On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 18:58:44 -0000, "Vito Kuhn"
wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
[...]
Oh, and Frito, for such an usenet god as yourself, your sig is
malformed.

Why, swine? Because I limit it to four lines like all decent people do?

A sig like yours needs at least *six* lines, Frito.

I recommend that you add the following two lines -

http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=kuhn
http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito/

Some people CARE about usenet, not that I expect you to understand why.


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On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 20:19:59 +0000, Sean Monaghan
wrote in news.groups:

On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 18:58:44 -0000, "Vito Kuhn"
wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
[...]
Oh, and Frito, for such an usenet god as yourself, your sig is
malformed.

Why, swine? Because I limit it to four lines like all decent people do?

A sig like yours needs at least *six* lines, Frito.

I recommend that you add the following two lines -

http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=kuhn
http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito/

But those websites don't exist! Frito has removed them, and will
remove all other swine sites too! Soon! He'll do it soon! Very soon,
you cyberthug!

Nice troll, Sean. I especially like the fact that you didn't have to
post to Usenet at all in order to make it work. How many victims were
there? Frito probably counts as a double victim, given how he was
foaming with book-burning[1] delight here in news.groups and also in
AUK. He subscribed to AUK just to brag about how your factual site was
taken down! Was he trolled hard or what?


[1]Thanks to Wayne Brown for posting the book-burning analogy. Unlike
Tim Skirvin, I credit my sources.
--
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On 15 Apr 2007 21:23:47 GMT, Peter J Ross wrote:

On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 20:19:59 +0000, Sean Monaghan
wrote in news.groups:

On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 18:58:44 -0000, "Vito Kuhn"
wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
[...]
Oh, and Frito, for such an usenet god as yourself, your sig is
malformed.

Why, swine? Because I limit it to four lines like all decent people do?

A sig like yours needs at least *six* lines, Frito.

I recommend that you add the following two lines -

http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=kuhn
http://www.alcatroll.com/sean/frito/

But those websites don't exist! Frito has removed them, and will
remove all other swine sites too! Soon! He'll do it soon! Very soon,
you cyberthug!

Nice troll, Sean. I especially like the fact that you didn't have to
post to Usenet at all in order to make it work. How many victims were
there?

Including the faux Tinfoil Sombrero' listings (which were never actually
presented in any official manner, BTW)?

I'm not the type to do body counts, but thanks. I do these things for
fun; for *my own* entertainment, and for the entertainment of *everyone*
involved. Gary Burnore's most excellent torll of the ASA netKKKops was an
inspiration, though ours (Cujo's & mine - yep, teh lesbian wuzzinonnit)
was executed in an entirely different way.

Frito probably counts as a double victim, given how he was
foaming with book-burning[1] delight here in news.groups and also in
AUK. He subscribed to AUK just to brag about how your factual site was
taken down! Was he trolled hard or what?

Seeing Frito, G-Dolf, and BowTie all try & take 'credit' for the 'LART'
was the best part.

[1]Thanks to Wayne Brown for posting the book-burning analogy. Unlike
Tim Skirvin, I credit my sources.

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Seanstain:

Including the faux Tinfoil Sombrero' listings (which were never actually
presented in any official manner, BTW)?

It was ingenious, using Vince's irrationality last month as predicate
for yours.

LOL

miguel

miguel wrote in news:g195239qf2ca7bbbce2ipdq7jcrn7hopmv@
4ax.com:

Seanstain:

Including the faux Tinfoil Sombrero' listings (which were never actually
presented in any official manner, BTW)?

It was ingenious, using Vince's irrationality last month as predicate
for yours.

Projection noted, smegboi. Whine some more, pleace.

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Brave Sir Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote, then ran away:
miguel:
Seanstain:

Including the faux Tinfoil Sombrero' listings (which were never actually
presented in any official manner, BTW)?

It was ingenious, using Vince's irrationality last month as predicate
for yours.

Projection noted, smegboi. Whine some more, pleace.

Sean should add you to the list of fools he trolled -- Vito and Gerald
-- based on the foamy frothy goodness of the post you made to me. Or
was that some kind of lame troll?

miguel, yeah you meant to do that. right

In , Cujo
DeSockpuppet said:
: miguel wrote in news:g195239qf2ca7bbbce2ipdq7jcrn7hopmv@
: 4ax.com:
:
: Seanstain:
:
: Including the faux Tinfoil Sombrero' listings (which were never actually
: presented in any official manner, BTW)?
:
: It was ingenious, using Vince's irrationality last month as predicate
: for yours.
:
: Projection noted, smegboi. Whine some more, pleace.

LOL I like the "What about my torll, huh? Well, huh?"

Kali
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research, would it?"
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Kali wrote:

In , Cujo
DeSockpuppet said:
: miguel wrote in news:g195239qf2ca7bbbce2ipdq7jcrn7hopmv@
: 4ax.com:
:
: Seanstain:
:
: Including the faux Tinfoil Sombrero' listings (which were never actually
: presented in any official manner, BTW)?
:
: It was ingenious, using Vince's irrationality last month as predicate
: for yours.
:
: Projection noted, smegboi. Whine some more, pleace.

LOL I like the "What about my torll, huh? Well, huh?"

"Jes' trollin', G'uv!"

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The section is clearly attributed to Art Deco, not to you, Deco."
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On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 17:56:11 -0500, Kali wrote:

In , Cujo
DeSockpuppet said:
: miguel wrote in news:g195239qf2ca7bbbce2ipdq7jcrn7hopmv@
: 4ax.com:
:
: Seanstain:
:
: Including the faux Tinfoil Sombrero' listings (which were never actually
: presented in any official manner, BTW)?
:
: It was ingenious, using Vince's irrationality last month as predicate
: for yours.
:
: Projection noted, smegboi. Whine some more, pleace.

LOL I like the "What about my torll, huh? Well, huh?"

Kali

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...5182e5 6990bd

LOL

In , miguel mjc101
@gmail.com said:
: On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 17:56:11 -0500, Kali wrote:
:
: In , Cujo
: DeSockpuppet said:
: : miguel wrote in news:g195239qf2ca7bbbce2ipdq7jcrn7hopmv@
: : 4ax.com:
: :
: : Seanstain:
: :
: : Including the faux Tinfoil Sombrero' listings (which were never actually
: : presented in any official manner, BTW)?
: :
: : It was ingenious, using Vince's irrationality last month as predicate
: : for yours.
: :
: : Projection noted, smegboi. Whine some more, pleace.
:
: LOL I like the "What about my torll, huh? Well, huh?"
:
: Kali
:
: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...5182e5 6990bd
:
: LOL

Maybe Rhonda will nominate you for the Salinger HL&S? And mabye
someone will second. Then you can compete with Sean in the court
of public opinion at the end of the month.

Kali
--
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research, would it?"
- Albert Einstein

"Kali" wrote in message

In , miguel mjc101
@gmail.com said:
On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 17:56:11 -0500, Kali wrote:

In , Cujo
DeSockpuppet said:
miguel wrote in
news:g195239qf2ca7bbbce2ipdq7jcrn7hopmv@ 4ax.com:

Seanstain:

Including the faux Tinfoil Sombrero' listings (which were never
actually presented in any official manner, BTW)?

It was ingenious, using Vince's irrationality last month as
predicate for yours.

Projection noted, smegboi. Whine some more, pleace.

LOL I like the "What about my torll, huh? Well, huh?"

Kali

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...5182e5 6990bd

LOL

Maybe Rhonda will nominate you for the Salinger HL&S? And mabye
someone will second. Then you can compete with Sean in the court
of public opinion at the end of the month.

As a nominee for a couple of kook awards--as well as a momentary wearer
of a tinfoil sombrero--I wouldn't think of nominating anyone for
anything.

FYI, he predicted--at the same time we figured everything out--that no
matter how well his troll went, he wouldn't get a nom, much less an
award.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk

You must be the change you wish to see
in the world. Mohandas K. Gandhi

In , Rhonda Lea Kirk
said:
: "Kali" wrote in message
:
: In , miguel mjc101
: @gmail.com said:
: On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 17:56:11 -0500, Kali wrote:
:
: In , Cujo
: DeSockpuppet said:
: miguel wrote in
: news:g195239qf2ca7bbbce2ipdq7jcrn7hopmv@ 4ax.com:
:
: Seanstain:
:
: Including the faux Tinfoil Sombrero' listings (which were never
: actually presented in any official manner, BTW)?
:
: It was ingenious, using Vince's irrationality last month as
: predicate for yours.
:
: Projection noted, smegboi. Whine some more, pleace.
:
: LOL I like the "What about my torll, huh? Well, huh?"
:
: Kali
:
: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...5182e5 6990bd
:
: LOL
:
: Maybe Rhonda will nominate you for the Salinger HL&S? And mabye
: someone will second. Then you can compete with Sean in the court
: of public opinion at the end of the month.
:
: As a nominee for a couple of kook awards--as well as a momentary wearer
: of a tinfoil sombrero--I wouldn't think of nominating anyone for
: anything.

As far as I know you've not yet been disenfranchized. The FNVWs
will correct me if I'm wrong.

: FYI, he predicted--at the same time we figured everything out--that no
: matter how well his troll went, he wouldn't get a nom, much less an
: award.

Well there you go. If you helped get him on the ballot for a
merit award, you'll both lose a major whining point.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Whiners

Kali
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"Kali" wrote in message

In , Rhonda Lea Kirk
said:
"Kali" wrote in message

In , miguel mjc101
@gmail.com said:
On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 17:56:11 -0500, Kali wrote:

In , Cujo
DeSockpuppet said:
miguel wrote in
news:g195239qf2ca7bbbce2ipdq7jcrn7hopmv@ 4ax.com:

Seanstain:

Including the faux Tinfoil Sombrero' listings (which were never
actually presented in any official manner, BTW)?

It was ingenious, using Vince's irrationality last month as
predicate for yours.

Projection noted, smegboi. Whine some more, pleace.

LOL I like the "What about my torll, huh? Well, huh?"

Kali

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...5182e5 6990bd

LOL

Maybe Rhonda will nominate you for the Salinger HL&S? And mabye
someone will second. Then you can compete with Sean in the court
of public opinion at the end of the month.

As a nominee for a couple of kook awards--as well as a momentary
wearer of a tinfoil sombrero--I wouldn't think of nominating anyone
for anything.

As far as I know you've not yet been disenfranchized. The FNVWs
will correct me if I'm wrong.

As far as I know, none of my nominations have been accepted yet, and I
haven't been notified, so probably not.

But I stopped voting or seconding voluntarily a few months or so ago.
(I've never made a nomination of my own, although I was tempted once or
twice.

The word hypocritical has been thrown around a lot recently, but feeling
as I do, nominating Mike /would be/ the pinnacle of hypocritical
behavior.

FYI, he predicted--at the same time we figured everything out--that
no matter how well his troll went, he wouldn't get a nom, much less
an award.

Well there you go. If you helped get him on the ballot for a
merit award, you'll both lose a major whining point.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Whiners

Whining is the hallmark of any skydiver, a tradition of the sport. Being
true to ones roots is nothing to be ashamed of.

--
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You must be the change you wish to see
in the world. Mohandas K. Gandhi

On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 19:22:13 -0500, Kali wrote:

In , Rhonda Lea Kirk
said:
: "Kali" wrote in message
:
: In , miguel mjc101
: @gmail.com said:
: On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 17:56:11 -0500, Kali wrote:
:
: In , Cujo
: DeSockpuppet said:
: miguel wrote in
: news:g195239qf2ca7bbbce2ipdq7jcrn7hopmv@ 4ax.com:
:
: Seanstain:
:
: Including the faux Tinfoil Sombrero' listings (which were never
: actually presented in any official manner, BTW)?
:
: It was ingenious, using Vince's irrationality last month as
: predicate for yours.
:
: Projection noted, smegboi. Whine some more, pleace.
:
: LOL I like the "What about my torll, huh? Well, huh?"
:
: Kali
:
: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...5182e5 6990bd
:
: LOL
:
: Maybe Rhonda will nominate you for the Salinger HL&S? And mabye
: someone will second. Then you can compete with Sean in the court
: of public opinion at the end of the month.
:
: As a nominee for a couple of kook awards--as well as a momentary wearer
: of a tinfoil sombrero--I wouldn't think of nominating anyone for
: anything.

As far as I know you've not yet been disenfranchized. The FNVWs
will correct me if I'm wrong.

I haven't disenfranchised her, and I don't believe P-S has.

: FYI, he predicted--at the same time we figured everything out--that no
: matter how well his troll went, he wouldn't get a nom, much less an
: award.

Kooks have appeared on the ballot for the PSM-HL&S before - including
Steve "BowTie" Young (nominated by a core Kookologist)! A few of them
even managed to win, too.

Well there you go. If you helped get him on the ballot for a
merit award, you'll both lose a major whining point.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Whiners

Kali

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miguel wrote in news:g195239qf2ca7bbbce2ipdq7jcrn7hopmv@
4ax.com:

Seanstain:

Including the faux Tinfoil Sombrero' listings (which were never actually
presented in any official manner, BTW)?

It was ingenious, using Vince's irrationality last month as predicate
for yours.

Hello, Lamont. Did you ever read this article? Pay special attention to
the context (granting Tinfoil Sombreros), the date (March 9th), and the
rot-13ed sentence.

Message-ID: . 131
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...50e6f917f3a38c

So, how was the bungee jump?
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In news.groups Peter J Ross wrote:

[1]Thanks to Wayne Brown for posting the book-burning analogy. Unlike
Tim Skirvin, I credit my sources.

You're welcome.

--
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miguel wrote in
:

Brave Sir Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote, then ran away:
miguel:
Seanstain:

Including the faux Tinfoil Sombrero' listings (which were never
actually presented in any official manner, BTW)?

It was ingenious, using Vince's irrationality last month as
predicate for yours.

Projection noted, smegboi. Whine some more, pleace.

Sean should add you to the list of fools he trolled -- Vito and Gerald
-- based on the foamy frothy goodness of the post you made to me. Or
was that some kind of lame troll?

miguel, yeah you meant to do that. right

Poor Mikey just can't live this one down. It's nice to see you whine on
command. You might want to check the thread to see who was in on it,
douchescum.

On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 00:36:28 +0000, Sean Monaghan
transparently proposed:



Kooks have appeared on the ballot for the PSM-HL&S before - including
Steve "BowTie" Young (nominated by a core Kookologist)!

/me waves



--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

Kali wrote:
miguel said:
: Kali wrote:
: Brave Sir Cujo DeSockpuppet said:
: : miguel:
: : Seanstain:

: : Including the faux Tinfoil Sombrero' listings (which were never actually
: : presented in any official manner, BTW)?

: : It was ingenious, using Vince's irrationality last month as predicate
: : for yours.

: : Projection noted, smegboi. Whine some more, pleace.

: LOL I like the "What about my torll, huh? Well, huh?"

: Kali

: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...5182e5 6990bd

: LOL

Maybe Rhonda will nominate you for the Salinger HL&S? And mabye
someone will second. Then you can compete with Sean in the court
of public opinion at the end of the month.

Most of the electorate is, to put it charitably, sub-rational.

On Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:31:06 +1000, Lionel
transparently proposed:

On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 14:50:07 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 00:36:28 +0000, Sean Monaghan
transparently proposed:



Kooks have appeared on the ballot for the PSM-HL&S before - including
Steve "BowTie" Young (nominated by a core Kookologist)!

/me waves


Now /that/ was funny.

He did an excellent job frogging Psylvia and even AFTER I gave
warnings the hookees kept chomping. His victory laps after I
nominated, killed his chance of winning. He just could not keep from
kooking out after the nomination.


--

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On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:18:44 -0700, the Chuck Norris of attorneys,
Michael James "Dog****er" Cranston stalker kook, did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
Kali wrote:
miguel said:
: Kali wrote:
: Brave Sir Cujo DeSockpuppet said:
: : miguel:
: : Seanstain:

: : Including the faux Tinfoil Sombrero' listings (which were never
: : actually presented in any official manner, BTW)?

: : It was ingenious, using Vince's irrationality last month as
: : predicate for yours.

: : Projection noted, smegboi. Whine some more, pleace.

: LOL I like the "What about my torll, huh? Well, huh?"

: Kali

: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...5182e5 6990bd

: LOL

Maybe Rhonda will nominate you for the Salinger HL&S? And mabye someone
will second. Then you can compete with Sean in the court of public
opinion at the end of the month.

Most of the electorate is, to put it charitably, sub-rational.

pats Dog****er on teh head That's alright, Cranston, you don't have to
participate, or even accept the nomination or the award. It's not like
candidates ever have a say in the matter. That's traditionally speaking,
BTW.

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"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.

"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID:

"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:


"Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will."
-- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct
as needed)

"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia

"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus

"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: om

"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID:

"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.

"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.

"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...ve/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr