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"Rob G" wrote in message ... On 19 Aug, 09:13, Tim Decker wrote: I am interested whether any of the keen DIYers on the group have built or considered building a coffin. I like to think I have a few years left in me, but I thought it might be a good project, particularly considering the horrendous prices charged by undertakers for a simple wooden box, often with some appalling faux brass fitting, more worthy of a cheap kids football trophy. Any guidance on rules, regulations and other considerations would be gratefully received. It will have to go on my list of projects to be done, somewhere after, the window renovation, the pizza oven, the new bedroom cupboards, the additional bathroom etc. Regards Tim Somewhere in this thread there was a mention of basketwork coffins - now as is always the way no doubt because I haven't re-read the threads, this website has already been mentioned. But here goes anyway - I was looking at this website as my wife has just bought something from these people in the Edinburgh Festival - and lo and behold they do basketwork coffins http://www.all-about-willow.co.uk/content/coffins/2178/ Rob Ever thought of a totally eco friendly coffin. Made out of cardboard. http://www.funeralsearch.co.uk/cardboard-coffins.php#a3 James |
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On Sun, 30 Aug 2009 19:42:55 +0100 The_constructor wrote :
http://www.all-about-willow.co.uk/content/coffins/2178/ Rob Ever thought of a totally eco friendly coffin. Made out of cardboard. http://www.funeralsearch.co.uk/cardboard-coffins.php#a3 I would have thought that the willow was more eco-friendly. I'm not sure what they do to turn old newspapers etc into cardboard but suspect that there's more than a little energy and a chemical or two along the way. -- Tony Bryer, 'Software to build on' from Greentram www.superbeam.co.uk www.superbeam.com www.greentram.com |
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Rob G wrote:
On 19 Aug, 09:13, Tim Decker wrote: I am interested whether any of the keen DIYers on the group have built or considered building a coffin. I like to think I have a few years left in me, but I thought it might be a good project, particularly considering the horrendous prices charged by undertakers for a simple wooden box, often with some appalling faux brass fitting, more worthy of a cheap kids football trophy. Any guidance on rules, regulations and other considerations would be gratefully received. It will have to go on my list of projects to be done, somewhere after, the window renovation, the pizza oven, the new bedroom cupboards, the additional bathroom etc. Regards Tim Somewhere in this thread there was a mention of basketwork coffins - now as is always the way no doubt because I haven't re-read the threads, this website has already been mentioned. But here goes anyway - I was looking at this website as my wife has just bought something from these people in the Edinburgh Festival - and lo and behold they do basketwork coffins http://www.all-about-willow.co.uk/content/coffins/2178/ What about purple plus deaths? Willow or cardboard don't bear thinking about. -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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On 31 Aug, 00:46, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote: Rob G wrote: On 19 Aug, 09:13, Tim Decker wrote: I am interested whether any of the keen DIYers on the group have built or considered building a coffin. I like to think I have a few years left in me, but I thought it might be a good project, particularly considering the horrendous prices charged by undertakers for a simple wooden box, often with some appalling faux brass fitting, more worthy of a cheap kids football trophy. Any guidance on rules, regulations and other considerations would be gratefully received. It will have to go on my list of projects to be done, somewhere after, the window renovation, the pizza oven, the new bedroom cupboards, the additional bathroom etc. Regards Tim Somewhere in this thread there was a mention of basketwork coffins - now as is always the way no doubt because I haven't re-read the threads, this website has already been mentioned. But here goes anyway - *I was looking at this website as my wife has just bought something from these people in the Edinburgh Festival - and lo and behold they do basketwork coffins http://www.all-about-willow.co.uk/content/coffins/2178/ What about purple plus deaths? *Willow or cardboard don't bear thinking about. -- Dave - The Medway Handymanwww.medwayhandyman.co.uk Its a bag in a box, as long as contents dosent sloosh about. Adam |
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"the_constructor" wrote in message o.uk... Ever thought of a totally eco friendly coffin. Made out of cardboard. What's the point of worrying about the environment if you're going to die? Bill |
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"Bill Wright" wrote in message ... "the_constructor" wrote in message o.uk... Ever thought of a totally eco friendly coffin. Made out of cardboard. What's the point of worrying about the environment if you're going to die? Bill Why worry about anything? You are going to die. |
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The Medway Handyman wrote:
What about purple plus deaths? what on earth are they? Andy |
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"Andy Champ" wrote in message . uk... The Medway Handyman wrote: What about purple plus deaths? what on earth are they? Andy Ones where the body has been dead for a while before being found. Some liquefaction has probably set in by that point.... Cheers Mark |
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Mark Spice coughed up some electrons that declared:
"Andy Champ" wrote in message . uk... The Medway Handyman wrote: What about purple plus deaths? what on earth are they? Andy Ones where the body has been dead for a while before being found. Some liquefaction has probably set in by that point.... Cheers Mark I'd hate to be an undertaker. Must be grim at the best of times - but that, not to mention horrific accidents and burn victims |
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On Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:38:16 +0100, "Mark Spice"
wrote: "Andy Champ" wrote in message .uk... The Medway Handyman wrote: What about purple plus deaths? what on earth are they? Andy Ones where the body has been dead for a while before being found. Some liquefaction has probably set in by that point.... Must remember: Need baffles in the coffin. Derek |
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Tim Downie wrote:
Andy Dingley wrote: On 28 Aug, 08:51, (Andrew Gabriel) wrote: apparently "Smoke gets in your eyes" is a not infrequent request Search out Sandy Dillon's "Into the flame" Not forgetting "Light my fire" by The Doors. From recent personal experience of organising a cremation, most crematoria are now signing up to a system called the Wesley Music Library, which is a collaboration of e-music held at different crems, and allows music to be transferred between them as and when required, if it's not available locally - at ours we were advised it was not permitted to use anything else due to the high risk of incompatible formats etc. Check out your local crem he http://www.wesleymusic.co.uk/musiclibrarylists Looking at the listing for ours, I have to say we were sorely tempted to select the theme tunes for "Dad's Army" and "Dr Who", with Tom Jones' "Sex Bomb" to conclude the proceedings. David |
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writes Looking at the listing for ours, I have to say we were sorely tempted to select the theme tunes for "Dad's Army" and "Dr Who", with Tom Jones' "Sex Bomb" to conclude the proceedings. Mother in law went off to the strains of *always look on the bright side of life*. regards -- Tim Lamb |
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"Lobster" wrote in message news Tim Downie wrote: Andy Dingley wrote: On 28 Aug, 08:51, (Andrew Gabriel) wrote: apparently "Smoke gets in your eyes" is a not infrequent request Search out Sandy Dillon's "Into the flame" Not forgetting "Light my fire" by The Doors. From recent personal experience of organising a cremation, most crematoria are now signing up to a system called the Wesley Music Library, which is a collaboration of e-music held at different crems, and allows music to be transferred between them as and when required, if it's not available locally - at ours we were advised it was not permitted to use anything else due to the high risk of incompatible formats etc. Check out your local crem he http://www.wesleymusic.co.uk/musiclibrarylists Looking at the listing for ours, I have to say we were sorely tempted to select the theme tunes for "Dad's Army" and "Dr Who", with Tom Jones' "Sex Bomb" to conclude the proceedings. David Sounds like another money making racket to me. |
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On Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:22:18 UTC, Tim Lamb
wrote: In message , Lobster writes Looking at the listing for ours, I have to say we were sorely tempted to select the theme tunes for "Dad's Army" and "Dr Who", with Tom Jones' "Sex Bomb" to conclude the proceedings. Mother in law went off to the strains of *always look on the bright side of life*. Which I believe is in the 'top three' for popularity on these occasions. 'My Way' is another. -- The information contained in this post is copyright the poster, and specifically may not be published in, or used by http://www.diybanter.com |
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Mark Spice wrote:
Ones where the body has been dead for a while before being found. Some liquefaction has probably set in by that point.... Ah. I'm familiar with the phenomenon, but not by that name. Nor, personally, on that scale. Blowflies like to speed it up IIRC, and I've even heard of lead coffins from the _Roman_ period having liquefied bodies Cheers Perhaps not the ideal greeting in the circumstances... Mark Andy |
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Tim S wrote:
I'd hate to be an undertaker. Must be grim at the best of times - but that, not to mention horrific accidents and burn victims My uncle said those stories came in very useful for diverting an over-inquisitive tax inspector. -- Ian White |
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On Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:55:18 +0100, Derek Geldard wrote:
Ones where the body has been dead for a while before being found. Some liquefaction has probably set in by that point.... Must remember: Need baffles in the coffin. Aha. There's my favourite usenet post of the month... I suppose watertight bulkheads would be over-egging it? |
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On Mon, 31 Aug 2009 22:16:04 +0100 Lobster wrote :
From recent personal experience of organising a cremation, most crematoria are now signing up to a system called the Wesley Music Library, which is a collaboration of e-music held at different crems, and allows music to be transferred between them as and when required, if it's not available locally - at ours we were advised it was not permitted to use anything else due to the high risk of incompatible formats etc. Check out your local crem he http://www.wesleymusic.co.uk/musiclibrarylists Looking at the listing for ours, I have to say we were sorely tempted to select the theme tunes for "Dad's Army" and "Dr Who", with Tom Jones' "Sex Bomb" to conclude the proceedings. Shortly before leaving the UK I was asked to conduct a funeral at SW Middlesex Crem which uses this system, and very impressive it is too. The office puts the (say) four tracks into the system and at the desk you have a green button to start the next one and a red button if you want to fade it out before the end. The choice is amazing: IIRC something like eight different renditions of "My way". -- Tony Bryer, 'Software to build on' from Greentram www.superbeam.co.uk www.superbeam.com www.greentram.com |
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On Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:55:18 +0100 Derek Geldard wrote :
Must remember: Need baffles in the coffin. Cat litter -- Tony Bryer, 'Software to build on' from Greentram www.superbeam.co.uk www.superbeam.com www.greentram.com |
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"Lobster" wrote in message news Tim Downie wrote: Andy Dingley wrote: On 28 Aug, 08:51, (Andrew Gabriel) wrote: apparently "Smoke gets in your eyes" is a not infrequent request Search out Sandy Dillon's "Into the flame" Not forgetting "Light my fire" by The Doors. From recent personal experience of organising a cremation, most crematoria are now signing up to a system called the Wesley Music Library, which is a collaboration of e-music held at different crems, and allows music to be transferred between them as and when required, if it's not available locally - at ours we were advised it was not permitted to use anything else due to the high risk of incompatible formats etc. Check out your local crem he http://www.wesleymusic.co.uk/musiclibrarylists Looking at the listing for ours, I have to say we were sorely tempted to select the theme tunes for "Dad's Army" and "Dr Who", with Tom Jones' "Sex Bomb" to conclude the proceedings. Sounds like another money making racket to me. Well, other than the crem fee there was nothing itemised for music, and no reduction in cost if you wanted a music-free service (like the one auntie had many years ago). |
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"Andy Champ" wrote in message . uk... The Medway Handyman wrote: What about purple plus deaths? what on earth are they? Sorry, ambulance speak. Ones where the body has been dead for a while before being found. Some liquefaction has probably set in by that point.... 'Some' being a variable apparently. -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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On 31 Aug, 00:46, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote: Willow or cardboard don't bear thinking about. There's a liner in the willow. What about purple plus deaths? Those are bagged, even when they're in wood. It's easier to seal a bag than to seal wood. |
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, Owain writes On 31 Aug, 22:22, Tim Lamb wrote: Mother in law went off to the strains of *always look on the bright side of life*. Was that her choice, or yours? I can honestly say I was very fortunate in the initial decision and following 40 years. Dementia intervened but *life of Brian* certainly appealed to her sense of humour. regards -- Tim Lamb |
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from Tim S contains these words: Mark Spice coughed up some electrons that declared: "Andy Champ" wrote in message . uk... The Medway Handyman wrote: What about purple plus deaths? what on earth are they? Andy Ones where the body has been dead for a while before being found. Some liquefaction has probably set in by that point.... Cheers Mark I'd hate to be an undertaker. Must be grim at the best of times - but that, not to mention horrific accidents and burn victims Think of the problems in North America where they have to try to make it look recognisable and presentable in order to avoid the "indignity" (to their way of thinking) of a "closed casket" |
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"Bob Eager" wrote in message ... On Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:22:18 UTC, Tim Lamb wrote: In message , Lobster writes Looking at the listing for ours, I have to say we were sorely tempted to select the theme tunes for "Dad's Army" and "Dr Who", with Tom Jones' "Sex Bomb" to conclude the proceedings. Mother in law went off to the strains of *always look on the bright side of life*. Which I believe is in the 'top three' for popularity on these occasions. 'My Way' is another. Angels by Robbie Williams must be the third choice then. Adam |
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ARWadsworth wrote:
"Bob Eager" wrote in message ... On Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:22:18 UTC, Tim Lamb wrote: In message , Lobster writes Looking at the listing for ours, I have to say we were sorely tempted to select the theme tunes for "Dad's Army" and "Dr Who", with Tom Jones' "Sex Bomb" to conclude the proceedings. Mother in law went off to the strains of *always look on the bright side of life*. Which I believe is in the 'top three' for popularity on these occasions. No 1: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4352276/Monty-Python-classic-tops-list-of-best-funeral-songs.html 'My Way' is another. Angels by Robbie Williams must be the third choice then. Adam Close... http://theconnexion.net/wp/?p=2453 My mum chose Dave Brubeck's wonderful "Take Five" to conclude my Dad's cremation, as he was a pianist and it was one of his favorites. And one of mine, too - but for me, now ruined for ever! :-( David |
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"Lobster" wrote in message ... ARWadsworth wrote: "Bob Eager" wrote in message ... On Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:22:18 UTC, Tim Lamb wrote: In message , Lobster writes Looking at the listing for ours, I have to say we were sorely tempted to select the theme tunes for "Dad's Army" and "Dr Who", with Tom Jones' "Sex Bomb" to conclude the proceedings. Mother in law went off to the strains of *always look on the bright side of life*. Which I believe is in the 'top three' for popularity on these occasions. No 1: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4352276/Monty-Python-classic-tops-list-of-best-funeral-songs.html 'My Way' is another. Angels by Robbie Williams must be the third choice then. Adam Close... http://theconnexion.net/wp/?p=2453 My mum chose Dave Brubeck's wonderful "Take Five" to conclude my Dad's cremation, as he was a pianist and it was one of his favorites. And one of mine, too - but for me, now ruined for ever! :-( David A good name for an undertakers would be "Bury and Burns Ltd" It is quite catchy. Adam |
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Lobster wrote:
My mum chose Dave Brubeck's wonderful "Take Five" to conclude my Dad's cremation, as he was a pianist and it was one of his favorites. And one of mine, too - but for me, now ruined for ever! :-( My father-in-law's choice has made me morose every time I see a Hovis advert... Andy |
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Andy Champ wrote:
Lobster wrote: My mum chose Dave Brubeck's wonderful "Take Five" to conclude my Dad's cremation, as he was a pianist and it was one of his favorites. And one of mine, too - but for me, now ruined for ever! :-( My father-in-law's choice has made me morose every time I see a Hovis advert... I suspect that he chose that piece because it is known as 'Coming home'. Dave |
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Dave wrote:
I suspect that he chose that piece because it is known as 'Coming home'. I've been trying to remember. The largo from Dvorák's "New World"? I'm darnn sure he knew. Andy |
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Andy Champ wrote:
Dave wrote: I suspect that he chose that piece because it is known as 'Coming home'. I've been trying to remember. The largo from Dvorák's "New World"? I'm darnn sure he knew. Be morose no more. A very good friend of mine who went blind with diabetes died at quite an early age, taught me a a lot about computers, had that played at his funeral as the vicar pushed the button for the casket to start it's last journey. I thought it was a very good choice by his parents. Dave |
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Dave wrote:
Be morose no more. A very good friend of mine who went blind with diabetes died at quite an early age, taught me a a lot about computers, had that played at his funeral as the vicar pushed the button for the casket to start it's last journey. I thought it was a very good choice by his parents. Bill planned his own funeral. He had plenty of warning. Andy. |
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Andy Champ writes: Dave wrote: Be morose no more. A very good friend of mine who went blind with diabetes died at quite an early age, taught me a a lot about computers, had that played at his funeral as the vicar pushed the button for the casket to start it's last journey. I thought it was a very good choice by his parents. Bill planned his own funeral. He had plenty of warning. I remember watching a documentary many years ago about a young guy who knew he was going to die (Aids, IIRC) and planned everything down to the last detail - you really had to admire him. I can't remember all the details clearly now, but ISTR his coffin was painted to look like a large can of heinz baked beans, and very many other things designed to get the mourners smiling. Oh yes, they all had to come in very bright colours - definately no black. However, one of his instructions which the undertakers just couldn't bring themselves to do was, just as the curtains have drawn behind the coffin, he wanted a white gloved hand to poke back through the curtains and wave goodbye. -- Andrew Gabriel [email address is not usable -- followup in the newsgroup] |
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"John MacLeod" wrote in message
... The message from Tim S contains these words: Mark Spice coughed up some electrons that declared: "Andy Champ" wrote in message . uk... The Medway Handyman wrote: What about purple plus deaths? what on earth are they? Andy Ones where the body has been dead for a while before being found. Some liquefaction has probably set in by that point.... Cheers Mark I'd hate to be an undertaker. Must be grim at the best of times - but that, not to mention horrific accidents and burn victims Think of the problems in North America where they have to try to make it look recognisable and presentable in order to avoid the "indignity" (to their way of thinking) of a "closed casket" Undertaker OK (after all they are dead). Dentist OK (technical challenge). I couldn't be a chiropodist. A never ending supply of smelly manky feet (thery rarely see a good foot). That's the big yuk for me! -- Bob Mannix (anti-spam is as easy as 1-2-3 - not) |
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Bob Mannix coughed up some electrons that declared:
Undertaker OK (after all they are dead). Dentist OK (technical challenge). I couldn't be a chiropodist. A never ending supply of smelly manky feet (thery rarely see a good foot). That's the big yuk for me! Gynecologist? Sooner or later, you *will* get one of these: http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...0x_465053a.jpg (Sorry, it is now safe to reinsert your breakfast) |
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On Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:22:33 +0100, Tim S wrote:
Gynecologist? Sooner or later, you *will* get one of these: That's a face, not a crotch. Possibly. |
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On Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:22:33 +0100, Tim S wrote: Gynecologist? Sooner or later, you *will* get one of these: That's a face, not a crotch. Possibly. But think of the inferenences. Or better, don't! |
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