UK diy (uk.d-i-y) For the discussion of all topics related to diy (do-it-yourself) in the UK. All levels of experience and proficency are welcome to join in to ask questions or offer solutions.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,058
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

Where am I at the moment?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz23pstWgAAeY6e.jpg
  #2   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 267
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On 17/12/2016 06:18, Simon Mason wrote:
Where am I at the moment?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz23pstWgAAeY6e.jpg

Doggerland?
  #3   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 10,998
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

You are aliving jpeg?
Brian

--
----- -
This newsgroup posting comes to you directly from...
The Sofa of Brian Gaff...

Blind user, so no pictures please!
"Simon Mason" wrote in message
...
Where am I at the moment?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz23pstWgAAeY6e.jpg


  #4   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 436
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On 17/12/2016 06:18, Simon Mason wrote:
Where am I at the moment?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz23pstWgAAeY6e.jpg


**** creek?
  #5   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On Saturday, 17 December 2016 06:18:06 UTC, Simon Mason wrote:
Where am I at the moment?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz23pstWgAAeY6e.jpg


Dangling from a weather balloon munching a pie?


  #6   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
Reg Reg is offline
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On Saturday, 17 December 2016 06:18:06 UTC, Simon Mason wrote:
Where am I at the moment?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz23pstWgAAeY6e.jpg


  #7   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800, Simon Mason wrote:

Where am I at the moment?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz23pstWgAAeY6e.jpg


queer street????.....
  #8   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
ARW ARW is offline
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 10,161
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On 18/12/2016 14:11, Jimbo wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800, Simon Mason wrote:

Where am I at the moment?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz23pstWgAAeY6e.jpg


queer street????.....


BTW I have a nail that needs a good ****ing.

I am going to hit it with a hammer.

Or should I shove the hammer up SM's arse without any lube


--
Adam
  #9   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
GB GB is offline
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 4,768
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On 18/12/2016 14:52, ARW wrote:

Or should I shove the hammer up SM's arse without any lube


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38326772



  #10   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 4,069
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

En el artículo , ARW adamwadsworth@b
lueyonder.co.uk escribió:

BTW I have a nail that needs a good ****ing.


ITYM "a **** that needs a good nailing".

Or should I shove the hammer up SM's arse without any lube


He'd probably enjoy it.

--
(\_/)
(='.'=) systemd: the Linux version of Windows 10
(")_(")


  #11   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,058
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On Monday, 19 December 2016 10:36:41 UTC, Mike Tomlinson wrote:

Or should I shove the hammer up SM's arse without any lube


He'd probably enjoy it.


I am 100% straight, pal.

  #12   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 350
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

Where am I at the moment?



Looking for friends somewhere?
  #13   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 350
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On Sun, 18 Dec 2016 14:52:21 +0000, ARW wrote:

On 18/12/2016 14:11, Jimbo wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800, Simon Mason wrote:

Where am I at the moment?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz23pstWgAAeY6e.jpg


queer street????.....


BTW I have a nail that needs a good ****ing.

I am going to hit it with a hammer.

Or should I shove the hammer up SM's arse without any lube



Why on earth do you want to give him pleasure?

  #14   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,058
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On Monday, 19 December 2016 22:35:17 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

Where am I at the moment?



Looking for friends somewhere?


Thanks for dobbing me in to the DVLA for driving whilst unfit and injured - that was a good one!

Letter is in the post to Swansea, as we say.

  #15   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,373
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 10:10:13 -0000, GB wrote:

On 18/12/2016 14:52, ARW wrote:

Or should I shove the hammer up SM's arse without any lube


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38326772


Oh now that's funny.

--
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.


  #16   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,373
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 22:57:58 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Monday, 19 December 2016 22:35:17 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

Where am I at the moment?



Looking for friends somewhere?


Thanks for dobbing me in to the DVLA for driving whilst unfit and injured - that was a good one!

Letter is in the post to Swansea, as we say.


Do tell....

--
FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica , 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
  #17   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,373
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On Sat, 17 Dec 2016 06:18:01 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

Where am I at the moment?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz23pstWgAAeY6e.jpg


Drowning?

--
FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica , 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
  #18   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,058
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On Monday, 19 December 2016 23:18:13 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 22:57:58 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Monday, 19 December 2016 22:35:17 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

Where am I at the moment?


Looking for friends somewhere?


Thanks for dobbing me in to the DVLA for driving whilst unfit and injured - that was a good one!

Letter is in the post to Swansea, as we say.


Do tell....


I got a letter yesterday from the DVLA stating that a 3rd party had reported me as being advised by my GP not to drive due to my smashed in left leg that a lorry ran over. "judith" will have done it.

http://bit.ly/2hOPWLr
  #19   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 40,893
Default Best tool for the job Pt13



"Simon Mason" wrote in message
...
On Monday, 19 December 2016 23:18:13 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 22:57:58 -0000, Simon Mason
wrote:

On Monday, 19 December 2016 22:35:17 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason

wrote:

Where am I at the moment?


Looking for friends somewhere?

Thanks for dobbing me in to the DVLA for driving whilst unfit and
injured - that was a good one!

Letter is in the post to Swansea, as we say.


Do tell....


I got a letter yesterday from the DVLA stating that a 3rd party had
reported me as being advised by my GP not to drive due to my
smashed in left leg that a lorry ran over. "judith" will have done it.


What a ****ing arsehole.

http://bit.ly/2hOPWLr


  #20   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,058
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 04:58:47 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:

I got a letter yesterday from the DVLA stating that a 3rd party had
reported me as being advised by my GP not to drive due to my
smashed in left leg that a lorry ran over. "judith" will have done it.


What a ****ing arsehole.

http://bit.ly/2hOPWLr


It is what trolls do - judith will now be working on tackling my free BG electricity.

I expect another letter will arrive from them very soon.



  #21   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 40,893
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

Simon Mason wrote
Rod Speed wrote


I got a letter yesterday from the DVLA stating that a 3rd party had
reported me as being advised by my GP not to drive due to my
smashed in left leg that a lorry ran over. "judith" will have done it.


What a ****ing arsehole.


http://bit.ly/2hOPWLr


It is what trolls do


Few are as total an arsehole as that.

- judith will now be working on tackling my free BG electricity.


True.

I expect another letter will arrive from them very soon.


I have always been sure that they would have billed you for
the electricity you have used when they show up to replace
the meter with a smart meter and you refuse to allow them
to change the meter and they force you to allow them to
read the current meter.
  #22   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
GB GB is offline
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 4,768
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On 20/12/2016 03:51, Simon Mason wrote:

http://bit.ly/2hOPWLr


You seem to have a fungal nail infection of your right big toe.
  #23   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,058
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 08:55:09 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:
Simon Mason wrote
Rod Speed wrote


I got a letter yesterday from the DVLA stating that a 3rd party had
reported me as being advised by my GP not to drive due to my
smashed in left leg that a lorry ran over. "judith" will have done it.


What a ****ing arsehole.


http://bit.ly/2hOPWLr


It is what trolls do


http://bit.ly/2gWWliX
  #24   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,300
Default Best tool for the job Pt13


"Simon Mason" wrote in message
...
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 04:58:47 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:

I got a letter yesterday from the DVLA stating that a 3rd party had
reported me as being advised by my GP not to drive due to my
smashed in left leg that a lorry ran over. "judith" will have done it.


What a ****ing arsehole.

http://bit.ly/2hOPWLr


It is what trolls do - judith will now be working on tackling my free BG
electricity.

I expect another letter will arrive from them very soon.


Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his dog about
yourself.


  #25   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
GB GB is offline
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 4,768
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On 20/12/2016 10:03, bm wrote:

Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his dog about
yourself.


You could put that more tactfully, but yes Simon has been very unwise to
post so much identifying detail online.



  #26   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,058
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 10:09:57 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 10:03, bm wrote:

Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his dog about
yourself.


You could put that more tactfully, but yes Simon has been very unwise to
post so much identifying detail online.


I have never posted anything I have later regretted since 1989.

  #27   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
GB GB is offline
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 4,768
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On 20/12/2016 15:39, Simon Mason wrote:
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 10:09:57 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 10:03, bm wrote:

Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his dog about
yourself.


You could put that more tactfully, but yes Simon has been very unwise to
post so much identifying detail online.


I have never posted anything I have later regretted since 1989.


If you post your name and address, you are likely to attract unwelcome
attention. Since you clearly are upset by that, you ought to regret your
posting of information that enabled it.

Besides, weren't you at all upset that I cancelled your car order?


  #28   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,058
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 16:45:18 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 15:39, Simon Mason wrote:
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 10:09:57 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 10:03, bm wrote:

Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his dog about
yourself.

You could put that more tactfully, but yes Simon has been very unwise to
post so much identifying detail online.


I have never posted anything I have later regretted since 1989.


If you post your name and address, you are likely to attract unwelcome
attention. Since you clearly are upset by that, you ought to regret your
posting of information that enabled it.

Besides, weren't you at all upset that I cancelled your car order?


Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.

  #29   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 39,563
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On 20/12/16 19:03, Simon Mason wrote:
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 16:45:18 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 15:39, Simon Mason wrote:
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 10:09:57 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 10:03, bm wrote:

Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his dog about
yourself.

You could put that more tactfully, but yes Simon has been very unwise to
post so much identifying detail online.

I have never posted anything I have later regretted since 1989.


If you post your name and address, you are likely to attract unwelcome
attention. Since you clearly are upset by that, you ought to regret your
posting of information that enabled it.

Besides, weren't you at all upset that I cancelled your car order?


Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.

sell your ****ing watch.

  #30   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
GB GB is offline
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 4,768
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On 20/12/2016 17:13, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

sell your ****ing watch.


A valuable item? And it's stored where exactly?

Oh no, there's no problem posting this info online. No downside, at all.




  #31   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 350
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 14:57:58 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Monday, 19 December 2016 22:35:17 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

Where am I at the moment?



Looking for friends somewhere?


Thanks for dobbing me in to the DVLA for driving whilst unfit and injured - that was a good one!



No probs. - they told me they would ask for a letter from your doctor - is that
what they did? I suggested also a letter from a psychiatrist - but they
actually said they were not concerned about your mental state.
I didn't think that was very good - as people here have such concerns

Haven't BG been in touch yet regarding your free electricity?

  #32   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,300
Default Best tool for the job Pt13


"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
news
On 20/12/16 19:03, Simon Mason wrote:
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 16:45:18 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 15:39, Simon Mason wrote:
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 10:09:57 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 10:03, bm wrote:

Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his
dog about
yourself.

You could put that more tactfully, but yes Simon has been very unwise
to
post so much identifying detail online.

I have never posted anything I have later regretted since 1989.

If you post your name and address, you are likely to attract unwelcome
attention. Since you clearly are upset by that, you ought to regret your
posting of information that enabled it.

Besides, weren't you at all upset that I cancelled your car order?


Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to
borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.

sell your ****ing watch.


PML.
Almost had me but i'd just swallowed.



  #33   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,300
Default Best tool for the job Pt13


"Simon Mason" wrote in message
...
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 10:09:57 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 10:03, bm wrote:

Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his dog
about
yourself.


You could put that more tactfully, but yes Simon has been very unwise to
post so much identifying detail online.


I have never posted anything I have later regretted since 1989.


Good man, expect a few more people to dob you in, then.


  #34   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,058
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 17:27:15 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 17:13, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

sell your ****ing watch.


A valuable item? And it's stored where exactly?

Oh no, there's no problem posting this info online. No downside, at all.


It is on my wrist 24/7 except for when I go for my free sauna where it would get too hot.

  #35   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,058
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 17:40:54 UTC, Judith wrote:


Haven't BG been in touch yet regarding your free electricity?


Nope - I am still on the smart meter waiting list and they are very busy at the moment with other matters to bother about a poxy semi near Hull as they can't seem to get competent staff these days, which is why I will be taking home £2500 pcm next year due to my unique skillset.


  #36   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 6,213
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On 19/12/2016 23:17, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 10:10:13 -0000, GB wrote:

On 18/12/2016 14:52, ARW wrote:

Or should I shove the hammer up SM's arse without any lube


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38326772


Oh now that's funny.

At the moment the favourite form of knife assault in LOndon
is called 'bagging'.

That's street slang for colostomy bag, which is necessary
(at great cost to the NHS) after knife victims are stabbed
up the anus.
  #37   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y,uk.radio.amateur,uk.legal
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 350
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 19:51:46 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Monday, 19 December 2016 23:18:13 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 22:57:58 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Monday, 19 December 2016 22:35:17 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

Where am I at the moment?


Looking for friends somewhere?

Thanks for dobbing me in to the DVLA for driving whilst unfit and injured - that was a good one!

Letter is in the post to Swansea, as we say.


Do tell....


I got a letter yesterday from the DVLA stating that a 3rd party had reported me as being advised by my GP not to drive due to my smashed in left leg that a lorry ran over. "judith" will have done it.

http://bit.ly/2hOPWLr



Oh dear - yet another letter needed :

".........in distress as do the police on a weekly basis as I hear them on my
scanner."

Is it not illegal to listen to police radio communication?
  #38   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,058
Default Best tool for the job Pt13


No probs. - they told me they would ask for a letter from your doctor - is that
what they did?


Yes - here was my reply.
Letter is the the post as we speak.

http://bit.ly/2icakT7
  #39   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,058
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 17:13:03 UTC, The Natural Philosopher wrote:


Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.

sell your ****ing watch.


Why?

I will be taking home £30000 cash pa and my house is worth £200000.
  #40   Report Post  
Posted to uk.d-i-y
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,058
Default Best tool for the job Pt13

On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 18:41:57 UTC, Judith wrote:


Is it not illegal to listen to police radio communication?


It's not the police, but Humber Rescue talking to the cop helicopter in the clear.
Beside which, it is an unwanted EM radiation that is invading my property and I am entitled to see what its nature is.


Reply
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules

Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Powered crimping tool equivalent to COPALUM tool Harry Muscle Home Repair 23 May 1st 16 08:31 PM
Powered crimping tool equivalent to COPALUM tool Harry Muscle Home Ownership 19 April 30th 16 06:44 PM
Calculator Tool Online - Handy Tool to use in day to day home repair EngineerEDGE Home Repair 0 February 29th 08 03:55 PM
fa: anyone feel creative - maybe make this tool kit into a pen pressing together tool? William Noble Woodturning 0 September 30th 07 06:22 PM
Iscar Parting Tool and Tool Block Question... Steve Metalworking 6 June 27th 04 09:48 AM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 10:00 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004-2024 DIYbanter.
The comments are property of their posters.
 

About Us

"It's about DIY & home improvement"