Simon Mason wrote
GB wrote
The Natural Philosopher wrote

sell your ****ing watch.

A valuable item? And it's stored where exactly?

Oh no, there's no problem posting this info online. No downside, at all.

It is on my wrist 24/7 except for when I go for
my free sauna where it would get too hot.

So all anyone has to do is wait for you to head into the sauna and grab it.

Bet the arsehole is furiously combing your posts to see when you have said
you sauna.