Andy Dingley wrote:

On Fri, 3 Dec 2004 14:01:45 -0500, (J T)
wrote:


That said, the question: What does a Jewish, Moslem, Buddhist, or
whatever, woodworker say when he hits his thumb with a hammer?


This one uses the names of government cabinet ministers. Offends
no-one (that matters) and it's the only way I can remember most of the
faceless drones.

BUNKETT (yes mis-spelled)