How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

[8~{} Uncle Monster

On 7/20/2015 9:10 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

[8~{} Uncle Monster


When my kids were small we had a velcro wrist leash that was attached to
a stretchy chord with another velcro wrist leash to attach to my wrist
or the grocery buggy. It was GREAT!

--
Maggie

On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 07:10:57 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

[8~{} Uncle Monster

That is disgusting. A future inmate training program. People **** me
off when I see a child on a "dog" type leash.

On 7/20/2015 12:04 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 07:10:57 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

[8~{} Uncle Monster

That is disgusting. A future inmate training program. People **** me
off when I see a child on a "dog" type leash.


Those wrist "leashes" for kids are great, imo. But, the handcuffs are a
bit weird.

--
Maggie

"Oren" wrote in message ...

On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 07:10:57 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

[8~{} Uncle Monster

That is disgusting. A future inmate training program. People **** me
off when I see a child on a "dog" type leash.


Oren is smart to take that attitude. I see that Lucky Strike has named some
names.
LOL

"Muggles" wrote in message ...

On 7/20/2015 12:04 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 07:10:57 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

[8~{} Uncle Monster

That is disgusting. A future inmate training program. People **** me
off when I see a child on a "dog" type leash.


Those wrist "leashes" for kids are great, imo. But, the handcuffs are a
bit weird.

--
Maggie


I'll bet you'd look good in 'em, sweets, with yer wrists cuffed to yer
ankles.
^@^

Muggles wrote in :

How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

Wow! Fat disgusting parent with fat disgusting kid.

On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 12:34:35 -0500, Muggles wrote:

On 7/20/2015 12:04 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 07:10:57 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

[8~{} Uncle Monster

That is disgusting. A future inmate training program. People **** me
off when I see a child on a "dog" type leash.


Those wrist "leashes" for kids are great, imo. But, the handcuffs are a
bit weird.

Well we have different opinions about "leashing" kids. It only shows
me adults can't control the children. Put a belt across his ass once
or twice and you don't need restraints.

When I see this crap, it makes me want to leash the adult around their
neck and ask 'em how they like it. People that came up with this
concept of leashes on children are sick individuals.

Spit!

On 7/20/2015 1:30 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 12:34:35 -0500, Muggles wrote:

On 7/20/2015 12:04 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 07:10:57 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

[8~{} Uncle Monster

That is disgusting. A future inmate training program. People **** me
off when I see a child on a "dog" type leash.


Those wrist "leashes" for kids are great, imo. But, the handcuffs are a
bit weird.

Well we have different opinions about "leashing" kids. It only shows
me adults can't control the children. Put a belt across his ass once
or twice and you don't need restraints.

It's really nothing like a restraint. Try walking down the street with
3 kids in tow - one in a stroller and 2 walking alongside of you. They
out numbered me, and I only had 2 hands. I could at least strap one into
the stroller. The other two were taught to hold onto the stroller, or
the grocery buggy.

In the beginning it helped to have the wrist leash because they couldn't
take off across the street suddenly, which would mean I'd have to leave
the other 2 unattended to catch the one trying to run into traffic.
They had leeway to walk, just not enough to endanger themselves, or get
far enough away from me in any store that someone could snatch them.

Once they got old enough I didn't need the wrist leash any more because
they understood "hold onto the cart/buggy/stroller and don't let go".
They also knew if they let go that mom would smack their butts. HA! (I'm
an abuser to some for saying that, but they obeyed or they payed the
penalty.) I was responsible for their lives, so I took it seriously and
kept my 2 eyes on them all the time. That doesn't count blinking when I
sneezed, or locking all doors and windows while I use the bathroom at home.

One day my 3yr old son got mad cuz mommy wouldn't let him have something
he wanted right then and there, so he told mommy "I hate you ... I'm
running away!!" I was about 4 paces away from him and turned around as
he was saying that and he was out the front door (he unlocked it), down
the front steps and about half way down the middle of the street in less
than 60 seconds. I was right behind him about 15 paces and closing and
snatched him up before he got to the end of the block.

Kids! Once you have them you can't even turn your back on them. Two
were fairly easy to take care of because I had 2 hands, but when the
third one came along it took a while to figure out how in the world I
was going to keep track of 3. Thank God I lived to tell the tale and see
them grow into adulthood, now.

When I see this crap, it makes me want to leash the adult around their
neck and ask 'em how they like it. People that came up with this
concept of leashes on children are sick individuals.

I thought the same way at first until I was desperate and needed a
miracle to keep track of 2 kids under the age of 5. Velcro that goes on
the wrist isn't the same as a dog leash by a long shot.

spit! HA! eww ... I don't think I'll try spitting again.


Spit!



--
Maggie

Oren:

My parents used an invisible leash on me as a little
kid in the 1970s: A certain LOOK that meant "if
you go out of my sight in this store, boy are you
gonna get it when we go home!"


Worked every time.


Instead of leashes & collars, parents need to
be PARENTS again.

On 7/20/2015 1:51 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 7/20/2015 1:30 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 12:34:35 -0500, Muggles wrote:

On 7/20/2015 12:04 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 07:10:57 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

[8~{} Uncle Monster

That is disgusting. A future inmate training program. People **** me
off when I see a child on a "dog" type leash.


Those wrist "leashes" for kids are great, imo. But, the handcuffs are a
bit weird.

Well we have different opinions about "leashing" kids. It only shows
me adults can't control the children. Put a belt across his ass once
or twice and you don't need restraints.

It's really nothing like a restraint. Try walking down the street with
3 kids in tow - one in a stroller and 2 walking alongside of you. They
out numbered me, and I only had 2 hands. I could at least strap one into
the stroller. The other two were taught to hold onto the stroller, or
the grocery buggy.

In the beginning it helped to have the wrist leash because they couldn't
take off across the street suddenly, which would mean I'd have to leave
the other 2 unattended to catch the one trying to run into traffic.
They had leeway to walk, just not enough to endanger themselves, or get
far enough away from me in any store that someone could snatch them.

Once they got old enough I didn't need the wrist leash any more because
they understood "hold onto the cart/buggy/stroller and don't let go".
They also knew if they let go that mom would smack their butts. HA! (I'm
an abuser to some for saying that, but they obeyed or they payed the
penalty.) I was responsible for their lives, so I took it seriously and
kept my 2 eyes on them all the time. That doesn't count blinking when I
sneezed, or locking all doors and windows while I use the bathroom at home.

One day my 3yr old son got mad cuz mommy wouldn't let him have something
he wanted right then and there, so he told mommy "I hate you ... I'm
running away!!" I was about 4 paces away from him and turned around as
he was saying that and he was out the front door (he unlocked it), down
the front steps and about half way down the middle of the street in less
than 60 seconds. I was right behind him about 15 paces and closing and
snatched him up before he got to the end of the block.

Kids! Once you have them you can't even turn your back on them. Two
were fairly easy to take care of because I had 2 hands, but when the
third one came along it took a while to figure out how in the world I
was going to keep track of 3. Thank God I lived to tell the tale and see
them grow into adulthood, now.

When I see this crap, it makes me want to leash the adult around their
neck and ask 'em how they like it. People that came up with this
concept of leashes on children are sick individuals.

I thought the same way at first until I was desperate and needed a
miracle to keep track of 2 kids under the age of 5. Velcro that goes on
the wrist isn't the same as a dog leash by a long shot.

spit! HA! eww ... I don't think I'll try spitting again.


Spit!



whoops .. that's supposed to say "keep track of 3 kids under the age of 5".

--
Maggie

On Monday, July 20, 2015 at 1:30:59 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 12:34:35 -0500, Muggles wrote:

On 7/20/2015 12:04 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 07:10:57 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

[8~{} Uncle Monster

That is disgusting. A future inmate training program. People **** me
off when I see a child on a "dog" type leash.


Those wrist "leashes" for kids are great, imo. But, the handcuffs are a
bit weird.

Well we have different opinions about "leashing" kids. It only shows
me adults can't control the children. Put a belt across his ass once
or twice and you don't need restraints.

When I see this crap, it makes me want to leash the adult around their
neck and ask 'em how they like it. People that came up with this
concept of leashes on children are sick individuals.

Spit!

I blame it on the Progressive Liberal Leftist Commiecrat Freaks. Spank your child, go to jail. Let your child walk to the park, go to jail. Yell at your kid, go to jail. I'd like to see locking GPS collars that set the area that a kid can roam. It would work like the invisible fence for dogs except it would notify parents via the cell phone network when the kid goes astray and reports the critter's location. Of course the parent will have a remote control to use in Walmart for zapping the kid through the collar when he/she/it misbehaves. I think teachers would love it too. Tell the kids to shut up and sit down once then press the remote zappers if they fail to comply.. Shopping carts with a kid cage may work to contain the little hellion. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Cage Monster

On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 13:55:11 -0500, Muggles wrote:

On 7/20/2015 1:51 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 7/20/2015 1:30 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 12:34:35 -0500, Muggles wrote:

On 7/20/2015 12:04 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 07:10:57 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

[8~{} Uncle Monster

That is disgusting. A future inmate training program. People **** me
off when I see a child on a "dog" type leash.


Those wrist "leashes" for kids are great, imo. But, the handcuffs are a
bit weird.

Well we have different opinions about "leashing" kids. It only shows
me adults can't control the children. Put a belt across his ass once
or twice and you don't need restraints.

It's really nothing like a restraint. Try walking down the street with
3 kids in tow - one in a stroller and 2 walking alongside of you. They
out numbered me, and I only had 2 hands. I could at least strap one into
the stroller. The other two were taught to hold onto the stroller, or
the grocery buggy.

In the beginning it helped to have the wrist leash because they couldn't
take off across the street suddenly, which would mean I'd have to leave
the other 2 unattended to catch the one trying to run into traffic.
They had leeway to walk, just not enough to endanger themselves, or get
far enough away from me in any store that someone could snatch them.

Once they got old enough I didn't need the wrist leash any more because
they understood "hold onto the cart/buggy/stroller and don't let go".
They also knew if they let go that mom would smack their butts. HA! (I'm
an abuser to some for saying that, but they obeyed or they payed the
penalty.) I was responsible for their lives, so I took it seriously and
kept my 2 eyes on them all the time. That doesn't count blinking when I
sneezed, or locking all doors and windows while I use the bathroom at home.

One day my 3yr old son got mad cuz mommy wouldn't let him have something
he wanted right then and there, so he told mommy "I hate you ... I'm
running away!!" I was about 4 paces away from him and turned around as
he was saying that and he was out the front door (he unlocked it), down
the front steps and about half way down the middle of the street in less
than 60 seconds. I was right behind him about 15 paces and closing and
snatched him up before he got to the end of the block.

Kids! Once you have them you can't even turn your back on them. Two
were fairly easy to take care of because I had 2 hands, but when the
third one came along it took a while to figure out how in the world I
was going to keep track of 3. Thank God I lived to tell the tale and see
them grow into adulthood, now.

When I see this crap, it makes me want to leash the adult around their
neck and ask 'em how they like it. People that came up with this
concept of leashes on children are sick individuals.

I thought the same way at first until I was desperate and needed a
miracle to keep track of 2 kids under the age of 5. Velcro that goes on
the wrist isn't the same as a dog leash by a long shot.

spit! HA! eww ... I don't think I'll try spitting again.


Spit!



whoops .. that's supposed to say "keep track of 3 kids under the age of 5".

Justify leashes all you like. It is not the answer for controlling a
child or three. I was a "free range" child, so were other siblings.
Mom knew discipline verses abuse.

My wife has tried to change me for 29 years. Time and time again I've
explained to her, she found the perfect husband to marry and wants to
spend the rest of her life trying to change me. Not happening.

On Monday, July 20, 2015 at 1:55:10 PM UTC-5, Muggles wrote:

whoops .. that's supposed to say "keep track of 3 kids under the age of 5".

--
Maggie

These old character here don't have a clue about raising kids these days...children are overloaded through all there senses. It's not same as when we were young. They only way to make a difference is to home school your kids, and that isn't being fair to them either. They will have to learn sometime..

On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 11:52:33 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

Instead of leashes & collars, parents need to
be PARENTS again.

If I was that kid I would have found the second cuff key and escaped.
One day that cuff key will break. Just load up the kid, the cart and
be on the parent's merry way?

I used to find and destroy switches used to blister my butt. Smart
elders made me go cut another one. Guava branches are limber, flexible
and sting like all get out. They can make you dance.

On 7/20/2015 2:39 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 13:55:11 -0500, Muggles wrote:

On 7/20/2015 1:51 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 7/20/2015 1:30 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 12:34:35 -0500, Muggles wrote:

On 7/20/2015 12:04 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 07:10:57 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

[8~{} Uncle Monster

That is disgusting. A future inmate training program. People **** me
off when I see a child on a "dog" type leash.


Those wrist "leashes" for kids are great, imo. But, the handcuffs are a
bit weird.

Well we have different opinions about "leashing" kids. It only shows
me adults can't control the children. Put a belt across his ass once
or twice and you don't need restraints.

It's really nothing like a restraint. Try walking down the street with
3 kids in tow - one in a stroller and 2 walking alongside of you. They
out numbered me, and I only had 2 hands. I could at least strap one into
the stroller. The other two were taught to hold onto the stroller, or
the grocery buggy.

In the beginning it helped to have the wrist leash because they couldn't
take off across the street suddenly, which would mean I'd have to leave
the other 2 unattended to catch the one trying to run into traffic.
They had leeway to walk, just not enough to endanger themselves, or get
far enough away from me in any store that someone could snatch them.

Once they got old enough I didn't need the wrist leash any more because
they understood "hold onto the cart/buggy/stroller and don't let go".
They also knew if they let go that mom would smack their butts. HA! (I'm
an abuser to some for saying that, but they obeyed or they payed the
penalty.) I was responsible for their lives, so I took it seriously and
kept my 2 eyes on them all the time. That doesn't count blinking when I
sneezed, or locking all doors and windows while I use the bathroom at home.

One day my 3yr old son got mad cuz mommy wouldn't let him have something
he wanted right then and there, so he told mommy "I hate you ... I'm
running away!!" I was about 4 paces away from him and turned around as
he was saying that and he was out the front door (he unlocked it), down
the front steps and about half way down the middle of the street in less
than 60 seconds. I was right behind him about 15 paces and closing and
snatched him up before he got to the end of the block.

Kids! Once you have them you can't even turn your back on them. Two
were fairly easy to take care of because I had 2 hands, but when the
third one came along it took a while to figure out how in the world I
was going to keep track of 3. Thank God I lived to tell the tale and see
them grow into adulthood, now.

When I see this crap, it makes me want to leash the adult around their
neck and ask 'em how they like it. People that came up with this
concept of leashes on children are sick individuals.

I thought the same way at first until I was desperate and needed a
miracle to keep track of 2 kids under the age of 5. Velcro that goes on
the wrist isn't the same as a dog leash by a long shot.

spit! HA! eww ... I don't think I'll try spitting again.


Spit!



whoops .. that's supposed to say "keep track of 3 kids under the age of 5".

Justify leashes all you like. It is not the answer for controlling a
child or three. I was a "free range" child, so were other siblings.
Mom knew discipline verses abuse.

Well, I'm all for whatever works, and I used the wrist leash for a while
with all 3 kids. It's not being abusive, or even close to abusive, and
it keeps kids safe where safety can go wrong very quickly. If used as it
should be used, I don't see anything wrong with it.


My wife has tried to change me for 29 years. Time and time again I've
explained to her, she found the perfect husband to marry and wants to
spend the rest of her life trying to change me. Not happening.


haha I hear that!

--
Maggie

On 7/20/2015 2:46 PM, bob_villa wrote:
On Monday, July 20, 2015 at 1:55:10 PM UTC-5, Muggles wrote:

whoops .. that's supposed to say "keep track of 3 kids under the age of 5".


These old character here don't have a clue about raising kids these days...children are overloaded through all there senses. It's not same as when we were young. They only way to make a difference is to home school your kids, and that isn't being fair to them either. They will have to learn sometime.


That's true!

--
Maggie

On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 11:55:13 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

On Monday, July 20, 2015 at 1:30:59 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 12:34:35 -0500, Muggles wrote:

On 7/20/2015 12:04 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 07:10:57 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

[8~{} Uncle Monster

That is disgusting. A future inmate training program. People **** me
off when I see a child on a "dog" type leash.


Those wrist "leashes" for kids are great, imo. But, the handcuffs are a
bit weird.

Well we have different opinions about "leashing" kids. It only shows
me adults can't control the children. Put a belt across his ass once
or twice and you don't need restraints.

When I see this crap, it makes me want to leash the adult around their
neck and ask 'em how they like it. People that came up with this
concept of leashes on children are sick individuals.

Spit!

I blame it on the Progressive Liberal Leftist Commiecrat Freaks. Spank your child, go to jail. Let your child walk to the park, go to jail. Yell at your kid, go to jail. I'd like to see locking GPS collars that set the area that a kid can roam. It would work like the invisible fence for dogs except it would notify parents via the cell phone network when the kid goes astray and reports the critter's location. Of course the parent will have a remote control to use in Walmart for zapping the kid through the collar when he/she/it misbehaves. I think teachers would love it too. Tell the kids to shut up and sit down once then press the remote zappers if they fail to comply. Shopping carts with a kid cage may work to contain the little hellion. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Cage Monster

Maybe I could make some money from the ALPD liberals by selling a 20
pound ball & chain for the ankle? Sell 'em at Walmart and make a
gazzilion dollars. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_and_chain

As an aside I could sell leather belts, too.

On Monday, July 20, 2015 at 1:51:53 PM UTC-5, Muggles wrote:
On 7/20/2015 1:30 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 12:34:35 -0500, Muggles wrote:

On 7/20/2015 12:04 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 07:10:57 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

[8~{} Uncle Monster

That is disgusting. A future inmate training program. People **** me
off when I see a child on a "dog" type leash.


Those wrist "leashes" for kids are great, imo. But, the handcuffs are a
bit weird.

Well we have different opinions about "leashing" kids. It only shows
me adults can't control the children. Put a belt across his ass once
or twice and you don't need restraints.

It's really nothing like a restraint. Try walking down the street with
3 kids in tow - one in a stroller and 2 walking alongside of you. They
out numbered me, and I only had 2 hands. I could at least strap one into
the stroller. The other two were taught to hold onto the stroller, or
the grocery buggy.

In the beginning it helped to have the wrist leash because they couldn't
take off across the street suddenly, which would mean I'd have to leave
the other 2 unattended to catch the one trying to run into traffic.
They had leeway to walk, just not enough to endanger themselves, or get
far enough away from me in any store that someone could snatch them.

Once they got old enough I didn't need the wrist leash any more because
they understood "hold onto the cart/buggy/stroller and don't let go".
They also knew if they let go that mom would smack their butts. HA! (I'm
an abuser to some for saying that, but they obeyed or they payed the
penalty.) I was responsible for their lives, so I took it seriously and
kept my 2 eyes on them all the time. That doesn't count blinking when I
sneezed, or locking all doors and windows while I use the bathroom at home.

One day my 3yr old son got mad cuz mommy wouldn't let him have something
he wanted right then and there, so he told mommy "I hate you ... I'm
running away!!" I was about 4 paces away from him and turned around as
he was saying that and he was out the front door (he unlocked it), down
the front steps and about half way down the middle of the street in less
than 60 seconds. I was right behind him about 15 paces and closing and
snatched him up before he got to the end of the block.

Kids! Once you have them you can't even turn your back on them. Two
were fairly easy to take care of because I had 2 hands, but when the
third one came along it took a while to figure out how in the world I
was going to keep track of 3. Thank God I lived to tell the tale and see
them grow into adulthood, now.

When I see this crap, it makes me want to leash the adult around their
neck and ask 'em how they like it. People that came up with this
concept of leashes on children are sick individuals.

I thought the same way at first until I was desperate and needed a
miracle to keep track of 2 kids under the age of 5. Velcro that goes on
the wrist isn't the same as a dog leash by a long shot.

spit! HA! eww ... I don't think I'll try spitting again.


Spit!

--
Maggie

I have 8 siblings and had one crazed mother. o_O

[8~{} Uncle Little Monster

On 7/20/2015 3:13 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, July 20, 2015 at 1:51:53 PM UTC-5, Muggles wrote:
On 7/20/2015 1:30 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 12:34:35 -0500, Muggles wrote:

On 7/20/2015 12:04 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 07:10:57 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

[8~{} Uncle Monster

That is disgusting. A future inmate training program. People **** me
off when I see a child on a "dog" type leash.


Those wrist "leashes" for kids are great, imo. But, the handcuffs are a
bit weird.

Well we have different opinions about "leashing" kids. It only shows
me adults can't control the children. Put a belt across his ass once
or twice and you don't need restraints.

It's really nothing like a restraint. Try walking down the street with
3 kids in tow - one in a stroller and 2 walking alongside of you. They
out numbered me, and I only had 2 hands. I could at least strap one into
the stroller. The other two were taught to hold onto the stroller, or
the grocery buggy.

In the beginning it helped to have the wrist leash because they couldn't
take off across the street suddenly, which would mean I'd have to leave
the other 2 unattended to catch the one trying to run into traffic.
They had leeway to walk, just not enough to endanger themselves, or get
far enough away from me in any store that someone could snatch them.

Once they got old enough I didn't need the wrist leash any more because
they understood "hold onto the cart/buggy/stroller and don't let go".
They also knew if they let go that mom would smack their butts. HA! (I'm
an abuser to some for saying that, but they obeyed or they payed the
penalty.) I was responsible for their lives, so I took it seriously and
kept my 2 eyes on them all the time. That doesn't count blinking when I
sneezed, or locking all doors and windows while I use the bathroom at home.

One day my 3yr old son got mad cuz mommy wouldn't let him have something
he wanted right then and there, so he told mommy "I hate you ... I'm
running away!!" I was about 4 paces away from him and turned around as
he was saying that and he was out the front door (he unlocked it), down
the front steps and about half way down the middle of the street in less
than 60 seconds. I was right behind him about 15 paces and closing and
snatched him up before he got to the end of the block.

Kids! Once you have them you can't even turn your back on them. Two
were fairly easy to take care of because I had 2 hands, but when the
third one came along it took a while to figure out how in the world I
was going to keep track of 3. Thank God I lived to tell the tale and see
them grow into adulthood, now.

When I see this crap, it makes me want to leash the adult around their
neck and ask 'em how they like it. People that came up with this
concept of leashes on children are sick individuals.

I thought the same way at first until I was desperate and needed a
miracle to keep track of 2 kids under the age of 5. Velcro that goes on
the wrist isn't the same as a dog leash by a long shot.

spit! HA! eww ... I don't think I'll try spitting again.


Spit!

--
Maggie

I have 8 siblings and had one crazed mother. o_O

[8~{} Uncle Little Monster


LOL Poor woman. {giggles}

--
Maggie

On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 14:56:29 -0500, Muggles wrote:

Justify leashes all you like. It is not the answer for controlling a
child or three. I was a "free range" child, so were other siblings.
Mom knew discipline verses abuse.

Well, I'm all for whatever works, and I used the wrist leash for a while
with all 3 kids. It's not being abusive, or even close to abusive, and
it keeps kids safe where safety can go wrong very quickly. If used as it
should be used, I don't see anything wrong with it.

If the "kids" are now adults, have you asked them what they think
about being tethered by leashes. Not to be mean, but I'd be
interested. Curious if they agree with you.

On Monday, July 20, 2015 at 3:19:04 PM UTC-5, Muggles wrote:
On 7/20/2015 3:13 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, July 20, 2015 at 1:51:53 PM UTC-5, Muggles wrote:
On 7/20/2015 1:30 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 12:34:35 -0500, Muggles wrote:

On 7/20/2015 12:04 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 07:10:57 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

[8~{} Uncle Monster

That is disgusting. A future inmate training program. People **** me
off when I see a child on a "dog" type leash.


Those wrist "leashes" for kids are great, imo. But, the handcuffs are a
bit weird.

Well we have different opinions about "leashing" kids. It only shows
me adults can't control the children. Put a belt across his ass once
or twice and you don't need restraints.

It's really nothing like a restraint. Try walking down the street with
3 kids in tow - one in a stroller and 2 walking alongside of you. They
out numbered me, and I only had 2 hands. I could at least strap one into
the stroller. The other two were taught to hold onto the stroller, or
the grocery buggy.

In the beginning it helped to have the wrist leash because they couldn't
take off across the street suddenly, which would mean I'd have to leave
the other 2 unattended to catch the one trying to run into traffic.
They had leeway to walk, just not enough to endanger themselves, or get
far enough away from me in any store that someone could snatch them.

Once they got old enough I didn't need the wrist leash any more because
they understood "hold onto the cart/buggy/stroller and don't let go".
They also knew if they let go that mom would smack their butts. HA! (I'm
an abuser to some for saying that, but they obeyed or they payed the
penalty.) I was responsible for their lives, so I took it seriously and
kept my 2 eyes on them all the time. That doesn't count blinking when I
sneezed, or locking all doors and windows while I use the bathroom at home.

One day my 3yr old son got mad cuz mommy wouldn't let him have something
he wanted right then and there, so he told mommy "I hate you ... I'm
running away!!" I was about 4 paces away from him and turned around as
he was saying that and he was out the front door (he unlocked it), down
the front steps and about half way down the middle of the street in less
than 60 seconds. I was right behind him about 15 paces and closing and
snatched him up before he got to the end of the block.

Kids! Once you have them you can't even turn your back on them. Two
were fairly easy to take care of because I had 2 hands, but when the
third one came along it took a while to figure out how in the world I
was going to keep track of 3. Thank God I lived to tell the tale and see
them grow into adulthood, now.

When I see this crap, it makes me want to leash the adult around their
neck and ask 'em how they like it. People that came up with this
concept of leashes on children are sick individuals.

I thought the same way at first until I was desperate and needed a
miracle to keep track of 2 kids under the age of 5. Velcro that goes on
the wrist isn't the same as a dog leash by a long shot.

spit! HA! eww ... I don't think I'll try spitting again.


Spit!

--
Maggie

I have 8 siblings and had one crazed mother. o_O

[8~{} Uncle Little Monster


LOL Poor woman. {giggles}

--
Maggie

After going through 10 pregnancies in 20 years, Mom went back to college and got a PhD in psychology to try to figure out WTF she was thinking. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Bonkers Monster

On 7/20/2015 3:22 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 14:56:29 -0500, Muggles wrote:

Justify leashes all you like. It is not the answer for controlling a
child or three. I was a "free range" child, so were other siblings.
Mom knew discipline verses abuse.

Well, I'm all for whatever works, and I used the wrist leash for a while
with all 3 kids. It's not being abusive, or even close to abusive, and
it keeps kids safe where safety can go wrong very quickly. If used as it
should be used, I don't see anything wrong with it.

If the "kids" are now adults, have you asked them what they think
about being tethered by leashes. Not to be mean, but I'd be
interested. Curious if they agree with you.


Well, my oldest daughter has 2 young kids now, and she uses a wrist
leash, too. I haven't specifically asked her that particular question,
but she evidently sees the value in using one of those contraptions.

I really don't think it's any worse than strapping a kid into a stroller
or even a high chair. It isn't even as constraining as the car seats
kids have to be strapped into, or even the seat belts in grocery buggies.

If you think about all the different safety products out there that keep
kids safe, and the worst one I'm thinking of is car seats, then a wrist
leash is the least constraining product I can think of on the market.
Those car seats are a very tight fit and the kids have to be snuggley
cinched and snapped with straps into them or the law can say the parent
isn't taking proper care of the kid.

--
Maggie

On 7/20/2015 3:32 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, July 20, 2015 at 3:19:04 PM UTC-5, Muggles wrote:
On 7/20/2015 3:13 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, July 20, 2015 at 1:51:53 PM UTC-5, Muggles wrote:
On 7/20/2015 1:30 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 12:34:35 -0500, Muggles wrote:

On 7/20/2015 12:04 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 07:10:57 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

[8~{} Uncle Monster

That is disgusting. A future inmate training program. People **** me
off when I see a child on a "dog" type leash.


Those wrist "leashes" for kids are great, imo. But, the handcuffs are a
bit weird.

Well we have different opinions about "leashing" kids. It only shows
me adults can't control the children. Put a belt across his ass once
or twice and you don't need restraints.

It's really nothing like a restraint. Try walking down the street with
3 kids in tow - one in a stroller and 2 walking alongside of you. They
out numbered me, and I only had 2 hands. I could at least strap one into
the stroller. The other two were taught to hold onto the stroller, or
the grocery buggy.

In the beginning it helped to have the wrist leash because they couldn't
take off across the street suddenly, which would mean I'd have to leave
the other 2 unattended to catch the one trying to run into traffic.
They had leeway to walk, just not enough to endanger themselves, or get
far enough away from me in any store that someone could snatch them.

Once they got old enough I didn't need the wrist leash any more because
they understood "hold onto the cart/buggy/stroller and don't let go".
They also knew if they let go that mom would smack their butts. HA! (I'm
an abuser to some for saying that, but they obeyed or they payed the
penalty.) I was responsible for their lives, so I took it seriously and
kept my 2 eyes on them all the time. That doesn't count blinking when I
sneezed, or locking all doors and windows while I use the bathroom at home.

One day my 3yr old son got mad cuz mommy wouldn't let him have something
he wanted right then and there, so he told mommy "I hate you ... I'm
running away!!" I was about 4 paces away from him and turned around as
he was saying that and he was out the front door (he unlocked it), down
the front steps and about half way down the middle of the street in less
than 60 seconds. I was right behind him about 15 paces and closing and
snatched him up before he got to the end of the block.

Kids! Once you have them you can't even turn your back on them. Two
were fairly easy to take care of because I had 2 hands, but when the
third one came along it took a while to figure out how in the world I
was going to keep track of 3. Thank God I lived to tell the tale and see
them grow into adulthood, now.

When I see this crap, it makes me want to leash the adult around their
neck and ask 'em how they like it. People that came up with this
concept of leashes on children are sick individuals.

I thought the same way at first until I was desperate and needed a
miracle to keep track of 2 kids under the age of 5. Velcro that goes on
the wrist isn't the same as a dog leash by a long shot.

spit! HA! eww ... I don't think I'll try spitting again.


Spit!

--
Maggie

I have 8 siblings and had one crazed mother. o_O

[8~{} Uncle Little Monster


LOL Poor woman. {giggles}

--
Maggie

After going through 10 pregnancies in 20 years, Mom went back to college and got a PhD in psychology to try to figure out WTF she was thinking. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Bonkers Monster


LOL I've thought of doing that myself.

--
Maggie

On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 15:42:17 -0500, Muggles wrote:

If the "kids" are now adults, have you asked them what they think
about being tethered by leashes. Not to be mean, but I'd be
interested. Curious if they agree with you.


Well, my oldest daughter has 2 young kids now, and she uses a wrist
leash, too. I haven't specifically asked her that particular question,
but she evidently sees the value in using one of those contraptions.

I wonder what the grand kids think of leash tethers. None of my
business but someday there very well could be a rebellion.

On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 14:56:29 -0500, Muggles wrote in


Well, I'm all for whatever works, and I used the wrist leash for a while
with all 3 kids. It's not being abusive, or even close to abusive, and
it keeps kids safe where safety can go wrong very quickly. If used as it
should be used, I don't see anything wrong with it.

Nothing at all wrong with it.
--
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and having to visit 10 different news stands to pickup each one.
Email list-server groups and USENET are like having all of those
newspapers delivered to your door every morning.

On 7/20/2015 4:18 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 15:42:17 -0500, Muggles wrote:

If the "kids" are now adults, have you asked them what they think
about being tethered by leashes. Not to be mean, but I'd be
interested. Curious if they agree with you.


Well, my oldest daughter has 2 young kids now, and she uses a wrist
leash, too. I haven't specifically asked her that particular question,
but she evidently sees the value in using one of those contraptions.

I wonder what the grand kids think of leash tethers. None of my
business but someday there very well could be a rebellion.


I imagine it's not a big deal. They are used to being strapped into
various safety devices, so a wrist leash/tether is just another safety
device.

--
Maggie

On 7/20/2015 4:36 PM, CRNG wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 14:56:29 -0500, Muggles wrote in


Well, I'm all for whatever works, and I used the wrist leash for a while
with all 3 kids. It's not being abusive, or even close to abusive, and
it keeps kids safe where safety can go wrong very quickly. If used as it
should be used, I don't see anything wrong with it.

Nothing at all wrong with it.


I agree.

--
Maggie

"Muggles" wrote in message
...
On 7/20/2015 4:18 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 15:42:17 -0500, Muggles wrote:

If the "kids" are now adults, have you asked them what they think
about being tethered by leashes. Not to be mean, but I'd be
interested. Curious if they agree with you.


Well, my oldest daughter has 2 young kids now, and she uses a wrist
leash, too. I haven't specifically asked her that particular question,
but she evidently sees the value in using one of those contraptions.

I wonder what the grand kids think of leash tethers. None of my
business but someday there very well could be a rebellion.


I imagine it's not a big deal. They are used to being strapped into
various safety devices, so a wrist leash/tether is just another safety
device.


Unless being strapped into various purported safety devices is not
necessarily a good thing.

On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 16:36:52 -0500, CRNG
wrote:

On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 14:56:29 -0500, Muggles wrote in


Well, I'm all for whatever works, and I used the wrist leash for a while
with all 3 kids. It's not being abusive, or even close to abusive, and
it keeps kids safe where safety can go wrong very quickly. If used as it
should be used, I don't see anything wrong with it.

Nothing at all wrong with it.

I would enjoy seeing and reading that specific study. Are you saying
what a parent does to a child doesn't have an adverse impact on a
child? I beg to differ.

On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 15:45:36 -0700, "taxed and spent"
wrote:


"Muggles" wrote in message
...
On 7/20/2015 4:18 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 15:42:17 -0500, Muggles wrote:

If the "kids" are now adults, have you asked them what they think
about being tethered by leashes. Not to be mean, but I'd be
interested. Curious if they agree with you.


Well, my oldest daughter has 2 young kids now, and she uses a wrist
leash, too. I haven't specifically asked her that particular question,
but she evidently sees the value in using one of those contraptions.

I wonder what the grand kids think of leash tethers. None of my
business but someday there very well could be a rebellion.


I imagine it's not a big deal. They are used to being strapped into
various safety devices, so a wrist leash/tether is just another safety
device.


Unless being strapped into various purported safety devices is not
necessarily a good thing.


Touche`

On Monday, July 20, 2015 at 4:18:42 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 15:42:17 -0500, Muggles wrote:

If the "kids" are now adults, have you asked them what they think
about being tethered by leashes. Not to be mean, but I'd be
interested. Curious if they agree with you.


Well, my oldest daughter has 2 young kids now, and she uses a wrist
leash, too. I haven't specifically asked her that particular question,
but she evidently sees the value in using one of those contraptions.

I wonder what the grand kids think of leash tethers. None of my
business but someday there very well could be a rebellion.

It's been a while back that I read about a parent at an airport who went after a toddler who darted off into a restricted area and the TSA in all it's wisdom brought the full weight of the federal government down on the parent. You can't turn your back on a small child for two seconds without the kid taking off like a pooch after a squirrel. These days, many parents have their attention taken up by their smart phones and are oblivious to their environment and are more apt to take their eyes off their tots. Perhaps someone will come up with an app for keeping an eye on children? o_O

Oh yea, I once captured a tot who got away from his mother and was heading out the front door of Wally World. That little critter had quite a head start on his mother and is well on his way to becoming a track star. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Observant Monster

Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, July 20, 2015 at 1:30:59 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 12:34:35 -0500, Muggles wrote:

On 7/20/2015 12:04 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 07:10:57 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

[8~{} Uncle Monster

That is disgusting. A future inmate training program. People **** me
off when I see a child on a "dog" type leash.


Those wrist "leashes" for kids are great, imo. But, the handcuffs are a
bit weird.

Well we have different opinions about "leashing" kids. It only shows
me adults can't control the children. Put a belt across his ass once
or twice and you don't need restraints.

When I see this crap, it makes me want to leash the adult around their
neck and ask 'em how they like it. People that came up with this
concept of leashes on children are sick individuals.

Spit!

I blame it on the Progressive Liberal Leftist Commiecrat Freaks. Spank your child, go to jail. Let your child walk to the park, go to jail. Yell at your kid, go to jail. I'd like to see locking GPS collars that set the area that a kid can roam. It would work like the invisible fence for dogs except it would notify parents via the cell phone network when the kid goes astray and reports the critter's location. Of course the parent will have a remote control to use in Walmart for zapping the kid through the collar when he/she/it misbehaves. I think teachers would love it too. Tell the kids to shut up and sit down once then press the remote zappers if they fail to comply. Shopping carts with a kid cage may work to contain the little hellion. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Cage Monster

You can make kids behave bad by feeding wrong(bad) food.
They have a name for it. ADD or ADHD kids.

On Monday, July 20, 2015 at 5:45:39 PM UTC-5, taxed and spent wrote:
"Muggles" wrote in message
...
On 7/20/2015 4:18 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 15:42:17 -0500, Muggles wrote:

If the "kids" are now adults, have you asked them what they think
about being tethered by leashes. Not to be mean, but I'd be
interested. Curious if they agree with you.


Well, my oldest daughter has 2 young kids now, and she uses a wrist
leash, too. I haven't specifically asked her that particular question,
but she evidently sees the value in using one of those contraptions.

I wonder what the grand kids think of leash tethers. None of my
business but someday there very well could be a rebellion.


I imagine it's not a big deal. They are used to being strapped into
various safety devices, so a wrist leash/tether is just another safety
device.


Unless being strapped into various purported safety devices is not
necessarily a good thing.

I believe more than one child has been killed by a front passenger side airbag when the kid wasn't strapped in to the seat. Even safety devices are deadly. o_O

[8~{} Uncle Paranoid Monster

On Monday, July 20, 2015 at 6:36:27 PM UTC-5, Tony Hwang wrote:
Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, July 20, 2015 at 1:30:59 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 12:34:35 -0500, Muggles wrote:

On 7/20/2015 12:04 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 07:10:57 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

[8~{} Uncle Monster

That is disgusting. A future inmate training program. People **** me
off when I see a child on a "dog" type leash.


Those wrist "leashes" for kids are great, imo. But, the handcuffs are a
bit weird.

Well we have different opinions about "leashing" kids. It only shows
me adults can't control the children. Put a belt across his ass once
or twice and you don't need restraints.

When I see this crap, it makes me want to leash the adult around their
neck and ask 'em how they like it. People that came up with this
concept of leashes on children are sick individuals.

Spit!

I blame it on the Progressive Liberal Leftist Commiecrat Freaks. Spank your child, go to jail. Let your child walk to the park, go to jail. Yell at your kid, go to jail. I'd like to see locking GPS collars that set the area that a kid can roam. It would work like the invisible fence for dogs except it would notify parents via the cell phone network when the kid goes astray and reports the critter's location. Of course the parent will have a remote control to use in Walmart for zapping the kid through the collar when he/she/it misbehaves. I think teachers would love it too. Tell the kids to shut up and sit down once then press the remote zappers if they fail to comply. Shopping carts with a kid cage may work to contain the little hellion.. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Cage Monster

You can make kids behave bad by feeding wrong(bad) food.
They have a name for it. ADD or ADHD kids.

I love little kids because they're the most entertaining creatures on the planet but some of them are the spawn of Satan. O_o

[8~{} Uncle Evil Monster

On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 16:31:50 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

Oh yea, I once captured a tot who got away from his mother and was heading out the front door of Wally World. That little critter had quite a head start on his mother and is well on his way to becoming a track star. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Observant Monster

No doubt little kids can't be villains. Watched one sticking a metal
tab from the old beverage can into a wall outlet on prison visiting
day. Parents were not paying attention. I sent in a suggestion and
got a monetary award. Little creatures could also fall down a
stairwell behind my desk, so I got another award for suggesting an
expanded metal solution to prevent that potential problem.

I told the convicts and their lovers that I was not a baby sitter. I
could end the visit and I would in three heart beats

On Monday, July 20, 2015 at 6:58:27 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 16:31:50 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

Oh yea, I once captured a tot who got away from his mother and was heading out the front door of Wally World. That little critter had quite a head start on his mother and is well on his way to becoming a track star. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Observant Monster

No doubt little kids can't be villains. Watched one sticking a metal
tab from the old beverage can into a wall outlet on prison visiting
day. Parents were not paying attention. I sent in a suggestion and
got a monetary award. Little creatures could also fall down a
stairwell behind my desk, so I got another award for suggesting an
expanded metal solution to prevent that potential problem.

I told the convicts and their lovers that I was not a baby sitter. I
could end the visit and I would in three heart beats

It goes against my Libertarian beliefs but dammit, some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. O_o

[8~{} Uncle Eugenics Monster

Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, July 20, 2015 at 6:36:27 PM UTC-5, Tony Hwang wrote:
Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, July 20, 2015 at 1:30:59 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 12:34:35 -0500, Muggles wrote:

On 7/20/2015 12:04 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 07:10:57 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

[8~{} Uncle Monster

That is disgusting. A future inmate training program. People **** me
off when I see a child on a "dog" type leash.


Those wrist "leashes" for kids are great, imo. But, the handcuffs are a
bit weird.

Well we have different opinions about "leashing" kids. It only shows
me adults can't control the children. Put a belt across his ass once
or twice and you don't need restraints.

When I see this crap, it makes me want to leash the adult around their
neck and ask 'em how they like it. People that came up with this
concept of leashes on children are sick individuals.

Spit!

I blame it on the Progressive Liberal Leftist Commiecrat Freaks. Spank your child, go to jail. Let your child walk to the park, go to jail. Yell at your kid, go to jail. I'd like to see locking GPS collars that set the area that a kid can roam. It would work like the invisible fence for dogs except it would notify parents via the cell phone network when the kid goes astray and reports the critter's location. Of course the parent will have a remote control to use in Walmart for zapping the kid through the collar when he/she/it misbehaves. I think teachers would love it too. Tell the kids to shut up and sit down once then press the remote zappers if they fail to comply. Shopping carts with a kid cage may work to contain the little hellion. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Cage Monster

You can make kids behave bad by feeding wrong(bad) food.
They have a name for it. ADD or ADHD kids.

I love little kids because they're the most entertaining creatures on the planet but some of them are the spawn of Satan. O_o

[8~{} Uncle Evil Monster

I always fall for my 5 year old grand son. Very sweet, happy, bubbly
kid going to be grade 1 this fall. I never saw him crying, pouting,
or throwing temper tantrum. Once my daughter asked him when he visited
her at the university hospital. She told him "I am a doctor here and
help sick people get well, what's mom doing?" His answer was "shopping"
Actually she is a tenured prof. in engineering faculty at same school. A
doctor in civil engineering...

On 7/20/2015 2:52 PM, wrote:
Oren:

My parents used an invisible leash on me as a little
kid in the 1970s: A certain LOOK that meant "if
you go out of my sight in this store, boy are you
gonna get it when we go home!"


Worked every time.


Instead of leashes & collars, parents need to
be PARENTS again.


We shared the same mother, evidently. No need for a leash.

On Monday, July 20, 2015 at 7:36:29 PM UTC-5, Tony Hwang wrote:
Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, July 20, 2015 at 6:36:27 PM UTC-5, Tony Hwang wrote:
Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, July 20, 2015 at 1:30:59 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 12:34:35 -0500, Muggles wrote:

On 7/20/2015 12:04 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jul 2015 07:10:57 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

How to make that kid behave in Walmart. ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/p778qss

[8~{} Uncle Monster

That is disgusting. A future inmate training program. People **** me
off when I see a child on a "dog" type leash.


Those wrist "leashes" for kids are great, imo. But, the handcuffs are a
bit weird.

Well we have different opinions about "leashing" kids. It only shows
me adults can't control the children. Put a belt across his ass once
or twice and you don't need restraints.

When I see this crap, it makes me want to leash the adult around their
neck and ask 'em how they like it. People that came up with this
concept of leashes on children are sick individuals.

Spit!

I blame it on the Progressive Liberal Leftist Commiecrat Freaks. Spank your child, go to jail. Let your child walk to the park, go to jail. Yell at your kid, go to jail. I'd like to see locking GPS collars that set the area that a kid can roam. It would work like the invisible fence for dogs except it would notify parents via the cell phone network when the kid goes astray and reports the critter's location. Of course the parent will have a remote control to use in Walmart for zapping the kid through the collar when he/she/it misbehaves. I think teachers would love it too. Tell the kids to shut up and sit down once then press the remote zappers if they fail to comply. Shopping carts with a kid cage may work to contain the little hellion. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Cage Monster

You can make kids behave bad by feeding wrong(bad) food.
They have a name for it. ADD or ADHD kids.

I love little kids because they're the most entertaining creatures on the planet but some of them are the spawn of Satan. O_o

[8~{} Uncle Evil Monster

I always fall for my 5 year old grand son. Very sweet, happy, bubbly
kid going to be grade 1 this fall. I never saw him crying, pouting,
or throwing temper tantrum. Once my daughter asked him when he visited
her at the university hospital. She told him "I am a doctor here and
help sick people get well, what's mom doing?" His answer was "shopping"
Actually she is a tenured prof. in engineering faculty at same school. A
doctor in civil engineering...

I have no children that I know of but I've been adopted by quite a few and when one of my little buddies climbs in my lap and I give him/her/it a hug, I look down at my little pal and always wonder how on earth could an adult ever harm a child? I was never able to find a fertile grown woman who'd hold still long enough and quit screaming, biting, scratching and kicking. Some of them spit too so I have no children of my own. I'm a monster, remember. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Bachelor Monster