John Rumm wrote:
On 17/03/2012 16:49, Frank Erskine wrote:
On Sat, 17 Mar 2012 16:12:01 -0000, "ARWadsworth"
wrote:

The Other Mike wrote:
On Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:35:16 -0000, "ARWadsworth"
wrote:

Just about to set off in the van.

Me "Put your seatbelt on please"

Apprentice "It's me that gets the fine, not you, you can't
make me" Enough said.

Obviously you must be a really smooth driver. Make a few panic
stops at random and rearrange his face on the screen, maybe
post the video to Youtube

I never even set off. The temptation to set off and then slam the
anchors on was there. I could do with a new windscreen as this
one has done 100000 miles and is looking a little tired.

Yebbut think of all the blood and guts you'd have to clear up from
the dashboard, floor et. al.

Could get a second apprentice to do the cleanup... should be a
sobering lesson ;-)

And if they do not clean it up properly can I give tham a bollocking:-)?

--
Adam