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Default OT Apprentices must really like bollockings

On 17/03/2012 16:49, Frank Erskine wrote:
On Sat, 17 Mar 2012 16:12:01 -0000, "ARWadsworth"
wrote:

The Other Mike wrote:
On Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:35:16 -0000, "ARWadsworth"
wrote:

Just about to set off in the van.

Me "Put your seatbelt on please"

Apprentice "It's me that gets the fine, not you, you can't make me"

Enough said.

Obviously you must be a really smooth driver. Make a few panic stops
at random and rearrange his face on the screen, maybe post the video
to Youtube


I never even set off. The temptation to set off and then slam the anchors on
was there. I could do with a new windscreen as this one has done 100000
miles and is looking a little tired.


Yebbut think of all the blood and guts you'd have to clear up from the
dashboard, floor et. al.


Could get a second apprentice to do the cleanup... should be a sobering
lesson ;-)


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Cheers,

John.

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