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just generally looking cute One of them is litter trained http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8884.JPG And one of them is already trained for Pounders garden http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8864.JPG -- Adam |
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:56:02 +0100, ARW
snip what I assume to be cat crap unread/seen Mark it OT ffs mate else real men might have their brains mushed. ;-) Cheers, T i m p.s. OOI, do you also spam everyone in your address book with 'jokes' and cat related / girly stuff? ;-) |
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On 16/04/2017 17:28, T i m wrote:
On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:56:02 +0100, ARW snip what I assume to be cat crap unread/seen Mark it OT ffs mate else real men might have their brains mushed. ;-) Cheers, T i m p.s. OOI, do you also spam everyone in your address book with 'jokes' and cat related / girly stuff? ;-) Was the subject line not clear enough for you to understand? Do you really need a OT in front of it? -- Adam |
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:56:02 +0100, ARW wrote:
http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_6427.JPG just generally looking cute One of them is litter trained http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8884.JPG And one of them is already trained for Pounders garden http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8864.JPG Coincidence. I've just had 5. Keeping one, the other four selling for £50 each. They can pay for their own food. -- When they found out their wives were attending a sex-toy party, the husbands refused to go and pick them up, and instead left them to their own devices. |
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On 16/04/17 18:16, ARW wrote:
On 16/04/2017 17:28, T i m wrote: On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:56:02 +0100, ARW snip what I assume to be cat crap unread/seen Mark it OT ffs mate else real men might have their brains mushed. ;-) Cheers, T i m p.s. OOI, do you also spam everyone in your address book with 'jokes' and cat related / girly stuff? ;-) Was the subject line not clear enough for you to understand? Do you really need a OT in front of it? Presumably mumcat did it herself. -- "When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." Jonathan Swift. |
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ARW wrote:
http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_6427.JPG just generally looking cute One of them is litter trained http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8884.JPG And one of them is already trained for Pounders garden I'll just poison the ****ing thing. http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8864.JPG |
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En el artículo , ARW aXXXwadsworth@blueyond
er.co.uk escribió: Was the subject line not clear enough for you to understand? It /is/ the clueless **** D i m after all. Too stupid to be able to install Linux and is so insecure in his sexuality he has to display his macho credentials at every turn. ps. I've got a couple of even cuter pics, will email. -- (\_/) (='.'=) "Between two evils, I always pick (")_(") the one I never tried before." - Mae West |
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:16:28 +0100, ARW
wrote: On 16/04/2017 17:28, T i m wrote: On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:56:02 +0100, ARW snip what I assume to be cat crap unread/seen Mark it OT ffs mate else real men might have their brains mushed. ;-) Cheers, T i m p.s. OOI, do you also spam everyone in your address book with 'jokes' and cat related / girly stuff? ;-) Was the subject line not clear enough for you to understand? Well, yes, but 'the point is that we normally request that anything that is so completely and utterly off topic (amongst 'geezers' especially) as pictures of f'in cats is marked as such. Not my rules mate. People don't even post picture of their own human babies here and I've not seen a picture of a puppy either. Do you really need a OT in front of it? I don't no, because they aren't my rules but ... if I was to accidentally click on one of the links thinking it was actually something even vaguely d-i-y related (such things do happen) then because I have a natural immunity to being 'brain mushed' because 1) I'm 'a geezer' and 2) I've built up immunity by having a real 'companion animal' (in this case, dogs), I'm ok. Others may not be so fortunate. ;-( And it obviously does mush peoples brains ... after all, would you expect a qualified electrician to put a bolster to a wall without running stud / cable finder over it first? I bet you would have done, before your brain became 'cat mushed'. ;-) Cheers, T i m |
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On 16/04/2017 18:22, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:56:02 +0100, ARW wrote: http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_6427.JPG just generally looking cute One of them is litter trained http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8884.JPG And one of them is already trained for Pounders garden http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8864.JPG Coincidence. I've just had 5. Keeping one, the other four selling for £50 each. They can pay for their own food. You have trained 4 cats to go shopping? -- Adam |
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T i m wrote:
On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:16:28 +0100, ARW wrote: On 16/04/2017 17:28, T i m wrote: On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:56:02 +0100, ARW snip what I assume to be cat crap unread/seen Mark it OT ffs mate else real men might have their brains mushed. ;-) Cheers, T i m p.s. OOI, do you also spam everyone in your address book with 'jokes' and cat related / girly stuff? ;-) Was the subject line not clear enough for you to understand? Well, yes, but 'the point is that we normally request that anything that is so completely and utterly off topic (amongst 'geezers' especially) as pictures of f'in cats is marked as such. Not my rules mate. People don't even post picture of their own human babies here and I've not seen a picture of a puppy either. Do you really need a OT in front of it? I don't no, because they aren't my rules but ... if I was to accidentally click on one of the links thinking it was actually something even vaguely d-i-y related (such things do happen) then because I have a natural immunity to being 'brain mushed' because 1) I'm 'a geezer' and 2) I've built up immunity by having a real 'companion animal' (in this case, dogs), I'm ok. Others may not be so fortunate. ;-( And it obviously does mush peoples brains ... after all, would you expect a qualified electrician to put a bolster to a wall without running stud / cable finder over it first? I bet you would have done, before your brain became 'cat mushed'. ;-) Cheers, T i m I would expect a qualified electrician to run a detector over the wall before bashing into it with a bolster. But this is Wodsworth, hard man, council estate cat lover. |
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:34:18 +0100, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 16/04/17 18:16, ARW wrote: On 16/04/2017 17:28, T i m wrote: On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:56:02 +0100, ARW snip what I assume to be cat crap unread/seen Mark it OT ffs mate else real men might have their brains mushed. ;-) Cheers, T i m p.s. OOI, do you also spam everyone in your address book with 'jokes' and cat related / girly stuff? ;-) Was the subject line not clear enough for you to understand? Do you really need a OT in front of it? Presumably mumcat did it herself. Pssst! It needs a dadcat too. -- At Sunday school the teacher asked little Johnny, "Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?" "Sure," little Johnny replied. "They go out in the back of the church yard." |
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:43:16 +0100, T i m wrote:
On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:16:28 +0100, ARW wrote: On 16/04/2017 17:28, T i m wrote: On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:56:02 +0100, ARW snip what I assume to be cat crap unread/seen Mark it OT ffs mate else real men might have their brains mushed. ;-) Cheers, T i m p.s. OOI, do you also spam everyone in your address book with 'jokes' and cat related / girly stuff? ;-) Was the subject line not clear enough for you to understand? Well, yes, but 'the point is that we normally request that anything that is so completely and utterly off topic (amongst 'geezers' especially) as pictures of f'in cats is marked as such. Not my rules mate. There are no rules in newsgroups. People don't even post picture of their own human babies here and I've not seen a picture of a puppy either. Irrelevant. Do you really need a OT in front of it? I don't no, because they aren't my rules but ... if I was to accidentally click on one of the links thinking it was actually something even vaguely d-i-y related (such things do happen) then Then you'd be an idiot, it clearly says "KITTENS". because I have a natural immunity to being 'brain mushed' because 1) I'm 'a geezer' and 2) I've built up immunity by having a real 'companion animal' (in this case, dogs), I'm ok. Others may not be so fortunate. ;-( Dogs are lazy, you have to do the walking for them. And it obviously does mush peoples brains ... after all, would you expect a qualified electrician to put a bolster to a wall without running stud / cable finder over it first? Some people do. It depends how pessimistic you are. I bet you would have done, before your brain became 'cat mushed'. ;-) Cats have nothing to do with someone's ability to do electrical work. -- In 1999 the creators of KY Jelly created a new product. It was called "Y2K Jelly." It allowed you to get four digits in your date instead of two. |
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:54:33 +0100, ARW wrote:
On 16/04/2017 18:22, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:56:02 +0100, ARW wrote: http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_6427.JPG just generally looking cute One of them is litter trained http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8884.JPG And one of them is already trained for Pounders garden http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8864.JPG Coincidence. I've just had 5. Keeping one, the other four selling for £50 each. They can pay for their own food. You have trained 4 cats to go shopping? No, they pay, I shop. I did once place a can of cat food where their food bowl goes. They got really confused. I added a can opener, but it didn't help. -- You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life. -- Elmo Phillips |
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:54:33 +0100, ARW
wrote: snip Coincidence. I've just had 5. Keeping one, the other four selling for £50 each. They can pay for their own food. You have trained 4 cats to go shopping? He said 'cats' mate, not dogs. ;-) "Trained cats ..." Bwhahahahaha!!! Cheers, T i m |
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"T i m" wrote in message ...
On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:56:02 +0100, ARW snip what I assume to be cat crap unread/seen Mark it OT ffs mate else real men might have their brains mushed. ;-) Nothing for winkey-wankey Tim to worry about then. |
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 19:05:38 +0100, T i m wrote:
On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:54:33 +0100, ARW wrote: snip Coincidence. I've just had 5. Keeping one, the other four selling for £50 each. They can pay for their own food. You have trained 4 cats to go shopping? He said 'cats' mate, not dogs. ;-) "Trained cats ..." Bwhahahahaha!!! They're as easy to train as dogs actually. -- I consider exercise vulgar, it makes people smell. -- Alec Yuill Thornton |
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On Sunday, 16 April 2017 19:01:45 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Presumably mumcat did it herself. Pssst! It needs a dadcat too. Yeah, because using a turkey baster is a bit difficult when you don't have opposable thumbs. Owain |
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On Sunday, 16 April 2017 15:55:58 UTC+1, ARW wrote:
http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_6427.JPG just generally looking cute Yup, Ginger still looks a bit pyscho. One of them is litter trained http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8884.JPG Slightly too much information, thank you. And one of them is already trained for Pounders garden http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8864.JPG He'll be reading and writing next :-) Owain |
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"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message ... On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 19:05:38 +0100, T i m wrote: On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:54:33 +0100, ARW wrote: snip Coincidence. I've just had 5. Keeping one, the other four selling for £50 each. They can pay for their own food. You have trained 4 cats to go shopping? He said 'cats' mate, not dogs. ;-) "Trained cats ..." Bwhahahahaha!!! They're as easy to train as dogs actually. to do tricks, perhaps to come back when called, not so tim |
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"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message ... On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:56:02 +0100, ARW wrote: http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_6427.JPG just generally looking cute One of them is litter trained http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8884.JPG And one of them is already trained for Pounders garden http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8864.JPG Coincidence. I've just had 5. Keeping one, the other four selling for £50 each. They can pay for their own food. OOI is 50 quid each an achievable price? I thought that you're lucky if you can give them away tim |
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 20:03:28 +0100, "tim..."
wrote: snip Coincidence. I've just had 5. Keeping one, the other four selling for £50 each. They can pay for their own food. OOI is 50 quid each an achievable price? Only to someone who has already had their brain 'cat mushed'. ;-) I thought that you're lucky if you can give them away Exactly. Pets shops generally won't take em and that why they are often in the news being found in bins and suitcases (or worse) etc. Cheers, T i m |
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 20:01:16 +0100, tim... wrote:
"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message ... On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 19:05:38 +0100, T i m wrote: On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:54:33 +0100, ARW wrote: snip Coincidence. I've just had 5. Keeping one, the other four selling for £50 each. They can pay for their own food. You have trained 4 cats to go shopping? He said 'cats' mate, not dogs. ;-) "Trained cats ..." Bwhahahahaha!!! They're as easy to train as dogs actually. to do tricks, perhaps to come back when called, not so ********. -- It is preferential to refrain from the utilization of sesquipedelian verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualization can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. |
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 19:32:05 +0100, wrote:
On Sunday, 16 April 2017 19:01:45 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: Presumably mumcat did it herself. Pssst! It needs a dadcat too. Yeah, because using a turkey baster is a bit difficult when you don't have opposable thumbs. Whatever a turkey baster is, it won't make you pregnant. -- If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance. |
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 20:03:28 +0100, tim... wrote:
"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message ... On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:56:02 +0100, ARW wrote: http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_6427.JPG just generally looking cute One of them is litter trained http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8884.JPG And one of them is already trained for Pounders garden http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8864.JPG Coincidence. I've just had 5. Keeping one, the other four selling for £50 each. They can pay for their own food. OOI is 50 quid each an achievable price? Easily. I get responses to the advert within the hour. I thought that you're lucky if you can give them away The local cat protection league never has any left. The demand outweighs the supply. -- If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance. |
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 20:20:26 +0100, T i m wrote:
On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 20:03:28 +0100, "tim..." wrote: snip Coincidence. I've just had 5. Keeping one, the other four selling for £50 each. They can pay for their own food. OOI is 50 quid each an achievable price? Only to someone who has already had their brain 'cat mushed'. ;-) The brain is irrelevant to the number of people wanting to pay £50. I thought that you're lucky if you can give them away Exactly. Pets shops generally won't take em Why would you sell a pet to a petshop? and that why they are often in the news being found in bins and suitcases (or worse) etc. Then those people have never heard of Gumtree. -- Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. |
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The Natural Philosopher Wrote in message:
On 16/04/17 18:16, ARW wrote: On 16/04/2017 17:28, T i m wrote: On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:56:02 +0100, ARW snip what I assume to be cat crap unread/seen Mark it OT ffs mate else real men might have their brains mushed. ;-) Cheers, T i m p.s. OOI, do you also spam everyone in your address book with 'jokes' and cat related / girly stuff? ;-) Was the subject line not clear enough for you to understand? Do you really need a OT in front of it? Presumably mumcat did it herself. Turkey flavour baster? -- Jim K ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- http://usenet.sinaapp.com/ |
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On 16/04/2017 18:42, Mike Tomlinson wrote:
En el artículo , ARW aXXXwadsworth@blueyond er.co.uk escribió: Was the subject line not clear enough for you to understand? It /is/ the clueless **** D i m after all. Too stupid to be able to install Linux and is so insecure in his sexuality he has to display his macho credentials at every turn. ps. I've got a couple of even cuter pics, will email. Sent them over -- Adam |
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On 16/04/2017 18:38, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
ARW wrote: http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_6427.JPG just generally looking cute One of them is litter trained http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8884.JPG And one of them is already trained for Pounders garden I'll just poison the ****ing thing. http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8864.JPG We all have our hobbies. And yours is looking after a fanny licker and plastic butterflies. -- Adam |
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"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message ... On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:56:02 +0100, ARW wrote: http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_6427.JPG just generally looking cute One of them is litter trained http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8884.JPG And one of them is already trained for Pounders garden http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8864.JPG Coincidence. I've just had 5. Didn't realise you were pregnant, thought that was the grog gut. Keeping one, the other four selling for £50 each. In your ****ing dreams, boy. They can pay for their own food. Let them eat the galahs. |
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"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message ... On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 19:05:38 +0100, T i m wrote: On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:54:33 +0100, ARW wrote: snip Coincidence. I've just had 5. Keeping one, the other four selling for £50 each. They can pay for their own food. You have trained 4 cats to go shopping? He said 'cats' mate, not dogs. ;-) "Trained cats ..." Bwhahahahaha!!! They're as easy to train as dogs actually. Then you wont have any difficulty posting video of one of yours trained to round up sheep. |
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"tim..." wrote in message ... "James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message ... On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:56:02 +0100, ARW wrote: http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_6427.JPG just generally looking cute One of them is litter trained http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8884.JPG And one of them is already trained for Pounders garden http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:IMG_8864.JPG Coincidence. I've just had 5. Keeping one, the other four selling for £50 each. They can pay for their own food. OOI is 50 quid each an achievable price? I thought that you're lucky if you can give them away These are ones you can train as easily as a dog, stupid. |
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ARW wrote:
On 16/04/2017 17:28, T i m wrote: On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:56:02 +0100, ARW snip what I assume to be cat crap unread/seen Mark it OT ffs mate else real men might have their brains mushed. ;-) Cheers, T i m p.s. OOI, do you also spam everyone in your address book with 'jokes' and cat related / girly stuff? ;-) Was the subject line not clear enough for you to understand? Do you really need a OT in front of it? Keep it up, we like pussies. |
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:34:18 +0100, The Natural Philosopher wrote: On 16/04/17 18:16, ARW wrote: On 16/04/2017 17:28, T i m wrote: On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:56:02 +0100, ARW snip what I assume to be cat crap unread/seen Mark it OT ffs mate else real men might have their brains mushed. ;-) Cheers, T i m p.s. OOI, do you also spam everyone in your address book with 'jokes' and cat related / girly stuff? ;-) Was the subject line not clear enough for you to understand? Do you really need a OT in front of it? Presumably mumcat did it herself. Pssst! It needs a dadcat too. What, for toilet training? |
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 19:32:05 +0100, wrote: On Sunday, 16 April 2017 19:01:45 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: Presumably mumcat did it herself. Pssst! It needs a dadcat too. Yeah, because using a turkey baster is a bit difficult when you don't have opposable thumbs. Whatever a turkey baster is, it won't make you pregnant. That is what people use to inseminate sperm |
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En el artículo , tim...
escribió: to come back when called, not so All the kittens with the exception of one now come when called. -- (\_/) (='.'=) "Between two evils, I always pick (")_(") the one I never tried before." - Mae West |
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On 17/04/2017 07:35, Mike Tomlinson wrote:
En el artículo , tim... escribió: to come back when called, not so All the kittens with the exception of one now come when called. Is that the deaf one? |
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On 17/04/17 08:44, Bod wrote:
On 17/04/2017 07:35, Mike Tomlinson wrote: En el artÃ*culo , tim... escribió: to come back when called, not so All the kittens with the exception of one now come when called. Is that the deaf one? No, that's the one that follows chairman Miaou http://vps.templar.co.uk/Cartoons%20...rman%20MAO.png -- There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. Mark Twain |
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On 16/04/2017 18:34, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 16/04/17 18:16, ARW wrote: On 16/04/2017 17:28, T i m wrote: On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:56:02 +0100, ARW snip what I assume to be cat crap unread/seen Mark it OT ffs mate else real men might have their brains mushed. ;-) Cheers, T i m p.s. OOI, do you also spam everyone in your address book with 'jokes' and cat related / girly stuff? ;-) Was the subject line not clear enough for you to understand? Do you really need a OT in front of it? Presumably mumcat did it herself. She will be doing it all over again next month unless Mike takes it to the vets. -- Adam |
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On 17/04/2017 07:35, Mike Tomlinson wrote:
En el artículo , tim... escribió: to come back when called, not so All the kittens with the exception of one now come when called. Now are they answering to names or are you just shouting "here kitties"? Cat's do know their names. -- Adam |
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