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Why do they put death warnings on deoderant? Isn't that encouraging suicide? I have one here that says "solvent abuse can kill instantly". Well thanks for letting me know, I'll be sure to use that method now you've told me about it....
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On Monday, June 14, 2021 at 1:10:32 PM UTC-4, Commander Kinsey wrote:
Why do they put death warnings on deoderant? Isn't that encouraging suicide? I have one here that says "solvent abuse can kill instantly". Well thanks for letting me know, I'll be sure to use that method now you've told me about it....


Be sure to let us know how it works out.
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FLUSH the subnormal sociopathic trolling attention whore's latest
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Commander Kinsey wrote

Why do they put death warnings on deoderant?


Because some stupids can sniff it. Same with petrol/gasoline.

Isn't that encouraging suicide?


Nope, it's a ****ed way to kill yourself, not very effective at all.

I have one here that says "solvent abuse can kill instantly".


But doesn't do that very often at all.

Well thanks for letting me know, I'll be sure to
use that method now you've told me about it....



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Commander Kinsey wrote

Why do they put death warnings on deoderant?


Because some stupids can sniff it. Same with petrol/gasoline.


And you think they read the notice?

Isn't that encouraging suicide?


Nope, it's a ****ed way to kill yourself, not very effective at all.


Then it should say "slowly and painfully", that might discourage more.


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Birdbrain: "I have one head but 5 fingers."

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Birdbrain: "You're the one that likes hairy legs remember?"

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that
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Commander Kinsey wrote
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Why do they put death warnings on deoderant?


Because some stupids can sniff it. Same with petrol/gasoline.


And you think they read the notice?


Irrelevant to what some jurisdictions/lawyers require.

Isn't that encouraging suicide?


Nope, it's a ****ed way to kill yourself, not very effective at all.


Then it should say "slowly and painfully",


It doesn't do that either.

that might discourage more.


Unlikely given that few that stupid read warning labels.
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Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.
However, if you try to kill yourself with it and this fails, can you take
makers to court for false advertising?

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Why do they put death warnings on deoderant? Isn't that encouraging
suicide? I have one here that says "solvent abuse can kill instantly".
Well thanks for letting me know, I'll be sure to use that method now
you've told me about it....



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Unless that is your thing of course. You might enjoy it.

I'm reminded of that cartoon series. Futurama where there were suicide
booths on the street, and the menu was slow and painful dismembering,
painless and fast etc.

grin.
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Commander Kinsey wrote

Why do they put death warnings on deoderant?


Because some stupids can sniff it. Same with petrol/gasoline.


And you think they read the notice?

Isn't that encouraging suicide?


Nope, it's a ****ed way to kill yourself, not very effective at all.


Then it should say "slowly and painfully", that might discourage more.





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Unless that is your thing of course. You might enjoy it.

I'm reminded of that cartoon series. Futurama where there were suicide
booths on the street, and the menu was slow and painful dismembering,
painless and fast etc.

grin.
Brainless & Daft


Well, if you knew what a disgusting blithering moron you are, you would,
hopeful quickly opt for one of those, Brainless & Daft.
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Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.
However, if you try to kill yourself with it and this fails, can you take
makers to court for false advertising?

Brainless & Daft


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Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote

Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.


No you don’t with the obvious stuff.

However, if you try to kill yourself with it and this fails, can you take
makers to court for false advertising?


Nope, because it isnt advertising.


Commander Kinsey wrote


Why do they put death warnings on deoderant? Isn't that encouraging
suicide? I have one here that says "solvent abuse can kill instantly".
Well thanks for letting me know, I'll be sure to use that method now
you've told me about it....



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Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.


No you dont with the obvious stuff.


It is hard to find anything in the consumer marketplace that doesn't
have some kind of warning. Worst case is probably a ladder.

In California it is ridiculous. (Prop 65)
Everything causes cancer in California.

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Brian Gaff wrote

Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.


No you dont with the obvious stuff.


Obviously you havent encountered the packets of peanuts (and peanut
butter!) which have the warning that they 'may contain nuts' on the side.
(The same packets had a €˜Cholesterol-free label on them. Cholesterol is
an animal fat...)



However, if you try to kill yourself with it and this fails, can you take
makers to court for false advertising?


Nope, because it isnt advertising.


that wont stop the lawsuits...


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Why do they put death warnings on deoderant? Isn't that encouraging
suicide? I have one here that says "solvent abuse can kill instantly".
Well thanks for letting me know, I'll be sure to use that method now
you've told me about it....





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Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote

Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.


No you dont with the obvious stuff.


Have you ever used used a ladder?


However, if you try to kill yourself with it and this fails, can you take
makers to court for false advertising?


Nope, because it isnt advertising.


Commander Kinsey wrote


Why do they put death warnings on deoderant? Isn't that encouraging
suicide? I have one here that says "solvent abuse can kill instantly".
Well thanks for letting me know, I'll be sure to use that method now
you've told me about it....



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On 6/14/21 12:10 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
Why do they put death warnings on deoderant? Isn't that encouraging
suicide? I have one here that says "solvent abuse can kill instantly".
Well thanks for letting me know, I'll be sure to use that method now
you've told me about it....


Thinking of warnings, I've had a lawn mower with a warning sticker
saying don't put your hands and feet under the deck while it's running.
Maybe somebody thinks it'll just clean your finger and toe nails.

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On 6/15/21 9:24 AM, Wolffan wrote:

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Obviously you havent encountered the packets of peanuts (and peanut
butter!) which have the warning that they 'may contain nuts' on the side.
(The same packets had a €˜Cholesterol-free label on them. Cholesterol is
an animal fat...)


Sometimes I've wondered how many people buy peanuts, with the
expectation there will be no nuts.

I don't know about cholesterol-free peanuts, but have seen
cholesterol-free bread and sugar-free water.

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Thinking of warnings,


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Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.


No you dont with the obvious stuff.


It is hard to find anything in the consumer marketplace
that doesn't have some kind of warning.


Thats bull**** with all of gasoline, diesel, tap
water, rivers, the ocean, roads etc etc etc.

Worst case is probably a ladder.


In California it is ridiculous. (Prop 65)
Everything causes cancer in California.


Tap water doesnt. Neither do donuts.



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Wolffan wrote
Rod Speed wrote
Brian Gaff wrote


Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.


No you dont with the obvious stuff.


Obviously you havent encountered the packets of peanuts (and peanut
butter!) which have the warning that they 'may contain nuts' on the side.
(The same packets had a €˜Cholesterol-free label on them. Cholesterol is
an animal fat...)


Thats not everything. Mate of mine has just moved into a new house
that he has had a builder build for him. None of the taps have a
warning that you can drown in the water from the tap and none
of the cupboard doors have warnings on them that you can hurt
yourself if you arent careful with them. Same with the front door,
no warning that you can lock yourself out either. And the fence
doesnt have any warning that you can hurt yourself climbing over it.

However, if you try to kill yourself with it and this fails,
can you take makers to court for false advertising?


Nope, because it isnt advertising.


that wont stop the lawsuits...


Brian is in Britain, they arent that stupid there.
The commander is in Scotland.

Commander Kinsey wrote


Why do they put death warnings on deoderant? Isn't that encouraging
suicide? I have one here that says "solvent abuse can kill instantly".
Well thanks for letting me know, I'll be sure to use that method now
you've told me about it....



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Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.


No you dont with the obvious stuff.


Have you ever used used a ladder?


Impossible not to when you build a house on bare block of land,
have an row of trees close to the house on the south side of the
house in the southern hemisphere with some of them more than
100' high now. In fact I have 5 of them, two extension ladders,
two 8' step ladders, one small step ladder I use for stacking up
the milk crates full of full sized glass beer bottles we call long necks.

Not one of them has any warning at all.

However, if you try to kill yourself with it and this fails, can you
take makers to court for false advertising?


Nope, because it isnt advertising.



Commander Kinsey wrote


Why do they put death warnings on deoderant? Isn't that encouraging
suicide? I have one here that says "solvent abuse can kill instantly".
Well thanks for letting me know, I'll be sure to use that method now
you've told me about it....



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Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote

Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.


No you dont with the obvious stuff.


Then explain why my lemonade bottle says to cover cap with hand due to dangerous high pressure container? It's not a ****ing scuba tank ffs.
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On Tue, 15 Jun 2021 19:11:36 +1000, "Rod Speed"
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Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days..


No you dont with the obvious stuff.


It is hard to find anything in the consumer marketplace that doesn't
have some kind of warning. Worst case is probably a ladder.


I was asked to go on a "ladder training course" at work. I just laughed and refused. When said safety officer saw me using a 3 part extended one many many feet up in the air, she covered her eyes and said "I didn't see that". I believe she used a swearword the time she found me not using a ladder because someone had borrowed it. I made a pyramid of 9, 4, 1 square desks to reach a high ceiling. It was actually quite stable and safer than a ladder. Jumping off the top caused a woman to scream.
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Rod Speed wrote


Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.


No you dont with the obvious stuff.


It is hard to find anything in the consumer marketplace
that doesn't have some kind of warning.


Thats bull**** with all of gasoline, diesel, tap
water, rivers, the ocean, roads etc etc etc.

Worst case is probably a ladder.


In California it is ridiculous. (Prop 65)
Everything causes cancer in California.


Tap water doesnt.


Does if it's polluted.

Neither do donuts.


Is fat a type of cancer? It's a huge growth....

If they're donuts in America and not doughnuts, do they make them with do?


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On Tue, 15 Jun 2021 19:18:05 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:

Snit wrote
Rod Speed wrote
Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote


Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.


No you dont with the obvious stuff.


Have you ever used used a ladder?


Impossible not to when you build a house on bare block of land,
have an row of trees close to the house on the south side of the
house in the southern hemisphere with some of them more than
100' high now. In fact I have 5 of them, two extension ladders,
two 8' step ladders, one small step ladder I use for stacking up
the milk crates full of full sized glass beer bottles we call long necks.

Not one of them has any warning at all.


In the UK they have a huge (usually about 7 inches square) red sticker under the top platform, listing 10 different things you can do wrong.
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It is hard to find anything in the consumer marketplace
that doesn't have some kind of warning.


That¢s bull**** with all of gasoline, diesel, tap
water, rivers, the ocean, roads etc etc etc.

Worst case is probably a ladder.


In California it is ridiculous. (Prop 65)
Everything causes cancer in California.


Tap water doesn¢t. Neither do donuts.


You are one clinically insane auto-contradicting senile pest indeed, senile
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Commander Kinsey wrote
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Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.


No you dont with the obvious stuff.


Then explain why my lemonade bottle says to cover cap with hand due to
dangerous high pressure container?


Even you should have noticed that that isnt everything.

It's not a ****ing scuba tank ffs.


Your hand doesnt work with those.



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Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.


No you dont with the obvious stuff.


It is hard to find anything in the consumer marketplace
that doesn't have some kind of warning.


Thats bull**** with all of gasoline, diesel, tap
water, rivers, the ocean, roads etc etc etc.


Worst case is probably a ladder.


In California it is ridiculous. (Prop 65)
Everything causes cancer in California.


Tap water doesnt.


Does if it's polluted.


But doesnt when it isnt.

Neither do donuts.


Is fat a type of cancer?


Nope.

It's a huge growth....


So is your beer gut.

If they're donuts in America and not doughnuts, do they make them with do?


Corse they do.

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Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.


No you dont with the obvious stuff.


Have you ever used used a ladder?


Impossible not to when you build a house on bare block of land,
have an row of trees close to the house on the south side of the
house in the southern hemisphere with some of them more than
100' high now. In fact I have 5 of them, two extension ladders,
two 8' step ladders, one small step ladder I use for stacking up
the milk crates full of full sized glass beer bottles we call long necks.

Not one of them has any warning at all.


In the UK they have a huge (usually about 7 inches square) red sticker
under the top platform, listing 10 different things you can do wrong.


No top platform on any of mine and we arent that stupid.

Never seen anything like that on a car either.

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On Tue, 15 Jun 2021 19:11:36 +1000, "Rod Speed"
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Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.


No you dont with the obvious stuff.

It is hard to find anything in the consumer marketplace that doesn't
have some kind of warning. Worst case is probably a ladder.

In California it is ridiculous. (Prop 65)
Everything causes cancer in California.


California causes cancer. They put these signs all along the CA border.

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on 6/15/2021, Sam E supposed :
On 6/14/21 12:10 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
Why do they put death warnings on deoderant? Isn't that encouraging
suicide? I have one here that says "solvent abuse can kill instantly".
Well thanks for letting me know, I'll be sure to use that method now you've
told me about it....


Thinking of warnings, I've had a lawn mower with a warning sticker saying
don't put your hands and feet under the deck while it's running. Maybe
somebody thinks it'll just clean your finger and toe nails.


I've seen stepladders with warnings about not using the top 'step' to
step on. I had a miniature working cannon with a warning sticker which
stated "Do not look into barrel of cannon while firing".

That last one is the one that really started me thinking about stupid
warnings on things.
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Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.


No you dont with the obvious stuff.


It is hard to find anything in the consumer marketplace
that doesn't have some kind of warning.


Thats bull**** with all of gasoline, diesel, tap
water, rivers, the ocean, roads etc etc etc.

You have never seen a US gas pump then I guess.
This is the typical label along with a big "No Smoking" sign.
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0014/3186/3369/products/U-MD-598-2_335x500_1a11f31f-c076-4331-be60-7f2bd7ecedb7_475x500.jpg?v=1565120849

In a lot of places there is a warning stuffed in your water bill
warning about things in the water.
Roads are full of warning signs.
So are rivers and ponds



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on 6/15/2021, Sam E supposed :
On 6/14/21 12:10 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
Why do they put death warnings on deoderant? Isn't that encouraging
suicide? I have one here that says "solvent abuse can kill instantly".
Well thanks for letting me know, I'll be sure to use that method now
you've told me about it....


Thinking of warnings, I've had a lawn mower with a warning sticker saying
don't put your hands and feet under the deck while it's running. Maybe
somebody thinks it'll just clean your finger and toe nails.


I've seen stepladders with warnings about not using the top 'step' to step
on. I had a miniature working cannon with a warning sticker which stated
"Do not look into barrel of cannon while firing".

That last one is the one that really started me thinking about stupid
warnings on things.


Our sharks and crocodiles have all been fitted with big signs
saying 'this animal can kill you' Waterproof signs of course.

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Snit wrote
Rod Speed wrote
Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote


Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.


No you dont with the obvious stuff.


Have you ever used used a ladder?


Impossible not to when you build a house on bare block of land,
have an row of trees close to the house on the south side of the
house in the southern hemisphere with some of them more than
100' high now. In fact I have 5 of them, two extension ladders,
two 8' step ladders, one small step ladder I use for stacking up
the milk crates full of full sized glass beer bottles we call long necks.

Not one of them has any warning at all.



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On Tue, 15 Jun 2021 10:12:24 -0500, Sam E
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On 6/14/21 12:10 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
Why do they put death warnings on deoderant? Isn't that encouraging
suicide? I have one here that says "solvent abuse can kill instantly".
Well thanks for letting me know, I'll be sure to use that method now
you've told me about it....


Thinking of warnings, I've had a lawn mower with a warning sticker
saying don't put your hands and feet under the deck while it's running.
Maybe somebody thinks it'll just clean your finger and toe nails.


Stupid people have done enough dumb stuff to get the government to
make lawn mowers almost unusable. If you try to back up my Troy Bilt
rider with the blades going the motor stops. That is just one of the
nagging things they have done.
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Rod Speed explained on 6/15/2021 :

"FromTheRafters" wrote in message
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on 6/15/2021, Sam E supposed :
On 6/14/21 12:10 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
Why do they put death warnings on deoderant? Isn't that encouraging
suicide? I have one here that says "solvent abuse can kill instantly".
Well thanks for letting me know, I'll be sure to use that method now
you've told me about it....

Thinking of warnings, I've had a lawn mower with a warning sticker saying
don't put your hands and feet under the deck while it's running. Maybe
somebody thinks it'll just clean your finger and toe nails.


I've seen stepladders with warnings about not using the top 'step' to step
on. I had a miniature working cannon with a warning sticker which stated
"Do not look into barrel of cannon while firing".

That last one is the one that really started me thinking about stupid
warnings on things.


Our sharks and crocodiles have all been fitted with big signs
saying 'this animal can kill you' Waterproof signs of course.


Reading the warnings for laptop batteries it sounded more like a handy
tool for an assassin's toolbox -- a real go-to item.
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On Wed, 16 Jun 2021 05:00:44 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

FLUSH the two subnormal sociopathic cretins' endless absolutely idiotic
blather

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Another typical retarded conversation between our two village idiots,
Birdbrain and Rodent Speed:

Birdbrain: "You beat me to it. Plain sex is boring."

Senile Rodent: "Then **** the cats. That wont be boring."

Birdbrain: "Sell me a de-clawing tool first."

Senile Rodent: "Wont help with the teeth."

Birdbrain: "They've never gone for me with their mouths."

Rodent Speed: "They will if you are stupid enough to try ****ing them."

Birdbrain: "No, they always use claws."

Rodent Speed: "They wont if you try ****ing them. Try it and see."

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