On Tue, 20 Dec 2016 10:48:36 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

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I will be taking home £30000 cash pa and my house is worth £200000.

£30,000 after tax? That's not the job you posted full details about here.

Surely some mistake?

Did you tell them you had tried to top yourself?

I hope no-one else does.


They will give me a 4% loan over 3 years with no problem at all despite the fact that my credit rating has gone from 999 to 110 as I now have £32000 on 0% credit cards until 2020.


I wish I was as well off as yo.

As I'm not - I think I will have to try and top myself by jumping of a bridge
in front of a lorry/

Oh - hang on a minute .......