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Just had a call from 06041623 -
My name is garble (female) phoning on behalf of garble garble. Is your name .... ... of this address .... ..... Me: It might be Her: Can I ask a few questions? Me: go on then Her: Calls may be recorded for training etc etc How do you pronounce your christian name? Me: Hang on a sec, what are you selling, where are you going with this? Her: You ****in' *******. Me: LMFAO and thanked her very much. Half an hour earlier we had some hawker at the door, wifey answered it and was chatting for quite a while. She came in and said this guy is selling all sorts of stuff like this chamois leather for £15, he says he's been a bad boy but is trying to change his life etc etc, yes, I know, hook line and sinker. So I kindly asked him to sling his hook. Geeeeeeeeez. |
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On Wed, 6 Mar 2013 12:25:00 -0000, "brass monkey" wrote:
Half an hour earlier we had some hawker at the door, wifey answered it and was chatting for quite a while. She came in and said this guy is selling all sorts of stuff like this chamois leather for £15, he says he's been a bad boy but is trying to change his life etc etc, yes, I know, hook line and sinker. So I kindly asked him to sling his hook. Geeeeeeeeez. Might I suggest you try the following with grateful thanks to "Paul C Dickie" ... "Come the next election, I'm going to hang some garlic in the porch lest Gordon mac ****e-Features tries canvassing despite the sign which reads: "The following are NOT welcome: Hawkers, salesmen, peddlers, box- wallahs, vagrants, mendicants, proselytisers for religion or politics, canvassers of any description whatsoever, putative fishmongers, antique dealers 'on the knock', vendors of animal droppings or folk who are 'just doing some work up the road'. If you fit into one or more of those categories, just bugger off." " DerekG |
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On 06/03/2013 12:25, brass monkey wrote:
Just had a call from 06041623 - My name is garble (female) phoning on behalf of garble garble. Is your name .... ... of this address .... ..... Me: It might be Her: Can I ask a few questions? Me: go on then Her: Calls may be recorded for training etc etc How do you pronounce your christian name? Me: Hang on a sec, what are you selling, where are you going with this? Her: You ****in' *******. Me: LMFAO and thanked her very much. Completely wrong approach IMHO. Just say: "Can you hold on a minute...." and get on with something else. Put the phone back 5 mins later, or keep coming back to them to get them to hold on longer. |
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Half an hour earlier we had some hawker at the door, wifey answered it and was chatting for quite a while. She came in and said this guy is selling all sorts of stuff like this chamois leather for £15, he says he's been a bad boy but is trying to change his life etc etc, yes, I know, hook line and sinker. So I kindly asked him to sling his hook. Geeeeeeeeez. We get them every 6-8 weeks or so. Ex-offenders trying to sell stuff from large hold-alls. Part of a scheme called 'new start' or something similar. I cannot see how getting no sale at every door can help them. The constant rejection is not conducive to re-integrating them, is it ? Some turn quite nasty when told 'no thanks'. It does not help that I am a poor communicator. So now I will not answer the door. David |
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I've had a recent spate of two distinct kinds of cold calls:
"Just a quick two minute survey" calls from a source which my phone's display can only identify as "International - Out Of Area. These are real people, possibly in India, and they ask for me by name. I've tried various techniques to stop them, including telling the caller that "Mr Coules died last week" and on one occasion actually going through the entire survey (which took a deal longer than two minutes) giving false but plausible answers to every question. The calls still continue. Automated calls. On answering there's a fractional pause then a recorded voice. If there's an answering machine switched on at the time of the call, both real people and machines just hang up without saying a word. All this despite my being registered with the TPS. Bert |
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On Wednesday 06 March 2013 16:33 Bert Coules wrote in uk.d-i-y:
I've had a recent spate of two distinct kinds of cold calls: "Just a quick two minute survey" calls from a source which my phone's display can only identify as "International - Out Of Area. These are real people, possibly in India, and they ask for me by name. I've tried various techniques to stop them, including telling the caller that "Mr Coules died last week" and on one occasion actually going through the entire survey (which took a deal longer than two minutes) giving false but plausible answers to every question. The calls still continue. Have you tried: "What colour knickers are you wearing" (to either sex of caller). -- Tim Watts Personal Blog: http://squiddy.blog.dionic.net/ http://www.sensorly.com/ Crowd mapping of 2G/3G/4G mobile signal coverage Reading this on the web? See: http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?title=Usenet |
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Tim Watts wrote:
Have you tried: "What colour knickers are you wearing" (to either sex of caller). I couldn't be that vulgar. But in any case, the problem is not terminating any particular call but preventing further ones: and since no two callers ever seem to be the same, insulting or offending an individual would presumably have little or no effect. Bert |
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"David" wrote in message ... (snip) Half an hour earlier we had some hawker at the door, wifey answered it and was chatting for quite a while. She came in and said this guy is selling all sorts of stuff like this chamois leather for £15, he says he's been a bad boy but is trying to change his life etc etc, yes, I know, hook line and sinker. So I kindly asked him to sling his hook. Geeeeeeeeez. We get them every 6-8 weeks or so. Ex-offenders trying to sell stuff from large hold-alls. Part of a scheme called 'new start' or something similar. I cannot see how getting no sale at every door can help them. The constant rejection is not conducive to re-integrating them, is it ? More likely to do that than letting the veg out in front of the TV at home tho. Some turn quite nasty when told 'no thanks'. Yeah, same with some of the phone arseholes. It does not help that I am a poor communicator. I'm an excellent communicator when I am telling them to **** off. So now I will not answer the door. I mostly don't answer phone calls that don't present caller ID and only answer the ones that I don't recognise when I feel like it. |
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Coules writes Tim Watts wrote: Have you tried: "What colour knickers are you wearing" (to either sex of caller). I couldn't be that vulgar. But in any case, the problem is not terminating any particular call but preventing further ones: and since no two callers ever seem to be the same, insulting or offending an individual would presumably have little or no effect. The recorded ones I get often have an option to press 5 if interested or 9 if not. Job to say if it works though. Also TPS:-( -- Tim Lamb |
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On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 17:14:19 +0000, Tim Watts wrote:
On Wednesday 06 March 2013 16:33 Bert Coules wrote in uk.d-i-y: I've had a recent spate of two distinct kinds of cold calls: "Just a quick two minute survey" calls from a source which my phone's display can only identify as "International - Out Of Area. These are real people, possibly in India, and they ask for me by name. I've tried various techniques to stop them, including telling the caller that "Mr Coules died last week" and on one occasion actually going through the entire survey (which took a deal longer than two minutes) giving false but plausible answers to every question. The calls still continue. Have you tried: "What colour knickers are you wearing" (to either sex of caller). That's one I've been using for years. But sometimes, if they are male, I ask them the colour of their boyfriend's knickers. -- Use the BIG mirror service in the UK: http://www.mirrorservice.org My posts (including this one) are my copyright and if @diy_forums on Twitter wish to tweet them they can pay me £30 a post *lightning surge protection* - a w_tom conductor |
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On 06/03/2013 16:33, Bert Coules wrote:
I've had a recent spate of two distinct kinds of cold calls: "Just a quick two minute survey" calls from a source which my phone's display can only identify as "International - Out Of Area. These are real people, possibly in India, and they ask for me by name. I've tried various techniques to stop them, including telling the caller that "Mr Coules died last week" and on one occasion actually going through the entire survey (which took a deal longer than two minutes) giving false but plausible answers to every question. The calls still continue. Automated calls. On answering there's a fractional pause then a recorded voice. If there's an answering machine switched on at the time of the call, both real people and machines just hang up without saying a word. All this despite my being registered with the TPS. IIRC the TPS is voluntary and only applies to UK calls. -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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The Medway Handyman wrote:
IIRC the TPS is voluntary and only applies to UK calls. http://www.tpsonline.org.uk/tps/contactfaq.php "The Telephone Preference Service (TPS) is a central opt out register whereby individuals can register their wish not to receive unsolicited sales and marketing telephone calls. It is a legal requirement that companies do not make such calls to numbers registered on the TPS. The original legislation was introduced in May 1999. It has subsequently been updated and now the relevant legislation is the Privacy and Electronic Communications (EC Directive) Regulations 2003. It is unlawful to make direct marketing calls to individuals who have indicated that they do not want to receive such calls. " "Companies based abroad who call into the UK and who are making calls on behalf of UK based companies, must comply with UK regulations and screen their call lists against the Telephone Preference Service (TPS) before making an unsolicited sales and marketing call to a UK telephone number. We do make the file available to overseas based companies under licence for the purpose of suppression so they know whom not to telephone but, many overseas companies who telephone the UK on their own account from overseas do so to avoid legal and self regulatory restrictions. If you have received a live unsolicited direct marketing call from overseas from a company that you can identify and whom you think may be a UK company please log a complaint with TPS using the online complaints form. If is deemed by TPS that the unsolicited direct marketing call that you received from overseas was from or made on behalf of a company with presence in the UK we will investigate, and raise a complaint in the UK against the offending company where it is possible to do so. " Chris -- Chris J Dixon Nottingham UK Plant amazing Acers. |
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Coules scribeth thus I've had a recent spate of two distinct kinds of cold calls: "Just a quick two minute survey" calls from a source which my phone's display can only identify as "International - Out Of Area. These are real people, possibly in India, and they ask for me by name. I've tried various techniques to stop them, including telling the caller that "Mr Coules died last week" and on one occasion actually going through the entire survey (which took a deal longer than two minutes) giving false but plausible answers to every question. The calls still continue. Still one of the best!.. Enjoy.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAb8vGSRBoE -- Tony Sayer |
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On 7/03/2013 1:25 a.m., brass monkey wrote:
Just had a call from 06041623 - My name is garble (female) phoning on behalf of garble garble. Is your name ... ... of this address .... ..... Me: It might be Her: Can I ask a few questions? Me: go on then Her: Calls may be recorded for training etc etc How do you pronounce your christian name? Me: Hang on a sec, what are you selling, where are you going with this? Her: You ****in' *******. Me: LMFAO and thanked her very much. Half an hour earlier we had some hawker at the door, wifey answered it and was chatting for quite a while. She came in and said this guy is selling all sorts of stuff like this chamois leather for £15, he says he's been a bad boy but is trying to change his life etc etc, yes, I know, hook line and sinker. So I kindly asked him to sling his hook. Geeeeeeeeez. I occasionally get a call (presumably automated) that is just silence for a few seconds, then a woman's voice says "goodbye". The voice is always exactly the same, i.e. it's recorded. When people call talking about a survey, or mentioning the name of a product or company, I just say "Not interested thanks" and hang up. I actually feel a bit sorry for the people with these ****ty jobs. I wouldn't have felt sorry for your caller, but then she never would have got the chance to swear at me. |
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On 06/03/2013 20:00, Gib Bogle wrote:
On 7/03/2013 1:25 a.m., brass monkey wrote: Just had a call from 06041623 - My name is garble (female) phoning on behalf of garble garble. Is your name ... ... of this address .... ..... Me: It might be Her: Can I ask a few questions? Me: go on then Her: Calls may be recorded for training etc etc How do you pronounce your christian name? Me: Hang on a sec, what are you selling, where are you going with this? Her: You ****in' *******. Me: LMFAO and thanked her very much. Half an hour earlier we had some hawker at the door, wifey answered it and was chatting for quite a while. She came in and said this guy is selling all sorts of stuff like this chamois leather for £15, he says he's been a bad boy but is trying to change his life etc etc, yes, I know, hook line and sinker. So I kindly asked him to sling his hook. Geeeeeeeeez. I occasionally get a call (presumably automated) that is just silence for a few seconds, then a woman's voice says "goodbye". The voice is always exactly the same, i.e. it's recorded. When people call talking about a survey, or mentioning the name of a product or company, I just say "Not interested thanks" and hang up. I actually feel a bit sorry for the people with these ****ty jobs. I wouldn't have felt sorry for your caller, but then she never would have got the chance to swear at me. On the rare ocasions when I beat the fax machine to these calls, they all seem to be for either someone who no longer lives here (Wink, wink) or they get the stated choice of hanging up now or random answers to all their questions. I'm pleasantly surprised by the lack of clue by the callers that doesn't get me put on to junk fax lists. -- Tciao for Now! John. |
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Chris J Dixon wrote:
If is deemed by TPS that the unsolicited direct marketing call that you received from overseas was from or made on behalf of a company with presence in the UK... On the few occasions when I've listened to enough of one of the calls to find out, it has always seemed to be on behalf of a range of different companies - admittedly all UK-based, though. I've always assumed that this is what enables the call to meet the "survey" work-around and escape the legislation. Bert |
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On Wednesday 06 March 2013 18:40 Bob Eager wrote in uk.d-i-y:
That's one I've been using for years. But sometimes, if they are male, I ask them the colour of their boyfriend's knickers. LMAO -- Tim Watts Personal Blog: http://squiddy.blog.dionic.net/ http://www.sensorly.com/ Crowd mapping of 2G/3G/4G mobile signal coverage Reading this on the web? See: http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?title=Usenet |
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On 7/03/2013 9:16 a.m., John Williamson wrote:
On 06/03/2013 20:00, Gib Bogle wrote: On 7/03/2013 1:25 a.m., brass monkey wrote: Just had a call from 06041623 - My name is garble (female) phoning on behalf of garble garble. Is your name ... ... of this address .... ..... Me: It might be Her: Can I ask a few questions? Me: go on then Her: Calls may be recorded for training etc etc How do you pronounce your christian name? Me: Hang on a sec, what are you selling, where are you going with this? Her: You ****in' *******. Me: LMFAO and thanked her very much. Half an hour earlier we had some hawker at the door, wifey answered it and was chatting for quite a while. She came in and said this guy is selling all sorts of stuff like this chamois leather for £15, he says he's been a bad boy but is trying to change his life etc etc, yes, I know, hook line and sinker. So I kindly asked him to sling his hook. Geeeeeeeeez. I occasionally get a call (presumably automated) that is just silence for a few seconds, then a woman's voice says "goodbye". The voice is always exactly the same, i.e. it's recorded. When people call talking about a survey, or mentioning the name of a product or company, I just say "Not interested thanks" and hang up. I actually feel a bit sorry for the people with these ****ty jobs. I wouldn't have felt sorry for your caller, but then she never would have got the chance to swear at me. On the rare ocasions when I beat the fax machine to these calls, they all seem to be for either someone who no longer lives here (Wink, wink) or they get the stated choice of hanging up now or random answers to all their questions. I'm pleasantly surprised by the lack of clue by the callers that doesn't get me put on to junk fax lists. My wife, who lies convincingly, sometimes tell them that the person they ask for died recently. She spins a good story - I do not have the patience for this. |
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On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 20:16:15 +0000, John Williamson wrote:
On the rare ocasions when I beat the fax machine to these calls, they all seem to be for either someone who no longer lives here (Wink, wink) or they get the stated choice of hanging up now or random answers to all their questions. If they call here, and don't give caller ID: (tri-tone) [knocks off automated stuff] (pause) "If you are a telemarketer, press 1." "If you are conducting a survey, press 2." "If we have won a holiday, press 3." ..... If they press 1: "All members of the household are currentlt assisting other telemarketers. Please hold; you are in a queue...." (etc.) -- Use the BIG mirror service in the UK: http://www.mirrorservice.org My posts (including this one) are my copyright and if @diy_forums on Twitter wish to tweet them they can pay me £30 a post *lightning surge protection* - a w_tom conductor |
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On 06/03/2013 19:30, Sam Plusnet wrote:
In article , says... snip lots more It is unlawful to make direct marketing calls to individuals who have indicated that they do not want to receive such calls. " Which is why many of the cold calls I get (despite the TPS) claim to be "a survey" or "reminding me I still haven't claimed..." etc. etc. i.e. enough wriggle-room (in their view) to evade legislation. I also still get cold calls from a newspaper to which I once subscribed. They will no doubt claim that I am "a customer" and thus this is not a cold call - despite the fact I cancelled that subscription over 5 years ago. They would be correct in their claim. However, I am pretty sure that if you request to be removed from their database and after allowing a reasonable period (I think 3 weeks has been mentioned), any further calls are just as illegal as if you had never been a customer. SteveW |
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Gib Bogle wrote
brass monkey wrote Just had a call from 06041623 - My name is garble (female) phoning on behalf of garble garble. Is your name ... ... of this address .... ..... Me: It might be Her: Can I ask a few questions? Me: go on then Her: Calls may be recorded for training etc etc How do you pronounce your christian name? Me: Hang on a sec, what are you selling, where are you going with this? Her: You ****in' *******. Me: LMFAO and thanked her very much. Half an hour earlier we had some hawker at the door, wifey answered it and was chatting for quite a while. She came in and said this guy is selling all sorts of stuff like this chamois leather for £15, he says he's been a bad boy but is trying to change his life etc etc, yes, I know, hook line and sinker. So I kindly asked him to sling his hook. Geeeeeeeeez. I occasionally get a call (presumably automated) that is just silence for a few seconds, then a woman's voice says "goodbye". The voice is always exactly the same, i.e. it's recorded. Those are just automated diallers that find they don't have a monkey available to connect the call to when you pick up the phone. When people call talking about a survey, or mentioning the name of product or company, I just say "Not interested thanks" and hang up. I prefer to not have to even pick up the phone to do that. I actually feel a bit sorry for the people with these ****ty jobs. I don't. Don't see why I should have my time wasted by the arseholes that employ them, particularly those I have told previously that I am not interested in what they are flogging. I wouldn't have felt sorry for your caller, but then she never would have got the chance to swear at me. |
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On 06/03/2013 13:25, GB wrote:
Just say: "Can you hold on a minute...." and get on with something else. Put the phone back 5 mins later, or keep coming back to them to get them to hold on longer. I just tell them that they're through to the local police fraud department and while we're tracing the call I need their name and contact details. They either give the details or hang up... -- F |
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On Wednesday, 6 March 2013 20:20:03 UTC, Bert Coules wrote:
Chris J Dixon wrote: If is deemed by TPS that the unsolicited direct marketing call that you received from overseas was from or made on behalf of a company with presence in the UK... On the few occasions when I've listened to enough of one of the calls to find out, it has always seemed to be on behalf of a range of different companies - admittedly all UK-based, though. I've always assumed that this is what enables the call to meet the "survey" work-around and escape the legislation. Bert IME answering a "survey" usually results in a load of calls from people who sponsored it and with whom you arguably now have a relationship established by answering the survey. Silent calls can be reported at https://stakeholders.ofcom.org.uk/te.../silent-calls/ and recorded calls at http://www.ico.gov.uk/for_the_public...marketing.aspx If enough people do this, it just might result in prosecutions -- potentially a lot more satisfying than just winding up the callers. Chris |
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Still one of the best!..
Listening to that is something of a guilty pleasure, given that the joke is at the expense of someone who's only following a script in order to keep an almost certainly badly-paid job, but yes, it is very funny. Thanks for the link. Bert |
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Bert Coules wrote:
Tim Watts wrote: Have you tried: "What colour knickers are you wearing" (to either sex of caller). I couldn't be that vulgar. Practice makes perfect. But in any case, the problem is not terminating any particular call but preventing further ones: and since no two callers ever seem to be the same, insulting or offending an individual would presumably have little or no effect. Bert -- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. Jonathan Swift: Thoughts on Various Subjects, Moral and Diverting |
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brass monkey wrote: Just had a call from 06041623 - My name is garble (female) phoning on behalf of garble garble. Is your name ... ... of this address .... ..... Me: It might be Her: Can I ask a few questions? I then ask for their billing details so I can charge them for the information they want. After all, they're not doing it for free... -- *Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. Dave Plowman London SW To e-mail, change noise into sound. |
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On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 23:49:56 +0000, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article om, brass monkey wrote: Just had a call from 06041623 - My name is garble (female) phoning on behalf of garble garble. Is your name ... ... of this address .... ..... Me: It might be Her: Can I ask a few questions? I then ask for their billing details so I can charge them for the information they want. After all, they're not doing it for free... That's what option 2 on my menu says... -- Use the BIG mirror service in the UK: http://www.mirrorservice.org My posts (including this one) are my copyright and if @diy_forums on Twitter wish to tweet them they can pay me £30 a post *lightning surge protection* - a w_tom conductor |
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"Bob Eager" wrote in message ... On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 20:16:15 +0000, John Williamson wrote: On the rare ocasions when I beat the fax machine to these calls, they all seem to be for either someone who no longer lives here (Wink, wink) or they get the stated choice of hanging up now or random answers to all their questions. If they call here, and don't give caller ID: (tri-tone) [knocks off automated stuff] (pause) "If you are a telemarketer, press 1." "If you are conducting a survey, press 2." "If we have won a holiday, press 3." .... If they press 1: "All members of the household are currentlt assisting other telemarketers. Please hold; you are in a queue...." (etc.) How do you do this, Bob? Is it a function of the fax machine? |
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On Thu, 07 Mar 2013 00:41:17 +0000, brass monkey wrote:
"Bob Eager" wrote in message ... On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 20:16:15 +0000, John Williamson wrote: On the rare ocasions when I beat the fax machine to these calls, they all seem to be for either someone who no longer lives here (Wink, wink) or they get the stated choice of hanging up now or random answers to all their questions. If they call here, and don't give caller ID: (tri-tone) [knocks off automated stuff] (pause) "If you are a telemarketer, press 1." "If you are conducting a survey, press 2." "If we have won a holiday, press 3." .... If they press 1: "All members of the household are currentlt assisting other telemarketers. Please hold; you are in a queue...." (etc.) How do you do this, Bob? Is it a function of the fax machine? Asterisk box. -- Use the BIG mirror service in the UK: http://www.mirrorservice.org My posts (including this one) are my copyright and if @diy_forums on Twitter wish to tweet them they can pay me £30 a post *lightning surge protection* - a w_tom conductor |
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The problem with this type of door caller is that there are in fact some
genuine ones, but they are getting few and far between due to all the dodgy ones clouding peoples minds. Such is life. Brian -- Brian Gaff....Note, this account does not accept Bcc: email. graphics are great, but the blind can't hear them Email: __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________ "DerekG" wrote in message ... On Wed, 6 Mar 2013 12:25:00 -0000, "brass monkey" wrote: Half an hour earlier we had some hawker at the door, wifey answered it and was chatting for quite a while. She came in and said this guy is selling all sorts of stuff like this chamois leather for £15, he says he's been a bad boy but is trying to change his life etc etc, yes, I know, hook line and sinker. So I kindly asked him to sling his hook. Geeeeeeeeez. Might I suggest you try the following with grateful thanks to "Paul C Dickie" ... "Come the next election, I'm going to hang some garlic in the porch lest Gordon mac ****e-Features tries canvassing despite the sign which reads: "The following are NOT welcome: Hawkers, salesmen, peddlers, box- wallahs, vagrants, mendicants, proselytisers for religion or politics, canvassers of any description whatsoever, putative fishmongers, antique dealers 'on the knock', vendors of animal droppings or folk who are 'just doing some work up the road'. If you fit into one or more of those categories, just bugger off." " DerekG |
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Oh and I do not have a wheelchair, OK? Just cos some dweeb has decantted me
from a list of disabled people does not mean I'm in a wheelchair. what is wrong with people? Brian -- Brian Gaff....Note, this account does not accept Bcc: email. graphics are great, but the blind can't hear them Email: __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________ "brass monkey" wrote in message eb.com... Just had a call from 06041623 - My name is garble (female) phoning on behalf of garble garble. Is your name ... ... of this address .... ..... Me: It might be Her: Can I ask a few questions? Me: go on then Her: Calls may be recorded for training etc etc How do you pronounce your christian name? Me: Hang on a sec, what are you selling, where are you going with this? Her: You ****in' *******. Me: LMFAO and thanked her very much. Half an hour earlier we had some hawker at the door, wifey answered it and was chatting for quite a while. She came in and said this guy is selling all sorts of stuff like this chamois leather for £15, he says he's been a bad boy but is trying to change his life etc etc, yes, I know, hook line and sinker. So I kindly asked him to sling his hook. Geeeeeeeeez. |
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"Bob Eager" wrote in message ... On Thu, 07 Mar 2013 00:41:17 +0000, brass monkey wrote: "Bob Eager" wrote in message ... On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 20:16:15 +0000, John Williamson wrote: On the rare ocasions when I beat the fax machine to these calls, they all seem to be for either someone who no longer lives here (Wink, wink) or they get the stated choice of hanging up now or random answers to all their questions. If they call here, and don't give caller ID: (tri-tone) [knocks off automated stuff] (pause) "If you are a telemarketer, press 1." "If you are conducting a survey, press 2." "If we have won a holiday, press 3." .... If they press 1: "All members of the household are currentlt assisting other telemarketers. Please hold; you are in a queue...." (etc.) How do you do this, Bob? Is it a function of the fax machine? Asterisk box. :thumbs: interesting. |
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On Thu, 07 Mar 2013 09:00:12 +1300, Gib Bogle
wrote: When people call talking about a survey, or mentioning the name of a product or company, I just say "Not interested thanks" and hang up. I actually feel a bit sorry for the people with these ****ty jobs. I wouldn't have felt sorry for your caller, but then she never would have got the chance to swear at me. From yesterday: 'Is that Mr Johnson? We're doing a short 60 second life-style survey of the people in the Parkside Close area.' 'It's going to be very short because I'm putting the phone down now.' (A double glazing company has been bothering me for some time with a ficticious story about me having asked it to call because I had previously said that I was thinking about having two windows replaced, unlikely because my house has been fully double glazed for around 20 years. I recently wrote to the company saying that if it happened again I would bill it for £100 for wasting my time and that I would take action if it didn't pay such an invoice. I hope the amount has forced it to remove my name from its lists; if it hasn't it's enough to make it worth my while to pursue.) |
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On 06/03/2013 13:05, DerekG wrote:
'just doing some work up the road' best I had was ... "would you loike a little bit of der back stuff put down n ter drive?" No Thnx Would you like to have your hedges cut no Thnx Would you have any antiques you want to sell? No Thnx... at which point Pikey Tarmaccadm technician walked across drive to look into garden, my dogs in outside run launched themselves at the run fence ... "Jeeesuz Mary Muvver of God .... Oi nearly shat myself, R dey dangerous animals, are dey safe ? Nope .. and they get very agitated with strangers if we are not around .... (not seen him again) |
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In message , Bert
Coules writes I've had a recent spate of two distinct kinds of cold calls: "Just a quick two minute survey" calls from a source which my phone's display can only identify as "International - Out Of Area. These are real people, possibly in India, and they ask for me by name. I've tried various techniques to stop them, including telling the caller that "Mr Coules died last week" and on one occasion actually going through the entire survey (which took a deal longer than two minutes) giving false but plausible answers to every question. The calls still continue. Automated calls. On answering there's a fractional pause then a recorded voice. If there's an answering machine switched on at the time of the call, both real people and machines just hang up without saying a word. All this despite my being registered with the TPS. Bert TPS has absolutely no force outside the Uk - and very little inside. -- bert |
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"brass monkey" wrote in message eb.com... Just had a call from 06041623 - My name is garble (female) phoning on behalf of garble garble. Is your name ... ... of this address .... ..... Me: It might be Her: Can I ask a few questions? Me: go on then Her: Calls may be recorded for training etc etc How do you pronounce your christian name? Me: Hang on a sec, what are you selling, where are you going with this? Her: You ****in' *******. Me: LMFAO and thanked her very much. snip Easy. Reply with "Go **** yourself" or if the caller is Asian try very hard to be a racist and be abusive. You will get a red mark on your phone number. I've worked as a contractor in call centers and have seen it happen. |
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On Thu, 7 Mar 2013 18:35:10 -0000, "Mr Pounder"
wrote: "brass monkey" wrote in message web.com... Just had a call from 06041623 - My name is garble (female) phoning on behalf of garble garble. Is your name ... ... of this address .... ..... Me: It might be Her: Can I ask a few questions? Me: go on then Her: Calls may be recorded for training etc etc How do you pronounce your christian name? Me: Hang on a sec, what are you selling, where are you going with this? Her: You ****in' *******. Me: LMFAO and thanked her very much. snip Easy. Reply with "Go **** yourself" or if the caller is Asian try very hard to be a racist and be abusive. You will get a red mark on your phone number. I've worked as a contractor in call centers and have seen it happen. I've heard people claim that you get *more* calls if you do this. I don't answer withheld/unavailable calls now. They're mostly PPI scams or someone from "Microsoft" rather than marketing anyway. -- (\__/) M. (='.'=) If a man stands in a forest and no woman is around (")_(") is he still wrong? |
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On Mar 6, 8:43*pm, Gib Bogle wrote:
On 7/03/2013 9:16 a.m., John Williamson wrote: On 06/03/2013 20:00, Gib Bogle wrote: On 7/03/2013 1:25 a.m., brass monkey wrote: Just had a call from 06041623 - My name is garble (female) phoning on behalf of garble garble. Is your name ... ... of this address .... ..... Me: It might be Her: Can I ask a few questions? Me: go on then Her: Calls may be recorded for training etc etc How do you pronounce your christian name? Me: Hang on a sec, what are you selling, where are you going with this? Her: You ****in' *******. Me: LMFAO and thanked her very much. Half an hour earlier we had some hawker at the door, wifey answered it and was chatting for quite a while. She came in and said this guy is selling all sorts of stuff like this chamois leather for £15, he says he's been a bad boy but is trying to change his life etc etc, yes, I know, hook line and sinker. So I kindly asked him to sling his hook. Geeeeeeeeez. I occasionally get a call (presumably automated) that is just silence for a few seconds, then a woman's voice says "goodbye". The voice is always exactly the same, i.e. it's recorded. When people call talking about a survey, or mentioning the name of a product or company, I just say "Not interested thanks" and hang up. I actually feel a bit sorry for the people with these ****ty jobs. I wouldn't have felt sorry for your caller, but then she never would have got the chance to swear at me. On the rare ocasions when I beat the fax machine to these calls, they all seem to be for either someone who no longer lives here (Wink, wink) or they get the stated choice of hanging up now or random answers to all their questions. I'm pleasantly surprised by the lack of clue by the callers that doesn't get me put on to junk fax lists. My wife, who lies convincingly, sometimes tell them that the person they ask for died recently. *She spins a good story - I do not have the patience for this.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Me neither. My mum did the "put the phone down and walk away" thing once, but I just say "sorry, not interested", and hang up. Same reply to door-steppers. I once answered the door and there was a young guy whose opening line was "I'm here to test-drive the Alfa". "But it's not for sale", I replied, slightly bewildered. "OK, I'm just joking, I'm collecting on behalf of XYZ" he said, starting to realise what turn events had just taken. I think he realised by the look on my face, shortly before the door blocked it from his view , that he wasn't going to have much luck. Thing was, IIRC, he was collecting for something I actually might have contributed to, under other circumstances. Hey-ho. -- Halmyre |
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