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Where am I at the moment?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz23pstWgAAeY6e.jpg

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On 17/12/2016 06:18, Simon Mason wrote:
Where am I at the moment?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz23pstWgAAeY6e.jpg

Doggerland?

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Where am I at the moment?

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On 17/12/2016 06:18, Simon Mason wrote:
Where am I at the moment?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz23pstWgAAeY6e.jpg


**** creek?

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On Saturday, 17 December 2016 06:18:06 UTC, Simon Mason wrote:
Where am I at the moment?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz23pstWgAAeY6e.jpg

Dangling from a weather balloon munching a pie?

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On Saturday, 17 December 2016 06:18:06 UTC, Simon Mason wrote:
Where am I at the moment?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz23pstWgAAeY6e.jpg

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On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800, Simon Mason wrote:

Where am I at the moment?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz23pstWgAAeY6e.jpg

queer street????.....

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On 18/12/2016 14:11, Jimbo wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800, Simon Mason wrote:

Where am I at the moment?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz23pstWgAAeY6e.jpg

queer street????.....


BTW I have a nail that needs a good ****ing.

I am going to hit it with a hammer.

Or should I shove the hammer up SM's arse without any lube


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On 18/12/2016 14:52, ARW wrote:

Or should I shove the hammer up SM's arse without any lube

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38326772

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En el artículo , ARW adamwadsworth@b
lueyonder.co.uk escribió:

BTW I have a nail that needs a good ****ing.

ITYM "a **** that needs a good nailing".

Or should I shove the hammer up SM's arse without any lube

He'd probably enjoy it.

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On Monday, 19 December 2016 10:36:41 UTC, Mike Tomlinson wrote:

Or should I shove the hammer up SM's arse without any lube

He'd probably enjoy it.

I am 100% straight, pal.

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On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

Where am I at the moment?


Looking for friends somewhere?

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On Sun, 18 Dec 2016 14:52:21 +0000, ARW wrote:

On 18/12/2016 14:11, Jimbo wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800, Simon Mason wrote:

Where am I at the moment?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz23pstWgAAeY6e.jpg

queer street????.....


BTW I have a nail that needs a good ****ing.

I am going to hit it with a hammer.

Or should I shove the hammer up SM's arse without any lube


Why on earth do you want to give him pleasure?

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On Monday, 19 December 2016 22:35:17 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

Where am I at the moment?


Looking for friends somewhere?

Thanks for dobbing me in to the DVLA for driving whilst unfit and injured - that was a good one!

Letter is in the post to Swansea, as we say.

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On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 10:10:13 -0000, GB wrote:

On 18/12/2016 14:52, ARW wrote:

Or should I shove the hammer up SM's arse without any lube

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38326772

Oh now that's funny.

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On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 22:57:58 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Monday, 19 December 2016 22:35:17 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

Where am I at the moment?


Looking for friends somewhere?

Thanks for dobbing me in to the DVLA for driving whilst unfit and injured - that was a good one!

Letter is in the post to Swansea, as we say.

Do tell....

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On Sat, 17 Dec 2016 06:18:01 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

Where am I at the moment?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz23pstWgAAeY6e.jpg

Drowning?

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On Monday, 19 December 2016 23:18:13 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 22:57:58 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Monday, 19 December 2016 22:35:17 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

Where am I at the moment?


Looking for friends somewhere?

Thanks for dobbing me in to the DVLA for driving whilst unfit and injured - that was a good one!

Letter is in the post to Swansea, as we say.

Do tell....

I got a letter yesterday from the DVLA stating that a 3rd party had reported me as being advised by my GP not to drive due to my smashed in left leg that a lorry ran over. "judith" will have done it.

http://bit.ly/2hOPWLr

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"Simon Mason" wrote in message
...
On Monday, 19 December 2016 23:18:13 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 22:57:58 -0000, Simon Mason
wrote:

On Monday, 19 December 2016 22:35:17 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason

wrote:

Where am I at the moment?


Looking for friends somewhere?

Thanks for dobbing me in to the DVLA for driving whilst unfit and
injured - that was a good one!

Letter is in the post to Swansea, as we say.

Do tell....

I got a letter yesterday from the DVLA stating that a 3rd party had
reported me as being advised by my GP not to drive due to my
smashed in left leg that a lorry ran over. "judith" will have done it.

What a ****ing arsehole.

http://bit.ly/2hOPWLr

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On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 04:58:47 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:

I got a letter yesterday from the DVLA stating that a 3rd party had
reported me as being advised by my GP not to drive due to my
smashed in left leg that a lorry ran over. "judith" will have done it.

What a ****ing arsehole.

http://bit.ly/2hOPWLr

It is what trolls do - judith will now be working on tackling my free BG electricity.

I expect another letter will arrive from them very soon.

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Simon Mason wrote
Rod Speed wrote

I got a letter yesterday from the DVLA stating that a 3rd party had
reported me as being advised by my GP not to drive due to my
smashed in left leg that a lorry ran over. "judith" will have done it.

What a ****ing arsehole.

http://bit.ly/2hOPWLr

It is what trolls do

Few are as total an arsehole as that.

- judith will now be working on tackling my free BG electricity.

True.

I expect another letter will arrive from them very soon.

I have always been sure that they would have billed you for
the electricity you have used when they show up to replace
the meter with a smart meter and you refuse to allow them
to change the meter and they force you to allow them to
read the current meter.

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On 20/12/2016 03:51, Simon Mason wrote:

http://bit.ly/2hOPWLr


You seem to have a fungal nail infection of your right big toe.

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On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 08:55:09 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:
Simon Mason wrote
Rod Speed wrote

I got a letter yesterday from the DVLA stating that a 3rd party had
reported me as being advised by my GP not to drive due to my
smashed in left leg that a lorry ran over. "judith" will have done it.

What a ****ing arsehole.

http://bit.ly/2hOPWLr

It is what trolls do

http://bit.ly/2gWWliX

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"Simon Mason" wrote in message
...
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 04:58:47 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:

I got a letter yesterday from the DVLA stating that a 3rd party had
reported me as being advised by my GP not to drive due to my
smashed in left leg that a lorry ran over. "judith" will have done it.

What a ****ing arsehole.

http://bit.ly/2hOPWLr

It is what trolls do - judith will now be working on tackling my free BG
electricity.

I expect another letter will arrive from them very soon.

Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his dog about
yourself.

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On 20/12/2016 10:03, bm wrote:

Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his dog about
yourself.

You could put that more tactfully, but yes Simon has been very unwise to
post so much identifying detail online.

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On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 10:09:57 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 10:03, bm wrote:

Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his dog about
yourself.

You could put that more tactfully, but yes Simon has been very unwise to
post so much identifying detail online.

I have never posted anything I have later regretted since 1989.

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On 20/12/2016 15:39, Simon Mason wrote:
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 10:09:57 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 10:03, bm wrote:

Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his dog about
yourself.

You could put that more tactfully, but yes Simon has been very unwise to
post so much identifying detail online.

I have never posted anything I have later regretted since 1989.

If you post your name and address, you are likely to attract unwelcome
attention. Since you clearly are upset by that, you ought to regret your
posting of information that enabled it.

Besides, weren't you at all upset that I cancelled your car order? ;)

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On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 16:45:18 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 15:39, Simon Mason wrote:
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 10:09:57 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 10:03, bm wrote:

Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his dog about
yourself.

You could put that more tactfully, but yes Simon has been very unwise to
post so much identifying detail online.

I have never posted anything I have later regretted since 1989.

If you post your name and address, you are likely to attract unwelcome
attention. Since you clearly are upset by that, you ought to regret your
posting of information that enabled it.

Besides, weren't you at all upset that I cancelled your car order? ;)

Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.

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On 20/12/16 19:03, Simon Mason wrote:
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 16:45:18 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 15:39, Simon Mason wrote:
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 10:09:57 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 10:03, bm wrote:

Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his dog about
yourself.

You could put that more tactfully, but yes Simon has been very unwise to
post so much identifying detail online.

I have never posted anything I have later regretted since 1989.

If you post your name and address, you are likely to attract unwelcome
attention. Since you clearly are upset by that, you ought to regret your
posting of information that enabled it.

Besides, weren't you at all upset that I cancelled your car order? ;)

Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.

sell your ****ing watch.

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On 20/12/2016 17:13, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

sell your ****ing watch.


A valuable item? And it's stored where exactly?

Oh no, there's no problem posting this info online. No downside, at all.

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On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 14:57:58 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Monday, 19 December 2016 22:35:17 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

Where am I at the moment?


Looking for friends somewhere?

Thanks for dobbing me in to the DVLA for driving whilst unfit and injured - that was a good one!


No probs. - they told me they would ask for a letter from your doctor - is that
what they did? I suggested also a letter from a psychiatrist - but they
actually said they were not concerned about your mental state.
I didn't think that was very good - as people here have such concerns

Haven't BG been in touch yet regarding your free electricity?

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"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
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On 20/12/16 19:03, Simon Mason wrote:
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 16:45:18 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 15:39, Simon Mason wrote:
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 10:09:57 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 10:03, bm wrote:

Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his
dog about
yourself.

You could put that more tactfully, but yes Simon has been very unwise
to
post so much identifying detail online.

I have never posted anything I have later regretted since 1989.

If you post your name and address, you are likely to attract unwelcome
attention. Since you clearly are upset by that, you ought to regret your
posting of information that enabled it.

Besides, weren't you at all upset that I cancelled your car order? ;)

Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to
borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.

sell your ****ing watch.

PML.
Almost had me but i'd just swallowed.

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"Simon Mason" wrote in message
...
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 10:09:57 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 10:03, bm wrote:

Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his dog
about
yourself.

You could put that more tactfully, but yes Simon has been very unwise to
post so much identifying detail online.

I have never posted anything I have later regretted since 1989.

Good man, expect a few more people to dob you in, then.

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On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 17:27:15 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 17:13, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

sell your ****ing watch.


A valuable item? And it's stored where exactly?

Oh no, there's no problem posting this info online. No downside, at all.

It is on my wrist 24/7 except for when I go for my free sauna where it would get too hot.

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On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 17:40:54 UTC, Judith wrote:


Haven't BG been in touch yet regarding your free electricity?

Nope - I am still on the smart meter waiting list and they are very busy at the moment with other matters to bother about a poxy semi near Hull as they can't seem to get competent staff these days, which is why I will be taking home £2500 pcm next year due to my unique skillset.

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On 19/12/2016 23:17, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 10:10:13 -0000, GB wrote:

On 18/12/2016 14:52, ARW wrote:

Or should I shove the hammer up SM's arse without any lube

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38326772

Oh now that's funny.

At the moment the favourite form of knife assault in LOndon
is called 'bagging'.

That's street slang for colostomy bag, which is necessary
(at great cost to the NHS) after knife victims are stabbed
up the anus.

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On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 19:51:46 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Monday, 19 December 2016 23:18:13 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2016 22:57:58 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Monday, 19 December 2016 22:35:17 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

Where am I at the moment?


Looking for friends somewhere?

Thanks for dobbing me in to the DVLA for driving whilst unfit and injured - that was a good one!

Letter is in the post to Swansea, as we say.

Do tell....

I got a letter yesterday from the DVLA stating that a 3rd party had reported me as being advised by my GP not to drive due to my smashed in left leg that a lorry ran over. "judith" will have done it.

http://bit.ly/2hOPWLr


Oh dear - yet another letter needed :

".........in distress as do the police on a weekly basis as I hear them on my
scanner."

Is it not illegal to listen to police radio communication?

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No probs. - they told me they would ask for a letter from your doctor - is that
what they did?

Yes - here was my reply.
Letter is the the post as we speak.

http://bit.ly/2icakT7

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On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 17:13:03 UTC, The Natural Philosopher wrote:


Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.

sell your ****ing watch.

Why?

I will be taking home £30000 cash pa and my house is worth £200000.

Best tool for the job Pt13
 

On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 18:41:57 UTC, Judith wrote:


Is it not illegal to listen to police radio communication?

It's not the police, but Humber Rescue talking to the cop helicopter in the clear.
Beside which, it is an unwanted EM radiation that is invading my property and I am entitled to see what its nature is.