On Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:07:59 UTC, Tim S wrote:

Frank Erskine coughed up some electrons that declared:

What about a load of car body filler to secure you into it?


I'd like to be cremated with a *very* large can of expanding foam secreted
away in the coffin.

At least my ghost will have a good laugh watching what that does to the
crematorium furnace

But not for a burial at sea...!
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