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This thing is amazing:
https://youtu.be/SYLAi4jwXcs
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FLUSH the subnormal sociopathic trolling attention whore's latest
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On 03/02/2021 19:24, Commander Kinsey wrote:
This thing is amazing:
https://youtu.be/SYLAi4jwXcs


Don't try and cut damp wood or you will destroy the blade every time

I would guess that removing the riving knife or blade guard as you see
on a lot of Youtube videos, especially from the USA, may account for
many of the 68k USA injuries rather than cutting your fingers off

One form of kickback (there are others demonstrated on many table saw
safety videos)
https://youtu.be/u7sRrC2Jpp4?t=147



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Don't try and cut damp wood or you will destroy the blade every time


Just what kind of sick perverted troll-feeding senile piece of **** are you,
senile cretin?
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On Wed, 03 Feb 2021 21:44:27 -0000, alan_m wrote:

On 03/02/2021 19:24, Commander Kinsey wrote:
This thing is amazing:
https://youtu.be/SYLAi4jwXcs


Don't try and cut damp wood or you will destroy the blade every time


Good point. I wonder how they get around that.

I would guess that removing the riving knife or blade guard as you see
on a lot of Youtube videos, especially from the USA, may account for
many of the 68k USA injuries rather than cutting your fingers off


I removed mine, otherwise how the hell do you cut thicker wood? I just keep my fingers a good distance from the blade. I don't cut tiny things with a huge saw.

One form of kickback (there are others demonstrated on many table saw
safety videos)
https://youtu.be/u7sRrC2Jpp4?t=147


Yeowch! I was wondering who you could get kickback in that direction.


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On 04/02/2021 19:23, Commander Kinsey wrote:


I removed mine, otherwise how the hell do you cut thicker wood?* I just
keep my fingers a good distance from the blade.* I don't cut tiny things
with a huge saw.


I have removed the blade guard on mine for cutting thicker wood but I
also have a second, cut down, riving knife just a tiny bit shorter than
the blade that I always fit for this type of cut. The riving knife that
came with the saw is taller than the blade - because the blade guard
fits to the top of it.

One form of kickback (there are others demonstrated on many table saw
safety videos)
https://youtu.be/u7sRrC2Jpp4?t=147


Yeowch!* I was wondering who you could get kickback in that direction.


Somewhere on Youtube is a demonstration of another form of kickback on a
table saw where the wood goes through a plasterboard partition wall.


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I have removed the blade


You've had your brain removed already LONG time ago, anal_m, you subnormal
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On Thu, 04 Feb 2021 20:52:16 -0000, alan_m wrote:

On 04/02/2021 19:23, Commander Kinsey wrote:


I removed mine, otherwise how the hell do you cut thicker wood? I just
keep my fingers a good distance from the blade. I don't cut tiny things
with a huge saw.


I have removed the blade guard on mine for cutting thicker wood but I
also have a second, cut down, riving knife just a tiny bit shorter than
the blade that I always fit for this type of cut. The riving knife that
came with the saw is taller than the blade - because the blade guard
fits to the top of it.


Sounds like your saw is better designed. My knife is lower than the blade, and the guard attaches to it, so you can only use about half the available blade to cut unless you remove the guard, since the bolt for the guard stops the wood going through. What they could have done is make the guard adjustable, so it's possible to get wood through that's the full height of the blade. Even then, you might want to cut halfway through some much thicker wood (although that's probably unsafe!)

One form of kickback (there are others demonstrated on many table saw
safety videos)
https://youtu.be/u7sRrC2Jpp4?t=147


Yeowch! I was wondering who you could get kickback in that direction.


Somewhere on Youtube is a demonstration of another form of kickback on a
table saw where the wood goes through a plasterboard partition wall.


Those plasterboard walls amuse me, until I need to remove one and get dust everywhere. My friend once lost his temper with his brother and tried to punch him. His brother moved and his fist went straight through the wall. Plasterboard is cheap crap that should never have been invented. It's also presumably very flammable, being basically two layers of paper with dust glued inbetween. Might aswell live in a mud hut.
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On 05/02/2021 19:10, Commander Kinsey wrote:

Plasterboard is cheap crap that should never have
been invented.* It's also presumably very flammable, being basically two
layers of paper with dust glued inbetween.


You will have a difficult job setting fire to it.


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On 5 Feb 2021 at 19:10:06 GMT, ""Commander Kinsey""
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Those plasterboard walls amuse me, until I need to remove one and get dust
everywhere. My friend once lost his temper with his brother and tried to
punch him. His brother moved and his fist went straight through the wall.
Plasterboard is cheap crap that should never have been invented. It's also
presumably very flammable, being basically two layers of paper with dust
glued inbetween. Might aswell live in a mud hut.


That is masterly trolling and not particularly offensive. Have you been to
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You will have a difficult job setting fire to it.


Not as difficult as removing your tongue from the unwashed Scottish troll's
arse, troll-feeding senile asshole!
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On Fri, 05 Feb 2021 22:44:09 -0000, Roger Hayter wrote:

On 5 Feb 2021 at 19:10:06 GMT, ""Commander Kinsey""
wrote:

Those plasterboard walls amuse me, until I need to remove one and get dust
everywhere. My friend once lost his temper with his brother and tried to
punch him. His brother moved and his fist went straight through the wall.
Plasterboard is cheap crap that should never have been invented. It's also
presumably very flammable, being basically two layers of paper with dust
glued inbetween. Might aswell live in a mud hut.


That is masterly trolling and not particularly offensive. Have you been to
Troll school recently?


Your post was extremely offensive. I would never stoop to taking lessons in something.
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On Fri, 05 Feb 2021 22:12:22 -0000, alan_m wrote:

On 05/02/2021 19:10, Commander Kinsey wrote:

Plasterboard is cheap crap that should never have
been invented. It's also presumably very flammable, being basically two
layers of paper with dust glued inbetween.


You will have a difficult job setting fire to it.


So it isn't paper?
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On 02/06/2021 11:35 AM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Fri, 05 Feb 2021 22:12:22 -0000, alan_m wrote:

On 05/02/2021 19:10, Commander Kinsey wrote:

Plasterboard is cheap crap that should never have
been invented. It's also presumably very flammable, being basically two
layers of paper with dust glued inbetween.


You will have a difficult job setting fire to it.


So it isn't paper?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drywall#Fire_resistance

Maybe in Scotland.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drywall#Fire_resistance

Maybe in Scotland.


Sucking troll cock again, you sick senile pig?


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On Sat, 06 Feb 2021 18:50:22 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 02/06/2021 11:35 AM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Fri, 05 Feb 2021 22:12:22 -0000, alan_m wrote:

On 05/02/2021 19:10, Commander Kinsey wrote:

Plasterboard is cheap crap that should never have
been invented. It's also presumably very flammable, being basically two
layers of paper with dust glued inbetween.

You will have a difficult job setting fire to it.


So it isn't paper?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drywall#Fire_resistance

Maybe in Scotland.


Probably depends on the age and quality:

"Up to 10 percent of drywall's composition is comprised of cellulose, found in the paper facing on both sides of the drywall panel. Increasingly, though, drywall is being faced not with paper but with mold-resistant fiberglass mat."

From https://www.thespruce.com/what-is-dr...ade-of-1821482

But I can't believe anything with paper could be fire resistant, even if the middle part is.
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On 06/02/2021 18:35, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Fri, 05 Feb 2021 22:44:09 -0000, Roger Hayter wrote:

On 5 Feb 2021 at 19:10:06 GMT, ""Commander Kinsey""

wrote:

Those plasterboard walls amuse me, until I need to remove one and get
dust
everywhere.* My friend once lost his temper with his brother and
tried to
punch him.* His brother moved and his fist went straight through the
wall.
Plasterboard is cheap crap that should never have been invented.
It's also
presumably very flammable, being basically two layers of paper with dust
glued inbetween.* Might aswell live in a mud hut.


That is masterly trolling and not particularly offensive.* Have you
been to
Troll school recently?


Your post was extremely offensive.


Best grow some.

I would never stoop to taking lessons in something.


I guess trolling comes naturally for you, so no need. :-)

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On Friday, February 5, 2021 at 7:10:12 PM UTC, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Thu, 04 Feb 2021 20:52:16 -0000, alan_m wrote:

On 04/02/2021 19:23, Commander Kinsey wrote:


I removed mine, otherwise how the hell do you cut thicker wood? I just
keep my fingers a good distance from the blade. I don't cut tiny things
with a huge saw.


I have removed the blade guard on mine for cutting thicker wood but I
also have a second, cut down, riving knife just a tiny bit shorter than
the blade that I always fit for this type of cut. The riving knife that
came with the saw is taller than the blade - because the blade guard
fits to the top of it.

Sounds like your saw is better designed. My knife is lower than the blade, and the guard attaches to it, so you can only use about half the available blade to cut unless you remove the guard, since the bolt for the guard stops the wood going through. What they could have done is make the guard adjustable, so it's possible to get wood through that's the full height of the blade. Even then, you might want to cut halfway through some much thicker wood (although that's probably unsafe!)
One form of kickback (there are others demonstrated on many table saw
safety videos)
https://youtu.be/u7sRrC2Jpp4?t=147

Yeowch! I was wondering who you could get kickback in that direction.


Somewhere on Youtube is a demonstration of another form of kickback on a
table saw where the wood goes through a plasterboard partition wall.

Those plasterboard walls amuse me, until I need to remove one and get dust everywhere. My friend once lost his temper with his brother and tried to punch him. His brother moved and his fist went straight through the wall. Plasterboard is cheap crap that should never have been invented. It's also presumably very flammable, being basically two layers of paper with dust glued inbetween. Might aswell live in a mud hut.



My sister-in-law once threw a heavy brass candle stick at her beloved, missed him, and punched a hole in the hollow core door. Lucky she didn't hit him
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On Mon, 08 Feb 2021 12:07:40 -0000, fred wrote:

On Friday, February 5, 2021 at 7:10:12 PM UTC, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Thu, 04 Feb 2021 20:52:16 -0000, alan_m wrote:

On 04/02/2021 19:23, Commander Kinsey wrote:


I removed mine, otherwise how the hell do you cut thicker wood? I just
keep my fingers a good distance from the blade. I don't cut tiny things
with a huge saw.

I have removed the blade guard on mine for cutting thicker wood but I
also have a second, cut down, riving knife just a tiny bit shorter than
the blade that I always fit for this type of cut. The riving knife that
came with the saw is taller than the blade - because the blade guard
fits to the top of it.

Sounds like your saw is better designed. My knife is lower than the blade, and the guard attaches to it, so you can only use about half the available blade to cut unless you remove the guard, since the bolt for the guard stops the wood going through. What they could have done is make the guard adjustable, so it's possible to get wood through that's the full height of the blade. Even then, you might want to cut halfway through some much thicker wood (although that's probably unsafe!)
One form of kickback (there are others demonstrated on many table saw
safety videos)
https://youtu.be/u7sRrC2Jpp4?t=147

Yeowch! I was wondering who you could get kickback in that direction.

Somewhere on Youtube is a demonstration of another form of kickback on a
table saw where the wood goes through a plasterboard partition wall.

Those plasterboard walls amuse me, until I need to remove one and get dust everywhere. My friend once lost his temper with his brother and tried to punch him. His brother moved and his fist went straight through the wall. Plasterboard is cheap crap that should never have been invented. It's also presumably very flammable, being basically two layers of paper with dust glued inbetween. Might aswell live in a mud hut.


My sister-in-law once threw a heavy brass candle stick at her beloved, missed him, and punched a hole in the hollow core door. Lucky she didn't hit him


I have a hole in a door when I punched it when I got sacked. I have a damaged metatarsal bone where I punched my computer chair when my parrot wouldn't stop making a noise.
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On Mon, 08 Feb 2021 01:34:35 -0000, Fredxx wrote:

On 06/02/2021 18:35, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Fri, 05 Feb 2021 22:44:09 -0000, Roger Hayter wrote:

On 5 Feb 2021 at 19:10:06 GMT, ""Commander Kinsey""

wrote:

Those plasterboard walls amuse me, until I need to remove one and get
dust
everywhere. My friend once lost his temper with his brother and
tried to
punch him. His brother moved and his fist went straight through the
wall.
Plasterboard is cheap crap that should never have been invented.
It's also
presumably very flammable, being basically two layers of paper with dust
glued inbetween. Might aswell live in a mud hut.

That is masterly trolling and not particularly offensive. Have you
been to
Troll school recently?


Your post was extremely offensive.


Best grow some.

I would never stoop to taking lessons in something.


I guess trolling comes naturally for you, so no need. :-)


I have never trolled, but people can't handle the truth sometimes. I call a spade a spade and if that isn't politically correct, all hell breaks loose.


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I have a hole in a door when I punched it when I got sacked. I have a
damaged metatarsal bone where I punched my computer chair when my parrot
wouldn't stop making a noise.


What did the chair ever do to you? When the cat gets annoying he
suddenly finds himself being an outdoor cat again. I guess that wouldn't
work for parrots.

Long before the covid thing we used to have telephone conferences with
an off site employee. He had some sort of screeching bird to liven
things up. Before zoom you had to use your imagination.


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On 02/08/2021 12:36 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I have never trolled, but people can't handle the truth sometimes. I
call a spade a spade and if that isn't politically correct, all hell
breaks loose.


That's shovel of colour...
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That's shovel of colour...


That's MORE senile troll-feeding on your part, senile asshole!
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What did the chair ever do to you?


What did LIFE do to you senile gossip that you will blather, babble and
gossip simply about ANYTHING, you despicable senile gossip?
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On 08/02/2021 19:36, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Mon, 08 Feb 2021 01:34:35 -0000, Fredxx wrote:

On 06/02/2021 18:35, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Fri, 05 Feb 2021 22:44:09 -0000, Roger Hayter
wrote:

On 5 Feb 2021 at 19:10:06 GMT, ""Commander Kinsey""

wrote:

Those plasterboard walls amuse me, until I need to remove one and get
dust
everywhere.* My friend once lost his temper with his brother and
tried to
punch him.* His brother moved and his fist went straight through the
wall.
Plasterboard is cheap crap that should never have been invented.
It's also
presumably very flammable, being basically two layers of paper with
dust
glued inbetween.* Might aswell live in a mud hut.

That is masterly trolling and not particularly offensive.* Have you
been to
Troll school recently?

Your post was extremely offensive.


Best grow some.

I would never stoop to taking lessons in something.


I guess trolling comes naturally for you, so no need. :-)


I have never trolled, but people can't handle the truth sometimes.* I
call a spade a spade and if that isn't politically correct, all hell
breaks loose.


It's rare a troll can look in the mirror and recognise a troll. To them
everyone else is a troll. When enough people tell they have all the
traits of a troll its best to look a bit harder into that mirror.


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On 05/02/2021 19:10, Commander Kinsey wrote:

Plasterboard is cheap crap that should never have
been invented.* It's also presumably very flammable, being basically two
layers of paper with dust glued inbetween.* Might aswell live in a mud hut.


You're a ****ing idiot.

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williamwright wrote:
On 05/02/2021 19:10, Commander Kinsey wrote:

Plasterboard is cheap crap that should never have
been invented.* It's also presumably very flammable, being basically two
layers of paper with dust glued inbetween.* Might aswell live in a mud hut.


You're a ****ing idiot.


Whilst entirely accurate Bill youve ignored a long-standing social media
convention of *always* getting your and youre wrong. This is causing
me considerable distress.

Theirs no excuse for it.

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On Tue, 09 Feb 2021 16:37:24 -0000, williamwright wrote:

On 05/02/2021 19:10, Commander Kinsey wrote:

Plasterboard is cheap crap that should never have
been invented. It's also presumably very flammable, being basically two
layers of paper with dust glued inbetween. Might aswell live in a mud hut.


You're a ****ing idiot.


Fact: paper is flammable.
Fact: plasterboard/drywall is cheap ****e that crumbles when you try to attach things to it or remove it.
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On Tue, 09 Feb 2021 17:41:12 -0000, Tim+ wrote:

williamwright wrote:
On 05/02/2021 19:10, Commander Kinsey wrote:

Plasterboard is cheap crap that should never have
been invented. It's also presumably very flammable, being basically two
layers of paper with dust glued inbetween. Might aswell live in a mud hut.


You're a ****ing idiot.


Whilst entirely accurate Bill youve ignored a long-standing social media
convention of *always* getting your and youre wrong. This is causing
me considerable distress.

Theirs no excuse for it.


It's know excuse. FFS.
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On Tue, 09 Feb 2021 14:24:47 -0000, Fredxx wrote:

On 08/02/2021 19:36, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Mon, 08 Feb 2021 01:34:35 -0000, Fredxx wrote:

On 06/02/2021 18:35, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Fri, 05 Feb 2021 22:44:09 -0000, Roger Hayter
wrote:

On 5 Feb 2021 at 19:10:06 GMT, ""Commander Kinsey""

wrote:

Those plasterboard walls amuse me, until I need to remove one and get
dust
everywhere. My friend once lost his temper with his brother and
tried to
punch him. His brother moved and his fist went straight through the
wall.
Plasterboard is cheap crap that should never have been invented.
It's also
presumably very flammable, being basically two layers of paper with
dust
glued inbetween. Might aswell live in a mud hut.

That is masterly trolling and not particularly offensive. Have you
been to
Troll school recently?

Your post was extremely offensive.

Best grow some.

I would never stoop to taking lessons in something.

I guess trolling comes naturally for you, so no need. :-)


I have never trolled, but people can't handle the truth sometimes. I
call a spade a spade and if that isn't politically correct, all hell
breaks loose.


It's rare a troll can look in the mirror and recognise a troll. To them
everyone else is a troll. When enough people tell they have all the
traits of a troll its best to look a bit harder into that mirror.


What a load of absolute codswallop. Most people shout troll to anyone who continually disagrees with others. All that means is their opinion differs from the majority.

The only true troll is someone who starts arguments for fun. These are either very rare or non-existant. I start arguments because I believe what I say, and the idiot masses disagree.


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On Tue, 09 Feb 2021 02:07:42 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 02/08/2021 12:35 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I have a hole in a door when I punched it when I got sacked. I have a
damaged metatarsal bone where I punched my computer chair when my parrot
wouldn't stop making a noise.


What did the chair ever do to you?


I didn't want to harm the parrot, and I thought the chair would give as it's a computer chair with a hydraulic piston. But that piston doesn't give if you catch the chair at a slight angle.

When the cat gets annoying he
suddenly finds himself being an outdoor cat again. I guess that wouldn't
work for parrots.


Didn't work with my cats. They either misbehaved more in revenge when they were finally let back in, or just ran away. I've now made them all run away.

Long before the covid thing we used to have telephone conferences with
an off site employee. He had some sort of screeching bird to liven
things up. Before zoom you had to use your imagination.


I get that a lot on phonecalls to businesses, it gives the call centre bloke something to talk about while he's waiting for his annoyingly slow system to work, or trying to cover up the arse he's made of my account.
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On Tue, 09 Feb 2021 16:37:24 -0000, williamwright
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On 05/02/2021 19:10, Commander Kinsey wrote:

Plasterboard is cheap crap that should never have
been invented. It's also presumably very flammable, being basically two
layers of paper with dust glued inbetween. Might aswell live in a mud
hut.


You're a ****ing idiot.


Fact: paper is flammable.


Not very at all when its stuck to an inert inner layer like it is in this
situation.

Fact: plasterboard/drywall is cheap ****e that crumbles when you try to
attach things to it or remove it.


That's bull**** too.

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On Wed, 10 Feb 2021 07:06:17 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

FLUSH the two subnormal sociopathic cretins' endless absolutely idiotic
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On Mon, 8 Feb 2021 19:07:42 -0700, rbowman posted for all of us to digest...


On 02/08/2021 12:35 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I have a hole in a door when I punched it when I got sacked. I have a
damaged metatarsal bone where I punched my computer chair when my parrot
wouldn't stop making a noise.


What did the chair ever do to you? When the cat gets annoying he
suddenly finds himself being an outdoor cat again. I guess that wouldn't
work for parrots.

Long before the covid thing we used to have telephone conferences with
an off site employee. He had some sort of screeching bird to liven
things up. Before zoom you had to use your imagination.


I just saw a news article that a lawyer on a Zoom trial switch the cat filter
on. Man what a pussy...

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On Tue, 09 Feb 2021 21:49:34 -0000, Tekkie wrote:


On Mon, 8 Feb 2021 19:07:42 -0700, rbowman posted for all of us to digest...


On 02/08/2021 12:35 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I have a hole in a door when I punched it when I got sacked. I have a
damaged metatarsal bone where I punched my computer chair when my parrot
wouldn't stop making a noise.


What did the chair ever do to you? When the cat gets annoying he
suddenly finds himself being an outdoor cat again. I guess that wouldn't
work for parrots.

Long before the covid thing we used to have telephone conferences with
an off site employee. He had some sort of screeching bird to liven
things up. Before zoom you had to use your imagination.


I just saw a news article that a lawyer on a Zoom trial switch the cat filter
on. Man what a pussy...


Oh, you didn't make that up.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world...ce/ar-BB1dxOp8
ROTFPMSL!


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On 02/09/2021 12:25 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
Didn't work with my cats. They either misbehaved more in revenge when
they were finally let back in, or just ran away. I've now made them all
run away.


The cat might get ****ed but he also has a good idea of who opens the
cans around here. The cat likes it his outdoor time anyway. This morning
was 15 degrees F with a couple of inches of new snow. The cat was racing
around like his ass was on fire. Supposed to be below zero for a couple
of days so I'll see how he likes that.

I was curious so I searched for what a cat's normal operating
temperature is. 99 - 102, but the site mentioned you could check the
cat's temperature with a rectal thermometer. **** all chance of that
even if I had one.

I figure if the cat is moving it is still alive. I did watch the new
version on 'Pet Sematary' over the weekend, which probably was a mistake.



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On Tue, 9 Feb 2021 21:05:15 -0700, lowbrowwoman, the endlessly driveling,
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The cat might get ****ed but he also has a good idea of who opens the
cans around here.


FLUSH more of the senile crap

How about you pulling your thick senile head out of the troll's arse some
time, lowbrowwoman?
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On 10/02/2021 04:05, rbowman wrote:
On 02/09/2021 12:25 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
Didn't work with my cats.* They either misbehaved more in revenge when
they were finally let back in, or just ran away.* I've now made them all
run away.


The cat might get ****ed but he also has a good idea of who opens the
cans around here. The cat likes it his outdoor time anyway. This morning
was 15 degrees F with a couple of inches of new snow. The cat was racing
around like his ass was on fire. Supposed to be below zero for a couple
of days so I'll see how he likes that.

I was curious so I searched for what a cat's normal operating
temperature is. 99 - 102, but the site mentioned you could check the
cat's temperature with a rectal thermometer. **** all chance of that
even if I had one.


When our cats were microchipped as kittens (about 11 years ago), we
supplied our own chips to the vet (a friend worked for a company
supplying vets) - so the surviving one (the other died under anaesthetic
when being neutered) can have her temperature read using the code
reader, as the chip contains its own sensor. A lot more comfortable and
safe for all concerned.
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On Wed, 10 Feb 2021 04:05:15 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 02/09/2021 12:25 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
Didn't work with my cats. They either misbehaved more in revenge when
they were finally let back in, or just ran away. I've now made them all
run away.


The cat might get ****ed but he also has a good idea of who opens the
cans around here.


I really annoyed mine once, I placed an unopened can of cat food, along with a can opener, in the food bowl. They just sat alternately staring at it then me. I assume they were saying "I'm a stupid idiot with no opposable thumbs, you have to do this for me." Or "I'm too ****ing lazy to go catch the rats that come out of my neighbour's drain." Mind you, they brought dead things to me, presumably assuming that I made those into cat food.

The cat likes it his outdoor time anyway. This morning
was 15 degrees F with a couple of inches of new snow. The cat was racing
around like his ass was on fire. Supposed to be below zero for a couple
of days so I'll see how he likes that.


When you say "like his ass was on fire" do you mean he was enjoying himself or scared ****less? Mine loved snow. The pawprints were fascinating to them. The slightly frozen pond that didn't take his weight, not so much.

I was curious so I searched for what a cat's normal operating
temperature is. 99 - 102, but the site mentioned you could check the
cat's temperature with a rectal thermometer. **** all chance of that
even if I had one.


You'd lose a finger, a hand, an arm, or the thermometer, and the cat would get a high dose of mercury.

I tried taking my own temperature once, both under my armpit and in my mouth (I did not try the anus!) and got a reading of about 30C, not 37C. I've no idea who you're supposed to get body temperature from the armpit or the mouth, clearly those are not body temperature for me.

I figure if the cat is moving it is still alive. I did watch the new
version on 'Pet Sematary' over the weekend, which probably was a mistake.

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On Wed, 10 Feb 2021 10:14:31 -0000, Steve Walker wrote:

On 10/02/2021 04:05, rbowman wrote:
On 02/09/2021 12:25 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
Didn't work with my cats. They either misbehaved more in revenge when
they were finally let back in, or just ran away. I've now made them all
run away.


The cat might get ****ed but he also has a good idea of who opens the
cans around here. The cat likes it his outdoor time anyway. This morning
was 15 degrees F with a couple of inches of new snow. The cat was racing
around like his ass was on fire. Supposed to be below zero for a couple
of days so I'll see how he likes that.

I was curious so I searched for what a cat's normal operating
temperature is. 99 - 102, but the site mentioned you could check the
cat's temperature with a rectal thermometer. **** all chance of that
even if I had one.


When our cats were microchipped as kittens (about 11 years ago), we
supplied our own chips to the vet (a friend worked for a company
supplying vets) - so the surviving one (the other died under anaesthetic
when being neutered) can have her temperature read using the code
reader, as the chip contains its own sensor. A lot more comfortable and
safe for all concerned.


Except the one you murdered trying to prevent it from enjoying sex. I never neutered any of my cats, much to the annoyance of my neighbours when the population got up to 15. And despite the myth that there are too many cats, I had people lining up to buy the kittens for 50 each, telling me they couldn't find any anywhere. If they were overpopulated, I couldn't have given them away. When I bought my first cat, I tried three sanctuaries. Two had run out and one had only one left!
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