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On 20/12/2016 18:33, Simon Mason wrote:
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 17:27:15 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 17:13, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

sell your ****ing watch.


A valuable item? And it's stored where exactly?

Oh no, there's no problem posting this info online. No downside, at all.


It is on my wrist 24/7 except for when I go for my free sauna where it would get too hot.

That's a relief. I was starting to see images of Christopher Walken in
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On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 10:09:57 UTC, GB wrote:
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Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his dog
about
yourself.


You could put that more tactfully, but yes Simon has been very unwise to
post so much identifying detail online.


I have never posted anything I have later regretted since 1989.


You might well regret bragging about getting free electricity
when you get the bill for the electricity you have used.

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GB wrote
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sell your ****ing watch.


A valuable item? And it's stored where exactly?


Most likely it isnt stored but worn.

Oh no, there's no problem posting
this info online. No downside, at all.


Not when its covered by his insurance.

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Simon Mason wrote
GB wrote
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sell your ****ing watch.


A valuable item? And it's stored where exactly?


Oh no, there's no problem posting this info online. No downside, at all.


It is on my wrist 24/7 except for when I go for
my free sauna where it would get too hot.


So all anyone has to do is wait for you to head into the sauna and grab it.

Bet the arsehole is furiously combing your posts to see when you have said
you sauna.

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On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 19:51:46 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Monday, 19 December 2016 23:18:13 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 22:57:58 -0000, Simon Mason
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On Monday, 19 December 2016 22:35:17 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason

wrote:

Where am I at the moment?


Looking for friends somewhere?

Thanks for dobbing me in to the DVLA for driving whilst unfit and
injured - that was a good one!

Letter is in the post to Swansea, as we say.

Do tell....


I got a letter yesterday from the DVLA stating that a 3rd party had
reported me as being advised by my GP not to drive due to my smashed in
left leg that a lorry ran over. "judith" will have done it.

http://bit.ly/2hOPWLr



Oh dear - yet another letter needed :

".........in distress as do the police on a weekly basis as I hear them on
my
scanner."

Is it not illegal to listen to police radio communication?


you are well behind the times...I suggest you don't write a letter about
that .....It's called wasting police time.....




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On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 19:51:46 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Monday, 19 December 2016 23:18:13 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 22:57:58 -0000, Simon Mason
wrote:

On Monday, 19 December 2016 22:35:17 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason

wrote:

Where am I at the moment?


Looking for friends somewhere?

Thanks for dobbing me in to the DVLA for driving whilst unfit and
injured - that was a good one!

Letter is in the post to Swansea, as we say.

Do tell....


I got a letter yesterday from the DVLA stating that a 3rd party had
reported me as being advised by my GP not to drive due to my smashed in
left leg that a lorry ran over. "judith" will have done it.

http://bit.ly/2hOPWLr



Oh dear - yet another letter needed :

".........in distress as do the police on a weekly basis as I hear them on
my
scanner."

Is it not illegal to listen to police radio communication?


Nope.

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On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 10:09:53 -0000, GB wrote:

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Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his dog about
yourself.


You could put that more tactfully, but yes Simon has been very unwise to
post so much identifying detail online.


Irrelevant, a grasser deserves to be castrated, chopped into many pieces, then electrocuted.

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On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 17:03:47 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 16:45:18 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 15:39, Simon Mason wrote:
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 10:09:57 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 10:03, bm wrote:

Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his dog about
yourself.

You could put that more tactfully, but yes Simon has been very unwise to
post so much identifying detail online.

I have never posted anything I have later regretted since 1989.


If you post your name and address, you are likely to attract unwelcome
attention. Since you clearly are upset by that, you ought to regret your
posting of information that enabled it.

Besides, weren't you at all upset that I cancelled your car order?


Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.


Someone as rich as you is ****ing stupid to borrow anything.

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Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.

sell your ****ing watch.


Why?

I will be taking home £30000 cash pa and my house is worth £200000..

They will give me a 4% loan over 3 years with no problem at all despite the fact that my credit rating has gone from 999 to 110 as I now have £32000 on 0% credit cards until 2020.


£32000! You're best cancelling those and telling them you can't pay.

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On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 17:27:15 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 17:13, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

sell your ****ing watch.


A valuable item? And it's stored where exactly?

Oh no, there's no problem posting this info online. No downside, at all.


It is on my wrist 24/7 except for when I go for my free sauna where it would get too hot.


Your watch can't handle temperatures that you can? That's odd.

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On Monday, 19 December 2016 23:18:13 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 22:57:58 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Monday, 19 December 2016 22:35:17 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

Where am I at the moment?


Looking for friends somewhere?

Thanks for dobbing me in to the DVLA for driving whilst unfit and injured - that was a good one!

Letter is in the post to Swansea, as we say.


Do tell....


I got a letter yesterday from the DVLA stating that a 3rd party had reported me as being advised by my GP not to drive due to my smashed in left leg that a lorry ran over. "judith" will have done it.

http://bit.ly/2hOPWLr


****'s sake, I've driven successfully with a broken hand. So what are the DVLA doing?

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On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 17:03:47 -0000, Simon Mason
wrote:

On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 16:45:18 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 15:39, Simon Mason wrote:
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 10:09:57 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 10:03, bm wrote:

Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his
dog about
yourself.

You could put that more tactfully, but yes Simon has been very unwise
to
post so much identifying detail online.

I have never posted anything I have later regretted since 1989.

If you post your name and address, you are likely to attract unwelcome
attention. Since you clearly are upset by that, you ought to regret your
posting of information that enabled it.

Besides, weren't you at all upset that I cancelled your car order?


Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to
borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.


Someone as rich as you is ****ing stupid to borrow anything.


Not when you can get it at 0%, you'd be mad
not to and use that money to speculate etc.

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On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 17:40:52 -0000, Judith wrote:

On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 14:57:58 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
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On Monday, 19 December 2016 22:35:17 UTC, Judith wrote:
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Where am I at the moment?


Looking for friends somewhere?


Thanks for dobbing me in to the DVLA for driving whilst unfit and injured - that was a good one!



No probs. - they told me they would ask for a letter from your doctor - is that
what they did? I suggested also a letter from a psychiatrist - but they
actually said they were not concerned about your mental state.
I didn't think that was very good - as people here have such concerns

Haven't BG been in touch yet regarding your free electricity?


Why have you reported someone who attempted to commit suicide to the DVLA as being unfit to drive? You are the lowest form of ****ing scum on this earth and I hope you one day walk in front of a 50 tonne vehicle and don't survive.

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Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to
borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.


Someone as rich as you is ****ing stupid to borrow anything.


Not when you can get it at 0%, you'd be mad
not to and use that money to speculate etc.


Exactly, you just shove £30 at them every month and pay £0 in interest - it costs THEM money.



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Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to
borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.

Someone as rich as you is ****ing stupid to borrow anything.


Not when you can get it at 0%, you'd be mad
not to and use that money to speculate etc.


Exactly, you just shove £30 at them every month and pay £0 in interest - it costs THEM money.


0% is for a limited time. Then you end up with a huge ever increasing debt.

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Haven't BG been in touch yet regarding your free electricity?


Why have you reported someone who attempted to commit suicide to the DVLA as being unfit to drive? You are the lowest form of ****ing scum on this earth and I hope you one day walk in front of a 50 tonne vehicle and don't survive.


As I died 6 times, I actually did technically commit suicide.
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On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 22:52:55 UTC, grjw wrote:
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Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to
borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.

Someone as rich as you is ****ing stupid to borrow anything.

Not when you can get it at 0%, you'd be mad
not to and use that money to speculate etc.


Exactly, you just shove £30 at them every month and pay £0 in interest - it costs THEM money.


0% is for a limited time. Then you end up with a huge ever increasing debt.


It is 0% until 2020, by which time I will have earned £120 000.
Car and credit cards are only £60 000.

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Haven't BG been in touch yet regarding your free electricity?


Why have you reported someone who attempted to commit suicide to the DVLA as being unfit to drive? You are the lowest form of ****ing scum on this earth and I hope you one day walk in front of a 50 tonne vehicle and don't survive.


As I died 6 times, I actually did technically commit suicide.


Don't say that in public, the Judith scum will report you as being clinically dead and unfit to drive.

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On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 23:15:47 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 23:13:34 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 22:52:55 UTC, grjw wrote:
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Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to
borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.

Someone as rich as you is ****ing stupid to borrow anything.

Not when you can get it at 0%, you'd be mad
not to and use that money to speculate etc.

Exactly, you just shove £30 at them every month and pay £0 in interest - it costs THEM money.


0% is for a limited time. Then you end up with a huge ever increasing debt.


It is 0% until 2020, by which time I will have earned £120 000.
Car and credit cards are only £60 000.


Unless something terrible happens.

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Haven't BG been in touch yet regarding your free electricity?

Why have you reported someone who attempted to commit suicide to the
DVLA as being unfit to drive? You are the lowest form of ****ing scum
on this earth and I hope you one day walk in front of a 50 tonne vehicle
and don't survive.


As I died 6 times, I actually did technically commit suicide.


Don't say that in public, the Judith scum will report you as being
clinically dead and unfit to drive.


Bloody funny watching a troll being trolled.




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On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 23:21:24 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 23:19:01 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 23:15:47 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 23:13:34 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

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Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to
borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.

Someone as rich as you is ****ing stupid to borrow anything.

Not when you can get it at 0%, you'd be mad
not to and use that money to speculate etc.

Exactly, you just shove £30 at them every month and pay £0 in interest - it costs THEM money.

0% is for a limited time. Then you end up with a huge ever increasing debt.


It is 0% until 2020, by which time I will have earned £120 000.
Car and credit cards are only £60 000.


Unless something terrible happens.


In which case my house is worth £200 000.



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Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to
borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.

Someone as rich as you is ****ing stupid to borrow anything.

Not when you can get it at 0%, you'd be mad
not to and use that money to speculate etc.


Exactly, you just shove £30 at them every month and pay £0 in interest -
it costs THEM money.


0% is for a limited time.


Yes, but when that time runs out, you just move
it to a new one and use the 0% period on that.

Then you end up with a huge ever increasing debt.


Not when you have enough of a clue
to move the debt to a new 0% offer.

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On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 23:21:24 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 23:19:01 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 23:15:47 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 23:13:34 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 22:52:55 UTC, grjw wrote:
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Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to
borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.

Someone as rich as you is ****ing stupid to borrow anything.

Not when you can get it at 0%, you'd be mad
not to and use that money to speculate etc.

Exactly, you just shove £30 at them every month and pay £0 in interest - it costs THEM money.

0% is for a limited time. Then you end up with a huge ever increasing debt.

It is 0% until 2020, by which time I will have earned £120 000.
Car and credit cards are only £60 000.


Unless something terrible happens.


In which case my house is worth £200 000.


How does that help?

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On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 16:45:18 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 15:39, Simon Mason wrote:
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 10:09:57 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 10:03, bm wrote:

Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his dog about
yourself.

You could put that more tactfully, but yes Simon has been very unwise to
post so much identifying detail online.

I have never posted anything I have later regretted since 1989.


If you post your name and address, you are likely to attract unwelcome
attention. Since you clearly are upset by that, you ought to regret your
posting of information that enabled it.

Besides, weren't you at all upset that I cancelled your car order?


Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.



I hope no-one contacts your future employer : you did share their details with
us after-all.

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sell your ****ing watch.


A valuable item? And it's stored where exactly?

Oh no, there's no problem posting this info online. No downside, at all.



It's in the third drawer down in the front bedroom bed-side-table at the
address he has previously posted here.

Anyone one wants to try and find it may wish to wait until he publishes the
dates when he will next be on holiday on the great vindaloo trip of Europe
(Costing £2,343.56)


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sell your ****ing watch.


A valuable item? And it's stored where exactly?

Oh no, there's no problem posting this info online. No downside, at all.


It is on my wrist 24/7 except for when I go for my free sauna where it would get too hot.



I imagine it is a self-winding one.

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I will be taking home £30000 cash pa and my house is worth £200000.


£30,000 after tax? That's not the job you posted full details about here.

Surely some mistake?

Did you tell them you had tried to top yourself?

I hope no-one else does.


They will give me a 4% loan over 3 years with no problem at all despite the fact that my credit rating has gone from 999 to 110 as I now have £32000 on 0% credit cards until 2020.



I wish I was as well off as yo.

As I'm not - I think I will have to try and top myself by jumping of a bridge
in front of a lorry/

Oh - hang on a minute .......
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Is it not illegal to listen to police radio communication?


It's not the police, but Humber Rescue talking to the cop helicopter in the clear.
Beside which, it is an unwanted EM radiation that is invading my property and I am entitled to see what its nature is.


So it invades your property by the ****-off aerial you have put up on your
house.

Did you need planning permission for that?

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Haven't BG been in touch yet regarding your free electricity?


Nope - I am still on the smart meter waiting list and they are very busy at the moment with other matters to bother about a poxy semi near Hull as they can't seem to get competent staff these days, which is why I will be taking home £2500 pcm next year due to my unique skillset.



Did the advert say "****wit needed" then?

(Did you tell them you had tried to top yourself? - What did they say?)

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On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 17:27:11 +0000, GB wrote:

On 20/12/2016 17:13, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

sell your ****ing watch.


A valuable item? And it's stored where exactly?

Oh no, there's no problem posting this info online. No downside, at all.



It's in the third drawer down in the front bedroom bed-side-table at the
address he has previously posted here.

Anyone one wants to try and find it may wish to wait until he publishes
the
dates when he will next be on holiday on the great vindaloo trip of Europe
(Costing £2,343.56)


Brilliant




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On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 09:03:47 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
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On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 16:45:18 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 15:39, Simon Mason wrote:
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 10:09:57 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 10:03, bm wrote:

Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his
dog about
yourself.

You could put that more tactfully, but yes Simon has been very unwise
to
post so much identifying detail online.

I have never posted anything I have later regretted since 1989.

If you post your name and address, you are likely to attract unwelcome
attention. Since you clearly are upset by that, you ought to regret your
posting of information that enabled it.

Besides, weren't you at all upset that I cancelled your car order?


Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to
borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.



I hope no-one contacts your future employer : you did share their details
with
us after-all.


Oh blimey, my god, that would be terrible wouldn't it, absolutely awful.
LMFAO.


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On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 00:36:05 UTC, Judith wrote:


Anyone one wants to try and find it may wish to wait until he publishes the
dates when he will next be on holiday on the great vindaloo trip of Europe
(Costing £2,343.56)


I will probably have to cancel my Greenland cruise though 1-14 AUG 17.
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On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 00:36:57 UTC, Judith wrote:


I imagine it is a self-winding one.


Solar powered actually.

http://bit.ly/2hpgsHA
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I will be taking home £30000 cash pa and my house is worth £200000.

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On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 17:27:11 +0000, GB wrote:

On 20/12/2016 17:13, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

sell your ****ing watch.


A valuable item? And it's stored where exactly?

Oh no, there's no problem posting this info online. No downside, at all.



It's in the third drawer down in the front bedroom bed-side-table at the
address he has previously posted here.

Anyone one wants to try and find it may wish to wait until he publishes
the
dates when he will next be on holiday on the great vindaloo trip of Europe
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Unlikely that he wont be taking it with him given that that why he bought
it, ****wit.



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On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 17:40:54 UTC, Judith wrote:


Haven't BG been in touch yet regarding your free electricity?


No but I have put a sign up in the porch stating that I will be on a world cruise from Southampton between 10JAN17 - 12MAY17 and to call back in June 2017.
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On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 00:41:56 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 10:48:36 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
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I will be taking home £30000 cash pa and my house is worth £200000.


£30,000 after tax? That's not the job you posted full details about here.


£1800 BP pension + £1800 new job - £tax/NI = £2500 pcm x 12 = £30000.


We are all well impressed - and oh so envious.

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Haven't BG been in touch yet regarding your free electricity?


No but I have put a sign up in the porch stating that I will be on a world cruise from Southampton between 10JAN17 - 12MAY17 and to call back in June 2017.


Are you telling us the house - the address you have recently published - is
going to be empty during that period?

I hope you don't get broken in to whilst you are away.

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On 21/12/16 20:51, Judith wrote:
On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 19:54:49 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
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On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 00:41:56 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 10:48:36 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
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I will be taking home £30000 cash pa and my house is worth £200000.

£30,000 after tax? That's not the job you posted full details about here.


£1800 BP pension + £1800 new job - £tax/NI = £2500 pcm x 12 = £30000.


We are all well impressed - and oh so envious.

Ae we? What of?

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On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 18:54:08 UTC, Judith wrote:

No but I have put a sign up in the porch stating that I will be on a world cruise from Southampton between 10JAN17 - 12MAY17 and to call back in June 2017.


Are you telling us the house - the address you have recently published - is
going to be empty during that period?

I hope you don't get broken in to whilst you are away.


That's very kind of you. You haven't found God as well, have you?
It is never too late to repent all of your past hates, stalkings and harassment you know.

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