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On 07/03/2015 05:54 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 7/3/2015 4:31 PM, T wrote: On 07/03/2015 01:26 PM, Tekkie® wrote: What is your definition of gouging? There are other cost associated with selling parts that the mark up has to cover, such as the cost of the inventory space and the cost of parts that you may or may not sell but have to have on hand anyway. Warehouse space ain't cheap. Price gouging is a term used by ignorant ingrates when the cost of providing a service goes way up, due to supply and demand. Such as after a hurricane when demand goes way up, but supply goes way down. But people want to pay the low price of the high supply, low demand days. And so they clamor and protest, rather than being grateful for all the extra risk and effort the supplier put forth to meet the needs of the ingrates. Such people need to be told to shop around for a better price, and quit trying to use the force of government to do what is not feasable. Hi Chris, You had to stock the damned thing and did not make a cent of interest off it. And, you had to stock a number of things that yo may never sell to cover all contingencies. Plus you had to pay for space to store them. And you hand delivered it them. No wasted gas, time, or head scratching on their part. NEXT TIME, DO IT YOURSELF!!! I get tired of hearing about dishonest businessmen. Yes, they are out there. What about dishonest customers? My experience is they out number dishonest businessmen by about 20x. And you know we self employed folks just sit around all day wearing sandals and drinking drinks with little umbrellas in them whilst we order other folks around. I feel your pain! -T |
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On 7/3/2015 9:08 PM, T wrote:
Hi Chris, You had to stock the damned thing and did not make a cent of interest off it. And, you had to stock a number of things that yo may never sell to cover all contingencies. Plus you had to pay for space to store them. And you hand delivered it them. No wasted gas, time, or head scratching on their part. NEXT TIME, DO IT YOURSELF!!! I get tired of hearing about dishonest businessmen. Yes, they are out there. What about dishonest customers? My experience is they out number dishonest businessmen by about 20x. And you know we self employed folks just sit around all day wearing sandals and drinking drinks with little umbrellas in them whilst we order other folks around. I feel your pain! -T When my Dad was employed, he had a sign over his desk: GOOD FAST CHEAP ---------------- choose any two In this case, she got good and fast. The other companies she called were booked for several days. I think she actually got all three, I ought have charged her for rush. - .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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"Tekkie®" wrote in message ...
Vic Smith posted for all of us... On Tue, 23 Jun 2015 22:03:16 -0400, wrote: On Tue, 23 Jun 2015 04:42:54 -0500, Vic Smith wrote: [quoted text muted] Huh? Muted? You sound a little fusked up, little feller. Whatz up with that? |
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On 07/04/2015 05:50 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 7/3/2015 9:08 PM, T wrote: Hi Chris, You had to stock the damned thing and did not make a cent of interest off it. And, you had to stock a number of things that yo may never sell to cover all contingencies. Plus you had to pay for space to store them. And you hand delivered it them. No wasted gas, time, or head scratching on their part. NEXT TIME, DO IT YOURSELF!!! I get tired of hearing about dishonest businessmen. Yes, they are out there. What about dishonest customers? My experience is they out number dishonest businessmen by about 20x. And you know we self employed folks just sit around all day wearing sandals and drinking drinks with little umbrellas in them whilst we order other folks around. I feel your pain! -T When my Dad was employed, he had a sign over his desk: GOOD FAST CHEAP ---------------- choose any two In this case, she got good and fast. The other companies she called were booked for several days. I think she actually got all three, I ought have charged her for rush. Hi Chris, I worked for plumber once that told me he had gotten an emergency call from a lady that week. When his guys showed up, so did four (may have been five) plumbers. She told them that she intended to give the job to the one that showed up first. They ALL turned around and left. I have had a few customers tell me something to the effect that they had called several people, but who ever showed up first got he job. I declined. Thing is about jumping through ridiculous hoops: these kinds of people are not loyal. They don't become a permanent customer because they got the King's treatment. It far better to give your actual customers the King's treatment. You know the ones that say thank you and shake your hand and tip you! Them's the ones that go to the top of the list. There is an appliance repairman about 2 hours drive from here I am always asking for technical advice from. I always send him a check for consulting. He bends over backward to help me over the phone. Hmmmmmmm ... -T |
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On 7/4/2015 5:52 PM, T wrote:
Hi Chris, I worked for plumber once that told me he had gotten an emergency call from a lady that week. When his guys showed up, so did four (may have been five) plumbers. She told them that she intended to give the job to the one that showed up first. They ALL turned around and left. I have had a few customers tell me something to the effect that they had called several people, but who ever showed up first got he job. I declined. Thing is about jumping through ridiculous hoops: these kinds of people are not loyal. They don't become a permanent customer because they got the King's treatment. It far better to give your actual customers the King's treatment. You know the ones that say thank you and shake your hand and tip you! Them's the ones that go to the top of the list. There is an appliance repairman about 2 hours drive from here I am always asking for technical advice from. I always send him a check for consulting. He bends over backward to help me over the phone. Hmmmmmmm ... -T One similar moment, the plumber said he'd do the job only after she paid the others a trip charge for coming out. I thought that was reasonable. Yes, I do need to write more thank you letters and also should send money with the thank you letters. -- .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On 7/4/2015 5:52 PM, T wrote:
Thing is about jumping through ridiculous hoops: these kinds of people are not loyal. They don't become a permanent customer because they got the King's treatment. It far better to give your actual customers the King's treatment. You know the ones that say thank you and shake your hand and tip you! Them's the ones that go to the top of the list. I've never really formalized it, but I do have an off the cuff priority system. Life safety comes first, the kid locked in the car before the warm refrigerator. Some where along the lines, my long term customers who send lots of work get attention before Miss Myrtle who wants a light bulb tightened. -- .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On 07/05/2015 05:01 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
One similar moment, the plumber said he'd do the job only after she paid the others a trip charge for coming out. I thought that was reasonable 1 +++++++++ |
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On 07/05/2015 05:03 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 7/4/2015 5:52 PM, T wrote: Thing is about jumping through ridiculous hoops: these kinds of people are not loyal. They don't become a permanent customer because they got the King's treatment. It far better to give your actual customers the King's treatment. You know the ones that say thank you and shake your hand and tip you! Them's the ones that go to the top of the list. I've never really formalized it, but I do have an off the cuff priority system. Life safety comes first, the kid locked in the car before the warm refrigerator. There is always the temptation to service the squeaky wheel. It is to be resisted. It always comes to naught. They never become a long term customer. Some where along the lines, my long term customers who send lots of work get attention before Miss Myrtle who wants a light bulb tightened. I was at a machine shop last week. They have tons of lathes. This where the part spins and the drill stand still. It always cracks me up to watch. Reminds me of the joke about how to change a light bulb and spinning the latter. |
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On 7/6/2015 3:30 PM, T wrote:
I've never really formalized it, but I do have an off the cuff priority system. Life safety comes first, the kid locked in the car before the warm refrigerator. There is always the temptation to service the squeaky wheel. It is to be resisted. It always comes to naught. They never become a long term customer. Some where along the lines, my long term customers who send lots of work get attention before Miss Myrtle who wants a light bulb tightened. I was at a machine shop last week. They have tons of lathes. This where the part spins and the drill stand still. It always cracks me up to watch. Reminds me of the joke about how to change a light bulb and spinning the latter. I think you're right, that the loud customers seldom turn into long term and profitable ones. Last week, I responded to the guy locked into the house before the store with the drawer lock that was broken. There is a similar joke about teenage girls changing light bulb. Hold the bulb in the air and wait for the world to revolve around them. -- .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On 07/07/2015 05:47 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 7/6/2015 3:30 PM, T wrote: I've never really formalized it, but I do have an off the cuff priority system. Life safety comes first, the kid locked in the car before the warm refrigerator. There is always the temptation to service the squeaky wheel. It is to be resisted. It always comes to naught. They never become a long term customer. Some where along the lines, my long term customers who send lots of work get attention before Miss Myrtle who wants a light bulb tightened. I was at a machine shop last week. They have tons of lathes. This where the part spins and the drill stand still. It always cracks me up to watch. Reminds me of the joke about how to change a light bulb and spinning the latter. I think you're right, that the loud customers seldom turn into long term and profitable ones. Last week, I responded to the guy locked into the house before the store with the drawer lock that was broken. There is a similar joke about teenage girls changing light bulb. Hold the bulb in the air and wait for the world to revolve around them. You will love this one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE3q1hLE9gs |
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On 7/8/2015 12:00 AM, T wrote:
On 07/07/2015 05:47 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote: There is a similar joke about teenage girls changing light bulb. Hold the bulb in the air and wait for the world to revolve around them. You will love this one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE3q1hLE9gs When I first saw this, I thought it was funny. Now, seeing the stereotypes, I'm less amused. A bit derogatory of women with blonde hair. Less amusing, now. -- .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On 07/08/2015 12:49 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 7/8/2015 12:00 AM, T wrote: On 07/07/2015 05:47 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote: There is a similar joke about teenage girls changing light bulb. Hold the bulb in the air and wait for the world to revolve around them. You will love this one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE3q1hLE9gs When I first saw this, I thought it was funny. Now, seeing the stereotypes, I'm less amused. A bit derogatory of women with blonde hair. Less amusing, now. I have a number of "blond" customers that save up blond jokes. This is not meant to be taken seriously. |
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On Wednesday, July 8, 2015 at 3:41:20 PM UTC-5, T wrote:
On 07/08/2015 12:49 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote: On 7/8/2015 12:00 AM, T wrote: On 07/07/2015 05:47 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote: There is a similar joke about teenage girls changing light bulb. Hold the bulb in the air and wait for the world to revolve around them. You will love this one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE3q1hLE9gs When I first saw this, I thought it was funny. Now, seeing the stereotypes, I'm less amused. A bit derogatory of women with blonde hair. Less amusing, now. I have a number of "blond" customers that save up blond jokes. This is not meant to be taken seriously. Well I'm offended, cuz, um, cuz, um......... o_O [8~{} Uncle Confused Monster |
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On 7/8/2015 4:41 PM, T wrote:
On 07/08/2015 12:49 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE3q1hLE9gs When I first saw this, I thought it was funny. Now, seeing the stereotypes, I'm less amused. A bit derogatory of women with blonde hair. Less amusing, now. I have a number of "blond" customers that save up blond jokes. This is not meant to be taken seriously. How can you say that, you racist, bigot, sexist, mysogenist, blondophobic baby seal clubbing, child starving, Republican, throwing granny off the cliff, oil dumping, earth polluting, hydrofracking, did I get them all, uh, what was I talking about? Sigh. Now, you won't take me seriously. -- .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On 7/8/2015 4:51 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, July 8, 2015 at 3:41:20 PM UTC-5, T wrote: I have a number of "blond" customers that save up blond jokes. This is not meant to be taken seriously. Well I'm offended, cuz, um, cuz, um......... o_O [8~{} Uncle Confused Monster I think being offended is required to do business, or hold elected office, now days. -- .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On 07/08/2015 02:30 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 7/8/2015 4:41 PM, T wrote: On 07/08/2015 12:49 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE3q1hLE9gs When I first saw this, I thought it was funny. Now, seeing the stereotypes, I'm less amused. A bit derogatory of women with blonde hair. Less amusing, now. I have a number of "blond" customers that save up blond jokes. This is not meant to be taken seriously. How can you say that, you racist, bigot, sexist, mysogenist, blondophobic baby seal clubbing, child starving, Republican, throwing granny off the cliff, oil dumping, earth polluting, hydrofracking, did I get them all, uh, what was I talking about? Dang, you outed me! Sigh. Now, you won't take me seriously. So, seal meat, properly tenderized with a club, on the Barbecue tonight? I am getting tired of unicorn meat. Tastes like horse. :-) |
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On 7/8/2015 5:56 PM, T wrote:
I have a number of "blond" customers that save up blond jokes. This is not meant to be taken seriously. How can you say that, you racist, bigot, sexist, mysogenist, blondophobic baby seal clubbing, child starving, Republican, throwing granny off the cliff, oil dumping, earth polluting, hydrofracking, did I get them all, uh, what was I talking about? Dang, you outed me! CY: Well, someone had to do it. Sigh. Now, you won't take me seriously. So, seal meat, properly tenderized with a club, on the Barbecue tonight? I am getting tired of unicorn meat. Tastes like horse. :-) CY: I've find it tastes a bit like extinct spotted owl. It's also a bit like dolphin. CY: Hey, maybe we can trade? I've got some albino dolphin that I picked up while I was starving some Russian orphanage kids. -- .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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