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Upscale writes:
A number of years ago when I broke both legs and as I was sitting in the hospital waiting for a room, a number of nurses came up to me commenting that I was white as a sheet. I had to actually talk a doctor out of trying to run some tests for anaemia. And it was a waste of time cursing or swearing because it would only have amplified the pain I was in, so I just sat there and suffered in silence. What else can you do? Argh! More than 30 years ago, I tore the ligaments on both sides of my groin in a motorcycle crash in the woods (came up under the handlebars with my thighs: the bruises were still visible a year later, and I do NOT bruise easily). After all the x-rays, they decided no bones were broken, so it was on to checking to see..."Does this hurt" as he moves one leg with a slighty twist. I had spent something like 2 hours holding as still as possible until they got me out of the woods and to the hospital, because I already knew "this" hurt. When I came back to myself, I saw that almost everyone nearby had their hands over their ears. I don't know what I said to that idiot with an MD, but it was loud and nasty, and he quit manipulating my legs. Charlie Self "Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." Edgar Bergen, (Charlie McCarthy) |
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J T wrote:
This is not my fault. This morning I was thinking, and I thought about the recent thread on Pondering in the Workshop. Now, I am not religious, I consider myself spiritual now, rather than Christian, altho originally raised Christian. Still believe in God too, just probably a bit different perspective than most people. High Priest for the Woodworking Gods. That said, the question: What does a Jewish, Moslem, Buddhist, or whatever, woodworker say when he hits his thumb with a hammer? If he was raised in the U.S., I figure he's probably gonna put "Jesus Christ" in there somewhere. Far as that goes, what would an Amish woodworker say? I don't care how religious you are, there aren't too many peope who aren't going to say something. Now me, I know for a fact that sooner or later the words Jesus Christ would probably fit in there somewhere. Probably proceeded by sonovabitch, and several other choice words. And, I'm convinced there is no athiest or agnotic in existance that's just going to say "Oh my, I have gone and hit my thumb". They'll be instant converts to religion, and calling on God and Jesus. The more I think about it, the more curious I get. Last time I did a nasty to myself in the shop (fell against an old board I was going to "reclaim" and drove an 8 penny nail about 2" into my arm) I can remember my exact response. "Oh, my! Darn! Ouch! What bad luck. Gee, whizz." Or something like that. FoggyTown "Cut to shape . . . pound to fit." |
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"Mike Girouard" wrote in message
Last time I did a nasty to myself in the shop (fell against an old board I was going to "reclaim" and drove an 8 penny nail about 2" into my arm) I can remember my exact response. "Oh, my! Darn! Ouch! What bad luck. Gee, whizz." Or something like that. Sounds like another story that changes with time Mike. Sure it wasn't "Oh, Damn! Argh! What ****ty luck. God why me?" I mean really Mike, the words are almost the same, sure you didn't change them a little? |
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"Charlie Self" wrote in message
Argh! More than 30 years ago, I tore the ligaments on both sides of my groin in a motorcycle crash in the woods (came up under the handlebars with my thighs: the bruises were still visible a year later, and I do NOT bruise easily). After Somehow, I think tearing ligaments around the groin would be a little more painful, a sharper pain anyway. All I remember about breaking my legs was the month long, seriously painful ache I had that was just below the threshold of screaming my head off. The one pain that really made me yell was two years later when I broke my left leg again. The swelling was so bad that the doctors were worried that it would constrict certain blood vessels causing the surround tissue to die. The test to determine this was injecting a needle approximately ice pick size into both legs and comparing the pressure of the released blood. Hell, it even hurts to remember that pain. One thing about woodworking accidents, is that they mostly happen all of a sudden so one doesn't have to force the mind to accept that it's coming, except maybe the painful trip through the hospital emergency. When the doctors tell you to brace yourself that something is going to happen, it's almost painful forcing your mind to realize that it's going to have to accept the pain that is coming. |
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Andy Dingley wrote: On Fri, 3 Dec 2004 14:01:45 -0500, (J T) wrote: That said, the question: What does a Jewish, Moslem, Buddhist, or whatever, woodworker say when he hits his thumb with a hammer? This one uses the names of government cabinet ministers. Offends no-one (that matters) and it's the only way I can remember most of the faceless drones. BUNKETT (yes mis-spelled) |
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I usually utter an 'AAAHHH ****!!!', firmly grasp the injured digit,
then dance in place to placate the Hammer God. That would be "Thor", as in "Thor Thumb" his full name, as given to him by a lisping Viking many moons ago, shortly after he invented the hammer. Man had no need for gods until tools were invented. |
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This is not my fault. This morning I was thinking, and I thought
about the recent thread on Pondering in the Workshop. Accidental thinking... I hate it when that happens |
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Wonder what _he_ said?
I'm screwed |
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When the
doctors tell you to brace yourself that something is going to happen, it's almost painful forcing your mind to realize that it's going to have to accept the pain that is coming. Ditto that. I'm much worse with the anticipation of pain. I spent the good part of a night in the emergency room after stepping down off a my workmate with my full eight onto a nail. The docto r had to pull little bits of shoe-sole rubber out of my foot. I was stiff as a board waiting for him to pull that out. The funny thing about that trip to the ER was that it was about 2:00am and the police brought some guy into the adjacent room who was drunk and had apparently driven onto someone's front porch. He was abusive resistive and apparently handcuffed to gurney. Sound from the next room: DR: We need to take of your pants sir. Patient: You're not taking off my F*ing pants. Sound effect: Zzzzzzip. (sound of sissors cutting the length of his pants). I can't say that I have ever heard the term "c*cksucker" used more times in a ten-minute period in my life. -s |
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Now an even better question is what Jesus (who was a carpenter) yelled
when he hit *his* thumb... Maybe he never missed...... |
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On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 23:04:21 +0000, Andy Dingley wrote:
If you want to invoke deities, I'd suggest Norse pagan ones. They have a good range, they seem particularly appropriate for the job, and a few were even killed by hammer blows. I have a hammer named Mjolnir. Hit my thumb with it, I was Thor for a week. It was stiff and rather Wodin for a while after that, but eventually I was Freja of the pain. Dave "I am _so_ sorry." Hinz |
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On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 03:41:55 -0500, Silvan wrote:
Yet the times when I get *really* hurt, and I'm losing blood at a pretty significant rate, I just kind of quietly make my way to the bathroom to take care of it without saying anything in particular. We have a saying in EMS (emergency medicine), "Sick patients don't bitch". Meaning, if they're well enough to be hollering, they're gonna be just fine. Usually. There's another saying that if the patient says they're gonna die, they're usually right, but there isn't one to address when these two seemingly contradict. Dave "No point, sorry, move along" Hinz |
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On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 02:52:14 GMT, Allyn Vaughn wrote:
On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 19:18:00 -0600, Morris Dovey wrote: Of the the principals of the belief systems you listed, I think only Jesus was a woodworker. Do you suppose he ever hit his thumb with a hammer? And if so, what would he have said? Why I believe he would have said "Joseph Christ!" Actually, to be a pedant about it, Christ is a title rather than a family name. |
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On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 04:52:25 GMT, mark wrote:
When I shot a 3" long framing nail into my left index finger (lengthwise) while building my house How?? I just got a framing nailer, and would like to avoid this. I was building a half-wall, and things were a bit wobbly. So, I was holding one of the studs in place with my left hand, while nailing with my right hand. The nailer bounced against the top plate of the half-wall, and double-fired. The second nail out of the nailgun hit the head of the first one (which was properly embedded in wood), and as it couldn't go down, it went sideways-ish. Recall that my other hand is below and somewhat forward of the intended nail location. Nail broke out the side of the wood, flew through the air down six inches, and lengthwise into the tip of my left index finger. Missed the bones, missed the nerve and tendon bundles, and came right out with a pair of pliers at the hospital after being carefully checked for the above. It was not pleasant. Worst part was, because I wasn't sure if I could drive, and my now-wife, then-girlfriend was looking a bit pale about the whole thing, is that I had to call 911 for transport, and of course the ambulance that responded is the one that I'm an EMT with. Still haven't lived that one down. Dave "Hey look, I've got 11 fingernails!" Hinz |
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Aramaic, I should assume.
I used to wonder about my dad's outbursts in Ukrainian when I was young, until I saw grandma's face when he used one without knowing she was there.... "mare" lid.com wrote in message news:1go9jdh.1l53l2ie4k2gwN%mare*Remove*All*0f*Thi ... Morris Dovey wrote: J T wrote: The more I think about it, the more curious I get. ["Curiouser and curiouser..."] Of the the principals of the belief systems you listed, I think only Jesus was a woodworker. Do you suppose he ever hit his thumb with a hammer? And if so, what would he have said? A Jewish curse in Greek. -- mare |
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"Dave Hinz" wrote in message
... On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 04:52:25 GMT, mark wrote: When I shot a 3" long framing nail into my left index finger (lengthwise) while building my house How?? I just got a framing nailer, and would like to avoid this. I was building a half-wall, and things were a bit wobbly. So, I was holding one of the studs in place with my left hand, while nailing with my right hand. The nailer bounced against the top plate of the half-wall, and double-fired. The second nail out of the nailgun hit the head of the first one (which was properly embedded in wood), and as it couldn't go down, it went sideways-ish. Recall that my other hand is below and somewhat forward of the intended nail location. Nail broke out the side of the wood, flew through the air down six inches, and lengthwise into the tip of my left index finger. Missed the bones, missed the nerve and tendon bundles, and came right out with a pair of pliers at the hospital after being carefully checked for the above. It was not pleasant. Worst part was, because I wasn't sure if I could drive, and my now-wife, then-girlfriend was looking a bit pale about the whole thing, is that I had to call 911 for transport, and of course the ambulance that responded is the one that I'm an EMT with. Still haven't lived that one down. Dave "Hey look, I've got 11 fingernails!" Hinz Double ouch. Working in a station 25 years, I know how teasing goes (and comes). But, if you can't stand the heat..... LOL -- FMB (only one B in FMB) |
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Of the the principals of the belief systems you listed, I think
only Jesus was a woodworker. Do you suppose he ever hit his thumb with a hammer? And if so, what would he have said? I have a feeling that if he was sure-footed enough to walk on water he probably never missed |
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mare wrote:
Morris Dovey wrote: J T wrote: The more I think about it, the more curious I get. ["Curiouser and curiouser..."] Of the the principals of the belief systems you listed, I think only Jesus was a woodworker. Do you suppose he ever hit his thumb with a hammer? And if so, what would he have said? A Jewish curse in Greek. My mother (a good lady of Norwegian extraction) says she always swears in Swedish. The good Lord certainly speaks Norwegian but as certainly does not speak Swedish. a drip of inherited wisdom from jo4hn's john, jo4hn |
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On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 19:18:00 -0600, Morris Dovey
wrote: J T wrote: The more I think about it, the more curious I get. ["Curiouser and curiouser..."] Of the the principals of the belief systems you listed, I think only Jesus was a woodworker. Do you suppose he ever hit his thumb with a hammer? And if so, what would he have said? Me! Me! Me! Tim Douglass http://www.DouglassClan.com |
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"Tim Douglass" wrote in message ... On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 19:18:00 -0600, Morris Dovey wrote: J T wrote: The more I think about it, the more curious I get. ["Curiouser and curiouser..."] Of the the principals of the belief systems you listed, I think only Jesus was a woodworker. Do you suppose he ever hit his thumb with a hammer? And if so, what would he have said? Me! Me! Me! Tim Douglass http://www.DouglassClan.com ROFLMAO! Mekon |
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"John DeBoo" wrote in message ... This is like athiests who are about to get their rocks off. Who do they call to at 'that moment'? I make it a rule never to call ot *any* names. Just in case I get the wrong one! Mekon |
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We might as well take it the rest of the way. Apparently there's
been discussion that another mistranslation in the Bible has popped up, and instead of a carpenter, Joseph was actually an architect. My grandfather was a builder back in the 40's and early 50's. I sell wholesale lumber today to "builders" who are nothing more than contractors and glorified bankers. My grandfather actually designed and built the various structures from the foundation up. I suspect that 2000 years ago, a man making his living with his hands probably was also the architect of the same projects. |
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J T wrote:
Yeah, even the girls wouldn't say stuff like you claim. Girls? You aren't implying girls have a cleaner vocabulary are you? I'm frequently embarrassed by how much my wife cusses, and I don't embarrass easy. You should have heard her in labor. -- Michael McIntyre ---- Silvan Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621 http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/ http://rosegarden.sourceforge.net/tutorial/ |
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J T wrote:
I seldom do any swearing nowadays, unless I hit my thumb with a hammer, get very frustrated, or talk to myself puzzling out a problem. A good alternative to bad language. I screwed up boring the hole through a plane tote I had spent umpty hours carefully shaping to perfection by hand. Rather than swear, I just got out the can of gas and sacrificed it (the plane tote, not the can of gas) to the woodworking gods. Burn baby burn. It was somehow satisfying. -- Michael McIntyre ---- Silvan Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621 http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/ http://rosegarden.sourceforge.net/tutorial/ |
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After an all-male college and twenty in the military, I thought I had a good
working knowledge of profanity - until I booked my first drunken female. "Silvan" wrote in message ... J T wrote: Yeah, even the girls wouldn't say stuff like you claim. Girls? You aren't implying girls have a cleaner vocabulary are you? I'm frequently embarrassed by how much my wife cusses, and I don't embarrass easy. You should have heard her in labor. |
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On Sun, 5 Dec 2004 18:55:56 -0500, "George" george@least wrote:
After an all-male college and twenty in the military, I thought I had a good working knowledge of profanity - until I booked my first drunken female. Unless she was giving birth at the time, you ain't heard nothing. |
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BTDT - Twice with SWMBO, three in the rig, and you're wrong!
"Andy Dingley" wrote in message ... On Sun, 5 Dec 2004 18:55:56 -0500, "George" george@least wrote: After an all-male college and twenty in the military, I thought I had a good working knowledge of profanity - until I booked my first drunken female. Unless she was giving birth at the time, you ain't heard nothing. |
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In article ,
Silvan wrote: "**** damn **** snot, twenty-nine assholes tied in a knot." That is just wrong. Haven't had a laugh like this in a long time.... But why twenty-nine? *still laughing* |
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On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 19:13:40 GMT, jo4hn wrote:
My mother (a good lady of Norwegian extraction) says she always swears in Swedish. The good Lord certainly speaks Norwegian but as certainly does not speak Swedish. But...the swear words are nearly the same, unless she knew some that I have not yet learned. |
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Dave Hinz wrote:
On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 19:13:40 GMT, jo4hn wrote: My mother (a good lady of Norwegian extraction) says she always swears in Swedish. The good Lord certainly speaks Norwegian but as certainly does not speak Swedish. But...the swear words are nearly the same, unless she knew some that I have not yet learned. Relayed your comment to mom and her comment was something like: "He's probably just another heathen Swede". :-) mahalo, jo4hn |
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