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Why do they put death warnings on deoderant? Isn't that encouraging suicide? I have one here that says "solvent abuse can kill instantly". Well thanks for letting me know, I'll be sure to use that method now you've told me about it....
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On Monday, June 14, 2021 at 1:10:32 PM UTC-4, Commander Kinsey wrote:
Why do they put death warnings on deoderant? Isn't that encouraging suicide? I have one here that says "solvent abuse can kill instantly". Well thanks for letting me know, I'll be sure to use that method now you've told me about it.... Be sure to let us know how it works out. |
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Commander Kinsey wrote
Why do they put death warnings on deoderant? Because some stupids can sniff it. Same with petrol/gasoline. Isn't that encouraging suicide? Nope, it's a ****ed way to kill yourself, not very effective at all. I have one here that says "solvent abuse can kill instantly". But doesn't do that very often at all. Well thanks for letting me know, I'll be sure to use that method now you've told me about it.... |
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On Mon, 14 Jun 2021 19:17:36 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote Why do they put death warnings on deoderant? Because some stupids can sniff it. Same with petrol/gasoline. And you think they read the notice? Isn't that encouraging suicide? Nope, it's a ****ed way to kill yourself, not very effective at all. Then it should say "slowly and painfully", that might discourage more. |
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On Tue, 15 Jun 2021 04:17:36 +1000, FLUSH the two subnormal sociopathic
cretins' endless absolutely idiotic blather cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again: -- TYPICAL retarded "conversation" between sociopath Rodent and sociopath Birdbrain from August 26th 2018: Birdbrain: "I have one head but 5 fingers." Senile Rodent: "Obvious lie. You hairy legged cross dressers are so inbred that you all have two heads." Birdbrain: "You're the one that likes hairy legs remember?" Senile Rodent: "The problem isnt the hairy legs, it's the gross inbreeding that produces two headed unemployables like you." Birdbrain: "So why did you mention hairy legs?" Senile Rodent: "Because that's what those who arent actually stupid enough to shave their legs have." Birdbrain: "You only have hairy legs if both of the following are true: 1) You're quite far back on the evolutionary scale. 2) You haven't learned what a razor is for." Senile Rodent: "Only a terminal ****wit or a woman shaves their legs." Birdbrain: "There is literally zero point in having hair all over your body." Senile Rodent: "There is even less point in wasting your time changing what you are born with." MID: |
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Commander Kinsey wrote
Rod Speed wrote Commander Kinsey wrote Why do they put death warnings on deoderant? Because some stupids can sniff it. Same with petrol/gasoline. And you think they read the notice? Irrelevant to what some jurisdictions/lawyers require. Isn't that encouraging suicide? Nope, it's a ****ed way to kill yourself, not very effective at all. Then it should say "slowly and painfully", It doesn't do that either. that might discourage more. Unlikely given that few that stupid read warning labels. |
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On Tue, 15 Jun 2021 05:04:32 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again: FLUSH the two subnormal sociopathic cretins' endless absolutely idiotic blather -- Another typical retarded "conversation" between Birdbrain and senile Rodent: Senile Rodent: " Did you ever dig a hole to bury your own ****?" Birdbrain: "I do if there's no flush toilet around." Senile Rodent: "Yeah, I prefer camping like that, off by myself with no dunnys around and have always buried the ****." MID: |
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Well, I think you have to put dire warnings on everything these days.
However, if you try to kill yourself with it and this fails, can you take makers to court for false advertising? Brian -- This newsgroup posting comes to you directly from... The Sofa of Brian Gaff... Blind user, so no pictures please Note this Signature is meaningless.! "Commander Kinsey" wrote in message news ![]() Why do they put death warnings on deoderant? Isn't that encouraging suicide? I have one here that says "solvent abuse can kill instantly". Well thanks for letting me know, I'll be sure to use that method now you've told me about it.... |
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Unless that is your thing of course. You might enjoy it.
I'm reminded of that cartoon series. Futurama where there were suicide booths on the street, and the menu was slow and painful dismembering, painless and fast etc. grin. Brian -- This newsgroup posting comes to you directly from... The Sofa of Brian Gaff... Blind user, so no pictures please Note this Signature is meaningless.! "Commander Kinsey" wrote in message news ![]() On Mon, 14 Jun 2021 19:17:36 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: Commander Kinsey wrote Why do they put death warnings on deoderant? Because some stupids can sniff it. Same with petrol/gasoline. And you think they read the notice? Isn't that encouraging suicide? Nope, it's a ****ed way to kill yourself, not very effective at all. Then it should say "slowly and painfully", that might discourage more. |
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