On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 02:52:14 GMT, Allyn Vaughn wrote:
On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 19:18:00 -0600, Morris Dovey
wrote:

Of the the principals of the belief systems you listed, I think
only Jesus was a woodworker. Do you suppose he ever hit his thumb
with a hammer? And if so, what would he have said?

Why I believe he would have said "Joseph Christ!"

Actually, to be a pedant about it, Christ is a title rather than a
family name.