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"Gunner" wrote in message ... On Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:25:48 +0100, Dave wrote: Well..you did give my people "scalping" for which We are forever grateful It is nice to know that you are native American, but can you expand on that for an ignorant Brit please? Dave Im partially Ojibwa indian. (...you'll be sorry if you ask about the other parts...) -- Ed Huntress |
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On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 15:49:55 +0100, "Dave Gordon" d@p wrote:
"Dave" wrote in message ... Gunner wrote: On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 22:42:41 +0100, Dave wrote: We do, whe just don't get 'British'. 'English', not British, was the language that your founding fathers brought to your shore. Was it the Mayflower that was one of the first ships to land and populate that land? It was you that chose to *******ise it, by ignoring the changes that we made to it over the years. Hence we talk the same language, but do not understand each other Dave Lets see..as I recall..yall also broght slavery, Oh for goodness sake you gave us Lloyd Grossman. Lets call it even. errrr.....whoops..sorry about that....but you did give us Twiggy.... Gunner |
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Dave Gordon wrote:
wrote in message oups.com... On Sep 7, 9:52 pm, Ken wrote: What have been the worst (serious or humorous) handyman or handywoman accidents that you've experienced so far (or someone you know, or saw it happen to, got to experience) and please elaborate on what unfortunately went wrong. Guy I knew was hanging fascia board on a two story building, no safety equipment. He fell off and landed on a piece of #4 rebar sticking out of a masonry footing. The bar went up his rectum. Some idiot ran over with a cutting torch and started cutting. He stopped, and they used a cut off wheel on a angle grinder to cut it off. He couldn't walk or sit for three weeks. Rectum, damn near killed him. Yow! Couldn't they just, kinda, lift him off? Gently. Just in case anyone ever is confronted with such a situation impaled objects are never removed in the field. The are cut to a size that can be transported with the patient and immobilized in place with a rather massive dressing. The patient is then transported to the nearest trauma center were the impaled object is surgically removed with very large amounts of blood on hand. Removing an impaled object in the field will do as much or more damage as the object did going in and can result in catastrophic bleeding. The only impaled objects that are not imobilized are those that have penetrated the pericardium and are moving with each beat of the heart. I have only seen one such case in twenty five years as an Emergency Medical Technician. -- Tom Horne |
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Dave Gordon wrote:
"nick hull" wrote in message .. . In article om, Robatoy wrote: My _preferred_ weapons are keyboard and ballot. Too bad the candidate of my choice is NEVER on the ballot - NONE OF THE ABOVE Nice protest, but what if it was? What if that choice got the most votes? An empty office can't pass bad bills, so what's your problem? -- Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to prove it. Member of DAV #85. Michael A. Terrell Central Florida |
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Kurt Ullman wrote:
In article , Just Wondering wrote: Kurt Ullman wrote: In article , Just Wondering wrote: Where did you get your copy of the Constitution? 'Cause I've read the Second Amendment dozens of times from dozens of sources, and and NONE of the copies I EVER saw limit the right to bear arms to "a well regulated militia." And read my first post above again. Amendment II A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. That's right, the right of THE PEOPLE (not the militia) to keep arms shall not be infringed. But the need for a well-regulated militia is what is stated first and succinctly. You conveniently ignore that. The right of the people to bear arms flows from the necessity of a well-regulated militia. There is a hierarchy here in the flow and ordering of the statements concerning how and why the rights are bestowed by the constitution. The "militia" consisted of all able bodied men. It was not limited to a government-sponsored military force. |
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SteveB wrote:
Count the postings to this thread. YOu'll find that even though OT it is generating more interest then anything else going on in this newsgroup right now. That's the First Amendment at work. Don't like it? Then exercise your own rights rather than try to suppress others, by just ignoring this thread. People screeching in this newsgroup on OT subjects have the credibility of anyone screeching from atop a step ladder on the corner in a major city. Perhaps so, but so what? As you point out, some posters consider much of what is said idiotic. It does no need to cry about it, and those who do any way are well on the road to becoming anal retentive. Usenet is a forum for people to speak out. If they are speaking out on an off-topic subject and you want to stay on-topic, just mark the whole thread as "read" and get on with your life. |
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"Morris Dovey" wrote in message ... SteveB wrote: | You DO remember the topic of this newsgroup, don't you? No? Sigh Which of the three newsgroups you posted to is "this newsgroup"? :-) -- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/ Well, I guess that would be the three where this inane discussion is taking place, wouldn't it? Steve |
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"Just Wondering" wrote in message ... SteveB wrote: Count the postings to this thread. YOu'll find that even though OT it is generating more interest then anything else going on in this newsgroup right now. That's the First Amendment at work. Don't like it? Then exercise your own rights rather than try to suppress others, by just ignoring this thread. People screeching in this newsgroup on OT subjects have the credibility of anyone screeching from atop a step ladder on the corner in a major city. Perhaps so, but so what? As you point out, some posters consider much of what is said idiotic. It does no need to cry about it, and those who do any way are well on the road to becoming anal retentive. Usenet is a forum for people to speak out. If they are speaking out on an off-topic subject and you want to stay on-topic, just mark the whole thread as "read" and get on with your life. NO, NO, NO. I killfile the idiots first. Most never have anything to say about the group they are responding to anyway. When I killfile some of these people, my list of posts sometimes lessen by 20%. They must need to get a life to get on with. Steve |
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SteveB wrote:
"Just Wondering" wrote in message ... SteveB wrote: Count the postings to this thread. YOu'll find that even though OT it is generating more interest then anything else going on in this newsgroup right now. That's the First Amendment at work. Don't like it? Then exercise your own rights rather than try to suppress others, by just ignoring this thread. People screeching in this newsgroup on OT subjects have the credibility of anyone screeching from atop a step ladder on the corner in a major city. Perhaps so, but so what? As you point out, some posters consider much of what is said idiotic. It does no need to cry about it, and those who do any way are well on the road to becoming anal retentive. Usenet is a forum for people to speak out. If they are speaking out on an off-topic subject and you want to stay on-topic, just mark the whole thread as "read" and get on with your life. NO, NO, NO. I killfile the idiots first. Most never have anything to say about the group they are responding to anyway. When I killfile some of these people, my list of posts sometimes lessen by 20%. They must need to get a life to get on with. Steve When you skip an OT thread, you've saved yourself from having to see it. When you killfile a poster, though, you not only eliminate the OT stuff, you also prevent yourself from seeing any good on-topic stuff from his as well. As long as you are OK with that, by all means killfile away. |
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[OT] Filter for inane multi-newsgroup discussions - was: Worst accidents
SteveB wrote:
| "Morris Dovey" wrote in message | ... || SteveB wrote: || ||| You DO remember the topic of this newsgroup, don't you? No? Sigh || || Which of the three newsgroups you posted to is "this newsgroup"? || || :-) | | Well, I guess that would be the three where this inane discussion | is taking place, wouldn't it? Ok, since the conversation(s) have wandered a bit afield, I'm happy to help you out with this subthread by prepending "[OT]" to the subject so you can filter more conveniently for all three of this newsgroup. HTH -- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/ |
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"Morris Dovey" writes:
SteveB wrote: | You DO remember the topic of this newsgroup, don't you? No? Sigh Which of the three newsgroups you posted to is "this newsgroup"? I think his point is valid for any of them. |
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On Sep 14, 3:44 pm, "Morris Dovey" wrote:
SteveB wrote: | "Morris Dovey" wrote in message ...| | SteveB wrote: || ||| You DO remember the topic of this newsgroup, don't you? No? Sigh || || Which of the three newsgroups you posted to is "this newsgroup"? || || :-) | | Well, I guess that would be the three where this inane discussion | is taking place, wouldn't it? Ok, since the conversation(s) have wandered a bit afield, I'm happy to help you out with this subthread by prepending "[OT]" to the subject so you can filter more conveniently for all three of this newsgroup. HTH First of all, Morris, thank you for the response to my part of thread some way back...(You know the one, and I don't give a rat's ass if nobody else does.. =o) Now, about the inanity of it all (If it isn't a word, maybe it is now?) Sometimes I like it when a thread wanders a bit. The discussion may not be on topic, but it can still be informative. Then again, sometimes the beak throttles up-side pocket.... if you catch my drift. r |
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willshak wrote:
on 9/13/2007 10:17 AM clifto said the following: willshak wrote: on 9/11/2007 1:28 AM John B said the following: Edwin Pawlowski wrote: "willshak" wrote in message My hair has been cut so that it is no more than 1/2" long. Mine has not been that long in a couple of years now. 1/6" on the sides, uh, even less on top. Eliminates a lot of problems and is easy to style in the morning. G'day Ed, I'm in your camp. I call it a 6 month hair cut In Oz they are commonly called a Crew Cut. Here in the US it is called a crew cut too. Careful. There were definite distinctions between any number of short hair styles. IIRC a buzz cut was shorter than a crewcut, which was shorter than a butch. The shortest of all was the baldy sour. Back in the 50's there was a singin8 group called "The Crew Cuts" The "Life is but a Dream" melody immediately comes to mind, but I don't know if that was by the Crew Cuts "Sh-Boom" Right! Yadadadadadadadadadaaaaa -- If you really believe carbon dioxide causes global warming, you should stop exhaling. |
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on 9/14/2007 6:52 PM clifto said the following:
willshak wrote: on 9/13/2007 10:17 AM clifto said the following: willshak wrote: on 9/11/2007 1:28 AM John B said the following: Edwin Pawlowski wrote: "willshak" wrote in message My hair has been cut so that it is no more than 1/2" long. Mine has not been that long in a couple of years now. 1/6" on the sides, uh, even less on top. Eliminates a lot of problems and is easy to style in the morning. G'day Ed, I'm in your camp. I call it a 6 month hair cut In Oz they are commonly called a Crew Cut. Here in the US it is called a crew cut too. Careful. There were definite distinctions between any number of short hair styles. IIRC a buzz cut was shorter than a crewcut, which was shorter than a butch. The shortest of all was the baldy sour. Back in the 50's there was a singin8 group called "The Crew Cuts" The "Life is but a Dream" melody immediately comes to mind, but I don't know if that was by the Crew Cuts "Sh-Boom" Right! Yadadadadadadadadadaaaaa I even had the lyric wrong. It's "Life could be a dream". -- Bill In Hamptonburgh, NY To email, remove the double zeroes after @ |
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Kurt Ullman wrote:
Just Wondering wrote: Amendment II A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. That's right, the right of THE PEOPLE (not the militia) to keep arms shall not be infringed. But the need for a well-regulated militia is what is stated first and succinctly. You conveniently ignore that. What you're ignoring is that the entire first part of that is commentary. The actual meat of the amendment says simply and eloquently, "the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." The grammatical construction of the first part sounds stilted in today's world, but translating it into modernese, it says "Because a well-regulated militia is necessary to the security of a free State..." -- If you really believe carbon dioxide causes global warming, you should stop exhaling. |
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Joe Pfeiffer wrote:
| "Morris Dovey" writes: | || SteveB wrote: || ||| You DO remember the topic of this newsgroup, don't you? No? Sigh || || Which of the three newsgroups you posted to is "this newsgroup"? | | I think his point is valid for any of them. But are you certain it's valid for _all_ of them? :-D -- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/ |
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Robatoy wrote:
| Sometimes I like it when a thread wanders a bit. The discussion may | not be on topic, but it can still be informative. Then again, | sometimes the beak throttles up-side pocket.... if you catch my | drift. Y'know, I'd just been thinking that it'd been awhile since there'd been a good venting on the wreck... -- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/ |
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Gunner wrote:
On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 15:49:55 +0100, "Dave Gordon" d@p wrote: "Dave" wrote in message ... Gunner wrote: On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 22:42:41 +0100, Dave wrote: We do, whe just don't get 'British'. 'English', not British, was the language that your founding fathers brought to your shore. Was it the Mayflower that was one of the first ships to land and populate that land? It was you that chose to *******ise it, by ignoring the changes that we made to it over the years. Hence we talk the same language, but do not understand each other Dave Lets see..as I recall..yall also broght slavery, Oh for goodness sake you gave us Lloyd Grossman. Lets call it even. errrr.....whoops..sorry about that....but you did give us Twiggy.... Who has turned out to be an everlasting beauty and a glam gran to boot :-) Dave |
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Gunner wrote:
On Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:25:48 +0100, Dave wrote: Well..you did give my people "scalping" for which We are forever grateful It is nice to know that you are native American, but can you expand on that for an ignorant Brit please? Dave Im partially Ojibwa indian. http://www.geocities.com/bigorrin/chippewa_kids.htm Glad to have been of help Gunner |
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Gunner wrote:
On Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:25:48 +0100, Dave wrote: Well..you did give my people "scalping" for which We are forever grateful It is nice to know that you are native American, but can you expand on that for an ignorant Brit please? Dave Im partially Ojibwa indian. http://www.geocities.com/bigorrin/chippewa_kids.htm Glad to have been of help Gunner Manny, many thanks for that. Dave |
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"clifto" wrote in message ... Kurt Ullman wrote: Just Wondering wrote: Amendment II A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. That's right, the right of THE PEOPLE (not the militia) to keep arms shall not be infringed. But the need for a well-regulated militia is what is stated first and succinctly. You conveniently ignore that. What you're ignoring is that the entire first part of that is commentary. The actual meat of the amendment says simply and eloquently, "the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." The grammatical construction of the first part sounds stilted in today's world, but translating it into modernese, it says "Because a well-regulated militia is necessary to the security of a free State..." Not necessarily. Nominative absolute sentences are just as (un)common today as they were in the latter part of the 18th century. Yes, I researched it, around 20 years ago. And the "because" is just one possible "in other words" for such a nominative absolute. The accurate meaning of the others would produce an awkward sentence -- which is why the nominative absolute is used from time to time in literature. You will not see it used in legal documents today because of the ambiguity. I don't look this stuff up for fun, but if you doubt all this and want to see some parallel examples, I'll dig out my grammar books. They have some good ones. -- Ed Huntress |
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willshak wrote:
on 9/14/2007 6:52 PM clifto said the following: willshak wrote: on 9/13/2007 10:17 AM clifto said the following: willshak wrote: on 9/11/2007 1:28 AM John B said the following: Back in the 50's there was a singing group called "The Crew Cuts" The "Life is but a Dream" melody immediately comes to mind, but I don't know if that was by the Crew Cuts "Sh-Boom" Right! Yadadadadadadadadadaaaaa I even had the lyric wrong. It's "Life could be a dream". Here ya go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmEGEmUBJUI You're welcome. |
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"My heros have always killed cowboys". Comanche But not enough to count anywhere but my oen heart... Richard |
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Morris Dovey wrote:
SteveB wrote: | "Morris Dovey" wrote in message | ... || SteveB wrote: || ||| You DO remember the topic of this newsgroup, don't you? No? Sigh || || Which of the three newsgroups you posted to is "this newsgroup"? || || :-) | | Well, I guess that would be the three where this inane discussion | is taking place, wouldn't it? Ok, since the conversation(s) have wandered a bit afield, I'm happy to help you out with this subthread by prepending "[OT]" to the subject so you can filter more conveniently for all three of this newsgroup. OT isn't allowed on RCM. Our resident net Nazi gets upset about OT posts. -- Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to prove it. Member of DAV #85. Michael A. Terrell Central Florida |
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Ed Huntress wrote:
I don't look this stuff up for fun, but if you doubt all this and want to see some parallel examples, I'll dig out my grammar books. They have some good ones. Actually, I'd love that. I saw these constructs so often in my early reading that they became ingrained; if I've missed something I wanna know. -- If you really believe carbon dioxide causes global warming, you should stop exhaling. |
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On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:44:17 -0700, Gunner
wrote: On Thu, 13 Sep 2007 Dave wrote: Well..you did give my people "scalping" for which We are forever grateful It is nice to know that you are native American, but can you expand on that for an ignorant Brit please? Im partially Ojibwa indian. Do the Ojibwa have any casinos? I know the Pechangas are tossing people out of the tribe left and right - even with impeccable lineage research that goes back a few hundred years - just because they didn't vote the right way on casino related tribal elections. Cutting off casino profit participation checks, throwing them out of schools and hospitals, out of houses on tribal land, canceling health insurance... -- Bruce -- |
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Michael A. Terrell wrote:
| Morris Dovey wrote: || || SteveB wrote: ||| "Morris Dovey" wrote in message ||| ... |||| SteveB wrote: |||| ||||| You DO remember the topic of this newsgroup, don't you? No? ||||| Sigh |||| |||| Which of the three newsgroups you posted to is "this newsgroup"? |||| |||| :-) ||| ||| Well, I guess that would be the three where this inane discussion ||| is taking place, wouldn't it? || || Ok, since the conversation(s) have wandered a bit afield, I'm || happy to help you out with this subthread by prepending "[OT]" to || the subject so you can filter more conveniently for all three of || this newsgroup. | | OT isn't allowed on RCM. Our resident net Nazi gets upset about | OT posts. Bummer. You have my condolances. The folks here on rec.woodworking have decided that putting up with net nannies/control freaks is worse than the occasional off-topic thread - and one of our regulars maintains a filtering package for those who'd prefer not to see the OT threads (or the occasionally really nasty garbage posts) at all. Normally (but obviously not always) we add "OT" to the subject to facilitate filtering, and it works fairly well. RW (the "wreck") is a fairly convivial group - and occasionally the people who've gotten to know each other here do enjoy OT side discussions. The antisocial types who pop in and object are generally held in low regard - the wreck values right answers, but not people who're all about _being_ right. I'll gladly trim RCM from my future responses. :-) -- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/ |
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On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 13:46:28 -0400, "Ed Huntress"
wrote: "Gunner" wrote in message .. . On Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:25:48 +0100, Dave wrote: Well..you did give my people "scalping" for which We are forever grateful It is nice to know that you are native American, but can you expand on that for an ignorant Brit please? Dave Im partially Ojibwa indian. (...you'll be sorry if you ask about the other parts...) German, Finn and Black Irish. Gunner |
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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 01:10:28 +0100, Dave
wrote: Gunner wrote: On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 15:49:55 +0100, "Dave Gordon" d@p wrote: "Dave" wrote in message ... Gunner wrote: On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 22:42:41 +0100, Dave wrote: We do, whe just don't get 'British'. 'English', not British, was the language that your founding fathers brought to your shore. Was it the Mayflower that was one of the first ships to land and populate that land? It was you that chose to *******ise it, by ignoring the changes that we made to it over the years. Hence we talk the same language, but do not understand each other Dave Lets see..as I recall..yall also broght slavery, Oh for goodness sake you gave us Lloyd Grossman. Lets call it even. errrr.....whoops..sorry about that....but you did give us Twiggy.... Who has turned out to be an everlasting beauty and a glam gran to boot :-) Dave Really? I thought she had fallen though a storm drain grill and had washed out to sea? Gunner |
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"Dave Gordon" d@p wrote in message How big would the manual have to be to tell that retard all the things he should not use his lawnmower for. "Do not cut your finger nails with this device" "Do not cut your hair with this device" "This is not an extractor fan" I teach HS wood shop. While most of my kids are pretty good, some are dumber than a bucket of rocks. A few years back (thank God it was in another teacher's class, not mine) one boy, an emo, had long fingernails. He thought it would be "cool" to cut a notch in his nail on his pointer finger, right hand. Sort of like a snakes tongue. He decided to use the big Powermatic band saw. He ended up splitting his finger right up to the first joint. Dumb. Last year I caught two who were doing something almost as dumb. Anothe kid was turning a handle for a gavel out of walnut. The piece broke and he through the parts in the scrap bucket and started over. Two of my more "genius" kids saw the piece and thought it would make a pretty ornate hash pipe. The waited until they thought I wasn't looking and the one was holding the handle vertically in his hands while the other was preparing to bore through it with the drill press. Fortunately I caught them before they turned on the DP. If you ever work in a HS shop, believe me, you will soon learn the meaning of stupid! Glen |
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"Glen" wrote in message ... "Dave Gordon" d@p wrote in message How big would the manual have to be to tell that retard all the things he should not use his lawnmower for. "Do not cut your finger nails with this device" "Do not cut your hair with this device" "This is not an extractor fan" I teach HS wood shop. While most of my kids are pretty good, some are dumber than a bucket of rocks. A few years back (thank God it was in another teacher's class, not mine) one boy, an emo, had long fingernails. He thought it would be "cool" to cut a notch in his nail on his pointer finger, right hand. Sort of like a snakes tongue. He decided to use the big Powermatic band saw. He ended up splitting his finger right up to the first joint. Dumb. Last year I caught two who were doing something almost as dumb. Anothe kid was turning a handle for a gavel out of walnut. The piece broke and he through the parts in the scrap bucket and started over. Two of my more "genius" kids saw the piece and thought it would make a pretty ornate hash pipe. The waited until they thought I wasn't looking and the one was holding the handle vertically in his hands while the other was preparing to bore through it with the drill press. Fortunately I caught them before they turned on the DP. If you ever work in a HS shop, believe me, you will soon learn the meaning of stupid! It goes with youth. We were all there at some point - thought we knew better, or thought we knew it all. It's a rite of passage thing. That's why experienced people mentor inexperienced people. My only question is why the experienced people talk about the inexperienced ones as if it's some surprise, or as if it's something unique. You really expected something different/smarter out of people at this stage of life? -- -Mike- |
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"Gunner" wrote in message news On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 13:46:28 -0400, "Ed Huntress" wrote: "Gunner" wrote in message . .. On Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:25:48 +0100, Dave wrote: Well..you did give my people "scalping" for which We are forever grateful It is nice to know that you are native American, but can you expand on that for an ignorant Brit please? Dave Im partially Ojibwa indian. (...you'll be sorry if you ask about the other parts...) German, Finn and Black Irish. Yeah, they used to set fire to the Irish around here, too. g -- Ed Huntress |
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on 9/15/2007 5:21 AM Gunner said the following:
On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 13:46:28 -0400, "Ed Huntress" wrote: "Gunner" wrote in message ... On Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:25:48 +0100, Dave wrote: Well..you did give my people "scalping" for which We are forever grateful It is nice to know that you are native American, but can you expand on that for an ignorant Brit please? Dave Im partially Ojibwa indian. (...you'll be sorry if you ask about the other parts...) German, Finn and Black Irish. Gunner I have two of yours, but I don't know what Black Irish is. Mine is N Ireland Catholic. The other German. -- Bill In Hamptonburgh, NY To email, remove the double zeroes after @ |
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"willshak" wrote in message I have two of yours, but I don't know what Black Irish is. Mine is N Ireland Catholic. The other German. Seems to be some question as to what it is http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a930730.html Many years ago my grandmother told me that her grandfather's ethnicity was "Black Irish." Recently I've heard three different explanations concerning the origin of the term: (1) It refers to a mixture of Irish and Spanish blood dating from the time of the Spanish Armada, when many shipwrecked Spanish sailors were washed up on the Irish coastline and wound up staying. (2) It refers to a mixture of Irish and eastern European blood. (3) It refers to a mixture of Irish and Italian blood from the time of the Roman Empire. |
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||| You DO remember the topic of this newsgroup, don't you? No? Sigh Sometimes I like it when a thread wanders a bit. The discussion may not be on topic, but it can still be informative. Then again, sometimes the beak throttles up-side pocket.... if you catch my drift. All newsgroup discussions are off topic by the 30th post ;-) That's also about when the mud slinging and flaming takes over and there are only a few posters left. Sortta like being in a bar ;-) But still much better than the spam bots and the idiots that think cancel message is actually enabled on a public newsgroup server. -larry / dallas |
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larry wrote:
All newsgroup discussions are off topic by the 30th post ;-) That's also about when the mud slinging and flaming takes over and there are only a few posters left. Oh yeah? -- If you really believe carbon dioxide causes global warming, you should stop exhaling. |
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On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:59:47 -0400, Mike Marlow wrote:
"Joe Pfeiffer" wrote in message John Rumm writes: You know its a bad day when you fall off a scaffold and "Carpenter fell from a 2nd floor scaffold onto a running table saw, lost most of his hand." If I fell from a second floor scaffold onto a running table saw and the news said "lost most of his hand", I'd consider myself to have gotten off very lucky. I somehow doubt that any of us would really feel lucky in such an event. Uh, yeah, like, not fall off the scaffold in the first place? Acrophobia can be pretty handy sometimes. ;-) ("Yeah, you get me a cherry picker, and I'll go up there again. Oh, and let me double-check my harness...") ;-) Cheers! Rich |
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On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 13:59:24 +0000, Bill wrote:
In message , Edwin Pawlowski writes That bring sup another point. My workshop is in a detached garage. I usually work by myself, but I always take either the portable phone or my cell phone. So when you are knocked unconscious either by a blow or by shock you can phone for help? May be better to rig up a timed loan worker system that sends an alarm, i.e. if you don't reset it at a predetermined time it will alarm. The timing could depend on the severity of the expected injuries. How about a dead-man switch like they have on Ski-doo type things? There's a short lanyard around your wrist, and you have to plug in the little plug to make the machine go. If it knocks you back (or out!), the plug pulls out of the socket, and it shuts down the whole shop, rings the alarm, and calls the paramedics. ;-) Cheers! Rich |
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On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:00:07 +0000, DoN. Nichols wrote:
According to Bill : Bl**dy spell checkers, I really should look at what I type. Lone A spelling checker would not make much difference there, both are valid words. Or did you do some kind of typo and you are stuck with a spelling checker which auto-corrects your typos without asking you what you really meant to say? Well, there are spelling checkers, but can you imagine trying to write an "is this the right word here" checker? ;-) I just type so fast that I have time to proofread before I hit "send", most of the time. And I usually catch most of the other mistrakes[SIC] an ohnosecond _after_ hitting "send". ;-) Cheers! Rich |
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On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:30:22 -0400, Ed Huntress wrote:
"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message Ed Huntress wrote: I'll tell you one thing: I'm going to make darned sure I keep my hair cut short... You SURE don't want to go into your shop without pants. ;-) Oh, jeez, did you have to say that? I'm not going anywhere near my lathe for a while now... Lathe? Pants? Man, that's one LOW lathe! ;-) Cheers! Rich |
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