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On Fri, 04 Mar 2016 02:38:02 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 03/03/2016 03:07 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:

Yes, but it's always Jo for men and Josie for women.


So what was Josey Wales given name? Answer wrong and Clint Eastwood will
bitch slap you.


The DJ or the fictional character in a Western?

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On 03/03/2016 07:56 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:

The DJ or the fictional character in a Western?


The original fictional character not the gangsta Jamoke who took his
name. Lacking google, I'd never had heard of the latter.
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On 03/03/2016 07:55 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Fri, 04 Mar 2016 02:33:44 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 03/03/2016 12:04 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
Don't the portguweez speak Spanish too?


**** no.


Nu...nu...nu...nu...near enough.


Don't the British speak Norsk?
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On 02/15/2016 01:04 PM, Muggles wrote:
I guess I base my conclusion on ancestry. English, Irish, and Scottish
(all part of Britain) being in the top 8 ethnicity in the US with a
combined total greater than the number one ranked ethnicity.


Er, the Republic of Ireland is not part of Britain. The overwhelming
number of people who identify as Irish came to this country when the
British *******s tried to starve them to death. Ireland was a net
exporter of food during the Great Hunger, sending beef to the damned
beef eaters. April will be the centennial of the Easter Rising when the
people started to throw off the British yoke.

The Scotch-Irish are another animal entirely. They're the Ulster Scots
that are still hanging onto the six counties by the skin of their
Presbyterian teeth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_a...ulation_Census

In this analysis, the English are trailing the Africans, which the
English gifted us with, and the Mexicans by a good deal.

The real tie to Britain was the WASP plutocrats like Wilson and
Roosevelt that lied us into wars to support Britain.


I have no idea why the UK wants any part of Ireland. They're odder than the Welsh.

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Unfortunately we are beginning to go your way with the EU ****. They
impose stupid laws which all the member countries have to abide by,
although some seem to get away with ignoring them.

Yet you expect us to do the same.

Because you are one country.


Comprised of 50 individual states with different needs. Our states are
more diverse than the countries of Europe, let alone Great Britain. We
have cities larger than some of the counties in the UK.

New York City has the population of Scotland and Wales combined. I used
to live in a city with population more than Northern Ireland.

Does the UK only have one set of laws? Tiny place like that should.

Mostly the same, but Scotland has a few different laws, like their drink
driving law has a lower limit for instance.


Which is insane, because we like our drink more.

I've only been breathalysed twice, and on neither occasion was I doing anything which suggested I would be drunk.

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On Tue, 16 Feb 2016 01:44:30 -0000, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

On 2/15/2016 6:30 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:


Unfortunately we are beginning to go your way with the EU ****. They
impose stupid laws which all the member countries have to abide by,
although some seem to get away with ignoring them.

Yet you expect us to do the same.


Because you are one country.


Comprised of 50 individual states with different needs. Our states are
more diverse than the countries of Europe, let alone Great Britain. We
have cities larger than some of the counties in the UK.

New York City has the population of Scotland and Wales combined. I used
to live in a city with population more than Northern Ireland.

Does the UK only have one set of laws? Tiny place like that should.


America has one president, one election, one government.
Europe has different completely seperate governments.

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I have no idea why the UK wants any part of Ireland. They're odder than
the Welsh.


They've been screwing with the Irish ever since Strongbow. It's nice to
have a colony so close at hand to raise cattle for the beefeaters while
the people are starving.

It came back to bite the British. Many of the other former colonies got
to thinking 'If the Irish can do it, let's give it a shot. Ireland is
only a short ferry trip away and the Brits can't even keep them under
control.'

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Yeah. A bunch of bad stuff happened. Some people want to dominate and
control other people if and when they get a chance to do it. Lot's of
wars, and conniving, evil people out there.



I'd like to believe there's some good in some people somewhere.



Wars will stop when religion stops.



Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
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On Fri, 4 Mar 2016 05:26:08 +0000, Bod wrote:

On 03/03/2016 22:00,
wrote:
On Thu, 3 Mar 2016 18:21:58 +0000, Bod wrote:

On 03/03/2016 18:00, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 03 Mar 2016 17:33:22 -0000, Bod wrote:

On 03/03/2016 17:19, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Mon, 15 Feb 2016 05:15:52 -0000, Muggles
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On 2/14/2016 9:31 PM,
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Unfortunately he was dead when he 'arrived' at Elizabeth City on or
about February 16th 1623. The first recorded spelling of the family
name is shown to be that of Richard de Clare, which was dated 1086,
The Domesday Book for County Suffolk, England, during the reign of
King William 1, 1066 - 1087. Surnames became necessary when
governments introduced personal taxation. In England this was known as
Poll Tax. Throughout the centuries, surnames in every country have
continued to "develop" often leading to astonishing variants of the
original spelling.




I like the name Clare. You said it was short for "Clarence", so that
makes sense.

Joseph is male, but Josie isn't.

Josie can be male, in Portugal though.

Isn't that Hosé?

No, but it is in Spain.
And spelt as Jose. No "i"

Yes you are correct.

si senor, usted tiene la razón.

or in Portugese,
sim senhor,você tem razão

Or in Yoruba
Bẹẹni sir, ti o ba wa á»tun. :-0

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On 05/03/2016 05:37, Muggles wrote:
On 3/4/2016 2:51 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 16 Feb 2016 04:42:41 -0000, Muggles


Yeah. A bunch of bad stuff happened. Some people want to dominate and
control other people if and when they get a chance to do it. Lot's of
wars, and conniving, evil people out there.



I'd like to believe there's some good in some people somewhere.



Wars will stop when religion stops.



Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
veins of anyone on this Earth.

Which means there will not be any men left.

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On 05/03/2016 05:37, Muggles wrote:
On 3/4/2016 2:51 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 16 Feb 2016 04:42:41 -0000, Muggles


Yeah. A bunch of bad stuff happened. Some people want to dominate and
control other people if and when they get a chance to do it. Lot's of
wars, and conniving, evil people out there.



I'd like to believe there's some good in some people somewhere.



Wars will stop when religion stops.



Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
veins of anyone on this Earth.

Which means there will not be any men left.

Well then, it would appear that the solution to war is as simple as
getting rid of men.

I wonder if men are offended by this. LOL

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On 3/5/2016 2:47 AM, Bod wrote:
On 05/03/2016 05:37, Muggles wrote:
On 3/4/2016 2:51 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 16 Feb 2016 04:42:41 -0000, Muggles

Yeah. A bunch of bad stuff happened. Some people want to dominate and
control other people if and when they get a chance to do it. Lot's of
wars, and conniving, evil people out there.


I'd like to believe there's some good in some people somewhere.


Wars will stop when religion stops.



Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
veins of anyone on this Earth.

Which means there will not be any men left.

Well then, it would appear that the solution to war is as simple as
getting rid of men.

I wonder if men are offended by this. LOL

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On 3/4/2016 2:51 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 16 Feb 2016 04:42:41 -0000, Muggles


Yeah. A bunch of bad stuff happened. Some people want to dominate and
control other people if and when they get a chance to do it. Lot's of
wars, and conniving, evil people out there.



I'd like to believe there's some good in some people somewhere.



Wars will stop when religion stops.



Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
veins of anyone on this Earth.


Look up Maggie Thatcher then tell me with a straight face she wouldn't start a war. Oestrogen is just as bad as testosterone at causing anger.

But.... we need a REASON to start a war, simply being angry with hormones is only enough for a pub brawl. Take away the pathetic childish my imaginary friend is bigger than yours crap, and we'd all get along.

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On 3/5/2016 2:47 AM, Bod wrote:
On 05/03/2016 05:37, Muggles wrote:
On 3/4/2016 2:51 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 16 Feb 2016 04:42:41 -0000, Muggles

Yeah. A bunch of bad stuff happened. Some people want to dominate and
control other people if and when they get a chance to do it. Lot's of
wars, and conniving, evil people out there.


I'd like to believe there's some good in some people somewhere.


Wars will stop when religion stops.



Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
veins of anyone on this Earth.

Which means there will not be any men left.

Well then, it would appear that the solution to war is as simple as
getting rid of men.

I wonder if men are offended by this. LOL


So would a lot of women who enjoy sex without a strapon.

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On 05/03/2016 15:22, SeaNymph wrote:
On 3/5/2016 2:47 AM, Bod wrote:
On 05/03/2016 05:37, Muggles wrote:
On 3/4/2016 2:51 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 16 Feb 2016 04:42:41 -0000, Muggles

Yeah. A bunch of bad stuff happened. Some people want to dominate and
control other people if and when they get a chance to do it. Lot's of
wars, and conniving, evil people out there.


I'd like to believe there's some good in some people somewhere.


Wars will stop when religion stops.



Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
veins of anyone on this Earth.

Which means there will not be any men left.

Well then, it would appear that the solution to war is as simple as
getting rid of men.

I wonder if men are offended by this. LOL

:-)

You can be pretty well guaranteen that when all testosterone has
stopped flowing, and all men have dissapeared, all women won't be far
behind - and untill the very last man has expired, there WILL be war -
all that estrogen will need to be dissipated somewhere and they will
make short work of that last man. (he may die with a big smile on his
face, but he'll die - - -
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On Sat, 5 Mar 2016 15:53:15 +0000, Bod wrote:

On 05/03/2016 15:22, SeaNymph wrote:
On 3/5/2016 2:47 AM, Bod wrote:
On 05/03/2016 05:37, Muggles wrote:
On 3/4/2016 2:51 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 16 Feb 2016 04:42:41 -0000, Muggles

Yeah. A bunch of bad stuff happened. Some people want to dominate and
control other people if and when they get a chance to do it. Lot's of
wars, and conniving, evil people out there.


I'd like to believe there's some good in some people somewhere.


Wars will stop when religion stops.



Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
veins of anyone on this Earth.

Which means there will not be any men left.

Well then, it would appear that the solution to war is as simple as
getting rid of men.

I wonder if men are offended by this. LOL

:-)

You can be pretty well guaranteen that when all testosterone has
stopped flowing, and all men have dissapeared, all women won't be far
behind - and untill the very last man has expired, there WILL be war -
all that estrogen will need to be dissipated somewhere and they will
make short work of that last man. (he may die with a big smile on his
face, but he'll die - - -


You can't die of exhaustion. He might get beaten up if he runs out of Viagra though.

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Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
veins of anyone on this Earth.


You're saying Clinton hasn't been taking her estrogen? She never met a
war she didn't like.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freyd%...Dksd%C3%B3ttir
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On 03/04/2016 10:37 PM, Muggles wrote:
Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
veins of anyone on this Earth.


You're saying Clinton hasn't been taking her estrogen? She never met a
war she didn't like.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freyd%...Dksd%C3%B3ttir


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On 04/03/2016 22:29, wrote:
On Fri, 4 Mar 2016 05:26:08 +0000, Bod wrote:

On 03/03/2016 22:00,
wrote:
On Thu, 3 Mar 2016 18:21:58 +0000, Bod wrote:

On 03/03/2016 18:00, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 03 Mar 2016 17:33:22 -0000, Bod wrote:

On 03/03/2016 17:19, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Mon, 15 Feb 2016 05:15:52 -0000, Muggles
wrote:

On 2/14/2016 9:31 PM,
wrote:

Unfortunately he was dead when he 'arrived' at Elizabeth City on or
about February 16th 1623. The first recorded spelling of the family
name is shown to be that of Richard de Clare, which was dated 1086,
The Domesday Book for County Suffolk, England, during the reign of
King William 1, 1066 - 1087. Surnames became necessary when
governments introduced personal taxation. In England this was known as
Poll Tax. Throughout the centuries, surnames in every country have
continued to "develop" often leading to astonishing variants of the
original spelling.




I like the name Clare. You said it was short for "Clarence", so that
makes sense.

Joseph is male, but Josie isn't.

Josie can be male, in Portugal though.

Isn't that Hosé?

No, but it is in Spain.
And spelt as Jose. No "i"

Yes you are correct.

si senor, usted tiene la razón.

or in Portugese,
sim senhor,você tem razão

Or in Yoruba
Bẹẹni sir, ti o ba wa á»tun. :-0


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Look up Maggie Thatcher then tell me with a straight face she wouldn't
start a war. Oestrogen is just as bad as testosterone at causing anger.


Look at Clinton: "We came, we saw, he died." chortle, chortle. She also
talked the Zipper into bombing Yugoslavia. She's tough though, doesn't
flinch under sniper fire.
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On 05/03/2016 15:22, SeaNymph wrote:
On 3/5/2016 2:47 AM, Bod wrote:
On 05/03/2016 05:37, Muggles wrote:
On 3/4/2016 2:51 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 16 Feb 2016 04:42:41 -0000, Muggles

Yeah. A bunch of bad stuff happened. Some people want to dominate and
control other people if and when they get a chance to do it. Lot's of
wars, and conniving, evil people out there.


I'd like to believe there's some good in some people somewhere.


Wars will stop when religion stops.



Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
veins of anyone on this Earth.

Which means there will not be any men left.

Well then, it would appear that the solution to war is as simple as
getting rid of men.

I wonder if men are offended by this. LOL

:-)

You can be pretty well guaranteen that when all testosterone has
stopped flowing, and all men have dissapeared, all women won't be far
behind - and untill the very last man has expired, there WILL be war -
all that estrogen will need to be dissipated somewhere and they will
make short work of that last man. (he may die with a big smile on his
face, but he'll die - - -


Well I'm not a believer in the notion that testosterone is the biggest
cause of war. Frankly, it seems a bit of insult to men, and an insult
that is lacking in any credibility.


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"Wikipedia does not have an article with this exact name. Please search
for FreydÃs EirÃksdóttir in Wikipedia to check for alternative titles
or spellings."


Works for me. Freydis Eiriksdottir will get you there. She was a
****er. Did wonders for European-Skraeling relations too.



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On 3/4/2016 2:51 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 16 Feb 2016 04:42:41 -0000, Muggles


Yeah. A bunch of bad stuff happened. Some people want to dominate and
control other people if and when they get a chance to do it. Lot's of
wars, and conniving, evil people out there.


I'd like to believe there's some good in some people somewhere.


Wars will stop when religion stops.

Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
veins of anyone on this Earth.
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Even women have testosterone flowing through their veins. Not as much as men but it's there. ^_^

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On 3/5/2016 2:47 AM, Bod wrote:
On 05/03/2016 05:37, Muggles wrote:
On 3/4/2016 2:51 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 16 Feb 2016 04:42:41 -0000, Muggles

Yeah. A bunch of bad stuff happened. Some people want to dominate and
control other people if and when they get a chance to do it. Lot's of
wars, and conniving, evil people out there.


I'd like to believe there's some good in some people somewhere.


Wars will stop when religion stops.



Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
veins of anyone on this Earth.

Which means there will not be any men left.

Well then, it would appear that the solution to war is as simple as
getting rid of men.

I wonder if men are offended by this. LOL


Get rid of women and men won't have anyone to fight over. ^_^

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On 3/5/2016 2:47 AM, Bod wrote:
On 05/03/2016 05:37, Muggles wrote:
On 3/4/2016 2:51 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 16 Feb 2016 04:42:41 -0000, Muggles


Yeah. A bunch of bad stuff happened. Some people want to dominate and
control other people if and when they get a chance to do it. Lot's of
wars, and conniving, evil people out there.



I'd like to believe there's some good in some people somewhere.



Wars will stop when religion stops.



Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
veins of anyone on this Earth.

Which means there will not be any men left.


Women have the testosterone hormone, too.

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On Sat, 05 Mar 2016 05:37:44 -0000, Muggles
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On 3/4/2016 2:51 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:



Wars will stop when religion stops.


Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
veins of anyone on this Earth.


Look up Maggie Thatcher then tell me with a straight face she wouldn't
start a war. Oestrogen is just as bad as testosterone at causing anger.

But.... we need a REASON to start a war, simply being angry with
hormones is only enough for a pub brawl. Take away the pathetic
childish my imaginary friend is bigger than yours crap, and we'd all get
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Maybe, so.

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On 3/5/2016 12:23 PM, rbowman wrote:
On 03/04/2016 10:37 PM, Muggles wrote:


Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
veins of anyone on this Earth.



You're saying Clinton hasn't been taking her estrogen? She never met a
war she didn't like.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freyd%...Dksd%C3%B3ttir


I think that men run the world, and women have influence. At the end of
the day we all have testosterone running through our veins, and when
there's no testosterone left, there'll be no more wars.

IOW's, as long as we're on this Earth, men/women, there are going to be
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On 3/5/2016 1:54 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Friday, March 4, 2016 at 11:37:29 PM UTC-6, Muggles wrote:
On 3/4/2016 2:51 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 16 Feb 2016 04:42:41 -0000, Muggles


Yeah. A bunch of bad stuff happened. Some people want to dominate and
control other people if and when they get a chance to do it. Lot's of
wars, and conniving, evil people out there.


I'd like to believe there's some good in some people somewhere.


Wars will stop when religion stops.



Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
veins of anyone on this Earth.




Even women have testosterone flowing through their veins. Not as much as men but it's there. ^_^

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That was my point.

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On Sat, 05 Mar 2016 19:54:59 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Friday, March 4, 2016 at 11:37:29 PM UTC-6, Muggles wrote:
On 3/4/2016 2:51 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 16 Feb 2016 04:42:41 -0000, Muggles


Yeah. A bunch of bad stuff happened. Some people want to dominate and
control other people if and when they get a chance to do it. Lot's of
wars, and conniving, evil people out there.


I'd like to believe there's some good in some people somewhere.


Wars will stop when religion stops.

Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
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Even women have testosterone flowing through their veins. Not as much as men but it's there. ^_^

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They have something far worse, oestrogen. Well known for causing wild mood swings, which is the sort of thing that causes war.

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On Sat, 05 Mar 2016 20:28:46 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 3/5/2016 12:23 PM, rbowman wrote:
On 03/04/2016 10:37 PM, Muggles wrote:


Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
veins of anyone on this Earth.



You're saying Clinton hasn't been taking her estrogen? She never met a
war she didn't like.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freyd%...Dksd%C3%B3ttir


I think that men run the world, and women have influence. At the end of
the day we all have testosterone running through our veins, and when
there's no testosterone left, there'll be no more wars.

IOW's, as long as we're on this Earth, men/women, there are going to be
wars.


Without testosterone you'd be very ill.

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On Sat, 05 Mar 2016 20:21:04 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 3/5/2016 2:47 AM, Bod wrote:
On 05/03/2016 05:37, Muggles wrote:
On 3/4/2016 2:51 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 16 Feb 2016 04:42:41 -0000, Muggles

Yeah. A bunch of bad stuff happened. Some people want to dominate and
control other people if and when they get a chance to do it. Lot's of
wars, and conniving, evil people out there.


I'd like to believe there's some good in some people somewhere.


Wars will stop when religion stops.



Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
veins of anyone on this Earth.

Which means there will not be any men left.


Women have the testosterone hormone, too.


Not in a significant amount to control emotions.

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On Sat, 05 Mar 2016 19:57:15 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Saturday, March 5, 2016 at 9:22:39 AM UTC-6, SeaNymph wrote:
On 3/5/2016 2:47 AM, Bod wrote:
On 05/03/2016 05:37, Muggles wrote:
On 3/4/2016 2:51 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 16 Feb 2016 04:42:41 -0000, Muggles

Yeah. A bunch of bad stuff happened. Some people want to dominate and
control other people if and when they get a chance to do it. Lot's of
wars, and conniving, evil people out there.


I'd like to believe there's some good in some people somewhere.


Wars will stop when religion stops.



Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
veins of anyone on this Earth.

Which means there will not be any men left.

Well then, it would appear that the solution to war is as simple as
getting rid of men.

I wonder if men are offended by this. LOL


Get rid of women and men won't have anyone to fight over. ^_^

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On Sat, 05 Mar 2016 19:43:14 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 03/05/2016 11:24 AM, Mr Macaw wrote:
"Wikipedia does not have an article with this exact name. Please search
for FreydÃs EirÃksdóttir in Wikipedia to check for alternative titles
or spellings."


Works for me.


There appears to be a fault with Opera's parsing of accents in links.
If I right click the link and copy it, then paste that into a browser, I get https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freydís_Eiríksdóttir which works.
If (as I did earlier) I just click on the link, it launches the browser with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FreydÃs_EirÃksdóttir which doesn't work. Somehow the wrong letters were used.
However, I'm not sure why you used the % symbols, putting https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freydís_Eiríksdóttir would have worked better than https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freyd%...Dksd%C3%B3ttir

Freydis Eiriksdottir will get you there. She was a
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On Sat, 05 Mar 2016 19:42:26 -0000, SeaNymph wrote:

On 3/5/2016 11:51 AM, wrote:
On Sat, 5 Mar 2016 15:53:15 +0000, Bod wrote:

On 05/03/2016 15:22, SeaNymph wrote:
On 3/5/2016 2:47 AM, Bod wrote:
On 05/03/2016 05:37, Muggles wrote:
On 3/4/2016 2:51 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 16 Feb 2016 04:42:41 -0000, Muggles

Yeah. A bunch of bad stuff happened. Some people want to dominate and
control other people if and when they get a chance to do it. Lot's of
wars, and conniving, evil people out there.


I'd like to believe there's some good in some people somewhere.


Wars will stop when religion stops.



Wars will stop when there's no testosterone left rushing through the
veins of anyone on this Earth.

Which means there will not be any men left.

Well then, it would appear that the solution to war is as simple as
getting rid of men.

I wonder if men are offended by this. LOL

:-)

You can be pretty well guaranteen that when all testosterone has
stopped flowing, and all men have dissapeared, all women won't be far
behind - and untill the very last man has expired, there WILL be war -
all that estrogen will need to be dissipated somewhere and they will
make short work of that last man. (he may die with a big smile on his
face, but he'll die - - -


Well I'm not a believer in the notion that testosterone is the biggest
cause of war. Frankly, it seems a bit of insult to men, and an insult
that is lacking in any credibility.


I think Clare is a bit of a feminist.

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On 03/05/2016 02:21 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
However, I'm not sure why you used the % symbols, putting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freydís_Eiríksdóttir would have worked
better than
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freyd%...Dksd%C3%B3ttir


That appears to be an effect of Thunderbird. The Firefox URL bar shows
the í and ó with the acute but pasting it into Thunderbird uses the
UTF-8 encoding.

If I paste in 'Freydís Eiríksdóttir' the i and o show with the acute,
but URLs get converted. On your end Opera apparently uses Windows 1252
to show ó and Ã*.

http://www.i18nqa.com/debug/utf8-debug.html

TBird also comes set to UK spelling out of the box. 'color' and 'colour'
I'm familiar with but there was some word that I can't recall that was
flagged as misspelled that wasn't so common. Drove me nuts until I found
the setting.





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On Sat, 05 Mar 2016 23:16:44 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 03/05/2016 02:21 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
However, I'm not sure why you used the % symbols, putting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freydís_Eiríksdóttir would have worked
better than
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freyd%...Dksd%C3%B3ttir


That appears to be an effect of Thunderbird. The Firefox URL bar shows
the í and ó with the acute but pasting it into Thunderbird uses the
UTF-8 encoding.

If I paste in 'Freydís Eiríksdóttir' the i and o show with the acute,
but URLs get converted. On your end Opera apparently uses Windows 1252
to show ó and Ã.

http://www.i18nqa.com/debug/utf8-debug.html

TBird also comes set to UK spelling out of the box. 'color' and 'colour'
I'm familiar with but there was some word that I can't recall that was
flagged as misspelled that wasn't so common. Drove me nuts until I found
the setting.


The root of the problem are the weirdos with the accents. English manages without them!

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