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James Wilkinson Sword December 21st 16 08:49 PM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Wed, 21 Dec 2016 00:44:49 -0000, Judith wrote:

On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 10:51:36 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 18:41:57 UTC, Judith wrote:


Is it not illegal to listen to police radio communication?


It's not the police, but Humber Rescue talking to the cop helicopter in the clear.
Beside which, it is an unwanted EM radiation that is invading my property and I am entitled to see what its nature is.


So it invades your property by the ****-off aerial you have put up on your
house.

Did you need planning permission for that?


Planning permission is not required for aerials you nosy grasser. And I'm quite sure if anyone who actually lives near him didn't like it, they'd have complained anyway, so don't bother.

--
What's the German word for Vaseline?
Vienerslide.

James Wilkinson Sword December 21st 16 08:49 PM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Wed, 21 Dec 2016 00:32:12 -0000, Judith wrote:

On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 09:03:47 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 16:45:18 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 15:39, Simon Mason wrote:
On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 10:09:57 UTC, GB wrote:
On 20/12/2016 10:03, bm wrote:

Then you shouldn't be such a dickhead as to tell the world and his dog about
yourself.

You could put that more tactfully, but yes Simon has been very unwise to
post so much identifying detail online.

I have never posted anything I have later regretted since 1989.

If you post your name and address, you are likely to attract unwelcome
attention. Since you clearly are upset by that, you ought to regret your
posting of information that enabled it.

Besides, weren't you at all upset that I cancelled your car order? ;)


Well, I haven't actually got the nod on my new job yet and I need to borrow £27000 by 1MAR17.



I hope no-one contacts your future employer : you did share their details with
us after-all.


Translation: "I am about to tell your future employer everything I can think of to stop you getting the job". Grow up.

--
If the Internet is a superhighway, then AOL must be a fleet of farm equipment that straddles five lanes and pays no heed to "Keep Right Except to Pass" signs.

James Wilkinson Sword December 21st 16 08:50 PM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Wed, 21 Dec 2016 00:36:03 -0000, Judith wrote:

On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 17:27:11 +0000, GB wrote:

On 20/12/2016 17:13, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

sell your ****ing watch.


A valuable item? And it's stored where exactly?

Oh no, there's no problem posting this info online. No downside, at all.



It's in the third drawer down in the front bedroom bed-side-table at the
address he has previously posted here.

Anyone one wants to try and find it may wish to wait until he publishes the
dates when he will next be on holiday on the great vindaloo trip of Europe
(Costing £2,343.56)


I hope his house gets broken into, because you'll get blamed for it.

--
"Why do the birds fly south to Africa in the autumn?"
"Because it's too far for them to walk."

Simon Mason December 21st 16 09:36 PM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 20:49:56 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

I hope no-one contacts your future employer : you did share their details with
us after-all.


Translation: "I am about to tell your future employer everything I can think of to stop you getting the job". Grow up.


So someone is going to reject a man with 40 years' experience and a chemistry degree due to him being dobbed in by some fat, sad ******* in Collyhurst?



Rod Speed December 21st 16 09:56 PM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
Simon Mason wrote
James Wilkinson Sword wrote


I hope no-one contacts your future employer :
you did share their details with us after-all.


Translation: "I am about to tell your future employer everything
I can think of to stop you getting the job". Grow up.


He's actually grown fat instead.

So someone is going to reject a man with 40 years'
experience and a chemistry degree due to him being
dobbed in by some fat, sad ******* in Collyhurst?


They might if they have more than one applicant with those
qualifications and you hadn't told them about the attempted
suicide. Thought you said that you did tell them tho.

James Wilkinson Sword December 21st 16 10:04 PM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Wed, 21 Dec 2016 21:36:59 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 20:49:56 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

I hope no-one contacts your future employer : you did share their details with
us after-all.


Translation: "I am about to tell your future employer everything I can think of to stop you getting the job". Grow up.


So someone is going to reject a man with 40 years' experience and a chemistry degree due to him being dobbed in by some fat, sad ******* in Collyhurst?


Depends what she digs up.

--
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one -- George Bernard Shaw

James Wilkinson Sword December 21st 16 10:04 PM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Wed, 21 Dec 2016 21:36:59 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 20:49:56 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

I hope no-one contacts your future employer : you did share their details with
us after-all.


Translation: "I am about to tell your future employer everything I can think of to stop you getting the job". Grow up.


So someone is going to reject a man with 40 years' experience and a chemistry degree due to him being dobbed in by some fat, sad ******* in Collyhurst?


What are the DVLA doing about your license?

--
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one -- George Bernard Shaw

Simon Mason December 21st 16 10:25 PM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 22:04:38 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


So someone is going to reject a man with 40 years' experience and a chemistry degree due to him being dobbed in by some fat, sad ******* in Collyhurst?


What are the DVLA doing about your license?


LICENCE? NOT A CARROT.

Simon Mason December 21st 16 10:26 PM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 21:56:08 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:

They might if they have more than one applicant with those
qualifications


From a local chav with tatts and a beard?
DON'T THINK SO!!

James Wilkinson Sword December 21st 16 10:45 PM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Wed, 21 Dec 2016 22:26:53 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 21:56:08 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:

They might if they have more than one applicant with those
qualifications


From a local chav with tatts and a beard?
DON'T THINK SO!!


Simon Mason:
Qualities:
Looks down on anyone he considers beneath him.

Well you might get to be a manager that way.

--
A lawyer is simply a computer on two legs. It cannot think for itself, all it can do is remember vast amounts of information - past cases, billions of strange laws, etc.

James Wilkinson Sword December 21st 16 10:46 PM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Wed, 21 Dec 2016 22:25:08 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 22:04:38 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


So someone is going to reject a man with 40 years' experience and a chemistry degree due to him being dobbed in by some fat, sad ******* in Collyhurst?


What are the DVLA doing about your license?


LICENCE? NOT A CARROT.


But Judith claimed you are driving while unfit to. Otherwise why did they send you a letter?

--
To err is human. To really **** things up requires a computer.

Judith December 22nd 16 10:29 AM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Wed, 21 Dec 2016 13:36:59 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 20:49:56 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

I hope no-one contacts your future employer : you did share their details with
us after-all.


Translation: "I am about to tell your future employer everything I can think of to stop you getting the job". Grow up.


So someone is going to reject a man with 40 years' experience and a chemistry degree due to him being dobbed in by some fat, sad ******* in Collyhurst?



Ah yes : a "chemistry degree",

Judith December 22nd 16 10:32 AM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Wed, 21 Dec 2016 11:25:03 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 18:54:08 UTC, Judith wrote:

No but I have put a sign up in the porch stating that I will be on a world cruise from Southampton between 10JAN17 - 12MAY17 and to call back in June 2017.


Are you telling us the house - the address you have recently published - is
going to be empty during that period?

I hope you don't get broken in to whilst you are away.


That's very kind of you. You haven't found God as well, have you?



Nah - if I start looking I might try and top myself : I understand that that is
quite common.


The Natural Philosopher[_2_] December 22nd 16 10:34 AM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On 22/12/16 12:29, Judith wrote:
On Wed, 21 Dec 2016 13:36:59 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 20:49:56 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

I hope no-one contacts your future employer : you did share their details with
us after-all.

Translation: "I am about to tell your future employer everything I can think of to stop you getting the job". Grow up.


So someone is going to reject a man with 40 years' experience and a chemistry degree due to him being dobbed in by some fat, sad ******* in Collyhurst?



Ah yes : a "chemistry degree",

more like "Pharmacology, and Needlework".

Dr. Sandringham December 22nd 16 12:20 PM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Wed, 21 Dec 2016 13:36:59 -0800, Simon Mason wrote:

On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 20:49:56 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword
wrote:

I hope no-one contacts your future employer : you did share their
details with us after-all.


Translation: "I am about to tell your future employer everything I can
think of to stop you getting the job". Grow up.


So someone is going to reject a man with 40 years' experience and a
chemistry degree due to him being dobbed in by some fat, sad ******* in
Collyhurst?




Not Collyhurst.

Stockport.

Simon Mason December 22nd 16 08:19 PM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Thursday, 22 December 2016 10:29:50 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Wed, 21 Dec 2016 13:36:59 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 20:49:56 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

I hope no-one contacts your future employer : you did share their details with
us after-all.

Translation: "I am about to tell your future employer everything I can think of to stop you getting the job". Grow up.


So someone is going to reject a man with 40 years' experience and a chemistry degree due to him being dobbed in by some fat, sad ******* in Collyhurst?



Ah yes : a "chemistry degree",


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_...Chemistry#GRSC

Simon Mason December 22nd 16 08:21 PM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Thursday, 22 December 2016 12:20:36 UTC, Dr. Sandringham wrote:
On Wed, 21 Dec 2016 13:36:59 -0800, Simon Mason wrote:

On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 20:49:56 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword
wrote:

I hope no-one contacts your future employer : you did share their
details with us after-all.

Translation: "I am about to tell your future employer everything I can
think of to stop you getting the job". Grow up.


So someone is going to reject a man with 40 years' experience and a
chemistry degree due to him being dobbed in by some fat, sad ******* in
Collyhurst?




Not Collyhurst.

Stockport.


I drove though Stockport today after visiting the Blue John caves.


James Wilkinson Sword December 22nd 16 09:08 PM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Thu, 22 Dec 2016 20:21:34 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Thursday, 22 December 2016 12:20:36 UTC, Dr. Sandringham wrote:
On Wed, 21 Dec 2016 13:36:59 -0800, Simon Mason wrote:

On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 20:49:56 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword
wrote:

I hope no-one contacts your future employer : you did share their
details with us after-all.

Translation: "I am about to tell your future employer everything I can
think of to stop you getting the job". Grow up.

So someone is going to reject a man with 40 years' experience and a
chemistry degree due to him being dobbed in by some fat, sad ******* in
Collyhurst?




Not Collyhurst.

Stockport.


I drove though Stockport today after visiting the Blue John caves.


But you're not allowed to drive :-)

--
A sign at the golf course detailing the dress code:
Guys: No Shirts, No Golf
Girls: No Shirts, No Green Fees

Steve Hall[_3_] December 22nd 16 10:54 PM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 10:51:36 -0800, Simon Mason wrote:

On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 18:41:57 UTC, Judith wrote:


Is it not illegal to listen to police radio communication?


It's not the police, but Humber Rescue talking to the cop helicopter in
the clear.
Beside which, it is an unwanted EM radiation that is invading my
property and I am entitled to see what its nature is.


thread swerve

How's the CB setup working out, Simon? Is there anything on there in your
area?

Simon Mason December 23rd 16 04:31 AM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Thursday, 22 December 2016 22:55:55 UTC, Steve Hall wrote:
On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 10:51:36 -0800, Simon Mason wrote:

On Tuesday, 20 December 2016 18:41:57 UTC, Judith wrote:


Is it not illegal to listen to police radio communication?


It's not the police, but Humber Rescue talking to the cop helicopter in
the clear.
Beside which, it is an unwanted EM radiation that is invading my
property and I am entitled to see what its nature is.


thread swerve

How's the CB setup working out, Simon? Is there anything on there in your
area?


My 100W TX is very good, but I am having to use JRC NRD 525 and ICOM IC-R20 as the RX on the President Grant II seems deaf.

I can hear TXs from my 70ft ASL QTH of 15 miles radius quite well, but haven't asked for a reception report yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rq92vIi8_c

Judith December 24th 16 07:04 PM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Thu, 22 Dec 2016 12:19:49 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Thursday, 22 December 2016 10:29:50 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Wed, 21 Dec 2016 13:36:59 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 20:49:56 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

I hope no-one contacts your future employer : you did share their details with
us after-all.

Translation: "I am about to tell your future employer everything I can think of to stop you getting the job". Grow up.

So someone is going to reject a man with 40 years' experience and a chemistry degree due to him being dobbed in by some fat, sad ******* in Collyhurst?



Ah yes : a "chemistry degree",


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_...Chemistry#GRSC



So what exactly was your "college course", was it full time, part time and how
long did you attend for?

I guess it must have been something like three years full time: just like a
chemistry degree - was it?




Simon Mason December 24th 16 07:32 PM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Saturday, 24 December 2016 19:04:28 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Thu, 22 Dec 2016 12:19:49 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Thursday, 22 December 2016 10:29:50 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Wed, 21 Dec 2016 13:36:59 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 20:49:56 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

I hope no-one contacts your future employer : you did share their details with
us after-all.

Translation: "I am about to tell your future employer everything I can think of to stop you getting the job". Grow up.

So someone is going to reject a man with 40 years' experience and a chemistry degree due to him being dobbed in by some fat, sad ******* in Collyhurst?



Ah yes : a "chemistry degree",


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_...Chemistry#GRSC



So what exactly was your "college course", was it full time, part time and how
long did you attend for?


Three years of one full day and one evening a week, plus lots of course work.



James Wilkinson Sword December 25th 16 02:11 AM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Sat, 24 Dec 2016 19:04:27 -0000, Judith wrote:

On Thu, 22 Dec 2016 12:19:49 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Thursday, 22 December 2016 10:29:50 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Wed, 21 Dec 2016 13:36:59 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 20:49:56 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

I hope no-one contacts your future employer : you did share their details with
us after-all.

Translation: "I am about to tell your future employer everything I can think of to stop you getting the job". Grow up.

So someone is going to reject a man with 40 years' experience and a chemistry degree due to him being dobbed in by some fat, sad ******* in Collyhurst?



Ah yes : a "chemistry degree",


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_...Chemistry#GRSC



So what exactly was your "college course", was it full time, part time and how
long did you attend for?

I guess it must have been something like three years full time: just like a
chemistry degree - was it?


Why do you need this information you pathetic stalker?

--
Confucius say: "Man who lives in glass house should change in basement."

Judith December 29th 16 12:44 PM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On Sun, 25 Dec 2016 02:11:39 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

On Sat, 24 Dec 2016 19:04:27 -0000, Judith wrote:

On Thu, 22 Dec 2016 12:19:49 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Thursday, 22 December 2016 10:29:50 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Wed, 21 Dec 2016 13:36:59 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Wednesday, 21 December 2016 20:49:56 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

I hope no-one contacts your future employer : you did share their details with
us after-all.

Translation: "I am about to tell your future employer everything I can think of to stop you getting the job". Grow up.

So someone is going to reject a man with 40 years' experience and a chemistry degree due to him being dobbed in by some fat, sad ******* in Collyhurst?



Ah yes : a "chemistry degree",

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_...Chemistry#GRSC



So what exactly was your "college course", was it full time, part time and how
long did you attend for?

I guess it must have been something like three years full time: just like a
chemistry degree - was it?


Why do you need this information you pathetic stalker?



I'm interested in getting a Chemistry degree and wanted to see how little time
and effort it would take.


I see I can get one just doing a day and evening's work a week for three
years.

I think I'll give it a go - I always thought that much more time had to be
spent on getting a degree.





newshound December 29th 16 01:18 PM

Best tool for the job Pt13
 
On 12/18/2016 2:52 PM, ARW wrote:
On 18/12/2016 14:11, Jimbo wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:18:01 -0800, Simon Mason wrote:

Where am I at the moment?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz23pstWgAAeY6e.jpg


queer street????.....


BTW I have a nail that needs a good ****ing.

I am going to hit it with a hammer.

Or should I shove the hammer up SM's arse without any lube


Simpler just to killfile


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