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No one has got within a bulls roar of him for
centurys.

Even Vlad the Impaler wasn't a patch on him.

Trump and BNP are getting there.

Hmm, Trump is a God lover.

So was Hitler,

Like hell he was.

Catholic apparently.

Nope, he never bothered to go to church as an adult.

Didn't bother with a priest when he killed himself either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religi...f_Adolf_Hitler
agrees with you.

Yeah, its pretty accurate.

I blame Bod for giving me false information.

Yeah, have him summarily executed forthwith.

Bullet in the back of the neck is the way to go.

I did used to think he was an atheist.

Nar, just another stupid god botherer.

Make up your mind. Was Hitler religious or not?

I thought you were talking about Bod there.

Bod is an atheist.

but he still managed to get rid of a load of competing
god
lovers.

And then they got rid of him.

He got more of them then they got of him.

Not with the yanks, they killed a lot
more krauts than the krauts killed yanks.

But how many religious nuts were killed vs. atheists?

Hard to say because it's a tad hard to define a religious
nut.

Someone who believes in god.

Hard to claim that 95% of people are religious nuts.

Why? Most people are pretty stupid.

Heaps more god botherers than atheist tho, just because
there will always be heaps more than need a crutch for
their pathetic excuses for 'minds' than don't.

So no great loss then.

Dunno, we need someone to dig the ditches,
clean the dunnys, wipe little kids arses etc etc etc.

Remove all religious nuts, then the atheists can **** a lot and
fill
in
the gaps.

But wouldn't be stupid enough to do **** like that.

Nothing wrong with cleansing the world of idiots.

There is when you need idiots to do **** like that.

The non idiots arent stupid enough to do **** like that,
they are smart enough to get idiots to do it for them.

Somebody has to do it.

Yes, but it might as well be the idiots.

Having to do easy manual labour is a small price to pay for removing
all
stupidity.

Not possible to remove all stupidity.

We could if we did away with political correctness and morals.

Nope, more would show up due to their mother's activity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...ctrum_disorder


Not common enough to matter.


It is in fact very common indeed.


Cite a percentage.

Money tends to make people do things.

Wouldn't make me wipe little kids arses all day.

Or me. Then again women don't seem to hate things like that,
otherwise
nobody would ever have children.

Its more tolerated because you don't have to do it for long.

Then explain those who have many children.

They make the other children wipe the arses of the latest ones.


Never happened with me.


Your parents didn't have many children.


Two. So opportunity for me to. Which I didn't, and was never asked to.

You need god bothering stupids to do that ****.

That's the whole point of religion, tell the most
stupid that they end up hell if they don't do that
sort of ****, so they keep doing that **** so they
don't end up in hell.

Nah, they do **** work to get paid.

Nope, they put their hand out to the state for benefits.

Then remove them.

Not legal to do that.

Then change the law.

Not possible, the stupid god botherers outnumber us.

They must be exterminated.

Not even possible when there are only 5% of us.


I do not believe 95% believe in god.


They do anyway.


Stats show otherwise.

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LOL! The funny thing is, it's YOU, and ONLY you, who keeps coming up, time
and again, with that erotic thing for Birdbrain. You a fag, smartass? That
would explain a few things about you.


When you an alternative explanation for your infatuation with
Peter............


There you go again with your notorious sexual thing. You ARE a fag. Or
abysmally stupid like the sick idiot you stand up for. Or, more likely,
both! BG


Your insecurity shows.

Are you admitting your infatuation with Peter is based on lust?
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No one has got within a bulls roar of him for
centurys.

Even Vlad the Impaler wasn't a patch on him.

Trump and BNP are getting there.

Hmm, Trump is a God lover.

So was Hitler,

Like hell he was.

Catholic apparently.

Nope, he never bothered to go to church as an adult.

Didn't bother with a priest when he killed himself
either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religi...f_Adolf_Hitler
agrees with you.

Yeah, its pretty accurate.

I blame Bod for giving me false information.

Yeah, have him summarily executed forthwith.

Bullet in the back of the neck is the way to go.

I did used to think he was an atheist.

Nar, just another stupid god botherer.

Make up your mind. Was Hitler religious or not?

I thought you were talking about Bod there.

Bod is an atheist.

but he still managed to get rid of a load of competing
god
lovers.

And then they got rid of him.

He got more of them then they got of him.

Not with the yanks, they killed a lot
more krauts than the krauts killed yanks.

But how many religious nuts were killed vs. atheists?

Hard to say because it's a tad hard to define a religious
nut.

Someone who believes in god.

Hard to claim that 95% of people are religious nuts.

Why? Most people are pretty stupid.

Heaps more god botherers than atheist tho, just because
there will always be heaps more than need a crutch for
their pathetic excuses for 'minds' than don't.

So no great loss then.

Dunno, we need someone to dig the ditches,
clean the dunnys, wipe little kids arses etc etc etc.

Remove all religious nuts, then the atheists can **** a lot
and
fill
in
the gaps.

But wouldn't be stupid enough to do **** like that.

Nothing wrong with cleansing the world of idiots.

There is when you need idiots to do **** like that.

The non idiots arent stupid enough to do **** like that,
they are smart enough to get idiots to do it for them.

Somebody has to do it.

Yes, but it might as well be the idiots.

Having to do easy manual labour is a small price to pay for removing
all
stupidity.

Not possible to remove all stupidity.

We could if we did away with political correctness and morals.

Nope, more would show up due to their mother's activity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...ctrum_disorder

Not common enough to matter.


It is in fact very common indeed.


Cite a percentage.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...rder#Australia

Money tends to make people do things.

Wouldn't make me wipe little kids arses all day.

Or me. Then again women don't seem to hate things like that,
otherwise
nobody would ever have children.

Its more tolerated because you don't have to do it for long.

Then explain those who have many children.

They make the other children wipe the arses of the latest ones.

Never happened with me.


Your parents didn't have many children.


Two.


Notning even remotely like enough to see that done,
if only because they are so close together in age.

You need god bothering stupids to do that ****.

That's the whole point of religion, tell the most
stupid that they end up hell if they don't do that
sort of ****, so they keep doing that **** so they
don't end up in hell.

Nah, they do **** work to get paid.

Nope, they put their hand out to the state for benefits.

Then remove them.

Not legal to do that.

Then change the law.

Not possible, the stupid god botherers outnumber us.

They must be exterminated.

Not even possible when there are only 5% of us.

I do not believe 95% believe in god.


They do anyway.


Stats show otherwise.


Like hell they do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demogr...United_Kingdom
9% but its much lower in the US.

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No one has got within a bulls roar of him for
centurys.

Even Vlad the Impaler wasn't a patch on him.

Trump and BNP are getting there.

Hmm, Trump is a God lover.

So was Hitler,

Like hell he was.

Catholic apparently.

Nope, he never bothered to go to church as an adult.

Didn't bother with a priest when he killed himself
either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religi...f_Adolf_Hitler
agrees with you.

Yeah, its pretty accurate.

I blame Bod for giving me false information.

Yeah, have him summarily executed forthwith.

Bullet in the back of the neck is the way to go.

I did used to think he was an atheist.

Nar, just another stupid god botherer.

Make up your mind. Was Hitler religious or not?

I thought you were talking about Bod there.

Bod is an atheist.

but he still managed to get rid of a load of competing
god
lovers.

And then they got rid of him.

He got more of them then they got of him.

Not with the yanks, they killed a lot
more krauts than the krauts killed yanks.

But how many religious nuts were killed vs. atheists?

Hard to say because it's a tad hard to define a religious
nut.

Someone who believes in god.

Hard to claim that 95% of people are religious nuts.

Why? Most people are pretty stupid.

Heaps more god botherers than atheist tho, just because
there will always be heaps more than need a crutch for
their pathetic excuses for 'minds' than don't.

So no great loss then.

Dunno, we need someone to dig the ditches,
clean the dunnys, wipe little kids arses etc etc etc.

Remove all religious nuts, then the atheists can **** a lot
and
fill
in
the gaps.

But wouldn't be stupid enough to do **** like that.

Nothing wrong with cleansing the world of idiots.

There is when you need idiots to do **** like that.

The non idiots arent stupid enough to do **** like that,
they are smart enough to get idiots to do it for them.

Somebody has to do it.

Yes, but it might as well be the idiots.

Having to do easy manual labour is a small price to pay for removing
all
stupidity.

Not possible to remove all stupidity.

We could if we did away with political correctness and morals.

Nope, more would show up due to their mother's activity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...ctrum_disorder

Not common enough to matter.

It is in fact very common indeed.


Cite a percentage.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...rder#Australia


"In Western Australia, the rate of births resulting in FASD is 0.02 per 1000 births for non-Indigenous Australians, however among indigenous births the rate is 2.76 per 1000 births"

So, between 0.002% and 0.276%. Not common then.

Money tends to make people do things.

Wouldn't make me wipe little kids arses all day.

Or me. Then again women don't seem to hate things like that,
otherwise
nobody would ever have children.

Its more tolerated because you don't have to do it for long.

Then explain those who have many children.

They make the other children wipe the arses of the latest ones.

Never happened with me.

Your parents didn't have many children.


Two.


Notning even remotely like enough to see that done,
if only because they are so close together in age.


5 years apart.

You need god bothering stupids to do that ****.

That's the whole point of religion, tell the most
stupid that they end up hell if they don't do that
sort of ****, so they keep doing that **** so they
don't end up in hell.

Nah, they do **** work to get paid.

Nope, they put their hand out to the state for benefits.

Then remove them.

Not legal to do that.

Then change the law.

Not possible, the stupid god botherers outnumber us.

They must be exterminated.

Not even possible when there are only 5% of us.

I do not believe 95% believe in god.

They do anyway.


Stats show otherwise.


Like hell they do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demogr...United_Kingdom
9% but its much lower in the US.


39%.

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There you go again with your notorious sexual thing. You ARE a fag. Or
abysmally stupid like the sick idiot you stand up for. Or, more likely,
both! BG


Your insecurity shows.

Are you admitting your infatuation with Peter is based on lust?


...and he does it again, right on cue! Just HOW dumb are you? LOL!!!


They do say the truth hurts. Name calling being a symptom of pain.


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No one has got within a bulls roar of him for
centurys.

Even Vlad the Impaler wasn't a patch on him.

Trump and BNP are getting there.

Hmm, Trump is a God lover.

So was Hitler,

Like hell he was.

Catholic apparently.

Nope, he never bothered to go to church as an adult.

Didn't bother with a priest when he killed himself
either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religi...f_Adolf_Hitler
agrees with you.

Yeah, its pretty accurate.

I blame Bod for giving me false information.

Yeah, have him summarily executed forthwith.

Bullet in the back of the neck is the way to go.

I did used to think he was an atheist.

Nar, just another stupid god botherer.

Make up your mind. Was Hitler religious or not?

I thought you were talking about Bod there.

Bod is an atheist.

but he still managed to get rid of a load of
competing
god
lovers.

And then they got rid of him.

He got more of them then they got of him.

Not with the yanks, they killed a lot
more krauts than the krauts killed yanks.

But how many religious nuts were killed vs. atheists?

Hard to say because it's a tad hard to define a religious
nut.

Someone who believes in god.

Hard to claim that 95% of people are religious nuts.

Why? Most people are pretty stupid.

Heaps more god botherers than atheist tho, just because
there will always be heaps more than need a crutch for
their pathetic excuses for 'minds' than don't.

So no great loss then.

Dunno, we need someone to dig the ditches,
clean the dunnys, wipe little kids arses etc etc etc.

Remove all religious nuts, then the atheists can **** a lot
and
fill
in
the gaps.

But wouldn't be stupid enough to do **** like that.

Nothing wrong with cleansing the world of idiots.

There is when you need idiots to do **** like that.

The non idiots arent stupid enough to do **** like that,
they are smart enough to get idiots to do it for them.

Somebody has to do it.

Yes, but it might as well be the idiots.

Having to do easy manual labour is a small price to pay for
removing
all
stupidity.

Not possible to remove all stupidity.

We could if we did away with political correctness and morals.

Nope, more would show up due to their mother's activity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...ctrum_disorder

Not common enough to matter.

It is in fact very common indeed.

Cite a percentage.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...rder#Australia


"In Western Australia, the rate of births resulting in FASD is 0.02 per
1000 births for non-Indigenous Australians, however among indigenous
births the rate is 2.76 per 1000 births"

So, between 0.002% and 0.276%. Not common then.

Money tends to make people do things.

Wouldn't make me wipe little kids arses all day.

Or me. Then again women don't seem to hate things like that,
otherwise
nobody would ever have children.

Its more tolerated because you don't have to do it for long.

Then explain those who have many children.

They make the other children wipe the arses of the latest ones.

Never happened with me.

Your parents didn't have many children.

Two.


Notning even remotely like enough to see that done,
if only because they are so close together in age.


5 years apart.

You need god bothering stupids to do that ****.

That's the whole point of religion, tell the most
stupid that they end up hell if they don't do that
sort of ****, so they keep doing that **** so they
don't end up in hell.

Nah, they do **** work to get paid.

Nope, they put their hand out to the state for benefits.

Then remove them.

Not legal to do that.

Then change the law.

Not possible, the stupid god botherers outnumber us.

They must be exterminated.

Not even possible when there are only 5% of us.

I do not believe 95% believe in god.

They do anyway.

Stats show otherwise.


Like hell they do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demogr...United_Kingdom
9% but its much lower in the US.


39%.


Nope. The extra 30% are those stupid enough to believe that there might be
some god or other.

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No one has got within a bulls roar of him for
centurys.

Even Vlad the Impaler wasn't a patch on him.

Trump and BNP are getting there.

Hmm, Trump is a God lover.

So was Hitler,

Like hell he was.

Catholic apparently.

Nope, he never bothered to go to church as an adult.

Didn't bother with a priest when he killed himself
either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religi...f_Adolf_Hitler
agrees with you.

Yeah, its pretty accurate.

I blame Bod for giving me false information.

Yeah, have him summarily executed forthwith.

Bullet in the back of the neck is the way to go.

I did used to think he was an atheist.

Nar, just another stupid god botherer.

Make up your mind. Was Hitler religious or not?

I thought you were talking about Bod there.

Bod is an atheist.

but he still managed to get rid of a load of
competing
god
lovers.

And then they got rid of him.

He got more of them then they got of him.

Not with the yanks, they killed a lot
more krauts than the krauts killed yanks.

But how many religious nuts were killed vs. atheists?

Hard to say because it's a tad hard to define a religious
nut.

Someone who believes in god.

Hard to claim that 95% of people are religious nuts.

Why? Most people are pretty stupid.

Heaps more god botherers than atheist tho, just because
there will always be heaps more than need a crutch for
their pathetic excuses for 'minds' than don't.

So no great loss then.

Dunno, we need someone to dig the ditches,
clean the dunnys, wipe little kids arses etc etc etc.

Remove all religious nuts, then the atheists can **** a lot
and
fill
in
the gaps.

But wouldn't be stupid enough to do **** like that.

Nothing wrong with cleansing the world of idiots.

There is when you need idiots to do **** like that.

The non idiots arent stupid enough to do **** like that,
they are smart enough to get idiots to do it for them.

Somebody has to do it.

Yes, but it might as well be the idiots.

Having to do easy manual labour is a small price to pay for
removing
all
stupidity.

Not possible to remove all stupidity.

We could if we did away with political correctness and morals.

Nope, more would show up due to their mother's activity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...ctrum_disorder

Not common enough to matter.

It is in fact very common indeed.

Cite a percentage.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...rder#Australia


"In Western Australia, the rate of births resulting in FASD is 0.02 per
1000 births for non-Indigenous Australians, however among indigenous
births the rate is 2.76 per 1000 births"

So, between 0.002% and 0.276%. Not common then.


It's a lot higher than that in the worst of the indigenous camps.

Money tends to make people do things.

Wouldn't make me wipe little kids arses all day.

Or me. Then again women don't seem to hate things like that,
otherwise
nobody would ever have children.

Its more tolerated because you don't have to do it for long.

Then explain those who have many children.

They make the other children wipe the arses of the latest ones.

Never happened with me.

Your parents didn't have many children.

Two.


Notning even remotely like enough to see that done,
if only because they are so close together in age.


5 years apart.


Nothing like old enough to wipe a little kids arse.
They can't even wipe their own arse at that age.

You need god bothering stupids to do that ****.

That's the whole point of religion, tell the most
stupid that they end up hell if they don't do that
sort of ****, so they keep doing that **** so they
don't end up in hell.

Nah, they do **** work to get paid.

Nope, they put their hand out to the state for benefits.

Then remove them.

Not legal to do that.

Then change the law.

Not possible, the stupid god botherers outnumber us.

They must be exterminated.

Not even possible when there are only 5% of us.

I do not believe 95% believe in god.

They do anyway.

Stats show otherwise.


Like hell they do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demogr...United_Kingdom
9% but its much lower in the US.


39%.


The other 30% are actually stupid enough to believe that there might be some
god.

And you lot are rather more irreligious than most of the first and second
world.

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No one has got within a bulls roar of him for
centurys.

Even Vlad the Impaler wasn't a patch on him.

Trump and BNP are getting there.

Hmm, Trump is a God lover.

So was Hitler,

Like hell he was.

Catholic apparently.

Nope, he never bothered to go to church as an adult.

Didn't bother with a priest when he killed himself
either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religi...f_Adolf_Hitler
agrees with you.

Yeah, its pretty accurate.

I blame Bod for giving me false information.

Yeah, have him summarily executed forthwith.

Bullet in the back of the neck is the way to go.

I did used to think he was an atheist.

Nar, just another stupid god botherer.

Make up your mind. Was Hitler religious or not?

I thought you were talking about Bod there.

Bod is an atheist.

but he still managed to get rid of a load of
competing
god
lovers.

And then they got rid of him.

He got more of them then they got of him.

Not with the yanks, they killed a lot
more krauts than the krauts killed yanks.

But how many religious nuts were killed vs. atheists?

Hard to say because it's a tad hard to define a religious
nut.

Someone who believes in god.

Hard to claim that 95% of people are religious nuts.

Why? Most people are pretty stupid.

Heaps more god botherers than atheist tho, just because
there will always be heaps more than need a crutch for
their pathetic excuses for 'minds' than don't.

So no great loss then.

Dunno, we need someone to dig the ditches,
clean the dunnys, wipe little kids arses etc etc etc.

Remove all religious nuts, then the atheists can **** a lot
and
fill
in
the gaps.

But wouldn't be stupid enough to do **** like that.

Nothing wrong with cleansing the world of idiots.

There is when you need idiots to do **** like that.

The non idiots arent stupid enough to do **** like that,
they are smart enough to get idiots to do it for them.

Somebody has to do it.

Yes, but it might as well be the idiots.

Having to do easy manual labour is a small price to pay for
removing
all
stupidity.

Not possible to remove all stupidity.

We could if we did away with political correctness and morals.

Nope, more would show up due to their mother's activity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...ctrum_disorder

Not common enough to matter.

It is in fact very common indeed.

Cite a percentage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...rder#Australia


"In Western Australia, the rate of births resulting in FASD is 0.02 per
1000 births for non-Indigenous Australians, however among indigenous
births the rate is 2.76 per 1000 births"

So, between 0.002% and 0.276%. Not common then.

Money tends to make people do things.

Wouldn't make me wipe little kids arses all day.

Or me. Then again women don't seem to hate things like that,
otherwise
nobody would ever have children.

Its more tolerated because you don't have to do it for long.

Then explain those who have many children.

They make the other children wipe the arses of the latest ones.

Never happened with me.

Your parents didn't have many children.

Two.

Notning even remotely like enough to see that done,
if only because they are so close together in age.


5 years apart.

You need god bothering stupids to do that ****.

That's the whole point of religion, tell the most
stupid that they end up hell if they don't do that
sort of ****, so they keep doing that **** so they
don't end up in hell.

Nah, they do **** work to get paid.

Nope, they put their hand out to the state for benefits.

Then remove them.

Not legal to do that.

Then change the law.

Not possible, the stupid god botherers outnumber us.

They must be exterminated.

Not even possible when there are only 5% of us.

I do not believe 95% believe in god.

They do anyway.

Stats show otherwise.

Like hell they do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demogr...United_Kingdom
9% but its much lower in the US.


39%.


Nope. The extra 30% are those stupid enough to believe that there might be
some god or other.


Not having an opinion either way is acceptable.

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No one has got within a bulls roar of him for
centurys.

Even Vlad the Impaler wasn't a patch on him.

Trump and BNP are getting there.

Hmm, Trump is a God lover.

So was Hitler,

Like hell he was.

Catholic apparently.

Nope, he never bothered to go to church as an adult.

Didn't bother with a priest when he killed himself
either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religi...f_Adolf_Hitler
agrees with you.

Yeah, its pretty accurate.

I blame Bod for giving me false information.

Yeah, have him summarily executed forthwith.

Bullet in the back of the neck is the way to go.

I did used to think he was an atheist.

Nar, just another stupid god botherer.

Make up your mind. Was Hitler religious or not?

I thought you were talking about Bod there.

Bod is an atheist.

but he still managed to get rid of a load of
competing
god
lovers.

And then they got rid of him.

He got more of them then they got of him.

Not with the yanks, they killed a lot
more krauts than the krauts killed yanks.

But how many religious nuts were killed vs. atheists?

Hard to say because it's a tad hard to define a
religious
nut.

Someone who believes in god.

Hard to claim that 95% of people are religious nuts.

Why? Most people are pretty stupid.

Heaps more god botherers than atheist tho, just because
there will always be heaps more than need a crutch for
their pathetic excuses for 'minds' than don't.

So no great loss then.

Dunno, we need someone to dig the ditches,
clean the dunnys, wipe little kids arses etc etc etc.

Remove all religious nuts, then the atheists can **** a
lot
and
fill
in
the gaps.

But wouldn't be stupid enough to do **** like that.

Nothing wrong with cleansing the world of idiots.

There is when you need idiots to do **** like that.

The non idiots arent stupid enough to do **** like that,
they are smart enough to get idiots to do it for them.

Somebody has to do it.

Yes, but it might as well be the idiots.

Having to do easy manual labour is a small price to pay for
removing
all
stupidity.

Not possible to remove all stupidity.

We could if we did away with political correctness and morals.

Nope, more would show up due to their mother's activity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...ctrum_disorder

Not common enough to matter.

It is in fact very common indeed.

Cite a percentage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...rder#Australia

"In Western Australia, the rate of births resulting in FASD is 0.02 per
1000 births for non-Indigenous Australians, however among indigenous
births the rate is 2.76 per 1000 births"

So, between 0.002% and 0.276%. Not common then.

Money tends to make people do things.

Wouldn't make me wipe little kids arses all day.

Or me. Then again women don't seem to hate things like that,
otherwise
nobody would ever have children.

Its more tolerated because you don't have to do it for long.

Then explain those who have many children.

They make the other children wipe the arses of the latest ones.

Never happened with me.

Your parents didn't have many children.

Two.

Notning even remotely like enough to see that done,
if only because they are so close together in age.

5 years apart.

You need god bothering stupids to do that ****.

That's the whole point of religion, tell the most
stupid that they end up hell if they don't do that
sort of ****, so they keep doing that **** so they
don't end up in hell.

Nah, they do **** work to get paid.

Nope, they put their hand out to the state for benefits.

Then remove them.

Not legal to do that.

Then change the law.

Not possible, the stupid god botherers outnumber us.

They must be exterminated.

Not even possible when there are only 5% of us.

I do not believe 95% believe in god.

They do anyway.

Stats show otherwise.

Like hell they do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demogr...United_Kingdom
9% but its much lower in the US.

39%.


Nope. The extra 30% are those stupid enough to believe that there might
be some god or other.


Not having an opinion either way is acceptable.


That's not the case with those 30%

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No one has got within a bulls roar of him for
centurys.

Even Vlad the Impaler wasn't a patch on him.

Trump and BNP are getting there.

Hmm, Trump is a God lover.

So was Hitler,

Like hell he was.

Catholic apparently.

Nope, he never bothered to go to church as an adult.

Didn't bother with a priest when he killed himself
either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religi...f_Adolf_Hitler
agrees with you.

Yeah, its pretty accurate.

I blame Bod for giving me false information.

Yeah, have him summarily executed forthwith.

Bullet in the back of the neck is the way to go.

I did used to think he was an atheist.

Nar, just another stupid god botherer.

Make up your mind. Was Hitler religious or not?

I thought you were talking about Bod there.

Bod is an atheist.

but he still managed to get rid of a load of
competing
god
lovers.

And then they got rid of him.

He got more of them then they got of him.

Not with the yanks, they killed a lot
more krauts than the krauts killed yanks.

But how many religious nuts were killed vs. atheists?

Hard to say because it's a tad hard to define a religious
nut.

Someone who believes in god.

Hard to claim that 95% of people are religious nuts.

Why? Most people are pretty stupid.

Heaps more god botherers than atheist tho, just because
there will always be heaps more than need a crutch for
their pathetic excuses for 'minds' than don't.

So no great loss then.

Dunno, we need someone to dig the ditches,
clean the dunnys, wipe little kids arses etc etc etc.

Remove all religious nuts, then the atheists can **** a lot
and
fill
in
the gaps.

But wouldn't be stupid enough to do **** like that.

Nothing wrong with cleansing the world of idiots.

There is when you need idiots to do **** like that.

The non idiots arent stupid enough to do **** like that,
they are smart enough to get idiots to do it for them.

Somebody has to do it.

Yes, but it might as well be the idiots.

Having to do easy manual labour is a small price to pay for
removing
all
stupidity.

Not possible to remove all stupidity.

We could if we did away with political correctness and morals.

Nope, more would show up due to their mother's activity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...ctrum_disorder

Not common enough to matter.

It is in fact very common indeed.

Cite a percentage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...rder#Australia


"In Western Australia, the rate of births resulting in FASD is 0.02 per
1000 births for non-Indigenous Australians, however among indigenous
births the rate is 2.76 per 1000 births"

So, between 0.002% and 0.276%. Not common then.


It's a lot higher than that in the worst of the indigenous camps.


But nobody cares about the Abbos.

Money tends to make people do things.

Wouldn't make me wipe little kids arses all day.

Or me. Then again women don't seem to hate things like that,
otherwise
nobody would ever have children.

Its more tolerated because you don't have to do it for long.

Then explain those who have many children.

They make the other children wipe the arses of the latest ones.

Never happened with me.

Your parents didn't have many children.

Two.

Notning even remotely like enough to see that done,
if only because they are so close together in age.


5 years apart.


Nothing like old enough to wipe a little kids arse.
They can't even wipe their own arse at that age.


At some point one will be able to for 5 years when the other cannot.

You need god bothering stupids to do that ****.

That's the whole point of religion, tell the most
stupid that they end up hell if they don't do that
sort of ****, so they keep doing that **** so they
don't end up in hell.

Nah, they do **** work to get paid.

Nope, they put their hand out to the state for benefits.

Then remove them.

Not legal to do that.

Then change the law.

Not possible, the stupid god botherers outnumber us.

They must be exterminated.

Not even possible when there are only 5% of us.

I do not believe 95% believe in god.

They do anyway.

Stats show otherwise.

Like hell they do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demogr...United_Kingdom
9% but its much lower in the US.


39%.


The other 30% are actually stupid enough to believe that there might be some
god.

And you lot are rather more irreligious than most of the first and second
world.


That's because we're more intelligent than for example the Americans.

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No one has got within a bulls roar of him for
centurys.

Even Vlad the Impaler wasn't a patch on him.

Trump and BNP are getting there.

Hmm, Trump is a God lover.

So was Hitler,

Like hell he was.

Catholic apparently.

Nope, he never bothered to go to church as an adult.

Didn't bother with a priest when he killed himself
either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religi...f_Adolf_Hitler
agrees with you.

Yeah, its pretty accurate.

I blame Bod for giving me false information.

Yeah, have him summarily executed forthwith.

Bullet in the back of the neck is the way to go.

I did used to think he was an atheist.

Nar, just another stupid god botherer.

Make up your mind. Was Hitler religious or not?

I thought you were talking about Bod there.

Bod is an atheist.

but he still managed to get rid of a load of
competing
god
lovers.

And then they got rid of him.

He got more of them then they got of him.

Not with the yanks, they killed a lot
more krauts than the krauts killed yanks.

But how many religious nuts were killed vs. atheists?

Hard to say because it's a tad hard to define a
religious
nut.

Someone who believes in god.

Hard to claim that 95% of people are religious nuts.

Why? Most people are pretty stupid.

Heaps more god botherers than atheist tho, just because
there will always be heaps more than need a crutch for
their pathetic excuses for 'minds' than don't.

So no great loss then.

Dunno, we need someone to dig the ditches,
clean the dunnys, wipe little kids arses etc etc etc.

Remove all religious nuts, then the atheists can **** a
lot
and
fill
in
the gaps.

But wouldn't be stupid enough to do **** like that.

Nothing wrong with cleansing the world of idiots.

There is when you need idiots to do **** like that.

The non idiots arent stupid enough to do **** like that,
they are smart enough to get idiots to do it for them.

Somebody has to do it.

Yes, but it might as well be the idiots.

Having to do easy manual labour is a small price to pay for
removing
all
stupidity.

Not possible to remove all stupidity.

We could if we did away with political correctness and morals.

Nope, more would show up due to their mother's activity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...ctrum_disorder

Not common enough to matter.

It is in fact very common indeed.

Cite a percentage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...rder#Australia

"In Western Australia, the rate of births resulting in FASD is 0.02 per
1000 births for non-Indigenous Australians, however among indigenous
births the rate is 2.76 per 1000 births"

So, between 0.002% and 0.276%. Not common then.


It's a lot higher than that in the worst of the indigenous camps.


But nobody cares about the Abbos.

Money tends to make people do things.

Wouldn't make me wipe little kids arses all day.

Or me. Then again women don't seem to hate things like that,
otherwise
nobody would ever have children.

Its more tolerated because you don't have to do it for long.

Then explain those who have many children.

They make the other children wipe the arses of the latest ones.

Never happened with me.

Your parents didn't have many children.

Two.

Notning even remotely like enough to see that done,
if only because they are so close together in age.

5 years apart.


Nothing like old enough to wipe a little kids arse.
They can't even wipe their own arse at that age.


At some point one will be able to for 5 years when the other cannot.

You need god bothering stupids to do that ****.

That's the whole point of religion, tell the most
stupid that they end up hell if they don't do that
sort of ****, so they keep doing that **** so they
don't end up in hell.

Nah, they do **** work to get paid.

Nope, they put their hand out to the state for benefits.

Then remove them.

Not legal to do that.

Then change the law.

Not possible, the stupid god botherers outnumber us.

They must be exterminated.

Not even possible when there are only 5% of us.

I do not believe 95% believe in god.

They do anyway.

Stats show otherwise.

Like hell they do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demogr...United_Kingdom
9% but its much lower in the US.

39%.


The other 30% are actually stupid enough to believe that there might be
some
god.

And you lot are rather more irreligious than most of the first and second
world.


That's because we're more intelligent than for example the Americans.

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No one has got within a bulls roar of him for
centurys.

Even Vlad the Impaler wasn't a patch on him.

Trump and BNP are getting there.

Hmm, Trump is a God lover.

So was Hitler,

Like hell he was.

Catholic apparently.

Nope, he never bothered to go to church as an adult.

Didn't bother with a priest when he killed himself
either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religi...f_Adolf_Hitler
agrees with you.

Yeah, its pretty accurate.

I blame Bod for giving me false information.

Yeah, have him summarily executed forthwith.

Bullet in the back of the neck is the way to go.

I did used to think he was an atheist.

Nar, just another stupid god botherer.

Make up your mind. Was Hitler religious or not?

I thought you were talking about Bod there.

Bod is an atheist.

but he still managed to get rid of a load of
competing
god
lovers.

And then they got rid of him.

He got more of them then they got of him.

Not with the yanks, they killed a lot
more krauts than the krauts killed yanks.

But how many religious nuts were killed vs. atheists?

Hard to say because it's a tad hard to define a
religious
nut.

Someone who believes in god.

Hard to claim that 95% of people are religious nuts.

Why? Most people are pretty stupid.

Heaps more god botherers than atheist tho, just because
there will always be heaps more than need a crutch for
their pathetic excuses for 'minds' than don't.

So no great loss then.

Dunno, we need someone to dig the ditches,
clean the dunnys, wipe little kids arses etc etc etc.

Remove all religious nuts, then the atheists can **** a
lot
and
fill
in
the gaps.

But wouldn't be stupid enough to do **** like that.

Nothing wrong with cleansing the world of idiots.

There is when you need idiots to do **** like that.

The non idiots arent stupid enough to do **** like that,
they are smart enough to get idiots to do it for them.

Somebody has to do it.

Yes, but it might as well be the idiots.

Having to do easy manual labour is a small price to pay for
removing
all
stupidity.

Not possible to remove all stupidity.

We could if we did away with political correctness and morals.

Nope, more would show up due to their mother's activity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...ctrum_disorder

Not common enough to matter.

It is in fact very common indeed.

Cite a percentage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...rder#Australia

"In Western Australia, the rate of births resulting in FASD is 0.02 per
1000 births for non-Indigenous Australians, however among indigenous
births the rate is 2.76 per 1000 births"

So, between 0.002% and 0.276%. Not common then.


It's a lot higher than that in the worst of the indigenous camps.


But nobody cares about the Abbos.


Those that end up paying to keep them in jail do.

So do those who pay for their benefits.

Money tends to make people do things.

Wouldn't make me wipe little kids arses all day.

Or me. Then again women don't seem to hate things like that,
otherwise
nobody would ever have children.

Its more tolerated because you don't have to do it for long.

Then explain those who have many children.

They make the other children wipe the arses of the latest ones.

Never happened with me.

Your parents didn't have many children.

Two.

Notning even remotely like enough to see that done,
if only because they are so close together in age.

5 years apart.


Nothing like old enough to wipe a little kids arse.
They can't even wipe their own arse at that age.


At some point one will be able to for 5 years when the other cannot.


Nope, while they can eventually wipe their own arses, by the
time there are big enough to wipe someone else's arse, that
younger one can wipe its own arse with a 5 year difference.

You need god bothering stupids to do that ****.

That's the whole point of religion, tell the most
stupid that they end up hell if they don't do that
sort of ****, so they keep doing that **** so they
don't end up in hell.

Nah, they do **** work to get paid.

Nope, they put their hand out to the state for benefits.

Then remove them.

Not legal to do that.

Then change the law.

Not possible, the stupid god botherers outnumber us.

They must be exterminated.

Not even possible when there are only 5% of us.

I do not believe 95% believe in god.

They do anyway.

Stats show otherwise.

Like hell they do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demogr...United_Kingdom
9% but its much lower in the US.

39%.


The other 30% are actually stupid enough to believe that there might be
some god.


And you lot are rather more irreligious than most of the first and second
world.


That's because we're more intelligent than for example the Americans.


Nope. It appears to be because quite a few of the
earliest that moved to yankeeland from england
particularly did so because of the religious
persecution they got in england so its hardly
surprising that that did produce more stupid
believers in america eventually.

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No one has got within a bulls roar of him for
centurys.

Even Vlad the Impaler wasn't a patch on him.

Trump and BNP are getting there.

Hmm, Trump is a God lover.

So was Hitler,

Like hell he was.

Catholic apparently.

Nope, he never bothered to go to church as an adult.

Didn't bother with a priest when he killed himself
either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religi...f_Adolf_Hitler
agrees with you.

Yeah, its pretty accurate.

I blame Bod for giving me false information.

Yeah, have him summarily executed forthwith.

Bullet in the back of the neck is the way to go.

I did used to think he was an atheist.

Nar, just another stupid god botherer.

Make up your mind. Was Hitler religious or not?

I thought you were talking about Bod there.

Bod is an atheist.

but he still managed to get rid of a load of
competing
god
lovers.

And then they got rid of him.

He got more of them then they got of him.

Not with the yanks, they killed a lot
more krauts than the krauts killed yanks.

But how many religious nuts were killed vs. atheists?

Hard to say because it's a tad hard to define a
religious
nut.

Someone who believes in god.

Hard to claim that 95% of people are religious nuts.

Why? Most people are pretty stupid.

Heaps more god botherers than atheist tho, just because
there will always be heaps more than need a crutch for
their pathetic excuses for 'minds' than don't.

So no great loss then.

Dunno, we need someone to dig the ditches,
clean the dunnys, wipe little kids arses etc etc etc.

Remove all religious nuts, then the atheists can **** a
lot
and
fill
in
the gaps.

But wouldn't be stupid enough to do **** like that.

Nothing wrong with cleansing the world of idiots.

There is when you need idiots to do **** like that.

The non idiots arent stupid enough to do **** like that,
they are smart enough to get idiots to do it for them.

Somebody has to do it.

Yes, but it might as well be the idiots.

Having to do easy manual labour is a small price to pay for
removing
all
stupidity.

Not possible to remove all stupidity.

We could if we did away with political correctness and morals.

Nope, more would show up due to their mother's activity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...ctrum_disorder

Not common enough to matter.

It is in fact very common indeed.

Cite a percentage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...rder#Australia

"In Western Australia, the rate of births resulting in FASD is 0.02 per
1000 births for non-Indigenous Australians, however among indigenous
births the rate is 2.76 per 1000 births"

So, between 0.002% and 0.276%. Not common then.

Money tends to make people do things.

Wouldn't make me wipe little kids arses all day.

Or me. Then again women don't seem to hate things like that,
otherwise
nobody would ever have children.

Its more tolerated because you don't have to do it for long.

Then explain those who have many children.

They make the other children wipe the arses of the latest ones.

Never happened with me.

Your parents didn't have many children.

Two.

Notning even remotely like enough to see that done,
if only because they are so close together in age.

5 years apart.

You need god bothering stupids to do that ****.

That's the whole point of religion, tell the most
stupid that they end up hell if they don't do that
sort of ****, so they keep doing that **** so they
don't end up in hell.

Nah, they do **** work to get paid.

Nope, they put their hand out to the state for benefits.

Then remove them.

Not legal to do that.

Then change the law.

Not possible, the stupid god botherers outnumber us.

They must be exterminated.

Not even possible when there are only 5% of us.

I do not believe 95% believe in god.

They do anyway.

Stats show otherwise.

Like hell they do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demogr...United_Kingdom
9% but its much lower in the US.

39%.

Nope. The extra 30% are those stupid enough to believe that there might
be some god or other.


Not having an opinion either way is acceptable.


That's not the case with those 30%


It's a damn sight better than believing in god.

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No one has got within a bulls roar of him for
centurys.

Even Vlad the Impaler wasn't a patch on him.

Trump and BNP are getting there.

Hmm, Trump is a God lover.

So was Hitler,

Like hell he was.

Catholic apparently.

Nope, he never bothered to go to church as an adult.

Didn't bother with a priest when he killed himself
either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religi...f_Adolf_Hitler
agrees with you.

Yeah, its pretty accurate.

I blame Bod for giving me false information.

Yeah, have him summarily executed forthwith.

Bullet in the back of the neck is the way to go.

I did used to think he was an atheist.

Nar, just another stupid god botherer.

Make up your mind. Was Hitler religious or not?

I thought you were talking about Bod there.

Bod is an atheist.

but he still managed to get rid of a load of
competing
god
lovers.

And then they got rid of him.

He got more of them then they got of him.

Not with the yanks, they killed a lot
more krauts than the krauts killed yanks.

But how many religious nuts were killed vs. atheists?

Hard to say because it's a tad hard to define a
religious
nut.

Someone who believes in god.

Hard to claim that 95% of people are religious nuts.

Why? Most people are pretty stupid.

Heaps more god botherers than atheist tho, just because
there will always be heaps more than need a crutch for
their pathetic excuses for 'minds' than don't.

So no great loss then.

Dunno, we need someone to dig the ditches,
clean the dunnys, wipe little kids arses etc etc etc.

Remove all religious nuts, then the atheists can **** a
lot
and
fill
in
the gaps.

But wouldn't be stupid enough to do **** like that.

Nothing wrong with cleansing the world of idiots.

There is when you need idiots to do **** like that.

The non idiots arent stupid enough to do **** like that,
they are smart enough to get idiots to do it for them.

Somebody has to do it.

Yes, but it might as well be the idiots.

Having to do easy manual labour is a small price to pay for
removing
all
stupidity.

Not possible to remove all stupidity.

We could if we did away with political correctness and morals.

Nope, more would show up due to their mother's activity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...ctrum_disorder

Not common enough to matter.

It is in fact very common indeed.

Cite a percentage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...rder#Australia

"In Western Australia, the rate of births resulting in FASD is 0.02 per
1000 births for non-Indigenous Australians, however among indigenous
births the rate is 2.76 per 1000 births"

So, between 0.002% and 0.276%. Not common then.

It's a lot higher than that in the worst of the indigenous camps.


But nobody cares about the Abbos.


Those that end up paying to keep them in jail do.

So do those who pay for their benefits.


Then remove the benefits and introduce the death sentence.

Anyway, what has jail to do with illness?

Money tends to make people do things.

Wouldn't make me wipe little kids arses all day.

Or me. Then again women don't seem to hate things like that,
otherwise
nobody would ever have children.

Its more tolerated because you don't have to do it for long.

Then explain those who have many children.

They make the other children wipe the arses of the latest ones.

Never happened with me.

Your parents didn't have many children.

Two.

Notning even remotely like enough to see that done,
if only because they are so close together in age.

5 years apart.

Nothing like old enough to wipe a little kids arse.
They can't even wipe their own arse at that age.


At some point one will be able to for 5 years when the other cannot.


Nope, while they can eventually wipe their own arses, by the
time there are big enough to wipe someone else's arse, that
younger one can wipe its own arse with a 5 year difference.


Wiping your own arse and wiping another arse is the same technique. In fact wiping someone else's is easier, as you can see what you're doing.

At least you don't say "ass".

You need god bothering stupids to do that ****.

That's the whole point of religion, tell the most
stupid that they end up hell if they don't do that
sort of ****, so they keep doing that **** so they
don't end up in hell.

Nah, they do **** work to get paid.

Nope, they put their hand out to the state for benefits.

Then remove them.

Not legal to do that.

Then change the law.

Not possible, the stupid god botherers outnumber us.

They must be exterminated.

Not even possible when there are only 5% of us.

I do not believe 95% believe in god.

They do anyway.

Stats show otherwise.

Like hell they do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demogr...United_Kingdom
9% but its much lower in the US.

39%.

The other 30% are actually stupid enough to believe that there might be
some god.


And you lot are rather more irreligious than most of the first and second
world.


That's because we're more intelligent than for example the Americans.


Nope. It appears to be because quite a few of the
earliest that moved to yankeeland from england
particularly did so because of the religious
persecution they got in england so its hardly
surprising that that did produce more stupid
believers in america eventually.


In England back in those days there was more religion, so surely it would be the atheists that would run away?

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No one has got within a bulls roar of him for
centurys.

Even Vlad the Impaler wasn't a patch on him.

Trump and BNP are getting there.

Hmm, Trump is a God lover.

So was Hitler,

Like hell he was.

Catholic apparently.

Nope, he never bothered to go to church as an
adult.

Didn't bother with a priest when he killed himself
either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religi...f_Adolf_Hitler
agrees with you.

Yeah, its pretty accurate.

I blame Bod for giving me false information.

Yeah, have him summarily executed forthwith.

Bullet in the back of the neck is the way to go.

I did used to think he was an atheist.

Nar, just another stupid god botherer.

Make up your mind. Was Hitler religious or not?

I thought you were talking about Bod there.

Bod is an atheist.

but he still managed to get rid of a load of
competing
god
lovers.

And then they got rid of him.

He got more of them then they got of him.

Not with the yanks, they killed a lot
more krauts than the krauts killed yanks.

But how many religious nuts were killed vs.
atheists?

Hard to say because it's a tad hard to define a
religious
nut.

Someone who believes in god.

Hard to claim that 95% of people are religious nuts.

Why? Most people are pretty stupid.

Heaps more god botherers than atheist tho, just
because
there will always be heaps more than need a crutch
for
their pathetic excuses for 'minds' than don't.

So no great loss then.

Dunno, we need someone to dig the ditches,
clean the dunnys, wipe little kids arses etc etc etc.

Remove all religious nuts, then the atheists can **** a
lot
and
fill
in
the gaps.

But wouldn't be stupid enough to do **** like that.

Nothing wrong with cleansing the world of idiots.

There is when you need idiots to do **** like that.

The non idiots arent stupid enough to do **** like that,
they are smart enough to get idiots to do it for them.

Somebody has to do it.

Yes, but it might as well be the idiots.

Having to do easy manual labour is a small price to pay for
removing
all
stupidity.

Not possible to remove all stupidity.

We could if we did away with political correctness and morals.

Nope, more would show up due to their mother's activity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...ctrum_disorder

Not common enough to matter.

It is in fact very common indeed.

Cite a percentage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...rder#Australia

"In Western Australia, the rate of births resulting in FASD is 0.02
per
1000 births for non-Indigenous Australians, however among indigenous
births the rate is 2.76 per 1000 births"

So, between 0.002% and 0.276%. Not common then.

Money tends to make people do things.

Wouldn't make me wipe little kids arses all day.

Or me. Then again women don't seem to hate things like that,
otherwise
nobody would ever have children.

Its more tolerated because you don't have to do it for long.

Then explain those who have many children.

They make the other children wipe the arses of the latest ones.

Never happened with me.

Your parents didn't have many children.

Two.

Notning even remotely like enough to see that done,
if only because they are so close together in age.

5 years apart.

You need god bothering stupids to do that ****.

That's the whole point of religion, tell the most
stupid that they end up hell if they don't do that
sort of ****, so they keep doing that **** so they
don't end up in hell.

Nah, they do **** work to get paid.

Nope, they put their hand out to the state for benefits.

Then remove them.

Not legal to do that.

Then change the law.

Not possible, the stupid god botherers outnumber us.

They must be exterminated.

Not even possible when there are only 5% of us.

I do not believe 95% believe in god.

They do anyway.

Stats show otherwise.

Like hell they do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demogr...United_Kingdom
9% but its much lower in the US.

39%.

Nope. The extra 30% are those stupid enough to believe that there might
be some god or other.


Not having an opinion either way is acceptable.


That's not the case with those 30%


It's a damn sight better than believing in god.


Still stupid.



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Stats show otherwise.

Like hell they do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demogr...United_Kingdom
9% but its much lower in the US.

39%.

Nope. The extra 30% are those stupid enough to believe that there might
be some god or other.

Not having an opinion either way is acceptable.

That's not the case with those 30%


It's a damn sight better than believing in god.


Still stupid.


I'll take slightly stupid over very stupid.

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No one has got within a bulls roar of him for
centurys.

Even Vlad the Impaler wasn't a patch on him.

Trump and BNP are getting there.

Hmm, Trump is a God lover.

So was Hitler,

Like hell he was.

Catholic apparently.

Nope, he never bothered to go to church as an
adult.

Didn't bother with a priest when he killed himself
either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religi...f_Adolf_Hitler
agrees with you.

Yeah, its pretty accurate.

I blame Bod for giving me false information.

Yeah, have him summarily executed forthwith.

Bullet in the back of the neck is the way to go.

I did used to think he was an atheist.

Nar, just another stupid god botherer.

Make up your mind. Was Hitler religious or not?

I thought you were talking about Bod there.

Bod is an atheist.

but he still managed to get rid of a load of
competing
god
lovers.

And then they got rid of him.

He got more of them then they got of him.

Not with the yanks, they killed a lot
more krauts than the krauts killed yanks.

But how many religious nuts were killed vs.
atheists?

Hard to say because it's a tad hard to define a
religious
nut.

Someone who believes in god.

Hard to claim that 95% of people are religious nuts.

Why? Most people are pretty stupid.

Heaps more god botherers than atheist tho, just
because
there will always be heaps more than need a crutch
for
their pathetic excuses for 'minds' than don't.

So no great loss then.

Dunno, we need someone to dig the ditches,
clean the dunnys, wipe little kids arses etc etc etc.

Remove all religious nuts, then the atheists can **** a
lot
and
fill
in
the gaps.

But wouldn't be stupid enough to do **** like that.

Nothing wrong with cleansing the world of idiots.

There is when you need idiots to do **** like that.

The non idiots arent stupid enough to do **** like that,
they are smart enough to get idiots to do it for them.

Somebody has to do it.

Yes, but it might as well be the idiots.

Having to do easy manual labour is a small price to pay for
removing
all
stupidity.

Not possible to remove all stupidity.

We could if we did away with political correctness and morals.

Nope, more would show up due to their mother's activity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...ctrum_disorder

Not common enough to matter.

It is in fact very common indeed.

Cite a percentage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...rder#Australia

"In Western Australia, the rate of births resulting in FASD is 0.02
per
1000 births for non-Indigenous Australians, however among indigenous
births the rate is 2.76 per 1000 births"

So, between 0.002% and 0.276%. Not common then.

It's a lot higher than that in the worst of the indigenous camps.

But nobody cares about the Abbos.


Those that end up paying to keep them in jail do.

So do those who pay for their benefits.


Then remove the benefits


Not even possible.

and introduce the death sentence.


Not enough support a death sentence for shoplifting.

Anyway, what has jail to do with illness?


Its those with fetal alcohol spectrum
disorder that do most of the crime.

Money tends to make people do things.

Wouldn't make me wipe little kids arses all day.

Or me. Then again women don't seem to hate things like that,
otherwise
nobody would ever have children.

Its more tolerated because you don't have to do it for long.

Then explain those who have many children.

They make the other children wipe the arses of the latest ones.

Never happened with me.

Your parents didn't have many children.

Two.

Notning even remotely like enough to see that done,
if only because they are so close together in age.

5 years apart.

Nothing like old enough to wipe a little kids arse.
They can't even wipe their own arse at that age.


At some point one will be able to for 5 years when the other cannot.


Nope, while they can eventually wipe their own arses, by the
time they are big enough to wipe someone else's arse, that
younger one can wipe its own arse with a 5 year difference.


Wiping your own arse and wiping another arse is the same technique.


Even more pig ignorant than you usually manage.

In fact wiping someone else's is easier, as you can see what you're doing.


Even more pig ignorant than you usually manage.

At least you don't say "ass".


Donkeys don't get their arses wiped.

You need god bothering stupids to do that ****.

That's the whole point of religion, tell the most
stupid that they end up hell if they don't do that
sort of ****, so they keep doing that **** so they
don't end up in hell.

Nah, they do **** work to get paid.

Nope, they put their hand out to the state for benefits.

Then remove them.

Not legal to do that.

Then change the law.

Not possible, the stupid god botherers outnumber us.

They must be exterminated.

Not even possible when there are only 5% of us.

I do not believe 95% believe in god.

They do anyway.

Stats show otherwise.

Like hell they do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demogr...United_Kingdom
9% but its much lower in the US.

39%.

The other 30% are actually stupid enough to believe that there might be
some god.


And you lot are rather more irreligious than most of the first and
second world.


That's because we're more intelligent than for example the Americans.


Nope. It appears to be because quite a few of the
earliest that moved to yankeeland from england
particularly did so because of the religious
persecution they got in england so its hardly
surprising that that did produce more stupid
believers in america eventually.


In England back in those days there was more religion, so surely it would
be the atheists that would run away?


Nope, they just shut up and carried on regardless.

Much harder to keep quiet about your non CoE religion.

You lot even make Catholicism illegal and had a full civil war too.

And that that time were quite literally burning each other at the stake too.

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They do anyway.

Stats show otherwise.

Like hell they do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demogr...United_Kingdom
9% but its much lower in the US.

39%.

Nope. The extra 30% are those stupid enough to believe that there
might
be some god or other.

Not having an opinion either way is acceptable.

That's not the case with those 30%

It's a damn sight better than believing in god.


Still stupid.


I'll take slightly stupid over very stupid.


More fool you. And those arent slightly stupid,
just not quite as stupid as the rabid believers.

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No one has got within a bulls roar of him for
centurys.

Even Vlad the Impaler wasn't a patch on him.

Trump and BNP are getting there.

Hmm, Trump is a God lover.

So was Hitler,

Like hell he was.

Catholic apparently.

Nope, he never bothered to go to church as an
adult.

Didn't bother with a priest when he killed himself
either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religi...f_Adolf_Hitler
agrees with you.

Yeah, its pretty accurate.

I blame Bod for giving me false information.

Yeah, have him summarily executed forthwith.

Bullet in the back of the neck is the way to go.

I did used to think he was an atheist.

Nar, just another stupid god botherer.

Make up your mind. Was Hitler religious or not?

I thought you were talking about Bod there.

Bod is an atheist.

but he still managed to get rid of a load of
competing
god
lovers.

And then they got rid of him.

He got more of them then they got of him.

Not with the yanks, they killed a lot
more krauts than the krauts killed yanks.

But how many religious nuts were killed vs.
atheists?

Hard to say because it's a tad hard to define a
religious
nut.

Someone who believes in god.

Hard to claim that 95% of people are religious nuts.

Why? Most people are pretty stupid.

Heaps more god botherers than atheist tho, just
because
there will always be heaps more than need a crutch
for
their pathetic excuses for 'minds' than don't.

So no great loss then.

Dunno, we need someone to dig the ditches,
clean the dunnys, wipe little kids arses etc etc etc.

Remove all religious nuts, then the atheists can **** a
lot
and
fill
in
the gaps.

But wouldn't be stupid enough to do **** like that.

Nothing wrong with cleansing the world of idiots.

There is when you need idiots to do **** like that.

The non idiots arent stupid enough to do **** like that,
they are smart enough to get idiots to do it for them.

Somebody has to do it.

Yes, but it might as well be the idiots.

Having to do easy manual labour is a small price to pay for
removing
all
stupidity.

Not possible to remove all stupidity.

We could if we did away with political correctness and morals.

Nope, more would show up due to their mother's activity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...ctrum_disorder

Not common enough to matter.

It is in fact very common indeed.

Cite a percentage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...rder#Australia

"In Western Australia, the rate of births resulting in FASD is 0.02
per
1000 births for non-Indigenous Australians, however among indigenous
births the rate is 2.76 per 1000 births"

So, between 0.002% and 0.276%. Not common then.

It's a lot higher than that in the worst of the indigenous camps.

But nobody cares about the Abbos.

Those that end up paying to keep them in jail do.

So do those who pay for their benefits.


Then remove the benefits


Not even possible.


No reason it can't be done.

and introduce the death sentence.


Not enough support a death sentence for shoplifting.


Use the three strikes rule like the USA.

Anyway, what has jail to do with illness?


Its those with fetal alcohol spectrum
disorder that do most of the crime.


You're making assumptions.

Money tends to make people do things.

Wouldn't make me wipe little kids arses all day.

Or me. Then again women don't seem to hate things like that,
otherwise
nobody would ever have children.

Its more tolerated because you don't have to do it for long.

Then explain those who have many children.

They make the other children wipe the arses of the latest ones.

Never happened with me.

Your parents didn't have many children.

Two.

Notning even remotely like enough to see that done,
if only because they are so close together in age.

5 years apart.

Nothing like old enough to wipe a little kids arse.
They can't even wipe their own arse at that age.

At some point one will be able to for 5 years when the other cannot.

Nope, while they can eventually wipe their own arses, by the
time they are big enough to wipe someone else's arse, that
younger one can wipe its own arse with a 5 year difference.


Wiping your own arse and wiping another arse is the same technique.


Even more pig ignorant than you usually manage.

In fact wiping someone else's is easier, as you can see what you're doing.


Even more pig ignorant than you usually manage.


At least try to make a counter argument.

At least you don't say "ass".


Donkeys don't get their arses wiped.


Americans can't tell the difference between donkey and arse. Or tourist and terrorist. Or mirror and myrrh.

You need god bothering stupids to do that ****.

That's the whole point of religion, tell the most
stupid that they end up hell if they don't do that
sort of ****, so they keep doing that **** so they
don't end up in hell.

Nah, they do **** work to get paid.

Nope, they put their hand out to the state for benefits.

Then remove them.

Not legal to do that.

Then change the law.

Not possible, the stupid god botherers outnumber us.

They must be exterminated.

Not even possible when there are only 5% of us.

I do not believe 95% believe in god.

They do anyway.

Stats show otherwise.

Like hell they do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demogr...United_Kingdom
9% but its much lower in the US.

39%.

The other 30% are actually stupid enough to believe that there might be
some god.


And you lot are rather more irreligious than most of the first and
second world.

That's because we're more intelligent than for example the Americans.

Nope. It appears to be because quite a few of the
earliest that moved to yankeeland from england
particularly did so because of the religious
persecution they got in england so its hardly
surprising that that did produce more stupid
believers in america eventually.


In England back in those days there was more religion, so surely it would
be the atheists that would run away?


Nope, they just shut up and carried on regardless.

Much harder to keep quiet about your non CoE religion.

You lot even make Catholicism illegal and had a full civil war too.

And that that time were quite literally burning each other at the stake too.


That's the Irish that are that stupid.

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No one has got within a bulls roar of him
for
centurys.

Even Vlad the Impaler wasn't a patch on
him.

Trump and BNP are getting there.

Hmm, Trump is a God lover.

So was Hitler,

Like hell he was.

Catholic apparently.

Nope, he never bothered to go to church as an
adult.

Didn't bother with a priest when he killed
himself
either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religi...f_Adolf_Hitler
agrees with you.

Yeah, its pretty accurate.

I blame Bod for giving me false information.

Yeah, have him summarily executed forthwith.

Bullet in the back of the neck is the way to go.

I did used to think he was an atheist.

Nar, just another stupid god botherer.

Make up your mind. Was Hitler religious or not?

I thought you were talking about Bod there.

Bod is an atheist.

but he still managed to get rid of a load of
competing
god
lovers.

And then they got rid of him.

He got more of them then they got of him.

Not with the yanks, they killed a lot
more krauts than the krauts killed yanks.

But how many religious nuts were killed vs.
atheists?

Hard to say because it's a tad hard to define a
religious
nut.

Someone who believes in god.

Hard to claim that 95% of people are religious nuts.

Why? Most people are pretty stupid.

Heaps more god botherers than atheist tho, just
because
there will always be heaps more than need a crutch
for
their pathetic excuses for 'minds' than don't.

So no great loss then.

Dunno, we need someone to dig the ditches,
clean the dunnys, wipe little kids arses etc etc etc.

Remove all religious nuts, then the atheists can ****
a
lot
and
fill
in
the gaps.

But wouldn't be stupid enough to do **** like that.

Nothing wrong with cleansing the world of idiots.

There is when you need idiots to do **** like that.

The non idiots arent stupid enough to do **** like that,
they are smart enough to get idiots to do it for them.

Somebody has to do it.

Yes, but it might as well be the idiots.

Having to do easy manual labour is a small price to pay for
removing
all
stupidity.

Not possible to remove all stupidity.

We could if we did away with political correctness and morals.

Nope, more would show up due to their mother's activity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...ctrum_disorder

Not common enough to matter.

It is in fact very common indeed.

Cite a percentage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...rder#Australia

"In Western Australia, the rate of births resulting in FASD is 0.02
per
1000 births for non-Indigenous Australians, however among indigenous
births the rate is 2.76 per 1000 births"

So, between 0.002% and 0.276%. Not common then.

It's a lot higher than that in the worst of the indigenous camps.

But nobody cares about the Abbos.

Those that end up paying to keep them in jail do.

So do those who pay for their benefits.

Then remove the benefits


Not even possible.


No reason it can't be done.


Corse there is, not enough voters want that,
so any govt stupid enough to to that would
get the bums rush at the ballot box, and they
know it, so even the torys who would like to
do that arent actually stupid enough to
commit political suicide like that.

and introduce the death sentence.


Not enough support a death sentence for shoplifting.


Use the three strikes rule like the USA.


Not enough support a death penalty for shoplifting
or drug use to be able to get that up even after the
third time they get caught doing it.

Anyway, what has jail to do with illness?


Its those with fetal alcohol spectrum
disorder that do most of the crime.


You're making assumptions.


Nope, it's a trivially provable fact. Its so easy to see if an
individual has that problem that its easy to see if there is
an excess of those in prison. That even affects how you look.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...y_with_FAS.jpg

Money tends to make people do things.

Wouldn't make me wipe little kids arses all day.

Or me. Then again women don't seem to hate things like
that,
otherwise
nobody would ever have children.

Its more tolerated because you don't have to do it for long.

Then explain those who have many children.

They make the other children wipe the arses of the latest ones.

Never happened with me.

Your parents didn't have many children.

Two.

Notning even remotely like enough to see that done,
if only because they are so close together in age.

5 years apart.

Nothing like old enough to wipe a little kids arse.
They can't even wipe their own arse at that age.

At some point one will be able to for 5 years when the other cannot.

Nope, while they can eventually wipe their own arses, by the
time they are big enough to wipe someone else's arse, that
younger one can wipe its own arse with a 5 year difference.


Wiping your own arse and wiping another arse is the same technique.


Even more pig ignorant than you usually manage.

In fact wiping someone else's is easier, as you can see what you're
doing.


Even more pig ignorant than you usually manage.


At least try to make a counter argument.


Everyone can see that I did.

At least you don't say "ass".


Donkeys don't get their arses wiped.


Americans can't tell the difference between donkey and arse. Or tourist
and terrorist. Or mirror and myrrh.


Not one of them, eh ?

You need god bothering stupids to do that ****.

That's the whole point of religion, tell the most
stupid that they end up hell if they don't do that
sort of ****, so they keep doing that **** so they
don't end up in hell.

Nah, they do **** work to get paid.

Nope, they put their hand out to the state for benefits.

Then remove them.

Not legal to do that.

Then change the law.

Not possible, the stupid god botherers outnumber us.

They must be exterminated.

Not even possible when there are only 5% of us.

I do not believe 95% believe in god.

They do anyway.

Stats show otherwise.

Like hell they do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demogr...United_Kingdom
9% but its much lower in the US.

39%.

The other 30% are actually stupid enough to believe that there might
be
some god.


And you lot are rather more irreligious than most of the first and
second world.

That's because we're more intelligent than for example the Americans.

Nope. It appears to be because quite a few of the
earliest that moved to yankeeland from england
particularly did so because of the religious
persecution they got in england so its hardly
surprising that that did produce more stupid
believers in america eventually.


In England back in those days there was more religion, so surely it
would be the atheists that would run away?


Nope, they just shut up and carried on regardless.

Much harder to keep quiet about your non CoE religion.

You lot even make Catholicism illegal and had a full civil war too.

And that that time were quite literally burning each other at the stake
too.


That's the Irish that are that stupid.


Nope, plenty of english too. And scots too.



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births the rate is 2.76 per 1000 births"

So, between 0.002% and 0.276%. Not common then.

It's a lot higher than that in the worst of the indigenous camps.

But nobody cares about the Abbos.

Those that end up paying to keep them in jail do.

So do those who pay for their benefits.

Then remove the benefits

Not even possible.


No reason it can't be done.


Corse there is, not enough voters want that,
so any govt stupid enough to to that would
get the bums rush at the ballot box, and they
know it, so even the torys who would like to
do that arent actually stupid enough to
commit political suicide like that.


Most people not on benefits don't want them. It saps money from their taxes.

and introduce the death sentence.

Not enough support a death sentence for shoplifting.


Use the three strikes rule like the USA.


Not enough support a death penalty for shoplifting
or drug use to be able to get that up even after the
third time they get caught doing it.

Anyway, what has jail to do with illness?

Its those with fetal alcohol spectrum
disorder that do most of the crime.


You're making assumptions.


Nope, it's a trivially provable fact. Its so easy to see if an
individual has that problem that its easy to see if there is
an excess of those in prison. That even affects how you look.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...y_with_FAS.jpg


Nobody knows how dangerous it is.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...-safe-research

Money tends to make people do things.

Wouldn't make me wipe little kids arses all day.

Or me. Then again women don't seem to hate things like
that,
otherwise
nobody would ever have children.

Its more tolerated because you don't have to do it for long.

Then explain those who have many children.

They make the other children wipe the arses of the latest ones.

Never happened with me.

Your parents didn't have many children.

Two.

Notning even remotely like enough to see that done,
if only because they are so close together in age.

5 years apart.

Nothing like old enough to wipe a little kids arse.
They can't even wipe their own arse at that age.

At some point one will be able to for 5 years when the other cannot.

Nope, while they can eventually wipe their own arses, by the
time they are big enough to wipe someone else's arse, that
younger one can wipe its own arse with a 5 year difference.

Wiping your own arse and wiping another arse is the same technique.

Even more pig ignorant than you usually manage.

In fact wiping someone else's is easier, as you can see what you're
doing.

Even more pig ignorant than you usually manage.


At least try to make a counter argument.


Everyone can see that I did.


You have not made an argument against the fact that it's easier to do something when it 's in front of you so you can see it.

At least you don't say "ass".

Donkeys don't get their arses wiped.


Americans can't tell the difference between donkey and arse. Or tourist
and terrorist. Or mirror and myrrh.


Not one of them, eh ?


Bound to be a few that can speak properly, probably born in the UK.

You need god bothering stupids to do that ****.

That's the whole point of religion, tell the most
stupid that they end up hell if they don't do that
sort of ****, so they keep doing that **** so they
don't end up in hell.

Nah, they do **** work to get paid.

Nope, they put their hand out to the state for benefits.

Then remove them.

Not legal to do that.

Then change the law.

Not possible, the stupid god botherers outnumber us.

They must be exterminated.

Not even possible when there are only 5% of us.

I do not believe 95% believe in god.

They do anyway.

Stats show otherwise.

Like hell they do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demogr...United_Kingdom
9% but its much lower in the US.

39%.

The other 30% are actually stupid enough to believe that there might
be
some god.

And you lot are rather more irreligious than most of the first and
second world.

That's because we're more intelligent than for example the Americans.

Nope. It appears to be because quite a few of the
earliest that moved to yankeeland from england
particularly did so because of the religious
persecution they got in england so its hardly
surprising that that did produce more stupid
believers in america eventually.

In England back in those days there was more religion, so surely it
would be the atheists that would run away?


Nope, they just shut up and carried on regardless.

Much harder to keep quiet about your non CoE religion.

You lot even make Catholicism illegal and had a full civil war too.

And that that time were quite literally burning each other at the stake
too.


That's the Irish that are that stupid.


Nope, plenty of english too. And scots too.


Not nowadays. The Irish still are though.

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0.02
per
1000 births for non-Indigenous Australians, however among
indigenous
births the rate is 2.76 per 1000 births"

So, between 0.002% and 0.276%. Not common then.

It's a lot higher than that in the worst of the indigenous camps.

But nobody cares about the Abbos.

Those that end up paying to keep them in jail do.

So do those who pay for their benefits.

Then remove the benefits

Not even possible.


No reason it can't be done.


Corse there is, not enough voters want that,
so any govt stupid enough to to that would
get the bums rush at the ballot box, and they
know it, so even the torys who would like to
do that arent actually stupid enough to
commit political suicide like that.


Most people not on benefits don't want them.


Most people do get the child benefits.

It saps money from their taxes.


Yes, but most who get child benefits are too stupid to
realise that society as a whole would be better with child
benefits only for the kids that would starve without them.

and introduce the death sentence.

Not enough support a death sentence for shoplifting.

Use the three strikes rule like the USA.


Not enough support a death penalty for shoplifting
or drug use to be able to get that up even after the
third time they get caught doing it.

Anyway, what has jail to do with illness?

Its those with fetal alcohol spectrum
disorder that do most of the crime.

You're making assumptions.


Nope, it's a trivially provable fact. Its so easy to see if an
individual has that problem that its easy to see if there is
an excess of those in prison. That even affects how you look.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_...y_with_FAS.jpg


Nobody knows how dangerous it is.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...-safe-research


Irrelevant to the fact that its drinking alcohol in very
large amounts during pregnancy is what produces FAS.

Money tends to make people do things.

Wouldn't make me wipe little kids arses all day.

Or me. Then again women don't seem to hate things like
that,
otherwise
nobody would ever have children.

Its more tolerated because you don't have to do it for
long.

Then explain those who have many children.

They make the other children wipe the arses of the latest
ones.

Never happened with me.

Your parents didn't have many children.

Two.

Notning even remotely like enough to see that done,
if only because they are so close together in age.

5 years apart.

Nothing like old enough to wipe a little kids arse.
They can't even wipe their own arse at that age.

At some point one will be able to for 5 years when the other cannot.

Nope, while they can eventually wipe their own arses, by the
time they are big enough to wipe someone else's arse, that
younger one can wipe its own arse with a 5 year difference.

Wiping your own arse and wiping another arse is the same technique.

Even more pig ignorant than you usually manage.

In fact wiping someone else's is easier, as you can see what you're
doing.

Even more pig ignorant than you usually manage.

At least try to make a counter argument.


Everyone can see that I did.


You have not made an argument against the fact that it's easier to do
something when it 's in front of you so you can see it.


There is a lot more to it than just seeing. Little kids that that have
only just worked out how to wipe their own arses don't have the
strength to wipe the arse of another little kid sitting on a dunny.

They don't need any strength to wipe their own arse.

At least you don't say "ass".

Donkeys don't get their arses wiped.

Americans can't tell the difference between donkey and arse. Or tourist
and terrorist. Or mirror and myrrh.


Not one of them, eh ?


Bound to be a few that can speak properly, probably born in the UK.


Even you should be able to manage better than that. Obviously not.

You need god bothering stupids to do that ****.

That's the whole point of religion, tell the most
stupid that they end up hell if they don't do that
sort of ****, so they keep doing that **** so they
don't end up in hell.

Nah, they do **** work to get paid.

Nope, they put their hand out to the state for
benefits.

Then remove them.

Not legal to do that.

Then change the law.

Not possible, the stupid god botherers outnumber us.

They must be exterminated.

Not even possible when there are only 5% of us.

I do not believe 95% believe in god.

They do anyway.

Stats show otherwise.

Like hell they do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demogr...United_Kingdom
9% but its much lower in the US.

39%.

The other 30% are actually stupid enough to believe that there
might
be
some god.

And you lot are rather more irreligious than most of the first and
second world.

That's because we're more intelligent than for example the
Americans.

Nope. It appears to be because quite a few of the
earliest that moved to yankeeland from england
particularly did so because of the religious
persecution they got in england so its hardly
surprising that that did produce more stupid
believers in america eventually.

In England back in those days there was more religion, so surely it
would be the atheists that would run away?


Nope, they just shut up and carried on regardless.

Much harder to keep quiet about your non CoE religion.

You lot even make Catholicism illegal and had a full civil war too.

And that that time were quite literally burning each other at the stake
too.

That's the Irish that are that stupid.


Nope, plenty of english too. And scots too.


Not nowadays. The Irish still are though.


Nope.

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Can we have more of Mike's kittens, please?

Coming soon. Promise.


Probably for the last time.

It will be soon time for them to go to new homes (apart from the
one
you
are keeping).

Book mother and daughter in for the snip at the same time, or we
will
have pictures of filthy sluts grand kittens in a couple of
months:-)

Why do so many people have this crazy idea that we should
mutilate
all
cat's genitalia? How would you feel if the government forced you
to
have your testicles removed? It's barbaric.

I can use a condom.

The point is we should never remove the choice of a person (or
animal).

What if they haven't the ability to judge the situation they are in ?

Since cats have been around for millennia, I think they're doing just
fine.

How they evolved and modern situation is very different.

Modern situation is artificial, created by us.

Sure, but that is the one we are talking about castrating and desexing
cats
in.


No need to. Let them live their own life.


Doesn't work, you have to kill too many as adult cats.


No need to kill any.

They aren't big destructive animals like elephants.


Sure, but enough of a nuisance that they
get trapped and taken to the pound and
killed there because no one wants them.


Only by moronic governments.

And they manage in that too.

No they don't population wise.

Reducing their numbers by mutilating them is inhumane.

So its much more humane to wait for them
to turn into adult cats and kill them then ?


Don't kill them at all.


Too expensive to keep feeding an ever growing
collection of cats furiously breeding at the pound.


Let them find their own food.

No point in un interfering

The alternative is to have lots of people killing surplus adult cats.

Surplus cats are not harmful,

Corse they are.


They are 50 times smaller than we are.


Rats and mice are even smaller and we kill them too.


They spread disease.

We don't cull birds.


We do when they start munching on the rice crop.


Farmers might.

it's not as though they're capable of killing people.

There are more harms than just being killed.


Like?


Going feral.


Doesn't harm humans.

We have people who attempt to ensure that surplus dogs in the pound
don't get killed but no one even trys with cats,

There are cat protection societies just like with dogs.

And even in that soggy little frigid island,
most of the surplus cats are killed.


There aren't surplus cats.


You seriously trying to claim that no pound ever kills any
surplus cats anywhere on that soggy little frigid island ?

You need to get out more.


THREE out of four pounds had no cats available for sale when I wanted one. That means there are not enough of them.

And that's where I tried to get my first cat from, except they'd run
out!

Because you hairy legged cross dressers eat them.


No, because too many people neuter their cats.

What do you 'think' haggis is made from ?


Almost nobody eats that revolting stuff.


Don't believe that. I just saw a video of the head of the Campbells
handing it out at their 'best of the west' pigout fest.


For a few weirdos.

Which only goes to show there are not enough cats.

Even sillier than you usually manage.


If there were none left,


There are plenty left. You've got 6 of the ****ers.


I had to search for them.

then we are over-culling them.


Nope, just desexing them so you don't get infested with them.


They're not dangerous.

its just not possible except where you barbarians eat them.

"You barbarians"? I think you'll find that's the Chinese.

They arent silly enough to eat haggis.


But they do eat cats and dogs. Legally.


Not anymore.


Says who?

And its never been legal
on that soggy little frigid island of yours.


Exactly, we're more civilised.

and claiming we have more rights than them.

Corse we do.

Says who?

Says anyone with even half a clue.


So you don't have a reason then,


Wrong, as always.

thought so.


Obvious lie.


Still waiting for your reasoning that we have more rights than cats.

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On 23/04/2017 18:51, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
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On 23/04/2017 04:34, Mike Tomlinson wrote:
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Can we have more of Mike's kittens, please?

Coming soon. Promise.


Probably for the last time.

It will be soon time for them to go to new homes (apart from
the
one
you
are keeping).

Book mother and daughter in for the snip at the same time, or
we
will
have pictures of filthy sluts grand kittens in a couple of
months:-)

Why do so many people have this crazy idea that we should
mutilate
all
cat's genitalia? How would you feel if the government forced
you
to
have your testicles removed? It's barbaric.

I can use a condom.

The point is we should never remove the choice of a person (or
animal).

What if they haven't the ability to judge the situation they are in
?

Since cats have been around for millennia, I think they're doing
just
fine.

How they evolved and modern situation is very different.

Modern situation is artificial, created by us.

Sure, but that is the one we are talking about castrating and desexing
cats
in.

No need to. Let them live their own life.


Doesn't work, you have to kill too many as adult cats.


No need to kill any.


Corse there is when no one wants them when they end
up in the pound. No point in huge pound cat farms.

They aren't big destructive animals like elephants.


Sure, but enough of a nuisance that they
get trapped and taken to the pound and
killed there because no one wants them.


Only by moronic governments.


By people sick of the feral cats.

Govts hardly ever do that.

And they manage in that too.

No they don't population wise.

Reducing their numbers by mutilating them is inhumane.

So its much more humane to wait for them
to turn into adult cats and kill them then ?


Don't kill them at all.


Too expensive to keep feeding an ever growing
collection of cats furiously breeding at the pound.


Let them find their own food.


They end up killing the birds.

No point in un interfering

The alternative is to have lots of people killing surplus adult cats.

Surplus cats are not harmful,

Corse they are.

They are 50 times smaller than we are.


Rats and mice are even smaller and we kill them too.


They spread disease.


Urban myth.

We don't cull birds.


We do when they start munching on the rice crop.


Farmers might.


No might about it.

it's not as though they're capable of killing people.

There are more harms than just being killed.

Like?


Going feral.


Doesn't harm humans.


Does harm the wildlife.

We have people who attempt to ensure that surplus dogs in the pound
don't get killed but no one even trys with cats,

There are cat protection societies just like with dogs.

And even in that soggy little frigid island,
most of the surplus cats are killed.


There aren't surplus cats.


You seriously trying to claim that no pound ever kills any
surplus cats anywhere on that soggy little frigid island ?

You need to get out more.


THREE out of four pounds had no cats available for sale when I wanted one.


That's because you barbarians eat them.

That means there are not enough of them.


**** all pounds are like that. Most kill
them because no one wants them.

And that's where I tried to get my first cat from, except they'd run
out!

Because you hairy legged cross dressers eat them.

No, because too many people neuter their cats.

What do you 'think' haggis is made from ?

Almost nobody eats that revolting stuff.


Don't believe that. I just saw a video of the head of the Campbells
handing it out at their 'best of the west' pigout fest.


For a few weirdos.


Hell of a lot more than a few.

Which only goes to show there are not enough cats.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

If there were none left,


There are plenty left. You've got 6 of the ****ers.


I had to search for them.


Doesn't happen around here, the pound has to kill them.

then we are over-culling them.


Nope, just desexing them so you don't get infested with them.


They're not dangerous.


Sure, but they are a damned nuisance.

its just not possible except where you barbarians eat them.

"You barbarians"? I think you'll find that's the Chinese.

They arent silly enough to eat haggis.

But they do eat cats and dogs. Legally.


Not anymore.


Says who?


The law.

And its never been legal on that soggy little frigid island of yours.


Exactly, we're more civilised.


That's very arguable.

and claiming we have more rights than them.

Corse we do.

Says who?

Says anyone with even half a clue.

So you don't have a reason then,


Wrong, as always.

thought so.


Obvious lie.


Still waiting for your reasoning that we have more rights than cats.


Don't need any, its obvious.

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What revolts me is my cat eats her kittens ****.

This is to protect the kittens from infection
(their immune systems won't be fully developed)
and from the smell attracting predators
(the kittens haven't learned to bury it yet).

Surely she should carry it or bury it or something?
Digesting it is only going to make her ill.

It doesn't with cats and dogs.

Imagine what would happen to your gut if you
were to eat all the **** 5 of your babies produced.

Cats work differently to humans.

Cats are pure minging!

Chrome failed to translate.

Find a Scots dictionary.

No such animal. You ****ers are illiterate.


Agreed, but I'm not one of them.

And actually the word's British not Scottish:
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/minging


Then you should be burnt at the stake, again.

And don't scream so loudly this time, it wakes
everyone up. Worse than a faulty alarm.


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Yeah, that's a massive downside with dogs, particularly
the ones that just bark because they are bored out of
their minds with the owner at work etc.

Mine never did that but would bark at any
visitors even if the one visitor showed up say
10 times in the one day for some reason as
they keep borrowing stuff to do some diy etc.

You seem to lend a lot of tools.

Yeah, I do. Mainly because since I build my house from scratch
on a bare block of land, I have a lot more tools than anyone
else does and don't mind lending them as long as its likely
they
wont get buggered or will be replaced if they do get buggered.

Even now, because of the garage sales where the stuff is so
cheap
that I always get something like a ladder or vice or still or
beer
capper that is better than what I currently have, I have lots
more
of almost everything than almost everyone I know.

I have something like 15 beer brewing barrel and so am the
obvious one to borrow one from if you need to borrow one.

You must be popular with your neighbours.

Yeah, I know them all and lend most of them quite a bit of stuff.
Respond first when their alarm goes off too, although another
of the neighbours is usually there pretty soon after I am.

Why bother?

Because we have all been burgled at one time or another.

I haven't.

You will be.

Most people never are.

Bull****. Bet you can't find a single
person in here that has never been.

48 houses in my street of 50.

What kind of place do you live in?

Just the same as most people where burglarys do happen.

Only happens regularly in cities here.

Bull****.

No, it's true. We aren't all thieves like you lot. Only cities full of
pakis have that problem.

In 17 years in my street of 50 houses (in a small town), there have
been
two burglaries, both non-standard.

That's because you're all povs/chavs with nothing work taking.

It's the chavvy areas where they have more thefts. They steal from each
other.

One was some golf clubs out of the boot of an open car. The other was
a
living room double glazing unit that had just been put in. Never
known
any house contents to go.

Then why does everyone have alarms that
you want to smash when they false trigger ?

They don't, there are only two alarms at this end of the street.

The house one house away has just recently been burnt to the ground
by
a
complete ****ing loony, fortunately when the owners were away on
holiday.

Are Aussies all neanderthals or something?

Nope, this one was quite literally barking mad. She was 'living'
up in the roof of what you lot call a council house because she
believed that her place was inhabited by demons. That's why
she torched the place next but one to my place, she believed
it was too.

Was she jailed?

Nar, off to the loony bin. Quite literally barking mad.

I fail to see the point, they can't cure it.

It stops them burning other houses down because
they believe they are infested with demons too.


So would jail.


Sure, but we don't jail loonys for being loonys.


Should do. A loony bin serves the same purpose.

We don't put them all in loony bins. We have one
'homeless' fella who is notorious in this town, you
see him walking around talking to himself quite a
bit. He gets a loaf of bread from a supermarket that
I usually visit after the garage sale run and one time
he was quite literally barking at the top of his voice
as he walked away with his loaf of bread in his hand.

Don't you have a police force?

Corse we do, but it isnt possible for cops
to avoid everything like that happening.

From what I've heard they seem to concentrate on the easy **** like
speeding motorists.

They didn't with this one and caught her quite quickly.

99.99999% of alarms are false.

It isnt as high as that with most of the neighbours.

It is here.

I don't believe that.

I must hear one every couple of weeks. Yet only two burglaries in 17
years.

So it isnt just your cats that are barking
mad, its all your neighbours too.

No, it's the alarms that are ****.

Annoying alarms with no burglar in sight.

Sure, most of ours are too, but nothing like that high a percentage.

People have motion/vibration sensors, probably picking up a cat
through
the window or a bird hitting the window.

Our are mostly PIRs in the house.

Which will see movement of a cat.

Not with the best of the dual mode ones that
can work out the sized of what they see move.


Pity everyone doesn't use those.


Yeah, they certainly cost more.

Something is causing false alarms and waking me up. And you.


Hardly ever wakes me up, just that one night when it kept going
off right thru the night. Easily fixed, didn't happen again.


Brick through it?

The house one house away going up in flames certainly woke me up.
Not quite sure what actually woke me up, but I looked out the kitchen
window and noticef a ****ing great column of flames lighting up the sky.

Think there may well have been quite a bang when she lit it
after pouring lots of accelerant around inside the house.


My parents' neighbour's house went up in smoke (well the roof) because of a loose incoming electric feed. Unbelievably, those wires are not fused. It severely damaged the transformer across the street too. Also unbelievably, the fire service had no access to turn off the power, and were too pansy to put it out without switching it off first. There are such things as earthed hoses.... Anyway, because of the delay, half the house was destroyed. The insurance company should have sued the electric board and the fire service for utter incompetence.

If I call the police they don't care.

I go and check myself to see if it's a false alarm or not.

I don't, unless it's 3am, then I go and find out who I'm to yell at
when
they return home.

I usually don't bother to ring the neighbour when their
system false alarms, he can see it on the alarm system
when he gets home and can see that I checked that it was
a false alarm from the camera footage that he checks now.

First question they ask is "can you see a burglar". If not, they
don't
bother coming out.

And that is the sensible way to operate.

Most burglars would hide out of sight if they saw someone looking..

Not even possible with my neighbour's place.

Must be a small place if they can't hide.

Nope, just nowhere to hide with the way I check everything.
Massive great pool and the immense shed take up most of
the backyard. There the fence down the side of the house is
about 6' from the side of the house and is one obvious place
to hide, but I always go down there because it's the obvious
place to try to jemmy a window where no one can see you.

The windows on the other side open onto the massive great
carport that is in front of the massive great brick garage and
anyone trying to jemmy one of those windows can be seen
from the street doing that.

It's up to us to take the alarm off the wall with a brick.

Ours time out. It's a legal requirement.

Legal requirement here, but there's a loophole. After 15 minutes it
must
shut off, but it's allowed to start again something like 5 minutes
later!

Yeah, ours do too, but they don't usually false alarm again
immediately.

The ones here seem to run again and again until someone shuts them off.

Stupid design. None of ours do that.

They should sound for 15 minutes, then stop forever until they're reset.

Ours don't have to stop forever, they are welcome
to go off again if there is another alarm trigger.


Or the same one intermittently.


That only happened the once with the one next door.

There is another one quite a few houses away, next door to a mate of mine
which does go off quite a lot, every few weeks, but its far away enough to
ignore. No one lives there apparently so it times out every time.


Faults usually don't go away, so if it's a false alarm, it goes all ****ing night.

I have had the neighbours one do that the one time, forget what the
problem was, think one of the PIRs inside the house failed or
something.

Alarms are a ****ing nuisance.

But do get the neighbours here checking when
they go off because we all know each other very
well indeed some of us for over 50 years now.

And here we realise that the electronics are too sensitive and have
probably detected a cat touching a pane of glass.

It was like that for a while, but retweeking the system fixed that.

Clearly installers or DIYers here are too stupid to do that.

He wasn't. Not that cheap to get it retweeked tho.

They aren't exactly complicated devices,

They are for that sort of false triggering in unusual situations.


Elaborate.


An alarm that is smart enough to work out that it's a balloon
that has been sitting up on the ceiling that has eventually run
out of helium and has drifted to the floor isnt a common enough
situation for any alarm designer to allow for and not trigger on.


They should work by infrared, then they only detect living creatures like burglars.

could do it themselves ffs.

He's very capable with machinery and pumped irrigation, he's
the mega farmer, but doesn't know much about electronics.

Anyway, even if each alarm that's installed gives only one false alarm
before being tweaked, that is WAY too much noise pollution. It's an
extremely irritating sound.

I'm not that obsessive. I'd rather they didn't ever false alarm,
but given that we have all been burgled at one time, I don't
mind having to put the phone in my pocket, wander around
their place checking if it's a false alarm and yawning when it is.

Didn't even mind it going off all thru the night the one time.

ALL NIGHT?! That would drive me insane enough to beat the **** out of
the fool that owned the alarm.

Yes, you are that loony.

I'd be so ****ed off I wouldn't care if I was done for assault.

Yes, you are that loony.


A sleepless night is completely unforgivable.


It wasn't a sleepless night, I slept fine, just noticed
a few times that it was still going off thru the night.


I'm a light sleeper. Interrupting my sleep is a cardinal sin.

No system is ever perfect.

Which is why they shouldn't have them at all.

Even sillier than you usually manage.


Most people here do not have alarms. They aren't burgled.


Because there is nothing worth stealing with you povs/chavs.


********. We have a similar GNP to you.

Perhaps your country should lock up more crims?


Much too expensive.


Kill them then.

The last time the grandkids had been there for a birthday party.
Everyone
had left and after a few days the helium had leaked out of a balloon
up
on the ceiling and it drifted down to the floor and set the alarm
off.

Which only goes to show alarms are not intelligent enough for their
task.

Sure. But it isnt economically practical to have a system
that allows for stuff like that with residential houses.

You don't see the banks systems false triggering with stuff like that.

Banks have a lot to lose. The extremely minor chance of losing a TV is
not enough to have an alarm.

You don't just lose the TV. And you don't lose the TV much anymore,
they're not exactly portable anymore and the stupid druggys that are
doing the burglarys don't have any way of moving stuff that big around.


There is nothing easy to carry that's worth much nowadays.


That's bull**** with tablets, phones, laptops, jewellery etc etc.


Only a fool has an expensive tablet. they're cheap as **** nowadays.

One of the neighbours lost a wedding dress.


An item of clothing shouldn't cost much.

My drunk of a neighbour who used to **** stupid teenagers
had one of them take a brand new gas heater, dump it over
at my place behind my screen wall, presumably planning to
get a mate to show up in a car and take it home later. It was
big enough so it was a bit big to carry far.


They hid it in your property and thought nobody would notice?!

On one other occasion you could see where someone had tried
to jemmy a window and had got scared off by the alarm and had
put a chair against the back fence and gone over it on the way out.

I doubt a burglar would run away from an alarm here as nobody looks.

Bet they would keep an eye out for someone looking.

If the burglar is in the living room with the curtains shut, nobody can
see them.

I can see how they got into the house.


Not if they pry the door open then close it afterwards.


The pry marks stand out like dogs balls.


Funny you should say that, one of my cats has enormous testicles. They're almost as big as human ones. I thought cat testes were supposed to be inside?

On another occasion the crim was visible on the surveillance
cameras that were installed after the previous incident.

Cameras are a much better idea than alarms. They don't wake everyone
up.

But don't warn the burglar off

They do if they're visible.

Nope, his are visible and gets the at least one fool trying it anyway.


Electric fences then.


Doesn't work with humans.


The military disagrees.

You should also have hidden ones viewing the visible ones, so they can
get
done for breaking them.

Only if they can be identified from the footage.
That's hardly ever true.

and are mostly pretty useless for putting the druggy burglar in jail.

A picture of him in the act of stealing is enough evidence.

Only if you can work out who it was.

Even with retail shops, the burglars usually have enough of
a clue to cover their faces with a balaclava etc so the footage
doesn't see one of the local cops say "that's that bugger fred
again" and frog march him off to the magistrate.

Burglary must be a big business over there.

Nope.


Well you got a lot more than I do.


Yep, lots more worth stealing.

Mate of mine saw the cat staring out the window at something.

Turned out some arseholes were pushing the car down the driveway
onto the street and were planning to push start it there.


Surely you need the key?

Here it's just a few idiots that aren't bright enough to cover their
faces.

Yep, yours are all morons. Our arent.


Clever criminals. I guess that comes from the breeding.


Nope, they didn't even manage to invent clothes and houses in
a place as cold and soggy as Tasmania. Almost as bad as Scotland.

They did manage to work out what the later immigrants brought with them tho.


Clothes are for pussies.

And even if that's possible, he'll have flogged the stuff
to his drug dealer before the cops can find him anyway.

Legalise drugs, remove the problem.

Have fun listing even a single modern first or
second world country that has gone that route.


Just because it hasn't been tried doesn't mean it wouldn't work.


It was tried, even by you lot. None of it was illegal at one time.

Black market drugs cause crime. Legalised rugs (like alcohol) don't.


That last is a pig ignorant lie. Plenty of the crime is drunks breaking
into grog shops to get more grog. Cigarettes in spades.


Funny how at least 5 US states have now legalised cannabis, and they're doing well.

Much better to have the alarm go off, someone like me
show up and scare him off before he gets into the house.

And a ****ing loud bark too. One time I was over at
the shops around the corner which must be atleast
500m or more away and it was perfectly obviously
that a visitor had showed up at my place.

Remote burglar alarm.

Yeah, didn't work with work tho, much too far away to hear..

And no one was ever game to try stealing anything
with that ****ing great alsatian inside the house
going bananas at anyone stupid enough to try it.

Why are people scared of dogs?

Why are people scared of mice, spiders, snakes etc ?

Spiders are disgusting,

Only if you are neurotic about spiders.

More legs than body, simply wrong.

No reason to be scared of them.

I'm more disgusted than scared.

No reason to be disgusted either.

More leg than body, that's simply wrong.

No reason to be disgusted about that.


Disgustion (that really should be a word) is not something you can
control.


Yes, you are that ****ed between the ears.

Same with arachnophobia and being terrified of mice.


Which is something not limited to me.

Our ****ing great huntsmans that can be as big as your hand
are quite interesting. I had one as pet when I was a kid.

YUCK!

You're actually terrified of them, like stupid women and mice.


The world would be better off without them.


Nope, they kills a lot of stuff like mosquitoes and flys.


So do nicer animals like swallows.

I just squash the redbacks. Let the daddy long legs do their thing..

I do fly spray the bugger that insists on living in my car wing
mirrors, but that's because its web is a nuisance there.

I hoover up spiders and other insects, then seal the end of the pipe.
By
the time the bag is emptied, they're all dead.

I don't bother to hoover at all, complete waste of time.


You never hoover your house?!


Never. Broom is much quicker.


********. The hoover sucks it up. With the broom you have to keep moving the dirt about then collect it. Brooms are what we used 100 years ago before electricity. You're not like Italy are you? Where they only have 3kW per house and have difficulty using high powered kettles?

Ever had one enter your mouth while you're sleeping?

I don't sleep with my mouth open.

How do you know?

I don't get a dry mouth.

Saliva.

Not if you're sleeping with your mouth open.


How would that stop saliva?


It drys out.


Then is recreated.

I don't snore either.

Neither do I, I was told I don't. But observing if someone sleeps with
their mouth open would be unusual.

Not with viable parents it isnt.


Your parents watch you sleeping?


Viable parents do check their kids occasionally,
mostly to see that they havent thrown off all
the bedclothes etc.


So what if they throw them off?

Anyway, who's to say you sleep the same as when you were a kid?

I'd rather they didn't exist on the planet.

They likely feel the same way about you.

That's their problem. I can stand on them and kill them. I am
superior.

Cant stand on daddy long legs, they are up at ceiling level.

That's what the hoover is for. We have tool use.

Stupid waste of my time. I've got much better things to
do that hoover up spiders because I am terrified of them.


I like a clean house.


More fool you.


Minger!

They don't pay rent,


Neither do your cats and birds.


I chose to have them here.

they don't live here,


They do actually.


Not when I'm finished with them.

a lot of snakes are poisonous.

Hardly any of them are.

Prove it.

Look at the stats.

Actually ALL snakes are venemous.

Pigs arse they are. Pythons kill by
wrapping themselves around the prey.

They're still venemous.

Nope.


Yes, just not deadly venom.


Nope, no venom at all.


Look, I heard it on QI, so it's true.

It's the way we evolved presumably.

Same reason most cats are scared of cucumbers etc.

I tried that with mine, all 5 did nothing.

Sure, but yours are clearly damned weird. Not one of the cats
in those videos of Dave's do anything like yours do with cat flaps.

And mine aren't stupid enough to react to a dead vegetable.

But clearly some are.

I tried 6 cats!

Sure but they are so inbred that they are barking mad.

Jumping at a cucumber is mad.

Sure, its likely some evolutionary quirk.

Mine don't do that, so they're more sensible.

Too stupid to even notice the cucumber more likely.


They see it and ignore it, like any other object placed next to them.


Even a plate of cat food ?


Apart from that obviously.

Those youtube videos arent faked.

Probably American cats, they're probably as stupid as the people.

Neither are dave's cat flap videos.

Pretty easy to kill/stun/scare off a dog using a heavy
implement.

You wont do that with the big dogs.

A rock slammed into their face would stop them.

Nope, you'd get savaged picking up the rock.

I'd like to see them try.

Plenty of crims not only see them try, they feel them do it.

Then their reactions are slower than mine.

Nope, you don't have a ****ing clue how those dogs operate.

Never had a problem with people's big dogs here, including ones I've
been
told will remove my hand.

You've never come across the ones trained to go after crims.


We don't have enough crims to need them.


Corse you do and you do have them.


Not many. Only got a few for drug sniffing.

On several occasions I've been caught petting a huge dog and the owner
comes running out worried I'm going to get injured.

Sure, most dog owners don't have a ****ing clue about dogs.


Agreed.

Or burrrrglarrr alarrrrrum as they say in Glasgow.

And he had the cheek to report me for noisy parrots.

Yeah, they can be quite noisy. I have a long run of very
big gum trees etc down the 100' long side of the house
and we get big swarms of galahs, 50-100 birds in the
flock, show up and all camp overnight in my trees,
jabbering away to each other about the state of my jungle.

I blocked off my bedroom window with sound insulation so I
can't
hear
the
neighbours when I'm in bed.

I only have massive great 8'x8' patio doors instead of
windows in the bedrooms and the heavy armoured
glass is surprisingly effective against most noise.

Armoured glass?

Toughened glass so even if you try walking thru it by accident,

Most people aren't that stupid.

Yes, but the law requires that with patio doors because some
are and the results can be very dramatic when they do that.

Why does the law protect the stupid?

Because they can be kids who don't know any better etc.

Being a kid is no excuse for being as stupid as a housefly.

All kids have to learn stuff.

They should learn what glass is long before they're walking about on
their
own.

Not that it isnt hard to try walking thru a massive great patio door..


Eh?


The door is so large that it isnt always obvious if its open or not.


Most people can see the refractions and reflections caused by a pane of glass.

My parrots don't fly into the window....

I regularly get birds trying to fly thru mine, mainly because the
main room has 5 massive great 8'x8' patio doors, 2 on one side
and 3 on the other.


Try these: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122383941716


Some like the peewees would attack them.


WTF is a peewee?

They do with the magpies.

All that does is make the next generation even more useless than the
current one.

We do in fact do a lot better than cave men did.
They couldn't drive cars and fly planes etc.

They probably could if they existed.

Nope, we know they can't because people showed up in
them with the few remaining savages and found they couldn't.

Someone in our society who had never driven a car couldn't ether. Just
watch a learner driver get in a car for the first time.

The most stupid in PNG ended up with a full religion with the
silly buggers praying to skys for more stuff to show up in a plane..

Anyone religious is stupid. The world is still full of them.

I waited till he went to sleep then put equally powerful
speakers
against the dividing wall. He moved out after only 1 year.

Can be interesting when you walk out of the
house and the entire crew all take off at once.

And **** all over my car.

I was thinking your head.

Nar, that's never happened.

I once had a seagull **** in some chips I'd just bought.

I did just the once have bird **** on me as it
flew past as a kid, but never any other time.

Lots of birds around currently, we had the wettest
5 months on record thru the winter here.

Been very dry up here. England is considering hosepipe bans. I
ignore
those, they're pointless, 96% of water usage is industrial.

I mostly just notice the sillier calls some of them
have and make snide remarks about bird brains.

What is a "silly" bird call?

I'll record one. Remarkably silly.

[waits]

Didn't hear any yesterday.

[waits more]

Still none, and since its sposed to drizzle a bit today, unlikely to
be
any
today either.

Soggy continent :-) I haven't had rain in weeks.

We didn't for months. Only got 7mm. More due on Tuesday tho.

How do you guys get enough drinking water?

I'm in an irrigation area. The water is collected in the Snowy Scheme
which has immense dams and it comes from there thru the existing
rivers and we use it from there.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowy_Mountains_Scheme

Do you have desalination plants?

Some of the capital citys do. They don't produce
most of the water for those capital citys tho.

His complaint failed, as by law the council had to tell me
they
were going to make a recording, so I put them indoors :-)

That's when he poisoned the cats and they ended up so
weird }-(

I didn't have them at that point. Another neighbour has
reported
me
to
the SSPCA for having "15 underfed cats breeding out of
control".
They
came round and found 5 cats well looked after. I told them to
fine
them
for wasting the charity's time, but apparently it happens all
the
time
and they don't care?

I've only ever had the one complaint to the council, when the
silly woman who I know so well that they chose to buy the bare
block of land next to me after we were all living in that block
of flats discovered a snake. Not even a poisonous one.

They complained about you because of a snake?!

Yep, I don't bother to mow my lawns and it's a bit of a jungle.

Lot of a jungle, actually.

Not really your fault then.

True.

Did they think it was your pet?

Nope.

Did they not realise they are living wild in Australia?

It was just her, he's not that stupid.

Women are of lower intelligence.

That one certainly is. Rabid god botherer too.

Oh dear. They ought to eradicate all god worshippers. Bring back
Hitler.

Bit hard, the corpse was burnt and we havent worked
out how to clone humans from burnt bones yet.

Or someone similar.

No one has got within a bulls roar of him for centurys.

Even Vlad the Impaler wasn't a patch on him.

Trump and BNP are getting there.

Nope, nothing even remotely like it.


Gotta start somewhere.


He'll never get within a bulls roar of what Adolf managed.


You'll see.

Soon it will be too late.


Nope. They'll never amount to a hill of beans, you watch.


They multiply like rabbits. At our expense.

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What revolts me is my cat eats her kittens ****.

This is to protect the kittens from infection
(their immune systems won't be fully developed)
and from the smell attracting predators
(the kittens haven't learned to bury it yet).

Surely she should carry it or bury it or something?
Digesting it is only going to make her ill.

It doesn't with cats and dogs.

Imagine what would happen to your gut if you
were to eat all the **** 5 of your babies produced.

Cats work differently to humans.

Cats are pure minging!

Chrome failed to translate.

Find a Scots dictionary.

No such animal. You ****ers are illiterate.

Agreed, but I'm not one of them.

And actually the word's British not Scottish:
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/minging


Then you should be burnt at the stake, again.

And don't scream so loudly this time, it wakes
everyone up. Worse than a faulty alarm.


We invented the language


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the smell attracting predators (the kittens haven't
learned to bury it yet).

Mine used the tray from the day it was put down. Only one
little
accident. Mornings are funny, I empty and clean the tray and put
it
down
with fresh litter and they all charge for it. Synchronised
pooing
ensues.

Perhaps a little too much info, but at least Pounder will be
happy
as
a
pig
in **** that they don't use his award winning garden.

Award winning my arse.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/d89cxd9nln...cycle.jpg?dl=0

Fark, where are the plastic butterflys ?

He does go on about those. I think he's mentally insane.

Better than bodily insane or spiritually insane I spose.

Must be ****ing mad to have white gravel around the grass, must
be a complete ****ing waste of time when mowing the grass.

He has some odd obsessions, including gates. Gates with no locks so
people can get in anyway, so utterly useless.

Not completely useless, they work fine for keeping dogs in the yard.

You mean they're not bright enough to stay?

Its got nothing to do with bright enough. Dogs love to
wander around and see what other dogs have been around.

When I was building the house, one of the neighbours dogs
used to have a very regular run, trotting around the same
route by itself every day, regular as clockwork. Hilarious.

When I was walking a km or two to pick the car up after
it was in for a wheel alignment, there was an alsatian
doing the same thing down the km or more long street,
stopping at every tree or gate post to see who had just
****ed on it and ****ed on it himself. Very determined
and single minded.

That's the way dogs operate.

Plenty of cats do too. That one of Adams that he had to
kill had a routine that as soon as Adam had left for work
would head over to one of the neighbours places for a
second breakfast, regular as clockwork. The young girl
who lived there thought it was hilarious.

There you go then, your neighbours don't seem to have a problem with
free roaming dogs.

Some of them do actually. One just had their cat killed by a roaming
Husky.

Another is so ****ing stupid she carrys a whip with her whenever she goes
out walking and doesnt dare to move more than a couple of blocks.


Sounds like it's the neighbours that are the problem, not the dogs.


Not too many kill cats by biting them.


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Yeah, that's a massive downside with dogs, particularly
the ones that just bark because they are bored out of
their minds with the owner at work etc.

Mine never did that but would bark at any
visitors even if the one visitor showed up say
10 times in the one day for some reason as
they keep borrowing stuff to do some diy etc.

You seem to lend a lot of tools.

Yeah, I do. Mainly because since I build my house from
scratch
on a bare block of land, I have a lot more tools than anyone
else does and don't mind lending them as long as its likely
they
wont get buggered or will be replaced if they do get
buggered.

Even now, because of the garage sales where the stuff is so
cheap
that I always get something like a ladder or vice or still or
beer
capper that is better than what I currently have, I have lots
more
of almost everything than almost everyone I know.

I have something like 15 beer brewing barrel and so am the
obvious one to borrow one from if you need to borrow one.

You must be popular with your neighbours.

Yeah, I know them all and lend most of them quite a bit of
stuff.
Respond first when their alarm goes off too, although another
of the neighbours is usually there pretty soon after I am.

Why bother?

Because we have all been burgled at one time or another.

I haven't.

You will be.

Most people never are.

Bull****. Bet you can't find a single
person in here that has never been.

48 houses in my street of 50.

What kind of place do you live in?

Just the same as most people where burglarys do happen.

Only happens regularly in cities here.

Bull****.

No, it's true. We aren't all thieves like you lot. Only cities full
of
pakis have that problem.

In 17 years in my street of 50 houses (in a small town), there have
been
two burglaries, both non-standard.

That's because you're all povs/chavs with nothing work taking.

It's the chavvy areas where they have more thefts. They steal from
each
other.

One was some golf clubs out of the boot of an open car. The other
was
a
living room double glazing unit that had just been put in. Never
known
any house contents to go.

Then why does everyone have alarms that
you want to smash when they false trigger ?

They don't, there are only two alarms at this end of the street.

The house one house away has just recently been burnt to the
ground
by
a
complete ****ing loony, fortunately when the owners were away on
holiday.

Are Aussies all neanderthals or something?

Nope, this one was quite literally barking mad. She was 'living'
up in the roof of what you lot call a council house because she
believed that her place was inhabited by demons. That's why
she torched the place next but one to my place, she believed
it was too.

Was she jailed?

Nar, off to the loony bin. Quite literally barking mad.

I fail to see the point, they can't cure it.

It stops them burning other houses down because
they believe they are infested with demons too.


So would jail.


Sure, but we don't jail loonys for being loonys.


Should do. A loony bin serves the same purpose.


Much cheaper to leave them roaming the streets.

We don't put them all in loony bins. We have one
'homeless' fella who is notorious in this town, you
see him walking around talking to himself quite a
bit. He gets a loaf of bread from a supermarket that
I usually visit after the garage sale run and one time
he was quite literally barking at the top of his voice
as he walked away with his loaf of bread in his hand.

Don't you have a police force?

Corse we do, but it isnt possible for cops
to avoid everything like that happening.

From what I've heard they seem to concentrate on the easy ****
like
speeding motorists.

They didn't with this one and caught her quite quickly.

99.99999% of alarms are false.

It isnt as high as that with most of the neighbours.

It is here.

I don't believe that.

I must hear one every couple of weeks. Yet only two burglaries in
17
years.

So it isnt just your cats that are barking
mad, its all your neighbours too.

No, it's the alarms that are ****.

Annoying alarms with no burglar in sight.

Sure, most of ours are too, but nothing like that high a
percentage.

People have motion/vibration sensors, probably picking up a cat
through
the window or a bird hitting the window.

Our are mostly PIRs in the house.

Which will see movement of a cat.

Not with the best of the dual mode ones that
can work out the sized of what they see move.


Pity everyone doesn't use those.


Yeah, they certainly cost more.

Something is causing false alarms and waking me up. And you.


Hardly ever wakes me up, just that one night when it kept going
off right thru the night. Easily fixed, didn't happen again.


Brick through it?


Nope, they fixed it.

The house one house away going up in flames certainly woke me up.
Not quite sure what actually woke me up, but I looked out the kitchen
window and noticed a ****ing great column of flames lighting up the sky.

Think there may well have been quite a bang when she lit it
after pouring lots of accelerant around inside the house.


My parents' neighbour's house went up in smoke (well the roof) because of
a loose incoming electric feed. Unbelievably, those wires are not fused.


Ours are. Massive great china fuse holders about 5" square attached to
the barge board with a single huge round cylindrical fuse for each phase.
You pull the ceramic fuse holder out downwards to charge the fuse.

It severely damaged the transformer across the street too.


Stupid way to do things.

Also unbelievably, the fire service had no access to turn off the power,


We have massive great switches on the street poles
but they switch the power off for the whole street.

and were too pansy to put it out without switching it off first.


Yeah, too much risk of electrocution.

There are such things as earthed hoses....


Nope. The hoses are made of canvas so they can be rolled up flat.

And even with a conductive element in the hose, the
truck and pump arent earthed, they are on rubber tires.

Anyway, because of the delay, half the house was destroyed.


Yeah, doesnt take much to cause significant damage.

The insurance company should have sued the electric board and the fire
service for utter incompetence.


Would have been a complete waste of money, the insurance
company wouldnt have had a hope in hell of winning that action.

If I call the police they don't care.

I go and check myself to see if it's a false alarm or not.

I don't, unless it's 3am, then I go and find out who I'm to yell at
when
they return home.

I usually don't bother to ring the neighbour when their
system false alarms, he can see it on the alarm system
when he gets home and can see that I checked that it was
a false alarm from the camera footage that he checks now.

First question they ask is "can you see a burglar". If not, they
don't
bother coming out.

And that is the sensible way to operate.

Most burglars would hide out of sight if they saw someone looking.

Not even possible with my neighbour's place.

Must be a small place if they can't hide.

Nope, just nowhere to hide with the way I check everything.
Massive great pool and the immense shed take up most of
the backyard. There the fence down the side of the house is
about 6' from the side of the house and is one obvious place
to hide, but I always go down there because it's the obvious
place to try to jemmy a window where no one can see you.

The windows on the other side open onto the massive great
carport that is in front of the massive great brick garage and
anyone trying to jemmy one of those windows can be seen
from the street doing that.

It's up to us to take the alarm off the wall with a brick.

Ours time out. It's a legal requirement.

Legal requirement here, but there's a loophole. After 15 minutes it
must
shut off, but it's allowed to start again something like 5 minutes
later!

Yeah, ours do too, but they don't usually false alarm again
immediately.

The ones here seem to run again and again until someone shuts them
off.

Stupid design. None of ours do that.

They should sound for 15 minutes, then stop forever until they're
reset.

Ours don't have to stop forever, they are welcome
to go off again if there is another alarm trigger.

Or the same one intermittently.


That only happened the once with the one next door.

There is another one quite a few houses away, next door to a mate of mine
which does go off quite a lot, every few weeks, but its far away enough
to
ignore. No one lives there apparently so it times out every time.


Faults usually don't go away,


Plenty of them do, particularly when its water getting in when its raining.

so if it's a false alarm, it goes all ****ing night.


Nope. Well designed alarms time out and wont
go off again until its been reset manually.

Thats the legal requirement.

I have had the neighbours one do that the one time, forget what the
problem was, think one of the PIRs inside the house failed or
something.

Alarms are a ****ing nuisance.

But do get the neighbours here checking when
they go off because we all know each other very
well indeed some of us for over 50 years now.

And here we realise that the electronics are too sensitive and
have
probably detected a cat touching a pane of glass.

It was like that for a while, but retweeking the system fixed that.

Clearly installers or DIYers here are too stupid to do that.

He wasn't. Not that cheap to get it retweeked tho.

They aren't exactly complicated devices,

They are for that sort of false triggering in unusual situations.

Elaborate.


An alarm that is smart enough to work out that it's a balloon
that has been sitting up on the ceiling that has eventually run
out of helium and has drifted to the floor isnt a common enough
situation for any alarm designer to allow for and not trigger on.


They should work by infrared, then they only detect living creatures like
burglars.


Certainly dual mode sensors are much
more reliable, but much more expensive too.

could do it themselves ffs.

He's very capable with machinery and pumped irrigation, he's
the mega farmer, but doesn't know much about electronics.

Anyway, even if each alarm that's installed gives only one false
alarm
before being tweaked, that is WAY too much noise pollution. It's an
extremely irritating sound.

I'm not that obsessive. I'd rather they didn't ever false alarm,
but given that we have all been burgled at one time, I don't
mind having to put the phone in my pocket, wander around
their place checking if it's a false alarm and yawning when it is.

Didn't even mind it going off all thru the night the one time.

ALL NIGHT?! That would drive me insane enough to beat the **** out of
the fool that owned the alarm.

Yes, you are that loony.

I'd be so ****ed off I wouldn't care if I was done for assault.

Yes, you are that loony.


A sleepless night is completely unforgivable.


It wasn't a sleepless night, I slept fine, just noticed
a few times that it was still going off thru the night.


I'm a light sleeper.


Your problem.

Interrupting my sleep is a cardinal sin.


Nope. If I was your neighbour I'd have something
automated to keep waking you up right thru every night.

No system is ever perfect.

Which is why they shouldn't have them at all.

Even sillier than you usually manage.


Most people here do not have alarms. They aren't burgled.


Because there is nothing worth stealing with you povs/chavs.


********. We have a similar GNP to you.


GNP is irrelevant with you hovel infesters.

Perhaps your country should lock up more crims?


Much too expensive.


Kill them then.


Lot cheaper to kill you.

The last time the grandkids had been there for a birthday party.
Everyone had left and after a few days the helium had leaked out of
a balloon up on the ceiling and it drifted down to the floor and
set the alarm off.

Which only goes to show alarms are not intelligent enough for their
task.

Sure. But it isnt economically practical to have a system
that allows for stuff like that with residential houses.

You don't see the banks systems false triggering with stuff like
that.

Banks have a lot to lose. The extremely minor chance of losing a TV
is
not enough to have an alarm.

You don't just lose the TV. And you don't lose the TV much anymore,
they're not exactly portable anymore and the stupid druggys that are
doing the burglarys don't have any way of moving stuff that big around.


There is nothing easy to carry that's worth much nowadays.


That's bull**** with tablets, phones, laptops, jewellery etc etc.


Only a fool has an expensive tablet. they're cheap as **** nowadays.


Still worth stealing for pathetic druggys.

One of the neighbours lost a wedding dress.


An item of clothing shouldn't cost much.


You've clearly never bought a wedding dress.

My drunk of a neighbour who used to **** stupid teenagers
had one of them take a brand new gas heater, dump it over
at my place behind my screen wall, presumably planning to
get a mate to show up in a car and take it home later. It was
big enough so it was a bit big to carry far.


They hid it in your property and thought nobody would notice?!


Not hide so much as just put it on the other side of my wing wall.

Presumably they were hoping to be able to get the mate
to show up in a car and pick it up before anyone noticed.

Most likely either that person refused or there was some
other reason why that didnt happen before I noticed it.

On one other occasion you could see where someone had tried
to jemmy a window and had got scared off by the alarm and had
put a chair against the back fence and gone over it on the way out.

I doubt a burglar would run away from an alarm here as nobody looks.

Bet they would keep an eye out for someone looking.

If the burglar is in the living room with the curtains shut, nobody
can
see them.

I can see how they got into the house.

Not if they pry the door open then close it afterwards.


The pry marks stand out like dogs balls.


Funny you should say that, one of my cats has enormous testicles. They're
almost as big as human ones. I thought cat testes were supposed to be
inside?


Nope.

On another occasion the crim was visible on the surveillance
cameras that were installed after the previous incident.

Cameras are a much better idea than alarms. They don't wake
everyone up.

But don't warn the burglar off

They do if they're visible.

Nope, his are visible and gets the at least one fool trying it anyway.


Electric fences then.


Doesn't work with humans.


The military disagrees.


They use minefields, not electric fences.

You should also have hidden ones viewing the visible ones, so they can
get done for breaking them.

Only if they can be identified from the footage.
That's hardly ever true.

and are mostly pretty useless for putting the druggy burglar in jail.

A picture of him in the act of stealing is enough evidence.

Only if you can work out who it was.

Even with retail shops, the burglars usually have enough of
a clue to cover their faces with a balaclava etc so the footage
doesn't see one of the local cops say "that's that bugger fred
again" and frog march him off to the magistrate.

Burglary must be a big business over there.

Nope.

Well you got a lot more than I do.


Yep, lots more worth stealing.

Mate of mine saw the cat staring out the window at something.

Turned out some arseholes were pushing the car down the driveway
onto the street and were planning to push start it there.


Surely you need the key?


Depends on the age of the car. That was back in 85

Here it's just a few idiots that aren't bright enough to cover their
faces.

Yep, yours are all morons. Our arent.

Clever criminals. I guess that comes from the breeding.


Nope, they didn't even manage to invent clothes and houses in
a place as cold and soggy as Tasmania. Almost as bad as Scotland.

They did manage to work out what the later immigrants brought with them
tho.


Clothes are for pussies.


Yes, you need to move to the Artic and go without. Please.

And even if that's possible, he'll have flogged the stuff
to his drug dealer before the cops can find him anyway.

Legalise drugs, remove the problem.

Have fun listing even a single modern first or
second world country that has gone that route.

Just because it hasn't been tried doesn't mean it wouldn't work.


It was tried, even by you lot. None of it was illegal at one time.

Black market drugs cause crime. Legalised rugs (like alcohol) don't.


That last is a pig ignorant lie. Plenty of the crime is drunks breaking
into grog shops to get more grog. Cigarettes in spades.


Funny how at least 5 US states have now legalised cannabis,


Irrelevant to what happens with crime there.

and they're doing well.


Crime hasnt stopped.

Much better to have the alarm go off, someone like me
show up and scare him off before he gets into the house.

And a ****ing loud bark too. One time I was over at
the shops around the corner which must be atleast
500m or more away and it was perfectly obviously
that a visitor had showed up at my place.

Remote burglar alarm.

Yeah, didn't work with work tho, much too far away to hear.

And no one was ever game to try stealing anything
with that ****ing great alsatian inside the house
going bananas at anyone stupid enough to try it.

Why are people scared of dogs?

Why are people scared of mice, spiders, snakes etc ?

Spiders are disgusting,

Only if you are neurotic about spiders.

More legs than body, simply wrong.

No reason to be scared of them.

I'm more disgusted than scared.

No reason to be disgusted either.

More leg than body, that's simply wrong.

No reason to be disgusted about that.

Disgustion (that really should be a word) is not something you can
control.


Yes, you are that ****ed between the ears.

Same with arachnophobia and being terrified of mice.


Which is something not limited to me.


Sure, you've never been unique.

Our ****ing great huntsmans that can be as big as your hand
are quite interesting. I had one as pet when I was a kid.

YUCK!

You're actually terrified of them, like stupid women and mice.


The world would be better off without them.


Nope, they kill a lot of stuff like mosquitoes and flys.


So do nicer animals like swallows.


They **** all over everything if you have them inside the house.

Spiders dont.

I just squash the redbacks. Let the daddy long legs do their thing.

I do fly spray the bugger that insists on living in my car wing
mirrors, but that's because its web is a nuisance there.

I hoover up spiders and other insects, then seal the end of the pipe.
By
the time the bag is emptied, they're all dead.

I don't bother to hoover at all, complete waste of time.

You never hoover your house?!


Never. Broom is much quicker.


********. The hoover sucks it up. With the broom you have to keep moving
the dirt


Lot easier to use a broom than a hoover. Even you should be able to manage
it.

about then collect it.


Nope, sweep it out the patio doors.

Brooms are what we used 100 years ago before electricity.


And still work much better with hard floors.

You're not like Italy are you?


Nope.

Where they only have 3kW per house and have difficulty using high powered
kettles?


Nope, I routinely run a couple at once when doing the beer brewing run.

Ever had one enter your mouth while you're sleeping?

I don't sleep with my mouth open.

How do you know?

I don't get a dry mouth.

Saliva.

Not if you're sleeping with your mouth open.

How would that stop saliva?


It drys out.


Then is recreated.


Not fast enough to stop your mouth drying out.

I don't snore either.

Neither do I, I was told I don't. But observing if someone sleeps
with their mouth open would be unusual.

Not with viable parents it isnt.

Your parents watch you sleeping?


Viable parents do check their kids occasionally,
mostly to see that they havent thrown off all
the bedclothes etc.


So what if they throw them off?


Better to put them on again than have the brat
start howling after you have gone to bed and
have to get up and put them back on again later.

Anyway, who's to say you sleep the same as when you were a kid?


I dont care if I do or dont.

I'd rather they didn't exist on the planet.

They likely feel the same way about you.

That's their problem. I can stand on them and kill them. I am
superior.

Cant stand on daddy long legs, they are up at ceiling level.

That's what the hoover is for. We have tool use.

Stupid waste of my time. I've got much better things to
do that hoover up spiders because I am terrified of them.

I like a clean house.


More fool you.


Minger!


Wog robber!!!

They don't pay rent,


Neither do your cats and birds.


I chose to have them here.


More fool you.

they don't live here,


They do actually.


Not when I'm finished with them.


You never can.

a lot of snakes are poisonous.

Hardly any of them are.

Prove it.

Look at the stats.

Actually ALL snakes are venemous.

Pigs arse they are. Pythons kill by
wrapping themselves around the prey.

They're still venemous.

Nope.

Yes, just not deadly venom.


Nope, no venom at all.


Look, I heard it on QI, so it's true.


Just another of your pathetic little drug crazed fantasys.

It's the way we evolved presumably.

Same reason most cats are scared of cucumbers etc.

I tried that with mine, all 5 did nothing.

Sure, but yours are clearly damned weird. Not one of the cats
in those videos of Dave's do anything like yours do with cat
flaps.

And mine aren't stupid enough to react to a dead vegetable.

But clearly some are.

I tried 6 cats!

Sure but they are so inbred that they are barking mad.

Jumping at a cucumber is mad.

Sure, its likely some evolutionary quirk.

Mine don't do that, so they're more sensible.

Too stupid to even notice the cucumber more likely.

They see it and ignore it, like any other object placed next to them.


Even a plate of cat food ?


Apart from that obviously.


Doesnt happen when you put a dog next to them either.

Those youtube videos arent faked.

Probably American cats, they're probably as stupid as the people.

Neither are dave's cat flap videos.

Pretty easy to kill/stun/scare off a dog using a heavy
implement.

You wont do that with the big dogs.

A rock slammed into their face would stop them.

Nope, you'd get savaged picking up the rock.

I'd like to see them try.

Plenty of crims not only see them try, they feel them do it.

Then their reactions are slower than mine.

Nope, you don't have a ****ing clue how those dogs operate.

Never had a problem with people's big dogs here, including ones I've
been told will remove my hand.

You've never come across the ones trained to go after crims.


We don't have enough crims to need them.


Corse you do and you do have them.


Not many.


No one has many.

Only got a few for drug sniffing.


Wrong with the guard dogs.

On several occasions I've been caught petting a huge dog and the owner
comes running out worried I'm going to get injured.

Sure, most dog owners don't have a ****ing clue about dogs.

Agreed.

Or burrrrglarrr alarrrrrum as they say in Glasgow.

And he had the cheek to report me for noisy parrots.

Yeah, they can be quite noisy. I have a long run of very
big gum trees etc down the 100' long side of the house
and we get big swarms of galahs, 50-100 birds in the
flock, show up and all camp overnight in my trees,
jabbering away to each other about the state of my jungle.

I blocked off my bedroom window with sound insulation so I
can't
hear
the
neighbours when I'm in bed.

I only have massive great 8'x8' patio doors instead of
windows in the bedrooms and the heavy armoured
glass is surprisingly effective against most noise.

Armoured glass?

Toughened glass so even if you try walking thru it by accident,

Most people aren't that stupid.

Yes, but the law requires that with patio doors because some
are and the results can be very dramatic when they do that.

Why does the law protect the stupid?

Because they can be kids who don't know any better etc.

Being a kid is no excuse for being as stupid as a housefly.

All kids have to learn stuff.

They should learn what glass is long before they're walking about on
their
own.

Not that it isnt hard to try walking thru a massive great patio door.

Eh?


The door is so large that it isnt always obvious if its open or not.


Most people can see the refractions and reflections caused by a pane of
glass.


But that isnt always there. No reflections
or refractions off any of mine right now.

My parrots don't fly into the window....

I regularly get birds trying to fly thru mine, mainly because the
main room has 5 massive great 8'x8' patio doors, 2 on one side
and 3 on the other.

Try these: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122383941716


Some like the peewees would attack them.


WTF is a peewee?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hvfpYvgnYA

They do with the magpies.

All that does is make the next generation even more useless than
the
current one.

We do in fact do a lot better than cave men did.
They couldn't drive cars and fly planes etc.

They probably could if they existed.

Nope, we know they can't because people showed up in
them with the few remaining savages and found they couldn't.

Someone in our society who had never driven a car couldn't ether.
Just
watch a learner driver get in a car for the first time.

The most stupid in PNG ended up with a full religion with the
silly buggers praying to skys for more stuff to show up in a plane.

Anyone religious is stupid. The world is still full of them.

I waited till he went to sleep then put equally powerful
speakers
against the dividing wall. He moved out after only 1 year.

Can be interesting when you walk out of the
house and the entire crew all take off at once.

And **** all over my car.

I was thinking your head.

Nar, that's never happened.

I once had a seagull **** in some chips I'd just bought.

I did just the once have bird **** on me as it
flew past as a kid, but never any other time.

Lots of birds around currently, we had the wettest
5 months on record thru the winter here.

Been very dry up here. England is considering hosepipe bans.
I
ignore
those, they're pointless, 96% of water usage is industrial.

I mostly just notice the sillier calls some of them
have and make snide remarks about bird brains.

What is a "silly" bird call?

I'll record one. Remarkably silly.

[waits]

Didn't hear any yesterday.

[waits more]

Still none, and since its sposed to drizzle a bit today, unlikely
to
be
any
today either.

Soggy continent :-) I haven't had rain in weeks.

We didn't for months. Only got 7mm. More due on Tuesday tho.

How do you guys get enough drinking water?

I'm in an irrigation area. The water is collected in the Snowy Scheme
which has immense dams and it comes from there thru the existing
rivers and we use it from there.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowy_Mountains_Scheme

Do you have desalination plants?

Some of the capital citys do. They don't produce
most of the water for those capital citys tho.

His complaint failed, as by law the council had to tell me
they
were going to make a recording, so I put them indoors :-)

That's when he poisoned the cats and they ended up so
weird }-(

I didn't have them at that point. Another neighbour has
reported
me
to
the SSPCA for having "15 underfed cats breeding out of
control".
They
came round and found 5 cats well looked after. I told them
to
fine
them
for wasting the charity's time, but apparently it happens
all
the
time
and they don't care?

I've only ever had the one complaint to the council, when the
silly woman who I know so well that they chose to buy the
bare
block of land next to me after we were all living in that
block
of flats discovered a snake. Not even a poisonous one.

They complained about you because of a snake?!

Yep, I don't bother to mow my lawns and it's a bit of a jungle.

Lot of a jungle, actually.

Not really your fault then.

True.

Did they think it was your pet?

Nope.

Did they not realise they are living wild in Australia?

It was just her, he's not that stupid.

Women are of lower intelligence.

That one certainly is. Rabid god botherer too.

Oh dear. They ought to eradicate all god worshippers. Bring back
Hitler.

Bit hard, the corpse was burnt and we havent worked
out how to clone humans from burnt bones yet.

Or someone similar.

No one has got within a bulls roar of him for centurys.

Even Vlad the Impaler wasn't a patch on him.

Trump and BNP are getting there.

Nope, nothing even remotely like it.

Gotta start somewhere.


He'll never get within a bulls roar of what Adolf managed.


You'll see.


Yep, never getting within a bulls roar of what Adolf managed.

Soon it will be too late.


Nope. They'll never amount to a hill of beans, you watch.


They multiply like rabbits.


Nope, none of those I know have more than 2
brats, just like most of the other people I know.

At our expense.


Only because you lot are stupid enough to hand them that.



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That's a different situation, everything the camera
can see is all moving in the same way all the time.

So the camera could just ignore the centre.

Nope, because if it makes the background stable the center
would move around just as much as the background currently
does

It should make them both move around half what they currently do.

Not possible for the reason I spelt out later and you have now deleted.

I never delete the last five levels,

You did that time.


No, I never do.


You did that time.


No. I only delete if it's getting very big, then I make sure to keep at least 5.

try to make your point quicker.

I did, you deleted it.

It's very easy to move the whole image electronically so the background
moves half of what it currently is, and that movement is passed onto the
person's head.

Yes, but like I said in the bit you deleted, not possible
to fill in the background in the area the persons head
has moved away from because it isnt even available
in the image because it was obscured by the head.


No, I mean to move the WHOLE image to semi-compensate for the moving
background.


Useless way to do things. Then you cant see what you're sposed to see.


Better than leaving it as it is, still head and wildly moving background.

You now have half the movement in the head and half in the background,
which might not look so weird.


But what you are looking at isnt centered
anymore so would look even weirder.


Less movement, less weird.

The way the movies do it is to film the background
with a different camera and film the stuff that is
going on in the foreground in front of a colored
screen and then superimpose the two lots of footage
in post processing. Not even possible to do in real
time with head mounted cameras that can never
see what is obscured by what is in the foreground.


Why is all that even necessary if you don't have the camera attached to
the guy's head?


It has to be attached to the person with very active stuff like that.


Movies don't do that.

You have the camera steady in the first place.


Useless when what you want to see moves around a lot.


If it moves, it should move on the film to be realistic.

and would be even worse to watch because what you want to watch is
whats in the center.

No you don't. For example in the video we just watched, it's the
animal
we're interested in.

Yes, but when that moves around more
than it currently does, that's worse.

Its never going to be feasible to eliminate the problem
with optical stablisation, it has to be physical.

That wouldn't be any different to what you objected to above.

Yes it is, because there would be no background movement with
that approach. You only get background movement when the
camera moves.

With a perfect physical stabiliser, the background would be
stationary,

Yes.

and the person would move around.

Not when it tracks the person and lion.

Not possible if the person is moving relative to the lion.

Corse it is, you track so both are still in the field of view.


One has to wobble.


Nope, not with massive great shoulder mounted gyro stabilised camera.


If the person and the lion are moving at different speeds, one has to be un-stationary in the film.

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That's a different situation, everything the camera
can see is all moving in the same way all the time.

So the camera could just ignore the centre.

Nope, because if it makes the background stable the center
would move around just as much as the background currently
does

It should make them both move around half what they currently do.

Not possible for the reason I spelt out later and you have now
deleted.

I never delete the last five levels,

You did that time.

No, I never do.


You did that time.


No. I only delete if it's getting very big, then I make sure to keep at
least 5.

try to make your point quicker.

I did, you deleted it.

It's very easy to move the whole image electronically so the
background
moves half of what it currently is, and that movement is passed onto
the
person's head.

Yes, but like I said in the bit you deleted, not possible
to fill in the background in the area the persons head
has moved away from because it isnt even available
in the image because it was obscured by the head.


No, I mean to move the WHOLE image to semi-compensate for the moving
background.


Useless way to do things. Then you cant see what you're sposed to see.


Better than leaving it as it is, still head and wildly moving background.

You now have half the movement in the head and half in the background,
which might not look so weird.


But what you are looking at isnt centered
anymore so would look even weirder.


Less movement, less weird.

The way the movies do it is to film the background
with a different camera and film the stuff that is
going on in the foreground in front of a colored
screen and then superimpose the two lots of footage
in post processing. Not even possible to do in real
time with head mounted cameras that can never
see what is obscured by what is in the foreground.


Why is all that even necessary if you don't have the camera attached to
the guy's head?


It has to be attached to the person with very active stuff like that.


Movies don't do that.

You have the camera steady in the first place.


Useless when what you want to see moves around a lot.


If it moves, it should move on the film to be realistic.

and would be even worse to watch because what you want to watch is
whats in the center.

No you don't. For example in the video we just watched, it's the
animal
we're interested in.

Yes, but when that moves around more
than it currently does, that's worse.

Its never going to be feasible to eliminate the problem
with optical stablisation, it has to be physical.

That wouldn't be any different to what you objected to above.

Yes it is, because there would be no background movement with
that approach. You only get background movement when the
camera moves.

With a perfect physical stabiliser, the background would be
stationary,

Yes.

and the person would move around.

Not when it tracks the person and lion.

Not possible if the person is moving relative to the lion.

Corse it is, you track so both are still in the field of view.


One has to wobble.


Nope, not with massive great shoulder mounted gyro stabilised camera.


If the person and the lion are moving at different speeds, one has to be
un-stationary in the film.


That's not wobble, that's move.



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through?

Nope.

Then why are the commercial ones made so?

Just the usual fashion/fad stuff or their customers by more
of those because they don't understand how cats operate.

Watch those videos of Dave's, those cats don't look thru the
door before trying to use it. They know from the smell and
the appearance it's a cat flap. They arent stupid.

If you have several cats, a transparent one would prevent them from
both
going through at once.

I'm not convinced. Why can't the cats see the flap moving
and realise that another cat is coming thru the other way ?

Same reason as it happens with people.

Most door for humans arent transparent.


Yes they are


Bull**** they are.


Glass doors are pretty common, they let more light in.

(where there is two way regular traffic like in office corridors),


There is regular 2 way traffic thru almost all doors.

for that very reason.


Even sillier than you usually manage.


Stop interrupting sentences in the middle and making a mess of the conversation.

It doesn't move until you push it.

You quite sure you aint one of those rocket scientist dole bludgers ?


Just trying to explain simple facts to you.

'If person/cat A pushes the flap/door while person/cat B is too close to
the other side, they get a busted nose.


And yet most doors for humans arent transparent.


Stop repeating yourself.


Stupids need lots of repetition before they understand something.


No, you're just bored. Only I bother replying to your posts, and I might stop bothering.

Otherwise this could happen: https://youtu.be/1U1jSGib-NA?t=1m49s

Unlikely with cats.

They can see through doors?

Don't need to, any more than humans do.


Clearly they do, or they wouldn't crash into each other.


None of the cats in Daves videos crash into each other.


Mine crash. They crash into me too.

The commercial ones are all made of transparent plastic.

Sheet of 1/8" perspex would survive 2 cats trying to get thru at
once
too.

Commercial ones are not that tough.

Yep, lousy design.

I can only find two models. One lasts about 2 weeks, the other lasts
about a year.

Mine would last as long as the house does.

I can't be bothered building one.

More fool you. You get a much better result
than bodging up what someone else has built.


Takes up too much time,


Bodging up what someone else has done takes even longer.


Easier to buy another if they break it, or are you too poor to do that?

which you've admitted to not having much of


I have done nothing of the sort.


You have said on quite a few occasions you don't have time for things, like mowing lawns.

(for mowing lawns).


I'm not actually stupid enough to waste my time mowing lawns.


See?

The standard size happens to fit nicely where one pane of glass
was in the door.

There is no pane of glass in Daves door.

And the panes of glass in my patio doors are 4'x7'6"

That would be an enormous catflap. No wonder you get burglars.

But it's a lot easier to train a cat or kitten to use a
litter
tray than a dog.

Interesting Mike's latest that his are already so
instinctive that they swarm to the tray when
he puts clean litter in it and have a **** fest.

You'd never get puppys doing that.

Or my cats. If the litter tray is not there or full, they **** in
the
shower. They do seem to know that ****ting on the carpet will
make
me
very angry.

Presumably because they are a lot more fussy than dogs.

What revolts me is my cat eats her kittens ****.

Plenty of dogs eat their own ****.

That makes them even stupider.

Its got nothing to do with intelligence, they evolved
like that. Just like cats did with kitten ****.

Eating a waste product is not a good idea.

Works fine for cats and dogs.

Does it?

Corse it does. If it had health downsides for
them, they would have evolved differently.

Maybe they are unhealthy.

Nope, they clearly survive doing that fine.

I doubt they enjoy it.

Dogs wouldn't eat **** if there was no point in doing that.


Or maybe they're just stupid?


Nope, they do it for the same reason any animal
eats anything, they get something out of it.


**** has nothing in it, it's already been used.

They do only live for 15-20 years.

That's due to something else entirely.

If you know what it is, name it.

Evolution.


Too vague.


Nope. That's the way evolution works.


Things evolve to live shorter?

We live longer and are more intelligent.

For different reasons entirely.

Which are?

In the case of the live longer, its due
to the different way we have evolved.

In spades with intelligence.

Some trees live for millennia, doesn't say
anything useful about anything much.

You're being to vague.

Nope.


Yes.


Nope.


Try providing input.

You are unsure.

Nope, I never am.


Yes.


Nope.


Oh FFS.

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through?

Nope.

Then why are the commercial ones made so?

Just the usual fashion/fad stuff or their customers by more
of those because they don't understand how cats operate.

Watch those videos of Dave's, those cats don't look thru the
door before trying to use it. They know from the smell and
the appearance it's a cat flap. They arent stupid.

If you have several cats, a transparent one would prevent them from
both
going through at once.

I'm not convinced. Why can't the cats see the flap moving
and realise that another cat is coming thru the other way ?

Same reason as it happens with people.

Most door for humans arent transparent.


Yes they are


Bull**** they are.


Glass doors are pretty common, they let more light in.


Non glass doors are much more common.

(where there is two way regular traffic like in office corridors),


There is regular 2 way traffic thru almost all doors.

for that very reason.


Even sillier than you usually manage.


Stop interrupting sentences in the middle


Go and **** yourself, again.

and making a mess of the conversation.


That's not a conversation, just another of your
pathetic excuses for a troll when blotto.

It doesn't move until you push it.

You quite sure you aint one of those rocket scientist dole bludgers ?

Just trying to explain simple facts to you.

'If person/cat A pushes the flap/door while person/cat B is too close
to
the other side, they get a busted nose.


And yet most doors for humans arent transparent.


Stop repeating yourself.


Stupids need lots of repetition before they understand something.


No, you're just bored.


Even sillier than you usually manage.

Only I bother replying to your posts,


Even you should be able to manage a better
troll than that pathetic effort. Obviously not.

and I might stop bothering.


Great, there is only so much mindless silly ****/pathetic excuse
for a troll anyone should have to **** on from a great height.

Otherwise this could happen: https://youtu.be/1U1jSGib-NA?t=1m49s

Unlikely with cats.

They can see through doors?

Don't need to, any more than humans do.

Clearly they do, or they wouldn't crash into each other.


None of the cats in Daves videos crash into each other.


Mine crash. They crash into me too.


They're clearly as ****ed in the head as you are.

You know what they say about pets and their masters ?

The commercial ones are all made of transparent plastic.

Sheet of 1/8" perspex would survive 2 cats trying to get thru at
once
too.

Commercial ones are not that tough.

Yep, lousy design.

I can only find two models. One lasts about 2 weeks, the other
lasts
about a year.

Mine would last as long as the house does.

I can't be bothered building one.

More fool you. You get a much better result
than bodging up what someone else has built.


Takes up too much time,


Bodging up what someone else has done takes even longer.


Easier to buy another if they break it,


Takes even less time to make one properly.

or are you too poor to do that?


Not stupid enough to buy something that keeps breaking.

which you've admitted to not having much of


I have done nothing of the sort.


You have said on quite a few occasions you don't have time for things,
like mowing lawns.


I actually said I'm not stupid enough to waste my
time mowing lawns. A different matter entirely.

(for mowing lawns).


I'm not actually stupid enough to waste my time mowing lawns.


See?


Not saying anything like you claimed, you pathetic excuse for a troll.

The standard size happens to fit nicely where one pane of
glass
was in the door.

There is no pane of glass in Daves door.

And the panes of glass in my patio doors are 4'x7'6"

That would be an enormous catflap. No wonder you get burglars.

But it's a lot easier to train a cat or kitten to use a
litter
tray than a dog.

Interesting Mike's latest that his are already so
instinctive that they swarm to the tray when
he puts clean litter in it and have a **** fest.

You'd never get puppys doing that.

Or my cats. If the litter tray is not there or full, they ****
in
the
shower. They do seem to know that ****ting on the carpet will
make
me
very angry.

Presumably because they are a lot more fussy than dogs.

What revolts me is my cat eats her kittens ****.

Plenty of dogs eat their own ****.

That makes them even stupider.

Its got nothing to do with intelligence, they evolved
like that. Just like cats did with kitten ****.

Eating a waste product is not a good idea.

Works fine for cats and dogs.

Does it?

Corse it does. If it had health downsides for
them, they would have evolved differently.

Maybe they are unhealthy.

Nope, they clearly survive doing that fine.

I doubt they enjoy it.

Dogs wouldn't eat **** if there was no point in doing that.

Or maybe they're just stupid?


Nope, they do it for the same reason any animal
eats anything, they get something out of it.


**** has nothing in it,


Even more pig ignorant than you usually manage.

it's already been used.


How odd that it works so well as fertiliser.

They do only live for 15-20 years.

That's due to something else entirely.

If you know what it is, name it.

Evolution.

Too vague.


Nope. That's the way evolution works.


Things evolve to live shorter?


Yep, a high turnover works for some species.

We live longer and are more intelligent.

For different reasons entirely.

Which are?

In the case of the live longer, its due
to the different way we have evolved.

In spades with intelligence.

Some trees live for millennia, doesn't say
anything useful about anything much.

You're being to vague.

Nope.

Yes.


Nope.


Try providing input.


No point with pathetic excuses for trolls.

You are unsure.

Nope, I never am.

Yes.


Nope.


Oh FFS.


You're free to hang yourself...

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Meanwhile someone's house is burning down.

I'm sure they have the ability to prioritise calls

Could be an advantage if they are already out on call means they habve
their gear on the the engine is on the road.

Rubbish. Otherwise they'd move the fire station to that place and leave
their gear on all day.

A mate of mines brother was a fireman he knows what he's talking about
unlike you.
Their gear is in the firestation, near where they keep the fire engines
and other appliences they use.


Your point is a load of ****e. You claim it's quicker to get to a fire if
the engine is on the road in a random place and their gear is on. So why
don't they just leave their gear on and park the engine in the street?


Because the cops would arrest them for wanking off in public.


Apparently wanking off in your car while driving is illegal, people get done for that. Quite why others are peering into people's cars I don't know. I've had a blowjob while driving.


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If you have several cats, a transparent one would prevent them from both
going through at once.

I'm not convinced.


Would video proof help convince you ?

https://youtu.be/gHNeKgu1k34?t=76

Notice how the cat jumps back when it sees my cat through the transparant cat flap, notice how my cat waiting until the other leaves before he goes through the cat flap.


My cats go through at once from the same side.

As yuo might guess the video cature was using software which detected movement which triggered the camera this also set off an audio warning of 'intruder alert' a sound byte captured from a star trek episode.
If my cat was in the same room as the computer when this triggered he used to run down the hallway and down the back stairs to the cat flap.
Once when ST was on Red alert came up he looked around then went back to sleep as an intruder alert and red alert must have sounded differnt.


My cats aren't that clever, they're scared of a hoover.

Why can't the cats see the flap moving
and realise that another cat is coming thru the other way ?


because it could be the wind or any other reason, could be me teaching them how to use the flap which is how I got my cat to use it.
Or it could be another cat so best to stop it coming through


I didn't teach mine. They had to if they wanted fed.

Same reason as it happens with people. It doesn't move until you push it. If person/cat A pushes the flap/door while person/cat B is too close to the other side, they get a busted nose.


Otherwise this could happen: https://youtu.be/1U1jSGib-NA?t=1m49s

Unlikely with cats.


They can see through doors?


They have good hearing so don't realy as much as seeing as humans do.


Seems to be smell more than anything. I've placed a piece of cheese in front of my cat, then moved it away a few metres, and it takes ages to find it by sniffing around. It really does look silly, it should have just watched where I put it.

I can only find two models. One lasts about 2 weeks, the other lasts
about a year.

Mine would last as long as the house does.


I can't be bothered building one.


Why bother.


To make it last longer.

That would be an enormous catflap. No wonder you get burglars.


Is that how cat burglers got their name ?


No, they climb.

What revolts me is my cat eats her kittens ****.


Certain fish eat the **** of thier offspring and it actually make the adults live longer.


Cats do it to clean up, no need to do that when you're a fish and the water washes it away.

If the stuff in the **** makes them live longer, why doesn't their body keep it inside them instead of ****ting it out?

They have also found that injecting adult mice with the blood of young mice rejuvenated the older mice.


You'd think the body would learn to do this itself.

Its got nothing to do with intelligence, they evolved
like that. Just like cats did with kitten ****.

Eating a waste product is not a good idea.


It is for some animals where their digestive system doesn't remove
all that the food they eat provides it goes through a second time.


Then they should do what cows do and have more stomachs.

Nope, they clearly survive doing that fine.


I doubt they enjoy it.


What does that have to do with it, do you enjoy brushing your teeth.
Animals don;t need to do this.


I don't find it anywhere near as disgusting as eating ****.

They do only live for 15-20 years.

That's due to something else entirely.


If you know what it is, name it.


Size and DNA are part of it.
That;s why some insects live for a day and some whales can live to over 500 years old.


Pretty pointless life, one day.

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If you have several cats, a transparent one would prevent them from
both
going through at once.

I'm not convinced.

Would video proof help convince you ?

https://youtu.be/gHNeKgu1k34?t=76

Notice how the cat jumps back when it sees my cat through the transparant
cat flap, notice how my cat waiting until the other leaves before he goes
through the cat flap.
As yuo might guess the video cature was using software which detected
movement which triggered the camera this also set off an audio warning of
'intruder alert' a sound byte captured from a star trek episode.
If my cat was in the same room as the computer when this triggered he used
to run down the hallway and down the back stairs to the cat flap.
Once when ST was on Red alert came up he looked around then went back to
sleep as an intruder alert and red alert must have sounded differnt.


Why can't the cats see the flap moving
and realise that another cat is coming thru the other way ?

because it could be the wind or any other reason, could be me teaching them
how to use the flap which is how I got my cat to use it.
Or it could be another cat so best to stop it coming through


Same reason as it happens with people. It doesn't move until you push
it. If person/cat A pushes the flap/door while person/cat B is too close
to the other side, they get a busted nose.


Otherwise this could happen: https://youtu.be/1U1jSGib-NA?t=1m49s

Unlikely with cats.

They can see through doors?

They have good hearing so don't realy as much as seeing as humans do.



I can only find two models. One lasts about 2 weeks, the other lasts
about a year.

Mine would last as long as the house does.

I can't be bothered building one.

Why bother.


That would be an enormous catflap. No wonder you get burglars.

Is that how cat burglers got their name ?


What revolts me is my cat eats her kittens ****.

Certain fish eat the **** of thier offspring and it actually make the
adults live longer.
They have also found that injecting adult mice with the blood of young mice
rejuvenated the older mice.


Its got nothing to do with intelligence, they evolved
like that. Just like cats did with kitten ****.

Eating a waste product is not a good idea.

It is for some animals where their digestive system doesn't remove
all that the food they eat provides it goes through a second time.



Nope, they clearly survive doing that fine.

I doubt they enjoy it.

What does that have to do with it, do you enjoy brushing your teeth.
Animals don;t need to do this.


They do only live for 15-20 years.

That's due to something else entirely.

If you know what it is, name it.

Size and DNA are part of it.
That;s why some insects live for a day and some whales can live to over
500 years old.


Nice wiring! Could do with a grommet in the hole through the door though.


3 weeks later the door was changed as part of the double glazing update, didn't seem worth making a better job of it at the time which is why I drilled through the door and not the wall.
My current cat is an indoor cat and doesn;t use the flap.


YUCK! So it ****s indoors! That stinks!


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If my cat was in the same room as the computer when this triggered he
used to run down the hallway and down the back stairs to the cat flap.


Wouldnt work for Pete, he's got more than 6 cats
and the last thing he needs is them all charging to
the cat flap whenever any one of the cats uses it.


Well my cat being my only cat at the time got to know that a sound from the computer meant another cat was at the flap. Before I brought the microchiped flap I had a normal cat flap and cats used to come in and eat his food, this is why I got a cat flap that only opened fopr the cats it was programed for.


So you're too mean to feed other cats. Around here everybody feeds everybody else's cats. Who cares? Kids stay for dinner at their friends' houses, why can't cats?

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On Sunday, 23 April 2017 19:16:52 UTC+1,
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On Sunday, 23 April 2017 17:56:12 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword
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Meanwhile someone's house is burning down.

I'm sure they have the ability to prioritise calls

Could be an advantage if they are already out on call means they
habve
their gear on the the engine is on the road.

Rubbish. Otherwise they'd move the fire station to that place and
leave
their gear on all day.

A mate of mines brother was a fireman he knows what he's talking about
unlike you.
Their gear is in the firestation, near where they keep the fire engines
and other appliences they use.


Your point is a load of ****e. You claim it's quicker to get to a fire
if
the engine is on the road in a random place and their gear is on. So
why
don't they just leave their gear on and park the engine in the street?


Because the cops would arrest them for wanking off in public.


Apparently wanking off in your car while driving is illegal, people get
done for that.


And they do for wanking off when parked in public too.

Quite why others are peering into people's cars I don't know. I've had a
blowjob while driving.


And some have been done for that too.

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If you have several cats, a transparent one would prevent them from
both
going through at once.

I'm not convinced.


Would video proof help convince you ?

https://youtu.be/gHNeKgu1k34?t=76

Notice how the cat jumps back when it sees my cat through the transparant
cat flap, notice how my cat waiting until the other leaves before he goes
through the cat flap.


My cats go through at once from the same side.


Because you terrorise them.

As yuo might guess the video cature was using software which detected
movement which triggered the camera this also set off an audio warning of
'intruder alert' a sound byte captured from a star trek episode.
If my cat was in the same room as the computer when this triggered he
used to run down the hallway and down the back stairs to the cat flap.
Once when ST was on Red alert came up he looked around then went back to
sleep as an intruder alert and red alert must have sounded differnt.


My cats aren't that clever, they're scared of a hoover.


Because you terrorise them with it.

Why can't the cats see the flap moving
and realise that another cat is coming thru the other way ?


because it could be the wind or any other reason, could be me teaching
them how to use the flap which is how I got my cat to use it.
Or it could be another cat so best to stop it coming through


I didn't teach mine. They had to if they wanted fed.


Same reason as it happens with people. It doesn't move until you push
it. If person/cat A pushes the flap/door while person/cat B is too
close to the other side, they get a busted nose.


Otherwise this could happen: https://youtu.be/1U1jSGib-NA?t=1m49s

Unlikely with cats.

They can see through doors?


They have good hearing so don't realy as much as seeing as humans do.


Seems to be smell more than anything. I've placed a piece of cheese in
front of my cat, then moved it away a few metres, and it takes ages to
find it by sniffing around. It really does look silly, it should have
just watched where I put it.


Your cats are as stupid as you.

You know what they say about pets and their owners ?

I can only find two models. One lasts about 2 weeks, the other lasts
about a year.

Mine would last as long as the house does.

I can't be bothered building one.


Why bother.


To make it last longer.


No one steals cats.

That would be an enormous catflap. No wonder you get burglars.


Is that how cat burglers got their name ?


No, they climb.


No one steals cats.

What revolts me is my cat eats her kittens ****.


Certain fish eat the **** of thier offspring and it actually make the
adults live longer.


Cats do it to clean up, no need to do that when you're a fish and the
water washes it away.


Certain fish eat the **** of thier offspring
and it actually make the adults live longer.

If the stuff in the **** makes them live longer, why doesn't their body
keep it inside them instead of ****ting it out?


Because it needs more water involved.

They have also found that injecting adult mice with the blood of young
mice rejuvenated the older mice.


You'd think the body would learn to do this itself.


Sorry, vampire genes never ended up in mice,
only in vampires and mosquitoes and leeches etc.

Its got nothing to do with intelligence, they evolved
like that. Just like cats did with kitten ****.

Eating a waste product is not a good idea.


It is for some animals where their digestive system doesn't remove
all that the food they eat provides it goes through a second time.


Then they should do what cows do and have more stomachs.


Not enough room in a cat or a mouse.

Nope, they clearly survive doing that fine.

I doubt they enjoy it.


What does that have to do with it, do you enjoy brushing your teeth.
Animals don;t need to do this.


I don't find it anywhere near as disgusting as eating ****.


Dogs are the reverse. Cats in spades.

They do only live for 15-20 years.

That's due to something else entirely.

If you know what it is, name it.


Size and DNA are part of it.
That;s why some insects live for a day and some whales can live to over
500 years old.


Pretty pointless life, one day.


They feel the same way about your 'life'

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If you have several cats, a transparent one would prevent them
from
both
going through at once.

I'm not convinced.

Would video proof help convince you ?

https://youtu.be/gHNeKgu1k34?t=76

Notice how the cat jumps back when it sees my cat through the
transparant
cat flap, notice how my cat waiting until the other leaves before he
goes
through the cat flap.
As yuo might guess the video cature was using software which detected
movement which triggered the camera this also set off an audio warning
of
'intruder alert' a sound byte captured from a star trek episode.
If my cat was in the same room as the computer when this triggered he
used
to run down the hallway and down the back stairs to the cat flap.
Once when ST was on Red alert came up he looked around then went back
to
sleep as an intruder alert and red alert must have sounded differnt.


Why can't the cats see the flap moving
and realise that another cat is coming thru the other way ?

because it could be the wind or any other reason, could be me teaching
them
how to use the flap which is how I got my cat to use it.
Or it could be another cat so best to stop it coming through


Same reason as it happens with people. It doesn't move until you
push
it. If person/cat A pushes the flap/door while person/cat B is too
close
to the other side, they get a busted nose.


Otherwise this could happen: https://youtu.be/1U1jSGib-NA?t=1m49s

Unlikely with cats.

They can see through doors?

They have good hearing so don't realy as much as seeing as humans do.



I can only find two models. One lasts about 2 weeks, the other
lasts
about a year.

Mine would last as long as the house does.

I can't be bothered building one.

Why bother.


That would be an enormous catflap. No wonder you get
burglars.

Is that how cat burglers got their name ?


What revolts me is my cat eats her kittens ****.

Certain fish eat the **** of thier offspring and it actually make the
adults live longer.
They have also found that injecting adult mice with the blood of young
mice
rejuvenated the older mice.


Its got nothing to do with intelligence, they evolved
like that. Just like cats did with kitten ****.

Eating a waste product is not a good idea.

It is for some animals where their digestive system doesn't remove
all that the food they eat provides it goes through a second time.



Nope, they clearly survive doing that fine.

I doubt they enjoy it.

What does that have to do with it, do you enjoy brushing your teeth.
Animals don;t need to do this.


They do only live for 15-20 years.

That's due to something else entirely.

If you know what it is, name it.

Size and DNA are part of it.
That;s why some insects live for a day and some whales can live to
over
500 years old.

Nice wiring! Could do with a grommet in the hole through the door
though.


3 weeks later the door was changed as part of the double glazing update,
didn't seem worth making a better job of it at the time which is why I
drilled through the door and not the wall.
My current cat is an indoor cat and doesn;t use the flap.


YUCK! So it ****s indoors!


So do you most of the time.

That stinks!


So do you, all of the time.

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