geoff wrote:
In message , Tim S
writes
Frank Erskine coughed up some electrons that declared:

What about a load of car body filler to secure you into it?


I'd like to be cremated with a *very* large can of expanding foam
secreted
away in the coffin.

At least my ghost will have a good laugh watching what that does to the
crematorium furnace

Ah - the Peter Parry send off ...

RAOTFLMAO

Please don't post things like that!

I'm off on a long drive in the morning, taking the g daughters back home
and I want to wear the same clothes until I get back, that I put on
after my shower tonight. Wet denim jeans show wet very well, even after
a nights sleap :-(

Dave