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geoff writes: At school (just a few years back), I had a friend whose father was the MD of Rigid Containers http://www.rigid.co.uk/ He always said that he was going to be interred in a cardboard coffin The inventor of the Pringles tube, Dr. Fredric J. Baur, was buried in a large Pringles tube last year. -- Andrew Gabriel [email address is not usable -- followup in the newsgroup] |
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writes ARWadsworth coughed up some electrons that declared: As an aside Can anyone remember the last time that they saw an open coffin? It is something that I have not seen for many years. Adam When my father died, I took my 4 year old daughter to the undertakers to say "goodbye Grandad", courtesy of an open coffin. Not to everyone's taste, but it was a good thing in our case and she handled it very well. My son was unlikley to handle it well, being much younger, so he didn't go. I wasn't sure that I'd be able to handle it I'm glad I did -- geoff |
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Frank Erskine coughed up some electrons that declared:
What about a load of car body filler to secure you into it? I'd like to be cremated with a *very* large can of expanding foam secreted away in the coffin. At least my ghost will have a good laugh watching what that does to the crematorium furnace |
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writes Frank Erskine coughed up some electrons that declared: What about a load of car body filler to secure you into it? I'd like to be cremated with a *very* large can of expanding foam secreted away in the coffin. At least my ghost will have a good laugh watching what that does to the crematorium furnace Ah - the Peter Parry send off ... -- geoff |
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geoff wrote:
In message , Tim S writes ARWadsworth coughed up some electrons that declared: As an aside Can anyone remember the last time that they saw an open coffin? Are you talking about an open coffin, as in at a wake or funeral service, though, where everyone 'pays their respects'? (not quite the same thing as the posters below experience which I think is pretty widespread practice) When my father died, I took my 4 year old daughter to the undertakers to say "goodbye Grandad", courtesy of an open coffin. Not to everyone's taste, but it was a good thing in our case and she handled it very well. My son was unlikley to handle it well, being much younger, so he didn't go. I wasn't sure that I'd be able to handle it I'm glad I did Dunno, really. In my own case the undertaker pushed it a bit, as being a 'good idea', but none of the family, including me, were keen. I don't have any regrets now, later. I was with my Dad when he died - maybe that makes a difference? But even had I not been there I can't imagine wanting to have gone to a viewing - don't know what it would have achieved. Each to his own, I suppose. David |
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writes geoff wrote: In message , Tim S writes ARWadsworth coughed up some electrons that declared: As an aside Can anyone remember the last time that they saw an open coffin? Are you talking about an open coffin, as in at a wake or funeral service, though, where everyone 'pays their respects'? (not quite the same thing as the posters below experience which I think is pretty widespread practice) When my father died, I took my 4 year old daughter to the undertakers to say "goodbye Grandad", courtesy of an open coffin. Not to everyone's taste, but it was a good thing in our case and she handled it very well. My son was unlikley to handle it well, being much younger, so he didn't go. I wasn't sure that I'd be able to handle it I'm glad I did Dunno, really. In my own case the undertaker pushed it a bit, as being a 'good idea', but none of the family, including me, were keen. I don't have any regrets now, later. I was with my Dad when he died - maybe that makes a difference? But even had I not been there I can't imagine wanting to have gone to a viewing - don't know what it would have achieved. Each to his own, I suppose. Having not seen him for about 4 months, and had a 4am phone call ... I supposeit gave a sort of "closure", a final picture burned into the memory -- geoff |
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In message , Tim S writes Frank Erskine coughed up some electrons that declared: What about a load of car body filler to secure you into it? I'd like to be cremated with a *very* large can of expanding foam secreted away in the coffin. At least my ghost will have a good laugh watching what that does to the crematorium furnace Ah - the Peter Parry send off ... RAOTFLMAO Please don't post things like that! I'm off on a long drive in the morning, taking the g daughters back home and I want to wear the same clothes until I get back, that I put on after my shower tonight. Wet denim jeans show wet very well, even after a nights sleap :-( Dave |
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On Wed, 19 Aug 2009 20:53:39 +0100 Geoff wrote :
Can anyone remember the last time that they saw an open coffin? It is something that I have not seen for many years. Yes- I "viewed" my father last year before the cremation I think there's a distinction between a few close members of the family viewing the deceased at the undertakers and an American style 'viewing' open to all and sundry or an open-coffin funeral. -- Tony Bryer, 'Software to build on' from Greentram www.superbeam.co.uk www.superbeam.com www.greentram.com |
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On Wed, 19 Aug 2009 03:11:04 -0700 (PDT) Owain wrote :
Or you can get a cardboard coffin printed to your design on a large format flatbed printer at creativecoffins.com Back in the UK I went to an open day at Hanworth Crem. The guy said that they really did not like cardboard coffins - the danger is that as they are slid into the [already hot] cremator, they catch light and the flames come back towards you at a rate of knots. In the light of experience cardboard coffins are now sprayed with water first. Quite an interesting experience, and, no, they don't recycle the coffins - would you want to be unscrewing the lid and manhandling a 7-10 day old corpse for £50 or whatever the undertaker would pay (less than the trade price and much much less than the selling price). -- Tony Bryer, 'Software to build on' from Greentram www.superbeam.co.uk www.superbeam.com www.greentram.com |
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On Wed, 19 Aug 2009 20:16:06 +0100, OG wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message om... "Lobster" wrote in message ... Frank Erskine wrote: On Wed, 19 Aug 2009 01:13:22 -0700 (PDT), Tim Decker had this to say: I am interested whether any of the keen DIYers on the group have built or considered building a coffin. I like to think I have a few years left in me, but I thought it might be a good project, particularly considering the horrendous prices charged by undertakers for a simple wooden box, often with some appalling faux brass fitting, more worthy of a cheap kids football trophy. Any guidance on rules, regulations and other considerations would be gratefully received. I think there's a lot more than simply the wooden box. There's the cost of collecting the corpse, laying it out (perhaps embalming it), the shroud, transport, standing by during a service at a church and/or crematorium, negotiations with graveyard owners if the body's to be interred, and so on. Of course; but a few months ago IIRC the itemised cost of MIL's coffin - the cheapest on offer (and no, it wasn't me who chose it!) - was north of 400 quid. And just veneered chipboard or something. Total bill was IIRC 2400 quid, and I'm sure that had I produced a DIY coffin, then the 400 would not have been chargeable. Especially for cremations, I don't know[1] why you can't just rent a coffin TBH, by far the most eco-friendly and economical route. You could have a flashy, polished outer which is used for the funeral, then when Hector the Rector presses the button at the service and the coffin slides away or the curtain closes, the crem staff out the back whip out the deceased, enclosed in a sealed body-bag or cardboard liner or something, and pop him/her into the oven. Outer goes back to the undertaker for the next punter. David [1] Could it be related to the exhorbitant purchase price of a coffin,I wonder? I do not think that these can be beaten for value http://www.funeralsearch.co.uk/cardboard-coffins.php#a3 It would do me. A minister friend has experience of a funeral turning into very distressing event for family and friends as a result of a cardboard coffin failure. I know funerals are distressing anyway, but the body falling out of the coffin made the whole thing much worse for everyone. For that reason, they're usually handled through the proceedings inside a temporary wooden coffin. |
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On Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:08:19 -0700 (PDT), Owain
wrote: On 19 Aug, 21:09, "The Medway Handyman" wrote: I'm surprised IKEA haven't made a flat pack coffin... But what would they call it? 'ASTIFF' ? 'BRAUNBRED' ? 'KROAKED' ? DARWIN LAASBUS |
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On Wed, 19 Aug 2009 01:13:22 -0700 (PDT)
Tim Decker wrote: I am interested whether any of the keen DIYers on the group have built or considered building a coffin. I like to think I have a few years left in me, but I thought it might be a good project, particularly considering the horrendous prices charged by undertakers for a simple wooden box, often with some appalling faux brass fitting, more worthy of a cheap kids football trophy. Any guidance on rules, regulations and other considerations would be gratefully received. It will have to go on my list of projects to be done, somewhere after, the window renovation, the pizza oven, the new bedroom cupboards, the additional bathroom etc. Regards Tim I made one for the old retriever in 1995. She was a big dog, about 5 stone, so it was quite a big job. I used OSB - not varnished or otherwise preserved. And we planted it in a 6 foot hole, so the top was about 5' down. No noticeable surface collapse yet. On the other hand I help look after the local church, and we have lots of collapsed graves (coffin shaped surface depression) that need to be topped up every year before the mowing starts. Some of these graves are less than 10 years old. So whatever the coffins were made of, it rots fast! R. |
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On Wed, 19 Aug 2009 03:11:04 -0700 (PDT)
Owain wrote: Unless someone can do a last-minute assembly from flat panels, don't underestimate the storage space a coffin will take up. Unless you're very goth you probably don't want it doubling up as a sideboard until you need it. Spare bed? R. |
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from Huge contains these words: "Open casket" funerals are the norm in the USA, still. Yes. Embalmed. Stuffed and padded and made up to look better than in real life. Propped up into a sitting position in the casket with the upper portion of the lid separately hinged open. Brand-new clothes, too, very often. And glasses on the end of its nose, if worn in life. Enter appropriate room in funeral home during visiting hours. Admire corpse. Shake hands with long row of extended family sitting on chairs. Exit room. Sign guest book. When my father died there 5 years ago, the Americans were all astonished that we weren't having a "viewing". The funeral director was quite insistent that we should have one - and we were even more insistent that we weren't. It's considered the ultimate disgrace in the USA not to have an open casket. If the casket is closed it's assumed the body is in such a mess that it can't be made to look acceptable and that it must be dreadfully and hideously ravaged by disease or car accident. |
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from Lobster contains these words: Especially for cremations, I don't know[1] why you can't just rent a coffin TBH, by far the most eco-friendly and economical route. You could have a flashy, polished outer which is used for the funeral, then when Hector the Rector presses the button at the service and the coffin slides away or the curtain closes, the crem staff out the back whip out the deceased, enclosed in a sealed body-bag or cardboard liner or something, and pop him/her into the oven. Outer goes back to the undertaker for the next punter. You can certainly do that in North America. Casket has an inner "orange box" to contain the corpse. Said box lifts out at the crematorium and casket is returned to the funeral home to be re-equipped with a new "orange box" for the next occupant. Remember, though, that their caskets are considerably larger than our coffins. Incidentally, in case you didn't know, it's normal practice in North America -- where, in my experience, cremations are much less common than in the UK, to bury only one deep and to put the casket into a rough box (packing-crate affair) which is placed inside the hole in the ground. And in my experience, coast to coast, I don't think I ever saw a casket lowered into the grave. They were normally left above the grave on a winding frame. In winter, in colder parts of North America, they didn't bother with actual interments in winter -- just kept the remains in storage until the spring. Urban folklore has it that bodies are frequently tipped out of the caskets and put into the rough box lining the grave, with the casket being resold. For a further twist, in this neck of the woods (in the UK) coffins weren't required locally until after a major cholera epidemic in the 1830s and then only because it was feared that the communal winding sheet was spreading the cholera as it was recycled from one corpse to the next! |
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from Huge contains these words: On 2009-08-20, Appin wrote: The message from Huge contains these words: "Open casket" funerals are the norm in the USA, still. Yes. Embalmed. Stuffed and padded and made up to look better than in real life. Propped up into a sitting position in the casket with the upper portion of the lid separately hinged open. Brand-new clothes, too, very often. And glasses on the end of its nose, if worn in life. Hideous. Enter appropriate room in funeral home during visiting hours. Admire corpse. Shake hands with long row of extended family sitting on chairs. Exit room. Sign guest book. When my father died there 5 years ago, the Americans were all astonished that we weren't having a "viewing". The funeral director was quite insistent that we should have one - and we were even more insistent that we weren't. It's considered the ultimate disgrace in the USA not to have an open casket. Unusual, but hardly "the ultimate disgrace". If the casket is closed it's assumed the body is in such a mess that it can't be made to look acceptable and that it must be dreadfully and hideously ravaged by disease or car accident. There was no casket. He was cremated in a cardboard coffin. We all think that once someone is dead, what's left is rotting meat and there is no point in venerating rotting meat. We had a memorial service, sans remains. I'm neither defending the American practice nor acting as a proponent of it. Merely trying to give an indication of what generally takes place. "And it's a closed casket!" tends to be a piece of gossip that goes round, uttered in hushed tones with an air of speculation as to the reason why. For myself I can see no reason that I would want to have a coffin open. When I first went to North America I was warned that if an older woman might ask "Would you like to see a picture of my husband?" I shouldn't be shocked if the picture produced showed him in his casket. I thought it was a crazy warning, but within one week it actually happened! I believe in Florida it's quite common to have the walls of one's best room decorated by "life"-size photos of the ancestors in their caskets. I'd prefer to refer to them as "death-size," but that's not quite my idea of desirable interior decor. However, tastes vary! |
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Appin wrote:
When I first went to North America I was warned that if an older woman might ask "Would you like to see a picture of my husband?" I shouldn't be shocked if the picture produced showed him in his casket. I thought it was a crazy warning, but within one week it actually happened! I believe in Florida it's quite common to have the walls of one's best room decorated by "life"-size photos of the ancestors in their caskets. I'd prefer to refer to them as "death-size," but that's not quite my idea of desirable interior decor. However, tastes vary! Holy moley. Talk about two nations divided by a common language... |
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Owain wrote:
On 20 Aug, 10:16, Appin wrote: "Open casket" funerals are the norm in the USA, still. Yes. Embalmed. Funeral director's profit. Stuffed and padded and made up to look better than in real life. Funeral director's profit. When he was pushing us to come and view MIL, the funeral director described all this as "hygenic treatment", which involved a 3-figure sum AFAICR. Of all the euphemisms I'd heard that day, I thought that one took the biscuit. David |
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On Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:50:18 +0000, Huge wrote:
On 2009-08-20, Appin wrote: The message from Huge contains these words: "Open casket" funerals are the norm in the USA, still. Yes. Embalmed. Stuffed and padded and made up to look better than in real life. Propped up into a sitting position in the casket with the upper portion of the lid separately hinged open. Brand-new clothes, too, very often. And glasses on the end of its nose, if worn in life. Hideous. Agreed. The guy I knew was in his early 20's and not the sort to be dressed up in a suite and wearing make-up. It all seemed rather over the top, and personally more distressing than the actual act of his passing. |
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Lobster writes: When he was pushing us to come and view MIL, the funeral director described all this as "hygenic treatment", which involved a 3-figure sum AFAICR. Of all the euphemisms I'd heard that day, I thought that one took the biscuit. Apparently, when not done properly, you can have a situation where the family are all gathered around dear old uncle bertie on display in his coffin, and can become quite distressed when uncle bertie suddenly lets out a fart. A long time ago, I saw a programme about embalming, and it was said that 100 or more years back, this was not uncommon with cheap funerals for the poor. -- Andrew Gabriel [email address is not usable -- followup in the newsgroup] |
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Andrew Gabriel wrote:
In article , Lobster writes: When he was pushing us to come and view MIL, the funeral director described all this as "hygenic treatment", which involved a 3-figure sum AFAICR. Of all the euphemisms I'd heard that day, I thought that one took the biscuit. Apparently, when not done properly, you can have a situation where the family are all gathered around dear old uncle bertie on display in his coffin, and can become quite distressed when uncle bertie suddenly lets out a fart. A long time ago, I saw a programme about embalming, and it was said that 100 or more years back, this was not uncommon with cheap funerals for the poor. Would have thought a pressure-relief valve (a Bic biro up the bum?) is all that would have been required to sort out that problem. Then again I suppose there's probably liquids involved too. Reminds me of when SWMBO, as a newly-qualified medic, was called to the ward to certify that a terminal patient had died. After the requisite amount of poking, prodding and whatever else is required to ascertain that death had indeed occurred, she stood up to confirm this to the relatives at the bedside. At that point, the deceased let out an almighty bellow as his last breath was released, apparently causing all present (including SWMBO) to become elevated several inches off the floor. David |
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"Lobster" wrote in message ... geoff wrote: In message , Tim S writes ARWadsworth coughed up some electrons that declared: As an aside Can anyone remember the last time that they saw an open coffin? Are you talking about an open coffin, as in at a wake or funeral service, though, where everyone 'pays their respects'? (not quite the same thing as the posters below experience which I think is pretty widespread practice) A bit of both really. As a small child I do remember a wake that was open coffin. It was quite wierd. It was my great aunty who had died and suspect that her funeral wishes were followed to the letter. I remember everyone having to walk through the house and the coffin was in the lounge. A very different situation to Tims personal choice to have a private viewing (below). When my father died, I took my 4 year old daughter to the undertakers to say "goodbye Grandad", courtesy of an open coffin. Not to everyone's taste, but it was a good thing in our case and she handled it very well. My son was unlikley to handle it well, being much younger, so he didn't go. I wasn't sure that I'd be able to handle it I'm glad I did Dunno, really. In my own case the undertaker pushed it a bit, as being a 'good idea', but none of the family, including me, were keen. I don't have any regrets now, later. I was with my Dad when he died - maybe that makes a difference? But even had I not been there I can't imagine wanting to have gone to a viewing - don't know what it would have achieved. Each to his own, I suppose. I have never gone to a viewing. It is my personal choice. Each to their own. David Adam |
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On 20 Aug, 15:16, Lobster wrote:
Would have thought a pressure-relief valve (a Bic biro up the bum?) is all that would have been required to sort out that problem. * Frangible filler (squashy bag stuffing) Otherwise any sort of "vent" has some obvious problems Then again I suppose there's probably liquids involved too. Yes. At that point, the deceased let out an almighty bellow as his last breath was released, My favourite version of that was from an old sailor with many tales of death & dismemberment on the high seas. He'd once had a passenger die on board, necessitating the body to be carried quietly ashore down the gangplank, wrapped in a sheet. As the body hinged between the two sailors carrying it, the air was forcecd out with a deep mournful groan... At which point, the other matelot screamed, dropped their end of the body and took a jump clean over the gangplank and into the water. |
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On Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:07:59 UTC, Tim S wrote:
Frank Erskine coughed up some electrons that declared: What about a load of car body filler to secure you into it? I'd like to be cremated with a *very* large can of expanding foam secreted away in the coffin. At least my ghost will have a good laugh watching what that does to the crematorium furnace But not for a burial at sea...! -- The information contained in this post is copyright the poster, and specifically may not be published in, or used by http://www.diybanter.com |
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coughed up some electrons that declared: On Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:03:08 +0100, Tim S wrote: ARWadsworth coughed up some electrons that declared: Can anyone remember the last time that they saw an open coffin? When my father died, I took my 4 year old daughter to the undertakers to say "goodbye Grandad", courtesy of an open coffin. Not to everyone's taste, but it was a good thing in our case and she handled it very well. My son was unlikley to handle it well, being much younger, so he didn't go. My Grandmother who departed herself long ago never got over the experience of visiting Her Grandmother in her coffin. A young child at the time she was forced to kiss Granny one last time on the forehead by pushy relatives. I asked mine and she wanted to go - certainly wouldn't have pushed her. She knew what she was doing and even picked some flowers of her own volition. But I agree, being forced into these things could do more harm than good. Maybe not the case with your youngsters; but persoinally I can't help feeling that when very young kids are involved, with the best of intentions, their natural feelings of morbid curiosity surpass other emotions when deciding these things. In the end we didn't take up the undertaker's offer ourselves, or offer our kids the opportunity. David |
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from Owain contains these words: On 20 Aug, 10:16, Appin wrote: "Open casket" funerals are the norm in the USA, still. Yes. *Embalmed. * Funeral director's profit. Stuffed and padded and made up to look better than in real life. Funeral director's profit. *Propped up into a sitting position in the casket with the upper portion of the lid separately hinged open. * Funeral director's profit. Brand-new clothes, too, very often. * Funeral director's profit. And glasses on the end of its nose, if worn in life. Funeral director's profit. Enter appropriate room *in funeral home during visiting hours. Admire corpse. *Shake hands with long row of extended family sitting on chairs.. *Exit room. *Sign guest book. Funeral director's profit. Owain Yes, of course. Though the online guest books normal in North America are actually a good thing, as indeed are the guest books at visiting hours. |
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from Huge contains these words: If my posting came over as an attack on you, I apologise. I was merely trying to convey my experience. (My parents have lived in the US for 30 years and I have visited many, many times.) No, it didn't come over as an attack on me. In any case, I've no quarrel with my views being attacked. supposing you had been attacking them. An attack on one's views is very different from an attack on one's person :-). And the experience of different people differs. I've been to hundreds of funerals in the US and Canada and have a large folder full of permits for funerals I've actually conducted myself across North America. |
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from "ARWadsworth" contains these words: "Lobster" wrote in message ... geoff wrote: In message , Tim S writes ARWadsworth coughed up some electrons that declared: As an aside Can anyone remember the last time that they saw an open coffin? Are you talking about an open coffin, as in at a wake or funeral service, though, where everyone 'pays their respects'? (not quite the same thing as the posters below experience which I think is pretty widespread practice) A bit of both really. As a small child I do remember a wake that was open coffin. It was quite wierd. It was my great aunty who had died and suspect that her funeral wishes were followed to the letter. I remember everyone having to walk through the house and the coffin was in the lounge. A very different situation to Tims personal choice to have a private viewing A whole lot less disconcerting than viewing the dear departed in the bed they've just died in, I can assure you -- and that's happened to me more than once ! I have never gone to a viewing. It is my personal choice. Each to their own. Easier to avoid in the UK than in North America. |
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from Tim S contains these words: I asked mine and she wanted to go - certainly wouldn't have pushed her. She knew what she was doing and even picked some flowers of her own volition. But I agree, being forced into these things could do more harm than good. Whether or not one lets kids view the remains (and in my view they're in the main not at all as squeamish as most adults and are generally very matter-of-fact about such things) I think it's a bit strange to exclude them from the funeral. The reality of the funeral may be dreadful, but the reality of being excluded from it is far worse, IMHO. |
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"Lobster" wrote in message ... geoff wrote: In message , Tim S writes ARWadsworth coughed up some electrons that declared: As an aside Can anyone remember the last time that they saw an open coffin? Are you talking about an open coffin, as in at a wake or funeral service, though, where everyone 'pays their respects'? (not quite the same thing as the posters below experience which I think is pretty widespread practice) A bit of both really. As a small child I do remember a wake that was open coffin. It was quite wierd. It was my great aunty who had died and suspect that her funeral wishes were followed to the letter. I remember everyone having to walk through the house and the coffin was in the lounge. A very different situation to Tims personal choice to have a private viewing (below). When my father died, I took my 4 year old daughter to the undertakers to say "goodbye Grandad", courtesy of an open coffin. Not to everyone's taste, but it was a good thing in our case and she handled it very well. My son was unlikley to handle it well, being much younger, so he didn't go. I wasn't sure that I'd be able to handle it I'm glad I did Dunno, really. In my own case the undertaker pushed it a bit, as being a 'good idea', but none of the family, including me, were keen. I don't have any regrets now, later. I was with my Dad when he died - maybe that makes a difference? But even had I not been there I can't imagine wanting to have gone to a viewing - don't know what it would have achieved. Each to his own, I suppose. I have never gone to a viewing. It is my personal choice. Each to their own. David Adam I only recently found out the following. My father died when I was quite young. The coffin was in the front room of his parents' house. My mother was taken in to view him, not that she wanted to - and his sister started pulling him up so his PM 'scars' could be shown off. (She always was an odd sort of a person.) It was my mother's worst fear for a few hours that my aunt would take me in as well. -- Rod |
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "R" saying something like: My cousin (Ex Co-Op hearse driver) suggests that this is the norm anyway. Many of the expensive versions are reclaimed by the undertakers and removed out of sight in the lower section of the hearse when they leave the premises. That lower section is handy for all sorts of things. |
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "OG" saying something like: A minister friend has experience of a funeral turning into very distressing event for family and friends as a result of a cardboard coffin failure. I know funerals are distressing anyway, but the body falling out of the coffin made the whole thing much worse for everyone. If I wasn't dead at the time, I'd laugh like ****. |
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"Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote in message ... We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember "OG" saying something like: A minister friend has experience of a funeral turning into very distressing event for family and friends as a result of a cardboard coffin failure. I know funerals are distressing anyway, but the body falling out of the coffin made the whole thing much worse for everyone. If I wasn't dead at the time, I'd laugh like ****. So would I. Adam |
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ARWadsworth wrote:
"Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote I remember "OG" saying something like: cardboard coffin failure. I know funerals are distressing anyway, but the body falling out of the coffin made the whole thing much worse for everyone. If I wasn't dead at the time, I'd laugh like ****. So would I. It's not quite a collapsing coffin, but my granny's funeral stank of cow**** as the farmer next door to the church chose that afternoon to clean out his sheds. The general consensus was that granny would have found this highly amusing. Pete |
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Pete Verdon d writes: ARWadsworth wrote: "Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote I remember "OG" saying something like: cardboard coffin failure. I know funerals are distressing anyway, but the body falling out of the coffin made the whole thing much worse for everyone. If I wasn't dead at the time, I'd laugh like ****. So would I. It's not quite a collapsing coffin, but my granny's funeral stank of cow**** as the farmer next door to the church chose that afternoon to clean out his sheds. The general consensus was that granny would have found this highly amusing. I've been to a couple of funerals where someone was playing some very well know pieces of music incredibly badly on the organ, sufficiently so that the audience all started looking around at each other in disbelief. At one of them, when the music finished, this ghostly figure emerged from the organ console and slowly walked up the isle with a zimmer frame. The whole audience had to look down at the floor and try really hard not to burst out laughing -- a sea of shoulders bouncing in silent laughter. Afterwards, we were sure the deceased, who was a musician, was having a laugh with us from up there somewhere. Another occasion, a friend who was a distant relative of the deceased and is herself a cellist, offered to play a solo piece at the crematorium. Sitting up front, she went through her solo fine. Later in the service, one of the speakers introduced another piece of music which was apparently one of the favourates of the deceased, and the mourners sat in silence listening to "Smoke gets in your eyes", which she thought was a bizzare choice at a chrematorium, but she didn't know the deceased very well. Afterwards, outside a row broke out. It turns out, they played the wrong side of the record. She never did find out what was supposed to be played, but apparently "Smoke gets in your eyes" is a not infrequent request and the staff were quite used to digging out that LP. -- Andrew Gabriel [email address is not usable -- followup in the newsgroup] |
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On 28 Aug, 08:51, (Andrew Gabriel) wrote:
apparently "Smoke gets in your eyes" is a not infrequent request Search out Sandy Dillon's "Into the flame" |
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Andy Dingley wrote:
On 28 Aug, 08:51, (Andrew Gabriel) wrote: apparently "Smoke gets in your eyes" is a not infrequent request Search out Sandy Dillon's "Into the flame" Not forgetting "Light my fire" by The Doors. Tim |
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from Owain contains these words: On 21 Aug, 01:12, Appin wrote: Though the online guest books normal in North America are actually a good thing, as indeed are the guest books at visiting hours. Have they invented casketcams yet? No idea -- haven't been to a funeral there for a few years :-) Cemeteries with electric hookups next? :-) |
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On 19 Aug, 09:13, Tim Decker wrote:
I am interested whether any of the keen DIYers on the group have built or considered building a coffin. I like to think I have a few years left in me, but I thought it might be a good project, particularly considering the horrendous prices charged by undertakers for a simple wooden box, often with some appalling faux brass fitting, more worthy of a cheap kids football trophy. Any guidance on rules, regulations and other considerations would be gratefully received. It will have to go on my list of projects to be done, somewhere after, the window renovation, the pizza oven, the new bedroom cupboards, the additional bathroom etc. Regards Tim Somewhere in this thread there was a mention of basketwork coffins - now as is always the way no doubt because I haven't re-read the threads, this website has already been mentioned. But here goes anyway - I was looking at this website as my wife has just bought something from these people in the Edinburgh Festival - and lo and behold they do basketwork coffins http://www.all-about-willow.co.uk/content/coffins/2178/ Rob |
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