On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 18:48:36 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 17:13:03 UTC, The Natural Philosopher wrote:


Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.

sell your ****ing watch.

Why?

I will be taking home £30000 cash pa and my house is worth £200000..

They will give me a 4% loan over 3 years with no problem at all despite the fact that my credit rating has gone from 999 to 110 as I now have £32000 on 0% credit cards until 2020.

£32000! You're best cancelling those and telling them you can't pay.

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Host Peter Marshall: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year?
Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy growing strawberries!