speed wrote:
dennis@home wrote Jethro wrote My brother started off once, while I was still putting my seatbelt on. He'd got to about 10mph, and had to really slam the anchors on for some reason. Because I was looking down, and unprepared I went straight into the screen, and had a wonderful duck egg for weeks. I was amazed at how much force was involved. If it had happened at 30, I'm sure I would have gone through the screen. Just think what would happen if the air bag went off, you would be dead now. Air bags make it safer *if* you are seated correctly and kill you if you are leaning down. He said looking down, not leaning down. You dont die if you are looking down and the bag goes off. According to dennis you should die for doing 31mph in a 30mph speed limit area. -- Adam |
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On 17/03/2012 16:49, Frank Erskine wrote:
On Sat, 17 Mar 2012 16:12:01 -0000, "ARWadsworth" wrote: The Other Mike wrote: On Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:35:16 -0000, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Just about to set off in the van. Me "Put your seatbelt on please" Apprentice "It's me that gets the fine, not you, you can't make me" Enough said. Obviously you must be a really smooth driver. Make a few panic stops at random and rearrange his face on the screen, maybe post the video to Youtube I never even set off. The temptation to set off and then slam the anchors on was there. I could do with a new windscreen as this one has done 100000 miles and is looking a little tired. Yebbut think of all the blood and guts you'd have to clear up from the dashboard, floor et. al. Could get a second apprentice to do the cleanup... should be a sobering lesson ;-) -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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ARWadsworth wrote
Rod Speed wrote dennis@home wrote Jethro wrote My brother started off once, while I was still putting my seatbelt on. He'd got to about 10mph, and had to really slam the anchors on for some reason. Because I was looking down, and unprepared I went straight into the screen, and had a wonderful duck egg for weeks. I was amazed at how much force was involved. If it had happened at 30, I'm sure I would have gone through the screen. Just think what would happen if the air bag went off, you would be dead now. Air bags make it safer *if* you are seated correctly and kill you if you are leaning down. He said looking down, not leaning down. You dont die if you are looking down and the bag goes off. According to dennis you should die for doing 31mph in a 30mph speed limit area. Just as well he cant see me tearing around the garage/yard sales at 7am when there arent likely to be too many cops around. He'd likely burst a blood vessel or sumfin. We now have a stupid 50Kmh limit and I never observe that unless there is a cop car behind me etc. |
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John Rumm wrote:
On 17/03/2012 16:49, Frank Erskine wrote: On Sat, 17 Mar 2012 16:12:01 -0000, "ARWadsworth" wrote: The Other Mike wrote: On Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:35:16 -0000, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Just about to set off in the van. Me "Put your seatbelt on please" Apprentice "It's me that gets the fine, not you, you can't make me" Enough said. Obviously you must be a really smooth driver. Make a few panic stops at random and rearrange his face on the screen, maybe post the video to Youtube I never even set off. The temptation to set off and then slam the anchors on was there. I could do with a new windscreen as this one has done 100000 miles and is looking a little tired. Yebbut think of all the blood and guts you'd have to clear up from the dashboard, floor et. al. Could get a second apprentice to do the cleanup... should be a sobering lesson ;-) And if they do not clean it up properly can I give tham a bollocking:-)? -- Adam |
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En el artículo , ARWadsworth adamwadsworth@
blueyonder.co.uk escribió: I never even set off. The temptation to set off and then slam the anchors on was there. I could do with a new windscreen as this one has done 100000 miles and is looking a little tired. Oh, but you should leave the old one in place complete with dried blood and grey matter, pour encourager les autres. -- (\_/) (='.'=) (")_(") |
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In message , "dennis@home"
writes "Jethro" wrote in message ... My brother started off once, while I was still putting my seatbelt on. He'd got to about 10mph, and had to really slam the anchors on for some reason. Because I was looking down, and unprepared I went straight into the screen, and had a wonderful duck egg for weeks. I was amazed at how much force was involved. If it had happened at 30, I'm sure I would have gone through the screen. Just think what would happen if the air bag went off, you would be dead now. Air bags make it safer *if* you are seated correctly and kill you if you are leaning down. Air bags were first tried out as an alternative to seat belts - and were abandoned as dangerous to the point of being lethal. However later it was realised that they did work well in conjunction with seat belts. So the worst thing you can do is ride in a car with airbags without wearing the seat belt. You're a statistic waiting to happen. -- hugh |
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hugh wrote
dennis@home wrote Jethro wrote My brother started off once, while I was still putting my seatbelt on. He'd got to about 10mph, and had to really slam the anchors on for some reason. Because I was looking down, and unprepared I went straight into the screen, and had a wonderful duck egg for weeks. I was amazed at how much force was involved. If it had happened at 30, I'm sure I would have gone through the screen. Just think what would happen if the air bag went off, you would be dead now. Air bags make it safer *if* you are seated correctly and kill you if you are leaning down. Air bags were first tried out as an alternative to seat belts - and were abandoned as dangerous to the point of being lethal. However later it was realised that they did work well in conjunction with seat belts. So the worst thing you can do is ride in a car with airbags without wearing the seat belt. You're a statistic waiting to happen. Not really. Modern air bags do work a lot better than nothing most of the time even if you dont wear a seatbelt. |
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In message , Rod Speed
writes hugh wrote dennis@home wrote Jethro wrote My brother started off once, while I was still putting my seatbelt on. He'd got to about 10mph, and had to really slam the anchors on for some reason. Because I was looking down, and unprepared I went straight into the screen, and had a wonderful duck egg for weeks. I was amazed at how much force was involved. If it had happened at 30, I'm sure I would have gone through the screen. Just think what would happen if the air bag went off, you would be dead now. Air bags make it safer *if* you are seated correctly and kill you if you are leaning down. Air bags were first tried out as an alternative to seat belts - and were abandoned as dangerous to the point of being lethal. However later it was realised that they did work well in conjunction with seat belts. So the worst thing you can do is ride in a car with airbags without wearing the seat belt. You're a statistic waiting to happen. Not really. Modern air bags do work a lot better than nothing most of the time even if you dont wear a seatbelt. Either way you're probably dead in a shunt of any significance. -- hugh |
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